ITT: Military parades that were unironically better than Trump's - /k/ (#63837446) [Archived: 854 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:41:43 AM No.63837446
Franco victory parade
Franco victory parade
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Let's come with a definitive list.

Hard mode: No Russia, China, or North Korea

LEGENDARY mode: No Nazi Germany

I'll start, the Madrid Victory Parade celebrating the Nationalist Victory in the Spanish Civil War, featuring over 100,000 troops participating and 400,000 civilian attendees. What makes this spectacle particularly impressive is that it was held on May 19, 1939. The Spanish Civil War had ended less than two months earlier, with Madrid being the last stronghold to fall on March 28. Everything, including the triumphal arch you see here, was put together in a mere six weeks.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:52:34 AM No.63837486
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>>63837446 (OP)
Italy had its yearly parade two weeks ago, which while not overly pretentious was pretty good: you had a bit of everything, from silly historical uniforms, marching bands, alpine troops marching in snow uniforms in june, spec ops guys in buggys, some tanks, and chicks in uniforms that actually looked good
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:04:17 AM No.63837513
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>>63837486
dumping a bit of stuff to maybe get the thread started
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:06:06 AM No.63837517
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>>63837513
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:07:10 AM No.63837520
2Giu24-4
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>>63837517
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:08:35 AM No.63837524
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>>63837520
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:11:27 AM No.63837541
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>>63837446 (OP)
>LEGENDARY mode: No Nazi Germany
Current-day Spain.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:12:23 AM No.63837547
>>63837446 (OP)
It has been understood even since Roman times that having a military parade to celebrate winning a CIVIL WAR is extremely tacky and classless. Even Caesar at the height of his popularity was jeered by crowds for this.
Did Franco try to make out that the entire Republican cause was nothing but the Stalinists or something?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:12:28 AM No.63837550
>>63837520
Kino
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:18:32 AM No.63837570
>>63837446 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtX-na5rZy0
more effort was put into commemorating germanys deployment of troops in lithuania
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:22:26 AM No.63837582
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>>63837446 (OP)
90% of pride parades are better than the abomination from yesterday
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:25:07 AM No.63837593
>>63837582
Ultimately nobody gave a fuck about this parade except Trump himself who probably only ordered it on a whim and wanted to go home 15 mins in
There's no saving an event when none of the people putting it on care
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:31:39 AM No.63837618
>>63837593
He got a bag these days, so he can sleep and piss wherever.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:34:54 AM No.63837626
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picrel has been /k/ for the past two days all because the "wrong" guy was president during the Army's 250th birthday.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:35:44 AM No.63837631
>>63837517
those drysuits are very cool
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:35:50 AM No.63837632
>>63837446 (OP)
>better than Trump's
Rent free.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:36:50 AM No.63837640
>>63837626
That wrong guy ruined a special event for the army and couldnโ€™t organize a good parade. The execution is horrible and it blatant that itโ€™s not mainly for the birthday of the army. Lost potential of becoming a good parade for the sake of stroking one manโ€™s ego.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:37:02 AM No.63837642
>>63837626
I hate JewSA regardless of whoโ€™s its president
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:38:02 AM No.63837643
>>63837626
>why does /k/ hate the retard who kneels to russia instead of going for the dagger and who selected an even bigger retard as SecDef who is cutting programs and requisitions needed to combat China

geez I fucking wonder
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:38:22 AM No.63837646
>>63837640
Literally proving my point. The tanks rolling through DC were fucking cool and you're loser.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:39:14 AM No.63837648
>>63837626
I'm not American, I couldn't give less of a shit who is the current nigger lover-in-chief. The parade looked like ass, especialy from a "people" (if you even can be called that) that prides itself on being all about spectacle, "go big or go home" and all that shit
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:39:23 AM No.63837649
>>63837643
>Nooooo!!! MY MIC graft!!!!
Lockmart shill go home
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:39:46 AM No.63837650
>>63837646
It lacks soul and there is no love from the equipment to troops and the audience. Itโ€™s better to do something else for the birthday.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:40:32 AM No.63837652
Pionnier-legion
Pionnier-legion
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>>63837643
>>63837640
Ignore troll, post kino instead
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:40:48 AM No.63837654
>>63837649
>grift
My dude, the administration is literally MIC shit.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:40:54 AM No.63837655
>>63837626
Your parade sucks, regardless of what Jewish plant is ethnically replacing your mutt populace, moron
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:41:01 AM No.63837657
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>>63837646
TACO disagrees
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:42:12 AM No.63837661
>>63837640
>>63837642
>>63837643
>>63837648
>>63837650
>>63837655
>>63837657
>weapons and military equipment are cool actually
>anon says on the weapons and military equipment board
>instant seethe
This board is a fucking joke
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:43:34 AM No.63837666
>>63837661
Weapons are cool, but its a detriment if there is no love to that weapon. Itโ€™s a soulless/empty husk. Equipment and military deserves love and enthusiasm.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:44:09 AM No.63837672
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>>63837631
I'm not sure if they are meant to be repros of what Italian frogmen wore during ww2 or if it's more modern equipment. The manned torpedo is 100% ww2 stuff tho
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:45:43 AM No.63837676
Trump didnโ€™t have a parade, that was the Armyโ€™s 250th anniversary parade. As we all saw the Trump admin obviously did not put in a lot of effort into it.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:46:28 AM No.63837677
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>>63837661
Yeah cool weapons bro
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:48:18 AM No.63837687
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Messieurs, je vous en prie...
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:48:47 AM No.63837690
>>63837677
Comfy high school marching band vibes
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:50:57 AM No.63837702
>>63837677
thats just awful
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:53:13 AM No.63837707
>>63837687
>>63837652
The froggies always had solid parade aesthetic
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:54:52 AM No.63837710
>>63837677
Americans can't march.
This is how it's supposed to be done.
https://youtu.be/ud79U1KvaDY?t=6706
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:55:50 AM No.63837714
1586765291_pervyj-polk-spahi-na-parade-v-den-vzjatija-bastilii-14-ijulja-2012-goda
>>63837707
indeed
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:57:26 AM No.63837720
>>63837714
the capes are too thick. they're like horse blankets
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:58:28 AM No.63837723
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>>63837714
Good regiment-specific uniforms too (pic related is mountain troops)
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:00:08 AM No.63837730
>>63837582
mmm zesty
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:01:06 AM No.63837734
>>63837714
even the uglier ones look cooler with a cape
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:06:00 AM No.63837757
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:14:09 AM No.63837784
evzones-parade
evzones-parade
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>>63837723
I love silly yet kino parade uniforms
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:18:32 AM No.63837793
>>63837676
They should've done it in the style of the Roman Triumph, with Pete Hegseth riding in Trump's limo and screaming at him the whole time about how the damn thing is a waste of time and money meant to be spent on transforming the armed forces into a lean, mean machine.

