Thread 40105554

>>40105554 (OP)
Me with the love of my life a bit ago and the next two days

i just want to get dicked down but im too fucking shy to ask
why did god curse me like this what kind of hell is this

>>40105623
i'll do it if you're so precious

Feet

tell me about the first time you got dicked down gaygen

>>40105694
it was in a hotel room and it was painful

>>40105717
details? don't be shy, i'm not judging

>>40105694
i was still in diapers

>>40105738
be shy! no details!!!

>>40105694
aren't we all dicked down by our own dads inside of our mom's womb? do you think any man is waiting 9 months to have sex?

you should phrase your question "as an adult tell me about your first time.."

I like wearing sweaters. I had a hooded sweater that I got as a birthday present and I loved it. It was cozy like a blanket that made me feel good when I was sad, but over time it wore out and fell apart and eventually I had to let it go and I cried.

>>40105757
i don't think you know how babies work anon

>>40105759
damn post hole

>>40105771
if a woman is pregnant and having sex the baby is very much apart of that experience too and that's just fucking creepy, do you think a baby is just in the womb not knowing what is going on?

>>40105781
the baby is playing with the tip

>>40105794
I think we should just end the thread here

straight sex is demonic imo
gay sex is more about love and connection

rape is the most under reported crime
only 12% of child sexual abuse is reported to authorities
less than 1% of gay rape incidents ever get reported

why are you talking about rape? i just wanted to hear about the first time you got dicked down normally

>>40105920
dicked down sounds like a euphemism for rape

>>40105927
i think you have rape on the brain

this is gonna be one of those threads today huh

>>40105936
could be different if you posted hole

>>40105932
i got triggered for some reason, i'll shut up

>>40105941
all this rape talk is traumatic, i dont think its a good idea to spread my cheeks rn

would you date luigi

coffee tasted pleasant this morning, rich and creamy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9NvqJOgjrc
my day is going to go well

>>40105953
sorry you got raped anon, did you report it
>>40105957
if he was gay and a bottom

>>40105959
the book is upside down

>>40105967
the fuck are you on about?

>>40105957
not for the reasons one may assume
i'm more interested in how he thinks

>>40105967
everytime i look in a mirror i think someone is looking back at me

>>40105989
are they cute

Did biboomer finally troon out

>>40105995
i can't see them

everything's a two way mirror isn't it
do you ever think about who is watching you as you look at the screen

>>40106023
it must be a pervert because i'm always playing with myself

Gay interest

How does he get away with it?

have you ever looked at the sky but thought you were looking at the ocean and then your sense of direction becomes screwed up?

is there a name for this particular feature you see in old european gardens where you make a shallow circular or square pond just to fill it up with water like a few inches deep? and it seemingly has no use other than to catch the reflection of the night sky or other features in the garden

>>40106046
this is sexual abuse, the child clearly doesn't want to kiss him

>>40106066
reflecting pool?

>>40106046
tom brady can get away with murder if he wanted

>>40106072
das it, thanks anon

>>40106066
chatgpt says the allure of reflecting pools in landscape design dates back to ancient Persian gardens

I bet Persia was beautiful before Muslims and Jews destroyed it.

baby fat teens

>>40105554 (OP)
planning on getting back into the gym one day soon. I used to do friends garage tier bodybuilding in highschool but being physically imposing isn't the goal anymore, since I'm a total faggot now. would focusing on heavy cardio and lower body lifts make for good bottom fag aesthetics? ass and thighs have gotten particularly squishy since then maybe I can use to my advantage?

>>40106155
>ass and thighs
post em

>>40106158
nonononono too skinny fat and uggo right now :( working out to eventually post ass

>>40106173
don't skip hole day

>>40106105
i wonder if the hanging gardens of babylon ever existed, that would've been a sight.

>>40106182
true gotta get used to getting stuffed again honestly. new set of toys would be something to look into maybe a nice dildo and some beads. I miss jerking off with my ass filled

>>40106200
>I miss jerking off with my ass filled
it is a premium experience, never tried beads though

time for second coffee methinks

>>40106210
>>40106200
seek god

^w^ feeling cute

>>40106215
why?

