Thread 216565525

Sea Peoples Edition

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I deserve to be tortured and killed

>ywn raid the Mediterranean with your bros post society collapse


JDIMSA

Me in the horned helmet

havent seen /fit/ milf in 2 weeks. is it truly over?

>>216565557
You're not different from any other degenerate. As much as you'd like to believe the contrary.

>>216565525 (OP)
what about pee peoples

>>216565618
there's this granny at my gym whos a competitive power lifter

Obamacare was obviously an unworkable system and everyone in the know at the time predicted it would collapse in about 10 years. Which is what happened, but they threw in subsidies to make it tolerable for a few extra years. Now we’re at a head with this stuff.

Im gonna CUM

wassup dudes

They couldn't fade my boy Rameses III


>Those who reached my boundary, their seed is not; their heart and their soul are finished forever and ever. As for those who had assembled before them on the sea, the full flame was in their front, before the river-mouths, and a wall of metal upon the shore surrounded them. They were dragged, overturned, and laid low upon the beach; slain and made heaps from stern to bow of their galleys, while all their things were cast upon the water. (Thus) I turned back the waters to remember Egypt; when they mention my name in their land, may it consume them, while I sit upon the throne of Harakhte, and the serpent-diadem is fixed upon my head, like Re. I permit not the countries to see the boundaries of Egypt to [--] [among] them. As for the Nine Bows, I have taken away their land and their boundaries; they are added to mine. Their chiefs and their people (come) to me with praise. I carried out the plans of the All-Lord, the august, divine father, lord of the gods. {"The Nine Bows" refers to Egypt's traditional enemies}

>>216565746
catyank!

>>216565770
I don't think that's him

>>216565720
It would work if the republicans hadn't been slowly dismantling it for the past decade.

>>216565650
Imagine the smell

>>216565818
order 66 this anon

We finna smoke weed and play video games

>>216565770
hi dude
https://youtu.be/yHHa25PsfXw

>>216565848
Rule 34 this anon

>>216565866
sybau

>>216565866
Play with my pussy instead

>>216565761
The egyptions did this kind of thing a lot. You can't put too much faith in what they wrote about themselves

>>216565866
zased
for me it's smoke weed and gamble

I'm in my 40s. Do you g people still say "say less"? I'm so behind in this stuff

>>216565913
sybau unc

>>216565913
no we say "bet" now grandpa

average channer is like 30 now

>>216565885
There's proof

>>216565949
Not surprising. This site doesn't gain users

>>216565923
I like "sybau"

>>216565928
We said bet in the late 80s

Just shoveled the sidewalk
It was that godawful sticky wet snow

>>216565913
We say "fr fr nephew"

>>216565986
time is a circle
zoomers are already trying to be hippies again

>>216565993
Nobody asked

>>216566000
Ignoring the fact that this isn't true and that you're not even American, "nephew" was gang coded terminology in the mid 90s

>>216566032
That's cap brodie

>>216566006
Caspere knew this.

>>216566062
"On God" is from the 90s too

Released in 1972, this pioneering track would be an inspiration for post-punk and ambient music.
https://youtu.be/zndpi8tNZyQ

Have to go to the gym early because brotherberg is coming to visit

>>216566116
Nobody asked

>watch Boardwalk Empire
>This guy has sex with his biological mother and kills his biological father


Man, someone oughta write a play

Would you rather live in the blackest neighborhood in any major city of your choosing - or the middle of nowhere Elko, Nevada?

my name is fucking gilbert

>>216566186
I've always wanted to live in the middle of nowhere

>>216566186
i rather live in the deepest pits of hell than anywhere near non whites

My boss hired a jeet. Its over. My department will be 90% jeets in a few years.

>>216566229
So why do you live in Brazil

>>216566196
Hello Fucking Gilbert
I'm Drinking Danny

>>216566246
never had a choice

>>216566186
Middle of nowhere is the best place to be

>>216565720
American healthcare manages to be very expensive, very inefficient, yet also very profitable for private businesses. In my country we only have the expensive and even moreso the inefficient part.

