Thread 216642074

Sister Rosetta Tharpe edition.
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>>216642074 (OP)
Whoa based edition

Nigga you got a pee pee head

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>>216642074 (OP)
absolutely fucking BASED OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOrhjgt-_Qc
>>216642065
I do watch 2 or 3 hallmark movies every december and drink rumnog, yes

>>216642102
im drinking wine

I'm too handsome to function normally

Can't believe the anti christ is a gay German American

>>216642116
i'm smoking some fat bangers if you catch my drift

>>216642097
>do you think of mobsters as intelligent
No, I think of them as criminals. They may or may not be intelligent. They may or may not be small minded or worldly. You don't have to be any of those things to be a criminal

>>216642122
I'm too handsy

>>216642116
alright you fucking wine aunt

>>216642144
Finger my butthole

>>216642138
Well the point is having a large social network doesnt have a necessary relation to being open minded
>They may or may not be intelligent.
I dont find many thugs as being genuinely intelligent. I guess they can, at best, be crafty, but the nature of the business is just shaking people down. so it usually isn't the kind of thing that attracts intelligent people
it's like saying not every stripper is dumb. sure there might be exceptions but on average it's a fair inference to make

>>216642155
Jason, can you just chill?

>>216642144
I'm completely shaved

for me it’s red

I believe in female superiority. Women are simply smarter, more competent and better suited for the modern world than men. Men just can't compete.

>>216642202
Bait

Times Square?
Skyscrapers?
Bro, THIS is the New York i know

as i predicted the girl wants to fuck the monster
Guillermo Del Toro just can't help himself with that stuff
i bet that spanish freak self-inserts himself as the monster

Watching a four hour video on some YouTube drama

>>216642223
wait until you see a communist fix up the place

>>216642223
Why does he look like an albino nigger

>>216642223
He looks chopped here

>>216642223
Christians worship THAT?!? w.t.f

Some serious pee pee heads in this thread

>>216642250
I'm glad i got to visit before this turdworlder banned toilet paper and cutlery

>>216642204
Spinny looks like THAT?!

she's singing

>>216642306
That's a whole grown man

Wagwan, bros

>>216642315
she looks inbred

>>216642312
I know.

The african is here to keep everyone up to date with the braindead happenings in social media

>>216642315
If your post ends in "lmao" you're literally steaming with rage

this show man

>>216642315
looks like a lesbian dyke bitch

>>216642315
She's ugly and brown. Mutts and browns on twitter have such low standards lol

>>216642315
I hate her and want bad things to happen to her!

>>216642315
coal burning whore

average latina: nigga i didn't know if you wanted takis or doritos dinamitas so i got both nigga

i dont look forward to new games cause it's gonna run like shit on my pc if it runs at all, i preffer to play games i pc can handle comfortably

Ordered 2 more shovels that are on their way
Be glad that you Americans have the 2nd amendment

>>216642405
what do you need 3 shovels for

>>216642405
Is there really no better alternative? I know e-tools were sometimes used as weapons but they aren't all that great for it. Better than nothing, for sure

they're talking about algebra now

>>216642413
To have.

>>216642399
>coal burner
Is this just an incel assumption every time now or do you know something we don't

>>216642433
Talk about my pussy

>>216642448
I bet she has a labia minora that sticks out

>>216642448
please use sunscreen ladies

Looking through the top movies of 2025, never heard of half of them, and every other one is directed by some brown towelhead with a name like Zhamarkeen Farheed about his/her experience of being brown in a poor brown cunt

>>216642467
I saw the Bruce Springsteen movie and it was horrible >>216642467

>>216642413
In case i lose 2
>>216642419
I'm still waiting for permission to buy a tomahawk axe

I got my favorite seat again

>>216642448
uh guys

>>216642441
she looks like the type

>>216642448
Corr blimey look at those chebs

>>216642490
Why are you hyper-analyzing her ear ... pervert

>>216642285
ok

I'm glad I can have a gun and the animal torturer in Iceland can't.

