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qott: got any houseplants?

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>qott: got any houseplants?
mhm

outlaw league of legends NOW

Update me on
>edie
>anna
>sass
>pizza slut
>kif

>>40685787 (OP)
yes i have like 30 of them

im growing monstera a rubber tree and weed

>>40685958

who tf is sass

>>40685958
theres another anna?

i aint feeling so grooby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ58ggs_6CU&list=RDMM&index=6
hey fuckers
im in a manic state and you should listen to this

>>40686501
I miss anna
kinda
she definitely doesnt miss me tho lol
im so borked

>>40686330
you don't remember sass?
...fuck I've been here a long time now
that's sad honestly
sass is great tho, one of the goats like bexe or irina

>be a young boy
>want to be a woman
>grow up and transition
>now a transwoman
>want to be a young boy
what the fuck

>>40686612
p sure parrot is just memeing bc of the sass copypasta

i like getting incense and a light and staring at the smoke

>>40686651
ah
right over my head

>>40686651
Try sissy hypno!

https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever
this channel is like the internet equivalent of a ghost
sort of interesting

>>40685958
Left out

>>40686828
did you go to the doctor today?

>>40686795
Grendel what do you smell like?

>>40686837
No the mask is for going boy mode post ffs

>>40686851
i dont have s trong body odor so i sort of just smell like whatever is around me. rn i smell like incense becasue im burning incense but yesterday i smelled like bleach because i was cleaning the floors
>>40686874
oh, im sorry about that. i boymode around family sometimes too. i hope it doesnt make you sad.

>qott
i have an air plant but im not sure if its still alive. Ive also got some rye whiskey.

remember
it always gets worse <3

>>40687392
it cant get worse if you dont care about anything

>>40687422
oh thats what im doing wrong
thanks

>>40687422
what do you care about?

squaddies really love some warm meat

>>40687495
depends on my emotional state. sometimes i genuinely dont care about anything, sometimes i care about certain things a lot. it's hard to just say what you care about. i dont have super strong emotions so im not sure. i care about my gf and my family and my dog and my snakes.

>>40687700
i think you missed a couple hairs shaving

>>40687727
ill do better next time

>>40687700
Goon your little clitty! That always makes me feel better!

>>40687700
i srsly miss self harming

>>40687730
you definitely shouldnt be nicking yourself like that when you shave its a major bummer

>>40686828
We hung out in Portland like ten years ago

>>40687700
god I wish that were me, I miss cutting so much

new multimeter

>>40688139
mulTIMeter lol

>>40688149

lol. i want ice cream.

>>40688149
what is the point of posts like this

kat can i bls be ur bridesmaid when u marry val bls bls!!

>>40688380
who tops

>>40688139
fluke, very nice

hello anons. i am going to grab a snack from the gas station :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7XvFClMXPI
btw

how is this thread so slow now. bonkers

>>40688765
id reply but im busy getting drugs and looking at old cutting photos of myself and others
so heres my hi

>>40688765
jannies and insufferable people killed this place deader than dead
it's really sad, I miss my transgender friends a lot

>>40688765
It feels like theres not much to say

>>40688950
i can say plenty of things. the ape sitting outside my bedroom door has a hunger for estrogen and i can only keep it away by feminizing it. i cant leave my room now because im running low on e and if i do the ape will take the last of my supplies.
pretty good, eh?

>>40688919
you should do other stuff :(
>>40688934
it is sad. i used to likechasergen quite a bit but it's beyond unusable now even if i wanted to. ineed more fellow trannies in my life i'm pretty deprived
>>40688950
nothing needs be on topic

>>40688982
chasergen didnt even exist in my time. it was only made because mtfg was turning into a shithole

>>40688982
are there other things to do but ruminate on the past

>>40689546
Yeah. Ruminating on the past gets boring. If you truly want to feel something, you will think of the future. The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you'll never have.

>>40689586
is that what made this thread unpopular?

>>40689586
not for me im always reliving the past having old conversations with myself
i dont talk out loud as much as i used to i learnt that scares everyone away
the only way to fix it is to invent time travel and im way too stupid and fried
the future died cus everybody lied now i hope everyone is happy cus im miserable

>>40689645
sometimes I think about time travel, but then I get side-tracked
like hypothetically, time travel, is it current you going back in the past, or current thoughts going back in old you's brain?
because if it's the second one that can only happen if somehow you figure out how to manipulate matter and development to such a degree that current thoughts could be read and then re-encoded in a past physical substrate
and if it's the first one then you would have a way to manipulate matter such that the current body takes up space in the past
and like... if you could do either one of those... why not just rebuild your body?

>>40689527
i never used it till a year ago. i haven't been an mtfg regular since like 2019 i think
>>40689546
rumination's no good for you

i hate AI and jeets so damn much

do you ever wonder
what could have been
had we not parted
but followed this dream

>>40689943
why do u constantly moan about indians

>>40689720
its not real cus the video doesnt change i never get access to it
i get very vivid pictures and feelings and audio sometimes is that time travel it feels like im back there but i cant change anything
>>40689767
ruminating on the times in my past is like 90% of my life a lot of my life is utterly meaningless to me im too attached to too many broken promises

goodnight anons! love you lots!!!

i do
even though i try not to

so what if they start talking about assault charges one day
scarred them for life

>>40687865
I'm finally surgeried up and kind out as of 2 months ago.

I actually just stopped wearing guys clothes

I went to Cornell

I bought a new house on the water

Im actually going on gay dates but still haven't actually been a girl in a relationship with another girl. I did meet a cute famous game director for a AAA studio I really like recently and we went on a date and still talking.

I hope you're doing amazing how is life?

Its so strange to me that people want less screen time as if its good inherently. Theres nothing in reality.