>>216566196
AAAAAAAAAAFLAC

Eschewing the blues influence that was predominant in rock n roll at the time, Neu! would create a more wholly European and futuristic style of rock music.
https://youtu.be/VfLsCvLfFiI

I really want to suck a dick

WooHoo!!!

>>216566308
Kill yourself faggot

>>216566245
Nobody asked

>>216566308
Nobody asked

>>216566281
>inefficient
Wdym

your mother's a retarded whore who should've aborted you, you son of a retarded whore

Good news everyone

>>216566311
Fastest internet in Mexico

>>216566245
They're like the Ghouls in that one Fallout 3 mission.

>>216566311
Don't recall arsking

Haven't had lasagna in a minute

America wins again

>>216566358
Nobody asked

>>216566245
My consulting company has recently made a huge push to outsource as many jobs as possible to India.
They plan to hire 40 Indians for my team alone to do grunt GIS bullshit work that can be done while drunk. So the US people will now shift to managing this hoard of Indians.
Fucking terrible - the lowest level consultant we hire in the US bills at like $120 an hour and and Indian bills at literally $13. How can anyone here fresh out of college compete with that?

>>216566329
This reads like your average indian greeting

>>216566307
I'm in my 40s and I was in a band in my 20s and I never heard of these slobs

>>216566371
Nobody asked

>>216566358
I have lasagna in the freezer but it's only there to spite you, not to eat. Loser

>>216566380
Nobody asked

>>216566395
Nobody asked

>>216566395
Nobody asked

>>216566355
Going to the store, what you want, faggot?

>>216566332
It's just a coincidence that courts in Canada, the UK, and Australia always let immigrants get lesser sentences so they can stay as if that were their primary purpose and criminal justice an afterthought. Pure coincidence.

>>216566112
>>216566307

I haven't had a donut in like 7 years but they had Krispy Kreme in the break room this morning and I ate 3 donuts

>>216566371
amazing how theres a huge anti-immigration push here but politicians all turns a blind eye to outsourcing

>>216566430
Nobody asked

>>216566379
Good morning stupid bastard faggot. Are you as satisfied with your internet provider as your cunt mother is with my dick?

>>216566410
Errr...ummm....uhhh.

We're all getting replaced by AI within 10 years and we're going to have to create meat walls against the police and military forces in the streets in order for some to get food that nobody's buying from the shelves.

>>216566371
thats the free market for you

>>216566371
They always outsource gruntwork first, then lower management, then middle management. Nobody survives contact with Jeets, they're like the Flood or Zerg

>hurr durr muhammad was zutted
Okay, and?

>>216566501
Won't be clicking. Get fucked

If orange man banned outsourcing jobs with no exceptions, I would unironically vote him in for a third term

>>216566394
>>216566320

/cum/ loves /cock/

>>216566593
Why don't you go take a long walk off a short pier

I'm pretty sure they are fighting roosters when they separate them like this.

>>216566443
Your choices are Coca-Cola and a bigger Coca-Cola.

>>216566539
It's just hilarious how ol' Mo got gangbanged, raped a 9 year old girl, sucked a boys penis, peed sitting down, and recommended drinking camel urine for medicinal reasons. Not even the biggest Islam hater could think of all the goofy shit Muslims wrote down

timmy can't handle indian cock

Thick ass Mac and cheese

This dude was cool

>>216566751
Authentic burrito

>>216566751
I ate donkey meat once
t. Blogposter

>>216566751
I like donkeys. I understand their temperament, I feel spiritually donkey.

