Thread 216105477

Videogame ads edition.

Bought the game >>216076331

>>216105477 (OP)
Unhinged.

>>216105477 (OP)
I feel like the first part of the video was entirely unnecessary in relation to the rest

Good morning sirs.
I wonder if there will be only a few or a lot of people in the gym given how normies are now not working until Monday as today is the memorial day of the 1956 revolution. I on the other hand will be waging doe.

>>216105477 (OP)
Howling.

>>216105985
Install Tinder now

Now THAT'S my kind of edition. I love the Sonic ads with the sirens and poop well too. The lvl 99 boss ones and the redhead who kills her grandma.
They're just wild for shitty non games.

Also quite a big storm today.

>>216106009
No. I'm going to the gym.

>>216105477 (OP)
I would have never expected an edition like this

>>216105477 (OP)
Why do chinks think this is good publicity for their shitty games?

>>216106334
Do regular ads get posted as OP pics? It works a publicity because it sticks with you and doesn't even rely on hatebait.
The fact that the game has nothing to do with it is more the issue.

Bavarian trvthnvkes left and right
>>216094596
>>216105491

There's a gnome on the catalog.

'cel sesh incoming lads
1x4 51,25 kgs (new pr), 1x2 (failed set) 51,25 kgs unilateral plate loaded incline press (managed to still do 4 reps with left arm, but with right I only could do 2 on 2nd set)
1x3+1x2 105 kgs pec deck
1x10 30 kgs tricep extension
2x2 kilomeme jog
First set took all my strength away, but given how I failed a pr attempt at 50 kgs and couldn't even lift it once on Monday, I'm not complaining about this lift in particular. Skipped shoulder presses because tendonitis on right arm was especially fucking with me. Couldn't give two fucks about doing 3 sets of triceps. Jog felt like shit both times, BSS yesterday absolutely destroyed my quads.
Given how I could add 2,5 kgs to incline chest press, I'd say the biceps isometrics are helping even if only a little bit.

>>216106572
>german is an ugly language
>factually right but morally wrong
KEK

>>216106572
He's such a good poster, I love him

Motivation for today's cagie sesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6F5OO7AZb0

>>216107373
>German flag
>talking about morality
Hahahhahhahahah hahha :D

>>216107648
Another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

Good morning frens!
How are you?

>>216107779
I'm drinking my first cup of coffee and it's cold outside

>>216107710
Nice

Tired imc

>>216107779
Good morning, I am also drinking a coffee

>>216108548
Same

>>216108961
Did you sleep like shit again sis? Or is it the lessons that tire you out?

A canadian whose name we don't mention has been keeping this thread alive for two days now >>216064734
Wonder why jan-jan does not do the needful

>>216109108
Janny probably only notices posts that are reported to him. If nobody is in that thread then I guess nobody is reporting the posts

>>216109108
Xir furiously masturbate on the op

>>216109014
I slept decently but not great, and I still carry over tiredness from the beginning of the week

Knife status?
>>>/biz/61179398

>>216109341
In my stomach.

>>216105477 (OP)
>Bought the game
Literally did do that just yesterday, for the first time in months.

Also, Uncle Ted is looking down on us in disappointment: >>216108166

>>216109341
Mad how I used to sell crates for 10 cents back when I was 11 years old and now they are worth close to a hundred euros.

>>216109227
Well, you only have tomorrow and this afternoon left before the weekend. Try to rest a bit during those 2 days sis.

good morning nig... >>216105477 (OP)

>>216106572
kek
>>216109341
game related stuff was the original crypto meme

>>216110393
Which game.

>>216110438
Is this how she should be dressed while working.

>>216110438
Pottery looks cool desu.
>>216110393
These stupid gadgets only exist to siphon money off retards who goes "wow! technology! exciting!" when they see a fucking bed that for some reason can be connected to wifi. Neither sleeping nor fucking need wifi.

>>216110695
>Which game.
Avernum 4: Greed and Glory (I choose greed btw).