>>216642480
Those kind of movies usually are
i'm going to watch the recent polish one about Chopin soon cause he's one of my favorite composers, but i dont expect it to be very good

>>216642467
i heard people say that the long walk movie was good, i didn't watch it though

>>216642448
Damn... she has some good genes

ex wife has entered the chat

Help me order my first drink (28 years and 9 months old). I have absolutely no idea. I only had a few glasses of wine before. I am sitting in the corner, I can't read the alcohol options from here, I only see a Southern Comfort bottle, and a Sour Puss that is neon green

>>216642495
But you're a fucking viking, you have blonde hair and blue eyes

>>216642498
nah that's genuinely gross, her ears are full of blackheads wtf

>>216642509
Glad you haven't filtered me yet so you can still see it when i shit on you

>>216642517
her face is ugly

>>216642522
Get a double shot of whiskey

>>216642531
I'd suck the blackheads straight out of her ears no cap

>>216642535
Us Indians are superior than you white people. I anxiously await the day we invade Iceland just like we've invaded the United States and all you see are Indians

>>216642544
Literally a 10/10
post your face if you disagree or you're wrong and I'm right

>>216642522
Ask your friends nigga they'll know what's good for the locale.

Get a shot of Jack Daniels if nothing else, people won't think you're a homo for drinking whisky.

>>216642483
Tomohawks are great. Thought about getting one for camping, that or a francesca, but honestly I'd just use it to dick around. I have a perfectly good estwing for that

>>216642555
Bro you guys have this all around you and you think Sydney Sweeney is attractive? You're literally fucking gay!!!

My Patriots are superbowl contenders again

As a straight man all I can say is I’d love to cum inside Sydney Sweeney’s pussy and anyone who says otherwise is gay as fuck

>>216642547
nigga that's horrible

the French are basically the CEOs of wypipo

>>216642522
went to a party recently and the best drink was the one that was just lime juice with gin or something, i think i just dont like sugary shit with alcohol, the lime juice is nice because it's strong and masks the taste of alcohol

>>216642560
You are assuming I came with friends? I'm sitting in the corner alone texting /cum/ on my phone

>>216642567
I was thinking about getting a condor tomahawk

*rotates my head 180 degrees like an owl*
What did you say?

>>216642509
>animal torturer
Are you the guy that likes to make up shit about the foreign flags ITT

The greatest quarter back of all time is from San Francisco
Also my neighbor’s autistic 42 year old son was yelling about how the Raider’s season is over
He’s a retired autist who’s obsessed with Shrek and football

>>216642587
where did the meme that Americans are mixed come from? American girls literally look like this they are nordic/aryan/germanic as fuck just like you

>>216642569
>instead of posting your ugly face you post a manjaw with a filter on
lol i accept your concession, my condolences to your genes

so she's jealous of the ex wife and now the ex wife is setting up her husband with another woman

I find Sydney Sweeney fascinating. She does anything and it makes headlines but no one will watch her movies

>>216642522
Ask for an old fashioned. If that's not your thing then get a white russian

>>216642586
why would you go to a bar to sit alone and not drink liquor and be on your phone? was that the end game all along?

>>216642579
That’s the Anglo-Saxons but you’re not white so you wouldn’t know>>216642586
H

>>216642601
why are you posting people’s faces man don’t you feel bad doing that

You don't need to update us on every scene

>>216642578
Bro, if you're gay just say you're gay

>>216642599
the raiders season never got off the GROUND

>>216642601
Mya looks like my type

I pronounce "OP" (original poster) like "cop" but without the "c".

>>216642613
It’s because she had blue eyes and big suckable titties
>>216642586
Meant it depends on what you want to look like but hit send as soon as I clicked the post number

>>216642604
I'm posting American girls

>>216642591
That's jason

>>216642635
i say ohhh peeee

>>216642599
Drake Maye was born in North Carolina though

>>216642629
He was talking to the other old man who lives on my street about football and he said he likes the 49ers so he yelled WELL AT LEAST THEYRE STILL IN CALIFORNIA
Also mean to say retard not retired

>>216642632
Mine too man she is really pretty we have the same taste

>>216642627
I would drink her bathwater but sucking out blackheads makes me wanna puke. She could even piss on me with no complaints. I'm no prude but you sir have gone TOO FAR.

