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good morning /med/

>>216582423 (OP)
How can I join this club?

>>216583496
>tf
move

>>216583522
I'm not Greek unfortunately I just wish I was born during the Byzantines.

Good morning /med/.

Portuchad : >>216576342
Greentext exactly this event.

RIP Chud-bro.

Good morning med

My braps smell terrible. Thought you should know.

I like my new pajamas

>>216585284
/brit/ tier post

>>216585922
Gotta bump the thread somehow.

>>216586042
Why is she so excited?

>>216584786
Trust the science.
>>216586384
She saw me.

>>216585284
So do mine

I dreamed that I was in some bamboo hut deep in the Asian forest (Vietnam, I think) and the host was offering me some Asian alcohol and food :D

>>216586736
t. Stefan "Hồ Chí Toán" Kubiak

Quite a Costanzapilled day yesterday
>spend the whole day yesterday bullying clients with zoglord bureaucracy
>get buzzed in the train on the way back
>join some friends in some stand up show
>stand up nigga asks if someone in the public believes in conspiracies
>only nigga to clap is me
>asks me to talk about it
>ramble on flat earth theory (couldn't talk about the Jews)
>get back home with friends but we're 6 and the car has 5 spots so I spend the trip in the trunk with my luggage and salary man clothes

>>216586785
I got anxiety just reading this

>>216586785
Expand on the flat earth rant

>>216584627
Missed that post, very kino moment
>>216585284
Based :)
>>216585507
Show us
>>216586042
Sexo! This one is more my type for once. This is where our tastes intersect.

>>216586868
It's just a black top with a white short, nothing crazy

>>216586864
It started how I said, dude asks if someones believes in conspiracies, I clap and he asks what I believe in. First thing my mind catches on is flat earth so I run with it.
>"There's this thing about the Earth being actually flat"
>asks me if I really believe in the flat earth
>say "well... we just don't know..."
>say it's not like we got definite proofs
>he makes some jokes about it then thanks me for it
People laughed, it was in good fun. His set relied on public interaction anyway.

After the show though, one friend unironically wanted to make sure I didn't believe in it kek.
I told him I was just fucking around.

>>216586785
Couldn't be me.

think I embarrassed myself trying it on with a girl in the pub last night

>>216587283
What happened ?

>>216587304
I had too much to drink (stout and whisky), went in a bit too strong and tried to go in to kiss her after I'd said two words, she showed me a wedding ring and then her friend shoved me, and I said I don't care if you're married... then they were going to throw me out the pub but I knew the security guy so he just laughed at me.

>>216587416
Groid behaviour.

>Black cat takes a dump in neighbor's garden
>refuses to elaborate and leaves
>>216587416
You have too much T on you Blakeposter, you should do the needful before entering the pub next time

>>216587416
Deserved.

Working with AI for my CV.

Good day /med/.

>>216584627
It was exactly like what I wrote yesterday.

>>216586785
kek

>>216586868
>turns around revealing massive mammaries

>>216587946
Yeah but how did you react after the slap
how strong was the slap
i feel like in your place i'd laugh after the slap like dear, you know it's /med/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfdXfmuwu0

Footage of Blakeposter at the pub

>>216588127
Bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC0968-36s4

>>216587893
Well done, everybody does now

>>216586785
>so I spend the trip in the trunk with my luggage and salary man clothes
That doesn't sound safe at all. Sounds like some shit that parents would do with their children back in the 80s (probably while smoking and having a cheeky can or two of beer on the road).

I mog this nigga so much it’s not even funny

>>216588242
I have been reluctant but I hate doing it so much.
Total AI death still.

This one's for the janitorial staff.

>>216588389
Why? It can give you some good backing of your curriculum, and you just adjust what can be improved

>>216588433
Mmmm <3

>>216587990
>*slap*
>oh yeah I forgot you were one of those romantic types
>you slut
>*laughs*
No /med/ was mentioned.

Where are the hips?

>>216586785
Kek great evening
>>216587283
>>216587416
Didn't know you were based like that Blakeposter

>>216588389
Based fakecel, I also loathe AI

>>216588463
'tism.

>>216588486
Chad momento.

>>216588433
>>216588640
Sexo.

>>216588711
>tism.
tain

>>216588705
made some oc yesterday, i think you will like one for sure

>>216589482
>here is a pic of her poopa btw

Good day sirs.
Tried the "angry andalouse" borgir from borgir kong.
Momo ROCKED.
'ussy ROCKED

*annihilate /med/*

>>216587416
Blake too based for his own good

>>216589558
>sauce
Good, good. But what is that thing in the middle?

>>216589669
Tuna from a can (formerly from the sea)

>>216589558
You're doing it on purpose.

>>216589706
I did add the mayonnaise after thinking about /med/.

>>216589698
Looks like cancer, don't eat it

>>216589729
Also, yeah, that tuna looks nasty.

Kicking ass and taking names, troon style.