>>216110844
Doesn't look fascinating to me but it's good to support smaller games.
I bought Drova for example, really enjoyed that one.

Aaaahhhhhh

>>216111215
Zamn!

>>216110393
I'm waiting for Battlefield 6 to go on sale and it will probably be the first game in years that I'm considering buying

How come r/europe has less posts than /med/?
Is reddit even real?

>>216110893
I'm a strong supporter of small, independent video game creators.
>>216111215
I'm a strong supporter of feet being mentioned.
>>216111593
I'm a strong supporter of your piratical behaviour (I am also inclined this way).

>>216111848
>Is reddit even real?
Yes. It's a kinda sad place doe apart from subreddits like r/milf. Subreddits with less than 10k-ish followers can be nice doe. Used to regularly frequent a subreddit which was like a large group of frens, was comfy ngl. Then it started attracting more and more users and it became shit.
Also, r/europe is pretty much
>russia bad
>ukraine good
>brexit bad
>hungary bad
>spain good
>immigration good
Was howling at the mental gymnastics when that arab dude who the germans claimed actually hated islam crashed into the christmas market.
Also howling at how whenever of minor inconvenience happens it's the doing of ruzzia.

I'm not a strong supporter of wine fr fr

>>216112441
>Party not approved by Reddit is getting popular? RUSSIA!

>>216112505
>I'm not a strong supporter of wine fr fr
Holy cringe

Yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzKU6W1ntv0
Average /med/der when I call them a racist scum.

>>216112983
>mfw my sneaky fascist scum moment is exposed

>>216112983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xLQ1_Fd1U0

>>216112983
Racism is pointless and does not lead to anything desirable, imo

>>216112441
>>russia bad
This is true to be honest

>>216112983
Ahem.
RIP Antonio Tejero.

>>216113378
Fascist scum.

>>216113341
Russia is bad only because their democratically elected government is hostile towards almost all of Russia's neighbours

Milk is abundant, and so is my boredom.

>>216113378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnrMi3VefWE

>>216113417
>democratically

>>216113637
>>216113683
Fascist scums.

@Cat niggy

>>216114025
I'm on board with him on tall girls desu.

>>216114057
Do small tits on a giantess count as big for you?

>>216113341
Sure, but at this point you literally can't open that subreddit without the first post seething at russia.

>>216113689
Corr blimey. Bloody lovely isn't she.

You can take me later, Gatto nero.
>>216114100
Whether they're big or not is calculated on proportionality.

>>216113983
>pubic tattoo
Disgusting

Gyatt, liked by an obese spanish woman

>>216114198
I'm not expecting exemplar morals from a whore.

>

679 days wasted

Got about 80% of my project done now. I'm setting up a pipeline to analyse data about the EU energy grid. Just finished setting up the database part, and now all I have left is to hook this up to some dashboards and make graphs. Should be kino.

>she's mad I'm flirting with her ex (female)
lmao

>>216110844
there's absolutely nothing wrong with spending €17.55 on a niche game you actually enjoy
every cent I've spent on my autistic historical games has been worth it

>firefighter friend sending me gore pics again
it was on the news here, the guy who jumped in front of a train at the train station but then was just alive and in suffering stuck between the train and the tracks with his legs crushed

his legs were completely ripped off by the way, train shredded both his femurs
I do have a leaked pic from the operating room to confirm

I told my mother that I'm doing some exercises and she wasn't too keen that I'm doing them in the bathroom.

>>216116253
Where does she propose that you do them

>>216113378
>RIP Antonio Tejero.
F in the chat boys he was a real one

>>216113378
>>216116545
Rip to a real nigga

Good morning /med/, what's going on! I finally finished the drawings for my mormon friends, and ate some tuna + onions + egg + cream cheese tart with my mom. It was really nice.
>>216105477 (OP)
what
>>216107710
https://youtu.be/IpDvw0qlKpw me when I get 1 USD:

>>216116545
>>216116642
Fascist scums.