>>40685958
>no bunny
wtf

worried about kat poop particle theory..
is it true that mono fucked poop out of kats anus??? anxious

i love bees so much theyre adorable

>>40689960
>>40688340
blobby kys

>>40692792
send nudes

How're yall this fine navy day

>>40693072
:^)

>>40693089
SHALOM GOY

>>40693104
I don't get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUA8OzQxGxE
i started listening to skrillex again

>>40693171
shalom means hello goy means nonjew

>>40693199
Oh hello fellow other nonjew

why do you people trip post in a dead thread

i hate everything. every single damn thing. nothing ever works. people, not even technology works. goddamn it all

>>40694057
it doesnt matter whether you trip or not, thats why
>>40694075
>goddamn it all
where do you think we are?

I've been on hormones for like 6 months now and all I have to show for it is super puffy nipples. Granted I started using patches and hon dosages for like 5ish of those months, will intramuscular injections finally allow me to grow boobs?

oh baby baby it’s a wild world

>>40694217
yea, but not if you don't eat enough

hello anons. events today have maybe ended my first-ever (!) period of remission from depression. old negative thought patterns (i have no agency, everything good i've ever had has simply fallen into my lap by no particular effort of my own, my utter lack of willpower means that my life will forever be pointless) are reemerging but i'mhaving some success translating them into I'm the world master of wuwei, I perfectly follow the dao, I'm zhuangzi's greatest pupil, Laozi is smiling upon me

>>40692396
I recently saw this and thought it was a good framing of the issue: yes, there are problems with screentime, but your socioeconomic status also determines how vulnerable you are to giving screens to your child in the first place, and politico-economic decisions all made way above our collective heads have all conspired to make screens not only pervasive and actively propagandized towards, but also one of the few remaining outlets given how everything else has been choked-off, closed-out, or gatekept

>>40694356
where's picrel from? looks nice.

also
>I perfectly follow the dao
isn't this supposed to be impossible or something? idk im not an expert

Tried linux mint but cinnamon is ugly imo. I just want kde. I dont care or want to try hard at installing a distro though, so will probably use some sorta fedora thing

>>40694490
https://web.archive.org/web/20130528083750/http://endangeredthreads.org/
hover over the pic for details in the alt text!
>isn't this supposed to be impossible or something? idk im not an expert
also not an expert lole but i don't think acting in accordance with the dao is impossible, it's just that the dao is incommunicable as it is

:(

>>40685787 (OP)
>qott
I have some wild cherry tomatoes, a boldo plant that's not doing too well, and a morera tree

>>40685787 (OP)
>qott
my grandma has a plant she takes everywhere incl. on vacations called "pako"

>>40694534
cute

feet. stinky feet. cute but stinky feet even

Be honest is 28 too late to start E? The deck is already stacked against me.

Just had intense sex with my beautiful girlfriend. I used lube because Kat didn't have SRS yet so I penetrate her anus. But towards the end I felt something wet on my tip and it wasn't the lube.

I pulled out and there was a little bit of brown, smelly poop on my tip. I didn't mind too much (I'm not a wuss) but any tips how we can prevent that in the future? She already tried to clean her anus with water.

>"blessed" with a weird 11 inch dick with a circumference of like 7 inches
>in my entire life have never been able to fully insert into a woman
>married for 4 years
>wife has been trying her best even though I've told her it doesn't matter to me
>one night she is incredibly persistent in taking all of me
>in the heat of passion I go along.
>damaged her cervix
>blood, she vomits, crys, I feel like shit, I was so horney but I should have stopped her.
>looking into penile reduction surgery
>insurance won't cover it because it is "cosmetic"
>wife is scared to have sex now.
I figured I'd ask here, if anyone knows about getting rid of dicks, partial or otherwise, it'd be /mtfg/. Any way to get insurance to cover a penis reduction? Or do I need to take out a loan?

It's me again, Mr. Snew Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody hates you. And that somebody is me. I hate you.

if you disappeared how long would it take for anyone to notice
noone would look for me besides the police when my mum calls them because i havent picked up my medication from the chemist
so 3 months

>>40696695
wild to think but not even a whole 24 hours
back when I lived at my old place I basically was disappeared for years
nobody really knew if I was alive or dead, even the government could barley reach me
now if I so as break down and hide away for a few hours someone'll get mad at me since I'm depended upon now
both situations are honestly scary in their own way

>>40696428
we cut that shit off bro total penis obliteration

narutos so gas...

hi

>>40697889
hiya

ate a whole pizza. still feel like crap THOUGH
why is this?

jerking my tiny white pecker rn. just wanted to let everyone know

i miss my boyfriend

im about to cum btw. my tiny white clitty is leaking

>>40698285
ik being lonely sucks, sorry u feel bad i am feeling bad too i can sympathize.

Glad school is starting back up soon yall have been very boring

so what do you say
whats making you stay
'cause i wanna know
will you say yes or no
why dont we just let ourselves go
and meet by the rainbow
you ask me for a sign
because i miss you all the time
and i wanna be there by your side

>>40698667
it's a dead cope thread. And the rest of this site is a hellscape. I can't even look at old videogames without half the threads mentioning trannies and indians

>>40699146
you know you are insanely ugly right? like a real monster?

anyway

>>40685787 (OP)
i got a dieffenbachia and a bunch of fittonias and venus fly traps but they're all dying because i'm retarded. the only one of my plants that's doing good is a yucca that i forgot on the balcony, i never water it, it just gets splashed like once a month when there's a big storm. i love my yucca.
life is just lifeslop

>>40694217
I had AA cups for the first 2 years
Now at 5 years I have 80D and they are still growing

Puberty takes time

>>40696428
Nice larp

>>40700296
did it turn you on too anon?