When I took my pre-shower shit I wiped my ass with my underwear since they were going in the hamper anyway

>>216642624
To prove a point thank you

>>216642635
Faggot

I spent 2 weeks in colombia and didn't see a woman i find attractive until i was back in america

>>216642672
sigma mindset

>>216642672
This is an amazing post don’t listen to the cuck a few posts above me

Roast for supper but I don't know how to take the string net thing off so I just ate it with it on

>>216642613
I didnt even know she had movies. i dont know anything about her
seems like another fake gay psyop. I dont care about advertisements no matter how "based" it is

>>216642668
More for me, i guess

>>216642682
really some of them are pretty hot they have a reputation as having hot girls too

>>216642662
>WELL AT LEAST THEYRE STILL IN CALIFORNIA

>>216642682
Just come here to the northern states they have the girls you like thank you

>>216642682
you said you're at work right now, right? where do you work that you're allowed to shitpost on /int/ while it's 3:30 AM?

>>216642704
No they don't. Shut up.

they finally did it

>>216642682
All the hot ones are inside 24/7 cam-whoring
Sad state of affairs

>>216642682
>back in America

you mean Iceland?

>>216642723
Do they fuck?

>>216642681
Uncalled for

>>21664265
Don’t worry bud cooking twine is made from pig foreskins it’s completely edible

>>216642704
Bunch of cellulite sows over there
>>216642716
Sure thing. You want my personal address too?

>>216642716
Nta of course but I shitpost on /int/ almost my entire shift

>>216642722
yeah south american women are hideous with the exception of the german-brazilians

>>216642731
not yet. they're doing the "i like you" exchange

>>216642716
He probably does night shift

>>216642733
Meant or reply to >>216642695
Oops haha

Canadian government shot all the ostriches

>>216642728
Connecting flight from NYC to iceland

>>216642722
yeah south american women are hideous with the exception of the german-brazilian girls

A few niggas ITT have really never cum inside a pussy
I feel bad for them, honestly

>>216642754
because they were resistant to strains of avian flu and had vital genetic info that could be used to study herd immunity. had to kill them so we could keep shilling the vaxxxxxxxxxxx

>>216642754
We ran out of seals

>>216642754
https://youtu.be/vsfAE1swZT8

>>216642448
this is shopped, right? no way her skin looks like that

>>216642784
Lol

>>216642775
I came inside a condom that had my penis in it, which was in turn inside a prostitute once upon a time
Does that count?

>>216642790
I think that's the second time I made you laugh

>>216642777
I think they made that up, no study to confirm that, but this is standard practice across the world to cull infected flocks

>>216642793
Sorry it doesn’t count unless a girl trusts you enough to cum inside her raw
Usually has to be a slut who’s on birth control though so I guess it’s not that rare

>>216642682
American girls are hot because they're fucking germanic

>>216642796
There are a lot of funny canadian posts on this general

>>216642807
it just counts if she is white and hot

Everyone says successful modern horror movies are always set in the 70s/80s or earlier because of the cell phone issue, I think that is a superficial excuse for the real reason, which is that there is no way to tell a convincing or sensible 'hero story' in a modern diversity environment, and it is very difficult to sympathise with characters who are 'living a lie' pretending their environ of foreigners and transsexuals is normal and worth saving. A cultural backdrop a viewer can relate to and sympathise with requires a racially homogeneous and functioning society of 'normalcy', which then the 'horror' is the protagonist.

Modern life IS the horror.

i am interested

>>216642815
Addison Rae is part Mexican

>>216642801
The flocks were no longer infected though, that's the issue at hand.

she's talking about soulmates now

:p

>>216642823
I did it with a few white girls but it was mostly black girls who didn’t want to use a condom

Canadians and Icelanders can't own AKs

last horror movie i watched i think was hereditary and i really liked it

back from rape

>>216642834
They could still carry it

>>216642807
>Usually has to be a slut who’s on birth control though
You must be low t then, pic rel

>>216642847
Americans don't have health care and food stamps

>>216642862
whos' latrell

>>216642861
Poor people on foodstuffs literally get free healthcare in America.

>>216642857
So could people who got COVID19 and were vaccinated. Should we cull them too?

Jason is a diagnosed Sociopath.

So demoshits caved on their shutdown lmao

>>216642862
He must have back pain

>>216642832
Meh just looks like an average trashy Brazilian whore thank you

>>216642858
I wonder what the long term evolutionary implications of this will be...

