Thread 40789427

Old: >>40787773

Early Bird Catches the worm.

The Pope, in Rome, has called an universal fast for peace everlasting in the world, in honour of the blessed Mother of Christ our Lady of Fatima. Will you pray and fast today in hour of the Chasity of our Lady? Will you do so in humility so that Ukrainians, Russians, Palestinians and Jews can know peace?

Also Come home: https://fagbox.co.za/

>very early
Superpædophilia

Think of her when you want to fap or get plapped.

>>40789476
She lied and her husband got cucked

>>40789461
not even the right time he made it dozens of posts early because he couldn’t stand the idea of not being the op

every single remaining trip is so mentally ill that in a functioning society they wouldn’t be allowed autonomy

>>40789487
Clearly you can't read the Lord's Angels appeared to Brosef and told him that his wife was preggies with the son of God and the saviour of the human race. He should marry her regardless and remain chaste. He is another example of perfect Christian humility and chastity in order to spread the good news!

>>40789497
Don't forget TheApostle is here too! He desperately needs you to remember him

>>40789502
the best thing you could do with your sad fat life get raped to death with knives by cracked out niggers in the streets of johannesburg

Guys let's update our journals, dan just dropped sick lore about his life that we all for sure asked for >>40789514

I'm so excited about this

>>40789502
Tell it to someone stupid, christcuck.
Your religion is jew worship.

>>40789515
Saint Joseph pray for me!

Dan is much too needy for me. I would prefer to see my boyfriend once a year at most.

>>40789539
Woah I'm so glad you sat around lurking until just the right time to make the new thread, I've been waiting for an excuse to talk about you

Gaygen be like:
>see prepubescent boy
>we must fuck that OMG

>see 30 year old man
>OMG GAAY DEATH LOSER HASBEEN

>>40789555
>me when he thinks he knows gaygen

>>40789526
Someone did ask for it, but additionally this is an open forum where you can post without guidelines, about any topic within reason. It’s also regarding a gay relationship, in the gay general.

>>40789555
Take your meds

>>40789555
cant argue with triple digits, only quads can settle this

>>40789572
I just love learning all about you. That's what i'm here for! Dans updates about his life, I'm literally on the edge of my seat waiting to learn more about you!

>>40789586
Ask away friend. :)

>>40789591
What makes you think i have questions you fucking retard, consider roping yourself

>>40789595
He ropes himself with hiv poz loads on the reg

>>40789595
I have no reason to do that. I love my job.
Plenty of money in the bank, and even if this relationship doesn’t work out there will be other opportunities. They’re already lined up.

>>40789602
Don't reply to me again

>>40789605
sure buddy, very believable

>>40789591
post hole?

>>40789605
nta but is there a reason you feel like bragging to other trips and anons here? even when they are negative to you? why do you feel like you need to prove yourself to them?

>>40789613
Whether or not you believe me has no bearing on my reality.

>>40789623
I’m just posting for fun. I just post whatever comes to mind without giving it much thought. I like to vent here and read other’s perspectives- good or bad.

>>40789427 (OP)
>Will you do so in humility so that Ukrainians, Russians, Palestinians and Jews can know peace?
What about all the armed conflicts currently happening in Africa? And other parts of the Middle East? And other parts of Eurasia as well? And throughout Latin America too?
Don't THEY deserve a sacred day of ceasefire?

>puts on cool leather jacket
>slips on high-priced ($39.99) STEREO headphones
>loads up brand-new cassette player
>rocks the best tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

>>40789623
He needs to pretend like it's all good, that's his whole shtick. He can't every engage with the actual conversation because it's so much more important to him to convince us that his life is good. No one ever asked but it's important that we still know

I mean I already expressed that I’m facing some difficult conditions right now. I’m just remaining optimistic that we will work through it patiently, and even if we don’t there will be other holes.

I’m naked in bed with empty balls listening to rain ambience on my tv. My feet are cold. My legs are so long they’re too far from my heart. I miss him.