>>40694217
growing slowly is a good thing. i am so sure of this. don't think about it like getting as much size as you can as quick as you can, think of trying to mimic the rate in which they grow in cis women as closely as you can. i am so sure this is the key to having boobs that are normal looking instead of tranny tits. gettin hon dosed for half a year is probably a good thing in this regard. unironically long, consistent levels that titrate up gradually over time is the key. avoid spiking your E to try to get it to grow fast. get your t supressed entirely then very slowly go up in E levels. then be patient and eat good.

i think the same is true of prog. wait as long as you can then take a small amount of prog on a cycle, so the changes from it are slow and spread out.

>on hormones for years
>dick still functional and gets rockhard with the right pills
>lay in bed with my girlfriend Kat
>kiss her, fondle her, she moans like a little slut
>her legs open and her anus is twitching
>insert my throbbing cock inside of her and start pumping
>feel a strange wet sensation and pull out (worried it's blood)
>my tip is covered in wet, smelly poop
>don't lose my erection, lowkey turns me on but she pushes me off and we stop

Should I have reacted differently?
I figured I'd ask here, if anyone knows about transbian lovemaking, it'd be /mtfg/.

Dang 10 posts in 10 hours lmao

wake up
toke of the vape
toast a bagel on the aga
get daddy to drive you to tarquins rugby match in the range rovarrrrr
come home. glass of savvy b
cuddle the crusty white dog
go to bed

simple as

they dont even sleep in the sam bed old bitch has complianing about sleeping onna sofa for moooonths now

the homeless troons are mine avery dye
mine! do ya hear me??

>>40702077
nobody wants him sexually :/

>>40702145
fkgutititbtbtbtb

>>40701864
gooning my clitty to your post rn

I made a mistake thinking to ask for advice here. I'll take my question to r/bigdickproblems.

corn

>>40699351
uve never seen me .

>>40702819
I acknowledge the corn

>>40702922
thank you

>>40702145
I thought you got ffs?

>>40703233
that's a weird troll dumdum

>>40703230
need botw zelda ffs and get elf ears sob
thnk cud? linkmoding is peak MtFFtM, sobbing due to childhood self insert and astatics
worried agp is reel
>tfw saria was never a playable or very relevant character and got cucked by zelda
its not fair bros, it was supposed to be her

>>40702145
i member this
grim. reminds me of the never showering allegations

still highly amused about the two homeless troons incident, bewildered as to what would make one do smth like this. what being a authoritarian discord janny does to a mf
pic is not even the worst tho
but ig one who has to regularly announce size of oebis area appendix must b compensating for something
prayers and thoughts for this leaf

>>40702819
heart disease and obesity
low-key wanna eat american bread just to see if it actually makes yuropoors sick

>>40703473
Oh my bad

>>40702145
is that Cheshire?

>>40703561
>still highly amused about the two homeless troons incident
what

noooo my heckin pictures on wplace keep getting rolled

>>40702145
jfc this was the person saying how hot and passing they were and doing a mean girls impression towards the unfortunate 'ugly' girls. this site is schizophrenia.

>>40703561
grape?

>>40704098
classic but still shocking

>>40685787 (OP)
>qott: got any houseplants?
>picrel

yup ^-^

>>40703561
>thnk cud?

you don’t need to change a thing about yourself

did an exercise video with my mom then watched a documentary on the cathars and 3 episodes of hunter hunter
good morning desu :)

I NEED to transition :(

>>40704102
...uhm uhm...
I like peeling them and eating the skinless fruit
they give me a headache if I eat too many not sure why

>>40703969
preety sure that has been talked about here before I think

>>40704098
yeah thats her persona and self perception. also insane drama instigator and liked to spread gossip and shit talk everyone behind their back left and right just to see the chaos unfold, self admitted to facilitate drama between ppl and ruin their friendships(and relationship) just for the sake of entertainment. once tried to get me to hand over certain receipts so she could "ruin" that person's life (I refused ofc)but idk what was her motivation/reason behind that....
it MIGHT be related to the homeless troon cheating incident and who supposedly made it known to the public.

>>40704151
nuh definitely not :(
the worms won...
it has to be done...

>>40704159
hxh is such a drag early on
definitely top anime tho

>>40704906
the surgeries arc is one horrible arc
you dont need it

In Snew Vegas, we know the pain that clocking can bring us. Well, so does Guy Mono, who's got "Honaches by the Number."

>>40704994
._.
if only that was true..

>>40704906
grape gives me a headache too, especially if I drink it.

>>40705313
You need graped and I wouldn't pull out, I'd make you carry my grape baby to term

>>40705299
pls trust me on this
and have a sweet night
:*

>>40705366
ill try
...both things
n u too...

Hi friends : )

i knew you’d return. you can’t help but shitpost. it’s in your genes, pedro

why are we so chuuni in here all the time

I decided to just use mint because I dont want to struggle and just want things to work out of the box. I really like it, but already I'm having to compile some random program myself and like, ok, I can do that, but it's already feeling like I'm gonna be way over my head if I want to try and get whatever random esoteric program working without like a step by step guide.

Alexa, am I built for BBC?

>>40705711
what kind of programs do you need that aren't in the repos? i'm on arch but usually the only things i need to compile myself are really arcane scientific programs

>>40705391
Woah cool but not a rattle? Do you ever see rattlers in your neck of the woods? There's hundreds of thousands of them in the hills bordering each side of the valley, but I've never seen one up close before.

>>40705721
>>40705721
No but this poopy nigga is.

>>40705838
Lang's logs don't pass.

>>40705838
based

>>40705860
bwahahaha

Must breed bread

unsee cc/album#ler4L44rHhCb
is it over for me?

