Thread 215907716

agree?

>>215907716 (OP)
you can tell meds made this list. Spain/Portugal are mid cuisines at best. No one knows what the fuck indonesia makes. India at 12 is ridiculous

>>215907716 (OP)
>Pooland better than croatia and northern turkey (serbistan)
No way jose

>>215907833
to add on, indian cuisine is so dog shit it's not even top 100. eating cow dung and not eating much meat already should put you in last place. the brownoid hygiene standards pretty much guarantees its a bottom tier cuisine

>>215907716 (OP)
>poland at 11
BAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

>>215907716 (OP)
American cuisine should be first.

Absolute mess, but on top of that, why are the Ukies so far separated from Russia and Belarus? Arent those 3 like 3 peas in a pod food wise?

>>215907716 (OP)
poland shouldnt even be on the list let alone top 50, netherlands placed too high aswell
>t. half polish and has been to poland many times

Btw, Thailand is number 2, right after Italy.

>>215907862
Of course you dirty slavshits dont have your own food while we have tens of local delicacies, dont even look my way next time brownpoop

>>215907716 (OP)
England belongs on the last place. I would rather eat dog food than anything made there.

Nations where cabbage rolls, and especially sour cabbage rolls are considered a delicacy should not be anywhere near the top 20

>>215908182
what does germany have that is so much better than english food?
>inb4 "Did you know that we have [ German Bread™ ] in Germany?"

>>215907716 (OP)
Thailand number 28 seems insane.
People I know seem to always have good experience eating in Italy. Tourist traps or not.

>>215908005
What are you eating, potatoes and herrings. Top kek.

>>215907833
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>>215908392
shit taste award

>>215908392
These tiny sausages are pretty good but they're haram for you guys.

>>215907716 (OP)
Idk i've only had like 5 cuisines
American, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Indian

>>215908473
I bet you never heard about things like bundz, redykołka, farszynki, bigos, dzyndzałki z hreczką, kiszka ziemniaczana, plince z pomoćką, rolada śląska, modra kapusta, wodzionka, cebularz, forszmak, gryczaki. I could go on and on and on.
Every region of Poland has it's own distinct dishes if you dive into it, and they're fucking good. People who visit Poland go out and actually EAT Polish go through an eye opening experience.

>>215908392
I'm not even German and I think German (and especially Austrian) food is infinitely better than Turkish or Greek. Where I live Turkish and Greek places are everywhere but every time I go I'm slightly disappointed, desu.

>>215908637
Bzscywbxyzcyzcyszyx bla bla bla

>>215908771
You'd grow round and fat smartpants

>>215909035
He has a point. He probably never heard of them because he doesn't speak Polish. Translate the names and/or post some pics.

>>215909097
Google them, I literally posted 1/10th of what I know. Theres obscne amount of local food here.

>>215907716 (OP)
Honestly seems kinda random. I only know feta cheese from Greece.

>>215909160
You could post it since I don't randomly google "Ugandan cuisine" or similar stuff when I'm bored.

>>215909097
>potato pancakes
>russian dumplings
>various cheese loafs
>weird little breads
>german meat roulade
it's basically Jewish shtetl food

>>215909167
Kabab is a greek invention, nigga.

>>215909287
no, kebab is iraqi, the word kebab is akkadian

>>215909287
I only eat Turkish kebab

polish people be like DUDE you HAVE to try Bxcyzyxcyzxycyz its sooo good

>>215907987
Came here to say this.
1. Italy
2. Thailand
3. France
4. Japan
5. Spain
Imo

>>215907716 (OP)
This list is terrible lol, here's the real list based on what the average person eats not luxury restaurants
1. Spain
2. Italy
3. France
4. China
5. Japan
6. Korea
7. Greece
8. Turkey
9. Mexico
10. Peru

>>215907716 (OP)
Another PIGS & Sons victory

>>215909427
1. Japan
2. Austria
3. France
4. Italy
5. Idk, Czechia or something

Sorry, I don't like thirdie food.