>>216117070
>$1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV9mMLDKIbI

>>216111215
booba
>>216112983
Fascismo is real...
>>216113689
Lmao, my cat's name is Ginger, and I call her ginster with a friend of mine. Never knew it was an actual product kek.
>>216117179
>me after getting my first paycheck and buying stockings instead of something more productive
https://youtu.be/BnfumBZQKyQ

>>216117070
>>216117179
Well, actually...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoPFB8h2-Sg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz3-bsL5KYY
[pick one]

>>216117226
Very feminine of you :D

>>216117169
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke...
https://youtu.be/6vwNcNOTVzY
>>216117275
Personal Jesus all the way, goddamn, that song started my cowboy fetish frfr.
Red Dead Redemption is an eroge for my cowboy fetish ass.
>Very feminine of you :D
I feel like I'm not myself if I can't use a pair of black stockings, they make my legs look sexo.

>>216117169
cry about it

Ayo just spent close to two hours just laying in bed thinking about how it's over.
Finna coom now.

>>216117070
Nice drawing.

>>216116253
That's not surprising tbf.

>>216117536
French wikipédia says he had lunch everyday with a person he didn't know
Holy normalfag fr fr

>>216114163
>Sure, but at this point you literally can't open that subreddit without the first post seething at russia.
I would like to comment on this more but janny will probably ban me again for mentioning anything vaguely political on /int/

>>216117631
>Holy normalfag fr fr
DROPPED

Good day med, dadberg finally left the PC

>>216105477 (OP)
>Videogame ads edition

>>216118042
OH MY GOD I KNOW THAT GAME
I USED TO PLAY IT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
I swear to God that can't be a real ad, that's fucking insane kek. Had pretty clothes and designs but you had to farm a lot of points to progress barely 1 chapter at all.
>>216118023
Nothing better than to sit back and relax watching the comments on this gemmie of a video.
https://youtu.be/2bEZQ00OOxY

>>216118042
Lmaooo

>have huge backlog
>fire up yet another pogaymon run on my chinkheld instead
>daddy why are you playing pogaymon, do grown ups like pogaymon?
I have a disease.

>>216118195
...d-do young kids nowadays don't like pokémon?
is it just a furry only thing?
is it wrong if my favorite pokémon are tsareena and mega ampharos?

>>216118195
>sent flying by your own gnome

>>216118241
He likes Pokémon, he just wasn’t prepared for le adult mature daddy to like playing it kek

New Astérix comic book released, it's setting place in Portugal

>>216118309
And then he dabbed

>>216118349
Astérix died with Goscinny.

>>216118349
>R.Goscinny
Did he leave so many books unfinished or it's just the publishing company doing a sloppy job?

>>216118313
My dad was a huge fan of Mortal Kombat, Tomb Raider, and liked cartoons and comics just like me. He even became a fan of the... One that shall not be mentioned. Because of me. It was cute ngl.
>>216118356
skibidi sigma move only in ohio tralalero tralala porco dio e porco allah
>>216118349
https://youtu.be/MbgyjqCnmjw Cartoons have yet to reach the quality and SOVL of argentinian comics and cartoons like Hijitus and Mafalda and Patoruzú. Used to watch this PEAK kino while drinking hot chocolatada in the morning before primary school.

>>216118195
Grim, your kid is totally right

>>216118042
what the fuck

>>216118547
why did you appear right as samba di janeiro started playing in a video i was watching

>>216118740
coincidence

I opened the selfie camera on the phone by accident, big mistake

>>216118195
Playing Gen 1: based
Playing anything else: cringe

>>216116269
She didn't.
>>216117226
Plenty.
>>216117536
I know.

>>216118195
>playing POGemon instead of building legos with the kid
Didn't know you were so soy. Portugal has fallen.

>>216118787
>gen 1
Shin Red
>gen 2
Some flavour of crystal with the whole 251 mons romhack
>gen 3
Emerald with some kind of difficulty enhancer romhack
>else
Plain Platinum, which is what I’m playing

>>216118858
>

>>216118787
Gen 1 is objectively bad, it's great for a first try with very shitty hardware but the gens afterwards improved basically every single aspect of the games.