>>40705962
Don't be such a fucking baby you look great

This is Katja Lang (also known as Kat) a loyal and passionate trip from the MTFG thread.
She's in a loving transbian relationship with another male called Mono aka Tess Tukkers

Mono cheated on Kat for a year with another transwoman on Discord
Kat is now coping by posting her pussy (his asshole) shitting on camera and fucking dildos

Say something nice about them.

Katja Lang (Kat) is pushing a fat turd out of her "pussy" (his male asshole)...
Tess Tukkers (Mono) is moaning and rubbing "her" dick in Kat's poop....

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself)
Brown wet poop keeps spraying out of Kat's ass all over the chair
"My ass-pussy is so wet for you TESS" Katja Lang moans


BRAAAAAAAAAP

>>40705962
not really
unless you're voice is like batman tier I assume you pass pretty regularly? if not 99% of the time

>>40705730
idk im probably really dumb and it is probably in some repo somewhere but makemkv. thought it was easier to just download source from the official website and compile due to me being stupid windows user

>>40706004
sometimes i look in the mirror and i see just a man in a dress
i feel i need ffs 100%
>>40706012
i dont get gendered often im a shut in
sometimes i get a madame or equivalent but they might just be nice to the troon

>>40705739
if one had a rattle I wouldn't stop and take a picture.

>>40706037
oh. googling around, i could just enable unverified flatpaks in the software manager. oh.

>>40706056
>i dont get gendered often im a shut in
ah, same
>but they might just be nice to the troon
doubtful in this current political climate
people are way more likely to misgender you on purpose than vice versa
plus it's probably not as obvious as you think
I literally look like william fukin mapother and I've managed to pass on rare occasions
and then once somebody who knows im trans outs me they change their tune
you're probably good
just dont let the self doubts kill your effort
it'll spiral fast from passing less from lack of self care to firther depression from cruel treatment by normies
vicious hole to fall into ime

>>40706009
Thank you for this information. I hope Tucker Carlson covers this.

>>40706154
thank you for the encouragement ive been struggling with alcohol recently
i do try my best tho

>>40706058
pretty scary aren't they. what about mountain lions, have you seen one? I saw one drinking from a stream when I was up north, he didn't see me or hear me as i was on a trail about 20 feet above the stream

dysphoria feels more intense each day it seems how can i start hrt before its too late desu.. i have a good remote job

Oh that was a pic of cheshire i didnt realize. Ngl Kinda miss being friends with her or at least thinking she was my friend. Sad she hates me just cause I suggested it was a bad idea to get railed out by a homeless rat boy """"trans girl""" behind her gfs back... such is life, this is why i say to never give romantic advice to anyone you care about. Ypu should all learn from my mistakes ;_;

>>40706295
you snuck up to a cat, that's pretty sneaky. I've seen mountain lions when I lived in LA, up here I see alot of coyotes and turkeys.

>>40706681
take well the lesson and so on etc

>>40706716
What a great picture, turtles are always fun to come across they're such chill little guys. I've seen coyotes quite a bit and they always try to avoid me. I think the scariest animal in California is the Africanized honey bees that attack people for no reason. You have to be aware of them I would assume. They're crazy productive in making honey, but also crazy in general attacking humans and dogs unprovoked. Have a good rest of your day bread. Sorry I talked about grape I guess that's kind of creepy.

>>40706775
Good advice honestly, people gotta learn from their mistakes. I may be old but I'm just learning that one in the last year or so! Got a whole slew of em now though :3

oh well i think it was worth it. makemkv is a tiny program but the flatpak is 6.8x the size.

>>40707036
>flatpak
is that because it contains all the dependencies?

Ok i want to grape Laguna too. I lied. Imagine how fat that ass is

bonsoir mtfg. anything interesting happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZV5uD8WoQE

>>40707367
yeh. but pretty sure they have to include many dependencies due to the large amount of systems it needs to be able to run on, but if you compile yourself you can include only the ones you personally need. I think is the reason

>>40707957
yeah im still jerking my tiny white pecker. not much changes

>>40707993
awsome

>>40707957
Based jazz appreciator.

when you install your first flatpak it installs shared libraries and dependencies but afterwards other flatpaks will use the same runtime so they only add their specific files and they’ll take up less space. thank you for your attention to this matter!

I need a trans girl to cuff to my bed so I can forcefeed her vodka and epilate her legs while blast Violent Vira and WITCHROT

(i am a sadist with a drug fetish and broken bird syndrome)

I need a trans girl to cuff to my bed so I can forcefeed her vodka and epilate her legs while blast Violent Vira and WITCHROT

>>40708308
forcefeed her high calorie food too

>>40707957
had ice cream, now working out
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=m4W56w-eCGI

"cis" male here, I used to lurk this board and eventually realized I am gay, and that I enjoy the thought of myself as a woman. just feeling out this thought externally, thanks for reading my blog

>>40708545
>blog
nona are you alright? how many drinks have you had?