Change my mind.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:56:37 AM No.63837932
>>63837446 (OP)
Much more interesting to come up with parades unironically worse than that orange abomination

Hard mode: no India
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:04:27 PM No.63837954
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>>63837932
for your consideration, here's Belgium. I know that we can't pretend too much from a country that exists only to provide Germany and France a place to fight their wars on, but come on...
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:06:07 PM No.63837956
>>63837954
Comedy show vibe, but if real, a very worthy candidate
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:07:09 PM No.63837959
>>63837626
/k/ is full of /pol/ tourists that hate America, go figure.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:10:46 PM No.63837967
>>63837959
give me one reason not to hate america, tho
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:12:11 PM No.63837973
>>63837967
Why would I care about what some brown /pol/ user thinks?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:13:33 PM No.63837976
>>63837973
>does not even make an attempt, instant boilerplate /k/ope
good choice imo
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:16:24 PM No.63837987
>>63837976
>/k/ope
You might as well just agree with me that you're a brown /pol/shill lmfao, you have no tact.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:01 PM No.63837998
>>63837987
don't reach for the boilerplate and you will not be labelled, it's that simple
you were smart to concede quickly, so this shouldn't be hard for you
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:09 PM No.63838002
>>63837998
Thanks for admitting you're an angry brown from /pol/
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:46 PM No.63838017
>>63838002
>quick concession first, but now second thoughts, can't let go
just go for the
>muh ESL
/k/ope already and I'll stop bullying you
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:01 PM No.63838036
>>63837677

Why don't they use the marching style seen in this video?

https://youtube.com/shorts/C-BToNMA5K0?si=nDxS6uRNwqrYUB7O
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:35:00 PM No.63838040
>>63837626
THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY COINBASE
>*anti war song starts blasting*
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:13 PM No.63838060
>>63838036
Those guys are part of a particular unit whose whole job is to do that highly specific march over and over.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:50:04 PM No.63838079
>>63838060
The marching style of the honor guard, however, shows that the United States Army does have its own distinctive marching style. That style should be used consistently in parade marches as well, since it has already been developed.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:54:30 PM No.63838092
>>63837677
they march like prisoners of war tbqh.
if only the US army was as bad as it looks
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:12 PM No.63838134
>>63837520
>Parade with backpacks
Someone has pissed off the commander
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:02 PM No.63838145
Someone post the Indian parade with the guy rotating on a pedestal with binoculars, you know the one.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:39 PM No.63838220
Brits do good parades
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPomiIGSEGM
very crisp marching
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:30:55 PM No.63838226
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>>63838145
Here you go bruv
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:57:14 PM No.63838322
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>>63837626
Anon, your post is thoroughly a cope. It relies on a personal assumption of yours, and hence has as its primary function making yourself feel better.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:11:53 PM No.63838383
>>63837517
why showing a ww2 weapon used by le ebil fascists to attack (((our allies))) ?
Srsly, a military coup when ? That would solve literally everything overnight.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:31:06 PM No.63838470
>>63837513
What is it with Yuro SOFs and permanently frowning the second they put on a face mask ?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:10:01 PM No.63838640
>>63837720
>elbows too pointy
It's a ceremonial burnou, traditionally worn by Arab and Berber men in North Africa and part of the Spahi uniform, you uncultured swine.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spahi
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:12:08 PM No.63838652
why do they hate us 1637561746211
why do they hate us 1637561746211
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>>63837959
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:14:17 PM No.63838661
>>63837677
>tfw you're 15 years old and walking like your crush is looking at you
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:18:07 PM No.63838676
>>63837626
>SPONSORED BY COINBASE
If that's the "coolest thing ever" then fucking kill me now
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:19:06 PM No.63838683
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>>63837954
>>63837956
Very impressive, try this one for size
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:49:09 PM No.63838865
>No one posting Chile
They mog all those in Hard Mode because they use Prussian Style
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:03:29 PM No.63838943
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:07:11 PM No.63838961
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>>63837446 (OP)
Mexico has pretty good military parades.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:12:56 PM No.63838987
>>63837446 (OP)
For starters, the U.S. military parade from the Obama era was a million times better than this shit. As matter of fact, it serves well for the armyโ€™s birthday than the actual birthday event.
https://youtu.be/unHaJLuFNfA?feature=shared
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:13:03 PM No.63838990
>>63838683
Can't tell if it's an Angolan war dance or they're freezing in the Russian winter.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:13:49 PM No.63838996
>>63838652
>Houthi simp mad
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:15:50 PM No.63839009
>>63838990
Monkey see monkey do quite literally
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:17:33 PM No.63839019
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>>63837446 (OP)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:18:12 PM No.63839020
>>63838683
>doing a weird tribal warrior dance in Russia
Seriously why? Did they just do it for the lolz? Did the Russians tell them to do it?
Angolans are perfectly capable of doing normal military marches at home.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:19:05 PM No.63839025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hAg8MsG30M
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:19:33 PM No.63839028
>>63837626
Anon, the parade was very bad, you don't have to pretend that it was amazing, just because you like that Trump was the president. It would have been shit under any other president as well.
It's okay for a parade to be bad and it's okay to not have a parade. Because the job of a military is combat, it's logistics. It's not putting on a show.

The capability to host a fun military parades does not offer any operational advantage whatsoever.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:20:35 PM No.63839033
>>63837690
A high school marching band would do better, because they actually march.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:21:59 PM No.63839036
>>63839028
The issue is that because people can't ignore their political brainrot intrustive thoughts we get an endless cavalcade of people hating it because of orange man or saying it was actually really good because of orange man. I agree that it was forgettable and honestly it would have been better if they planned it around the 4th of July when people actually have time off, not on Father's Day weekend, but I get why they did it now.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:22:19 PM No.63839040
where is the one where the giga nigger is doing pushups on the truck?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:23:14 PM No.63839046
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>>63837446 (OP)
>tfw the coolest part was when the camera bugged out
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:23:45 PM No.63839049
>>63838961
True
I was watching this just a few minutes ago, talk about a coincidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgaTi5Yw9Yo
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:24:07 PM No.63839054
>>63839040
Algeria, I can't find the webm though
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:25:18 PM No.63839059
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>>63837932
obligatory
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:26:10 PM No.63839066
>>63839059
Is it even a real military parade if it isn't a little bit gay?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:28:41 PM No.63839087
As a Frog it pains me to admit it, but Bongs military parades look good
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7QzB1pbMDBU
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:30:54 PM No.63839095
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>>63839059
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:31:18 PM No.63839100
>>63839059
Now this is what I'm talking about
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:31:45 PM No.63839102
As a Frog it pains me to admit it, but Bongs military parades look good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vElNSk2grI8
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:34:25 PM No.63839117
>>63839059
>>63839095
Laugh all you want now but when you see this shit coming att you full speed with rage laughing will be the last thing on your mind
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:35:18 PM No.63839121
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>>63837547
>It has been understood even since Roman times that having a military parade to celebrate winning a CIVIL WAR is extremely tacky and classless.

Huh?

>Having ended the wars, he celebrated five triumphs, four in a single month, but at intervals of a few days, after defeating Scipio and another on defeating Pompeyโ€™s sons. The first and most splendid was the Gallic triumph, the next the Alexandrian, then the Pontic, after that the African, and finally the Spanish, each differing from the rest in its equipment and display of spoils. As he rode through the Velabrum on the day of his Gallic triumph, the axle of his chariot broke, and he was all but thrown out; and he mounted the Capitol by torchlight, with forty elephants bearing lamps on his right and his left. In his Pontic triumph he displayed among the show-pieces of the procession an inscription of but three words, โ€œI came, I saw, I conquered,โ€ not indicating the events of the war, as the others did, but the speed with which it was finished.

