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Anonymous No.64442059 [Report] >>64442178 >>64442419 >>64443073 >>64446197
/AK/ tank benis :DDD edition
Previous thread: >>64432793
>Images (limit reached)

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

On mobile or filtered by the plugin otherwise? No problem! >>>/wsg/6007756
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761199341653164.mp4
Anonymous No.64442074 [Report] >>64442100 >>64442104 >>64442189 >>64442199 >>64442251 >>64442311 >>64442646 >>64442690 >>64444793
How do you all feel about Girls and Muskets?
Anonymous No.64442092 [Report] >>64447272
Anonymous No.64442100 [Report] >>64442120 >>64443797
>>64442074
the only musket I need is an M16. can I get a hell yeah?
Anonymous No.64442104 [Report] >>64442120 >>64443797 >>64444520
>>64442074
I for one am a musket enjoyer.
Anonymous No.64442108 [Report]
Anonymous No.64442120 [Report] >>64442144
>>64442100
Sir, I am dumb because that joke went over my head like a bullet from an M16.

>>64442104
My Brother from another mother.
Anonymous No.64442139 [Report]
Anonymous No.64442144 [Report] >>64442192 >>64442253 >>64444822
>>64442120
M16s or really just any 20" AR15 are called muskets because they're long.
Anonymous No.64442178 [Report]
>>64442059 (OP)
Anonymous No.64442189 [Report]
>>64442074
yeah
Anonymous No.64442192 [Report] >>64442229
>>64442144
If you think a 20" AR is long you have never touched a musket. My Jezail is nearly 5 feet long
Anonymous No.64442199 [Report] >>64442242
>>64442074
Fuck off puckee, your not infesting /ak/ like you did with /tg/s character art threads.
Anonymous No.64442229 [Report] >>64442249
>>64442192
yeah, that's the joke. they're longer than most other 5.56 rifles these days so it's a "musket".
Anonymous No.64442242 [Report]
>>64442199
Nah
Anonymous No.64442249 [Report]
>>64442229
Guess I've been abused by genuinely long and heavy rifles for so long I find something like an M16 or a stock AKM light and compact by comparison
Anonymous No.64442251 [Report]
>>64442074
Nothing wrong with making due with what you've got or just being a big black powder enthusiast.
Anonymous No.64442253 [Report] >>64442261 >>64442716 >>64444822
>>64442144
Im glad PTA is toning down his noses, now he's looking real solid
Anonymous No.64442261 [Report] >>64442672 >>64442716
>>64442253
He should balance that out by putting less details on the feet
Anonymous No.64442276 [Report] >>64444520
Anonymous No.64442311 [Report] >>64444520
>>64442074
Almost as cool as girls in armor
Anonymous No.64442352 [Report] >>64444520
Anonymous No.64442419 [Report] >>64443073
>>64442059 (OP)
Guys... guys, please what is the personification for Springfield Trapdoor?
Anonymous No.64442485 [Report] >>64442635
Drink it anon~
Anonymous No.64442493 [Report] >>64444633
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64442579 [Report] >>64442660
I just bought around 18 MREs for 69 dollars from a Marine at a yard sale.
Anonymous No.64442635 [Report] >>64442733
>>64442485
is it hot chocolate with breast milk?
Anonymous No.64442646 [Report]
>>64442074

You could say that
Anonymous No.64442660 [Report] >>64444636
>>64442579
>18 MREs
Don't eat more than one a week unless you're prepared to shoot laxatives directly into your jugular, or you're prepared to meet God on the toilet like Elvis did.
Anonymous No.64442667 [Report] >>64444520
Anonymous No.64442672 [Report] >>64446512
>>64442261
he draws good feet though
Anonymous No.64442690 [Report]
>>64442074

I like ‘em
Anonymous No.64442716 [Report] >>64442761 >>64442938
>>64442253
>>64442261
>toning down noses
>focusing on feet
Decent into extreme degeneracy and mental illness. Dehumanizing himself.
Expect silence followed by news headlines about some brutal murder/suicide within the year.
Anonymous No.64442733 [Report]
>>64442635
Shhhh! Don't worry your little head. Just. Drink.
Anonymous No.64442754 [Report]
Anonymous No.64442761 [Report]
>>64442716
I like big noses
Anonymous No.64442771 [Report] >>64444544
Anonymous No.64442938 [Report] >>64444822
>>64442716
>Decent into extreme degeneracy and mental illness. Dehumanizing himself.
That's not very nice to say anon, he's had foot fetish for quite while. There are far worse fetishes to have.
Anonymous No.64443073 [Report] >>64443155 >>64444368
>>64442059 (OP)
Your OP text is identical to mine except for the previous thread thumber. You even left the /wsg/ links

