Thread 216669177

this animal look like heterosexual metrosexual

I'm gonna post in this one because the other one has that weird guy in it

>>216669177 (OP)
recycle?

Someone made an accusation against a tranny based on a pic and I was genuinely curious what made them that, but I never asked because I didn't want to come off as defending a tranny.

imagine eating this good

nigger

>>216670941
WHAT did you call me wy boi

>>216670918
Sent to Black Twitter

>>216670941
oooooo he said the N word

"Iran is accelerating its missile production with the stated goal of being able to fire 2,000 missiles at once in any future confrontation with Israel, aiming to overwhelm the country’s advanced defense systems, according to a report by The New York Times."

Why do Irateian Persianiggers give a fk about palesteinian jews enough to want to rain shitty missiles on them?

>>216670941
the fuck you lookin' at bitch

>>216671117
a lil gatorbait nig

So call me anti-social, call it masturbation, either way it's a solo operation

Iranians don't like Arab Saudis or Bahrainians or UAE's or Quataris but they like Our Arab "Pal"istininans?

Fuck muslims give it all to the jews. I hate jews.

Is everyone ded?

>>216671257
Its Monday night

>>216671263
Tommorows a holiday

>>216671024
please send him on mars with afro american capitan

do you like getting fat in your country?

I hope cumtards have a day off tommrow
It's Veterans Day

>>216671357
No

remember this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obiARnsKUAo

My cunt is panicking because the military is imploding and they can't recruit anyone except jeets and troons.

And still they don't give us the day off on November 11th. Really inspiring people to join up when they show just how little this cunt respects veterans lol.

If I weren't depressed since 2010, I would right now have a very fulfilling life with a cute culona gf somewhere in Guadalajara and tons of soccer-liking friends, but instead I'm here posting frogs and talking about niche terminally-online topics with white chuds.

>>216672465
Can jeets even meet the physical standards?

Should I get a dog?

>>216672465
Yea. Also we need more holidays in general. Getting into the military is a huge pain rn. Long wait times.

>>216672495
yeah just be careful if you ever get a gf

>>216672502
no risk of that happening

>>216672447
I was revisiting this classic earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

Also, the workday should be 4 days. Not 5. Also, make the Red English the flag of the armed forces again.

time for bed, gn /cum/shots

>>216672532
Good night, remember to cuddle a buddy

I want to have a personal chinese opium den in my house.

>>216672523
you can work part time if you want to work less days

>>216672545
>>216672545
Cool pictures Mexicobro

>>216672509
2 metal!

>>216672563
I want less days overall.

do you guys like my halloween costume

>>216672555
literally nothing stopping you from doing it

>>216672552
Heh, cool
>>216672564
I normally get bitched at for spamming

>>216672576
why do you care what other people's hours are?

Hnnng brrreeoooww found it buried in my backyard skewango

isn't anyone a little concerned that social media is full of horrible, disgusting shit and ragebait and just bad stuff constantly to the point where it's like 90% bad? is this the soul of humanity

>>216672657
no?
maybe time to ponder your underlying assumption.
hurr durr pipo r good xD imma foid xDDD

>>216672600
I care for the health of my fellow citizens :)

>>216672657
i just avoid social media

just read a terrible post

>>216672678
I just read a great post

>>216672657
I’m more than a little concerned. But also I have accepted that this is happening and it’s outside of our control. Best to just look after yourself and avoid it. If humanity is corrupted beyond recognition, then so be it. We had a pretty good run.

America was exceptional because the people were exceptional.

America is no longer exceptional because the people are no longer exceptional.

It's not magic dirt.

It's not an idea.

>>216672657
the sky is blue

>>216672689
When do you think it was exceptional? When they were enslaving people?