>>216566755
>>216566756
>>216566782
https://youtu.be/pCZ1AnkaNb4

>>216566822
I think the average person now spends more than 4 hours online a day tbqh

Gobble me, swallow me
Drip down inside of me
Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk your shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet-ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet-ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet-ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet-ass pussy

I mean on my elbows on my desk at work so much they've become hardened and callous, I could probably elbow through a brick wall at this point

>>216566925
>I mean on my elbows
1930s slang is wild!

Back to the jungle, peace out, retardos.

just ate 4 sarmas

>>216566925
https://youtu.be/tMgkt9jdjTU

why not buy a dremel and stones and start stone carving and then burying your carvings at different places across town for people to find it 1000 years from now

Is it true that FK is doing No Nugget November

>>216566958
I meant lean, you wisenheimer

I miss spinny.

>>216566847
latin america really is all the fucking same everywhere lol

>>216567077
She doesn't miss you

whats the dot thing that indians have on their heads

Whatever happened to Crystal Pepsi

>>216567108
Its a target for the poop throwing festival

>>216567184
the round close table is better for talking, the big rectangular table is better for posturing for photos

>Sergei Lavrov
I thought he died in Australia at the L'Ambassadeur shooting in like 2012

i’ve decided there is an ascendent sidereal world beyond the material which we must all aspire to by means of personal abnegation and interpersonal heroism. thank you for your attention on this matter

>>216567184
EVROPE has fallen.

Unpolular opinion: No amount of "bwc" anime edits and cope will make white man start reproducing.

Instead, blacks are breeding white women at rates never seen before! Even the princess of norway married a black man, and in the same year she made her relationship with the niggy public, her ex-husband acked himself

Blacks marrying european princesses will be norm in the next decades

The aesthetics of that assassination was unfiltered kino

@216567287
saaarrrrrr

>>216567097
she does though

the most indian post of all time

>>216567365
no reference to being CEOs. we can go deeper

You think Satan likes it when he's taking Jesus's giant dick up the ass?

>>216567395
?

>>216567446
It's time for lunch. Go eat.

spinster probably doesn’t think about most of you but i’m pretty sure she misses me

>>216567561
shut up bro, you're pathetic

She misses my drawings.

I miss when there was different countries and not just America Lites

>>216567594
i dont. other countries are fucking gay

>>216567618
Oh wait you're right. Yeah this is fine. Fuck other countries

>start wearing 2.5 inch shoe lifts
>got flirted with for the first time in my life
I hate women

NIGGERS!!

>>216567703
how tall are you? without the lifts obviously

>>216567703
it do be like that

>>216567594
Leftoids promote globalism but then get mad at globalist influence on local cultures and countries

Tellus of Athens was the most fortunate man who ever lived.

I had a dream of this moment in the thread and catalog. Literally every post.

>>216566333
Andale andale

>>216567723
5'10

the prodigal son has arrived. bow

SPICS!!

Posting from my phone cause I'm banned for racism. The old man has heart disease, throat cancer and ass cancer, it has been found. He was an Intel for 30 years, sponging off my mom, and I am just the same. Still, he has a bachelor's in philosophy and great taste in nerd stuff like sci fi and British folk. Tho his taste in tv and Vidya blows. Still, he introduced me to Sonic Youth in Slovenia in 2000, the maniac. He built a Roman castrum and populated it with plastic wargame Roman soldier figurines for the occasion of my birth, which I kept by my bed up until high school. A rarity in this backward land.

>>216567703
my interactions with women have been especially blackpilling lately. it must be something about the season

Shotgun pressed to me chest for the kickback chat shit get boxed up like a tic tac

>>216567800
The prodigal son akchually begged and pleaded his father for forgiveness on his knees

incels were always right about everything

>>216566654
Based Can cat enjoyer

>>216567781
Can you dream some Canadian lottery numbers for me?

I meant NEET. The incel is me! Though I doubt he has gotten any in the last quarter century. He also bought an Xbox at age 65 and played MP COD.

