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Anonymous No.40786097 >>40786123
/cisgaygen/
>>40783554
Anonymous No.40786121 >>40786176
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40786123 >>40786203
>>40786097 (OP)
first for pissing guys
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786131 >>40786182
>>40786119
How you know you were being checked out?
Anonymous No.40786135
fourth for sharty being slow
Anonymous No.40786142
>>40786119
>I work out everyday and I literally had 2 chicks checking me out earlier today
kek sure hon
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786144
When's the last time you kissed a man?
Anonymous No.40786149 >>40786163 >>40786189 >>40786315
does anyone really believe a word he says? he wants you believe he regularly gets laid while looking like this.
Anonymous No.40786151
Doja tanked
Anonymous No.40786163 >>40786264
>>40786149
keep in mind this is for sure the peak babe magnet
Anonymous No.40786170
>>40785825
who did that? it was probably mostly jokes
Anonymous No.40786172 >>40786188
Can you really tell the difference between a virgin and just a guy with a super low body count?
Anonymous No.40786176
>>40786121
deceased
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786182 >>40786192 >>40786212
>>40786131
You make eye contact to show that you're interested. You can also tell when people look at you. And you can see when someone looks you up and down. Guys, I'm not a Romeo, but I'm telling you it's not that hard.
Anonymous No.40786188 >>40786226
>>40786172
ehh maybe not. i had a fwb that i think had a higher body count than me but he was fucking AWFUL at kissing my god. just awkward in general. i had a bf for 2 years though and he never had one IRL
Anonymous No.40786189 >>40786264
>>40786149
you donโ€™t think teens โ€œspread their pussiesโ€ for him?
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786192 >>40786212 >>40786214
>>40786182
That doesn't mean being hit on though
Anonymous No.40786203 >>40786218
>>40786123
Anonymous No.40786212 >>40786293
>>40786192
>>40786182
you had such an easy shot at being an ass to cdc but you didn't because you're scared
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786214
>>40786192
You asked me how did I know they checked me out. Talking is different.
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40786218
>>40786203
OOF, the guy on the right has a perfect cock and a good sense of fashion
Anonymous No.40786226
>>40786188
I'm banking on being able to convince them I'm just bad at sex rather than a virgin.
Anonymous No.40786264 >>40786287 >>40786300 >>40786309 >>40786972
>>40786163
>>40786189
nigga works in a bakery and thinks he's hot shit, must live in a small rural town on pulling the local fat inbred retards at best. just look at his eyes in every photo, dead eyes from being an ugly outcast middle aged gay mutt with no achievements in life just working in a bakery and doing drugs. the only pussy he's regularly pulling is fucking his dogs because he's an obvious furfag zoophile
Anonymous No.40786270 >>40786284 >>40786299 >>40786326
I am overstocked on food again. I wont need groceries besides milk again till November. It would feel like a win but I dont know anyone else that stocks up like this and it makes me feel like maybe its a bit odd.

How often do most people buy groceries for one? I literally have multiples of everything, my freezer is about to burst. Its like I have my own supermarket next to the dining room. Maybe its normal if you are single and dont have to shop as often, like for a family.
Anonymous No.40786284 >>40786472
>>40786270
i live alone and shop once every few weeks
Anonymous No.40786287 >>40786309 >>40786972
>>40786264
he lives near a military base in the white trash part of florida (yes there is a part even floridians consider white trash) so you are very close
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786293 >>40786322
>>40786212
I'm not trying to be one.
Anonymous No.40786299 >>40786472
>>40786270
I mostly eat fresh easily spoiled food so twice a week
Anonymous No.40786300
>>40786264
You sound upset. Besides, working in a bakery is pretty damn cool. It can be hard work too, but rewarding.
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786309
>>40786264
:)
>>40786287
Three military bases.
Anonymous No.40786314 >>40786513 >>40786985
https://files.catbox.moe/zwo0wh.jpg
spreading hole for CDC
Anonymous No.40786315 >>40786320
>>40786149
i would butt i'm 80 :|
Anonymous No.40786320 >>40786330
>>40786315
80 year olds use 4chan? hard to believe
Anonymous No.40786322 >>40786341
>>40786293
obviously, what a fucking waste
Anonymous No.40786326 >>40786472
>>40786270
I drive by a place after work on my way home so I go like 4 times a week.
Anonymous No.40786328 >>40786368
so much hostility towards one another in gg
Anonymous No.40786330
>>40786320
i used to know a guy in his 60s who spent his free time trolling people in cs 1.6 old people are strange
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786341 >>40786356
>>40786322
Why you want me to be? What you want me to say?
Anonymous No.40786356 >>40786425
>>40786341
that's your job to figure out you fucking retard
Anonymous No.40786367 >>40786378 >>40786408 >>40786426 >>40786434 >>40786491
do tops find clingy bottoms attractive and cute or annoying
Anonymous No.40786368
>>40786328
thats just how it goes round these parts
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786375 >>40786395 >>40786471
I'm only a cocky asshole when I'm surrounded by a gaggle of bitter bitches.
Anonymous No.40786378 >>40786642
>>40786367
both honestly
Anonymous No.40786395 >>40786417
>>40786375
>I'm only a cocky asshole
ooh ooh ahh ahh
Anonymous No.40786404 >>40786429
nypa, just filter cdc and other trips you don't like, doesn't even affect the thread much because people hardly replies to him
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40786408 >>40786642
>>40786367
annoying
Anonymous No.40786416
cocky asshole more like cock in asshole iykwim
Anonymous No.40786417 >>40786440
>>40786395
hey cool it with the racism anon
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786425
>>40786356
Stop being mean to me
Anonymous No.40786426 >>40786642
>>40786367
annoying
Anonymous No.40786429
>>40786404
>just filter cdc and other trips you don't like
Lmao snowflake
Anonymous No.40786434 >>40786449
>>40786367
Are you hot?
Anonymous No.40786440
>>40786417
Kys nigger
Anonymous No.40786445
cdc gets ignored most of the time judging by threads in recent times, occasionally marina throws him a bone/reply once in a while
Anonymous No.40786449 >>40786502 >>40786642
>>40786434
pretty sure thats the tranny with the deformed dick that cuts theyself
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786456 >>40786463
Bitches love me because they know I can fuck.
Anonymous No.40786463
>>40786456
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786471 >>40786486
>>40786375
Cocky is bad though
Anonymous No.40786472 >>40786531
>>40786284
I used to do that too. Then I would stock up for winter to cut down on trips. Then I started stocking up all the time. I get mine delivered which makes it easier and takes less time, since I can just make the list online instead of running up and down aisles. I probably only get deliveries eight or nine times a year now. I do get take out quite a bit though too, so...

