Thread 63884944

GO GET IT BOAH GO ON GIT!

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Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player

Watch party: Ghost in the Shell
Mid July to early August
https://cytu dot be/r/zrak_

OP i'm not sure which anime this is

>>63884944 (OP)
I feel like your post has some very racially insensitive and discriminatory connotations

>>63884944 (OP)
I want my own attack jumping spider

1903 > SMLE > RPK-16 > M200 >>> SOPMOD II

>>63883833
Was it deleted or something >>>/pol/508424620 because I'm not seeing anything like that in there

>>63883863
>made out with a stripper
Gay
>didn't get bounced
Fake

>>63884219
Considering the alternative is Adobe Aftereffects in post, maybe it's not so bad

>>63884250
Based

>>63884947
This

>>63885057
/ak/ entered its post-anime phase long ago

>>63885111
>>>/pol/508410736

>>63885129
>profile created after the Minsk Agreements

>>63885186
Aight, the timeline makes sense

>>63884944 (OP)
I want to take SPAS-12 to dinner!

>>63885323
You already said that >>63862347

>>63885352
I need you to hold still for me

>>63885323
GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FATTY
WHY ARE YO SO FAT, FATTY?
FATTY FATTY FAT FUCK
WHY ARE YOU SO FAT, FATTY?

>>63885111
you put your list backwards

post gunmaids

>>63885323
How hard is it to fuck the fat out of a fat girl?

>>63885111
not only are you mass-reply catamite with bipolar disorder, you clearly have never been to an independent venue where the rules are more lax, either because the place hasn't been there very long or to generate more business

Fuck fuck fuck it should not be this hard to take a picture for a shitpost. People kept walking in front of where I was trying to take the photo and a museum worker was walking around who I didn’t want seeing the picture. I’m pretty sure a group of girls saw me take the photo because as I walked away they were giggling and one I think said “he’s trying to hide it” as I passed. Took the photo with my IPad so sorry about the quality. Hope Auschwitz will be easier

>>63885475
Fucking kek

>>63885464
Queer as it is for you to have just called me your catamite, you're right that I don't visit establishments that appeal only to apostates like you

>>63885475
>spilled his spaghetti for a shit post
Someone make note of this man's bravery

>>63885541
I left a fucking TRAIL of it man. I awkwardly shuffled my way out after spending over an hour trying to take it

>>63885475
Based

>>63885475
bless your autism

>>63885357
>>63885404

>>63885475
most autistic man in poland rn, ja pierdole

>>63885352
>we can't give out no inofoormution

>>63885057
It's not an anime
>t. enlightene/d/

>>63885786
This is the artist that does all the weird sludge-fucking asphyxiation bestiality art, right?

>>63885475
They know. You have to dispose of then.
No witnesses

Weeabos always tout two main strengths for minishells. First, since these are shorter shells, you can fit more of them into the tubular magazine of your shotgun. Many people are of the idea that shotguns have low capacity, which to me shows that someone doesn’t necessarily understand shotguns. More rounds are always great, but in this case, more doesn’t always equal better.

Another strength of these little fellas is reduced recoil. Weebsissies think shotguns have too much recoil, and these minishells have very little kick to them. While that’s true, it again shows a misunderstanding of using the shotgun and the loads available for shotguns. If your standard reduced-recoil 12 gauge tactical load is too much, then you should be considering a rifle instead of a shotgun.

SUPRISE VISIT AT 4AM BY RPK-16! I AM NOT IN DANGER!

SEX! SEX! SEEEEEEX! SEXOOOO!

What would actually happen to a paratrooper stuck in a tree if he is found by the enemy? Would they just shoot him, or would they bother trying to get him down to take him as a POW?

>>63885952
forgot pic

>>63885764
>>63885905
how did she do it?

>>63885952
>>63885964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg8M8fyzqbs

>>63885952
Set a campfire beneath him and start interrogation.

>>63885935
Me on the left

I love the No Country For Old Men posting appearing in these threads. It’s funny when threads happen on /tv/ but it’s so rare and the board is otherwise such trash.

>>63885952
Afaik you're suppose to take them POW since they can't do anything. Since they are 'not in combat'. That's if they're totally stuck, obviously. Germans obviously didn't.

>>63885789
Perhaps. I would let the viewer judge that for themselves.

