Thread 63925840

>your favorite anime
>the lead characters have been teleported to a field just outside Gettysburg, Pennsylvania on the early morning hours of July 1, 1863
>the Union and Confederate armies are minutes away from making contact

What happens?

>>63926713

Here, have a pancake.

she takes command of either army and wins the battle, while also sniping a few enemy generals along the way.

>>63926713
Broccoli nyu

>>63925840 (OP)
I heard your racism is strong

>>63928457
She was such a trashy, obnoxious character.

>>63925840 (OP)
>cunny enthusiast Dan Sickles gets lured into the peach orchard by Totoro and the girls
>nothing changes

>>63925840 (OP)
What happens?
>Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankoku...

>>63925840 (OP)
Did someone go back in time, give the Union a nuke and now the South produces anime?

Pigs don't fight wars.

oh shid

>>63925840 (OP)
The Host Club would help the wounded i guess?

The last ep i saw had Nekozowa so maybe he could to slip Balzenef the Curse doll into Lee's pocket.

>>63929334
Hmmm...Besides Haruhi, Rengi and the junior brat they are all actually really good fighters, besides Rengi their uniforms might get them mistaken for some obscure unit. They would know what was going on, i guess in theory they could try to interfere but it wouldn't be in their nature.

>>63929334
>>63929383
Do they get their personal resources? There is a arms company, a PMC and a Yakuza clan in the mix in that case.

>>63929285
tragic we didn't get the spanish civil war sequel
but I guess Marco making it out half a hair ahead of a red firing squad while watching everyone else he'd gone in to save get shot for lack of party discipline would have been way too fucking bleak

>>63929134
>Charge that Union-held hill, Shinji, or else Rei will have to do it again...

>>63929573
IMO the movie is great as a one off, so having the ravages of Communism get into the movie when we already had to deal with the bureaucracy of Fascism would be a double downer.

>>63929631
I totally agree that it's better as a one-off, but I first saw it at the same age I first read For Whom The Bell Tolls and the sequel-that-never-was has haunted my brain ever since I learned that it had existed

>>63925840 (OP)
Section 9 just activates camouflage and leaves. Assuming there is no way back, full cyborgs like the Major and Batou eventually die without the specialized food necessary to keep their brains functioning. Mostly human members like Togusa would survive, but be very out of their element.

>>63925840 (OP)
>Flower Hill suddenly materializes in Pennsylvania

This little guy could probably sole them both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy1_prj9TBo

>>63925840 (OP)
They lost btw

>>63929746

Narrowly escaping death, defeating the bad guy, discovering true love, and flying off into the sunset is losing?

>>63925840 (OP)
Anime is gay

>>63926713

Will French Toast be a sufficient substitute?

>>63930065
And yet...here you are. What if your dad finds out?

>>63928360
>>63931966
thank u for breffast!

>>63929121
>Totoro gets spotted by Confederate scouts

>>63925840 (OP)
>total Confederacy annihilation by mace-chan
>backstabbed by Lincoln and Sherman
>Jayhawkers kill half the cast in their sleep
>remainder settle down on farms in Montana, all but forgotten

>>63929074

None of the characters in this movie are likeable, imo. It's a visual marvel, but the moral ambiguity makes me dislike it.

Anime is for gays and women.

>>63929675
Cyborg titties

They'd die bc I only like loli incest hentai

>>63929134
>I say I say, Shin-jee boi - what kinda name is that huh - I say git on that horse, now!

>>63933407

You're gay and a woman

>>63933490
>>63933407
Can't we all just get along?

>>63933515
Male Prophylactics were known since Roman times and are well documented. The Romans who invaded the UK had condoms made of sheep, land and pig skin. In GATE a major plot point was that the JSDF gave all their furry whores penicillin and were rewarded for it with disease free waifus.

Educate yourself anon, historical, practical and anime STS are no something to take lightly.

>>63929288

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>63933794
>Can't we all just get along?

>>63935608
Ouran High School host Club is the best i can do until the second season of She-Ra where best girl Entapta shows up.

Does Hello Kitty count as anime?

>>63933794
I was referring specifically to vulcanised rubber (which existed but was still uncommon at the time) and the fact that monkey D luffy claims to be made of it

>>63925840 (OP)
>Racists unironically support the import unlimited niggers faction
Makes zero sense. Northeners didn't even want them considered 3/5ths of a person. It was only after Lincoln was murdered that the north went full fuck you in a vindictive move and forced greater and greater integration of blacks. Had he lived there would've been mads deportations spearheaded by largely racist Northern politicians.

Tldr, neo confederates are shit even at hating blacks.