>>40786299
I can relate. I am always bringing home deli food when I am out. Like this morning, I had a craving for some strawberry shortcake and iced coffee, so I went out and ended up bringing home a bit of lunch for later too. But often I skip meals so it tends to pile up and then I have to stop to eat up all the deli stuff. Its hard to break the deli addiction. Its such a fast meal and so tasty.

>>40786326
I used to do that too, but it gets tiring always going in and out and the time loss. But at least you always have an infinite variety to pick from I guess. Maybe you like to deli often like I do as well, but I dont normally include deli stuff in grocery orders. Whenever I order groceries online, I usually have to call and give the meat department a days notice to have everything ready. Its still a big time saver though. I kind of wonder why anyone even bothers going in the stores anymore and fussing with carts and check outs and finding this or that and all the rest.
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786486 >>40786535
>>40786471
No
Anonymous No.40786491
>>40786367
Why did you draw him like slayer
Anonymous No.40786497
keep in mind bitches for sure love me
Anonymous No.40786502
>>40786449
Aha. So no. Clingy is gross then.
Anonymous No.40786513
>>40786314
megaplap
Anonymous No.40786520 >>40786556 >>40786564
I see gaygen is full of angry people tonight. Smells a little stalky in here too.
Anonymous No.40786531 >>40786617
>>40786472
Meh I got nothing to go home to so I don't mind the time commitment. I typically buy meat in bulk then portion and freeze but buy fresh veggies every 2 days. A lot of the time I'm deciding what the cook right then
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786535 >>40786552
>>40786486
If you are confident it doesn't need to be spoken, aka cocky
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786552
>>40786535
Sure
Anonymous No.40786556
>>40786520
*calky
Anonymous No.40786559 >>40786566
smells like lutefisk and the vinmonopoletโ€™s finest rotgut
Anonymous No.40786564
>>40786520
open wide anon it's time for your dinner! *shits in your mouth*
Anonymous No.40786566
>>40786559
meg :)
Anonymous No.40786574 >>40786585 >>40786609
i hate being gay 2bh
Anonymous No.40786579 >>40786678
>If you are confident it doesn't need to be spoken
Trvke. Otherwise it just seems fake asf. Who are you trying to impress here in gigi by claiming to be a sex god with no receipts whatsoever
Anonymous No.40786585
>>40786574
its a love hate relationship for me. i hate how its hard to find guys and how many poly ppl there are but i love men so much that the idea of being straight is weird to me. if i could choose to be straight id stay gay
Anonymous No.40786609
>>40786574
>tfw you're too insecure to realize what a blessing being born gay is
Anonymous No.40786617 >>40786790
>>40786531
Oh I see. Well that makes a difference if you are a better and more creative cook. I am not, so most of my home dinners are just chops, steaks, chicken and burgers. I mean to expand my skills a bit when I get more freezer space and some more articulate appliances and cookware. I want to get into stews, stir fry and casseroles. But having more variety means I need more freezer space for more ingredients per dish, as opposed to just ho-hum seasoned meats and such.
Anonymous No.40786639 >>40786666 >>40786812
Just learn how to cook instead of posting about it. I hate excessively wordy people that would rather write about some activity than bother engaging in it
Anonymous No.40786642 >>40786651
>>40786378
worrying