>>216118921
Renegade Platinum is quite good desu.

>>216105477 (OP)
good evening everyone, how are you doing today?

>>216119558
Good evening Nigerianon.
Still nothing to do at work, I'm close to 5 months without any project assigned.

>>216119558
Also forgot to ask how are you?

>>216119558
Hello man, nothing interesting to talk about, how about you?

>>216119391
Gen1 has SOVL though. It's why I like Shin Red, it has a lot of QoL improvements and fixes the bugs, while retaining the SOVL.

>>216119558
Hello nigeriafren. Out of the cagie, going to dine a burguer in an hour or so.

>>216119558
Fresh out of the shower.

>>216118997
Ayo dis nigga be playing dem legos with da kid
sheesh

>>216119558
My day was rather shit pardon my french. I hope tomorrow will be nice.
What about you my nigg- ehmm I mean nigerian nig- ehhhhh I mean nigerianon?

@Andalussy
@Portuchad
Remember the seed oil debate you two had?
Now you both will be ROCKED and SHOCKED.

>>216120435
>cutting sterons with cooking oil
KEK

>The world in 1827
Se acabó

>>216120511
It's not a bad idea because food grade oil is probably safer than motor oil.

>>216120607
>kingdom of hungary
gib it back

>>216120607
EU V isn't going to be perfect when it comes out, but it will probably be fun and it will be a good platform for further development, that's what you should expect from a Paradox title when it comes out.

>>216120723
I had hopes, but yeah I know paradox games get better with time

trvke

>>216119654
>>216119689
are you getting worried about not being assigned work yet, or it's just relaxing still?

>>216119717
what food have you eaten today? i always imagine italians eating well all the time.

>>216119901
what kind of burgers does portugal have, do you make any that are unique to your country? what kind will you get?

>>216119902
there's no better feeling than showering in the evening.

>>216120362
bonsoir, why was your day shit?

thank you all for asking after me. my day is good so far. i am still enjoying the coffee my american friend got me. another friend gave me a bottle of wine that i will open this weekend too. it's from alsace in frnace so i hope it's good.

What are some fun stories that your cagie coworkers told you ?

One of them told me she has these robots to clean the floor of the house and she set it up to clean at a specific hour, then when she left to go to work her doggo pooped at home and the robot "cleaned" the poop and dirtied the whole house, when she got home there was dog poop everywhere.

Another one told me he went to a kebab and there was a guy in front of him who ordered an "upgraded kebab", he told us he didn't know what it was and it wasn't on the menu but it sounded great so he ordered it too and he told us the upgraded kebab was a regular kebab + drugs kek

>>216120985
I'm worried but not really acting upon it and just lazying all day playing videogames.

Tour de France 2026, once again we got ignored.

Also where is Galicianon ?

>>216120607
Poland replaced Finland? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNAz6Wo0IHs

>>216120985
>why was your day shit?
I'm just depressed, that's all.
>i am still enjoying the coffee my american friend got me
How do you make coffee, nigerianon? French press, moka, or do you have a machine perhaps?

>>216120985
For lunch just boring canteen food, for dinner I don't know yet

How do you have so many international friends?

>>216120928
My culture is not your costume, stop stealing it
Am I right Andalusanon?

>>216121502
Agreed.

>>216121319
I wonder where Piedini went, haven't seen him in months

Microwavable burger and a can of lemonade for dinner

>>216118767
Not a fair representation of (You).

>>216120928
It doe be like that.

>>216121076
>Ayo why is it so expensive

>>216121319
>Moselle dabbed on
>pro-gaza will shut it down in catalogne
Kek

>>216121953
One piece of chicken breats, a few carrots, bread and some falafel flavoured crisps

>>216121076
i don't know if it counts as fun, but a coworker was working for a client at a busy road. a danfo driver tried to drive into opposing traffic to cut the line. unfortunately for him, he ran into military police. they proceeded to jump out, make everyone get out, and they picked the danfo up onto the curb and turned it over before beating the driver.