>>216672703
when there were no jeets like you anywhere in North America

drinking milk

>>216672657
The thing is a lot of assholes have access to social media now, it is what it is

im cooming. wat do?

if we had normal countries, and evil billionaires weren't trying to flood our countries with millions of foreigners to ruin them

then

we'd have normal social media. pretty obvious

>>216672703
NTA but mericans tamed this land. The visions of the founding fathers bought civilization to this forsaken continent. South American's had a similar opportunity but lol

Your treason hasn't been forgotten.

pan cooked some chicken breast with panda orange chicken sauce

aimless bullshit life

where do pandas excrete the orange sauce from

Let’s sall goes to Mongolia! Ulan Bataar in Mongolia. I’ll be Chingis Khan and we can rule the whole world.

>>216672724
You're actually right. We don't live in a normal time at all. "Social media" was fine 15 years ago, because it was all white people and the stakes were lower: shittalking each other over normal stuff like sportsball and whatever.

we live in a society

did you know genghis khan got cucked and was a step dad

>>216672779
We just bullied girls on Facebook into suicide then.

BOTTOM

TEXT

>>216672786
Steppe dad

>>216672789
maybe you did but you're a jeet and not human and kids are still killing themselves over social media these days soooo fuck off, faggot

>>216672657
it's what happens when moderation gets relegated to a word finding algorithm instead of humans who can make rational judgements. but effective moderators have to be paid and advertisement is their only source of income so they keep it to themselves, in order to be the billionaires that they are instead of the millionaires they should be.

>>216672804
has nothing to do with moderation. that's midwit foid cope.

>>216672800
I'm no jeet! School had some lessons about that type of stuff in middle school.

>>216672786
He was also a stepson. The stepson stepdad cycle.

Remember that ancient ass /b/ meme that was like “The Rules of the Internet”? It’s where ‘Rule 34’ originated from. I’m remembering two of the rules that, if they had been followed, could have saved the internet. I’m too lazy to google it, so I’m paraphrasing, but those two rules are:
>The internet is not for srs bzns
>Do not feed the trolls
These were the two most important rulws. Social media would be fine if it were just for fun stuff and LULZ instead of discourse and politics and gay serious shit like that. And also, internet newfags are retarded so they fall for every single bit of ragebait and engagement bait that comes across their feed. Corporations and political entities realized they could easily manipulate morons this way. So now, we’re stuck with a nightmare world of political ragebait slop forever and ever. That’s my theory.

just shotgunned a cuppa 2%

where did this "ragebait" thing come from did mr beast make a video about it every zoomtard is talking about muh ragebait

Watchin 'tai

halal kebab saar

reboot

I'm too young for this shit

my Xbox One X sounds like a plane taking off when I play Morrowind.

we are in the beginning of the era of humiliations for america
the only thing that can save us is a strong leader like a black trans woman

>>216672908
How many fucking X-es does this console need?

>>216672908
something fell into its fan, i bet

>>216672916
imagine if the next one is called the Series XX

>>216672908
>Vanilla Morrowind on console
I kneel

>>216672941
mmm, the bubbles of what you got cookin' there smell great!

yall ready for ww3?

>>216672977
yeah

>>216672977
again?

>>216672945
you haven't lived until run is on LT. the weird thing is, it feels pretty good after awhile. only the journal becomes a chore. once your speed and fatigue are decent, it kind of feels like opening up in a racing game. just the clickety-clack of your boots and horizon...

>>216672940
It would look like a call of duty player's account name XxBoxSniperSkillxX

>>216672908
The what. That's not real.

>>216672987
I might have to give it a try. Haven’t played it in many years. I assume it’s on GamePass so I could play it for free.

>>216672977
We already had a fullblown WW3 after the US bombed Iran and the combined forces of the BRICS nations attacked and destroyed the western world

xbox is dead faggots get a pc already

>>216672977
There is no WWIII yet.

>>216673019
its happening

>>216673008
Hi my white germanic brüdis, is it snowing where you guys are? It isn't snowing here yet thank you

>>216673001
it be.

I shall remain with my beloved physical!

Just get a laptop

>>216673032
Nice. Gonna achieve CHIM irl playing this.