>>40106215
its pronounced "Jod" and I will crusade my shitty body till I'm cute and I can jerk off guys with my legs

>>40106225
post cute pic

>>40106248
are you a pedo? why do you have these photos stored

>>40106238
>jerk off guys with my legs
how would that work

>>40106259
dick between thighs if they get big enough where that would be comfortable idk, said jokingly really

>>40106261
lmao

>>40106265
or you could squeeze the cum out like those dudes crushing melons between their legs

>>40106270
depending on the height difference would have to worry about the friendly fire on my nuts if id let them go to town from behind with some lube help. cute foreplay maybe

>>40106265
This is real tho I let my bf fuck my oiled up thighs if im not ready for anal

>>40106215
i am God

>>40106288
the whole point of gay sex is friendly fire, someone is always getting shot, both if you do it correctly
>>40106292
this has never looked enticing, i'd rather oral

>>40106292
ooooo maybe I'm not retarded on this

gin and lemon lime bitters

Bros I dropped out of college like 6 years ago. I was the best CS student when I was going, but I havent coded at ALL since then. So now I have my credits moved over to community college but I dont know shit anymore. Do I just drop CS and learn something new entirely or? Thinking maybe I take some physics and do computer engineering or electrical engineering cos my coding requirements and some math are already met. So I could learn either of those 2 engineerings from the ground up now that im in a better situation and frame of mind to just study.

>>40106310
I mean like getting my balls battering rammed by slippery dick

Bush4Bush frotting >>>>>
https://x.com/brotherfrot/status/1666911567730954240

>>40106331
some like that, don\t know why
>>40106337
maybe if they were attractive

>>40106323
is it about job prospects? or lazyness? or what u like? or whats easy?
job prospects are always gonna be easiest in software. even with the looming ai questionmark.

physics is dumb, u just end up doing code anyway, wont go academia and u dont want to.

ee will be tough depending on school tho. do u really wanna do ee if u end up doing code for money? many ee jobs are code cause smallest micros are so cheap. analog is now radio and power and niches.

cs is math heavy degree in some schools so i dunno how it looks at your...

i would take what takes least amount of effort and time

>>40106046
>>40106248
no one wants to see this

>>40106350
Thats your culture be proud its pride after all

>>40106360
>your culture

what? Tom Brady is "straight", that's straight-pedo culture not ours

>>40106342
i mean maybe a little bit of ball slap is nice :3 really just enough to feel the sensitivity but anymore then its keel over till the room stops spinning time. god I'm so fucking horny and its like 6 in the morning

>>40106209
https://litter.catbox.moe/30jgjuctk1171txk.mp4

>>40106374
looks fat, gross

>>40106374
Gorl Wtf xDDDD

>>40106372
jerk off for a better day

sup guys

>>40106374
Would mating press and impregnate tho

>>40106374
moo

Is calesthenics a meme? I hate lifting weights, but like climbing and twirling.

Any other exercises disguised as fun that's good?

>>40106391
No to build muscle all you need to do is use them

>>40105594
you don't look like that sis

>>40105957
hell yea he is sexo

>>40106059
is this AI generated? it looks too much like water to be real

>>40106391
Swimming (I know a guy whos jacked just from swimming twice a week and basic shit like push/pull ups), yoga, jumping rope, rebounding off the top off my head

>>40106384
already ahead of you :3

>>40106391
twirling?

>>40106407
post pole

>>40106391
pullups and dips are calisthenics...
lifting is not "fun" like dancing. u will never gain mass from cardio

>>40106374
Show oiled up hole and finger it

i want to learn massage but i'm too horny to do it on men and have no interest in women

>>40106418
Same but im actually gonna do it and hope I get lots of gooners I can make easy extra cash from for a happy end

>>40106412
>>40106390
>>40106387
>>40106383
>>40106381
sry found the keys gotta run

>>40106425
there's tons of them out there. i'm not worried about that part but it's the classes. i don't want to be the weirdo with a hard on during class

>>40106431
needs more hair

>>40106391
no, jumprope is the best cardio exercise to get that shredded fit twink look

>>40106414
>u will never gain mass from cardio
who really wants to gain mass? being skinnyfit looks better 100% of the time

>>40106431
learn your angles and learn to take a better photo...