>>40708563
I'm not nona. No drinks, just my mood stabilizers... Tried to kill myself a few weeks ago so doing pretty poorly all things considered

>>40708573
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OS6duOoxctw

>>40708588
thanks bready weady. what was the tipping point for you all that made you transition? I'm getting there myself

being in love is nice
>>40708588
are we posting music? i love posting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dZZVFUqA1I

>>40708618
I decided to not kill myself

>>40708647
thar was nice, I'm kinda stoned and I forgot what I was listening to halfway through

>>40708867
john fahey is my favorite artist of all time. i can't understand how he wrenches emotion out of the guitar like he does
enjoy your pot :)

I started reading chemistry the central science recently, along with watching some mit intro to chemistry ocw
I never had the opportunity to study it since I emigrated early in hs and then got put in the stupid class cos I couldn't speak the local language, and then dropped out
so I have always had to pretend I understood it, but it's pretty interesting huh?
the lady teaching the mit ocw seems pretty cool too, I bet I could totally become a professor too if I tried...

do you have any life goals besides consuming hrt? are you working towards it? do you think it will be harder for you than others?
never give up etc etc & so on & so on

REM rebound is giving me the most absurd dreams ever i actually woke up laughing
thnk ive gone properly mental now

>>40708308
that sounds so abysmally boring I would just fall asleep ngl u gotta up the sadism slider by like 300%

my moms reading a copy of what's in my book so far. im excited but also nervous about her feedback

>>40708647
>being in love is nice
true
>>40709401
>the lady teaching the mit ocw seems pretty cool too, I bet I could totally become a professor too if I tried...
yeah! why not. just takes a lot of work and sacrifice.
>do you have any life goals besides consuming hrt?
nah, not really. everything is entirely gay and pointless

goony moid-to-foid general i will see you in the morning!

should i go on estrogen?

i hate heat so much

>>40710149
underaged

>>40710168
im not underage? im 20

>>40710149
Yeah. You're cute looking and guys that skinny ususlly dont want to get bigger for a resson

>>40710149
Why would you want to?

Bump
Long haired transfems i recruit thee to answer a simple question: do you brush your hair when dry, wet, never, or dont care.
I had always heard wet hair is fragile hair, but chat gpt says to brush it wet and he’s usually not bad these days

>>40711879
I have the straightest hair you can get so this might not be helpful but I brush it every day after I wake up and sometimes after I have a shower but usually just let it dry then brush it, I have a good detangler brush I use in the shower with conditioner and sometimes in the morning too, seems to pull out much less hair, I still use normal ones too though and it's fine I guess, I don't dye it or anything either so my hair isn't really overtaxed in any other regard

>>40711968
So detangler brush in the shower sometimes, but mostly dry w normal brush. My hair 1 ig. I have bleached 2b so I should be relatively careful. Do you have split ends or anything

>qott: wanted to but didn't

This year I tried to accept the hard fact that I will be completely alone for the next 40-50 years of my life. I've accepted the reality that I will die a kissless virgin and I cannot do anything sincere about it. All that's left is learning how to lead this new, lonesome life.

if I could press a button to become a lesbian I would do it, that's the only real solution to my problem, but that's impossible. I do not like women. Fate has condemned me to heterosexuality.

>>40712084
what's that got to do with houseplants though?

>>40712315
Huuuhhh you can grow houseplants using my corpse as fertilizer.

>>40712328
no, there's no way I'll outlive you

What's your favorite Paradox game?

Hope all of yall are doin well this fine navy day!

>>40712955
I have like five doctor appointments today. I hate it

>>40712992
Do you have cancer? :^)

>>40712992
Something to do with your neopussy?

>>40712692
mount and blade warband

goodmorning blog

just wrote my living will
feels a bit weird not gonna lie tbhons

>>40712999
terminal yeh

>>40713338
are u gonna kiss?

can’t forget that picture of yesterday
man chesh*re is one UGLY mf

>>40712999
no I have existing autoimmune diseases and I'm being screened for MS. super annoying to deal with and most doctors are idiots

>>40713521
Sad
>>40713631
Ah that's rough, a good friend of mine in the navy had a autoimmune issue and she was pretty miserable and had lots of sui feels because of it. Wouldn't wish it on anyone. Hug blobby fren

>>40713631
Mixed race people are at 10x the risk for autoimmune disorders as monoracial people.

>>40713692
>Wouldn't wish it on anyone

on blobby tho...

>>40713725
Odd both people i know with them are some of the whitest people i ever met. Blonde blue eyes etc.
>>40713731
This blobby is alright, it's the other one that might deserve the suffering but even then I'd rather wish they stopped being evil if I was wishing stuff on people.

>>40713725
Retard
>t immunology PhD

>>40713758
>>t immunology PhD

yeah sure LMAO

>>40713725
is that just cause of aids or wat
also like what the fuck even is a monoracial. like modern native english people arent just one ethnicity.

I looked it up, there's no study to support that, so prob just pooge talking out her ass again heh

>>40713874
you wouldn’t even find your nose in the middle of your face if your life depended on it bro

>>40713811
I deleted my thesis pic with my foot so you must simply wallow in your delusions

>>40713916
big news for you
not everyone is as gullible as you are

>>40713886
Post it up then retard

>>40713950
im not the one needing validation on this and im busy playing a game, help yourself for once dummy

>>40713758
Mixed race children and adolescents are at higher risk for both mental and physical illness and disease, and the studies that prove this have been around for over 20 years. There's also issues with declining IQ has mixed race people have lower average IQ than white monoracial people, but slightly higher IQ than black. The result is a society producing millions of people with lower IQ potential than they could have had if they had two white parents instead of a white parent and a black parent.
>>40713831
Ethnicity doesn't equal race.

>>40713547
I AM THE PASSOID QUEEN OF LGB TO THE T

>>40713743
THE HOMELESS ARE MINE MR AVERY
DONT YA FUCK WITH ME OR I =WILL= TAKE "LYNN "HIKKILEAKS" *****" AS MY 4th WIFEY ENCHANTING HER WITH MY UNWAVERING BEAUTY

KNEEL

NOW

>>40713957
Always nice bein right hehe, ty ty
>>40714092
No reason to be mean anon, she's suffering enough I'm guessing

gonna take a bit of edibles to maybe help with my writing creativity a little, but not so much that i get retarded

why do so many people have autoimmune diseases

>>40714185
i had kawasaki disease as a kid and had a 107 fever so they gave me my last rights. was sort of epic.