>>40789650
Who asked

>>40789636
somehow hole never comes to mind

Jesus christ you people are actually using this thread? I thought it was an obvious troll thread. You guys have no self respect at all lol

>>40789664
We hope she would stay in the old throat

>>40789664
Man you're so cool anon, you're so above all of us peasants that use this filthy old thread. Wish i were like you

>>40789659
>>40789572

>>40789660
There’s too many mentally ill people here right now. The thread vibes have been sorely lacking of late.

>>40789668
wish i was in some old throat

>>40789674
Biboomer is still in the old thread bumping into walls like NPC go find her

>>40789672
>right now

>>40789672
Do you want me to make it interesting specifically for you? i could

>>40789680
I lold

>>40789682
Some days are better than others. I haven’t felt like hole posting lately. Too much on my mind.

Oh, its the "basement dwellers mad at Dan because he gets laid, posted pics and has a life" thread again.

>>40789680
old gay throat, i have standards

>>40789685
Are you going to post masculine Hispanic men with large asses?

>>40789701
>mad at Dan because he gets laid
kek, simping dan is quite the choice. Do you think he'll notice you with his crooked eyes?

>>40789694
open your hole and let it out

>>40789711
https://voca.ro/1jP4xJXLL5T2

>>40789709
>with his crooked eyes?

>>40789709
Bottoms love the moody crooked bedroom eyes. God really snapped when he was designing me.

>>40789427 (OP)
I have no idea what you are saying but I can relate to image, as I too have had to cross another name out of the Book of Life.

No one escapes Judgment.

eh whatever, my hole posting is not appreciated for it's comedic merit. i'm going home

i'm bi and i want a gay boyfriend

>>40789738
you larp about having a good time might have been more believable if i didn't already know the mug you have to face in the mirror every day

>>40789749
I’m very comfortable and confident. I have to be on guard at work. Men want to touch me and exchange contact information.

I was hoping that guy was gonna post men.

And I was hoping you'd post nuts. Life is a disappointment

>>40789752
Idk, i just think it's funny knowing what your face looks like. You can keep coping, trying to desperately convince the thread about how much ass you get every time you're here like you always do but keep in mind I'll still know you're left looking like that

>>40789782
Sounds a little obsessive and unhealthy especially with your doubling down but don’t worry I will have lots of great sex and irl flirtatious exchanges for the both of us friend.

Confident people don't brag about it

>>40789799
I probably would have been so lost in cope too if i was cursed with your face

>when you get ass blasted because someone has re-posted your own vocaroos after you have snapped out of one sperg and into the next and realize how you sound to everyone else and its somehow someone elses fault

>just listened to "You are in this thread because you have a bad personality and have no bf! I stan with my buddy (suddenly) Jaeger and I bet you are trans too! And another thing -

[car passes]

{Bookmarked as 'Clueless Methy #9,067}

forced and fake confidence is all these uggos like cdc and dan have, now imagine how soul crushing it is for them to act that way irl and then to be rebuffed, they do it online because they dont face the consequences of this attitude head on

>>40789811
It’s a blessing. I can get sex on demand but I prefer a monogamous relationship, which I have. I am so blessed.

>>40789814
I don’t have to act a way in real life because I am pursued by others.

>>40789813
Bro you're looking a little obsessed

>>40789826
sure buddy

THS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS LISTE HERE THS POST IS MADE BY THE
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he won
legion lost YOU lost
i dont see u HENCE ->

Guys remember every time dan get shit on that he actually do get all the bitches and his fetal alcohol face actually do pulls in all the hottest guys all the time. He's not ugly we're all just so jealous

>>40789841
I’m happy we could come to an agreement. Have a great rest of your night.

im an ugly person pursued by ugly people irl huzzah!

>>40789808
Its not bragging if you are just responding to explain sharing pics and daily experiences to a thread full of jelly shit posters.

Self-loathing is a baseline expectation of proper conduct here and if you cross it, you become a target to at least half those lurking. It rises to three quarters if you reject one of them.

walk into the white light th0 it's safe in there

I love how unabashed people are here about their insecurities and deeply rooted envy. You could choose to be happy for me but you choose spite and malice. That’s not good for your spirit or your blood pressure.

>>40789872
im dead acushalulaly
important post by me
victorly! at see! at 8 10 ee
its 927 and its ogre for meeee

>>40789828
Really? Is that how Im looking? Tell me more about how I am looking. I am all ears.