>>63885475

Ya did gud

Try to get the whole picture of Anne in frame next time though

>>63886062
>Germans obviously didn't.
Yes they did. What are you even talking about? Numerous paratroopers were captured by the Germans and taken prisoner.

>>63885475
Pregnant Anne Frank gang strikes again!

>>63885475
based and, dare I say, redpilled

>>63884944 (OP)
This is porn, isn't it.

>>63885352
Yeah, and?

>have several parts kit to rebuild
>see apex has Cetme C for 78 bucks and Cetme L for 150
>wallet now 300 dollars less
I cant stop myself I just keep finding awesome deals!

>>63886425
forgot image woops

Hi /ak/ how you doing? Havent been here for like 2 months

>>63886535
THIS PLACE IS FULL OF BPD GAY FAGGOTS

>>63886543
>BPD
Are they?
>GAY FAGGOTS
Yeah

>>63886535
I wish ostwind would hang out with us.

>>63886565
>I wish ostwind would hang out with us.
Nah we make him sad :(
Is he still not posting art?

>>63885475
Told you people will look at you like you're retarded

>>63886320
Porn of the seedbed/snuff variety.

>>63885071
>https://incunabuli.com/2019/07/cobhound-html/
Attack spiders are a warcrime.

>>63886586
he converted to islam and has stopped producing art as it is haram

>>63886634
conceptualize her aroma after a long day of combat

>>63886729
Hydrolic oil and various biological and sythetic bodily fluids?

>>63886535
Could be better, we had a autist spamming interracial porn for a few threads, but could also be way worse. I am still just glad we have the thread, missed it when 4chins went down

My type is whatever this is, anytime I see a combination of straight black hair, narrow eyes, and glasses my heart skips a beat.

>>63887103
that's called having a severe case of yellow fever

>>63887134
I mean, I can't deny that, but also yandere energy is a must

>>63887134
The Japanese have peek women, they're all so cute and pretty

My type? a woman that loves me.

>>63887277
sick, disgusting even. The worst kind of fetish.

There's now way that it's been 6 years right anons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vp4fM0hJU
I've been listening to a lot of Imperial Russian Army marches lately, and it sounds almost identical to the likes of John Phillip Sousa. Vgh, what covld've been. So mvch Sovl.
>>63887376
may God have mercy on my soul.

I love STUR. Such a dork

>>63885475
based

>>63885111
QUIT FUCKING REPLYING TO EVERY POST GODDAMN

>>63885111
>anon specifies the thread
>was it deleted
>links to a completely different thread
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?

>>63887190
I lived in Japan for a bit and I find that nip women are either absoloutely adorable or snaggletooth monsters. Plain women exist but are more rare in comparison.

Also Japanese beauty products are insane so they that could be a big part of it.

You have aided the Murder /k/ube in the last 48 hours right anon?

>>63887510
>Also Japanese beauty products are insane so they that could be a big part of it.
All makeup is basically black magic, i really doubt the japs have anything special

>>63887532
Uh I work at a range/gunstore so yes?

you ever look at a girl and go >GGNNGGGHHHHHGGRRRRRR STEP ON ME STEP ON ME

or something like that

>>63887190
they are highly overrated
>peek
zoomtard moment

>>63887969
on occasion

>>63886320
>>63884944 (OP)
#Webbed

>>63887446
You don't understand, it wont feel complete unless I do

>>63887467
>anon specifies the thread
There's 10 /chug/ threads a day on /pol/ lmao

>>63887532
My place of employment makes and sells tools that help manufacture weapons, does that count?

>>63886634
Soppa tummy.

>>63888266
I'd go to war for it

>>63888322
I would personally wipe the entire middle east from existence for it.

>>63887532
my tax money went towards that b2 raid

>>63888383
I find it unacceptable, if my tax money is gonna to toward bombing then fuck precision, I want things glassed.

>>63888258
That's not my problem, you don't deserve to feel complete

>>63888383
>Russian aviation materiel
>Depicted as Aryan (?) and functional (?)

>>63883863
>outright admits to making out with the lowest form of "used good" there is
>only a few threads after being accused of being a slut defender and then trying to deny it
At this point you're such a walking disappointment it's hard to even make fun of you.

As a leaf, there's many things I admire about the US, but the siren's call of Buc-ee's whispers in my ears louder than most desires.

>>63887532
I shot a groundhog earlier today, does that count.

>>63888438
Stop replying. Spergs have a humiliation fetish, just ignore them.