>>40786408
>>40786426
really? what if it's just bc they like you and see that you're on your phone even you two are together so there shouldn't be any reason for you to not respond when you're not together

>>40786449
not a tranny and cutting isn't like a bad thing in the grand scheme of things, watching porn is a much much much bigger red flag imo
Anonymous No.40786650 >>40786663
lol
Anonymous No.40786651 >>40786694
>>40786642
>cutting isn't like a bad thing in the grand scheme of things, watching porn is a much much much bigger red flag imo
lol
Anonymous No.40786663
>>40786650
>lolanon
nooticed
>.<
Anonymous No.40786666
>>40786639
Me when i need common knowledge handed to me on a silver platter instead of forming my own opinions
Anonymous No.40786678 >>40786686
>>40786579
I am a golden god and my receipt is my giant brain.

And stop repeating my buzzwords. I get tired of that one creep copying me all the time.

I *AM* the general.

Do not provoke me.

Although I dont see my body count as a flex tbph. Even seeing it that way feels a bit ick, if I knew what it was. I only mention it when I hear these fucking incel nerds giving advice from theory. They are always fat for some reason. Or socially retarded.
Anonymous No.40786686
>>40786678
le skunk fumbler
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786694 >>40786707 >>40786723
>>40786651
One of the dumbest things I read
Hate cutters
Anonymous No.40786704 >>40786728 >>40786730
what is your nasties horny fantasy that if you said it out loud you'll send gay rights and acceptance back like 50 years
Anonymous No.40786707 >>40786787
>>40786694
Paige said it.
Anonymous No.40786711
>watching porn is a bigger red flag than cutting
Anonymous No.40786723 >>40786738
>>40786694
porn hurts society cutting hurts nobody
Anonymous No.40786728
>>40786704
i wanna put a gay guy on an x cross and whip him bloody but who doesnt
Anonymous No.40786730
>>40786704
I want to be the little spoon on the couch while playing footsie
Anonymous No.40786738 >>40786921
>>40786723
>cutting hurts nobody
Unironic retard right here, feel free to point and laugh
Anonymous No.40786743 >>40786761
PAIGE! PAIGE! DO YOU SEE ME POSTING? PAIGE! PAIGE WHERE ARE YOU! PAAAAAAAAAIGE!!!

>24/7/365
Anonymous No.40786754 >>40786872
I think I will eat cake and nap. Its been a tiresome busy day.

But dont think I wont see whats going on. So dont nobodies try to get away with no nothin.

I see all.
Anonymous No.40786761 >>40786787
>>40786743
Paige can't post in mtfg anymore because it's dead, trannies are a cancer that ruin every social space and must impose on cis people. I know what I'm doing shit brains worry about the side of beef leaking out of your freezer.
Anonymous No.40786765
rape the gay away
Anonymous No.40786783
Cutting is actually good for you it regulates symptoms of bpd without poisoning your body with heavy metal ridden pharmaceuticals and rids the body of impure fluids
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786787 >>40786809 >>40786811
>>40786761
Paige say he's not a trans
>>40786707
I know.
Cutters need everyone to know they cutters why?
Anonymous No.40786790 >>40786910 >>40786911
>>40786617
>stews, stir fry and casseroles
You just named three super easy things to make. What's stopping you? Never been a casserole guy myself but that's because my stepmom used to make them exclusively and would freeze/reheat for every meal. We literally had a family intervention with her to get her to mix it up. Stirfry is lit tho. My favorite meal for myself is something called mala chicken but it requires multiple unique ingredients so idk if it's worth it if you're not cooking a lot rn

Semirelated but I'm planning to make an absolute shit ton of pasta and a couple sauces this weekend cuz I have nothing going on. V excited. Might live post here to pass the time inbetween steps. 5 types of ravioli, sweet potato gnocchi, fettuccine, pistachio pesto, normal pesto, red sauce, white sauce. Maybe some pickling. Idk. I'll see where the grocery store takes me
Anonymous No.40786795
if my date showed up with cutting scars id run
Anonymous No.40786800
so there is a market out there of non-white lesbians wanting a white sperm donor, what are u waiting for to reproduce you white fags
Anonymous No.40786809 >>40786921
>>40786787
>Paige say he's not a trans
what kind of guy is named "paige?"
Anonymous No.40786811 >>40786927
>>40786787
you'll never be tankanon no matter how hard you try
Anonymous No.40786812 >>40786939
>>40786639
What if I longpost about how I'm cooking irl?
Anonymous No.40786849
Grandmother Biboomers asleep time for mischieveous dubious shenanigans
Anonymous No.40786859 >>40786872 >>40786926
is biboomer here? I dont want to look at the whole thread in case he is here :/
Anonymous No.40786872
>>40786859
She just went to take elderly nappy time
>>40786754
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40786876
Gooning to videos of guys at urinals rn
Anonymous No.40786910 >>40787018
>>40786790
he needs to get articulate appliances and cookware such as pots and pans first lfmaooo
Anonymous No.40786911 >>40787018
>>40786790
Indeed you seem like quite a cook, I am not. For stew, I want to get an instapot as I would have no patience for it without one. For stir fry and casserole, I need more freezer space or the ingredients would take up space I need for the simpler, more routine meals. Plus I need to get a wok, probably electric, and then some proper casserole dishes.