>>40714199
last rites* before i get corrected.

>>40714124
You really suck at giving head Mable I hope you know that. And you didn't even prep when you asked for backshots.

>>40713886
Mable lies and lies without even thinking about it. Her nose grows proportionally to all the lying done since she set foot in this place. And you whores all fell for it every fucking time man. Just disgusting. All of you.

>>40714199
I had a friend that developed that, he was worried sick that he had hiv because I guess some symptoms are similar

just started lord of mysteries. it seems like a pretty cool world, sort of reminds me of the visual novels i like
>>40714320
i dont know about that really. maybe i suppose. the biggest problems i had medically were cardiac scarring and my lymphatic system going like crazy. i had to get an ultrasound for years after the fact. im surprised he had that happen though. as far as i knew it was somewhat uncommon to happen to adults. im glad they were able to diagnose him though.

Yeah I have a couple bamboos, one peperomioides, a money tree, catnip, a succulent, an aspidistra and two cats that love to take a monch of all of them. I also have a small garden outside with two dozen plants in the ground. Things like agaves, crape mrytles, a tiny ass oak tree, ganzia, Veronica skywards, Texas sage,

>>40714363
maybe it was hashimoto disease, it was a long time ago. so did you get cured? it sounds like a nightmare.

I'm ugly, balding and probably too old to question my identity but legit idk whats wrong with me. Everytime I ask for advice as to what to do I get told I'm a slur or agp or whatever. I just want to know who I am dawg. I'll probably just die a very lonely man.

>>40714422
>maybe it was hashimoto disease
oh, interesting. need to learn about one.
>so did you get cured? it sounds like a nightmare.
yeah. i had a bad case so i got a bit of heart damage but it got better on its own after a few years.

>>40714432
Gives me nothing to tell you. Maybe if you keep trying and getting insulted here you should try other spaces like Susans place for boomer, Reddit for the agp acceptance and tumblr if you wanna talk to idiots. Otherwise do you wanna talk about it? I won’t insult you

>>40714453
Idk any of those or anything. Frankly I'm just someone who started looking inward a bit too late in life. I just needed to scream into the void a bit. I'll probably just close this thread and keep on truckin. Y'all have fun and be nice to eachother.

>>40714185
Ixnay on the ignay iseaseday

wtf are these posts

>>40685787 (OP)
>houseplant
nah but 3 trees in my garden and 2 small lavender ones. a hazelnut tree, a cherry tree and a birch
also lots of blackberrie bushes

>>40714185
its the gay frog water
a reputable source told me this

>>40713725
chatgpt is giving mixed responses about this idk
maybe it's like Barry turning into lobsters the second the sun touches them?

>>40711879
curly hair shouldn't be combed while wet u gonna pull hairs out, wait until it's dry and then comb with fingers

>>40714592
https://youtu.be/XCwc_04Uwm8

>>40714592
Would you classify 2b as curly anon

my tiny white clitty was leaking when I saw how diverse the Fallout TV show was. i feel so genetically inferior to non-white men and im glad to watch them breed white women. thank god estrogen exists for autistic beta male white boys like me

>>40713692
yeah it's been rough thank u they took so much blood today and the nurse was the worst she fucked up my vein. I got a lychee tea after at least that was good

>>40714185
some of them are hereditary

also I hate when doctors refer me to social workers....like bro my autism issues and mental illness is gonna give a social worker war flashbacks

>>40714185
the leading theory is that decreasing exposure to bacterial and viral infections results in your adaptive immune system becoming hair-triggered and lacking the normal tolerance responses associated with battling infections constantly. there is a study of rural vs urban ugandans and their responses to vaccines which is interesting in this vein, because rural people in developing have very little autoimmune disease but also poor responses to vaccines, likely bc of exposure to lots of infections (PMID: 32387542)

>>40714849
>300 views
>4 years ago
>tfw never have anyone to share YouTube clips or songs with
how do u find these xd and what kind of genre is this
>spermology
worried?!?

>>40714900
ofc that's rly curly
mine used to be curly similar to the left one but HRT changed my hair its now kinda straight and a bit wavy at the ends
kinda dislike it cuz it makes it very volumous which is bad for face framing so I straighten it every few days

>>40714932
now hoooold on there for a sec pardner aint ya forgettin someone?! Mr "I'm-the-only-reason-the-show-is-watchable" ?https://youtu.be/8YUI3-bbbjQ?si=BZBWKj0bLHnQ9lon

what was the protags name again? idk my brain kinda blurs out female actresses

>>40715002
getting blood drawn is the worst
had 5 vials drawn for full spectrum FFS blood works and was about to faint during the 4th vial

>>40715078
hmmmm. mixed intel as USUAL on haircare. what art, what mystery. thanks anon

>>40715101
if that ain't curly then Epstein didn't kill himself *shrug*

>>40715078
yeah the wooziness is terrible. I had to sit in the lobby for an hour after today until I felt like I wasn't going to faint. I always get the bad nurses that don't know how to hit a vein so my arm is gonna hurt for a few days. I already have a huge bruise. Wish we had a new technology for blood work

>>40715078
i listen to some specific radio shows and know people who listen to and make awesome stuff. also just look for stuff all the time. just heard that one the other day its very pretty
https://youtu.be/J16L46CX5hQ

>>40715119
Maybe it’s actually more like 2a tbf, it seems more wavy than curly

>>40715191
whats this

>>40715229
it's an android I found

lord of the mysteries is so awezom sauce poggers.