>>63885475
I love this site sometimes.

>>63886062
Yes they did, the fuck are you smoking?

>>63885475
You're so retarded you managed to circle back into being based

>>63887532
Oh my, yes.

>>63888481
It really is the solution to every problem.

>>63888527
Now that you mention it, a humiliation fetish is pretty much the only thing that describes yukari's behavior, I'll keep that in mind.

Surely a prostitute would be the worst possible case of used goods?

Learn how to download an image, asshole

>>63885475
>one I think said “he’s trying to hide it” as I passed

Should have taken the opportunity to get in their panties

>>63888527
>Spergs have a humiliation fetish
No, he has a humiliation fetish. The rest of us are cute grill enoyers.

>>63888723
Most strippers ARE prostitutes dude, why do you think anyone goes to strip clubs, to just sit around watching naked women dancing while sitting awkwardly with a bunch of other dudes right next to them? The point is you give them $200 for a "private dance" and they take you into a backroom to fuck.

>going to have a commission of waifu drawn
>side profile of her shooting an M1917 Enfield from a bench in the woods
>cannot find a reference picture of anything close to this with proper proportions that can closely translate to a 5ft3in woman with a 1917
They're talented, genuinely nice, and have been putting up with my autism for years now. But I always feel bad when I can't get them the best possible reference pictures to make their work easier.

>>63888798
Mae from C&Arsenal maybe. She's kinda rotund though

>>63888800
>you now remember the Miss Piggy video

>>63888804
I don't unfortunately. Would you care to explain?

>>63888810
As I recall Mae came to /k/ one time, saw someone calling her miss piggy and posted a video about it. It was a fun thread, maybe someone has the link

>>63888800
Thanks for the suggestion anon, one of her videos on the rifle will actually work pretty damn well for this.
>She's kinda rotund though
Shouldn't be an issue at all thankfully, they're pretty good at translating her body type no matter the reference material. It's just when guns, how they're held sometimes, and their proportions relative to hers get involved, there can be issues

>>63888843
oof. A few years ago some guy here posted a picture of his wife shooting and she looked like an upside down Dorito chip. Her shoulders were 3x the size of her ass bro. Rough place for wahmen

>>63888907
Good, attention whores deserve to be mocked, imagine the sheer ego you have to have to come to a place where the whole point is everyone is anonymous and try to become a "known poster" for nothing else but recognition.

>>63888798
Just find something close enough and ask if they can just draw without a reference. Or take a pic of yourself, they can use the hands at least. Personally I find it a huge pain to find nude reference women photos holding guns, often I use two pictures as reference, more often I just draw the hands without a reference and just translate the guns profile side to a 3/4 view in the drawing. You can also find a taller model and just ask them to shrink them, the artist just has to adjust the proportions (head size is key) and then scale the gun to the model by getting the ratio of the overall length of the gun to the model, and adjusting accordingly
>>63888915
Yeah, thats why I hate all the avatarniggers in this thread. I keep reporting their blogposts but they scarcely get deleted, often a day too late too, after they farmed the thread for retards for replies.

>>63888748
Nigga what? That shit only happens in porn.

>>63888959
>he doesn't know
Look my naive friend, even if that wasn't the case you still made out with a woman so mentally damaged she sells her body to strangers for money without a hint of shame, so maybe at best she's one step above prostitutes but the bar is in hell and she's pole dancing on it

>>63887151
I just want tall women with adult, tired eyes and a slight smile.

>>63885475
>who I didn’t want seeing the picture
>“he’s trying to hide it"
>Took the photo with my IPad
Autistic retard
Be more based in Auschwitz. Commit to the bit. Nobody cares.

>>63888959
obese weeb tripfag is unfamiliar with the world
who would have thought

Good boah

Shid

>>63888527
Oh God help us he's going all in with his weird fetish porn

>>63886634
384 FUCKING DOLLARS???????????????
>mogged by 30 year old surplus

>>63888992
I tried having a smug look on my face as I walked by. Thing is I wasn’t trying to hide my Ipad at all. I should’ve winked at them

>>63889054

You should have invited them back to your hotel room and showed them your collection of rare Annes in rare places.

Why do jannies hate pregnant Anne frank

>>63889054
told you people will look at you like you're retarded. and as i said, anne frank isn't that known in Poland.
want to be shocking, this would be more offensive

>>63889173
>as i said, anne frank isn't that known in Poland.