>>216567844
do u wanna play monopoly plus with me

>>216567945
explains a lot

>>216567764
Funny they have no problem with global BLM or No Kings rallies. Curious 'innit?

incels are ugly inside and out

Gavin Newsom is unironically the Dems best shot of winning but Reddit would only vote for an AOC/Omar ticket so the Republicans will keep winning for the next several decades

>>216567994
When Brandon was president jeets were the fasting growing illegal border crossers and the third highest country by nationality of apprehensions. They cross both borders in big numbers.

>keep lowering the interest rate despite increasing inflation
>impose new tax on bonds and shit
What the fuck is the kike thinking? Does it want me to pay it for lending it my money?

Randomly worrying about my mom and dad

I hate being white

>>216568042
you don't think aoc could win after zohran just smashed them niggas, even kamala came close af

>>216567980
The first thing he did after receiving his inheritance from grandpa last year was to buy himself a new Apple computer and install Linux on it. He has his moments.

>>216568042
None of their candidates are good
It's gonna be Kamala again

>>216568007
They chimped out about those chuds saying the EU parliament needed a moment of silence for Charlie but those exact same people had no problem with a moment of silence in the EU parliament for St. Floyd of Fentanyl. Really makes you think about the whole anti-American thing...

>>216568042
They need someone like Obama. Play the middle ground just enough to fool the middle class. Avoid topics on abortion, gay marriage, etc.

if dubs I go to church/temple to find a shrine maiden gf

>>216567812
loser

>>216568129
>Avoid topics on abortion, gay marriage
impossible

Is there a single country on the planet that jeet hordes aren't flooding into?

>>216568190
Venezuela?

>>216567994
>jew becomes president
>bharat bvlls arrive

If Republicans went ever so slightly to the left economically and stopped being such cucks to corporations while keeping their social positions they would never lose an election again

>>216568185
Just say "I'll leave it to the state." It's not ideal, but it'll placate people.

>>216568190
New Zealand seems relatively untouched

>>216568042
Newsom went on television and said illegal immigration is good for America. That shit won't fly ANYWHERE except California
Even if you're a Democrat, if you're not from California you're not going to vote for that

>>216568110
>democrat wins in a blue city
WOOOOOOOOAAAW

i'd vote for aoc cuz she's hot as fuck

>>216568215
I guarantee you that there are at least tens of thousands of visajeets doing tech support there

>>216568263
He barely got 50% of the vote lol

>>216568245
Let me see a video of him saying that, then

>>216568265
this but unironically

>>216568293
Let me find it, hold on

>>216568263
yeah but don't libs in the whole country like him

>>216568282
I read somewhere that it was 80?

>>216568245
Newsom has a chance at winning if Trump leaves the economy in shambles. People will vote for Newsom over Vance just for something new and Vance will have to do the Kamala waffling "my predecessor did a bad job but I thought he did fine"

>>216568308
erm no

>>216568305
Not really, the party as a whole didn’t really care
Cuomo is disgraced

thinking of sepuku

im gonna be mad if zohrans retarded ideas actually work and NYC becomes a paradise

Cuomo does seem like a huge piece of shit

How to fix the country:
>deport all nonwhites
>build cool castles
>take away woman rights
>take away homosexual rights
>build cool trains
>no more wars for Israel and no more money for Israel
>annex Canada
>build wall along Mexico border and also drone strike Mexico
>arrest all George Soros NGO people and Black Rock and all those types
>have cool engineering projects like bridges and trains
>make architecture more aesthetic and kino

>>216568383
Unless he arrests probably 20% of nyc population at least, it's not possible. The populace actively does not want nice things

Who the fuck votes for the mayor? Normal people only care about the presidential election.

>>216568140
Yeah well I get the old man, abandoned by his parents as a kid, brought up in a musty basement on the sufferance of his his aunts, wanting a place where he belonged, and so it is up to me to complete the fall of the house of Usher. YEAH! I almost continued the family curse, but ultimately decided not to. We've each got our burden to bear.