>>40715144
yeah the painfully slow drawing straight from the vein is torture it feels like it never ends, I wish they had just some sci-fi pistol thing that sucks it out instantly
moving veins must suck, needing multiple stabs sounds awful..I think my grandma got that when she was older and they always struggled finding a being

>>40715164
>radio shows
that's old-school, rad af

>>40715191
that u or just a random pic?
either way that hair is slaying, curly/wavy mix, don't see that often with blonde hair

>>40715320
>isekai
I just can't....

>>40715381
>I just can't....
bad take
isekai is fun when its a mystery about what the world is.

>>40715394
>mystery about what the world is.
like a dog....or a vending machine...

>>40715417
if you arent even going to watch the isekai im talking about why do you bother arguing with it

>>40715381
its me, thanks bestie thats very nice of u to say. ig we will wet brush but careful like and if it starts pulling a lot ill do dry. thank u mtfg i hope to see you all in passgen this weekend

my anime recommendation is タコピーの原罪

can men not flash their men chest without even being asked about it? or even if someone asks, can they not? thank you, it’s a blue board

>>40715430
what even drives you into this tranny purgatory thread lol
>passgen
that's haram&only the same 5 people post in there over and over

>>40715453
pls no I just got over that ._.

>>40715470
male nipples are SFW desu

>>40715517
>._.
the pain is what makes it good!
angel's egg is getting a theatrical release in november too.... such a cool movie. wish oshii did more GITS
https://youtu.be/Mv1wxC6CMxA

>>40715517
I like exploring + there are long haired people here
>>40715470
I thought you might like it anon, but I see now that it was forward of me. it won't happen again I promise

>>40715470
>it’s a blue board
real
double standards are so dumb
either all nipples are nsfw or none of them are
it's also backwards honestly
men have no real reason to bear chest, only women have an actual reason to besides showing off
feels like we'll never escape misogyny

>>40714224
Woah I'm hideous here! Lmao
It's funny when you can't post studies as proof you move onto insults. Really shows how right I was :3

>>40715568
confession: I never watched angels egg ;X
>song name and artist
WORRIED
>pain is what makes it good!
true
I had a phase last year binging the most emotionally damaging romance animes and anime movies I could find
just something about that bittersweet sweet sweet pain just hits right
rewatched Kimi no na wa like 5 times, your lie in april too, a silent voice(oof) and 5cm per second just to name a few

>>40715589
ah ic ic
ignore that anon we got lots of bitterposters here, I certainly appreciate pics like that :^)

>>40715716
r u saying GNC men or idk twinks or 6'4 dudes should like wear bras? c'mon naz don't b ridiculous lol
like /fit/ couldn't even exist if "male" nipples were banned lol
I think even ftms can post topless but not sure

>>40715827
>r u saying GNC men or idk twinks or 6'4 dudes should like wear bras? c'mon naz don't b ridiculous lol
nta but probably more that women's nipples shouldn't be banned, and that women's nipples are no more sexual than men's, so if one is banned the other should be on principle, but ideally neither should be

>>40712026
detangler in the shower every time I wash my hair, but yeah mostly dry with normal brush, don't seem to get split ends, think I'm just lucky but I also just do nothing to it and don't overwash

>>40715191
whip it out

>>40715968
i will rape any woman with her tits out

>>40716104
I laughed..

>>40715191
kek that pic instantly had kat salivatin

>>40715716
>>40715968
free the nipple!

>>40715191
Zoomer Buffalo Bill from the music video scene.

he shouldn't have posted off topic in our sacred safe space and flash his male presenting nipples but he does have nice hair

>>40716205
Tbhon more chasers should post selfies. Good on him for it though I did laugh at the Buffalo bill comparison it was.. similar aesthetics wise. I give him 6 months till being on estrogen :3

>>40716232
we don't know he's a chaser he might just have wanted xy hair care tips
I should have said get on e

Perhaps the immobility of the things that surround us is forced upon them by our conviction that they are themselves, and not anything else, and by the immobility of our conceptions of them

>>40715827
>confession
you oughta!! it's long and doesn't really have any dialogue and that's the best part about it. your lie in april connected with me specifically because of its setting and theme and it fucked me up so bad that i never watched it again lol sucks. 5cm per second never really connected as much though. i liked shared struggles

>>40715191

u look like a gaul

>>40716314
The only "men" that would ever come here are chasers, represors(chasers in denial), or gay male tourists from gaygen. We gotta start being realistic here.

i have been humbled

>>40716418
I lol'd my a off at you draining the chaser simps last night by posting old pictures, filtered pics, the fraudiest of fakery pics. I do get the impression most of them want to be groomed into trooning by a tranny.

>>40716508
Well the blue contacts one was new, and the bunny one but yea they always request the old clown ones lmao. Always fun mining a lil attention to charge the narc battery ykwim

>>40716504
Would you like some advice on how to access hrt?

hope your dog is still alive

>>40715827
no I mean really my personal opinion is we should un-sexualize the human body
or bare minimum legalize toplessness for everyone
I'm pro naturaslism and also pro wearing whatever people wanna wear
anarchy and all that
the exception being explicitly sexual activities or actions around unconsenting people
>>40716190
yeah!

>>40716556
that's alright, until there's one which can make me an anime boy i'll stick to dutasteride
>>40716566
shut UP

>>40716602
bit rude

>>40716602
>one which can make me an anime boy

How do yous cope knowing you can never birth a child? I want nothing more than to have a kid with my bf but I know it'll never happen and it makes me so fucking sad, I know he would want one too, life is fucking hell

>insomnia and heat
I hate Europe how am I supposed to sleep..