:D

>>216642871
some goofball who constantly doxes himself here

>>216642893
I don't like brunettes

so the kids want to set up their parents hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>216642896
Show me a pic

>>216642876
Cant cull humans, but we can cull birds

ripped an incredibly loud and foul smelling fart, entire bedroom reeks of shit now.

anyone here has an osmosis filter? how do you like it? which one should i get?

>>216642886
I found you, you're fucking doXXXed you fucker thank you

Going to the kitchen to see if we have any cackers or something to snack on(we're generally an ingredients household)

Feeling constipated.

>>216642917
>The icelandic Phallological museum
What in the actual fuck Iceland??????????? thank you

they're talking about feelings and dance

>>216642928
i know how to fix that...

>>216642917
My domicile is not within the bounderies of this map

>>216642936
She is a German girl 100%

Eating a cup of half chocolate half vanilla pudding

more kissing

>>216642948
you sound fat

I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck

>>216642910
Sometimes if I rip a real stanky fart in bed I dip my head under the covers to get a real nice whiff

movie has ended. i rate it 7/10

Jello is the best thing ever when you're a kid but as an adult I have zero desire to eat it.

Pudding, being its direct competitor, consistently outperforms it and I still enjoy a cuppa puddin as a grown man.

Chocolate banana pudding is the best, just for the record. If you say butterscotch you're going to catch these hands.

>>216642955
Real men eat fermented shark, skyr,
Svið and raw liver

Pudding means dessert in England

>>216642978
Hogwash!!!

>>216642955
It goes to my thighs

>>216642950
I wish I didn't become an insufferable movie hipster that only watches "arthouse". I want to be able to truly enjoy goysloppy romantic flicks like this one again.

>>216642978
yes they are known for misusing the term to a ridiculous extent. they will call everything from a gelatinous pudding in a bowl to a cake to a dumpling a "pudding".

they're fucked m8.

>>216642978
>how can you have your pudding if you don't eat your MEAT

>tfw my state health insurance benefits have no end date
Thank you for paying wagies.

>>216642993
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION

>>216643006
HEY NIGGER LEAVE THAT BIKE ALONE

>>216642966
can't even do that tonight, these are quite pungent indeed. might cause lung damage if i directly inhale them.

This is me

>>216643036
chubby fucknigga built like a mini fridge

You ever think how if we suddenly ceased having access to electricity the human population would immediately plummet to like 1 billion people at most?

7 billion people would drop dead in like a decade.

>>216643036
Why are his sleeves empty?

>>216643036
I thought that was a capitalist mini-hat for a second

>>216643036
you look good. well dressed.

>>216643036
Is he wearing a tiny tophat

>>216642989
The actual (or rather, original) meaning is stuff baked in a sack. A pasty with a sausage filling in it would be a pudding. Haggis is a pudding.

Modern society won't fall in our lifetime. Only the standard of living will.

>>216643048
I'm willing to put my computer and hard drives in a copper box for a decade. Bring on the solar flares.

>>216643048
I believe they've proven you could depopulate India by 90% in under a month with the right strategies (i.e. non-violent methods, stuff like withholding food and turning off basic systems).

They'd mostly kill each other fighting over the last few morsels of food honestly.

>>216643064
The fascinating thing is the British lost any and all rights to determine correct usage of the English language when they relinquished their empire. It is up to North Americans to decide what is correct usage of each English word now, has been for over a century.

When I want to know the correct interpretation of the Quran I might consult a Brit, but otherwise they can keep quiet.

>>216643064
A stuffed turkey is a pudding
A sausage is a pudding
A twinkie is a pudding

>>216643092
A Twinkie is a phallic cake filled with sticky white cream.

>>216643074
It wouldn't just be a poo fight
It would be a poo civil war

Im double vaxxed and proud

>>216643105
So you're saying it's like a cock full of cum?

twinkies are the junk food everyone considers trailor trash but would never turn down at a desert bar

A nice back can be pretty hot

business idea: twinkie with real semen

>>216643118
no it can't

You should find a cute girlfriend

do you like getting fat in your country?

>>216643131
Should I indeed?

