Thread 216613521

>>216611753
This is worse than another holocaust edition

You mom lives there.

I wish I had some sissy femboy medium white cock right next to me right now mmmm

Your moms live there.

>>216613521 (OP)
seed?

>>216613544
I'd fuck you both in the ass for a clean shaven fatty right now.

I JUST WANT TO SLEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

penisula

the butler is incredibly nosy. well in his defense, he was told to not return without her

>>216613629
What is the penis of America??????????????

>>216613632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_sl9iLUy0

why are they introducing the butlers/maids in the cold?

smoking that top shelf zaza

>>216613544
>>216613625
VERY canadian posts

Why are there so many gay niggaz ITT

Parentsteins go to sleepberg

i actually just fapped to BNWO sissy porn

>>216613637
Donald Trump

>>216613652
name 1 (one) gay poster aside from jason

>>216613544
medium huh that's pretty rare most of the time they want one extreme or the other

>>216613664
The Brazilian

>>216613664
you

>maids dont have british accent
huh?

>>216613652
only a pruned up tang chuggy titty demommy can induce a lust which momentarily suppresses my wanton and unrequited faggotry

I'm not a femboy but I definitely have a twink build. I'm going to start lifting weights soon and transform into a twunk though

Every new build has those ugly wood vinyl floors :/

yeah i'm thinkin rape is so back

>>216613634
When I bought a house, there wasn't really anywhere worthwhile to ride to nearby. I have a bike rack for my car of course, but I started getting into trail riding on my dirt bike around the same time so whenever I would think about riding, I'd end up doing that instead. I still take it out rarely. They just finished a major paved trail near me that I'll ride whene the weather clears up a bit

>>216613650
You don't have to be jealous ;3

>>216613521 (OP)
Doing a Poland campaign in EU V. Thanks to the Colombian exchange I was able to plant Chilis in two of my provinces. Hopefully it pays off in the long run.

>>216613666
>medium
>rare
I could go for some medium rare longpork

>>216613691
>chilli peppers in fucking Poland
JOHANNNN!

>>216613690
jealous of what?

>>216613688
We call it canola up here

>>216613691
this game looks good but some autistic part of me doesnt want to try something different like i want the exact same shit ive been doing since 2016

I miss spinny.

Yep, it's another Shoah.

I'm in a fugue state

spinny left because of you know what

>>216613709
the homosex? I don't know what you're jealous of. It's kind of cute, but I could see it getting old quick, kind of like Twinkdeath over here >>216613684

>>216613705
This game made me hate Protestants. Everything was going too well so they had to start shit. Fuck the Lutherans.

Chuddy Cuck

>>216613720
EU4 was like a really oblique innercity black gangbanger simulator, you were always rolling up on your rival gang

>>216613725
>oh fo shoah

Scratching my taint and smelling my fingers

>>216613720
It's incredible actually, the level of detail in the simulation is wild.

>>216613632
butler? I barely know 'er!

a fat gf is better than no gf

>>216613758
>mmm, yeasty

>>216613729
destiny wins again

>>216613772
who?

>>216613765
Any fat gf I've had has been better than the svelte ones.

>>216613765
that's where you're wrong buddy
and the woman you posted barely qualifies as fat

>>216613691
can you marry your daughter in that game

>>216613738
stupid leaf

>>216613742
>>216613705
>>216613753
>>216613720
I literally ignore them for 50 years and suddenly 18% of Poland is Lutheran actually fuck Protestants. It's the middle of the 16th century my government should be focused on exploring not converting Lutherans back into Catholics.

>>216613765
Not true, but that one is ok

>>216613793
Are you in my house?
Kinda hot, ngl.

>>216613778
ill fuck admit it i used to listen to this guy every day after work

>>216613805
I just watched his review on the Baja Blast pie

>>216613804
btw I was the same person this entire time.

>>216613817
You're in my house because you're me?
Time to do what everyone's always told me to... I hope we're ready for this.

charlie kirks wife already has a bbc boyfriend

>>216613754
>The Shoah Period of Japanese History

>>216613794
>Poland
>exploring
Poland was a wheat market for western Europe, the reason why it was so dysfunctional was because who controlled the wheat controlled the vote, and that was not the king

runescape old school or normal?

>>216613832
good to see another brahmin in /cum/

>>216613858
dreary bullshit

>>216613839
They weren't the first, but they did it best.