>>215909585
>dude, seaweed and raw fish lmao!

>>215909533
>dude, a risotto we stole from muslims, a potato omelette and !prosciutto lmao

>all the seethe in this thread
cope

>>215909246
I cant because im banned by the jeet janny

>>215909261
>Look im so smart i chose a few and oversimplified them
Yawn, you have no food

>>215909677
>flag
99% of the people in the world can't name a dish from your country, and I'm being generous

>>215909677
So what's your list? Slovenian food is basically some sort of average of Austrian, Italian and Balkan.

>>215907716 (OP)
We should be first because Greece has no depth, the few dishes they have are comparable to ours but we have way more

>>215909786
Slovenian sausage, known as krainer or kransky is widely known in Austria and Australia

>>215909797
everyone eats Italian food now, I don't think that Slovenia is any different than Germany in this. But yeah, the entire Serbian cookbook got transplanted into Slovenian cuisine through mass migration.

>>215909386
Yes, exactly this but than you say "it's soooo good" after trying it.

>>215909952
bigos is not as disgusting as segedin gulyas even though the idea of a big pile of boiled sauerkraut and meat bits is one of the worst culinary ideas in the history of man. Slovenia had no such dishes until they were imported in the 20th century because any sensible person knows sauerkraut is only good as a side to sausages.

>>215909900
>everyone eats Italian food now, I don't think that Slovenia is any different than Germany in this
???
In Germany every region has plenty of local food which is very popular. There are plenty of restaurants with foreign cuisines too but Italian is just one of them.

Also, I've never been to Slovenia but I've been to a few ex-Yugoslav cunts and there local cuisine is very much celebrated and cherished. It can't be that different in Slovenia.

>>215910024
>big pile of boiled sauerkraut and meat
and plums and mushrooms

Here's a recepie for another polish dish you never heard of - Podłomyk
>Ecce ad caput suum subcinericius panis, pothplomyk, et vas aque oraz Iussit (sc. Abraham) Saray, vxori sue, ut faceret panes subcinericios pothplomiky
1453

it's a type of flat bread that we like to joke about as polish pizza. The dish is well over a 1000 years old.
I'm on my pc so many im not banned here

>>215910136
One of my favourite cakes, Brukowiec

>>215910214
here's maczanka krakowska often called by us as the great grandmother of the hamburger. First mentions are from XVI century Kraków.

>>215910307
img for ants, nvm one more

>>215910344
Pampuchy, type of steamed yeast dumpling or doughnut. A cooked pampuch has an mushy and soft consistency, it's very distinct from other similar dishes.

>>215910055
>>215910136
most of the dishes eaten in Slovenia today were not eaten here before the late 20th century, like Serbian kebabs, borek and sour cabbage rolls or pizza and spaghetti in marinara. One of the oldest dishes recorded in Slovenia is fried chicken, from the 17th century, which I guess is an early north Italian influence. Another is žganci, boiled buckwheat dough, which is prepared similarly to polenta, and pogača, the Italian focaccia.

>>215910392
Krupnik, it's a thick Polish soup made from vegetable or meat broth, containing potatoes and barley groats.

I like it when it's really filled with veggies and groats

>>215910392
the texture looks like the Czech loaf dumpling

>>215910136
How is it different from focaccia?
Peasants over here make pic related.

>>215910400
>most of the dishes eaten in Slovenia today were not eaten here before the late 20th century
Well, you guys did perfect the kremsnita in like the mid-20th century.

>>215910452
Żurek/Żur it's a sour cereal polish traditional soup made with various types of cereals such as rye, wheat and oats, which are fermented to create a sourdough-like soup base and stirred into a pot of stock which may or may not contain meat such as boiled sausage and bacon, along with other ingredients such as hard-boiled eggs, potatoes and dried mushrooms.
First mentions of this dish in Poland are from XII century.