>>63937198
>import unlimited niggers faction

The African slave trade had been outlawed in 1807 and the chances of the Confederacy bringing it were literally non-existent, mainly because of its efforts to build a relationship with the United Kingdom. You know, the country that was instrumental in suppressing the slave trade worldwide.

>>63937198
>import unlimited niggers faction

The African slave trade had been outlawed in 1807 and the chances of the Confederacy bringing back it were literally non-existent, mainly because one of its primary foreign policy goals was building a relationship with the United Kingdom. You know, the country that was instrumental in suppressing the slave trade worldwide.

>>63937216
>It wasn't about slavery cope
Wow makes the south sound even more pathetic since they weren't even fighting to protect their entire social, political, and economic framework. Sounds like they were just ugly niggers wanting to murder white people for no reason at all and teamed up with our former enemies to do so.

Thank God the birth curb stomped them and spent 100 years erasing their "culture."

>>63925840 (OP)
>Giant mildly annoyed Wolf charges up Little Round Top and clears out Chamberlain's 20th Maine ahead of Confederate forces, who subsequently flank and decisively defeat the Union army before marching off to Washington and forcing Lincoln to sign a peace treaty at gunpoint. After the battle a young couple are seen riding away on a horse drawn cart being followed by a massive train of captured Union wagons loaded with apples.

>>63925840 (OP)
he'll die in an embarrassing way like always
Iris will make fun of him before bringing him back to life
and the cycle will repeat
>>63932007
saca
saca
bam
bam
bas
pisu
pisu

>>63937325
*Eris

>>63925840 (OP)
What's with this schizo putting ghiblis in historical battlefields?
>Favorite Anime
Welcome to the NHK
Satō would not even bother. He would probably walk into a stray bullet just to end it all and die of a wound infection. I'd probably do the same since Misaki won't be there to save him.

>>63937777

Why wouldn't I?

>>63933490
hot

I don’t know that Frieren would care about the battle and would probably continue searching for rare flowers or something. But woe to them if they pissed her off.

>>63940045
>I don’t know that Frieren would care about the battle

She has a habit of getting involved with the underdogs everywhere she goes

>>63940065
Then the confederates are extra fucked because I don’t think she would like slavery.

>>63925840 (OP)
I remember going to Gettysburg right after basic training with my parents before I reported to AIT. When you look at the battlefield from Devils Den and realize that Lee decided to march his army across that open field and up that hill you realize he was an actual retard.

>>63940651

Now go to where Lee stood on Seminary Ridge and try and make that same assessment.

>>63933400
What's wrong with the MC? He tries his best to help literally every person he meets, including the spirits.

>>63940088
She'd recognize the Whigs as demons, assassinate them all wherever they hid on both sides of the conflict, saving untold millions of lives across the next 200 years, and America itself.

>>63925840 (OP)
>all musket balls are replaced by cotton balls
>all sabres are replaced by pool noodles

>>63942182

based

>>63937327
THE GODDESS ERIS PADS HER CHEST!

>>63929285

He'd just watch the ensuing /k/ino unfold from a hot air balloon wouldn't he?

>>63946579
he'd fly strafing runs on the confederates

>>63929573
Why would Marco fight on the side of the fascists? Are you delusional?

>>63925840 (OP)
>Vash the Stampede materializes between both armies, dodging bullets from both sides and narrowly avoiding death
>somehow manages to nonlethally disarm half the soldiers, manages to bluff both sides into coming to a peaceful agreement

>>63937234
>It wasn't about slavery cope
NTA, but that's not all what he said. He said that "importing unlimited niggers" was outlawed and unlikely to have been continued if the South had won. What part of that is him claiming the war wasn't about slavery?

>>63946579
>Pickett's Charge
>is more like a brisk waddle
lol losers

>>63937234
I mean it kind of wasn't about slavery, but the economics of slavery. The issue was that the south was an economic dead zone that didn't have anything going for it except slavery.
The south still isn't doing well economically to this day.

>>63933794
>Can't we all just get along?

>>63946895
This is why trigun is fucking gay and retarded, yes.

>>63925840 (OP)
I'm not a fa of anmie I like western animation. I'm going to put in Rogue Trooper from 2000AD 1980s.

He sits and watches and laughs and then goes and assinates Lincon.

>>63940065
*Entire battle rages unchanged…. Frieren is meanwhile stuck in a mimic with fern scolding her..

>>63937216
Ending reconstruction and letting you guys manage your own education was a mistake..