What about Rutka Laskier? She's literally known as the "Polish Anne Frank".

>>63889177
rzułta morda is more recognisable

>>63887277
Never get home cooked stuff from girls/women that aren't your wife. You wouldn't want to know the type of shit they do.

>>63887969
yeah but for women instead of girls
btw have any of you watched xabungle it makes me feel funny whenever DEFINITELY REAL GUNS SKORPION AND BROOMHANDLE show up alongside goofy walking tractor fuckers

>>63889458
what do they do..

is pekoe going to be okay doing that

>>63889748
How about adding their own menstrual blood into some cupcakes for example? Because that should somehow "bind you to her" and shit.

>>63886320
Anything can be porn if you want it to be.

>>63889779
wtf. i want to question if this has ever even happened ever but something tells me it definitely has and more than once in the world.

>>63886834
>missed it when 4chins went down
reminder that it has been 59 days since it came back up.

>>63887532
I've burned some of my penis blood and semen as an offering to Huitzilopochtli, so yeah, i'd say i'm serving him well.

>>63884944 (OP)
Man AI has come a long way. Really like this concept

>>63890018
>ai
>he doesn't know

>>63890018
Not AI, just an eggpilled and webpilled artist.

>>63890052
>>63890021
I'm going to need links

>>63889860
I've seen this happen both when dealing with ~13 y.o. girls, ~20 y.o. girls and even ~30 y.o. women.

>>63890018
>everything not drawn on crayons is AI now

>>63890076
Zerogravitas on pixiv X and Patreon. The girls usually get saved.

>>63890121
The face just set off my AIdar, I've seen that style a lot in NovelAI gens.

>>63890147
Then your AIdar needs a major recalibration.

>>63890147
I know what you mean. the sheen tends to be characteristic of both generic art portfolios and the ai trained off of them.

>>63888258
>anon states /uhg/ in his original post
>muh /chug/
legit brain damaged

Why tf do you even bother visiting /pol/ in the first place? There aren't any human beings there. Even the flesh and blood posters don't meet the standard for sentient life

>>63890272
>You parsed through the canted Z threads when you should have the leveled Z threads!
CBA with these Z War shits

>>63889779
That's some straight up yandere shit, but on the flip side anime-tier yanderes are still less of a red flag than the average woman.
>tfw no yandere gf

>>63887103
i think it's called "stop liking evil women"

i've decided to make a gun license
i wanna own a ji-suri

>>63890572
>shotgun wedding
>not pregnant

yah done goofed

>>63889173
Is not about being offensive it’s about sending a shitpost

>>63890706
Maybe she's still in the first few months and just isn't showing yet

>>63890121
this is just vore but without the giantess

>>63889779
>>63890096
>>63890572
h-hot...

AHHH! STOP HER!

>>63891052
>_master1200

>>63884944 (OP)
Va weed is on its way. Theres sending me a ton of prerolled joints, vapes, some cbc soft gels, more of the cbe roller Ive been using and some weed root beers. Idk wtf I'm gonna do with this all it seems like so much.

>>63891061
I AM PAYING FOR THIS TABLE

I'm giving you all an opportunity to convince me why I shouldn't make the next OP a /k/ino snippet from The Amazing Digital Circus

>>63891187
Weed is gay you are gay

>>63891462
Because it's not /k/ related? Although the denture face guy that runs everything, I can't remember his name had an amazing Idea for an adventure. And I quote "a sentient cardiovascular system goes to war with the United States Military". That would be an awesome episode.

>>63891557
Because it's not /k/ related? Although the denture face guy that runs everything, I can't remember his name had an amazing Idea for an adventure. And I quote "a sentient cardiovascular system goes to war with the United States Military". That would be an awesome episode.

>>63890353
See >>63890272

>>63891462
Because it's not /k/ related? Although the denture face guy that runs everything, I can't remember his name had an amazing Idea for an adventure. And I quote "a sentient cardiovascular system goes to war with the United States Military". That would be an awesome episode.

>>63891462

Fetishizing clowns is cringe, especially when we have so many fine substitutes, like pregnant Sheeta for instance.

>>63891577
I was going to call you a youngster that didn't know about a movie called "The Chicken Heart That Ate Cincinnati" but when I looked it up, it didn't exist. I swore that was a reference to it but it doesn't seem to be a real movie.
I'm starting to buy into the Mandela Effect hype.