>>216672640
It's an icelandic foxxx

>>216673029
Nothing ever happens

>>216673030
Hold on just a gosh darn minute...
You're brown!

abortion is an act of service towards the jewish god moloch.

>>216673054
I'm not

>>216673041
name brand models are like $1700. that's what I expect to spend over the entire course of owning a video game system, not just the initial purchase.

My dick was too big for a prostitute tonight, she had to tap out.

>>216673075
Mexico es un país de güeros es un país Europeo

>>216673065
Don't trust woke AI
I'm telling you, you're browner than an indian tanning bed addict on the day after Diwali

>>216673066
well that sucks. I spent all my money on skateboards and beer

become jewish. become rich.

>italians
>white

become indian. become a ceo.

Imagine if foot fetish was more popular with women than men. Would you let a bitch suck your toes

>>216673095
I am jewish
Im far from rich

become Irish and then throw a punch

>>216673094
Post skateboards

>>216673103
Only if it's before sucking my dick.

>>216673094
Rad

>>216673137
I'm going to go to the phallological museum in Reikjavik

>>216673132
I only have one. The others went to friends... And a lot of beer
>>216673137
Isnt it?

>>216673147
I tried donating my phallus but they said i didn't meet the minimum deposit requirement

become Italian and have a big lunch.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eq2ioS5QyVQ

the lads

>>216673063
so is being a tranny

https://youtu.be/UU8xKUoH_lU?si=23IWOgKexWCxt3E1

the lads

I have to shit so bad. My asshole is about to become the theoretical opposite of a black hole (a white hole) in which all kinds of matter and energy will spew forth into our universe. The spacetime curvature around the region of my ass will be so extreme that it will be impossible to enter from the outside, as though a fish swimming against an insurmountable current.

>>216673066
you'd be stupid to buy a gaming laptop. that said you can probably spend...$1100 and get a pretty decent gaming PC these days I bet.

Is it weird that I'm a straight guy but I'm platonically curious about gay dudes? They are so fundamentally different from straight guys in so many ways, not just their sexuality. I can tell with virtual certainty if someone is gay on twitter with just one post that has nothing to do with sex/relationships. Sometimes I can tell with just their profile pic. Just fascinating.

They're especially interesting if they're brown/black/from a culture where gay pipo are stigmatized and they gotta be lowkey about it. tbf I am attracted to very big girls and embarrassed about it so I can kinda relate to the whole thing of hiding your preferences.

>>216673185
That's not good, is it?

Goodnight /cum/
Goodnight spinny

>>216673216
night bud

>>216673208
I should imagine not. But I guess we’re about to find out. There’s a chance I will win a nobel prize in physics or destroy the world.

You pay taxes to China which they use to fund the Red Army. You realise this right?

Gonna go run over some college students in my car now

>>216673159
This brunette icelandic girl is checking out the whale penises collection

>>216673252
she's too cute to be in the army they must have blackmailed her

>>216673159
Jason would be able to take this massive whale dick

>>216673274
>she

>>216673159
How am I supposed to compete with the fucking whales man? I'm just a frail white boy with a little dick

https://youtube.com/shorts/e0V1HEKQJ5k?si=eC6xWFIrVAvh5tOF

I need a cigarette bad. Pic not related but still informative.

>>216673318
wat pic

>>216673252
mc1r gene I used to have auburn hair and freckles, then it just went away

>>216673318
i need dick really bad

>>216673380
why are you such a porn addict???

>>216673393
i want to suck your little amerimutt penis until you squirt baby juice

I like picking scabs and eating them

>>216673333
Dem quads make me even sadder for the confusion.
>>216673333
Erase pic from your mind, get it right the fuck out and replace with vid

Pic unrelated.

And I’m almost out of nicotine gum.
>>216673380
>unzips dick

>A WORLD OF LIGHT
>SHE'S GONNA OPEN OUR EYES UP

why are women evil?