>>63929121

kek

>>63937777

It's cute and funny

>>63946869
reading comprehension, anon. he was saying marco would fight for the Republicans and get the full orwell experience

>>63949200
If you Isekai'd the Ouran High School Host Club into Gettysburg i can't imagine how they would make things worse. They would go out of their way to reduce losses, if nothing else Haruhi would make them all work in hospitals helping the wounded if she couldn't stop the battle.

>>63937234
It was a protectionist move. When the CSA constitution was adopted, Virginia still hadn't voted to secede. The interstate slave trade was a prominent part of the Virginia economy, especially to the western states and territories. By outlawing the international import of slaves, the CSA was attempting to placate any anti-secession sentiments from wealthy Virginia slave traders at the coming secession conference.

>>63954276

kino

>>63925840 (OP)

Stop this fighting right now

>>63925840 (OP)
People do know that the civil war was a psyop set up by infiltrators that planned it on both sides as a mass human sacrifice to christen their dream of a national bank, right?

Since /his/ is a bunch of fags, can some /k/omrade recommend a good book on the ACW?
I am not talking any exhausting political and societal background stuff, but just what happened and when, preferably with a bunch of maps.

>>63957647
I recommend this for what happened when. Behind the big foldout timeline is a section that’s just maps and info about the specific battles.

>>63958120
Even has little Wikipedia style battle summaries.

>>63937234
>>63949828

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>63958107
>>63958120
>>63958129
Ooooooh nice, I think that's exactly what I was looking for, thanks.

>>63929288

Is he okay?

>a wild Pz. IV appears
Yeah, this isn't ending well for whichever side Miho decides to assist.

>>63937198
>Had he lived there would've been mads deportations spearheaded by largely racist Northern politicians.
lol this is revisionist history cope. By the end o the war, Lincoln was like the rest of the Northern abolitionist NIMBY retards who wanted to give blacks equal citizenship and voting rights. In fact, John Wilkes Booth was present for Lincoln's final public address where he advocated for black suffrage, which is ultimately what made Booth resolve to assassinate the President. Northerners were just as spiteful and naive back then as they are today. They believed they could punish the South by giving blacks equal rights while keeping blacks out of their own states with various Jim Crow laws known as "black codes." They really were that retarded, and thought turning half the country into the equivalent of modern-day Zimbabwe would have been good for the USA in the long run. It was only thanks to groups like the KKK and the Red Shirts that the South didn't descend into complete chaos during the Reconstruction era. Then 50 years later, D.W. Griffith made "The Birth of a Nation," which was screened by President Wilson at the White House. Ironically this movie inspired Northerners to LARP as Southern Klansmen in the 1910's and 20's once blacks and Catholic immigrants started flooding their cities looking for jobs during WWI. Northerners deserve the current state of cities like D.C., Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, the Bronx, Harlem, Oakland, Cleveland, etc.

Wasnt expecting the CP post. Pedophile.

>>63964530
>Then 50 years later, D.W. Griffith made "The Birth of a Nation," which was screened by President Wilson at the White House.

/k/ino

>>63933400
San is literally just a guerilla fighter who fights those who burn her homeland, the forest. If the villagers weren't doing that there wouldn't be a problem in the first place.

And while I dislike the hag bitch who leads them, she just wants to help them prosper at all costs.

The fact so few characters are really likeable is a big part of what makes the movie a good tale.

>>63964530
Aw, lookit the buttmad traitor loser monkey

>>63964904
>lookit the buttmad traitor loser monkey

>>63964586

The horrors of CHEESE PIZZA!

Some soldiers get abducted

>>63964904
t. northcuck who hates southeners but wishes he was a klansman and claims to be patriotic while owning embarrassing trash like pic related

>>63965209
That's an awful lot of projection going on there, little "14/88th white" loser boy

>>63964530 nice story reb you're still going on a one way trip to the gallows

>>63965640
>>63965923
Take this underageb& safe-edgy stuff back to the website that shall not be named.

>>63965979
>unironic rebtard
>hurfdurf le reddit
Holy underage Longstreet

>>63964738
>one of the worst presidents in US history
>gigachad
Oh look, a retard

>>63933400
Real life is morally ambiguous.

>>63966394
>one of the worst presidents in history
>makes all of europe so in debt to the us that we had 60% of the worlds gold reserve
Oh look, a retard!

>>63925840 (OP)
They're probably wondering why the artillery is so small

>>63965028
>Be Union 'lost company' in US Civil war
>Metal Skeleton abducts you mid verse while singing 'The Battle Hymn of The Republic'
>Wake up, it's year 40,000 AD
>You are still singing when you come out of stasis
>Seven foot tall woman in impossibly thick Catholic plate mail who was yelling about some guy name Vandire stops and stares at you
>She is just as confused as you are
>There are green skinned monsters charging at you both
>She raises a flaming sword and shouts "brothers, fight by my side!"
>Fix bayonets and charge

>>63925840 (OP)
weapons?