-Suetonius
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:35:44 PM No.63839125
As much as I hate Russia and NK their parades are best when is comes to modern parades.
Nazi Germany takes the prize though.
Replies: >>63839149
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:35:49 PM No.63839127
>>63839117
>full speed with rage
The trains would pick them off before they cross any border, the apex predator keeps them in check.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:37:30 PM No.63839136
>>63839059
Kek there we go

>>63839102
Why would it pain you frogbro
We are the only nations on earth where parade drill doesn't seem like a sad larp or wannabe tough man shit, and actually stems from historical usage
You compare this where they pivot in formation, form into line and stay cohesive throughout to the retarded gopnik/chink shit where all they care about is goose stepping as wildly as possible and failing their arms in unison for some reason
Replies: >>63839199
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:38:31 PM No.63839142
>>63839102
Aussie parades look nice too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8uc1kDsDAY
Replies: >>63839191 >>63839219
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:39:51 PM No.63839149
>>63839125
>all hail grorious reader, rook at har ruff we arr word
No, goose stepping theatrics is dumb as fuck and parade piece vehicles is dumb as fuck
Replies: >>63839172
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:41:31 PM No.63839163
>>63839121
Everything Caesar did after his victory was considered extremely tasteless at the time and contributed to his assassination. Thereโ€™s a reason why Octavian focused on the Cleopatra angle so hard later. He wanted to make sure his war against Anthony would be framed as a war against Egypt and Cleopatra first and foremost and that his triumph was for a victory over Egypt.
Replies: >>63839208 >>63840656
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:41:33 PM No.63839164
>>63839054
Bruh
>>63839059
Replies: >>63839218
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:43:19 PM No.63839172
>>63839149
>No, goose stepping theatrics is dumb as fuck and parade piece vehicles is dumb as fuck
In my personal opinion, a parade should be a show of force. Massive amounts of tech, special forces in full gear, and maybe some royal cavalry like the Brits do.
Basically a "don't fuck with us". None of the bounding norks, tanks with more AA missiles on top than hours of crew life expectancy, etc.
Replies: >>63839218
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:44:56 PM No.63839191
>>63839142
There is no better looking military headwear than the slouch hat.
Replies: >>63839212
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:46:05 PM No.63839199
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>>63839136
>We are the only nations on earth where parade drill doesn't seem like a sad larp or wannabe tough man shit, and actually stems from historical usage
You're right rosbeef, than you for your wise words
You're the best enemies we've ever had, I wouldn't change you for anyone else in that role
Replies: >>63839252
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:47:53 PM No.63839208
>>63839163
>Everything Caesar did after his victory was considered extremely tasteless at the time

Well, he was a champion of the plebs...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:48:13 PM No.63839212
>>63839191
Agreed
Waltzing Matilda sounds very good as a military march too imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amt3j_pan24
Replies: >>63839219
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:49:38 PM No.63839218
>>63839164
Bruh? It got posted after I said I couldn't find it

>>63839172
>show of force
Nah, that's literally the third world approach
Parades are about historical traditionalist, for regiments to fly honors they gained in battles centuries past, to instill discipline in the troops and give them pride in the uniforms that they wear, that represent the uniforms their ancestors wore and to make them feel a part of something greater than some guy in multicam slotting thirdies, and of course to give the public a day to enjoy and feel a bit of national and historical pride also
It shouldn't be an attempt to show strength, why do you need to try and act tough to your own public?
>walk softly and carry a big stick
Replies: >>63839306
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:49:42 PM No.63839219
>>63839142
>>63839212
It's impressive how British Australia still is, at elast in some aspects
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:50:18 PM No.63839222
>>63837784
>silly
Traditional. Not meant to conform to modern standards.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:50:43 PM No.63839228
NATO's armies spend more time training than practicing for parades.
Replies: >>63839270 >>63839306
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:53:25 PM No.63839252
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>>63839199
Pierre you have always been the greatest of enemies, and the best of friends
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:53:30 PM No.63839253
The good about the US parade: Historical units showing a timeline of the Army
The bad: Sponsor fellating, annoying narration and rock music instead of actual military songs.
250 years of tradition and it was barely tapped into. I won't even expect precision marching because the US has very few ceremonial units that put the effort into it, but a band off to the side playing marches from past eras should have been included.
Replies: >>63839317 >>63849582
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:56:44 PM No.63839270
>>63839228
Nigga marching is a basic drill. Someone post the cadets from that "parade". They marched just fine.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:57:05 PM No.63839275
Parade of the Vanquished, 1944
Parade of the Vanquished, 1944
md5: 4aa552d5f6f0a99fa4b5577447515ae4๐Ÿ”
>>63837677
>>63838092
Yeah.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-nbDIqBi0lA
Replies: >>63844760
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:00:25 PM No.63839306
I may be biased as I am a Frog myself, but the 14th of July (nobody calls it Bastille Day here) parade is one of the best looking in the World
The fact it takes place on the "most beautiful avenue in the whole world" helps a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgeLhCkFBwI
>>63839228
There are a lot of NATO/democratic countries with both great traning and great parades
The idea that military parades=authoritarian shithole is very American. Dozens of developed nations have regular and great looking military parades
The real difference is that in countries like the UK or France, parades are a way to keep tradition alive, strengthen esprit de corps among soldiers and foster patriotism and good opinion of the armed forces among the civilians
Meanwhile in China or russia, it's little more than "my dick is bigger" contest
>>63839218 explained it well
Replies: >>63839915
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:02:08 PM No.63839317
>>63839253
>The bad: Sponsor fellating
I disagree, turning everything into a business is quintessentially American
Replies: >>63839339
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:05:21 PM No.63839339
>>63839317
Neocon =/= American.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:06:00 PM No.63839345
>>63837677
Jesus Christ were the instructor to keep their arms perfectly still
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:16:15 PM No.63839422
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>>63839036
It also would have felt a lot more Army Birthday if it didnโ€™t look like this. Hang photos of Iwa Jima flag raising, Omaha Beach, former generals or MoH recipients.
Replies: >>63839700 >>63840054 >>63840276
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:20:11 PM No.63839456
>>63837677
>green berets don't give two fucks about JROTC skills like marching in a parade
Wow imagine my surprise!!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:48:45 PM No.63839696
>>63839009
It reminds me of NZ Haka.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:49:04 PM No.63839700
anime-laugh
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md5: b303d44b893a928f1330972d7ac328de๐Ÿ”
>>63839422
>Army birthday
>Iwo Jima flag raising
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:54:49 PM No.63839753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuVyuMxWYRU
Replies: >>63839778
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:55:54 PM No.63839763
>>63839059
>>63839095
Unironically these two. They at least manage to be unintentionally comical instead of just pathetic.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:56:38 PM No.63839768
>>63838961
>be me, frogcadet
>go on a 2 months exchange to the Mexican military academy
>they do 1 to 2 hours of parade drills EVERY DAY
>EVERY wednesday they have a full on actual parade during a 2 hours ceremony, with horses, synchronized volley fires and so on