>>63891061
GORILLA WIFE

>>63891541
Ive never even done marajawanas. The va just decided I needed it.

>>63891599
Personally I feel bad for irl clowns (I mean come on, they just want to make kids laugh and youtube pranksters are ruining their image), so I'll consider clussy fever a net positive if it helps to reduce the public perception of them being scary monsters.

>>63891557
>>63891571
>>63891577
You legit have severe autism, and not the fun kind, but the kind that makes you subIQ.

>>63891575
...

>>63891577
>not /k/ related
Neither is Weathering With You, but nobody had a problem with me making that an OP

>>63891599
>>63891641
To lewd the jester is not my intention!

>>63891462
>>63891658
Meido jax would be fine, otherwise no

>>63891679
>Meido jax
WTF, anon

>>63891053
I never was a coffee man anyhow.

>>63891052
>>63891117

>>63891541
well he's prolly canadian so he was gay to begin with

>>63891052
>>63891117
>>63891790
I will never forgive Yostar for ruining Houston.

>>63891790
Whats the name of the thing shes holding?

>>63891812
I don't follow gacha boats; what did they do?

>>63891924
its a jap earpick. Its got a sort of scoop on one end and a fluff ball on the other. You can find like a billion ASMR videos of people using them on those ear microphones.
AS for why the NEET gamer girl boat has one? IDK probably trying to tempt you to lay down and relax with her as she tries to satisfy her newfound desire for physical intimacy

>>63891927
In the story, they mentioned she died off screen and a few years later, they brought her back with a completely different design and personality/demeanor. In other words, she became a different character with zero ties to the original Houston other than the same VA, but even then she sounded completely different. The real ship(s) she's based off on sunk, and was recommissioned as a updated hull and class.

>>63891939
I don't understand how anyone finds ear cleaning relaxing, cleaning my own ears feels weird, someone else doing it just seems closer to torture than relaxation.

What is the tactical advantage of comically long legs?

>>63891959
Never had it done myself since apparently i just don't need that, but i have a feeling its like how someone cooking a burger for you tastes better then cooking it yourself even if you used the same recipe and everything. It's a little something someone can do to show a bit of care towards (you).

>>63891959
To my understanding it's a cultural thing. Apparently in Japan it's often done by one's parents or spouse, so I guess the idea of her holding one is that it conveys similar intimacy with the viewer

>>63891966
Tall = Higher vantage for spotting prey + faster gate

>>63891959
I clean my ears out everyday because i like how it feels and because its a habit i cant stop but yeah someone else doing it just sounds like a good way to fuck up your ear drums.

>>63891792
Im the solo surviving strange white man in canada. Requesting orbital nuclear on my local. Its to late for me save yourself.

>>63891966
>The maned wolf is the tallest of the wild canids; its long legs are likely an adaptation to the tall grasslands of its native habitat.[20]

Am I just going nuts or was there a very brief "blink and you miss it" period where the "progressive" thing was trying to push the idea that men could also be sluts with sluts still being seen in a negative light before the goalpost was immediately shifted to "a-actually being a slut is a good thing?"
I swear I remember something like that happening years ago.

>>63886613
>seedbed/snuff
Degenerate. Human women are for gentle repeated seedbedding over a long natural lifespan.

>>63892111
Checked. It definitely happened and as you said it was very brief. No idea the year though, I think it was a bit before the coof

>>63889028
Id buy it for soppa if she wanted it. But shes consenting to suprise tummy kisses from me

>>63891599
What was her fucking problem

>>63892188

She and Pazu keep having their fun interrupted by glowniggers

>>63891691
>>63891462
Would get silly with a clown gf.

>>63892304
Be prepared to get your dick to get turned into a dog, balloon animal style.

>>63892311
A risk im willing to accept.

Fellas, I just bought a 1tb hard drive from the thrift store and there is SO MUCH PORN. There is a 30 minute sex tape of the original owner fucking his wife.

Anyway, post dutch gals since I don't have any

>>63890096
Shirley Knott.

>>63884944 (OP)
I like the one where she gets covered in webs

20 years in the can

I want to marry this gun

>>63891603
I just was taught about that (off-hand) in a U.S History class at my college. It was a radio show, so perhaps look for that? (A heart grows and grows for some reason, all while going 'thump-thump' and whatnot)

Captcha: G00 4U

>>63892383

What are you waiting for faggot? Post it.