>>63964904
>>63965640
>>63965923
>>63966025

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>63967619
>imagine seething at the country you're a part of
The south can't rise simply because its so full of retards like you

>>63967631
>The south can't rise simply because its so full of ret-ACK!

Ain’t my country, it’s the niggers and the niggerloving Northerners’ country. And anyone who kills you is automatically in the right to do so

>>63926713

give her a pancake

>>63937234
Holy fucking illiteracy. Just kill yourself.

>>63966472

lmao

>>63966472
Based.

>>63967631
The civil war was a mass human sacrifice and no one won besides the absolute worst people on both sides of the line.

>>63967651
There would be no problem with niggers if southerners hadn't imported and bred them, you know?

>>63968491
Dubai is 75% jeet slaves. The problem was the north freeing them, not that they were there.

>>63968907
>shitbull owner mentality
Southerners really are the niggers of whites lol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2014/12/22/a-lot-of-southern-whites-are-a-little-bit-black/

>>63967619

kino

>>63968923
Jogger culture is literally just poor southern redneck culture. Which in turn comes from the poorfags of the British isles.
Where do you think all the stereotypical “black” food comes from? Where do you think the accent comes from?

In other words, niggers are the southerners of blacks. Not the other way around.

>>63969576
That book is really funny because Sowell is basically saying White southerners were the original niggers lmao

>>63964530

/thread

>>63937198

/thread

>>63970850
>threading yourself after a day
>threading an offtopic schizo post
It really doesn't matter if you're a samefag or not, you're a fucking retard

>>63970873

Take your pills faggot

>>63925840 (OP)
>What happens?
Nukes go off 80 years early.

>>63949200

No

>>63972153
It wouldn’t even matter what side she chose.

>>63940045
*BANG*

>>63937777
>He would probably walk into a stray bullet just to end it all and die of a wound infection
Wouldn't we all...

>>63973160
Her defensive magic can block physical attacks as well as magic.

>>63946579
Is there a *GOOD* civil war film that doesn't look like a clean Saturday morning reenactment?

>>63973536

Cold Mountain

Be warned though, it's very depressing.

>>63973762
Wasn't that some gay relationship drama flick?

What does this thread have to do with weapons?

Also the confederates would have allied with the nazis

Haha...

>>63929631
Spanish civil war was one of those cases where the White terror was in fact much more brutal and organized than the red terror. There was even instances of peasants being hunted for sport by rich people. Porco Rosso would've likely aligned with the anarchosyndicalists or the basque separatists and focused more on getting civilians to safety before francos forced can rape and murder them

>>63973854
>Also the confederates would have allied with the nazis

>>63973854
>Also the confederates would have allied with the nazis

>>63973854

Do I need to keep posting these or are you going to shut your niggerloving mouth?

>>63974448
undoubtedly, only to watch the communists turn on them anyways

>>63975858

Wasn't it the liberals who turned on the Communists though? Overthrowing Negrin and all that?

>>63975400
>>63975431
>>63975439
Keep posting anecdotes, please.
Meanwhile in reality confederats and nazis were both slaving white-supremacist losers that lost the only war they ever fought

>>63978366
>Keep posting anecdotes, ple-ACK!

How many more of these do I have to post before you shut your niggerloving faggot Yankee mouth?

>>63978520
Post all of them, the utter lack of context is hilarious
Meanwhile in reality confederats and nazis were both slaving white-supremacist losers that lost the only war they ever fought, and you have NO argument against that lmao

>>63978366
>>63978585

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>63978366
>>63978585

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>63925840 (OP)
Goku would probably try to broker peace, get shot, and then kick the ass of whichever army decided to attack him like he did to the Red Ribbon Army.
>>63933400
Are you autistic? They're all likeable, they just all want conflicting things and thus fight each other. Eboshi is a strong leader, treats her people well, is working to make her city prosperous. San is fighting to defend her home and her family. Ashitaka is trying to forge peace between these conflicting groups. Jigo is a villain sure, but he's still pretty charismatic and would be pleasant to share tea with. The only character I particularly dislike is Okkoto but that's mostly because of his hubris.

>>63929573
>implying Miyazaki would ever make a film that makes his beloved socialism look bad

>>63973536
Cold Mountain's opening is pretty nasty, but the rest of the movie isn't on the battlefield so ymmv.