They absolutely can have good military parades, that's literally what they spend most of their time drilling, without exageration.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:57:50 PM No.63839778
>>63839753
>Indian bagpipes
what in fucks name
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:58:36 PM No.63839784
All the frenchies and europoors ITT should remember that If It wasn't for us, they would be speaking german right now, maybe a little bit of japanese too.
Replies: >>63839869 >>63858513
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:01:49 PM No.63839808
The parade was fine, and there's nothing wrong with advertising products on It, It's to strenghten our MIC, which has been retaken from biden and the globalists and is now serving the interests of the american people.
Replies: >>63839875
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:07:10 PM No.63839846
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md5: 0421a3fb763dda2110a2b091765b3ec0๐Ÿ”
Out of all the global superpowers throughout history America really is the lamest
Replies: >>63839858
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:07:20 PM No.63839849
>>63837677
why would they do this
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:08:57 PM No.63839858
>>63839846
If the parade was "lame" It's only because Trump Is working hard to fix biden's mistakes, and he didn't have enough time to prepare It.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:10:18 PM No.63839869
>>63839784
and without the frenchies you should remember that you'd still be subjects of His Majesty Charles the Third.
Replies: >>63839876
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:11:40 PM No.63839875
Long-Range-Hypersonic-Weapon-Dark-Eagle-1024x683-1-1
>>63839808
>no dark eagle
>no prsm
>no land based tomahawk like the one they showed us 3 years ago
yawn
nice propaganda there retardbro
Replies: >>63839883
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:11:51 PM No.63839876
>>63839869
Who the fuck Is that?
I don't care for your fake europoor history.
Replies: >>63839886
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:12:13 PM No.63839880
>Pikachu marches in absolute lock-step
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WnZyxp_Wo

Apparently they also had mew attend in a truck.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:13:04 PM No.63839883
>>63839875
You are an ungrateful europoor shill. We should just pull out of NATO at this point, dying for your kind Is not worth It.
Replies: >>63839903
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:13:27 PM No.63839886
Surrender_of_Lord_Cornwallis
Surrender_of_Lord_Cornwallis
md5: 8365e8d92fcec6026b632a8c3eed48b4๐Ÿ”
>>63839876
You obviously don't care about your own americunt history, so it's no wonder.
Replies: >>63839890
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:14:08 PM No.63839890
>>63839886
We have more history than you, because we are actually a superpower.
Replies: >>63840077
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:15:16 PM No.63839896
>>63837626
The parade was ass basically no sense of coordinating for marching, bored troops not even in dress or gear half the time, fucking sponsored by Coinbase
Replies: >>63839912
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:15:45 PM No.63839900
>63839890
sure buddy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:15:59 PM No.63839903
john patriot
john patriot
md5: 61319e6e5e3f063bbd7199de280514d4๐Ÿ”
>>63839883
yeah you should do that, mr john florida from florida oblast
Replies: >>63839919 >>63841274 >>63847385 >>63847385 >>63847400 >>63847594 >>63857308
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:16:53 PM No.63839912
>>63839896
The parade was amazing, no matter how much you seethe
Replies: >>63840023 >>63840032
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:17:34 PM No.63839915
>>63839306
>The real difference is that in countries like the UK or France, parades are a way to keep tradition alive, strengthen esprit de corps among soldiers and foster patriotism and good opinion of the armed forces among the civilians
I'm a bong but I think the USA can and should have that too. They have done a lot of military shit in the time they've been around.

Was it all like >>63837677 ?

The problem with this parade, as I see it:
1. Trump is a circus act - anything he does will inspire partizan politics. You will have people hate him for the parade and hate the parade because of him.
2. The soldiers here looked genuinely uncomfortable with themselves and what they were doing. It might reflect the whole military climate there. I am no expert but I hear of wokeism, recruiting troubles due to youngsters caring less than ever before, a bad public image and so on. And so the guys here looked like they were lost. They were ambling around rather than marching. Why? Is marching and looking all traditionally army bad PR? The music, the sponsor shit that people are talking about? Not traditional. They should have turned up and been like "We're the goddamn US armed forces check out our history of being disciplined, aggressive and existing to fight." And proceeded to do drill like professional armies always have, have military march music like always, looked confident and like they were comfortable with being a fighting force and an almost reactionary institution grounded and steeped in their own history and tradition. Chest out, shoulders back and all that shit. Carrying their weapons.

The officers and planners who allowed >>63837677
to happen should get grilled. That shit is bad PR.
Replies: >>63839952 >>63840233 >>63840545 >>63857496
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:18:18 PM No.63839919
>>63839903
>pic
holy mother of cope
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:18:55 PM No.63839922
IMG_9019
IMG_9019
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>>63837710
Americans can but only at victory parades
Replies: >>63839950 >>63839957
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:22:17 PM No.63839935
>>63837976
Back to leftypol, you genetic failure of a terminally online 50 year old greasy, obese, balbing manchild. You Will Never Be A Woman; You Will Never Have A Uterus; You Will Never Give Birth.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:24 PM No.63839946
>>63837954
You're comparing cadets with an elite unit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:56 PM No.63839950
>>63839922
Oh, so thats the problem. Americans haven't won a war since WW2.
Replies: >>63839958 >>63839961
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:24:28 PM No.63839952
>>63839915
To be frank, it all seemed very improvised at the last moment.
To compare with the organization of a 14th of July parade (because it's what I know), material preparations for the units involved can start a few months in advance for the vehicles that will participate, the units involved know very long in advance that they'll participate so they can organize without impacting their normal activities too much, and there's a good 7 to 10 days of intense drills for everyone in the run up to the actual parade.

Seems to me the troops on parade seldom do parade drills, and maybe rehearsed the parade once or twice beforehand.
Seems very much like a last minute idea.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:25:26 PM No.63839957
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>>63839922
The present American military can't even lock their steps
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:25:45 PM No.63839958
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>>63839950
America never lost a war, shill
Replies: >>63839961 >>63844833
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:26:20 PM No.63839961
>>63839950
My interpretation is that the soldiers just didn't give a shit about this orange idiot making them dance like monkeys.

>>63839958
Back to kremlin
Replies: >>63840621
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:32:14 PM No.63840023
>>63839912
>amazing
If youโ€™re retarded
Replies: >>63840052
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:33:06 PM No.63840032
>>63839912
is this your first parade? honest question
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:35:27 PM No.63840052
>>63840023
Democrat globalist shill
Replies: >>63840088
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:35:33 PM No.63840054
>>63839422
>city 17
Replies: >>63840087
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:38:34 PM No.63840077
>>63839890
>barely 300yo country talking to a +1000yo country
Kid, shut up and do your homework.
Replies: >>63840082
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:39:34 PM No.63840082
>>63840077
America built europe.
Replies: >>63840103
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:40:01 PM No.63840087
>>63840054
>Welcome, folks, really โ€” welcome. Itโ€™s great to have you here. City 17 โ€” beautiful city, tremendous city โ€” one of the best. I personally chose it as the capital of whatโ€™s left, because I have an eye for greatness. People are saying it's the best-run city, very efficient. Very clean. We got rid of the bad elements, believe me.

>Now, I know some of you are new โ€” relocated, they say. Transferred. And that's okay. Weโ€™re doing big things, folks. Huge things. Weโ€™ve partnered with the Combine โ€” very powerful allies, the best โ€” and some people donโ€™t get it, but theyโ€™re helping us make Earth great again. Weโ€™ve opened doors to science, to progress. Things you wouldnโ€™t believe. Elevators to the stars, folks. Literal elevators. Tremendous stuff.

>Iโ€™ve heard the complaints โ€” oh yes, the resistance, the so-called โ€˜freedom fighters.โ€™ Not good people. Dangerous. They want chaos, they want anarchy. But weโ€™re not going back to the old days of weak governments and fake leadership. No way. Weโ€™re stronger now. Safer. And you โ€” youโ€™re part of that. Youโ€™re part of something big.

