Thread 215983015

Gymcel edition
Failed the PR attempt: >>215962697

Good morning sirs.
Dreamt that the planet was so polluted we could not see the Sun and most of the time people couldn't see jackshit more than 50 metres in front of them because of the smog. Chainsmokers even had a habit of entering close to the ground clouds of smoke then would stand in those clouds and light a cigarette.

Skipping leg sesh today, can't be assed to do any lift.

Good morning

https://www.sudouest.fr/culture/programmes-tv/miss-france/miss-france-2026-decouvrez-le-portrait-des-30-candidates-regionales-26314826.php

It's that time of year again, choose your Miss

>>215983089
I dreamt I was covered in ants and I was freaking out

>>215983750
>kweens
>tahitian
Yt women can't compete o algo.
Guadeloupe and Tahiti mog.

>>215983812
Réunion, Guadeloupe and Roussillon are cuties

>>215983943
I'm unironically at the point now where I don't even find 18 yo girls attractive as they look like kids to me.
I'm a certified unc now.

>>215983750
I have a hard time picking when they are all covered in kilos of makeup, I would like to look them on the natural before picking

>>215983943
Is rousillon's half black or is it the makeup?

>>215983750
Miss Bourgogne, Miss Languedoc, Miss Lorraine, Miss Normandie, Miss Poitou-Charentes, and Miss Rhône-Alpes can all get it.

>>215984274
I think it's just the make up + lighting

>>215984790
She's a cutie

Hello medsters, I wish you all a nice, peaceful sunday.
Anyway, let's start with a cup of joe.
>>215983089
You can live your kino dream if you move to Bharat or Zhongguo, Magyabro
>>215983750
Caked up WHORES. Fucking disgusting. I'll go with Corsica.

>>215983089
wanna bury my face in Asian tits

Reached level 12 of black mesa. Got a kino new weapon too.
Bussin' game ngl. I think this was the first level where I failed exploring everything I can as I could not go back after taking one of the routes to where I wanted to go just to see what's there. Ovah.

BUMP

>>215983750
This one is beautiful.

Some Louvre museum jewelries have been stolen

Good day /med/

>>215985016
>let's start with a cup of joe
Good idea, I've already had one, but I might have another

>>215988050
Exactly, I'm sure it's him, where is Inspector Zenigata when you need him

Hello /mad/

How are you today?

Been playing AC Odyssey. It really is slop but the hellenik mood is worth it.

>>215988975
I was thinking of getting Valhalla since the weather is becoming bleak slowly so it would be more appropriate, atmosphere wise, but I'm not paying sixty euros for it.
I enjoy the Greek setting of Odyssey but I feel that it is overused between God of War and Hades.

>Bird card lets you draw 4 cards, keeping 2 and tucking 2 under it
>Choose 2 cards to keep
>Read wrong and they were the cards tucked

I forfeited

>>215988694
>Hello /mad/
>/mad/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
>How are you today?
Mad!

>>215988050
I think we're closer to this version of lupin

>>215990230
Was it some professional heist?

>>215990537
no seems to be somewhat disorganized and done a bunch of hood niggas
the security is just that bad

>>215990665
I see.

Had to shave completely because I made a mistake, fuck I look like a kid now

>>215983750
Unlike last year, I can't really pick out one clear winner who stands out above the rest. Sex with most of them - perhaps even all of them, it could be said.
>>215988975
Had the exact same opinion when I played it. It's the last Ubislop I actually enjoyed.

Meow.

>>215991834
https://files.catbox.moe/9j89c1.mp4

>>215991992
Good video

40 bonus points in a single game, thank you broken bonus card
>>215991221
Unfortunately my miss is one the worst as usual

Just got banned from all boards for some days for shitposting in /v/, this was not supposed to happen.

>>215992614
Did you badmouth janjan's favourite video game ?

damn we just got height-mogged by a Spanish princess

>>215991221
Most of them are ugly though.

>>215992657
It was a thread about Zelda lewds, so I searched for and posted a Link lewd to make fun of them. Apparently it’s a no go.

>>215993083
Height frauding with those shoes.
>threads coming off at the bottom of her trousers
I’d be ashamed if I were a Spaniard.

>>215993557
wouldn't asSpain be more ashamed of her "studying" in a Portuguese private university getting railed by Luís, João and Manuel?

>7 minutes
Sounds like a competent plot to me desu.

>"nice desk, faggot"
>*sits on it*

>>215994321
He owns the place, you have to obey him

>>215994321
>>215994350
pay the shrimp tribute
now!

Good afternoon /med/.
We collected a total of 717 kg of olives, and that gave us 108.5 kg of extra virgin olive oil.

i really MUST stop checking myself before approaching girl. i hate myself for doing this. fuck

>>215995499
How much can you sell them for ?
>>215995521
Are Japanese women gorgeous ?

>>215995499
Nice.

>>215995556
yes, but It was not a Japanese girl I'm talking about

>>215995556
>How much can you sell them for ?
I don't know, but we will keep most of it because olive trees are irregular in their production so we don't know how much we will get next year, so this should last at least 2 years.