I have had mala chicken only a few times but I quite liked it.

I would love to hear about your pastas and sauces. I will be looking for it if you would like to share.

I have to leave for a bit. Have a good night and enjoy your treats.
Anonymous No.40786915 >>40786931 >>40786940
I always confuse santino with dan
Anonymous No.40786921
>>40786738
that was mainly tongue in cheek but the point still stands
porn is industrialized rape and causes untold damage to people exploited by, not to mention the load it puts on any healthcare system

>>40786809
it can be a boy's name
Anonymous No.40786926
>>40786859
>please let me know how to feel about this
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40786927 >>40786937
>>40786811
That's OK
Anonymous No.40786931 >>40786944
>>40786915
dan is the one that looks like he has aids
Anonymous No.40786937
>>40786927
consider roping
Marina !!Cb6rd5bwCZG No.40786938
Henlo
Anonymous No.40786939 >>40787018
>>40786812
If you post pics I'd be all for it. I like food blogs if the person can show me something.
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40786940 >>40786957
>>40786915
Why tho
Anonymous No.40786944 >>40786948
>>40786931
but santino looks similar just less visibly insane
Anonymous No.40786948
>>40786944
No he doesn't this is so fucking rude
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786955 >>40786967 >>40786968 >>40787086
I should be playing video games.
Anonymous No.40786957
>>40786940
could be the beard maybe?
Anonymous No.40786967
>>40786955
Anonymous No.40786968 >>40786984
>>40786955
which games
Anonymous No.40786972 >>40787009
>>40786264
>>40786287
I've been here for years and know nothing about him, for someone you hate and has you flustered why do you keep tabs on him and know where he lives? lmao
Anonymous No.40786973 >>40786993 >>40787001 >>40787031
Dan is 32 and Santino is 22 and they look the same age. Hairy guys all look the same to me.
Anonymous No.40786975
being a queer bitch faggot in america
is the most normie thing atm kek
Anonymous No.40786976 >>40786987 >>40786997
santino isnt stupid enough to fall for astrology. i doubt dan could make it through calculus as well
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40786984 >>40786997
>>40786968
I'm thinking Earth Defense Force. But I could grind FF14.
Anonymous No.40786985 >>40787010
>>40786314
this is a really nice hole, a bit hairy, but nice
i can also tell you're a virgin :3
Anonymous No.40786987
>>40786976
you're gonna make him cry
Anonymous No.40786993 >>40787002 >>40787023 >>40787038
>>40786973
Jesus fucking christ dan is in his 30s and dresses like THAT? Not to mention he cannot even cut his beard properly
Anonymous No.40786997 >>40787019
>>40786976
tfw scorpio

>>40786984
ff14 is getting a monhun crossover from what I hear I hope it's fun
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787001
>>40786973
Dan looks his age, I just look a lot older.
Anonymous No.40787002
>>40786993
what beard?
Anonymous No.40787006
CDC is going to have white hair soon and a white beard and sounds like he's 14
Anonymous No.40787009 >>40787042
>>40786972
remembering things people say isnโ€™t weird you have a sieve instead of a brain
Anonymous No.40787010 >>40787025
>>40786985
>i can also tell you're a virgin :3
im not lmao. i don't ever do anal though? i mean i have but only 10 times maybe
Anonymous No.40787018 >>40787063
>>40786911
Get a crockpot not an instapot. Harder to fuckup

>>40786910
Yeah I still don't know everybody here yet. Not familiar with all the lore