>>64442419
It would just be 1903 dressed as a Cowgirl. I think PTA drew this one given how ugly Springy looks
Anonymous No.64443155 [Report] >>64443767
>>64443073
>OP text is identical
I noticed that too, at least there's more people baking threads now. it was getting bad for a little while.
Anonymous No.64443207 [Report] >>64443294
it's over /ak/, time to leave and cry to sleep
Anonymous No.64443294 [Report]
>>64443207
why
Anonymous No.64443451 [Report]
Anonymous No.64443608 [Report] >>64443636 >>64443767 >>64444178
>>64437204
>>64437232
>>64437672
I don't like the '''smart''' TV, why did Worst Korea, the Cee Cee Pee, and Bestbuy/Walmart/Target have to give us these ironically stupid things with a shitty locked down Android OS that you can only use to coomsume on.
If I ever wanna 'smart' TV like experience I'll just invest in a ceiling mounted projector and hook it up to a cheap intel Nuc or the AMD/Minisform equivalent depending on which is the better deal and watch muh seeded Tibetan cartoons off that and navigate it with a wireless keyboard... Well I might leave the projector installing to someone more competent however less I end up with a cluster of wires hanging off my ceiling but yeah.
Sure the setup itself sounds annoying but having to remember a million different subscription service passwords on an interface were you can't just copy&past it all while they eat away at your wallet sounds even more annoying. I don't get why people tolerate modern tech.
Anonymous No.64443636 [Report] >>64443744 >>64445252
>>64443608
Basically it's extremely fucking cheap to shove smart shit into TV's, like, absolutely negligible to the manufacturers, and the majority of consoomers want smart TV's, meaning there's basically zero reasons for pretty much all manufacturers to not just slap some really shitty built in smart chip into the TV even though 99% of people will just end up using a firestick or google TV stick or roku or whatever.
On the bright side you can pretty much ignore ALL the "smart features" of the TV and never even connect it to the internet.
Anonymous No.64443744 [Report]
>>64443636
>even though 99% of people will just end up using a firestick or google TV
You're forgetting that anyone who connects it to the internet lets the company profit from serving ads and selling their data, they can even track people who don't use the smart functionality. Look up ACR for details. So it's a win for them in that sense as well.
Anonymous No.64443767 [Report]
Turns out the ad is a Uma Musume - Shadow Verse "collab" and the horse on the left died IRL

>>64443155
Fair, having multiple threads from the same OP would be jive

>>64443608
>why people tolerate modern tech
That's how the lowest common denominator works
t. Watched the extended copy of Black Hawk Down on YouTube with ads
Anonymous No.64443787 [Report] >>64443796 >>64443831 >>64445345
What would being with a centaur be like.
Anonymous No.64443796 [Report] >>64443824
>>64443787
she better be female or full package, otherwise I'm turning her into sashimi.
Anonymous No.64443797 [Report] >>64443821 >>64444515 >>64444544 >>64444569
>>64442100
>>64442104
I miss him bros, I feel like he filled some niche that other artists don't. I can't quite put my finger on it but it's enough to let him be very memorable, at least to me.
Anonymous No.64443821 [Report] >>64443839
>>64443797
That niche being cataracts and same face, kek
Anonymous No.64443824 [Report] >>64444108
>>64443796
>female or full package
Of course she would be female... wait, what did you mean by this?
Anonymous No.64443831 [Report] >>64444241
>>64443787
HORSE PUSSY
Anonymous No.64443839 [Report] >>64443945
>>64443821
Every milartist has same face syndrome for some reason, I wonder why.
Anonymous No.64443851 [Report]
Anonymous No.64443853 [Report] >>64443901 >>64444010 >>64444105 >>64444166
Fuck I wish I had it in me to learn how to draw.
Anonymous No.64443901 [Report]
>>64443853
it's hard to find time to practice
Anonymous No.64443945 [Report]
>>64443839
lol
Anonymous No.64444010 [Report]
>>64443853
Just start. Starting is the hardest part.
Anonymous No.64444090 [Report]
GOD FEARING PATRIOTIC AMERICANS WILL WIN!
WILL WILL CRUSH THE RED CHINESE!
WE WILL CRUSH THE RED MENACE FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!
GOD FEARING PATRIOTIC AMERICANS WILL ALL GET A TOMBOY TRADWIFE!
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
WE WILL SOON LIVE IN A NEW ERA OF POSTWAR PROSPERITY!
THE STEINS AND THE CHANGS STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST AMERICAN MIGHT!
USA USA USA USA USA USA!
Anonymous No.64444105 [Report]
>>64443853
Hell, give it a year, and you'll be better than that faggot.
Anonymous No.64444108 [Report]
>>64443824
>he was not there for the ak centaur female with extra incident
Anonymous No.64444166 [Report]
>>64443853
gj
Anonymous No.64444178 [Report] >>64445252
>>64443608
Just dont connect it to the internet
Plug is a computer or use digital tv
Anonymous No.64444241 [Report]
>>64443831
Anonymous No.64444256 [Report] >>64444717 >>64444785 >>64447876
It's almost Marian's birthday. What should I draw for her birthday? I'm blanking right now.
Anonymous No.64444368 [Report] >>64444507 >>64444520 >>64444712
>>64443073
Yes, I know this artwork with the rather meh drawn rifle
Anonymous No.64444507 [Report] >>64444520
>>64444368
>You support the Union because you oppose treason and slavery
>I support the Union because blue is my favorite color
>We are not the same
Anonymous No.64444515 [Report] >>64444520
>>64443797
Me too anon, me too
Anonymous No.64444520 [Report] >>64444569
>>64442104
>>64442276
>>64442311
>>64442352
>>64442667
>>64444368
>>64444507
>>64444515
I already said it but we REALLY need a Naponeonic/musket themed thread
It is a biological necessity and a moral obligation at this point
Anonymous No.64444544 [Report] >>64444709
>>64443797
There is more contrast and warmth in his artwork, they don't look like they have anemia like his one >>64442771.
Anonymous No.64444569 [Report] >>64444818
>>64443797
I still feel very sorry for him. And I'm so sorry that I didn't have a chance to support him somehow...
He seems to be a man with a conflict between inner purity and talent, who has been disgusted and crushed by the pressure of the community.