>>216673430
I am whiter than you, ahmed

I'm whiter than all of you I have red hair, freckles and blue eyes

>>216673458
Genesis 3:6

>>216673487
red hair means you're 2nd class white sorry

I COULD NEVER TOUCH YOUUUUUU
I think itd be wrong
I'VE GOT YOUR LEEEETTER
youve got my song

Forgot pic, the unrelated one

>>216673461
i believe u

>>216673487
I have blond hair, blue eyes, and an almost German last name

>>216673568
sam my beloved

>>216673556
I literally look like PewDiePie

you look like...some ayrab. disgusting!

I only listen to real music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=989-7xsRLR4

>>216673598
are u ugly tho? i don’t associate with uggos

>>216673568
The only episode of this show that I can remember is the one where the brown girl ate a special candy bar that made her grow bigger and bigger muscles. I remember this because I’m a sick fuck. I’m sick in the head and I’m a degenerate sick fuck type guy.

ayo u mad yboi??

Every time you masturbate to completion white genocide is secured.

>>216673644
she's kinda ugly thoughever

>>216673651
fuck garfield gonn' do?

>>216673651
why this cate look like an aylium tho fr??

>>216673668
They all have the exact same face

>>216673721
buuut she's brown and that's gross

I'm doomed

>>216672977
I'd like to see Trump and Hegseth and the Admin as war time leadership. Much like FDR and Marshall

>>216673757
I was born in 1994

>>216673732
You need to start thinking more colonial

>>216673783
..ok?

>>216673783
Unc alert!

>>216673757
what was the world cup like

Only Built 4 Cuban Pete

>>216673805
meant for this nigga>>216673783

>>216673801
The Icelandic is a skinny prepubescent
owo

>>216673756
there's a reason they're bombing all those drug boats from south america btw

>>216673838
I was born in 1996 and i'm repulsive inside and out

>>216673844
and its a good thing

I’m bisquick

>>216673847
must suck not getting some icepussy living in iceland

*explodes liquid cheese sauce out of my tits*

>>216673847
You're not Icelandic either and yet on my head

>>216673757
damn...

>>216673887
What exactly are you trying to say?

>>216673871
you just know

>I was born in 1996
daycare is down the hall and to the right.

>>216673905
I'm drunk

go to sleep

>>216673941
I have insomnia

>>216673906
that she's japanese?

>>216673914
Sweet. I'm gonna make the daycare worker change my diaper

>>216673941
I can't ignore the loneliness

>>216673841
I am the walrus

>>216673955
I couldn't fucking tell from the all the white makeup

>>216674016
u jus a dum nigga fr

I’mb so phucken gayyyy!

Agghhh FUCK

>>216673960
I don't get what the point of life is if you don't have friends and a girlfriend

>>216673941
i got four more. i'm not done yet.

Did the ebt apocalypse even happen?

>>216674053
I can't help you with that

>>216674042
College gay

>>216674061
dems cucked sadly and ended their shutdown

bit disappointed, I wanted to see fat niggas rioting

>>216674062
It was a rhetorical question

The last time I spoke to my dad before he died I almost told him "I wish I was never born" and I think if I had it would've haunted me for the rest of my life.

>>216674061
Yes. Hundreds of thousands of 400lb food stamp recipients have already starved to death

goodnight

>>216674088
adofl hitler

>>216674077
Can't help. I'm rhetorded

Mwahahahaha
https://youtu.be/Mbwk228vtkg

>>216674088
some very obese guy in like...1920s England wanted to lose weight so he just didn't eat for a year apparently. pretty impressive

>>216674134
https://youtu.be/_m0bI82Rz_k?si=iXMFNTi0SyH6hfjY
I hate music

>>216674142
Yeah. It was 382 days and he consumed yeast, vitamins and minerals to prevent malnutrition. Somehow he managed to survive refeeding despite getting no instructions on how to successfully do it

>>216674074
>>216674088
Weren't the gibs cut off already? And still no riots?