>>40786939
Bet ok. I will try
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40787019
>>40786997
I saw something about that. MH is another game I could grind.
Anonymous No.40787023
>>40786993
It all makes sense when you realize he was a really fat kid who didn't get to experience much and now he's living his teenaged-young adult years in his 30s. It's pretty common.
Anonymous No.40787024 >>40787044
i wanna see santinos hole idgaf if it has vitiligo show me the goods
Anonymous No.40787025
>>40787010
makes sense, it's not a hole that's been ruined
Anonymous No.40787031 >>40787045
>>40786973
>Hairy guys all look the same to me
Anonymous No.40787033
>they still believe they can tell someones body count by how the hole looks
Silly boys
Anonymous No.40787038
>>40786993
nah the real LMFAO is that dan is in his 30s and thinks a few weeks or whatever it was of a relationship is significant at all
Anonymous No.40787041 >>40787061
santino i love you bbygirl im sorry i said ur not cute cus ur a whore
Anonymous No.40787042 >>40787057 >>40787097
>>40787009
your hostility towards him is weird and it's only because he's black that you have this hostility, if he was white and looked like that you'd probably fawn him with compliments
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787044 >>40787060 >>40787062 >>40787094
>>40787024
My ass just isn't that good looking. When I have a better ass with more muscle and a proper shape I will post hole. But I'm very self conscious about the vitiligo, it looks awful.
Anonymous No.40787045
>>40787031
Do they not? Especially when they have otter body like Dantino ...oh dear ive combined the two
Anonymous No.40787057
>>40787042
>let me just invent a bunch of shit about you so i can get mad about it
Anonymous No.40787060
>>40787044
Are you bucko? She has vitiligo too
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787061 >>40787076
>>40787041
Thank you, anon. I forgive you, although your comment didn't hurt me if that worries you.
Anonymous No.40787062
>>40787044
honestly the vitiligo on your face is fine. ive made fun of it a few times just to throw jabs on you but it doesnt make you look worse at all. buckos does but ur good dw
Anonymous No.40787063 >>40787099
>>40787018
>Yeah I still don't know everybody here yet. Not familiar with all the lore
He literally said it in the post you replied to
Anonymous No.40787066
post your piebald hole you fucking dumb horse
Marina !!Cb6rd5bwCZG No.40787072 >>40787079
Hi
Anonymous No.40787076 >>40787085 >>40787095
>>40787061
desperately keeping in touch with everyone cheap enough to gobble your balls for free
Anonymous No.40787079 >>40787086
>>40787072
omggggg hiii marina
Anonymous No.40787081
Bye
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787085 >>40787103
>>40787076
?
Marina !!Cb6rd5bwCZG No.40787086 >>40787106 >>40787107
>>40786955
What kind of video games do you like?

>>40787079
Hiii how are you doing, Anon?
Anonymous No.40787094 >>40787105
>>40787044
you've been doing this for at least 2 years now
declaring when you look better you'll post your butt or whatever
but you haven't done anything to look better physically Procrastino
how is it that you take long breaks from 4chan but get nothing done to improve your body?
Anonymous No.40787095
>>40787076
santino is genuinely cute though lets be real
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40787097 >>40787110 >>40787113 >>40787128 >>40787160
>>40787042
I don't know if it's being black. But I do know all my haters started out wanting to suck my dick.
Anonymous No.40787098
Do Latinos get vitiligo more often than other races?
Anonymous No.40787099
>>40787063
You think I'm reading all that? I get the gist and bail. Self owned yourself on this one g
Anonymous No.40787103
>>40787085
try to explain which part of that post you're too dumb to understand and I'll try to make it easier for you
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787105
>>40787094
>Procrastino
Cheeky and clever

>how is it that you take long breaks from 4chan but get nothing done to improve your body?

They involve other activities, or sometimes I just don't want to come here.
Anonymous No.40787106 >>40787336
>>40787086
>Hiii how are you doing, Anon?
just got back from uni and now im playing vidya. slightly fucked up one of the questions on my combinatorics quiz but ive only been learning this shit for 2 days
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40787107 >>40787336
>>40787086
A little of everything.
Anonymous No.40787110
>>40787097
I wish I was this delulu must be nice
Anonymous No.40787113
>>40787097
you want to be white so bad you fucking monkey
Anonymous No.40787115 >>40787122 >>40787123 >>40787124
to be fair i don't either dan or santino look ugly, it's just that dan's fashion choices are abhorrent
Anonymous No.40787122 >>40787133
>>40787115
Why are you trying to be nice to both of them?
Anonymous No.40787123
>>40787115
is your fashion choices any better? post your outfit
Anonymous No.40787124 >>40787134 >>40787135
>>40787115
i dont think dans haircut is doing him any good. maybe its just his face though idk
Anonymous No.40787128
>>40787097
You look like Uncle Ben but you post like you're the 11 year old white child that Uncle Ben cooks for.
Anonymous No.40787133
>>40787122
hes trying to get POZZED
Anonymous No.40787134
>>40787124
It's his face. That's why I got excited about the pup mask.
Anonymous No.40787135
>>40787124
he needs to go to a male heterosexual barber and let him cut his hair and trim his beard
Anonymous No.40787142 >>40787153 >>40787176
i'd say 80% of gay guys ive seen have silly outfits, especially grown ass men wearing boy shorts and tight button up shits
Anonymous No.40787153 >>40787165 >>40787179
>>40787142
ive got the autism fit
Anonymous No.40787154 >>40787164 >>40787173 >>40787187
Hairy guys get poo stuck in their hole hair. Who's really getting a boner over a hairy hole and the poo crusties
Anonymous No.40787160
>>40787097
you come across as a Leo to me..is it that true?
Anonymous No.40787163 >>40787178
I have a big beard, but a small, effeminate nose
Anonymous No.40787164 >>40787178
>>40787154
me
Anonymous No.40787165 >>40787180 >>40787181
>>40787153
Still don't know what's wrong with cargo shorts. Like I'm not living in Milan I'm not dressing like a preppy fag.
Anonymous No.40787173 >>40787191 >>40787205
>>40787154
>Who's really getting a boner over a hairy hole and the poo crusties
me
th0 No.40787176 >>40787193 >>40787203
>>40787142
>especially grown ass men
grown ass men dont give a flying fuck what u think faggot
kill yourself
Anonymous No.40787178
>>40787163
Like Santa Claus
>>40787164
Looks scary like u can't see what's in there with all that hair. I like being able to see the guy's hole
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787179 >>40787231
>>40787153
Need Zelda fanboy bf