>>40106404
its real, taken in 2018 before AI generations
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ1veMXCYhc/?img_index=2

>>40106405
Jumping rope is a good one, I like cardio, and it seems like a fun skill.

I really hate swimming, though :x

>>40106408
Like when you pull yourself up and roll over the bar.

>>40106414
Like playing around on the pullup bar, but I want it to be less fucking around while walking past them on my way to the beach, and more getting shredded.

>>40106442
But not shredded, skinny fit is my goal.

skinny fit is probably more realistic too depending on your genetics

>>40106461
buy a stripper pole it's way more fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECHOsDtO7XQ

>>40106431
What does this mean

what NFL and MLB teams you fags follow?

>>40106466
It's hard to call it with genetics.
My dad is 6'1 and has always been around 180-190 and stays in good shape.
The whole rest of my family is athletic and tall, too. I'm the only adult man in 3 generations to be under 6ft at 5'7 ;o;

>>40106487
get a DNA test, make sure he's your father

>>40106487
God decided to make you extra plappable

>>40106487
assigned bottom at birth

>>40106487
Ahahahaha youre tiny

>>40106489
We look identical, I have family features, I just got cooked on height

>>40106497
Do u live in the uk and have a special interest in painting warhammer childrens toys

>>40106497
good put the extra inches on your dick

bleh. twinks

>>40106516
Gods gift to men

.

>>40106527
preach

>>40106516
I get grossed out by some twinks who are into really weird shit like having fat old men suck on their penis
https://www.redditp.com/u/yammybby/submitted

real polish people were asian all along

>>40106501
I live in the midwestern US and the only tabletop I have ever played was EDH MTG with decks this nerdy guy I thought was cute and funny let me use.

>>40106505
It's smol :c

as a self-identified bottom, i find it prudent to inspect my hole in the mirror to ensure it's in good shape. i don't particularily enjoy getting destroyed, but it does happen on occassion because i lack self-control (i get carried away riding hard). sometimes it can take up to a week for things to return to normal. honestly, i'm lucky i haven't permanently blown myself out, seems i've conditioned myself to take a real beating.

>>40106570
show us before and after photos

>>40106567
post it

>>40106516
my favorite are hourglass twinks
the most perfect twink has a 20-26" waist

>>40106586
I'm at work, rn so I can't take a new one.

>>40106589
looks like a tube of empty toothpaste

>>40106579
umm. no.

bottoms are filthy, disgusting creatures

>>40106597
that needs to be filled up

>>40106595
Yeah, I want abs and more defined pecs, like this. I used to have a tight tummy when I had a hard labor job, but the work was kind of fun so I didn't hate carrying and climbing. Now I'm getting flabby (picrel)

My waist is 24 inches

i need to die lowkey

Gworls stop posting skinny twinks its making shiza suicidal again

>>40106596
you're letting work get in the way of pole posting? you need to sort out your priorities

>>40106629
good

>>40106623
gotta outlive larry tho

>>40106612
u need arms first buddy
cant be 40 and looking like u starve all day
stop the vegan shit and start eating like a man

>>40106516
>

>>40106641
>gotta outlive larry tho
true dat

>>40106612
you could probably reach your goals with just push-ups (focused on various that work out the chest) and hanging leg raises on a pull-up bar

>>40106646
sorry but i weigh ~130 lbs

>>40106527
twinks are overrated. i have no attraction to them

my ex was quite literally over twice my weight at one point and thats how i like it

>>40106347
Main thing is I feel like if I just go straight into the last comp sci class I need at this community college I would flunk because I straight up havent coded anything at all. So I would have to relearn whatever language I need just to take the class and regain previous concepts. And hmm yeah youre right, guess im stuck with cs. Idk how the fk I catch back up though, im good on math I can pick that up quick since math is static and non changing, your retain everything unlike coding where every couples months shit changes and you have to learn new shit and you completely forget the syntax of languages. I was honestly contemplating asking to get ahold of material from lower level classes to get the spark back but I feel like thats omega sus lel.