>>216568374
i'm talking about voters, and it looks like the dems as a party is changing their stance on him

>>216568414
>Who the fuck votes for the mayor?
people in the city? what kind of question is this

my goyslop is en route

>>216568383
Unless one of his ideas is TND it never will.

>>216568383
With Trump and the golem against him it is unlikely memedani will succeed.

At some point, "freedom" went from "freedom to express your values" to "freedom to express lack of values". I blame early 2000s LGBT and atheism. I think that's the exact point where people stopped being generically Christian, and actively started rejecting objective morals or principles in favor of just doing whatever they want

>>216568420
Nobody outside of Reddit cared because he’s the mayor of fucking New York and doesn’t affect anyone
Only people who cared were FOX News addicts and Redditors

How many leaf ips have been banned due to Lee or people pretending to be him

>>216568524
Read my post. >>216568408

What percent of people have perfect lives

Im refuse to believe this real sir

Crazy how our generation will leave behind almost zero writing that will actually survive
Just like the Romans and Mesopotamians, 99.99% of everything we’ve ever created will not survive

>>216568551
Less than 5%, if not 0

>>216568533
not enough

>>216568559
no way league isn't on there
the most vile things I've said in my life were in my late-teens to early-20s on league

>>216568559
dotasisters...

Groyper Intelligence Agency vs CIA & Mossad

who wins?

>Abortion/gay marriage
I'll leave it to the states
>Immigration
People should be treated with dignity. Let's work towards mutual respect.
>Israel/Russia
The military knows more about grand strategy than me. I'll consult them before making any decisions.
>AI and jobs
Protecting American jobs is a major priority.
>Student Loans
A balanced solution, that works for everyone, is ideal.

There you go, I just won the democrats the presidency.

Waffles with chocolate chips for brekkie

Archaeologists in the future will be able to identify our bodies by the microsplastics and the remains probably be quarantined to prevent reintroduction of plastic into the ecosystem

>>216568618
sounds fake and phony

>>216568647
That's how you win.

>>216568432
I mean that most people in the city don't care enough to go vote. Even for the presidential election often most people don't vote.

>>216568618
cuck

>>216568559
I was gonna ask why Roblox isn't on there but then I realized most of the playerbase is younger than ten

had a bowl of soup

>>216568694
I peed in it

>>216568618
Not a stance Democrats would support
Empty platitude
You are the Commander in Chief, you steer grand strategy with the advice of your generals and cabinet
Which jobs? How will you protect them?
Empty platitude, Dems was loan forgiveness for some Republicans want it for none

>>216568572
That's tunnel vision. I watched a couple of EU5 streams by an old YouTuber called quill18 and he was plugging his novel about vampires in1789 Strassbourg. The Critical Drinker has written scores of novels. The kipple is real.

i've got a big protruding skinny fat belly

>>216567618
hi

>>216568719
you're an asshole

>>216568618
>Abortion/gay marriage
>I'll leave it to the states
Weak, lukewarm response, pretty much the same as what your Republican opponent will say
>Immigration
>People should be treated with dignity. Let's work towards mutual respect
Flashbacks of Biden catch and release. Saying clearly that you want a strong and secure border should not be a polarizing statement
>Israel/Russia
>The military knows more about grand strategy than me. I'll consult them before making any decisions.
Also lukewarm and weak. If you're running for president, you should have already had these conversations and an idea of what you want to do
>AI and jobs
>Protecting American jobs is a major priority.
Dems might like this but I just hear "over regulation and government manipulation". I hate AI fear mongering
>Student Loans
>A balanced solution, that works for everyone, is ideal.
You could just say this for every issue

>>216568730
Same, even if I try exercise I just get more skinny but my belly wont go away. I think it's the beer.

>>216568761
>over regulation and government manipulation
Government monopoly*

don't care still voting republican

>>216568729
>quill18
He’s a member of the von Habsburgs, you need to respect him and his jaw

You guys sound like very smart people and well adjusted to every aspect of life and society.