>>216613652
I'm a straggot but i wish i were gay then i wouldnt be trvcel

>>216613828
ok well i'm not gay soooo

>>216613865
don't pahk yeh cah in Hahvahd yahd

>>216613889
Heir the Fuhlel.

>>216613901
But you're me, and I'd fuck me.

>>216613652
a hole's a hole

they're mostly definitely going to have sex

>>216613927
FOR ALL THAT AND ALL THAT

>>216613911
didnt the samurai spend most of their time killing random peasants althougheverbeit?

destiny has won every debate with asmongoloid and yet people still listen to him because he's a dogwhistling retard

when will sab finish those rates?

>>216613928
who

The chudaist movement
God bless Nick Fuentes

>>216613930
and maybe the other if it's attached to someone nasty

>>216613938
me and your mom

she looks like keira knightley

>>216613938
julia and ashton

>>216613915
>>216613927
very canadian posts

>>216613932
asmongold is a retard he lost a debate with hasan. lmao how can you lose to hasan

>>216613931
What do you think most of the Jews were during the Shoah period? Not a whole lot of laws to be practiced. Not a whole lot of teeth to be filled.

>>216613931
No, that's Satanic Jewish lies, sick shit.

>>216613947
forgot pic

>>216613944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSoxa8XpJ84

>>216613951
very jealous American

>>216613947
>>216613960
never heard of those people

did goat of the cumgen post yet

My mother was a jackal.

>>216613966
Kate Mcgrath and Sam Heughan
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1083448/fullcredits/

>>216613969
Haven't seen him today

>>216613974
ain't that the plot of Omen?

>>216613931
And btw, it's
>alhowthoughbeeverit

>>216613982
he can't breed

Muslims seriously come over here and then proceed to have a million kids and take up every single social and medical benefit they can.

>>216613978
hes posting under the bulgarian and russian flag again

>>216613997
i don't live in Quebec

>>216613964
are you a twink? ohhh you're not? you must be a fembo- ohhh you're not a femboy either? then surely your boyfriend is a twi-ohhhh you're single?

>>216613982
i look like that

>>216614006
es you do

>>216613982
Not to dox or anything, but what fucking bridge is that? I've been all hungover and reflective at just about every lake and river in this massive shithole, and I can't think of where that is... It's not the Ogdensburg-Prescott, I don't think, but it kind of looks like it.

Just fapped at the hospital

*magically transforms you into a beautiful dickgirl*

it should be a requirement that faggots go jack off before they enter /cum/ like damn guys get a new topic for once

>>216614009
Married... thrice over.
God bless polygamy.

>>216614006
I live in BC and just saw a family of 12 in front of a Save On Foods.

>>216614039
You'd have nothing to talk about if we weren't talking about how we're not fucking you.

>>216614039
what are you, the doorman of /cum/? you gonna jerk us off yourself?

Hey I am back
Be kinder to yourselves. You are loved and loveable.

I want to bang clowngirls. There’s your new topic: cute and sexy clowngirls. Bon appetit.

>>216614055
I hope he doesn't. His hands look dry.

does anyone here have experience with amphetamines

name one hot tranny

>>216614057
Hey, you're back!
No. Don't tell me what to do.

>>216614066
here >>216614057

>>216614060
that's just sexually repressed code for fat girls
I love em myself

>>216614065
Yes. Nothing extensive. You're better off with caffeine.

>>216614066
I choose (you), anon! You’re such a pretty girl, even if you don’t know it yet.

>>216614072
seething incel

>>216614065
I prefer cocaine, personally
I once jerked off for 10 hours straight on speed
fuck that

boyjocking a midnonpause plus winker

stop talking about dickgirls. it's no nut november.

>>216614077
i wish

>>216614073
Never heard that one before.
Love fatties me. Simple as.

>>216614071
this is my fetish

>>216614078
i have a bf

>>216614080
i have jerked off for 14 hours straight without meth so if i take that shit id probably just jerk off to death

>>216614082
gesundheit

if i were a girl i would be the biggest whore

>>216614089
no you don't

What are your thoughts on the schism between Satanic and Ultra-Satanic Jews in Israel?

>>216614084
Yeah…

…would be pretty cool, I guess

she wants his sperm desu

>>216614101
why wait?
I'll feed you good, make you nice and plump.

>>216614124
saar plz open yourethra

my sperm wants her

little birdy

>>216614066
i would marry hanmeimeiispig

>>216614108
How cool was Cassavetes appearing in Rosemary's Baby? Performances were generally wooden back then, but that was fucking beatnik Cassavetes, the guy who went on to make The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie!

why does she find it 'interesting' and hot that he plays the violin?