>>215995593
It's not really worth the hassle considering how much olive oil costs in the supermarket but well at least it's our own.

>>215993448
Ugliness is in the eye of the bee-holder, and my pot of honey is empty.

Also, feet mentioned.

>>215995521
Wdym check?
You mean your hair, breath, and things like that?

>>215995499
Can't suffer in Spain.
A litre of the green gold is expensive af here.

>>215995003
Based vid.

>>215995755
r8 the kot sir

>>215995997
looking at myself on camera. totally killed my confidence.

> incel-walking at one of the national Garden
> see a spot, where there is only 1 white girl (blonde-redheadish) sitting alone, also seems very good spot to take photo
> "fuck it what to loose?"
> move there and pretend like I'm tired and take a few photos, sitting next to her. while passing by, checking her, holw shit she looks qt pie
> "how can I initiate a conversation?..."
> check myself on camera (I ALWAYS DO THIS MISTAKE)
> "man wtf, I should leave her alone, she is probably disturbed just by looking at me and being next to me"
> stand up, start leaving the spot
> she is full-smiling
> smile back
> "oh shit, I'VE SHOULD TALKED TO HER, now its too late, if I turn it will be weird"

man I wish I was not that autistic after seeing myself on camera :/

Fuck it, new campaign. I haven't played in the Slav region that much so I went for Poland. My aim is to form the "Slavic Union Empire". We'll see.

>>215996230
I never play ck because it looks like requires too much brain power.

Im usually chill gaming HOI4 while listening to some podcast/docs on youtube. can you do the same with CK or any other paradox?

>>215996152
Well at least you have enough self-confidence to smilke back at women instead of just walking away like an incel chud I guess.
The Tvrkish BVLL shall march on.
Also, why not try dating some japanese girl while you're there. You must Altaimaxx like your ancestors and slay some ethnic pussy.

>>215996382
im not confident enough to approach girls IRL as you can see in >>215996152 ,
and I'm not having success on dating apps here. too bad, Japanese girls were the only asian girls I was attracted to

>>215995499
Very nice
It isn't so bad after all is it?

Also janny is very sensitive about particular topics

>>215988050
>>215990230
The Netflix adaptation wasn't that bad in this case

>>215989849
Why so mad? :D

>>215991028
Clean shaven über alles!

>>215996152
An axiom of life: the chances of success of something are inversely proportional to how much you care about it
Recommended action: stop caring

>>215996230
>SUE
I hope the queen's name will be Mary and everything will turn out well for her :D

>>215983750
Today I'm in the mood for all of them!

>>215985535
Carpe diem!

>>215991834
>>215994321
>>215994350
>>215995003
Cute cats indeed
A few moments ago, my terrace was visited by a cat that looked surprisingly similar to the ones in the photos

>>215996355
I'm dumb, but I can play it in a semi-competent manner. I too like to listen to stuff whilst playing it.
>>215996629
Empress*

>>215996629
>Why so mad? :D
because you said this is /mad/ :D

>>215996629
>Recommended action: stop caring
im 32. I thought I can handle being single for life, but sometimes its really hard when you're ageing

>>215996891
>im 32
Wrong grindset.
You are DILF-aged. Now that's how you should think of yourself. Your rizz will increase that way.
>im not confident enough to approach girls IRL
Yeah I get that. What I said though is that you are not blackpilled enough to not even smile back, as you did smile back at her.

>>215997191
thanks bro. today a japanese guy approached me lol. not sure if he was autistic(was in retro-ish shop, where I was looking at retro gameboy/pokemon related stuff) and wanted to make friend or was homo.
dude didn't speak English, but put so much effort to communicate with me, and asked like 2-3 times if I liked to hang with him and eat something.
so after all, I'm not that "un-desirable" I guess.

>>215994321
>>215994350
>hungarian cats
And where are the shrimps? I assume they're just out of sight, as all I can see is a bare, shrimpless table.

>>215997601
>And where are the shrimps?
He never tried shrimps. He eats meat doe, just look at his pecs. Nigga be jacked.

2 more weeks of cagie and then it's vacation time, I can do it

>>215997851
>He never tried shrimps.
Of all sad words of tongue and pen.

>>215998106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9MFs0MVLgs

>>215999141
Catberg on a mad one, as /brit/ would say

>>215999141
The cat = the Demiurge
The shrimp = the physical world

Attacking Russia. I sure this amuses someone in here.

>>215999547
Russians*
I'm*

> visitar a españa con mi papa
> pasar por club homosexual
> un puto nos equivoca como putos
> nos invoca
> mi padre dice 'what a sausage fest'
> seguir adelante

Polish names never fail to bewilder me.

Getting fucked over by treachery. A classic.

>>216000338
The blue colour on our flag symbolises loyal allies

RETVRN to real med culture

Here's a gem stolen from another thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReeZqaOLIz8

>>215991834
>>215994321
>>215994350
Cute kitties bros

>>215995755
Absolute pottery yet again. 4channel is lucky to be graced by your verbose presence, Master felis negris.