>>216589698
>tuna looks like that in France
Grim

>>216589995
/med/ is sacred, go back to /pol/

>>216590492
Cry more.

Ate risotto with sausage and pumpkin for lunch, delicious
>>216589558
I wonder if eating this shit is worth the bait posts

>>216589995
Is this even a thing in /med/ countries? Because it seems like it doesn't exist outside of the UK and US.
Also, I've only met one proper transsexual in my life and yet they're all over TV and print media

>>216589557
Based Borgir Kong enjoyer
>>216590160
I buy this tuna

>>216590713
Transsexual violence you mean?

>>216590713
no we don't obsess over trannies as much
>I've only met one proper transsexual in my life and yet they're all over TV and print media
they're a tiny minority, maybe reconsider the kind of media you consume

For some reason while I'm in a personal union under Bohemia, Brandenburg got voted emperor instead of Bohemia, so now I have to deal with the petty squables of the HRE, I get no gold or armies from them but I have to defend them against countries that can call in 4k levies while I have a meager 2k.
The HRE needs some fixing because it makes no sense that the emperor is getting nothing out of it while in real life there was a set of levies and taxes that the empire had, with the free cities giving gold and the princes giving levies, it wasn't really until the Habsburgs that the emperor was able to recruit more soldiers and collect more taxes from their personal lands than the imperial levies and taxes.
Also can't call Bohemia into my wars, but at least they would defend me, but when some duke declares on free cities I have to defend them alone so the only way I can continue the campaign is reloading, seriously so fucking retarded.
And as you can see in pic related Bohemia is spreading like a cancer in the middle of the HRE for no apparent reason, more ahistorical stuff that will probably fixed 2 or 3 DLCs in.
My only hope is that Brandenburg has an special event related to robber barons that after defeating them gives you extra control, if I can get the extra 50% max control everywhere I might be able to then get myself a decent army and possible fight Bohemia and the Teutonic Order.

>>216588245
It felt quite cozy actually. Could have slept in there.

>>216589558
I am going to bite you.

>>216586767
Any decent person would do the same

>>216589995
Why are you transphobic by spreading news that portrays this sexual minority in a bad light? :D

>>216590918
Transsexuality in general

>>216590937
I don't watch much television, because it's so blatantly full of propaganda. I don't mean that in a chuddy way, just that you notice that three or four of the most popular soaps will have the same storylines at the same time, and you begin to wonder which hidden hands are pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

>>216591011
Good morning Argentinette.

>>216591847
i mean including news and commentators (online ones included)
if you hear about trans people existing more than once a month you're either lgbt or addicted to outrage bait
i have literally never seen a trans person in my life

LADS

It's time for you to post your favourite obscure churches. Which ones do you like, and what is it about the history and architecture that appeals to you?

I like this one as it is from the 7th century and built like the old basilicas. Parts of it were added in the 10th, 14th and 17th centuries, but it is primarily from ~675 AD

>>216591732
All I want for Christmas, is Jew.

>>216591847
Not too much, despite the Anglo-American influence. What's really funny is that a good chuck of men on TV are gay.

>>216592014
>place is Brixworth
>church is made of bricks
The simulation is failing again.

>>216591945
Uh oh.

>>216582423 (OP)
Nice edition senpai.

Just learnt that the borgir I ate had 870 kcal in it and only 35 g of brotein.
What the actual fuck.
No wonder people living on fast food become fat fucks. It was not even as filling as my 650 kcal breakfast I have every day and even that has TWICE the amount of brotein in it.

>>216587283
Aye good to see you back Blake.
Hope you are doing fine (apart from embarassing yourself)
>tried to kiss her
FUCKING FAKECELS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also those macros explain why it's called "Angry Andalouse"

>go out
>see older guy with a clear mail order bride from SEA some 15/20 years younger than him
>she’s ugly as sin
>four or five years old daughter, clearly not hers
>his shirt isn’t even properly ironed
Poor guy.

>>216593408
Grim

It's stupid that as the Holy Roman Emperor you can't just ignore call to arms from free cities.

>>216589558
>RIP

>>216594111
Game needs some polishing, knowing Paradox they will fix the region of Germany/HRE for the last

>>216593408
>>his shirt isn’t even properly ironed
Women are not slaves.

>"Would you like me to quote the surrounding lines?"
>say yes
>"I’m sorry, but I can’t provide the extended passage you’re asking for"
CHADgpt, I fucking kneel.

>>216594446
Oh no no...
Brunecel will now tell me I'll turn into *that* if I don't give up gooning...

>>216593108
This one ?

>>216596216
Tldr:
Asked chatgpt about a book printed in the last century because I was looking for something written in that book. Gave it an idea of what it should look for. Quotes a sentence that is related to what I was looking for. Asks me if I want to read the text related to the quote it gave me. Tell it that yes that's what I was looking for. Tells me it can't show me more as there's no such thing in the database.
Might have triggered some anti-anti-semitic defensive mechanism with what I was looking for o algo.