I'm playing BOTW for the second time uwu
Anonymous No.40787180 >>40787194 >>40787217 >>40787252
>>40787165
I don't see the point of owning them, I don't need that many pockets
Anonymous No.40787181 >>40787214 >>40787217
>>40787165
>Still don't know what's wrong with cargo shorts
i just wear them because thats what my parents got me as a kid and i dont know what else to wear lul. i don't know anything about fashion. i like sweatpants but its too hot in florida for those
Anonymous No.40787187
>>40787154
Me lubetards in shambles once again crustmaxxers W
Anonymous No.40787191 >>40787229 >>40787249
>>40787173
I want to kill him
Anonymous No.40787193 >>40787216
>>40787176
why did that trigger you? lol
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787194 >>40787223
>>40787180
If you were a geologist you would say otherwise
Anonymous No.40787203 >>40787216
>>40787176
you try so hard you fucking loser.

Hey guys, remember th0 posted this, it's so important for him that you all know that's him
Anonymous No.40787205
>>40787173
This makes me understand straggots wanting to kill us
Anonymous No.40787214
>>40787181
normal rules donโ€™t apply in florida formal wear is a shirt here
th0 No.40787216 >>40787228
>>40787193
wahts triggerig me is that ur alive!
>>40787203
u too
Anonymous No.40787217
>>40787180
If you like to hike they're super convenient for carrying things you might need. I'm the king of pockets and your pocket game is a little lax squid
>>40787181
My parents bought me dress shorts and I don't like them.
Anonymous No.40787223 >>40787278
>>40787194
do you own a rock/gemstone collection?
Anonymous No.40787228 >>40787241 >>40787272
>>40787216
>u too
kek I'd be so fucking embarrassed if i were you
Anonymous No.40787229
>>40787191
Sameeee honestly i wouldnt even be mad if they threw me off a roof or smth as long as pup fags are flying with me
Anonymous No.40787231 >>40787294
>>40787179
>I'm playing BOTW for the second time uwu
you should play some of the older games if you haven't already :O
OOT, MM, TWW, ALTTP, TP all slap. botw and totk do too tho
th0 No.40787241 >>40787273
>>40787228
the last time i was embaraaassed was in third grade when i asked your ma why her mouth is covered in shit!
Anonymous No.40787249 >>40787279
>>40787191
he fell to the dark side recently
Anonymous No.40787252
>>40787180
They're hot and mascpilled >_<
Anonymous No.40787257 >>40787267 >>40787275
thinking about the transcendent love I have for a straight man who hasn't spoken to me in five and a half years, and how it eclipses every other emotion I've felt and is searing white and pure such that it burns away any vestiges of self and leaves behind the ancient framework of life to experience it again in this body as it has through innumerable other bodies throughout time and space, blinding light shining through the cracks in my heart, turning blood to fire and air to ambrosia. I really really really fucking miss him a lot, I really have no idea what made him stop talking to me
th0 No.40787267 >>40787295
>>40787257
lol

are you taking estrogen?
why are you hanging around gaygen?
why do you think is shiza taking estrogen and hanging around gaygen?
Anonymous No.40787272 >>40787287
>>40787228
all khokhols are a total embarrassment
Anonymous No.40787273 >>40787287
>>40787241
Watch me not be suprised all you got was ur mom
Anonymous No.40787275 >>40787295
>>40787257
eat him and turn him onto poop in your guts so he's forever a part of you
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787278 >>40787296
>>40787223
Yeah, an entire bookcase in fact
Anonymous No.40787279
>>40787249
Diaper PLUS furshit i want to kick a hole in him
th0 No.40787287 >>40787299 >>40787306
>>40787273
learn to fucking english fucktard
>>40787272
trvke! dumbass brl
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787294 >>40787301
>>40787231
Yea, I've played MM, OOT, TLOZ (the very first), Link Between Worlds and Minish Cap.