I always hope in the back of my heart that one day his lovely artwork will start appearing again and that he is okay and has managed to overcome this creative and personal depression.

>>64444520
I'm in!
(However, I only have a .577 Snider here around.)
Anonymous No.64444633 [Report] >>64444704
>>64442493
Ironlilly making a centurichan reference?
Color me intrigued.
Anonymous No.64444636 [Report]
>>64442660
Just a few days ago I shat out a giant log and even the first wipe as clean. Without any MREs or such.
Anonymous No.64444704 [Report]
>>64444633
they've crossed over quite a bit i think
Anonymous No.64444709 [Report] >>64444901
>>64444544
>they don't look like they have anemia like his one
Fuck you I love pale women and albinos.
Anonymous No.64444710 [Report] >>64444980
Slavic women erotic!
Anonymous No.64444712 [Report]
>>64444368
>Springfield rifle muskets are generally around 140cm
IMAGINE
Anonymous No.64444713 [Report] >>64446765
God I love these dorks
Anonymous No.64444717 [Report]
>>64444256
sesbian lex with Heinrike
Anonymous No.64444718 [Report] >>64445125
AK-15 is better than AK-12 or RPK
Anonymous No.64444785 [Report] >>64445778
>>64444256
Casual autumn clothes, maybe white girl coffee tropes
The light novel says that she does often drink coffee with a lot of sugar
Maybe it's a very /k/ date and it's with her going skeet shooting next to a lot of colorful leaves
Anything comfy and in that same thinking is what I would recommend
I'd glad someone else remembers my wife
fucker of slovenian women No.64444793 [Report]
>>64442074
no, silly. It's girls und panzer not girls und musket
Anonymous No.64444804 [Report] >>64445078
>Begone vile vampire thot!
>thou shall not ruin thy men of Sigmar!
Anonymous No.64444818 [Report] >>64445106
>>64444569
>He seems to be a man with a conflict between inner purity and talent, who has been disgusted and crushed by the pressure of the community.
Why would he be disgusted and crushed? Was the community pushing him to do Rule 34 shit? I can see why he'd be on hiatus if that's the case. You put your blood, sweat, and tears into making good art, and degens just want to see your creations get blown out. Crazy.
Anonymous No.64444822 [Report]
>>64442144
>>64442253
>>64442938
the foot
Anonymous No.64444901 [Report] >>64445112
>>64444709
>minimal facial features
>pale as if she is sick
>looks fragile
No.
Anonymous No.64444980 [Report]
>>64444710
Yeah
Anonymous No.64445044 [Report] >>64445046 >>64445109
Polila tried dipping his toe in animation

sound image, otherwise go to his twitter if you want to hear the music and sfx
Anonymous No.64445046 [Report] >>64445079
>>64445044
wtf why is it broken
Anonymous No.64445078 [Report]
>>64444804
>Armored thighhighs
Hot
Anonymous No.64445079 [Report]
>>64445046
Works on my end
Anonymous No.64445106 [Report]
>>64444818
He witnessed us lewding his daughters, he was not angry, just disapointed
Anonymous No.64445109 [Report]
>>64445044
That artillery animation is smoooth
Anonymous No.64445112 [Report]
>>64444901
Hush
Anonymous No.64445125 [Report] >>64445128 >>64445424
>>64444718
What about both at the same time?
Anonymous No.64445128 [Report] >>64445144
>>64445125
Anonymous No.64445144 [Report] >>64445160 >>64446415 >>64447737 >>64450296
>>64445128
>tfw RPK16 gaslights and manipulates you in to having a threesome with her and AK-15
>she assures you that she is fine with it and it is what she wants
>she breaks half your ribs and all your fingers next day for cheating on her
>she whispers in your ear while you are sobbing on the floor that we should do it again next month
Anonymous No.64445153 [Report]
Anonymous No.64445160 [Report]
>>64445144
Anonymous No.64445252 [Report] >>64446036
>>64443636
>On the bright side you can pretty much ignore ALL the "smart features"
Maybe with yours but I had to set up my grand parents smart once TV and it basically required me to connect it to the Internet and sign up for shit I didn't want with no skip options so I ended up making a throwaway email for that AND it required a 40min firmware update in order to stop having weird graphically errors like constantly flipping sideways as though it was a vertical monitor or having only a small corner of the display actually showing video output. Very tedious and I hated the whole experience till the end.
I think it was a Sony, they should just stick to making audio equipment instead honestly... Or maybe it was a Samsung? I dunno my memory is fuzzy on the details, probably my brain trying to block out the trauma of installing that damn thing.