>So be smart. Stay in line. Follow the rules โ€” great rules, by the way. And remember, Iโ€™m watching. I care. And Iโ€™m making sure City 17 stays number one. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Replies: >>63840117
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:40:21 PM No.63840088
>>63840052
I didnโ€™t say damn thing that was political you fucking shit baiting retard
Replies: >>63840097
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:42:05 PM No.63840097
1741667739037744
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>>63840088
You lost btw
Replies: >>63840196
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:42:47 PM No.63840101
>>63837677
If those were our uniforms when i enlisted i legitimately would seriously reconsider, they look so fucking stupid.
Replies: >>63840183
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:42:55 PM No.63840103
>>63840082
That god forsaken land didn't exist until, depending which you like more, the Vikings in 1100's or the Spanish in 1400's found it.
Replies: >>63840116
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:44:32 PM No.63840116
>>63840103
Like I said, I don't care for your fake europoor history
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:44:48 PM No.63840117
>>63840087
kek
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:52:19 PM No.63840163
>>63838943
Party foul! It is universally recognized that no one is trying to compete with North Korea when it comes to parades, the rest of the world has a polite agreement that the real challenge is being the nation they mock the least.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:52:56 PM No.63840169
>>63837677
what does /pol/ always says humiliation ritual ?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:55:01 PM No.63840183
1744100206330993
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md5: 904dc89c773be3ab1149f3e631a08e50๐Ÿ”
>>63840101
it's fine really, it's not ucp but still
Replies: >>63840211
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:57:32 PM No.63840196
>>63840097
What?
Replies: >>63840490
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:00:11 PM No.63840211
>>63840183
What i said goes for UPC as well, i wore BDUs my sweet child.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:03:29 PM No.63840233
>>63839915
Anything Trump touches becomes tacky. Just look at his Trump Tower residence. It's just as tasteless as Savastano's residence in Gomorra. Trump's been up the NY mob's ass for so long he thinks he's one of them, and he's polluting the rest of his country with his despicable world view.

Trump allowed that disaster to happen, no one else. There's not a single person in any military anywhere on the planet who thinks this is acceptable. All it shows is a complete lack of respect.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:11:15 PM No.63840276
>>63839422
I get what you're trying to say but the Army didn't raise the flag at Iwo Jima
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:36:21 PM No.63840459
119498852
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md5: 59aadf667bcf81ed4fc5b0395870bf41๐Ÿ”
>>63837446 (OP)
They really should have copied what the Spanish do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfuzY78HGHI
Replies: >>63840483 >>63840491
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:40:05 PM No.63840483
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>>63840459
gayer than the navy
Replies: >>63840507
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:11 PM No.63840490
>>63840196
It's a bot, probably foreign.
Just ignore it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:22 PM No.63840491
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>>63840459
soul kino
Replies: >>63848864
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:44:19 PM No.63840507
>>63840483
at least they can march in sync.
Replies: >>63840623
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:51:01 PM No.63840545
>>63839915
>Why? Is marching and looking all traditionally army bad PR
It's called "compliance through defiance"
You do everything the person orders you to do, nothing more, nothing less. NO helpful interpretation of order based on context and experience.
The military did NOT fucking want to do this. We do not have parades in front of the President ever, except after winning a major war. That is OUR tradition.
So they did as instructed.
Use your brain friend. So many of the "problems" in the world are features, not bugs, just the recepient you think is intended, isn't.
Replies: >>63841160
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:54:04 PM No.63840563
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>>63837626
Made this yesterday because I was thinking the same exact thing.
Replies: >>63840628
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:04:33 PM No.63840616
Smol Anne
Smol Anne
md5: 084251e0ff8b8b9769ca15b9b1f2fefb๐Ÿ”
>>63837626

Nigga the parade sucked, stop coping.

It was a bad from the get-go, Trump was advised against it by both civilian and military members of his cabinet, the participants were unenthusiastic about participating, and the whole thing got overshadowed by first Israel and Iran going to war, and then people turning out by the millions to protest the fact there was a parade going on.

Just because you voted for Trump doesn't mean you need to agree with everything he does. Nor should you, because a lot of his ideas are terrible.

t. also voted for him
Replies: >>63840627
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:05:38 PM No.63840621
>>63839961
>My interpretation is that the soldiers just didn't give a shit about this orange idiot making them dance like monkeys.
statistically most of them voted for him. I'd imagine its just the fact that they weren't drilled for the parade before hand.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:06:20 PM No.63840623
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>>63840507
speaking of
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:07:27 PM No.63840627
>>63840616
>Nigga the parade sucked, stop coping.
the bradly and M1 part ruled and thats the only part I watched
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:07:28 PM No.63840628
>>63840563
Well someone's easily impressed
Replies: >>63857455
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:09:07 PM No.63840635
>>63840627
If they somehow managed to make tanks and IFV's look lame then this country truly is dead. I pray that day never comes.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:12:48 PM No.63840656
>>63839163
Yeah by Cato. Shut the fuck up Cato.
Replies: >>63840701
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:17:20 PM No.63840685
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>>63840635
it was the gay ass green paint, i assure you
Replies: >>63842529
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:19:37 PM No.63840701
Putin at Victory Parade
Putin at Victory Parade
md5: 8e8cd85fdbb618a44a9ebf6ecbabe029๐Ÿ”
>>63840656

Wasn't Cato already dead by the time Caesar held his Triumph?
Replies: >>63849661
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:25:43 PM No.63840743
milei tanque
milei tanque
md5: 2945cba64e255a3b4681b2383785275f๐Ÿ”
>>63837446 (OP)
priceless
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:09:06 PM No.63840985
>>63840623
>the first staff officer jumped over the other staff officers back
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:19:14 PM No.63841059
>>63839028
Parades happen for the same reason West Point recruits have to learn how to eat at a proper human table and set one. The United States has more decorum than a pigdin savage with a WWII rifle.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:36:53 PM No.63841160
>>63840545
You invented a tradition in your head faggot.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:46:49 PM No.63841222
>>63838990

Why not both
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:50:12 PM No.63841242
>>63839028
>The capability to host a fun military parades does not offer any operational advantage whatsoever.
it also imposes no operational disadvantage whatsoever
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:51:03 PM No.63841245
>>63841242
it does, since it means you are practicing how to do a fun parade instead of doing anything else
Replies: >>63841283
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:51:56 PM No.63841250
>>63839059
>giga nigga is real
I kneel
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:55:29 PM No.63841274
>>63839903