>>215997851
Cats are surprisingly jacked for animals that look so soft. First time i touched a kitten i was shocked by how i could feels its muscles moving under its skin and how hard it was even though its fur was very very soft. It wasn't hungry either cats are just jacked and hide their power levels with fur. Gods walk among us yet we recognize them not

>>216001375
This, I'm genuinely grateful to be able to enjoy Catnigga's posts

>>216001375
>Cats are surprisingly jacked for animals that look so soft. First time i touched a kitten i was shocked by how i could feels its muscles moving under its skin and how hard it was even though its fur was very very soft. It wasn't hungry either cats are just jacked and hide their power levels with fur. Gods walk among us yet we recognize them not

>>216002290
Look at that core, this nigga crunches like hell

>>216002290
Boulder shoulders, huge triceps, huge traps, chicken legs, twig forearms. I think he's on roids bros this isn't r/achievablenatty

>>216001375
>Cats are surprisingly jacked for animals that look so soft. First time i touched a kitten i was shocked by how i could feels its muscles moving under its skin and how hard it was even though its fur was very very soft. It wasn't hungry either cats are just jacked and hide their power levels with fur. Gods walk among us yet we recognize them not
It's true, my cat was strong and muscly for most of her life, and only in the last couple of years when she stopped going outside did she get chubby They had to shave a large patch of her for surgery once, and she looked like a raw chicken.

Did a little oopsie with a mod so I restarted the Poland game. Hopefully no more mod bullshit.

Reached level 14 of black mesa. Holy shit were level 12 and 13 absolutely long.
I'm not complaining doe. Enjoying the gaym, but it's enough for today. Time to watch tranime.

>>216003573
I'm watching Milan-Fiorentina, but it's really damn boring

>>216003620
Have you played the Half-Life series, sister? I assume you did but I'm asking anyway fr fr.
>but it's really damn boring
Is Milan going to mop the floor with the other?
Jewgle tells me Milan is... le good. And that Florentina is about to fall out of the group or whatever you call them in English.

I beat the pirate ship mission in Fire Emlblem, now I'm on the secret island covered in fog.

Also I learned I missed a secret mission because I let all the Caelin NPC soldiers die in last mission which could have been avoided if I knew I had to talk to Lucius with Raven instead of Lyn REEEEE

Jesus fucking Christ I'm a dumb retard. Restart.

>>216003750
I played a bit of the first one but I didn't really vibe with it so I dropped it, I suppose my love affair with Gaben consists only in Team Fortress 2

This matchday in general has been very grim, the commentator just said it's the one with the least goals in 20 years

>>216003506
>>216003827
Poland_is_not_yet_lost

>>216003573
>>216003750
I need your address, sister

>>216004028
lexos28801@elygifts.com

Today I saw a guy that looked a lot like Taleb.

>>216004089
Where is the best place to create a temporary e-mail address from which I can send messages?

>>216004211
I usually use tempmail when some site requires me to register an account and I don't plan on logging on not even once more in the future.
You open a tab, it gives you an adress, the adress deletes when you close the tab.

>>216004251
I'm currently looking for and trying different options, but everywhere I can only receive emails, not send them

>>216004251
Hey Magyar, I just exchanged a few texts with my old oneitis, nowadays I don't feel much but it took me years to let go of it
Love is grim

>>216004335
Ehhhh, just give me a temporary e-mail and I'll send you my adress from my tertiary gmail account then.
You better not use this against me in the future sister!

Is this a fucking fever dream or what.

>>216004338
>Love is grim
It is.
>I just exchanged a few texts with my old oneitis
One of the reasons I don't have any social media accounts is that I don't want to see how the people I used to know are doing fr fr.
I haven't speaken with any of my oneitises in years fr fr. First one as I know is going to move away from Hungary next year.
>I just exchanged a few texts
Do you keep in touch? Or did you or her just for some reason start a conversation out of the blue?

>>216004532
I like having Instagram precisely to see how the lives of others are going
>Do you keep in touch?
Yeah I do, we last met in summer in Trento because a common friend of ours had her graduation and we attended it

>>215983089
>>215985505

Ok, I used my remaining two brain cells right.

>>216004438
pelepi6113@datoinf.com
>You better not use this against me in the future sister!
I promise!

>>216004822
Sent

>>216005102
Received

>>216005102
>>216005142

>>216005142
I'll accept your friend request tomorrow, sis.

>>216005187
A little refilling will be needed. Those four digits after #. The nickname alone is not enough, it seems :D

>>216005290
Sheiit.
6973. I hope it does not change whenever I open and close the client.

>>216005175
nice one

>>216005419
I just learned about this website
https://memes.apu.io/

Good night med, big day at the cagie tomorrow I hope it'll not be a bad day though

Because of having slept in the afternoon I was afraid I was not going to get tired until midnight.
Thankfully it seems I could bait my brain into feeling tired.
Good night, sisters.

>>216005623
>crypto
grim
Knew about it before, but I will never buy crypto simple as.

>>216005175
>It's over. Over
:D

>>216005419
Added. The ball is in your court now

>>216005623
Frogs can be cute

>>216005720
>>216005760
Sweet dreams