>>64444178
>Just dont connect it to the internet
^ Not a problem with my monitor BUT that's not always an option. Reply above related.
Anonymous No.64445345 [Report] >>64445519 >>64446598 >>64447916
>>64443787
GF that doubles as an alternative to a car on days when it's not to hot or cold so you can save money on gas. Seems nice.
Anonymous No.64445424 [Report] >>64445963
>>64445125
I'm monogamous
Anonymous No.64445519 [Report] >>64446057
>>64445345
Can you imagine how a house would have to be built in order for one to feel comfortable in it? That shit would be spacious as hell.
Anonymous No.64445778 [Report] >>64446037
>>64444785
Thank you, anon. Those are cute ideas. I want to try (emphasis on try) to do something for Marian's birthday. She deserves it.
Anonymous No.64445840 [Report] >>64446313 >>64446406
Anonymous No.64445963 [Report]
>>64445424
gay
Anonymous No.64446036 [Report]
>>64445252
My tv is a samsung and it let me just skip any setup, so I doubt it was Samsung
Anonymous No.64446037 [Report] >>64446094 >>64447876
>>64445778
You are doing God's work
I didn't think anyone else out there remembered her
Also usually Halloween artwork always out-shadows her own birthday for artwork from witch artists
Her birthday is on All Saint's Day, right after Halloween, so I like thinking about she is both a Devil-Dog Marine, and my angel
Anonymous No.64446057 [Report] >>64446950
>>64445519
I was actually thinking about this the other day, just how various monster girls would adapt to living in standard homes. The basic idea was pretty much anything that wasn't an average sized biped would have a hell of a time in anything that wasn't a mansion.
Anonymous No.64446094 [Report]
>>64446037
>I didn't think anyone else out there remembered her
She's my favorite Witch, so of course I know her birthday. I'm trying to get better at drawing since Marian doesn't get a lot of art.
Anonymous No.64446197 [Report]
>>64442059 (OP)
Any love for waifus with double action revolvers?
Anonymous No.64446276 [Report]
alright, hear me out, imagine you bought like 9 body pillows and 9 fur rugs, then you sewed those rugs into pillow cases for the body pillows, then you just lay in the fluffy body pillow pile while listening to kitsune mommy asmr's
Anonymous No.64446313 [Report] >>64446406 >>64446414 >>64446417 >>64446454
>>64445840
Anonymous No.64446406 [Report]
>>64445840
>>64446313
Anonymous No.64446414 [Report]
>>64446313
I would go through hell to have this.
Anonymous No.64446415 [Report]
>>64445144
>No pubes
Red flag
Anonymous No.64446417 [Report] >>64446462
>>64446313
Stop
Anonymous No.64446454 [Report] >>64446462
>>64446313
>you will never get this
Anonymous No.64446462 [Report]
>>64446417
>>64446454
Anonymous No.64446512 [Report]
>>64442672
I have to agree, even as someone that hates feet he draws good feet
Anonymous No.64446584 [Report] >>64446620 >>64451775
What does she carry?
Anonymous No.64446598 [Report] >>64446950 >>64446979
>>64445345
idk about that like what about the food bill or what if she breaks her leg? You're going to have a GF that forever fucked for life and in pain.
Anonymous No.64446620 [Report] >>64446893
>>64446584
She's like some magician or shit. She doesn't care anything but a wand.
Anonymous No.64446701 [Report]
Anonymous No.64446765 [Report] >>64446796
>>64444713
Actually isn't there a platoon in GF2 that's still around from here?
I'm wondering if any of them would like to join a new one
Anonymous No.64446796 [Report] >>64446806
>>64446765
There's a few /gfg/ ones and I think there's one from here
Anonymous No.64446806 [Report]
>>64446796
I'm in a /gfg/ one but keeping recruitment closed has been dire on recruitment prospects so I'm just asking here for an opening we just got.
It's a top 50 platoon and all that so we're doing pretty good, just need one person to man the battlestation
Anonymous No.64446893 [Report]
>>64446620
A wand you say. Quite the weapon.
>sorry I had to.
Anonymous No.64446950 [Report] >>64447018 >>64447925
>>64446057
>The basic idea was pretty much anything that wasn't an average sized biped would have a hell of a time in anything that wasn't a mansion.
Yeah but I think some would be alright like lamias but it would all depend on their tail size. I can't think of too many monster girls other than the basics but centaurs and arachnids (if they're anything like pic rel) arguably would have it the worst.
Also while talking about monster women its crazy to think just how many new things would be created and sold to suit each races needs. Lotta money in that shit.
>>64446598
>or what if she breaks her leg? You're going to have a GF that forever fucked for life and in pain.
It'd suck but I believe there are some horses that have prosthetic legs who are doing alright. Cant run like they used to but still. Besides the Amish still use horses on roads and they seem to be aight from what I know.
Anonymous No.64446979 [Report] >>64447224
>>64446598
Isn't the main problem with horses breaking their legs just the fact that horses are dumb and don't know not to keep weight off the leg until it heals properly? Wouldn't that be a non-issue for centaurs since they have human intelligence?
Anonymous No.64446990 [Report] >>64447818
I love 1911s.
Anonymous No.64447018 [Report] >>64447039 >>64447258
>>64446950
Lamia would still have some problems
For one, their main way of moving it dragging like 80% of their entire body along the ground, if they have average first world cleanliness and hygiene sensibilities that would be an absolute nightmare if they don't have some sort of "lamia sock" invented, otherwise they're just dragging all the mud and shit into the house every time.
Two, the life sized limited edition Miia dakimakura (yes, it's a thing) is 7 meters long (23'), so if we use that as the gold standard for how large an average lamia would be, lamia would have a pretty awkward time fitting in average sized rooms, basically furniture wouldn't work for them but they can probably just coil up for comfort so they don't really need it. Main problem I see would be showers and bathtubs, they would need absolutely fucking colossal custom made bathrooms just for them, like basically indoor swimming pool-tier. Stairs might also be weird since they're usually pretty narrow and snakes need some space to slither properly but they could probably get around that.
Cars would also be awkward, they'd need to basically shove most of their body in the backseat and trunk and still have the tail tip loop back around to the pedals.