Imagine if every /cum/bum transformed into a dickgirl and the only way to change back was for all of us to start kissing and making out and playing with each other’s wieners and sucking on each other’s boobs and frotting and having buttsex and cumming all over each other’s faces and big boobs. That would be so crazy.

What is your opinion on the schism between Satanic Jews and Ultra Satanic Jews?

you deserve to be forgoten

If I ever get a girlfriend, it's going to be nearly impossible to hide my racism from her because it permeates everything I do and have and all of my interests except maybe music

>>216614151
I'd be stuck... the fatties, they do not like me. Always a dickgirl, never a bride.

>>216614151
haha yeah

>>216614159
Actually I just realized she'll probably be able to tell I'm racist from my music taste too because I exclude every black people genre

>>216614159
Listen to more NSBM

>>216614157
other people can kiss my cazzo!

>>216614159
girls don't care they'll follow your lead if she likes you

WTF they are dancing to hip hop muzaaak

>>216614184
who tf has Renaissance era doors in their flat

>>216614154
It's silly. When Ultra Satan runs out of orphan tears, he turns back into Satan. Kind of like when he gets a bunch of presents, he turns into Santa.
Literally the same god damned person, and people have been killing each other over nothing for far too long.

>>216614192
it's a castle

It's beyond over for me, I'm never ever getting a gf

>>216614194
BLEH!

>>216614195
How about a bf or two? ;3

any bird lovers in?

>>216614214
I tried once. The bird didn't enjoy it.

birb

All the wind you break, I'll be smelling you

polyagomy fetish leaf is on a mad one tonight. did somebody allow this prick to have a caffeinated beverage earlier?

been farting nonstop for the past 2 hours
what the fuck

>>216614233
No sir, just meth.

>>216614214
the reason why anglo sophisticates love birds is because they're unobtrusive so they don't have to shoot them dead. Me, I'd love to hunt all the wolves and bears of this country to extinction. Guess I'm just a Bronze Age Raw Egg Pervert.

>>216614250
not even lying I'm sure

its over

>>216614260
I lie about a great many things. Caffeine and polygamy aren't among them.

>>216614273
Has this been independently verified by Ultra-Satanic Jews?

Man if feel like such a poser

Imagine being the first guy to invent cumming all over your own fucking face and in your mouth. He must have been all like “whoa haha wow”

>>216614277
They're busy drafting a fatwa on the Satanic Jews.

>>216614273
Why is she getting her news from big black cocks? Is this a Freudian slip?

>>216614273
ohnonono black clitty bros

>>216614282
I'm like "Whoa. Haha! Wow!!" every time.
It still seems like I'm missing something. A hefty lad to collect the loads and dispense his own perhaps.

what does this picture mean?

I'm almost 30 but in terms of accomplishments im 15

>>216614301
Well now, first of all

>>216614249
Did you have oatmeal today?

>>216614301
It means you're spending too much time on /x/

>>216614076
makes me shit myself

>>216614301
I thought there was a horse in that jar for a second

>>216614282
There’s nothing hotter than a self-facial, unfortunately

>>216614285
But do the Ultra-Satanic Jews support the proposition? I know they're doing the "this is a genocide" grift because the goyim know so they're doing an Esau Gambit, but the Ultra-Satanic Jews seem to have contention with the Talmudic and Satanic Jews like Jewry Yahoo in the government.

>>216614323
You're supposed to take the pants out of the equation once the porcelain is in reach.

yeah i just don't care or whatever

>>216614301
Can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all

>>216614340
that's just like your opinion man

>>216614331
The Ultra-Satanic Jews are of the view that everything is BBC. I believe that their statement will be along the lines of "Rene Descartes beleives that Trump is Fake News" leading to Trump's sudden disappearance.

>>216614348
no one I think is in my tree
Well I mean it must be high or low

I came on my face a couple times to see how it's like. It feels warmer than you think and it hurts getting in your eyes

wtf the underpaid staff paid for her dress?

Spinny come back!

i like to read yuri anime and imagine i'm a cute girl doing romantic stuff with other cute girls

>>216614350
Well that makes sense in light of the Ultra-Satanic jews still believing in Tikkun-Olam. It also makes sense they support tikka masala and Indian rapemen.
But now, is BBC Satanic International Jewry or Ultra-Satanic International Jewry?