>>216121229
as long as you get paid i guess it's fine, but do you have an alternative job?

>>216121376
i am sorry, i hope you can find happiness again. i have a simple machine that can make a pot of coffee from ground beans. it's not the best, but i got it for free after fixing it.

>>216121450
i hope you can have a good dinner then. i make my friends through work. they are all people who work for our clients, or friends of those people. most are americans, lebanese, french, turks, or indians. i know a few germans and british people, but i cannot call them friends.

>>216122184
Danfo is a bus for niggas wondering

>>216121953
>Microwavable burger and a can of lemonade for dinner
You want to die young

>>216122429
I already went to the restaurant for brekkie and lunch.

>>216116239
Grim...
I have a nurse friend who shows me gore shit she shares with other nurses.
>>216118468
>Hijitus and Mafalda and Patoruzú
Agree to disagree, euro BDs ooze more soul than the rest of the world, easy

>>216122900
Does she browse /gif/ ?

I forgot that around this time of the year, this bike is made available of sale, and I didn't own it yet (GTAO). Spoopy.

Beyond spooked.

>>216122184
>i hope you can find happiness again.
Thanks bruh
>a pot of coffee from ground beans
That's quite good actually. Much better than a moka (which I use).

>>216121953
>Microwavable burger
Grim
>can of lemonade
Now that's something I'd steal from you.

>>216121502
You are less of a 'cel than me though as you have frens irl.

>>216123241
>I didn't own it yet
Did you redeem now?

>>216123420
Do not redeem gift card Maam!

>>216123276
Well well well. I see that you became a supervillain :D

>>216123557
Nooo

Magyoid made a Tinder!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phJlbpsACn4

>>216123791
>femboy
>29
What the sigma

I was a neet until last monday.
Got my my first job and I have no idea of what I'm doing. Not only the job, at life, in general.

>>216124345
First ten seconds will help you.
https://youtu.be/rt-boSb0RwY

Found the most disgusting pic for an edish holy shit.
I'm unsure whether janjan would ban me or not so I'll keep it for a while.

Good night, sisters.

>>216125065
No.

>>216122900
happens more often than you think in these circles
anyway retard tried to kill himself by jumping in front of the train, at a train station
yeah good thinking shit for brains jump in the one place where trains slow down to a crawl to let people in, not on an actual train line where they're going full speed
https://files.catbox.moe/0oov24.mp4
this isn't the gore clip this is the video that made it to the news, people are telling him to stop moving and calling the ambulance, but the ER pics are truly grim
his left leg is completely severed, foot and lower leg removed, the right leg is fully cut open with large chunks of muscle missing and the bone exposed

I'M SWEATING MY ASS OFF GUYS I SWEAR TO GOD EVEN MY PALMS AND FINGERS ARE SWEATING IN THIS GODDAMN WEATHER
>>216119558
Heya Nigerianon! I'm currently melting as we speak and I made myself some cold malta (decaff coffee) to drink! I'll be waiting for the mormon girls to come by my house at 6:30 pm and I'll be giving them some handmade drawings as a gift!
>>216120928
t. fakecel who has had sex and is 1.85m tall and muscular
>>216120985
How's the weather going on there? How's the climate all year in general? Here it goes from hot as fuck in the end and beginning of the year, to cold as fuck during the middle. And there's some days in summer where it'll be 15°C at most and some days in winter where it'll be 30°C for no good reason.

come home Norman Catholic man

>>216125740
I would say greek, but then I remember his father was a danish nigga larping as greek prince

>>216120985
I simply got some McDonalds, our cuisine really doesn't have burguers.
The most similar is a kind of sandwich that has a very thin slice of marinated meat inside, called bifana.

>>216125530
I feel sorry for him. There are better, cleaner and less painful ways...

>>216120985
Nothing beats a warm shower.

>>216127469
>There are better, cleaner and less painful ways...
that's the thing, he survived and will have to live the rest of his days with the consequences of his stupid actions
this is what was left of his right leg