Still, definitely have less problem than centaurs, who are just outright in for a miserable time of having to do some really weird gymnastics just to sit the toilet in a smaller bathroom.
Anonymous No.64447039 [Report] >>64447050
>>64447018
Mia is fat, needs to go on a diet.
Anonymous No.64447050 [Report] >>64447219 >>64448946
>>64447039
Chubby Miia
Anonymous No.64447170 [Report] >>64447173
we need to completely rethink centaur anatomy. Over-reliance on horse-based body-plans have led to far too many issues, from extreme difficulty in navigating bidpedal environments, to ethical questions on whether centaur pussy could be considered bestiality or not. Towards these ends, I propose the following changes:

1. miniaturize the design.
The large spatial footprint of centaurs is one of the preeminent difficulties in integrating them in normal human environments. Reducing this footprint makes them much more viable as romantic partners and allows them to more easily partake in a wide variety of social activities. Towards this end, their height should be capped at 7' total, and their horse back length be reduced to 1/4 of their total horse length (as opposed to the current 1/3).

2. Installation of a human pelvis
Human hips, and the reproductive organs that accompany them, offers an alternative for those who prefer human pussy to horse pussy and allows for human style pregnancies. This would require the movement of the horse shoulders and horse rib-cage further back in order to make room for the pelvis, but should cause minimal issues due to the existence of additional organs in the human cavity and the reduced size leading to a reduced weight.
Anonymous No.64447173 [Report]
>>64447170
No.
Anonymous No.64447219 [Report]
>>64447050
Anonymous No.64447224 [Report] >>64449961
>>64446979
The issue for horses is that they can't lay down for long periods of times without experiencing health-related issues. Also, there leg bones are light compared to their bodies so when they do break them, they shatter most times. Really fucking sad to be honest. Even worse is when horses get old man, My grandparents' horse was and old fucker and towards his end his body could not digest food, so he slowly starved to death before being put down.
Anonymous No.64447258 [Report] >>64447287 >>64448380
>>64447018
>would be an absolute nightmare if they don't have some sort of "lamia sock" invented, otherwise they're just dragging all the mud and shit into the house every time.
I'd imagine a sock thing that kind of works like overalls where it has a buckle loop and strap so it doesn't slip off
>the life sized limited edition Miia dakimakura (yes, it's a thing) is 7 meters long (23')
>its real
What the fuck
>Still, definitely have less problem than centaurs, who are just outright in for a miserable time of having to do some really weird gymnastics just to sit the toilet in a smaller bathroom.
Thinking about all of this including the lamia problems you mentioned makes me genuinely think that in todays world monster girls would for sure have government assistance which is what happened in that anime show I think. Either that or their own nations or a single one where each state would be designated for that monster race. Something like that. Some of them just got a lot going on
Anonymous No.64447272 [Report]
>>64442092
I want to nakadashi and marry this magic gunslinger.
Anonymous No.64447287 [Report] >>64447305 >>64447361
>>64447258
Funny enough, the monster girls who wouldn't have any issues what so ever in human societies (not even needing specialty pillows to adapt to horns or whatever) would be the ones based off the very animals who already regularly live in human homes all across the planet, feline and canine girls.
Anonymous No.64447305 [Report] >>64447358 >>64447366
>>64447287
don't forget fox girls
Anonymous No.64447358 [Report] >>64447372 >>64447421 >>64447472 >>64451154
>>64447305
fun fact about foxes, their piss is so bad that if it gets into fabric, it will ruin it and stink like fox piss forever. Whatever you do, do NOT go to a hunting store and pick up a bottle of it for less than 10 dollars, and DEFINITELY do NOT pour it on the furniture of the people you don't like at their next house party. DON'T do that.
DON'T
pour it on the car seats of the one asshole who constantly speeds through your kid's school zone
DO NOT
empty the bottle onto the displays at the mall
Anonymous No.64447361 [Report]
>>64447287
Depending on how the problematic monster girls would be treated in society the envy would be off the fucking charts.
Anonymous No.64447366 [Report] >>64447398
>>64447305
I said canine girls
Anonymous No.64447372 [Report]
>>64447358
>Your fox wife intentionally pissing on your clothes when you're not looking to mark you as hers and hers alone.
Anonymous No.64447398 [Report]
>>64447366
>I said canine girls
oh yeah
Anonymous No.64447421 [Report] >>64447426 >>64447454
>>64447358
That's some evil shit that thankfully most people do not know about
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64447426 [Report] >>64447498
>>64447421
Tonight's the night
Anonymous No.64447454 [Report]
>>64447421
imagine
Anonymous No.64447459 [Report] >>64447796
>fox girls, dog girls, and wolf girls are all really popular
But there's never any love for coyote girls, poor song dogs.
Anonymous No.64447472 [Report]
>>64447358
>Heart eyes
>AK hidden behind back
Mixed messages.
Anonymous No.64447498 [Report] >>64447593
>>64447426
gulp... is that where you've been all this time? Getting prepped?
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64447593 [Report] >>64447667
>>64447498
I recently discovered the person who owns the 7/11 near me is some type of middle easterner, so right now I decided to cause him one problem that he or his son will be standing in.