>>63981634

Kiki’s Delivery Service is literally about a young entrepreneur

>>63980673
>southern men dying for nothing
Top kek

>>63972153

Based

>>63981983
small business ownership is not incompatible with socialism
Also, Kiki is not an "entrepreneur", as she has little to no risk.

>>63984120
>small business ownership is not incompatible with socialism
>what is dekulakization

>Also, Kiki is not an "entrepreneur", as she has little to no risk.

Except for destitution and death by

>crashing in poor weather
>getting pregnant by Tombo and then crash because her belly keeps throwing her balance off
>flying in a storm and freezing to death because she isn’t wearing protective leather clothing
>being attacked by birds
>getting sucked into a TWA airliner’s jet engine
>shot down by the US Air Force after an F-15 pilot mistook her for a MiG
>shot down by the Russian Air Force after a drone pilot mistook her for a mobile Ukrainian biological weapons platform (a bird)

>>63984120
>small business ownership is not incompatible with socialism
>what is dekulakization

>Also, Kiki is not an "entrepreneur", as she has little to no risk.

Except for destitution and death by

>crashing in poor weather
>getting pregnant by letting Tombo fuck her without a condom and then crashing because her belly keeps throwing her balance off
>flying in a storm and freezing to death because she isn’t wearing protective leather clothing
>getting attacked by birds
>getting sucked into a TWA airliner’s jet engine because she doesn’t know what restricted airspace is
>making a delivery to New England and being immediately burned alive for witchcraft
>flying past Hogwarts and getting hit in the face by a Quittich ball
>getting shot down by the US Air Force after an F-15 pilot mistook her for a MiG
>getting shot down by the Russian Air Force after a drone pilot mistook her for a mobile Ukrainian biological weapons platform (a fucking bird)

>>63984313
Dekulakization makes socialism look bad and thus is ognored by Miyazaki.

>>63984120

NEP only lasted until 1928

>>63967619

Based

>>63984313
>making a delivery to New England and being immediately burned alive for witchcraft
Wait until you find out what the Salem witch trials were actually like lmao

>>63975431
>>63975439
>>63978520

Based

>>63937166
If her shrine is in Gettysburg, it'd be the confederates shitting up her shrine to steal shoes. Gettysburg is in Pennsylvania, a union state.

>>63925840 (OP)
She simply enjoys the show.

>>63989893
Good taste anon

>>63974448
>Spanish civil war was one of those cases where the White terror was in fact much more brutal and organized than the red terror.
I think that might have more to do with by the time, the communists were in a position to institute terrors of their own, the republicans had basically already lost. You can't ice pick all the anarchists if doing so causes all the other factions to dogpile you.
Meanwhile the Fascists won, which gave them the power to do what they wanted.

>>63989893
>tfw we will never get a full anime series
>tfw even if we did it wouldn't have the gorgeous art of the first OVA
Worst timeline

>>63989893

What anime?

>>63937777
>Misaki won't be there to save him.
Oh boy, another anon who completely missed the point of his favorite

>>63974448
>Spanish civil war was one of those cases where the White terror was in fact much more brutal and organized than the red terror.
only because the nationalists won and where winning the entire war.
you only have to look at how brutal the reds where in the areas they did control or for instance during the siege of the Alcazar to get a glimpse of what it would have been like had they won.

>>63925840 (OP)
the separatist twinks or the aristocrats fancy dress uniforms It doesn't matter, Washington will burn.

>>63978520
>>63980673
Hello? Where’d you go, you miscegenating nigger-lover? Post the rest, or did you give up like your confederat/nazi forebears?

>>63990579
Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou
The main character is a cute android who runs a seaside café in a cozy post apocalypse setting where everyone takes it easy. There were 2 OVAs of 2 episodes each, but otherwise it's a pretty long manga.

>>63991309

Thx

>>63926713

Give her a pancake

>>63937216
It also, you know, benefitted existing slaveholders massively by giving them a monopoly on chattel.

>>63947748
>but the economics of slavery
You're splitting hairs. Besides, it wasn't a necessary evil to Southrons, it was the natural order and a moral good.

confeds were the nazis of their time

>>63994697
>You're splitting hairs
No, this nuance is very important here.

>it wasn't a necessary evil to Southrons, it was the natural order and a moral good.
Of course they came up with a lot of rationalizations, but at theend of they day they could've let it go, if they had any economy outside of slavery whatsoever, which they just didn't.
So, of course ending slavery was an existential threat to the south.