>>216596234
Yh...
Was tasty. But too expensive. Could have gotten a better borgir at a NOT fast food but a real restaurant for just 2 more euros with better quality ingredients and much more meat.

Total Gironde betrayal.

Watching Juve-Torino and later we'll get pizza for dinner

>>216598460
>hmm I didn't know energy drinks could be this salty!

>>216598460
Castration.

>>216598826
Why are you guys so keen on extreme punishments here?

>>216598131
grim
>>216598190
for me is WEC and F1

>>216598826
12 month suspended sentence

>>216598901
>F1
I learned about an aussie kwab

>>216599138
Justice at work.

>>216596234
Mmmm, yummy!

>>216597411
Will he rape Putin?

>ATTENTION!
>ATTENTION!
>ATTENTION!
A bottle of fine wine for the /med/der who finds me this song in better quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlZtB7kO7b4

>>216599547
>rape

>>216599589
>(the)rapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWaCViY_tc

@magyoid

VGH, I made the 'burg big... again

Also game no longer crashes since I switched to english

>>216600824
I kneel.
Show control please.

>>216600824
Leave Poland alone, you [REDACTED]!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_LzhX0HerU

>>216600921
The east was just conquered, that's why it's at 0, also you don't need to have high control on every province, you just increase control in provinces that can give you a lot of money

Whoops! Backed up into a car and almost crused a dude between the two!
A godsent event to remind the driver to be more careful next time.

Feeling generous today, have another sloppa

>>216599547
>A bottle of fine wine
Hmmmm you owe me one if I visit Polska.
Look for a website called "protunes" then on the front page of the site type "break you michael kisur" into the search bar.
First result should be the song but in a higher quality.

>>216600227
Cheesus
>panamanian beans
Most high quality most expensive panamian beans in sale for hungary sell for 350 euros per kilo.
Imagine paying 1000 for one single cup fr.

>>216601953
Nah man. That looks like ass.
>puts one single basil leaf on top
Fucking gourmet lad.

>>216601953
Looking good

Just saw a salami advent calendar in Aldi.
Why are Germoids like this, /med/?

>>216600824
Galicianon, you're playing map painters too?

>>216601623
Could have been worse, two days ago I almost got driven over by a stupid woman. Was crossing the street and out of nowhere at high speed (in a small road) came a car and it actually touched my clothes. The w*men stopped some 50m after the incident and when she saw I was on my feet she just sped up again.

>>216601953
Today I will post wifeslop.

>>216602685
As if there was a single galiacianon...

>>216602795
I know, I suffer.

>>216602685
Holy shit, glad you're ok friend, that was a close call. Fucking bitch floored it too, despicable, didn't even check if you were ok.

>>216602807
?

>>216603223
I miss galicianonposting.

There's this psychological adventure game called "looking up I see only a ceiling" on steam for 1,4 euro. That's fucking cheap. Reviews are nice too.
Might cop a copy ong.

>>216598131
I mean that's what it's called

Really wondering if I will die alone.
>>216603238
Same. Talked to him like 2 weeks ago on discord. He's got a bunch of family stuff to deal with but he says hi to medfrens!

>>216603710
>wondering
I'm beyond that point

>>216603976
Have you made peace with it yet or is it still a painful thing? Personally for now I live well alone outside slight pangs here and there.

>>216604306
I try not to thing so much about it, sometimes it sucks but I must keep moving forward regardless so...

>>216603976
What makes you unable to get a gf?
There is the disability I guess but it takes more than that.

>>216604306
How autistic is this nigga irl?

>>216604629
>disability
that contributes, but besides that difficulty in hiding my power levels... they're simply too strong
I'm just too autistic for the regular normie girls and too chuddy for therest

>>216604707
I thought the chudism could be a problem too in Brownzil but maybe it's more tolerated from blacks BVLLS?

>>216602020
Köszönöm, nővérem!

>>216604602
Yeah kinda same. All one can do about it. Still, the emotional backlash when it all comes tumbling down will be hard to deal with. We'll see when it comes.
>>216604629
>How autistic is this nigga irl?
Didn't strike autistic to me at all. A bit introverted maybe but a very cool and interesting feller our Boomah is.

>>216604629
>>216604978
you niggas have to remind yourselves that I live in "normie, the country"
the measurement of what is an autistic fuck here is skewed

>>216605086
True I guess.

Slop eaten. Special Magyar smoked paprika used.

Most overplayed song award.
https://youtu.be/_N3-75Qhaa4?si=PLnpEyG4uxZo3Jfy

Good night, sisters.

>>216604866
Nie ma za co, siostra.

>>216605367
>magyar paprika
Nice.

Tightest tummy in Hollywood.

>>216602283
to make you seethe

>>216602283
>salami advent calendar

Kazakh classic.
https://youtu.be/M2CHkq_IQrU?si=UWDlmtsTiifhM0ST