It was immature as fuck but I don't care and I will never return to that 7/11
Anonymous No.64447667 [Report] >>64447702
>>64447593
Breh. So you already committed the deed? What did they even do to you.
>the person who owns the 7/11 near me is some type of middle easterner
and this is expected. I don't know why but seemingly all gas station owners are foreigners. Like 90% if I had to guess.
Anonymous No.64447692 [Report] >>64447737
Unfortunately I have discovered I like the Sig 4xt pro.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64447702 [Report] >>64447789
>>64447667
>What did they even do to you.
Well, there have been a few time they've given me the wrong amount of change back and insisting they did give me 4 dollars back as if I don't have 2 fucking Washington's right in my fucking hand
>I don't know why but seemingly all gas station owners are foreigners. Like 90% if I had to guess.
Probably because they're desperate. It's easier to work/manage a gas station than pursue anything meaningful
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64447706 [Report]
*a few times
Anonymous No.64447737 [Report] >>64447741 >>64449742
>>64445144
I take it your therapist doesn't know about your desire to be physically abused by a woman

>>64447692
Unfortunately, Soppo does not spark joy either
Anonymous No.64447741 [Report] >>64447798
>>64447737
Why not?
Anonymous No.64447789 [Report]
>>64447702
>Well, there have been a few time they've given me the wrong amount of change back
oh
Anonymous No.64447796 [Report]
>>64447459
Nah fuck them shoot on sight.
Anonymous No.64447798 [Report] >>64447806 >>64447868 >>64449747
>>64447741
Same reason RPK-16 and AK-15 don't: self preservation instinct
Anonymous No.64447806 [Report] >>64447817
>>64447798
No need to be afraid. You will be preserved meticulously.
Anonymous No.64447817 [Report]
>>64447806
Bet
Anonymous No.64447818 [Report] >>64448557
>>64446990
Anonymous No.64447868 [Report] >>64448383 >>64448392 >>64449323 >>64449702 >>64454246
>>64447798
Have you considered simply overpowering and bending them to your will? They're guns/tdolls, not people. So you won't get in trouble for committing a little percussive maintenance.
Anonymous No.64447876 [Report] >>64447878
>>64444256
>>64446037
>I didn't think anyone else out there remembered her
how could anyone forget the cute American tsundere with a cute German tsundere wife?
Anonymous No.64447878 [Report]
>>64447876
forgot pic
Anonymous No.64447916 [Report] >>64447974
I’ll let my autism/work exp get through on this one.
>>64445345
>save money on gas
Depends on price of hay. A small square bale a day-ish. Depends on your geography. $6-8 a bale for first cutting. $7-10 for nice second. Move to south eastern states like Florida and the price at least doubles. Price also heavily affected by weather conditions in the region during the beginning of the season (drought, excessive rain etc). Horse legs on asphalt/concrete don't last long especially under load. They are made to be over dirt or for some breeds sand. They get damage to their canon bones. You’ll be losing more money to the farrier/dentist/vet. High quality work for shoes alone will run ~$300+/mo for a set of fronts and hinds.
Anonymous No.64447925 [Report] >>64447974
2nd round of autism
>>64446950
Speaking in generalizations. Amish horses are the clapped out 2003 honda civics with 275k miles on them. Most are used up from running on hard pack and in my exp they have mental issues like trouble trusting, not abuse per se but they are worked. They are tools not animals in this context.
Anonymous No.64447974 [Report] >>64448010
>>64447916
>>64447925
you know a lot about horses
Anonymous No.64448010 [Report]
>>64447974
he fucks horses for living anon
Anonymous No.64448101 [Report]
No idea how alive you mob are but I'm aware of the PMC Dollkisser platoon here that's a bit active so might as well try.

We're a /gfg/ platoon in need of some new dorks in Girls' Frontline 2.
We're ranked #18 current but requirements aren't that stringent. You can add me at 10597 or apply at 100022 to get a spot if you're happy to put a small amount of effort into the Funsmokes.
Anonymous No.64448380 [Report]
>>64447258
Based Tio poster
Anonymous No.64448383 [Report]
>>64447868
>overpowering
>tdolls
Canonically impossible, these fucking machines are strong as any synth and better armed. Correcting them with a stern dicking is not an option
Anonymous No.64448392 [Report] >>64449323
>>64447868
Grab her arm to show her how strong you are
Anonymous No.64448557 [Report]
>>64447818
Anonymous No.64448894 [Report]
>>64444431
Tactical use case for jester hats?
Anonymous No.64448946 [Report]
>>64447050
Anonymous No.64449323 [Report]
>>64447868
>>64448392
If anyone listens to these anons odds are that you'll have a T-Doll end up raping or killing you.
Anonymous No.64449702 [Report] >>64449710 >>64449716 >>64450147
>>64447868
>simply overpowering and bending them to your will?
ror, rumao
Anonymous No.64449710 [Report] >>64449759
>>64449702
There sure are a lot you emasculated faggots in these threads.
Anonymous No.64449716 [Report] >>64449821 >>64453372
>>64449702
imagine if 15's crush tried it on her, and she got too flustered to resist anyway
Anonymous No.64449742 [Report]
>>64447737
>I take it your therapist doesn't know about your desire to be physically abused by a woman