TP, TWW and SS are on my list
Anonymous No.40787295
>>40787267
I'm gay why else would I be here retard

>>40787275
no it doesn't work like that
Anonymous No.40787296 >>40787316
>>40787278
Do you go to the beach much? I've seen how beautiful the beaches are in Argentina and I'd really like to visit them some day.
Anonymous No.40787299
>>40787287
>learn to fucking english fucktard
Feel free to ask me about which part of post you're too dumb to understand
Anonymous No.40787301
>>40787294
i wanna suck ur dick while u play vidya
Anonymous No.40787306 >>40787313
>>40787287
worthless russian pig you will be skinned alive when the 4th Reich is achieved
th0 No.40787313 >>40787341
>>40787306
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA omfg lol
lachflash
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787316 >>40787378
>>40787296
No, maybe once a year for a week. But I'm intrigued, nobody in Argentina thinks our beaches are "beautiful" or nice even. They are cold, the sand and water are dark and unclear, and it's mostly cliffs. Kind of like British beaches.
Marina !!Cb6rd5bwCZG No.40787336
>>40787106
Sounds fun! Sorry about your quiz. You will probably get better at it.

>>40787107
Oh nice! Me too kinda. I think I've played at least one game from every genre that I liked.
Anonymous No.40787337
I would volunteer to join the Nazis so I could find thorny and keep him in a torture pit. The only drawback would be him eventually dying on me and I can't disembowel him and pour leeches up his ass anymore.
Anonymous No.40787341
>>40787313
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Me when i need to pretend like this was funny
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40787354 >>40787356 >>40787359
MM best zelda
Anonymous No.40787355 >>40787362
how do i get tex to send me simp money
Anonymous No.40787356
>>40787354
good taste but ZTP is just barely better
Anonymous No.40787359 >>40787376
>>40787354
oink oink
th0 No.40787362 >>40787385
>>40787355
Anonymous No.40787369 >>40787412
Zelda is cringe, read a book or something lol
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40787376 >>40787380
>>40787359
Comedy gold
Anonymous No.40787378 >>40787388
>>40787316
have you ever been to Playa Escondida?
Anonymous No.40787380
>>40787376
thanks buddy, i try my best
Anonymous No.40787385
>>40787362
wtf is this temu bottom, get out of my sight
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787388
>>40787378
No, but I passed it by. I understand it's a nudist beach.
Anonymous No.40787393 >>40787471
ive been to a nudist beach it was kinda fun
Anonymous No.40787397 >>40787422
how bout that pricks face when he saw the gyatt
Anonymous No.40787412
>>40787369
i read blood meridian last :3
Anonymous No.40787422 >>40787445 >>40787454 >>40787493 >>40787672
>>40787397
i bet you thought this was going to be funny
Anonymous No.40787445 >>40787454
>>40787422
you hear about the chinese godfather?
Anonymous No.40787448 >>40787470
i eat a lot, probably poop 5x a day
Anonymous No.40787454 >>40787476
>>40787445
>>40787422
Anonymous No.40787470 >>40787513
>>40787448
post belly
Anonymous No.40787471 >>40787509
>>40787393
I went to the one on north beach Miami but everyone there was old and fat. Some dipshit brownie started yelling at some fat perv who was taking a picture of the ocean and brownie was convinced fattie was sneaking pics of him. Another old black guy was masturbating under a towel. Felt nice to lie in the sun naked but after an hour I left and just laid naked on the resort patio. Didn't see the allure but loved sunbathing in the nude privately. Idk how to chase that outside of owning a house. Which will never happen. Boomers ruin everything
Anonymous No.40787476 >>40787487 >>40787502
>>40787454
he made him an offer he couldn't understand
Anonymous No.40787487
>>40787476
I'd prefer if you didn't reply my posts again
Anonymous No.40787493 >>40787504
>>40787422
What's your deal? You're here most nights around this time and all you do is weird passive aggressive shit like this. Get a life or at least shut up
Anonymous No.40787501
who tf is this bitchy little fag
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787502
>>40787476
Genuinely chuckled
Anonymous No.40787504
>>40787493
My favorite kind of schizo is the ones that thinks they know anons
Anonymous No.40787509
>>40787471
i was at playalinda. there wasnt rlly any weirdos when i went. idk the allure is kind of hard to explain it just feels kind of freeing and like its something you shouldnt do but being able to feels nice. it wasnt rlly sexual at all. idk if i would go now though cus the 2 people i went with moved
Anonymous No.40787513
>>40787470
i'm skinny muscular
Anonymous No.40787514 >>40787519
It's the identical nature of the responses that gets me
>bet you thought that was funny
>don't reply to my posts
Again and again and again.
Anonymous No.40787519 >>40787527
>>40787514
me :)
Anonymous No.40787525 >>40787557
passive-aggressive behavior is kind of hot
Anonymous No.40787527 >>40787536 >>40787541
>>40787519
Bet you thought that was funny
Anonymous No.40787536 >>40787549
>>40787527
stop you're making my ass twitch
Anonymous No.40787541 >>40787549 >>40787563
>>40787527
yeah i did, honestly one of the few funny people left around here
Anonymous No.40787549 >>40787558
>>40787536
>>40787541
Don't reply to my posts
Anonymous No.40787551 >>40787556
someone tried to add me on discord with the name doxanon, who is it?
Anonymous No.40787556
>>40787551
me
Santino !!uwOX4im5Jm/ No.40787557
>>40787525
If you're into women
Anonymous No.40787558 >>40787570
>>40787549
me when I'm too retarded to be funny on my own so i have to copy whatever the funnier person posted before me
Anonymous No.40787563
>>40787541
Also
>one of the few funny people left around here
Yeah FUNNY LOOKIN!
Anonymous No.40787570 >>40787579
>>40787558
Bet you thought that was funny