>>40106700
no one gives a shit how u pass... ask for any material u want.
also how do u unlearn code? wat...
u can learn a syntax of any language in days...
your story of being the best cs student doesn't add up...

Too much sun

>>40105554 (OP)
i've realized the key to high self esteem is realizing people are wrong

>>40106729
you are wrong

>>40106730
my god and my gun goodbye goypill

>>40106726
show tum tum

Ok hey i’m the guy who was bitching about his fat bf.

So I finally got home from my trip, smoked some weed and I am cuddling with my cat. Things feel pretty good and I feel like I should not feel so negative when things are going well.

Ya my bf is still fat but I no longer want to get so triggered when I am away from him and ogling other men with more attractive (to me) physique.

I will have to try to find a better way to help him get healthy but at least for now i can recognize that i should not be so blind to the good things i have in my life.

I will go back to being anon and not sharing evey detail of my life. Maybe someone else would benefit from hearing this resolution tho.

>>40106623
player tip
>>40106726
Will never have a boyfriend like this :(((
>>40106729
That and pretending you're a runway model when walking around

>>40106740
post cat

>>40106743
i've consulted the literature, you are wrong

>>40106743
nah mom would be sad

>>40106726
I got burnt as well. Happened so fast. Haven’t been outside shirtless in months.

>>40106740
>good things i have in my life
like what lol

squeak

how many shootings, fights and deaths do you predict in this solemn day of juneteenth today?

a. <5
b. <10
c. >10
d. 20++

>>40106769
Mostly a cat and not having aids

>>40106769
>picrel
the average fat guy

>>40106765
>buddha in the background
is it only for deco or do you actually ponder on his philosophy?

like even if i lose weight my body is basically ruined fuck my fat fuck retarded autist bpd life

>>40106726
>>40106765
Melaninletts in shambles once again

>>40106807
it's not like you reached Nikocado avocado levels of fat

>>40106775
That fall always looks so painful.
I never noticed he had the middle finger up until just now, lol.

>>40106807
lol dumbass u 23, literally impossible to be ruined
being a troon tho, thats incurable menthol

>>40106807
Post milk cow body

>>40106726
cleavage :3

>>40106829
the yoyo gave me stretch marks so severe i look like i got torn in half by a bengal tiger and got stitched back together

Periodt

>>40106724
unravelled another larp, congrats

>>40106845
pic?

>>40106861
absolutely not

>>40106807
I mean this in the nicest way.
Please don't doomer 2 days after announcing your diet, it will only get worse and harder to deal with the more you push it off, and you will spiral forever.
You will miss targets, you will plateu, you have to be persistent, and ideally not talk too much about it with anons praying on your downfall.

>>40106845
maybe cover it up with a tattoo? a lot of women do that

Which one and why?

>>40106891
4, he looks laid back, chill, and like he'd enjoy my sex

>>40106870
>t. someone who was always skinny

i wish i had a penis in me

>>40106891
2

>>40106907
its good advice though

>>40106907
I was 175 when I was 15 and lost 55lbs by dieting (not in a very healthy way at the time) and have kept it off for 15 years now. Thank you very much for asking

>>40106001
he died last week or the week before in hospice which makes sense the long rants were obviously opioid fueled

>>40106891
get a new gimmick already, loserma

>>40106891
I need to see they feet before I can decide

>>40106932
Shiza weighs like 300kg losing some babyfat is not comparable at all and really condescending actually

Hi

>>40106955
yeah im 1000kg tank

>>40106994
>>40106941

>>40106998
Thats called Gehsteigpanzer in german

>>40106955
You don't have to troll me at other posters expense.
Just write "property of twink flaggers" on your shredded abs and you can have all the (you's) you want :3

>>40106994
is it true that gypsy tears prevent aids

>>40107009
Btw, that's what condescending looks like.