>>216643125
Backs can be attractive

>>216643115
Yes, precisely. The original "Boston Cream" donut was just a retard from Southie dumping his load in a fritter after getting very drunk.

>>216643135
fake and gay

A milkshake but without the cruelty

>>216643144
Goddamn. And i almost ordered that at dunkin donuts

>>216643143
the hell they can

>>216643142
Yes

The world exists, but I'm apart from it. There's nothing for me here.

>>216643149
das a dude

Women who wear slides in public are begging for someone to cum on their toes

Studies have shown that increased levels of melanin directly correspond to the likelihood of one fellating my anal cavity.

>>216643165
No, I should think not.

>>216643149
Would give anything to be her

When a Canadian sees a baby seal an uncontrollable rage fills their body, then they pull out a club.

>>216643149
I want to give her a massage

>>216643136
Kinder is german for children
She is drinking a milkshake made up of dead children

>>216643183
This is not unlike an indian when they see a clean public space, the urge to defecate overwhelms them.

>>216643194
There has to be a better way

>>216643074
Why would you wanna do that?

>>216643209
Saved

I am certainly not watching a police camera of a jeet taking a shit

>>216643149
why is she so upset

>rejected at a job that pays $23/hour with no interview
>third interview with a company that pays $97,000/year

Gonna smoke a joint.

>>216643224
Anime artist trope where a tough girl is forced to wear a cute outfit and gets embarrassed

>>216643209
>>216643217
I remember seeing this shit in like 2016 or something and copying it for a graphic design class in college
Professor said it was an amazing simplistic design and I should consider switching majors if I can come up with things like this

>>216643194
Kinder is children. Garten is garden. A kindergarten is a garden where children are the fruit

Sunday's almost over

>>216643208
Because india is hell on earth and they are poisoning the planet and they're genetic monsters and decisive action now, resulting in their regrettable cataclysmic suffering can save the planet and all life on it and untold billions of lives if humanity can manage to reach the stars after freeing ourselves of our subhuman burdens.

>>216643203
>There must be a better way
Dort müssen bin eine besser Weg

>>216643239
shieet prof thought you were SO smart huh

>>216643243
If children are fruits then a kinder shake is a smoothie

the soviet union banned india from entering

>>216643249
>Sunday is almost over
Sonntag ist fast vorbei

>>216643208
I think this guy really nailed it >>216643251

>Sonntag ist fast vorbei
Get this huezilan out of my country

you're addicted to weed

>>216643262
>If children are fruits then a kinder shake is a smoothie
Wenn Kinder bin Frucht, den eine Kinder shake ist eine smoothie

>>216643284
Ywnbg
Ywnba
Ywnbw

Evens I goon
Odds I sleep

>>216643284
Speak American

>>216643297
The numbers have spoken good night niggas

>>216643300
Spricht Amerikanisch

Performing humility is a good strat. the whole idea is you say "I don't really know enough to say" in the hopes that the other will think you're secretly intelligent but just being humble
But in reality you're actually brain dead

Brazilians speak Portuguese

>>216643308
>The numbers have spoken good night niggas
Die Nummern hab sprechen, gut nacht neggers

>>216643324
>Brazilians speak Portuguese
Not in southern brazil

Any thoughts, Chudlock!?

just asked Google's AI if Indians eat shit and it went into a full cope cycle trying to dismiss it, but i finally got it to say yes. it still tried to say it was super duper rare and almost never happened though, so i called it a shit eating faggot programmed by jeets and it stormed off refusing to talk to me.

ha, I win again.

>>216643357
wow you sure showed that bit of programming who's boss

Been staying strong on NNN, but I'm at the point where I'm starting to get turned on by weird degenerate shit I'm not normally into.

>>216643367
Like I got turned on by Jason the other day

Every Dem "influencer" right now: FUCK those dem senators for restoring SNAP funding!

Use this for the new

>>216643374
Fuck you

i had sex with spinster

>>216643396
everyone knows that you're an incel manlet creep

>>216643405
>>216643405
>>216643405

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>>216643406
IGNORE THE EARLY FAGGOT
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>>216643406
IGNORE THE EARLY FAGGOT
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>>216643406
IGNORE THE EARLY FAGGOT
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>>216643406
IGNORE THE EARLY FAGGOT