And around and around we go. I'm tapping out. Nightie night
Anonymous No.40787579 >>40787596
>>40787570
way to prove my point
Anonymous No.40787590
my favorite trick is when he knows i like him, but still ignores me.
Anonymous No.40787596 >>40787612
>>40787579
Don't reply to my posts.

Ok but for real now this time.
Anonymous No.40787598
its kinda spooky when anons start connecting the dots
Jรคger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40787603
Sleepy, horny, restless.
Anonymous No.40787612 >>40787618
>>40787596
honestly kinda fucking cringe to just repeat my popular posts no? you had every chance to do something original but instead you chose to be me
th0 No.40787618 >>40787637
>>40787612
>chose to be me
ew
th0 No.40787635 >>40787645 >>40787670 >>40787737 >>40787783
tanlines
Anonymous No.40787637 >>40787652 >>40787652
>>40787618
me looking for when you might have been dumb enough to think this involved you
Anonymous No.40787645
>>40787635
tiny wiener
th0 No.40787652 >>40787657
>>40787637
>>40787637
u lost fatzo
Anonymous No.40787657 >>40787666
>>40787652
upset
th0 No.40787666 >>40787672
>>40787657
id be upset if u were hotter and funnier than me
checkmate loser
Anonymous No.40787670
>>40787635
>coles paper bags
Anonymous No.40787672 >>40787677
>>40787666
>>40787422
th0 No.40787677 >>40787681
>>40787672
is this chatgpt?
Anonymous No.40787681 >>40787704 >>40787716
>>40787677
are you slow? let me know which part you need help with
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40787683
Uh, that's a tight fit.
Anonymous No.40787699 >>40787716 >>40787722 >>40787768
>In the car with your Hispanic coworker
>He keeps giving you this look
Wat do?
th0 No.40787704 >>40787713 >>40787717
>>40787681
u obviously regarded
too dumb to get a insult
are you a woman?
Anonymous No.40787713 >>40787728
>>40787704
why don't you just post on 2ch.hk with your people?
Anonymous No.40787714
Do you call your hole he or she? It's important.
th0 No.40787716 >>40787732
>>40787699
dont ask this >>40787681
girl, she is impotent and braindead
Anonymous No.40787717 >>40787747
>>40787704
upset, never specifically went after you but it's for sure funny you take this much offense anyways
th0 No.40787718
https://voca.ro/1ewbEbG0awy9
Anonymous No.40787722
>>40787699
crash the car into a tree, or stop by a gas station then call ICE
th0 No.40787728
>>40787713
i see enough subhumans here
Anonymous No.40787732 >>40787738
>>40787716
Don't ever reply to my post ever again you actual retard
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40787737
>>40787635
Indeed
th0 No.40787738 >>40787755
>>40787732
or what? u will try to grow some braincells and try to talk? ROFLSLSL
th0 No.40787747 >>40787755
>>40787717
>ou but it's for sure funny you take this much offense anyways
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
moraon
th0 No.40787752
https://voca.ro/1845U6z4rj5Y
Anonymous No.40787755
>>40787738
>>40787747
>me when I'm too retarded to get a joke
Watch me not be surprised at all, keep making an ass of yourself. Very entertaining to me
Anonymous No.40787764
It's been offtrip since the crash but you can always smell donger's posts when she rolls in
Anonymous No.40787768
>>40787699
>those thighs
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Anonymous No.40787770
we don't talk about it oooh
Anonymous No.40787779
>>40787773
>>40787773
>>40787773
th0 No.40787781
oooh
oooh boy i dont think im gonna make it :|
could this be roping time?
Anonymous No.40787783
>>40787635
Keeping your buttplug out on the table. Nasty
Anonymous No.40787793
dont bring this catty bs into the new thread, y'all acting like a bunch of girls
th0 No.40787795
Anonymous No.40787838
AI dermatologist app is telling me I have pityriasis versicolor on my butt in one spot, gross