>>40107009
Ew youre a sister im not a bottomsbian

>>40106994
Hiii, how are you?

>>40107019
gypsy tears harbor many secrets

>>40107056
is he gay?

>>40107072
Yes

>>40107116
good for him

>>40106807
i thought you were meant to be a fatty

>>40107206
thats a chinese

>>40106589
how am i meant to get a smaller waist as a twink anyway. im not really sure how to be more attractive through workouts anyways, ive mostly just coasted off dieting

>>40107239
tight corsets and these types of exercises https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zne-5V30xg

>>40105957
I would take care of his compromised spine, and give him patient blowjobs daily.

>>40107254
1. can you use corsets and not have it be obvious and 2. do those workouts actually work? i thought they were fake

need a crazy stinky Rasputin peasant bf
https://files.catbox.moe/2vp6x9.mp4

shiza acts like a proud nationalist proclaiming love for poland but when's the last time shiza has shown love and crush for polish men? it's always some foreign men he's thirsting over. this is how you know his rightwing politics is just for a show. no conviction at all

>>40107309
Russians are so nasty

>>40107310
What is the charge? Craving a male? A succulent chinese male?

>>40107309
hitler was right, again

>>40107327
you can't love a country if you have no love for it's men

>>40107348
i like some polish guys too idk whats the issue if i wanna date i only have polish guys regardless

Fine then, bitch, let me stand next to him

>>40107376
>hog the pole
>innocent straphanger has to reach up to grab the ceiling hook
>waaah why is his armpit in my face, do better!
and women wonder why no one wants to date them anymore and men have all turned to other men

>>40107310
he's bbc only

>>40107348
why is the advice “never go stand/sit somewhere else” or “suck it up” with these bullshit manspreading type articles why should i contort myself so some dumpy subhuman bitch doesn’t become mildly inconvenienced why are the articles never about how many women have rank fucking cunts that you can smell from feet away

>>40107376
you specifically need to quit reposting twitter images. i think there is a decent chance we might be moots lol

>>40107268
I get ads for corsets on IG. They are shape wear, like padded leggings. You can wear them under your clothes, but it kind of defeats the purpose because if you wear form fitting clothes it will be obvious, and if you wear loose clothes no one will appreciate your snatched waist.

All that said a corset is too much of a statement, I could never be that brave.

stfu bih i rape u

>>40107417
idiot

>>40107376
Lucky girl I love it when this happens or a cute musky guy sits on the train next to me x3

>>40107497
bbc addict

shiza got fat for easier access to bbc

https://files.catbox.moe/w1rkgr.mp4
Tfw shiza the bbw will never do this with you

need uncut penis

>>40107560
I have one of those

>>40107543
lmfao

I spend a lot of time masturbating out of boredom. Gonna cut the porn and hope the frequency goes down naturally. I rarely care to meet potential partners cuz I can handle my bitness by myself yk

Im a virgin incel neet(unironically) and Ive just taken the gay pill. Femboys and trans girls are just superior. Femoids cant experience true love like a man can. Whats that old story about I think greeks utilizing this very phenomenon to empower their army men to fight even harder for their bfs and their country

>>40107569
please leave me alone

>>40107584
Shoo
>>40105221

>>40107569
show
>>40107608
you're not me

>>40107543
I play osrs with a big southern guy I wish would do this to me.
He's given me like 400m in gifts, but won't let me hit, why would sugar daddies not let a sugar baby hit?

Also I pulled shadow with him the other day, which breaks my 1000 raids with no megarare streak c:

>>40107608
This is sending me

>>40107614
Whats the difference, I completely denounced foids

>>40107618
anon interception fail lmao what a loser

>>40107637
feet

>>40107620
Are you really not haribo?