>>63967189
need greens like this. Just imagining a rag tag team of historical soldiers having to fight orks alongside some imperials in Trazyns Stupid Fucking Battle Simulator TM

maybe some lads from ww1-ww2, the civil wars, toss a few pike and shot groups in there, maybe a knight or samurai or two. Cowboy for flavour

>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
The battle is called off and everyone decides to be friends after a touching musical performance. Thousands are violated and a few hundred left dead in the mayhem afterward when, to the great frustration of their commanders, soldiers of both sides mysteriously acquire enormous supplies of apple brandy.

>>63995161
You mean Drifters?

>>63995502

Yeah

>>63925840 (OP)
>immediately gets shot by Confederates for wearing a blue coat

>>63994873
No they really weren't. If anything it was the opposite, Lincoln had a secret police, suspended due process, free speech, right to a speedy trial, and kept slavery in Union controlled territory (Missouri/Maryland).

>>63928360

Bun

>>63994873

True.

They were despised by the world for slavery and general inhumanity, including secret police and institutional conscription because their cause was so evil their own people didn’t want to support it.

Big losers!

>>63997661
kek

>>63940065
I swear the Halo x Frieren art is some of the funniest shit ever

>>63928457

I like how one of the shields looks like it has an emoji

He takes command of a side through sheer charisma and utterly stomps the other retards.
Also replaces every commander in the army with all his admirals.

>>63998795
god i wish ubel would sit on my face

>>63990831
>>63994873
>>63998694

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>64000737
>American southerners join en masse for this
Top fucking kek no wonder they lost

>>64000479
>POV: You are a Grunt during Assault on the Control Room

>>63925840 (OP)
>has a terrible PTSD episode in the middle of the field
>indiscriminately kills a dozen men before being put down like a rabid dog
I do not like it.

>>63989887
>missing the joke

>>63940088
I dont watch anime, has Frieren ever seen a black person?

>>63989887
Good point

>>64002885
We already know the rebels are a joke, they lost

POV: General Meade's headquarters

Could have Prussia defeated both armies at the same time

>>63926713
>>63928360
>>63932019

based and wholesome

>>63947748
If Texas were it's own country it would be the 8th largest in the world, higher than all of Canada or Russia. Florida, Georgia, Virginia, North Carolina are all pretty decently sized economies too.

>>64006140
it's *GDP would be the 8th largest

>>63929121

Which one is the Union's favorite cunnyseur and insane murderer going to try and rape first (before presumably having his leg blown off by a cannonball)?

>>63928360

Get your pancake off the poor bunny

>>63925840 (OP)
I give Goku and all characters from Pokémon free reign to give the Confederates full operational support and use of their power against the yankees.

>>63928457
>fighting barefoot

Did Samurai really?

>>63925840 (OP)
they ban the jews

So the entire thread is ignoring the most obvious shit ever right? Tanya.

She would know where she was very quickly and after a episode of internal dialogue and scouting missions she would intercede on the Unions behalf.

John Wilkes Booth is so utterly fucked, you could have one shot reconstruction eps where Tanya makes friends with Nathan Bedford forest and joins him in stopping pointless domestic resistance groups like the KKK while supporting reintegration and naval expansion.

>Tanya is in charge of the War Department, Edwin Stanton and George Maclellan are her underlings.

>>63929285
>Pigs don't fight wars.

I thought Porco was supposed to be a cynical WWI vet, hence his "Fascism is gay and retarded" attitude.

Where jojo screencap

>>64011191
better a pig than a fascist, yes.

>>64002925
she has killed plenty of demons

>scroll thru thread
>no pregnant anne frank anon posting his usual
sad

>>64011519
It's in the OP though.

>>64011527
no it aint.
thats just miyazakis usual boy/girl combo.
seeing that crazy dude posting was always funny.
him posting a pic of it as his lockscreen while out and about at some protest happening around him was peak, man.

he was pure in his devotion.

>>64011519
Avatarfagging is cringe

>>64010396
Why was the Union so antisemitic?

>>64011651
he didn't do it to avatarfag so much as post his one true love.

>>64011519

I posted earlier but I’ve been busy interviewing for a position at AAA

>>64011527

It's Pazu and Sheeta from Castle in the Sky silly.

>>64001857
Was gonna post her too. By the end of the TV series and the time of the two movies I'd say her understanding and regulation of her own emotions is good enough for her to have the sense to not get involved, so basically the boring ending. Maybe some officer will commission her to write something after the battle, provided her handwriting is as good as her typing.

>>63925840 (OP)
Depends on if they arrive before or after NT goes boom.
If before: Likely dead unless they can get on their bikes fast enough.
If after: Tetsuo craters the area, and then has to go cold turkey, further devastation likely to follow.

>>63925840 (OP)
Uhhhhhhhhhh.
So my favorite anime is tengen toppa gurren lagan.