>>40716352
yah I rly shud esp since it's being referenced so much in other anime and Elden Ring my beloved
your lie in april definitely hits a lil too close to home at times that's true

>>40716169
eh? can't I comment on someone's appearance without
ah nvm whatevs

>>40716577
I mean yes I agree but like y'know how it is and with the whole censorship thing going completely mental (thanks UK) that's just never gonna happen
esp Americans are such obsessive puritans they will do everything they can to keep things getting more censored and "socially unacceptable"
that being said I don't want women or men running around topless in public lol that's just...weird idk

>>40716602
Was a joke new fren, dw id never advocate for anyone to start hrt unless there is no doubt they would be happy with the results. Still the longer a repressing type is here the harder it will be so be careful!

>>40716656
true
americas weird inconsistent puratanism is kinda hilarious to me
>women or men running around topless in public
seems wild but there's a legit nudist community that lives near me
hidden away in the woods to keep normie eyes away
I think they're kinda awsome tho
never seen such earnest body positivity from any other people in my life
not exactly keen to go running around canadian climate with my bits flopping in the wind
but it'd be nice if we could all be so judgment free

>>40716556
yeah

why spend your time on mtfg/chasergen, posting fake thirst traps just to claim everyone's a chaser AND complain about slow threads when you could be doing stuff with your gf

>>40716649
Just think logically tbphon, you'd be making a kid who would have to live through the downfall of society. Unless you're massively rich there's no way to guarantee they'd have a good life, especially 20 years from now when shit is even worse. Also consider your genetics are not important impressive or good, especially considering tranny gene from both sides of the family. Prob better not to condemn a child to that suffering too.

>>40716760
Planned parenthood, call today
>>40716771
Gf is in Canada and it's 9pm in the evening. I'm posting between rounds of monster hunter and it take 15 seconds to post.

hi uh i started E last week. i was 23 and I just turned 24. i've noticed that i'm euphoric, getting hot flashes in my legs and arms and i have a dull headachet. i injected .13ml of EEn. is this normal??

>>40716814
>man with cock and balls takes estrogen
>IM... EUPHORIC... SISTERS....

>>40716824
yea i feel more comfortable in my own skin now that i've started. Problem?

>>40716814
you fucked something up bad if you're getting hot flushes and headaches
>euphoric
I'm making a face at you

>>40716835
Nothing wrong with it at all, sister. You're heckin valid. Make sure to goon your cock while feeling euphorically like a woman.

>>40716647
lmao
I did two tabs last week and the tv started talking to me
kept forgetting that nobody else could hear what they were saying and flipped out
fun night tho
don't usually hallucinate so vividly, especially when not sober

>>40716845
don't assume their gender

The word euphoric really triggered the 30 year old rapehons here didn't they

>>40716861
>SISTERS... IN THIS MOMENT... I AM EUPHORIC...
>*rubs boner*

>>40716814
where did you inject it?
>>40716859
lsd is scary and I've not taken it due to it turning my uncle into a grump. what was the TV saying to you?

>>40716861
yes, strong second hand embarrassment, and marks you out as one of *those people*

>>40716877
I can't even get hard because of dysphoria, so KYS gatekeeping faggot.

>>40716888
Lmao sure thing sis

>>40716888
that's not gatekeeping they're just mocking your word choice because of its high correlation with insufferable reddit types

feeling unusually sinister with a note of sweet vengeance and half a teaspoon of reckless tonight

>>40716787
broke though

>>40717031
Id say get medicaid but trumpy ended that for the poors. Sorry anon I got no advice

>>40717058
and i got no tits

>>40716885
very mean things
mocking my insecurities and loudly blabbing out secrets I would never speak aloud
basically like my intrusive thoughts possessed characters on the screen
ontop of everything else that was going on it was pretty overwhelming
I was pretty thoroughly fucked up
it felt like I wasn't attached to my body and I had trouble remembering who I was for a bit
but I got a hug for the first time in a long time so 100% worth it
got two whole hugs this month im honestly spoilt
only way this august could go better is if I get to see my family on my birthday too :>

hullo groobers how are you

>want to detrans because of ribcage/hands/shoulders which is made more obvious by being short
>face barely passes post FFS only with high effort makeup
>even then it's just not enough to pass as a cis girl
>wrong hairstyle can instantly turn me into a hon because of facial dimensions and jaw
>developed extreme agoraphobia because of it
>can't wear boys clothes because resulting dysphoria would destroy me, so detrans is not possible
>completely stuck in this state with no way out
ticking timebomb. timer says 5 minutes till detonation

why is passgen up on thurs
janny help
>>40717209
take it ez anon
i just accepted my ugliness its that simple

>>40717168
Hey lia hru this evenin? you been goonin silly clitty etc?

>>40717252
Ugh *sissy... post ruined

>>40717252
groobin my silly clitty ofc
taking a moment to feel gratitude for modern pleasures
i'm posting to the homosexuality board from the shower rn, really a marvel when you think about it
what are you up to?

gonna go down with a bang
push myself into corner and release it all
fallout will take care of rest

>>40717312
fallout isnt real its a video game

>>40717096
it's awful when drugs are mean to you. I hope you get more hugs.

>>40717295
>silly
Ugh no bully ;_;
>shower postin
Ugh i kinda want a bath tub so I can post whole drinking champagne in a bubble bath. Truly living deliciously
>>40717312
I dunno this panic at the disco song please link it

had a breakthrough. yipee

The future doesnt look so grooby. at least doomscrolling and digitalslop makes it bearable
>>40717330
Its an okay game. i dont really like the show though

>>40717312
fard
>>40717332
tru
>>40717341
ugh had a bath the other night in a biggie tub it was so nice to float in the warm
fr i want that more often
>>40717354
good work anon congratulations for the milestone

>>40717396
Bet you pee'd in there hehe

>>40717341
i got the whole greatest hits album
is yours free of charge
*47913 or *82249?

>>40717443
Second one, still not gonna text me anon?