I have never been to one, I wonder what she would say honestly. Then again, is it really "abuse" if she loves you? Beating means loving!
Anonymous No.64449747 [Report] >>64449756
>>64447798
But RPK-16 would take care of you and make sure nobody else could hurt you!
Anonymous No.64449756 [Report] >>64449813
>>64449747
AK-15 would also
the difference is that 16 would do it by tying you up and locking you in her basement, and 15 would do it by caving in the skull of anyone daring to cause trouble
Anonymous No.64449759 [Report]
>>64449710
Anonymous No.64449813 [Report]
>>64449756
>16 would do it by tying you up and locking you in her basement
I like to think she would take you somewher nice, but controlled and safe, for your own best of course. And it would be less suspicious if law enforcement somehow got involved. Of course they wouldn't, because RPK hasn't done anything wrong!
Anonymous No.64449821 [Report] >>64449877 >>64451121 >>64453372
>>64449716
big dumb pretty dork easily flustered by commander's sheer charisma and charm !!!
Anonymous No.64449859 [Report] >>64453873
Anonymous No.64449877 [Report] >>64449882
>>64449821
Why do nips think this is some chad thundercock move
Anonymous No.64449882 [Report] >>64449903
>>64449877
battering women is tight
Anonymous No.64449903 [Report]
>>64449882
I meant the *leans onto right hand next to her head while she's against the wall* thing. You see it a lot when it's meant to be a "this guy FUCKS" thing
Anonymous No.64449961 [Report] >>64450118 >>64450280 >>64451126
>>64447224
But centaurs are half human, maybe they wouldn't have those problems anymore.
Anonymous No.64450101 [Report]
btw for the foxy folk, tsukasa and ran fumo2 are both up for preorder on amiami
>foxy foxy foxy foxy
https://youtu.be/RypOHapqCeQ
Anonymous No.64450118 [Report]
>>64449961
Damn, the Monmusu live-action looks great.
Anonymous No.64450147 [Report] >>64450212 >>64450558
>>64449702
Can't AK-15 canonical walk straight through a solid concrete wall?
Anonymous No.64450212 [Report] >>64450558
>>64450147
She broke the sound barrier with a punch once so who knows.
Anonymous No.64450257 [Report] >>64450307
Need gfl version of an m1917
Anonymous No.64450280 [Report] >>64450312
>>64449961
That seems dangerous.
Anonymous No.64450296 [Report] >>64450309
>>64445144
I want to squeeze those hips...
Anonymous No.64450307 [Report] >>64451129
>>64450257
springfield but chubby, 2 inches taller, and faintly bri'ish
Anonymous No.64450309 [Report]
>>64450296
I want to be squeezed by those hips
Anonymous No.64450312 [Report] >>64450369
>>64450280
it's fine umas are super fit
Anonymous No.64450369 [Report] >>64450373
>>64450312
Still.
Anonymous No.64450373 [Report] >>64450398 >>64450799 >>64452355
>>64450369
Look, you can get princess carried by your loving horsewife.
Anonymous No.64450398 [Report] >>64450484
>>64450373
If only.
Anonymous No.64450484 [Report] >>64450619
>>64450398
Trust the plan. One day, horse pussy will be ours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7zrD-VAfUE
Anonymous No.64450486 [Report] >>64450542 >>64450559 >>64450806 >>64450821 >>64451514 >>64451581
freshly baked PTA art has arrived
Anonymous No.64450542 [Report]
>>64450486
UUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.64450558 [Report]
>>64450147
>>64450212
Running through a wall is nothing for 15, she breaks the sound barrier with her jumps too. God I love her
Anonymous No.64450559 [Report]
>>64450486
Anonymous No.64450619 [Report]
>>64450484
Anonymous No.64450799 [Report]
>>64450373
NTA but I'm really not into centaurs myself
umamusume style would be fine but anything beyond ears and tail is too far in my personal opinion
Anonymous No.64450806 [Report]
>>64450486
Space....
Anonymous No.64450821 [Report]
>>64450486
>those feet
I kneel
Anonymous No.64451121 [Report]
>>64449821
>big dumb pretty dork easily flustered by commander's sheer charisma and charm !!
I love gap moe
Anonymous No.64451126 [Report] >>64452358
>>64449961
Why is she kidnapping Zelensky?
Anonymous No.64451129 [Report]
>>64450307
>but chubby, 2 inches taller, and faintly bri'ish
MUH DIIIIIIICK
Anonymous No.64451154 [Report]
>>64447358
Amateur tier.
You use it, and just a little, on the cabin air inlets of the target's car, and just a little on the door handles.
Just A Little.
So there is always that marginal lingering scent just hanging about them.
Anonymous No.64451342 [Report]
i made no bake cookies and i cant stop eating them.
Anonymous No.64451366 [Report] >>64451495
>Wolves are primarily monogamous
>Coyotes are primarily monogamous
>Due to depopulation of wolves and the spread of coyotes to the east a naturally occurring hybrid species, Eastern Coyotes
>This means it's not impossible that a coyote once experienced an irl "amazonian wife" situation of having a female wolf just deciding "you're mine now" and breeding several generations of hybrid coywolves together
Kinda cute to think about
Anonymous No.64451495 [Report] >>64451560
>>64451366
>Tfw no wife 1-2 full feet taller than me who could wring my neck in an instant who will keep me warm at night
Anonymous No.64451514 [Report] >>64451775
>>64450486
>pta is footfag
Anons will still deny it.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64451537 [Report] >>64451560
I need a second opinion on whether I should purchase the 6 foot gondola plush from KS, the fence is breaking at this point
Anonymous No.64451560 [Report] >>64451566 >>64451976 >>64452253 >>64452362
>>64451495
Are you short?
>>64451537
only if you also get a deka fumo to keep him company
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64451566 [Report]
>>64451560
he is on da wey :DDDD

This is how I cope with not being able to by a Zastava legally
Anonymous No.64451581 [Report] >>64451655
>>64450486
version without gun
Anonymous No.64451655 [Report] >>64452365
>>64451581
the gun makes it hotter.
Anonymous No.64451723 [Report]
guppies on bikes
Anonymous No.64451775 [Report] >>64451791
>>64446584
Is it weird that out of all the degenerate shit I've fapped to Gwen is one of the lines I haven't crossed? Not out of anti loli moral faggotry but I do remember watching Ben 10 a lot with my younger sister back when I was a little retard myself too. Don't get me wrong of course, bless the Gwen sweet heart grips autist and his commitment but I'm inclined to abstain from wanking to that red head in particular because it indirectly makes me think of my sister and I'm not into incest.