What the fuck is the result of THAT?
Especially if Kamina is brought along.

>>64001857

Based

>>64016002
They all gather round, make a pact to never fuck Yoko, and are obliterated by a cannonball.

Yoko later dies of menopause complications.

>>64011654
I hate to break it to you but literally everyone in human history who wasn't employed by the Rothschild family or a jew themselves was an antisemite until the boomers were born, and it's looking like that will be much the case after the boomers are gone.

>>64017727
Not the confederates

>>63926713
>>63928360

best posts of this entire thread

>>63926713

awwwww

>>63929068

yes

>>64001711
>grunts
>not being shot in the back running away

>>63989887
>>64003402
>Reimu
>not Confederate

>>63929068
Hello pedro

>>63942871

kek

>>64018168
Wait till you find out

>>64022932
>touhou
>anime

>>63978366
How is posting demonstrable evidence anecdotal? Back to plebbit you go brainlet-boy.

>>64025748
"demonstrable evidence" here only exists for specific occasions, without being able to formulate a general rule from it.
So yeah, it is anecdotal evidence.

union cannons would likely tear them up but they could do some work if deployed correctly

Who's side would she be on? Or is she too stupid to even take one?

>>64027422
she would release the epstein list

>>64027703

She IS the Epstein list

>>64022932

Based

>>64028675
no, that would be her friend, becky.
the one who is WAY too into older men.

>>63990619

Based

>>63926713
>>63928360

Nice pancake

>>64029088

Becky is literally just Ghislaine Maxwell when she was a young girl

>>63990619

Riding boots dying out in men's fashion is an absolute tragedy.

>>63989893

based take

>denji from chainsaw man
>he just stands there, wondering what the fuck is going on

>illiterate in-universe equivalent of a Gypsy with severe trust issues

She’d probably hide in a shack while Johnny Reb and Billy Yank beat each other to death outside

>>63931966

I'll take it

>>63984313
>getting attacked by birds

To be fair, she literally managed to fight them off in the movie

>>63947553
>lol losers

>>63986612
NEP was just a scam to get gullible western businesses and governments to invest in the soviet union before turning on them.

How the fuck is this thread still alive?

>>64039826

It's this or another Ukraine/Israel/Chinkspam/Thirdoids seething at anyone with drinkable tap water thread

>>64011424

They're all white like her though

>>63936676

No

>>64011519

Not anime (yet)

>>63942871

What do you call this anime style anyway? It's creepy and cute at the same time.

>>64039336
>Communism was just a scam

Ftfy

>>64000479
>OH N-

>>64016002

based kamina enjoyer

>>63988253
And how Scotland made them look like a highschool play. There's a graveyard in Scotland full of people that one magistrate ordered the death of for schizo reasons and he's buried there too.

>>63988253
>Wait until you find out what the Salem witch trials were actually like lmao

Even worse than previously though?

>>64051865
>There's a graveyard in Scotland full of people that one magistrate ordered the death of for schizo reasons and he's buried there too.

Name the place, now I'm interested.

>>63928360

I’ll take it off him

>>64055685
>There's a graveyard in Scotland full of people that one magistrate ordered the death of
looked into it, seems like its Greyfriars Kirkyard.
The magistrate was known as Bloody Mackenzie.
Had a religious issue with some people known as the Covenanters, put hundreds of em in a prison known as Covenanter's prison.

basically he was throwing a bitch fit over this document and over people not converting from Presbyterianism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Covenant

It wasn't hundreds, either.
It was over a thousand people captured by the government.
only a few hundred were LEFT after 5 months of getting 4 oz of bread a day, and were put aboard a ship to america (the pre-revolution colonies) that crashed on some rocks and sank.
>This was not your typical prison you may think of today. It is outside, and each cell is made of brick and without a ceiling, leaving inmates completely open and unprotected from the outside elements.
>Mackenzie was especially brutal to inmates. There was a rule that after a certain time at night, no one was allowed to move, and if they did not follow this rule, the inmate next to them would be killed, leaving their cell mates blood on their hands. Mackenzie was known for his pure brutality and has since been nicknamed “Bloody Mackenzie”.
>When he finally died, he was buried in Greyfriars Cemetery after having so many deaths on his hands, it has been thought that his soul could not rest.

A couple of teenagers broke in 26 years ago and stole his head lol.

>>63926658

No, bad Anya!

>>64039826

Why wouldn’t it?

>>64057443
>A couple of teenagers broke in 26 years ago and stole his head lol.


Based

>>64036427

Who?

>>63966430
That’s one of the great lies. Evil is real and you know it when you see it but you’ve been brainwashed into ignoring it instead of doing anything.