>>63892727
I already formatted the drive.
There was only 1 highlight, and that was the guys wife snorting crack off the guys cock. The footage was glitched since it probably came from a tape. Also there were other files that may have indicated he ran a website called
"thesexycupid.com" but nothing came up when I searched it

>>63881412
>>63881403

>>63892873
and
>>63881066

He's right, y'know

>>63892890
I have a hard time keeping up with them. Most of my favorite anime tend to be 12 episodes long and have some degree of episodic buildup

>>63892909
Absolutely

>>63892873
And this is why you should take your blade with you.

>>63891625
MUST BULLY

>>63892977
explain CSM

>>63892873
>https://x.com/gungnir_max69/status/1855815381102825806
sequel NSFW version

>>63885413
/ak/ and ye shall receiver.

>>63885475
>tfw

>>63891462
Stop you faggot, Murder Drones is far more /k/ adjacent you newfag.

boats

>>63891462
not /k/ related

>>63893199
I've asked for serb gals.
WHERE ARE THEY

>>63889162
>California Klan meeting
How the hell...

>>63893305
the Kali-KKK
Also the guy on the podium looks black

>>63893305
Everyone in that room is an undercover cop.

>>63893262
short haired eugen is cute

>>63893343
What would they get busted for?
Racism isn't a crime

Designed to meet the needs of weebs who demand unmatched barrier penetration and prefer a full‑size handgun for their personal protection. Critical Duty® is loaded with the tough Hornady® FlexLock® bullet that delivers "barrier blind" performance when shot through common urban barriers.

>>63893385
They're there to entrap other people into crimes.

>>63893305

Hey it's a long story okay.

>>63893470
just say no kek

I am going to invite a cute older grill my 4th of July party. If she comes, it will be a test to see if she is a Patriotic American.

>>63893516
much luck 2 yoo anon

>>63892206
The Jewish Girl might have sucker punched her HARD but America still was like. "I'm striking these targets. See you at the talks."

The Police department doesn't want you to know this, but the grills at the park are free, you can take them home, I have 458 grills in my bunker.

>>63891603
>>63892553

It was a Bill Cosby skit.

>my mom has it on an LP

>>63893259
Oh fuck yeah, Murder Drones is great and you're right it's way more /k/ adjacent.

>>63893804
Walking, talking, fuckable weapons of mass murder my beloved.

duawg

>>63893815
we need Liberion witches flying Thunderbolts, Mustangs are kinda "meh" at this point since every Liberion Army Air Force witch in existence seems to fly one (with MAYBE a P-38 witch here & a YP-80 witch there)

>>63893856
according to Fandom a few Liberion witches have flown The Jug at one point, but every time Liberion witches are shown they are flying fucking Mustangs

>>63893516
Good luck. I will reach Auschwitz at 14:00 my time. I won’t be going in since tours are too expensive last minute and there’s no more individual passes available but I will get to the entrance. I will be waiting Mr. Polish Schizo, don’t keep me waiting

>>63894074
Correction I meant 15:30*

>>63893189
lmao nice
>>63893111
The Marine gets to use his blade see^

>>63891248
the rusalka...

>>63884944 (OP)
I've jerked off to this guy's stuff way too much. I was very relieved when I finally lost my virginity (the the woman I married btw) that I could have normal sex with how much /d/ shit I've spanked to over the years.

>>63885443
She's a robot so pretty difficult.

>>63893487
She is coming back right? Then we can be happy together again... Right? I miss my wife

>>63893706
Is she sitting on a newspaper? Won't it get wet?

>>63885475
>Least retarded tranime fag

>>63894498
>I was very relieved when I finally lost my virginity (the the woman I married btw)
How did she take it when she found out she was your first?

>>63891959
Japs have to do it because Asians have dry and flaky earwax that they do actually need to remove. Having a loved one do it while you relax instead of digging in your ear in front of a mirror is much preferable.

>>63892977
Based Space Dandy fan

>>63894562
She was surprised. She had previous partners but I don't get hung up about that stuff. I'm a pretty decent lover and fairly charismatic guy, so I guess she just figured I had slept with women before, but in actuality I was very self conscious previously. I think shedding that and accepting myself as I am really helped. Thanks Persona and Jung.