>patriotjosh from Texas oblast
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:57:26 PM No.63841283
>>63841245
yes because people are training all the time and there certainly aren't days if not weeks at a time that the boots are just sitting in barrack getting into all sorts of trouble just to kill time
Replies: >>63841288
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:58:15 PM No.63841288
>>63841283
it is important to have downtime as well
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:01:32 PM No.63841311
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EtX-na5rZy0
Replies: >>63841372
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:02:34 PM No.63841316
>>63841288
why are they having downtime, that doesn't offer any operational advantage what so ever
how is are they going to get better at combat logistics ect. sitting on their ass
Replies: >>63841328
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:04:53 PM No.63841328
>>63841316
R&R gives you an operational advantage.
Replies: >>63841361
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:06:34 PM No.63841342
Argentina 9th of July 2016 parade.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:07:58 PM No.63841349
file
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>>63837446 (OP)
For me it's these cool ass dudes
Replies: >>63841355 >>63841356 >>63844545
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:08:58 PM No.63841355
>>63841349
>war crime unit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:09:00 PM No.63841356
file
file
md5: 81229997910f06979c9a5360e2b425a2๐Ÿ”
>>63841349
look at the SOVL, dude has seen some shit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:09:10 PM No.63841361
>>63841328
the operational advantage of stripper wives, car loans and traffic fatalities
Replies: >>63841367
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:10:00 PM No.63841367
>>63841361
well, they should have those things on site, that'd fix a lot of the problems
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:11:01 PM No.63841372
>>63841311
>guy screaming his lungs out
someone get him a microphone, please
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
6/16/2025, 1:06:52 AM No.63842513
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I'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITRCCZ_x5nU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArFMDnKuEGo
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:11:06 AM No.63842529
>>63840685
nah get the fuck out of here. Fuck tan and the desert wars. Bring back the age of Olive.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:31:31 AM No.63842627
>>63837582
The zestimeter reads 3.6 buckgen, but that's as high as it goes.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:51:00 AM No.63843755
>>63837446 (OP)
Similar to how taking a knee was a form of protest against police brutality, the soldiers not marching in cadence is their own form of protest against Trump and his shitty handling of the government.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:55:12 AM No.63843777
>>63837541
CALIENTE
Replies: >>63844451
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:58:37 AM No.63843798
>>63837784
this almost feels ai generated
i hate this timeline
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:59:28 AM No.63843803
(H22_Parade_of_Self-Defense_Force)_(10218963576)
(H22_Parade_of_Self-Defense_Force)_(10218963576)
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I like the Japanese. Their uniform/style, their actual military songs and also when their bands start playing anime themes.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:39:50 AM No.63844303
>>63837677
To be fair, the US has always had a relaxed marching style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVuGP748ZMo

But these guys are a little out of it yeah. I guess even dark synthwave wouldn't save this one.
Replies: >>63844552
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:43:38 AM No.63844451
>>63843777
Checked
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:01:54 AM No.63844500
Why can't Americans do drill or march in-step?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:25:01 AM No.63844545
>>63841349
>ass dudes
What?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:29:08 AM No.63844552
>>63844303
nonono, the video you posted literally has them walking in sync - they aren't stiff, they don't do weird, incredibly ceremonial movements, but they are walking in sync - lockstep, the bare minimum for something to be a thing for people to look at and not just the most barebones 'uhh walk from point a to b'
the trump pride march had them look in the same direction, at least
Replies: >>63844583
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:46:09 AM No.63844583
>>63844552
>the trump pride march
Heh
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:51:31 AM No.63844594
>>63838134
No, they need to show their role full gear.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:58:41 AM No.63844612
file
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md5: 0a6ff0fa50c1708674e48186690655ab๐Ÿ”
Some more Italian parades:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6jjj08GOOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzipQGuoepg&pp=ygUPcGFyYXRhIDIgZ2l1Z25v
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9-UlFbmzEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuzazfSbtxU (nurses)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqUCerzqW9g (Bersaglieri)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot3L6wi0MsA (Change of the guard Corazzieri, highly recommended)

>>63837677
You can't expect people who have never had a culture of marching and military parades to immediately be good at it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:07:45 AM No.63844636
Thw Trump pride parade sucked because the soldiers were ashamed to be there and it shows. It's fucking self-evident. Allowing our armed forces to be appropriated by this chickenshit New Jersey trash is as bad as all the rainbow flag faggotry we've suffered for the last 20 years.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:08:47 AM No.63844639
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>>63837446 (OP)
pathetic

more people show up for my old high school's football games
Replies: >>63844667
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:12:47 AM No.63844650
>>63837626
How is a mismatch or random units that can't march to save their lives parading under the banner of a cryptoscam advertisement on the 250th anniversary of the US Army the "literal coolest thing ever"?
If anything it's the biggest insult to the US to date.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:18:46 AM No.63844667
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>>63844639
Fake news, it was in the millions. Hell, it was the bigliest turnout ever seen
Replies: >>63848877
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:46:11 AM No.63844760
>>63839275
that march was a full blown war crime. but yeah winners are always right I guess.
Replies: >>63844806 >>63844861
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:00:03 PM No.63844806
>>63844760
yes, pure cruelty. i guess that means the holocaust never happened and nazis have always been the good guys.
Replies: >>63844930
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:01:23 PM No.63844811
>>63837973
because you voiced it?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:01:32 PM No.63844812
>>63837677
this is the aura farming equivalent of a 1932 ukrainian kolkhoz
what the fuck man
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:08:10 PM No.63844833
sovietwomble
sovietwomble
md5: 7c1328a6c8801288c8e6556001e22b28๐Ÿ”
>>63839958
What is the city of Saigon called these days?
Replies: >>63844840 >>63850475
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:09:48 PM No.63844840
>>63844833
>Neeeeerd
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:14:19 PM No.63844861
>>63844760
>winners are always right I guess
Amusingly, for the longest while, the losersโ€”namely, German officersโ€”were allowed to write the history of the eastern front. Understandably, since Soviet archives weren't exactly accessible during the Cold War, but still. Unsurprisingly, their accounts had conveniently strewn bits of apologia and excuses on why their defeat wasn't their fault.
The 90's and early 2000's were quite the gold rush for historians of that period, as they gained access to Soviet archives and could cross-reference various events, allowing us to see through previous inaccuracies and contradictions, expanding overall understanding of their era.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historiography_of_World_War_II#Eastern_Front
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:33:56 PM No.63844930
>>63844806
>holocaust never happened
Correct.
Replies: >>63846421
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:18:47 PM No.63846421
>>63844930
Saying that is illegal here. Yay, finally freedom of speach!
Replies: >>63847107
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:30:22 PM No.63847107
>>63846421
>anon is russian
Im so so sorry, anon
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:36:38 PM No.63847164
deebly goncerned
deebly goncerned
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>>63847107
Nah.
https://oikeusministerio.fi/hanke?tunnus=OM191:00/2023
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:02:19 PM No.63847321
>>63839033
Was going to say this.
>was in drum line
>Marching out of step was day one easy thing to get right.