>>40107637
step on me

>>40107637
gm papi youre at the beach again?

>>40107626
Even a fem guy is still a guy
You want stuff on hormones keep moving

>>40107618
wtf how you mean to steal my post on this shit for brains website

>>40107584
So can we suck your dick or no

>>40107637
I wanna go to the beach so bad but no car

>>40107637
Why is your skin so brown

>>40107706
found the incel shut in

>>40107668
Aight ill go over there then, w.e >>40107679
Only if ur cute femboy or trans girl

uwu

>>40107652
Did he look like me >>40106612
and play osrs? No I'm not. I also post vocaroos, IDK if you've ever heard them.

Tops don't wash

>>40107751
you're the one who sounds like a girl?

>>40107760
I disagree, but yes, that's what they say.

>>40107777
and you're delusional too. great

>>40107787
What am I delusional about?

>>40107374
They’re jealous polish/white guy mad they don’t have a chance with you sis

>>40107637
which beach

>>40107813
your girly voice

>>40107751
He did play osrs and look like you lol and hes also the only short twinky man in his family

>>40107831
most likely another pic he took off x
he's 3 hours from any beach and that's not what any beach up where he lives looks like right now..
it's really overcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqvd74veIyo

i'm a bottom but i still wanna tongue a guy's ass, then make sweet love to him. top/bottom isn't a strict rule. besides, i know how to handle a tight hole, it takes patience. also it can be a good learning experience for tops, it teaches compassion

>>40107876
The hardest ive ever cum was when a top sat on my face while he sucked me off so I support this message

>>40107872
obsessed

>>40107876
Ew

>>40107867
Oh well I'm not him. If you have any pics of him you can compare moles, I have the 2 above my belly button in that shower pic

>>40107859
Got me, lmao.

>>40107831
Venice is my fave

>>40107876
sorta agree, i'm a top but i don't mind a little buttplay

>>40106189
ARE THOSE FIGURES OF PEOPLE
THAT IS NOT ALLOWED
REMOVE

>>40107888
being accurate and honest while calling out trips for their dishonesty is not being obsessed :)

>>40107909
Sybau

Mr. Big from sex and the city is so sexy and hot. I dream of meeting a guy like that one day.

>>40107376
How is this a problem if the guy is hot

>accurate and honest
lol

>>40107899
that's not Venice beach and you didn't answer the question

>>40107925
Big delusions and coping

>>40107909
Why do Muslims hate statues again? I’m so confused. It’s like they had low impulse control or something and could not stand seeing naked people even in rock form. Why else would they wrap and cover their women?

It’s so pathetic that some people come here only to larp and act like they’re randos they found on X. Genuinely get a life x

>>40107376
>white guy being the problem
>poc bitch being convenienced
is that a bri'ish ad? it sure looks like it

>>40107927
Venice is nice though, brown people don't fit in there though and never will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LXQWU67Ufk

>>40107945
gay. show balls

>>40107945
no timestamp?

>>40107945
>>40107936
Fuck off larper

>>40107376
>white guy being the problem
>poc bitch being inconvenienced
is that a bri'ish ad? it sure looks like it

>>40107899
Been once, love the boardwalk at night

>>40107925
i'm 100% honest with everything i've ever said
prove me wrong

thoughts on this pov?

>>40107949
Venice sucks, land of the homeless and mentally ill, they really should just shoot them

>>40107923
Women hate men

>>40107637
it would be funny if you showed more of your toes in another picture as a joke haha

>>40107972
lame if clothed

My holes gotten sweaty and built up a funk. Need a bottom's tongue to clean me out

>>40107972
yes

>>40107945
Delta if he was a hunk

>>40107972
he still wears tightie whities? lmao

>>40107979
HUMP ME
FUCK ME

>>40107972
Closer

>>40107955
>>40107954
>>40107982

>>40105554 (OP)
Aristocratic English boys have the most aesthetically pleasing gay love

Whoa

total coomer death