>>63929074
>>63933400
>>64063080
I see no evil in a woman looking after lepers and the rest of her people at large during a time of chaos and warring states.
Nor do I see evil in a young woman raised by wolves who naturally distrusts humanity (and other groups like the apes) for the horrors they inflict upon her family and each other.
And finally I see no evil in a young prince raised to be a mix of moral righteousness tempered by humility seeking a cure for his curse while trying to stay true to his principles, the same principles that eventually force him to get involved in the conflict between these two women.

The only true character you see evil in is the mercenary monk.
His immoral actions are the true face of most evils in the world.
Apathy, greed, selfishness.
He has grown numb to the horrors of the world and happily exploits them to his own benefit, spending the lives of others like coins he does not own.
He shields himself and his desires behind his apathy to the world's horrors and deceives people into overlooking him until his foot is upon their neck.

>>63926658

Yes, good Any!

>>64063541
The evil of Mononokehime is the central government.

>>63926658
she's why the union won

>>63929074
why?

>>63929285
he'd side with the north probably

given his stance on slave-owning societies

>>63929746
based

>>63925840 (OP)
South loses

>>63932007
sad!

>>63926713
>>63928360
Weapons?

>>63933372

wut

>>63929068
It’s what they fought for, after all.

>>63936676
yes

>>63929285
They don’t like fascists/Nazis/confederats either

>>63937166
>>63989887
btfo

>>63929288
lol

>>63937216
if that were true they'd have banned slavery
learn some history

>>63929396

Neat

>>63937277
fighting on little round top was too late in the day to affect the battle for the rebels

>>63929573
Does he ever make sequels?

>>63937777
>schizo
found your answer

>>63930023
>lost their slaves
Yes

>>63940045
Frieren hates demons so she'd side with the Union.

>>63933330
lol!

>>63940088
true

>>63933407
Yes

>>63942173
I did. He was a very enthusiastic retard.

>>63937198
Yeah they were crazy

>>63942871
that would be hilarious

>>63952163
>most rebels gave up
Why were they such cowards?

>>63937216
You know the rebels said it was about slavery, right?

>>64039319
well tbqf they did lose

>>63937777
Troons gonna troons

>>63957624
Proofs?

>>63940088
Good point

>>63964530
weird cope over fighting to keep slaves

>>63947553
kek

>>63964586
OP does that shite all the time.

>>63954637
It’s telling he was afraid to respond to you.

>>63966472
source?

>>63958840
Poor southerner

>>63967619
>most US soldiers are southerners
ouch

>>63963079
She’d probably be with Meade.

>>63968923
Damn!

>>63965028
based

>>63975400
yeah they were proto-fascists

>>63969576
Says a lot about white southerners but explains why they lost

>>64025748
>demonstrates some anecdotes
what does that prove?

>>63970861
This

>>63984120
Good point.

>>63973854
Weapons?

>most confederates surrendered
Cowards

>>64065777
No.
The Onin war engulfing japan during the film is a merely backdrop and serves as a kind of metaphor.
That war was the result of a massive power vacuum from influential daimyo dying during a succession struggle, women close to the shogun's people making their own political moves, even as two major clans had their own succession wars with outsider clan participation.
And when things finally settled into two major sides fighting, they even swapped sides in the middle of things!
look at the map of who sided with whom.

This was the warring states period, anon.
A time of massive disruption in the balance of everything, and horrors grew from that imbalance and chaos.
Much like what happens with the gods during the film.
The boar gods and the Forest Spirt.

>>64066612
Don't try to take a tiny slice of what was going on and present it as a complete pie.
Slaves were the cherry on top of a long going feud the north had been winning to crush the south via economic warfare and unfair political decisions.
Nothing you can post will change the fact that the south was ALWAY going to have to give up their slaves due to the changes in England.

>>64066612
>their own ordinances of secession say it was about slavery
Hard to dispute that.

>their constitution forbids ending slavery
Damn.

>>64066742
They would have amended it after England got going. Cotton was all they had and England was gearing up for its grand antislavery crusade across the world.

>>64066742
it's reality. anything else is wishful thinking. not like they'd fight a war to keep slaves only to cave to england over slavery lmao. someone would have to be mentally handicapped to think that.

>>64066761
they fought to keep their slaves because it was the only way they had to make money, retard.
The north was hardly interested in offering them a way to replace slaves with machines because they wanted to crush the south's economic power.
and after seceding the south's only customer for cotton was England.
keep on dreaming.

>>63925840 (OP)
>speaks only Japanese

Yeah I don’t think she’s gonna know what’s going on.

>>63937777

It’s cute