Watching The Death of Stalin.

yes, he's very much breaking up with you, you vapid whore

>>216614377
why? he was a piece of shit. that's like watching the death of Tony Soprano.

>>216614376
Ultra Satanic, of course. The Satanic Jewry believe that uncircumcized penises are a myth perpetuated by the Ultra Satanic Jews.

yes yes, she's 'pretty' o algo

>>216614356
My favourite Beatles song :D

>>216614394
It's a pretty funny movie if you haven't seen it.

I love being a mom.

>>216614412
I love that you're a mom

>>216614396
This is worse than the Holocaust....

>>216614421
Most things are

canadians moms aren't unlike canadian goose moms. assertive. protective, cute. protective of their canadian goose babies.

>>216614406
I used to be a huuuge art movie fan, but now I only watch American thrillers and horror movies. My two fav movies are still Fellini Satyricon & Casanova to this day. Do me a favor, watch The Zaragoza Manuscript, it doth slappeth.

>>216614429
you forgot festively plump, and delicious.

>>216614424
How many more holocausts will we live through in our life time? I've counted 6 in the last week!

I like to read fighting manga and imagine I'm goated

my ass is literally damp from farting so much jfc this is a BAD situation

they're dancing now

>>216614442
I've started a dozen this evening.

>>216614439
and dark and greasy

How much a holla cost? $6 million dollars wehehe

>>216614445
this dudes asshole is leaking

>>216614456
>a holla
it was Justified

Anyone like cocaine?

I've come to accept I'm a failed human. Only thing there is to do is wait until I die. On a secular level it makes sense there is going to be a certain percentage of defects in any crop, but on a spiritual level it doesn't make sense to put people like me in existence if there really is a divine plan and every soul matters and has a purpose.

>>216614450
Oy, Hashem, it's another Holocaust (known in Hebrew as the Shoah)

>>216614449
Bro, just sit down and watch the movie.
Are you a short attention span zoomie?

they're kissing now.

>>216614412
i feel like a proud mom every time i look back at one of my big poos

>>216614464
I honestly don't.

>>216614466
Yeah, I don't know, I've had to try as hard as possible to forget about all the soul trap reincarnation farm loosh farm stuff I've learned about over the past half decade but the feeling of this being a farm still hangs over me.

>>216614472
im being a good journalist

>USC SHOAH FOUNDATION: Homepage
https://sfi.usc.edu/

>>216614381
Hello foid

>>216614478
that's what ur mom thought about u

>>216614480
I enjoy it. Legalize it

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TRYING TO WATCH CARTOONS

>>216614500
see, this is why horror stories don't work anymore

they're throwing insults at each other now

>>216614512
this is worse than the holocaust

she better not say "i love you"

>>216614513
Because of the peepo?

>>216614532
living in Texas can't be easy

>>216614412
London?

hello niggers

oooof

>>216614532
No girl will ever love me

>>216614545
no, because of the uncanny evil of those dolls
there was a movie called skinamarink, but neither it nor the innocuous canadian kid song performers were anywhere near this level of eerieness

Haven’t jerked off in a full week. Eventually I’ll break, probably soon. This load is about to be crazy. Hon a hose down my own face like one of those foam cannons.

>>216614570
What if they make a hard cut to them fucking very pornographicly after the kiss

>>216614576
Both Skinamarink and Nanalan are Canadian. But I remember seeing Nanalan on TV when I was a kid so I don’t find it eerie lol. I just think it’s retarded.

>>216614585
it's nonut november anon

>>216614588
it's TV-G rated, you cumbrain

>>216614521
Yeah except this actually happened

>>216613544
how old were you when your uncle molested you?

>>216614602
I think Steve King wasn't a big enough writer to portray the heinous evil hiding among simple kindhearted folk more than any other folk. He tried with The Storm Of The Century, but that was a failure.

>>216614604
Maybe I’ll just edge a bit

done with the movie. i give it a 6.5/10

>>216614633
IF I SEE A RAT
A MOUSE
THE TINIEST MOSQUITO IN THERE
YOU'RE RINGING ALLAH'S DOORBELL

>>216614630
I've been trying not to and sometimes I just look at some thots and try to calm down

I haven't masturbated in over a week. After an initial craving it just went away. That's usually how it goes for me and it becomes easy to avoid it after that. I think I'll continue since it's been long time so I've done this, but I often end up regretting it once the inevitable wet dream happens and I've got a bunch of cum on by bed and sheets.

>>216614633
Make a criticker account. You rate movies and it gives you recs. It's fun af

>>216614463
I remember when Appalachians lived in stumps. A more dignified existence.