If 13 year olds can to it within one week of practice the state of the military is an embarrassment put on live TV.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:12:27 PM No.63847385
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md5: 32bad23fc9f49f492eb718ef94207fde๐Ÿ”
>>63839903
>We should just pull out of NATO at this point, dying for your kind Is not worth It.
Pull out of the the greatest military and economic alliance?
>>63839903
Is right, russain spam is pathetic.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:14:26 PM No.63847400
>>63839903
kek
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:38:44 PM No.63847534
>>63837649
Where tf do you think you are
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:48:00 PM No.63847594
>>63839903
How can we be 3 years into this shit and "organic posters" like "MAGAPATRIOT_BOB147FK362" will still attract a following?
Replies: >>63849679 >>63849719
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:13:00 AM No.63848864
>>63840491
number of unbuttoned buttons denotes rank?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:15:34 AM No.63848877
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>>63844667
Yeah. The crowd was pretty big. Idk why you dudes would bring up crowds when you lost the popular vote.
Replies: >>63850779
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:41:58 AM No.63849582
>>63839253
Sponsors? Sure. I wouldn't have minded if it was exclusively MIC corporations. Boeing, Lockheed, BAE, etc. Narration? Perfectly fine. Rock? Sure, but marching bands would have been drowned out by the tanks grinding. When the Shermans went through the announcer was drowned out. I think the army realized that because as soon as the vehicles started to roll in, the bands stopped and rock music started.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:48:04 AM No.63849620
military-parades-us-new-york-1946
military-parades-us-new-york-1946
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>>63837677
holy fuck i didn't realize it was that bad. i saw a few clips of the old tanks and like revolutionary/WW1 kits and thought those were neat, but i can fucking FEEL the urge to just break into a jog to try and get through this faster through the screen.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:56:07 AM No.63849661
>>63840701
iirc yes, because he assumed he would be arrested and executed, or worse, arrested then pardoned publicly, thus indebting him to caesar. so he tried to slit his stomach open, was caught, the sword confiscated, the wound stitched, and he promised his kids to his face he wouldn't do it again. he then picked open his stiches by hand and ripped open the wound with his fingers until he bled to death.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:00:39 AM No.63849679
>>63847594
i would bet money the handle could be @america_cyka_blyat42069 and you could attract a flock of retards with this
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:09:23 AM No.63849719
>>63847594
Because the average american Is a zigger.
Replies: >>63850206
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:22:15 AM No.63850206
>>63849719
If by "zigger" you mean "not completely obsessed with Ukraine" then yeah, sure.
Replies: >>63850661
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:40:25 AM No.63850244
Chilean parade with Leo2 rolling with Panzerlied playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDAp0DCEoK8

Also they used to play Erika during Pinochet's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYXgRQXFrAA

>>63838865
got you senpai
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:50:36 AM No.63850475
>>63844833
ronald regan hamburger french fry ketchup city,
capital of american far east
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:38:54 AM No.63850598
>>63837541
That looks like something a guy from Finland would design.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:07:42 AM No.63850661
>>63850206
Cope
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:08:55 AM No.63850666
she's not wrong _thumb.jpg
she's not wrong _thumb.jpg
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THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
Replies: >>63850786
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:34:58 AM No.63850724
before_globohomo
before_globohomo
md5: d220fa500aead9be2dadde2d37ce2092๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>63850759 >>63856778
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:52:41 AM No.63850757
>>63837677
Is that a midwestenr fair parade, but without fun?
Where are the funny lil cars?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:54:49 AM No.63850759
russianbrotherhood_thumb.jpg
russianbrotherhood_thumb.jpg
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>>63850724
more like
>before gulaghomo
Replies: >>63850777
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:56:34 AM No.63850765
>>63837626
I don't give a shit about coinbase or Trump or whatever, but if your parade has guys dragging their feet instead of goosestepping in perfect unison then it's shit.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:01:13 AM No.63850777
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>>63850759
Replies: >>63851578
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:02:10 AM No.63850779
20250616_192632
20250616_192632
md5: 85b7ceb423da717bec6ac343e02a1fc2๐Ÿ”
>>63848877
Christ, thats like atleast 2000 people
Replies: >>63851548
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:06:03 AM No.63850786
>>63850666
Its probably fake, but i find the idea of NK state media roasting this stupid parade to insanely funny
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:13:28 AM No.63850799
>>63838990
I remember reading it's some old african way of marching meant to kick up a lot of dust to make it look like there's a lot more of them, don't know if that's true though.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:06:54 PM No.63851501
LdgqYKzs
LdgqYKzs
md5: 813bc09fd88aade0e26d09e08fdb6989๐Ÿ”
>>63837446 (OP)
>Polish National Communism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEKTqOoC2S0
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:20:34 PM No.63851548
>>63850779
Stay mad.
Replies: >>63851698 >>63851834
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:27:13 PM No.63851578
>>63850777
A good illustration of gulaggots being subhumans.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:59:49 PM No.63851698
>>63851548
I donโ€™t think heโ€™s mad that your parade sucked
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:24:48 PM No.63851804
21290-2_thumb.jpg
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>>63837541
this
Id !jlPBtc8Etc
6/17/2025, 4:30:59 PM No.63851834
>>63851548
I think it's funny most of the veterans under 65 refused to marfg and they ke o tryna my to burying it and the crowd.
It's not even an even split of those veterans either it was around 90-95% had an excuse so the parade ended up because being filled with worst
Generally it was seen as in American ti March at this time
Id !jlPBtc8Etc
6/17/2025, 4:37:35 PM No.63851865
Everyone in America knows each other by an average of 5.7 people connected
So when your best friend in the military has his home city being curfewed and arrested or repressed
You don't want March

The vast majority of the military including veterans under 65 refused to march. They are that embarrassed by what's going on in front of the entire world
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:17:21 PM No.63852409
America has the best military in the world, no question about that.
But yeah, get better at organizing a good parade or just stop trying altogether.
Hell, even Mexico can organize a better parade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ4_I3LpDxg
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:33:00 PM No.63852505
FpgtLoQaEAEK58Z
FpgtLoQaEAEK58Z
md5: 96b431a227da41ad62dd91812207bace๐Ÿ”
I know of one parade that was better than Trump's.
Replies: >>63852513
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:35:01 PM No.63852513
>>63852505
>Oh blub blub Trump
You're not American
Replies: >>63852575 >>63854509
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:41:56 PM No.63852575
>>63852513
>glowie got his trump shilling orders
Replies: >>63852586
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:43:27 PM No.63852586
>>63852575
Post guns.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:36:47 PM No.63854509
>>63852513
Sorry he hurt your feelings for not worshiping your dear leader
Replies: >>63854524
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:38:15 PM No.63854524
>>63854509
Dude. I'm chilling on the landing page and I can see you jumping from thread to thread to seethe about Trump. Maybe tone it down a little.
Replies: >>63855284
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:59:42 AM No.63855284
>>63854524
Dude. Youโ€™re a fag. Nta.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:48:53 AM No.63856778
220223-ukraine-air-assault-forces-se-1008a-3e27d4
220223-ukraine-air-assault-forces-se-1008a-3e27d4
md5: fc899c055039cdafc21f1a7c0bed5e1b๐Ÿ”
>>63850724
>before_globohomo.jpg

Pretty sure that would be after since the Ukrainian Air Assault Forces didn't start wearing red berets until 2017
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:44:34 AM No.63857058
>>63837710
>that singing part