>>216674248
The demonrats caved. Funding is coming back

I didn't drink all the beer. That progress

I was meant for a smaller, less complicated world than modern society

I like looking at nice hands

>>216674323
Something like a cage with a running wheel in it

>>216674323
https://youtu.be/216YJKbber8?si=bprCVlSROlbdWaG2

I like looking at nice butts. We can't always get what we want though can we

>>216674191
happy world war 1 anniversary, america liberated europe from germany

whatever girl

If this post begins in a 2, I will go to bed

>>216674496
Goodnight desertwizard

At 30 years old, not being loved or wanted by anyone is starting to take a toll

>>216674533
Yeah, long-term loneliness feels extremely bad

It's lonely at the top
The top of this pile of shit we call life, that is

Can you make Knuckles punch in Sonic 3

>>216674496
it's practical, too. two or three flasks of water balanced in that hat.

I'm almost 29 KHTV and I feel fine.

>>216674691
i was fine before too, it hit me at 30 when i realized there were a lot of experiences I'm just never, ever going to have because its now impossible

>KHTV
Kissless Huggless Toothless Virgin

>>216674712
Lol

>>216674710
So?

Being in 2024, ~12.7% of US adults aged 30–34 reported being virgins (CDC NHIS data, 2023–2024). That's roughly 1 in 8.

>>216674710
how did you not realize that before? i'm a 29yo almost wizard and that reality set in fully about a year ago, but i had known it since probably 24.
i'm sure it will set in again and again throughout life but i've already accepted it for the most part.

Cracking a 4am beer bought on a credit card I'm never going to have the means to pay off

vacuum cleaner bag

Had an unironic truth nuke realization the other night but I forgot what it was

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15368184&tags=fendravr

meanwhile trannies on vr chat

>>216674893
he cute!

>>216674850
https://youtu.be/6_4JOloUEhM?si=99ssJGo-PWWn7-Ov&t=230

"Disabled" could make for a good title for a short horror story

>>216675014
Or it could be the title of a disney 3d animation about a wheelchair bound princess

>>>/gif/29756123

this is gonna be me in like 4 to 5 years

I have a faint need to poop but it's too late, hopefully I don't drop any logs in my sleep

>>216675069
Is this the same guy who eats and drinks his poo and pee

>>216675110
UUUGHH
....
UUGHH
....

Yoshi Boba

>>216675132
Momo can get the penis

im working from bed everyday and you can’t stop me

>>216675168
*pours coffee on your computer*
Now what

>>216675168
*stabs you*

>>216675168
*kisses you on the lips*

I'm so excited to eat my diarrhea for y'all

>>216675153
always loved brown hair brown eyed olive skinned girls

i am a disabled welfare princess

Drinking eggnog.

Imagine eating this good

>>216675270
>disabled
Botched bottom surgery?

My wife.

>>216675303
Cheese sandwiches, nice

>>216675303
Did you drop them in dirt?

>>216675400
Love how retarded she looks

>>216675303
Seriously thought these were some turds on toilet paper at first

Need a back rub

Bombadboclaat

I keep hearing about denmark's strict migration policies
Apparently the built a Lego brick wall on their borders

Falling asleep at six, hopefully I'll wake up no later than twelve

HEAFCLIFF IT'S ME CAFY, I'VE COME HOME
>>216675710
Word, brother. I told my mum tonight to get me up at before noon. It's 2am right now.

Larks' tongues in aspic

>>216675710
Based Maritime anon.

Easy Money

>>216675822
I’VE COME HOME, I’M SO COOOOHOOOLD

When you drink the perfect amount of beer, so when you stop you have just enough in your system to keep feeling good as your body continues to process the alcohol
It's like throwing a paper airplane just right, or skipping a stone all the way across the lake

I hate having hot feet at night. I take my socks off on all but the coldest of nights.
>>216675931
Not that hard.

>>216675931
feels more to me like settling the scales. but the other has the slow drop of a waterfall. going to have to find some new stones, soon.

>>216677288
>>216677288
New