>>64451514
I'm not a footfag but I respect individuals who take the time to learn how to draw those really well.
Anonymous No.64451791 [Report]
>>64451775
everytime i have gotten drunk rin appears in these threads is this an auspicous sign or what?
Anonymous No.64451976 [Report]
>>64451560
Not short, but I like taller women. Unfortunately not a lot of women are a foot taller than me
Anonymous No.64452160 [Report] >>64452171 >>64452257 >>64452343
(You)r POV
fucker of slovenian women No.64452171 [Report]
>>64452160
gtfo glowie
Anonymous No.64452253 [Report]
>>64451560
This. Get a deka fumo
Anonymous No.64452257 [Report]
>>64452160
Serving ZOG isn’t cool. If I can’t sexually touch planes no Air Force is worth my time
Anonymous No.64452343 [Report] >>64452351
>>64452160
>your pov
Okay, who the heck am I?
Anonymous No.64452351 [Report] >>64452373
>>64452343
the army recruiter stuck recruiting the virgin
Anonymous No.64452355 [Report]
>>64450373
I just want a 7 foot amazon muscle mommy dork girl
Anonymous No.64452358 [Report]
>>64451126
because he won at life
Anonymous No.64452362 [Report] >>64452372
>>64451560
>Are you short?
No. I'm 6'3", that's the issue. Girls who are taller don't exist.
Anonymous No.64452365 [Report]
>>64451655
This
Anonymous No.64452372 [Report]
>>64452362
I feel you as someone 6’3. It is what it is
Anonymous No.64452373 [Report]
>>64452351
Why would I ever be that??
Anonymous No.64453372 [Report] >>64455518
>>64449716
>>64449821
>ywn ask a gorilla dork out and make her so flustered to the point where she has to shatter a concrete wall to calm herself down
why even live
Anonymous No.64453873 [Report] >>64453943
>>64449859
Skirts and guns?
Anonymous No.64453943 [Report] >>64454008 >>64454449
>>64453873
>skirts and guns
Major Kiyohara sexo
Anonymous No.64453954 [Report] >>64454008
Wani is a pretty good artist for skirts and guns
Anonymous No.64453967 [Report]
Anonymous No.64454008 [Report]
>>64453943
>>64453954
S tier artist.
Anonymous No.64454246 [Report] >>64454454 >>64454587
>>64447868
Anonymous No.64454449 [Report]
>>64453943
Damn good stuff.
Anonymous No.64454454 [Report]
>>64454246
why even live ffs
Anonymous No.64454498 [Report] >>64454552
Anonymous No.64454552 [Report]
>>64454498
Evil.
Anonymous No.64454570 [Report] >>64454598
Yall gonna ice this thread or do I need to botepost in like a half hour?
Anonymous No.64454587 [Report]
>>64454246
yeah
Anonymous No.64454598 [Report]
>>64454570
why do you do it.
Anonymous No.64454610 [Report] >>64454616
Signalis is a great game, you should play it if you haven't already.
Anonymous No.64454616 [Report] >>64454623
>>64454610
Anonymous No.64454623 [Report] >>64454628
>>64454616
Anonymous No.64454628 [Report] >>64454634
>>64454623
Anonymous No.64454634 [Report] >>64454642
>>64454628
Anonymous No.64454642 [Report] >>64454648
>>64454634
Anonymous No.64454648 [Report]
>>64454642
Anonymous No.64455005 [Report] >>64455015 >>64455513 >>64455583
Need wife that can crush me and/or use heavy ordinance to erase my enemies and/or the zip code that they inhabit before using her incredible strength and/or size to leg lock me
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64455015 [Report]
>>64455005
based
Anonymous No.64455513 [Report]
>>64455005
Based
Anonymous No.64455518 [Report]
>>64453372
Dangerously sexy hair
Anonymous No.64455583 [Report]
>>64455005
same
Anonymous No.64455602 [Report] >>64455682 >>64455741
If I punish /ak/ for being unironic weebs, it would make me no better than that one schizo but allowing this general to proceed unabated will exacerbate my feelings of resentment and desire to strike. Quite the predicament!
Anonymous No.64455682 [Report] >>64455747
>>64455602
why do you hate us
Anonymous No.64455741 [Report] >>64455747
>>64455602
suck me nuts nigga
Anonymous No.64455747 [Report] >>64455790
>>64455682
I love and hate /ak/ simultaneously which causes me to experience cognitive dissonance, you see

>>64455741
sybau
Anonymous No.64455790 [Report] >>64455832
>>64455747
>I love and hate /ak/ simultaneously which causes me to experience cognitive dissonance, you see
I see.
Anonymous No.64455817 [Report]
New bread
>>64455816
>>64455816
>>64455816
>>64455816
>>64455816
Anonymous No.64455832 [Report]
>>64455790
Yes, it's all quite ironic but we'll see what happens this weekend :v