>>216568729
I know but archaeologists always whine about how we don’t know much about the common people but that’ll continue to be true because nothing we do will survive and everyone will think we lived like current day billionaires, traveling constantly in our private planes

>>216568838
Thanks, I watch asmon and Tucker Carlson

I have never voted in a single election (I turned 18 BEFORE the 2016 election)

I hate doing squats

I have heard about Final Fantasy games for my entire life. I have never seen any game play of it. Some things seem to be super popular but for some reason you manage to remain unaware of them.

Where's my food stamp

why do i fart so much after eating beef, doesn't happen when i eat chicken

There are three archetypes of /cum/ poster
The Normgroid, the Jasonkin, and the Inceloid
Not included are the Foreigners, who are closer to the Capuchin Monkey or Orangutan, depending on location

>>216568888
Qrd on Tucker Carlson? The last thing I know of him is that he worked at Fox news o algo.

Big nosed Pakistani women are probably the most ontologically striver people to exist.

>>216568949
It's over. Seppuku itashimasu.

>>216568969
I have a very negative impression of Brazilians

>>216568969
Can I taste your butthole

>>216568969
I'm more of an orangutang cause I'm sluggish and gluttonous

nuke the filibuster

>>216569030
You should pay attention to the issue of mafias who shot the mayor again

>>216569033
why, i barely even post him, i don't like when people don't like me, i feel offended and excluded, and sadness ensues

>>216568993
I was just making a joke, he isn't that great. It's cool that he's anti Israel though

There's been a lot of surprise that Zohran Mamdani's base seems to be small business owners, lawyers, doctors, etc. and NOT the working class as though democratic socialism isn't an ideology that appeals directly to small business owners by promising to curb the evil big businesses

>>216569096
here*

about to hit the gym, not feeling too great thankfully its leg day and that shit is a breeze

im gonna run for president in 2028 bros

my platform:
>total illegal and h1b deportations
>ban offshoring jobs
>private healthcare with a public option like Germany
>strong gun rights
>well funded police and tough on crime
>no tariff shit
>tax the wealthy
>increase funding for public education (to the actual schools and not administration), free lunches for kids

could I win bros?

Is Mamdani a sand nigga? Or mere Muslim American?

say something negative about someone

>>216569118
his base comes from transplants and colonizers

>>216569220
>could I win bros?
No, because left wing economics with right wing social issues doesn't exist here

Can't get no puh

>>216569223
transplants and foreigners are more likely to open small businesses than native born so this reinforces my point

After seeingimages and small clips, I don't think I'll ever visit India in this lifetime and that is totally okay and normal

Vote for my ideas you stupid idiots >>216568408

Mighty Chud

>>216569222
The guy who keeps calling me a loser is no stock trader. I was a conceited POS too at 25.

dih

2028 election is between these niggas
>>216569283
>>216569220
Who wins?

>>216569051
We don’t call them Eurangutans for nothing

amerikkka

we need mo money fo dem programs

Nuh

punch a nazi

Business idea: Jeet Killer 9000

that one grown ass nigga who still stay with his parents

>>216569220
distefano...

tried the wendy's tendies
verdict: fire

>>216569220
I would vote for you if you can make "tax the wealthy" apply to the actual ultra wealthy and not just mean an increased burden to the middle and upper middle classes because nobody seems to be able to get that right
every single center left to actual left politician that says this shit always talks about how people who sell their labor for a living are not the target and that its just billionaires who are the problem but then when their actual proposals get made its highly skilled labor that bears the brunt of the tax burden

>>216568293
He must've taken it down, but I saw it and heard him say it. I can't find it now.
He was alone speaking to the camera, it was a speech and had a dark background I can't find it anywhere now

>>216569201
>>216569201
>>216569201

I gotta go to the mosque

>>216565735
Me on the right