The eastern seaboard of the USA had trees that were centuries old and rivaled those of the west coast redwood forests. They were all chopped down and turned into timber for ship building or dwellings.

I want a burger

>>216614659
Lovecraft was right, these people did worship Cthulhu!

>>216614672
that's cannibalism

I don’t like to take a long break from masturbating. Like 2-3 days max. If I go any longer, that’s when I start having gay thoughts or stuff like twinks or trannies or femboys. Even downloaded grindr once. No bueno.

>>216614659
In the grand scheme of things America has been a flash in the pan society. People came in, used and abused the land as much as it would take until it all collapsed. I don't know how people ever admired this settler society.

>>216614651
maybe

>>216614674
True. The G-d of this world is Azathoth, mindless and beyond comprehensions.

>>216614687
THIS IS POPERY! SIMONY! IDOLATRY!

>>216614692
Name an actual civilization that behaved any other way. A real civilization, not an undeveloped third world one which lacks the means to expropriate natural resources.

I'll wait.

>>216614712
nuh uh

fuck, forgot my pic
THIS IS CAESAROPAPISM! GNOSTISCISM! ARIANISM! THE KING DOTH SIT ON A THRONE OF *LIES*!

>>216614737
I love ed, edd, and eddy

neighborbergs already have their fucking christmas decorations up.

been counting, i've farted 49 times in the last hour

>>216614722
You don't see people building a megacity that relies on a finite supply of fossil water like Phoenix in places where the population has lived on the same piece of land for millennia. Their customs and cultures do keep them in a much better relationship with their environment compared to setter societies like here where people don't have any connection to the land they live on. Modernity has affected everyone and thrown the world out of balance but America IS Modernity and Capitalism - the country.

It will literally be Christmas before you know it
And then my birthday shortly after

>>216614765
Ed, Edd, n Eddy made me the man I am today

>>216614773
Stop confusing America and the colonies with the Industrial Revolution. They're not the same thing.

>>216614774
Why do all the Christmas songs by pop artists suck
The best of the lot is the one by Mariah Carrey ffs

>>216614782
It was my cope for not having any friends growing up

Snow on the forecast for tomorrow, buds

It's unironically ogre.

>>216614797
what the FUCK are you talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI&list=RDE8gmARGvPlI&start_radio=1

>>216614803
>Last Christmas
STFU

>>216614799
That's extremely depressing. Go away

>>216614803
oh, right, sorry

>>216614674
he said dangerous minority cultists worshiped him, and creepy isolated new englanders ate people

>>216614810
make the new thread

>>216614807
>Go away
Let him share, normoid scum

>>216614812
no you

That good ship and crew were a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early!

>>216614772
sign of awful gut health 2 B honest

i will NEVER make a new thread but i will complain about its absence

neighbors are still partying. it's 12:56AM

>>216614819
Everyone is a friend when you're a kid. He's just being a dick

the duality of man

>>216614830
How did you know I was listening to Gordon Lightfoot barely 20 minutes ago

>>216614834
That's me. You've been out partied by a 140 lb dude

>>216614830
remember December '59
THE HOWLIN WIND AND DRIVIN RAIN
REMEMBER THE GALLANT MEN WHO DROWNED
ON THE LIFEBOAT MONA WAS HER NAME

>>216614841
Monday is the 50th anniversary of the Fitz going down. Gotta have 30 beers. One for each deck hand and one for Gord.

>>216614836
You're delusional. Kids are cruel

>>216614853
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald has a different feel and lore to it because it was a fresh water wreck. Lake Superior can get rougher than many of the European inland seas, in part because it is inland. In the Sea you can outrun a storm. In the big Lakes, the storm often catches up.

>>216614866
I'm not licensed anymore. I can't help you with your repressed trauma

>>216613691
>>216613759
Would you recommend EU5 or CK3 All Under Heaven DLC?

I have around 200 hours in CK3 and 1100 hours in EU4. I am a WMAF enthusiast and want to colonize East Asian pussy. This is possible with both games so I am unsure which I want to get. I asked this is /vst/ and all they do is tell me to pirate both, which is not an answer.

kids are born amoral, which makes them cruel, which means cruelty is the default of the universe

>>216614937
That's basically the doctrine of original sin formulated by Augustine
He said he came out with it because he saw babies fighting over milk

original sin refers to fucking
"we were all made in the shade"

>>216614512
*loud shitting noises from the bathroom*