>>63893180
>CSM
Because after rewatching NGE twice / thrice, I'm still not even sure if it deserves my endorsement

>>63894618
I'm a sucker for soundtracks and Space Dandy's finale was epic

>>63894823
Space Dandy does have great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQpEnN6bxxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8skUkk2liVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3WC2yGT3_4

I still don't understand your CSM rationale though. Its a cheap, boring adaptation that I don't think anyone would hold in high regard unless they've only seen a dozen anime. NGE has nothing do with it

>>63894823
>>63894838
It wouldn't be a Watanabe show without an excellent soundtrack.

>>63894838
>>63895118
I need the Limbo Lutenist OST extended

>>63895177
Unfortunately it doesn't exist. The version played in the anime is a unique take on "Pavane for Dead Princess" that doesn't exist anywhere else. It wasn't even released with the rest of the anime soundtrack. There's actually a lot of good stuff in Space Dandy which wasn't included in the official release.

>>63894650
>previous partners
divorce immediately

I love CAPPIE :D

>>63894552
You'll take your coalition SF M16 and like it

>>63895381
Why?

>>63895430
BECAUSE SHE'S SO CUTE AND BUBBLY AND JOYFUL AND HAPPY I JUST WANT TO HUG HER! I LOVE CAPPIE! :D

>>63893262
Did someone say boats?
>>63894498
It helps once you remember it's to an extent "theatre" as someone once told me

>>63892111
>>63892178
It seems to be a recurring strategy of Evil Jewish Niggas(™) to begin nakedly pushing with the end state of an issue, think the insane blue-haired women from rekt compilations openly stating marriage is evil and sex is rape, but after being collectively shit on by the internet for years, all of those types disappeared (which one might imagine would stick around if they were an organic movement) and then that moral poison came into the greater culture in the following years more subltly through art and media, and more whorish behavior from Hollywood overall. Sluttiness came, went, and now everyone has Tinder. They're not as clever as they think and I believe they've run out of "extra lives" with the American public, as far as psyops go.

>>63892520
Some /ak/ nigga in the Army sharpie'd UMP45 in a portapotty on Sand Hill.
If you're seeing this, thank yuo for your cervix anon

>>63895463
I want hood to yuri NTR me.

>>63895287
need evil sentient ai wife

>>63895565
NEED CAPPIE WIFE :D

Love cappie. Marry cappie. Mating press cappie into the bed. Slam dunk a basketball with cappie. Crucify filthy cappie haters. Devour cappie's food. Launch cappie's worries into the sun. Stir fry carrots in a wok for cappie. Toss cappie an active "microphone". Fill cappies gas tank. Judo throw cappie in a friendly match. Twist around cappie's living room. Report your love to cappie. Karate chop carrots in half with cappie. Curb stomp the dance game with cappie. Trapped by cappie's leglock. Crushed by Cappie's hips. Liquefy Cappie's "microphone" and replace it with D. Eat cappie's meals. Analyze cappie. Exterminate cappie's discomfort in the shower. Stomp on Cappie's dance pad. Cream cappie in the bedroom. Lobotomize cappie with orgasms. Mandatory impregnation for cappie. Grind condoms for cappie in the garbage disposal. Drown cappie with affection. Vaporize capposition with a ray gun. Kickdance with cappie. Feed alligator meat to cappie. Slice meals with cappie.

>>63895591
>cappie
>not mila
cringe, everyone knows the nerd route is always the best

>>63895617
Shut the fuck up nigger.

>>63895591
>Karate chop carrots in half with cappie.
thats very inefficient

>>63895591
All this love for cappie and no love for serb gals?
New bread must be serb edition

>>63895381
>>63895446
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>>63895591
I need to finish. Miside

>>63893189
>site does not exist

I'll make a new thread

New thread >>63895918
New bread >>63895918
New uh I uh um bagels >>63895918

>>63893811
That poor MP5.

>>63895242
>doesn't exist
:c

>>63895287
>but I don't get hung up about that stuff.

>>63888430
Shift just started?

>>63897455
The zigger shill shift? idk check the catalog for gay or blacked porn spam to see if they’re active.

>>63893262
USS Nimitz shipgirl fucking when?

>>63884944 (OP)
Reported for off topic.
This is a weapons board and this is not a weapons post.
Back to whatever board does anime/weeb shit

>>63899238
>reported thread post-image limit
Do you also rewater plants after they die?

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>>63899477
There's already a new thread stupid

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Now it can finally be over