ok that epic.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:53:54 PM No.63857276
trooping the colour
trooping the colour
md5: e7c48aceae8e3e70e2e4d32f0592ce0f๐Ÿ”
The King's Official Birthday was last Saturday so we had Trooping the Colour on the same day as the Orange ones birthday parade:
whole thing: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b007r5jm/trooping-the-colour
Arrival of the King: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=1370
March of the massed bands: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=2172
Escort to the Colour: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=2616
Spinwheel: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=3019
Trooping of the Colour: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=3198
March-past in slow march: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=3198
March-past in quick march: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=3198
Mounted troops march-past: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=5047
Royal Family balcony appearance & Fly-past: https://youtu.be/h9Ig3cCqbIs&t=8634
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:05:15 PM No.63857308
>>63839903
>The distraction worked.
>The trap is sprung.
>The ass is in the ass.
>And the endgame begins.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:21 PM No.63857321
>>63839095
Please tell me they just hired a circus, and these aren't actual soldiers
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:24:54 PM No.63857369
our_fault_xD
our_fault_xD
md5: 7fdd57ed89d120a90bd094513f775dd3๐Ÿ”
>>63837446 (OP)
The Taliban have put on a nicer ones using our own left-behind equipment and uniforms. Had a parallel thing with the "army eras" format too, sections of traditional mujahedin, Soviet-style formations, M81 cold-war handmedowns, and ISAF-inspired modern kit.
Replies: >>63862582
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:48 PM No.63857376
RPG_battalion
RPG_battalion
md5: 6000999fc0b09272cb424602c1c7119b๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:30:24 PM No.63857389
USSR_but_M16_FeelsWeirdMan_2
USSR_but_M16_FeelsWeirdMan_2
md5: e09f76c69a59f0ba103d4ce1ef62b72b๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:31:35 PM No.63857395
M81_M16_close
M81_M16_close
md5: 9467496506f4fafeb079e6c6b736fa64๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:39:35 PM No.63857414
honda_davidson_biker_gang
honda_davidson_biker_gang
md5: fa73e1c23ddc18b7fb19b63d44226386๐Ÿ”
Bootleg motorbikes are battle-ready in the right circumstances. Naturally the slavic retards they beat would rather force square pegs in round holes (again).
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:47:20 PM No.63857438
T-62_obr_1975_talibans_is_nicer_lmao
T-62_obr_1975_talibans_is_nicer_lmao
md5: 2f6b77c09b608c79a76b7649dc7dd2a2๐Ÿ”
Armor section. It's no Bradley but unironically newer and in nicer shape than what the russians who abandooooned it have left these days.
Replies: >>63862407
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:50:28 PM No.63857455
>>63840628
Tends to be the case with neverserved.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:52:09 PM No.63857464
Flyby
Flyby
md5: d4571a77d5d046350f916399d4a5f1f3๐Ÿ”
It's no Nork parade, but still a respectable number of tubes for such a poor and isolated country.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:53:12 PM No.63857468
R11_Scud_old_1980s_leftovers
R11_Scud_old_1980s_leftovers
md5: 683db46c3162cecdbb884861fd622582๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:57:02 PM No.63857481
4_mi25_hind_restored_to_airworthiness
4_mi25_hind_restored_to_airworthiness
md5: 0c35630059518098ac3f0d153aa73872๐Ÿ”
And a low helicopter pass, including some airworthy stuff that wasn't when we left.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:33 PM No.63857489
4_UH60_1_photobomber
4_UH60_1_photobomber
md5: 91029b39ceaa2037d845c59798a7a43f๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:00:54 PM No.63857496
>>63839915
for three years the Army had been planning country wide festivities for this anniversary. Trump cancelled those plans to host this stupid parade. You can see the disappointment on the faces of the soldiers that had to participate.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:06:01 PM No.63857508
Average_Blackhawk_enjoyer_2
Average_Blackhawk_enjoyer_2
md5: 4d5cdfba326a941744a258c9488ebb97๐Ÿ”
Looks like it was a /k/ommando - endorsed parade!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:07:05 PM No.63857511
vanity_plate_lmao
vanity_plate_lmao
md5: 260a8b2b54fb91483698c9fd1baf6286๐Ÿ”
bonus: his vanity plate
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:10:45 PM No.63857518
>>63837677
>when you were eager to start parading but someone said "you are now walking manually" right before it started
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:13:51 PM No.63857528
>>63837446 (OP)
George VIs fleet review
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:27 PM No.63857529
1749766022948817
1749766022948817
md5: 77d0b97997c3e784c7c0816de0256f3e๐Ÿ”
>Trump parade was bad
Indeed, a parade is as good as its lowest element, that is why the Belgian parade here >>63837954 will be shown for ages to come as a bad example, even if the rest did alright to perfect, it doesn't matter, what matters is that a small group of people looked like they were having an aneurysm
>The US does not have parade tradition
The US army stems from the British army at an age when closed rank and file was still important, they do, is just that they do not tend to make it a yearly public event like the rest of Europe but only on certain ocasions. Therefore they had the knowledge and I seriously doubt that they did not have the means. This is clearly a failure in leadership to properly motivate and organize this but it is hard to tell if was a failure at civilian or military level, or both, no ammount of cope is going to undo this.
>Who cares?
A parade is a public show of force, both to your nation, allies and adversaries, it cheaply shows to everyone what you consider your top equipment to be, how many people can you concentrate in a single day and place, how they look, how they move, for how long they move without fucking up... even the faces of the poor bastards just walking around can be used to set the mood. This signals to everyone how you understand your own military and its role.

Is this a huge blow? No, thankfully the USA is not China and has a good track record of actual combat and deployments all over the world, so they can cling to that, but it is nonetheless really bad image and something that should simply not be ignored. Image can make you look weak, and weak people get picked up by others and seem less trustworthy by friends, and worse, it is the sort of thing that you cannot simply undo with another good parade or victory, because now it can be used by others to remind everyone how, at that moment in time, the USA could not do something right. That is the real damage here.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:26:09 PM No.63858513
>>63839784
Are you sure this is something to brag about.
You kept Europe divided for your own gain, all wars on the continent revolve around keeping Europe from cheap oil.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:10:32 PM No.63859634
Ukraine's military parade looked great once they left most of the leftover Soviet shit behind after their Revolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i1gcNeH2AA
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:12:03 AM No.63861824
>>63837541
this
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:53:12 PM No.63862407
The unprofessional
The unprofessional
md5: bd636f146d958600b1efd51704a862b7๐Ÿ”
>>63857438
>have tank
>don't work
>need truck to tow your tank through a parade
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:54:38 PM No.63862582
>>63857369
>our uniforms
While the ANA had contracts with the DoD to make uniforms, they never got any American uniforms. Most of the equipment were for the ANA. Any uniforms that isnโ€™t SPEC4CE or woodland camo doesnโ€™t belong to America. Itโ€™s Chinese/Pakistani made uniforms.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:30:32 AM No.63865533
168433DA-1357-44FF-8B3A-D449921A00CD
168433DA-1357-44FF-8B3A-D449921A00CD
md5: 2087a38ff2c3efcf2b08bdc6ceebadbd๐Ÿ”
This was a good thread
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:27:50 AM No.63865889
FDP-09SEPT2018-KPAg
FDP-09SEPT2018-KPAg
md5: 2e7f65a5cd542845430c1784b86337cb๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:29:00 AM No.63865894
FDP-09SEPT2018-KPAo
FDP-09SEPT2018-KPAo
md5: ca8a0c6b62c667d6a6c015997779354c๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:30:04 AM No.63865902
FDP-09SEPT2018-KPAe
FDP-09SEPT2018-KPAe
md5: 24d136f0fc89040c2db79cc3d8e4eb0e๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:31:06 AM No.63865904
W020151010731634769207
W020151010731634769207
md5: 6f9f57f86d756ab8af8a992105660a5d๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:35:38 AM No.63865926
SOF_thumb.jpg
SOF_thumb.jpg
md5: 822c141a3414ad1ccf15e40acc073727๐Ÿ”
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
6/20/2025, 6:44:26 AM No.63865969
Everyone shut the fuck up, you all know who the winner is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NjkcjueR4k&list=RD2NjkcjueR4k&start_radio=1


The DPRK wins parades, if you try to compete you are just embarrassing yourself.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:00:32 PM No.63869261
>>63837648
He thinks the internet is real lol
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:20:40 PM No.63869376
Niggers tongue my marching ass