>>215908392
Kebab
Kebab was invented in Germany

>>215910507
the chef who invented the kremšnita was Serbian

>>215910457
It's kinda like knedliki but not fully, I ate a lot of both and knedliki aren't as filled inside. It's hard to put into words in english.

Also img is a rejbak from Mazovia, made with potatoes and bacon

>>215910486
Podpłomyk differs from focaccia in that it is a simpler yeast dough,often baked without yeast, resulting in a flatter, thinner, and crispier baked product. Focaccia is a thicker, fluffier olive oil, and often herbs or sea salt

>>215910629
I haven't even touched the sausages that we specialize in.
This is kabanosy, everyone who ate for them longs for them until deathbed.

Kabanos is a long, thin, dry sausage usually made of pork which originated in Poland. They are smoky in flavor, and can be soft or very dry in texture depending on freshness. Typically, they are quite long, but very thin, with a diameter around 1 cm, and folded in two, giving them a characteristic appearance.

>>215910715
Over here cabanos sausages are thicker. Mostly grilled or fried in a pan.

>>215910715
There's also the polonez sausage which is a giant hotdog sausage.

>>215911082
Looks like our brekefast sausage

>>215911164
This is what they look like uncooked.

>>215911202
deffo different but very close, "thicker" kabanosy are a thing but not that popular since it's the size combined with the fact that they're smoked that give them the flavour but yeah it's very close.

Horrible list as usual.

>>215911257
Probably some variation leftover from Poles that lived/live here hence the name.
There's Plescoi sausages that look similar but are made out of sheep meat.

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>>215910344
nigga thats a pulled pork sandwich without the bbq sauce

>>215911344
We don't have a lot sheep/lamb recepies besides far south among Górale and Górale, let me quote wikipedia:
>the Podhale people were influenced by the culture of highland shepherds arriving from the east from Ruthenia and Romania (the Vlachs), as well as active contacts with the highland population on the northern slope of the Carpathians.
so the lamb dishes they have are probably from Romania

>>215911421
Yeah you call it that now, but maczanka has sauce not bbq but gravy

>>215907716 (OP)
Brown boi, make a sandwich and suck my pink knob later.
I already bringed the meat on the tabble from the forest.

>>215907716 (OP)
Spanish cuisine is not good

>>215911447
Sheep meat was and still is pretty important. Lots of cheese types require sheep milk. People still climb the mountains with the herd during summer for grazing and come down once winter comes.
One nice dish is grilled lamb/ram pastrami. It's either smoked or marinated in brine and it's delicious.

>>215911559
Yes, that's all pretty alien to us besides far south where they make all sort of those sheep and goat milk salty cheeses

>>215911662
There's a type of sheep cheese called branza de burduf that's matured in either a sheep stomach or a pine cask.

>>215907716 (OP)
99% of countries dont have cuisines, they just make food that other countries made. If we are talking about cuisines then there's Indian cuisine. North European cuisine, med cuisine, east asian cuisine etc

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>>215910392
This shit looks absolutely revolting. Im glad I live in Warsaw and can actually eat good food

>>215911803
Im from Kraków and you guys should stop being so poor

>>215907716 (OP)
isnt this ranking based on user reviews?

>>215911722
Would try, does the pine give it wooden aroma?

>>215907907
why do you like soy protein with corn syrup
>>215909835
quality > quantity. greek dishes are fresher, with more vegetables and colors. italian dishes are great but most are just pasta sauce and cheese assembled in different ways

>>215911832
my house is worth more than what you and your family will make through their entire life

>>215911885
Exactly. The one matured in a sheep's stomach (or nowadays in some sort of industrial pouch) has a "spicy" taste from the fermentation. Most people eat the spread version. I prefer the harder version melted into hot polenta.

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>>215909427
This. Shit list is shit.

>>215911951
Stop earning so little, failures