No, seriously.

I mean it.

Share your thoughts.

>>40789880
sick projections

>>40789887
Stream it? Let me watch

>>40789889
>me when i have to pretend to be too dumb to understand what anon said because i can't handle engaging with the shit he actually accused me of

>>40789889
*Ahem

I meant to add:

"Bro".

fixt

>>40789894
The most basic and tired reply of all time. In fact, you have only made me more assured that I am absolutely correct.

>>40789880
im happy for u
a road not taken
winds and screws
a path ensued

i have a thing for a guy and he doesn't know

>>40789912
i honestly didn't even read this, just a reminder that your eyes actually do look like that lol

>>40789915
ask to see his feet and if he says no call him a straggot and demand he leave your vicinity at once. even if this encounter occurs at his house.

I actually should save methys vocs. I bet I could use AI to cut a sick beat with it.

>>40789931
idc about feet

>>40789935
Tell him to post pole.

>>40789915
what if he does and you don’t know

>>40789924
Don’t forget about my massive cock and dark chest hair. Talk more about my appearance.

Oh its the "I didnt read- BUT..." maneuver.

We have advanced to high strategy debate tactics now. Thread full of aspiring fucking attorneys up in this bitch.

>>40789913
Post pole or hole

>>40789948
>i-i might be really ugly b-but atleast i h-have a massive cock and chest hair!
kek okay

>>40789965
No those are additional good features I have in addition to my rugged masculine facial features and ice blue eyes.

when the bottom overtakes his top bf and finally claims his hole, can things ever go back to how they were? before?

Someone tagged Dan on this boxcar even. What now naysayers?

Annnd now we have invoked the "repeating what they said but with stutters" tactic. High level argument, this is. "No U" can be expected at any moment.

>>40789976
who are you trying to fool? we all know what you look like unfortunately

>>40789984
It reminds me of Mihai :(

Make that four nuttings. I got bored and went to twitter. Almost time for bed.

>>40790005
I miss mihai. I wish I'd been a reg poster back then and could have chatted with him more in discord he was a sweet guy

>>40790014
>Almost time for bed
what a classic dan :)

Almost 3am. Do I have gumbo or tea and lemon cake. I need meat but my fat ass wants cake.

>>40790021
Some of us have lives and need our stamina for labor and sex.

All these voc tabs left to listen to but other tasks to finish. What other treasures might I discover?

I shouldnt.
But I could.
But I shouldnt.
But I will.
And I must!
I just cant help shaming picrels. Its an addiction. My guilty pleasure.

>>40790017
He was based. Looked like he probablg kidnapped 18-20 year old college boys. Some say he ended it because he was so jealous of my natural ability to attract them.

>>40790027
Give me some donuts

>>40790027
Well obviously both duh

I am stuffed on cake and KFC and might tub in a bit

>>40790027
Tea and lemon cake. I wish I had a pastry rn.

Whats your fav FAnon/freshienon/freshie post?

>>40790040
Highly suggest you search up my post on the kinderschema and neoteny.

>>40790030
eat a beef fat and fall into a coma

>>40790040
They were all pretty good I think. He sort of lost me in the occult season but came back later with the crowd pleaser, endless, endless hand-picked near-porn. I enjoyed the fun posting too.

Gays kinda disgust me ngl.

neoteeny

>>40789427 (OP)
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>>40790053
this guy is on estrogen

Ah fuck out of iced coffee. I bought an off brand to fill the gap between grocery drops and it sucks but I have to use it up I guess. God awful after taste and now I have to make more. Oh well. Picrel.

>>40790057
I wish he was on me. I love that belly button shape very kissable and few people have a kissable belly button

>>40790053
I appreciate that he had the decency to hide his eternal shame from real people.

>>40790068
Have fun cunting at Dan?

>>40790066
Why not just be straight at that point

>>40790034
I'll get some at work later. Should be getting pumpkin cake for autumn soon.
>>40790037
Yeah, I'm definitely going to eat some gumbo when I get hungry again.
>>40790039
If you got a good bakery open nearby they should be open early morning. Sometimes I go to gas station down the street and get their's. Usually it's a cream cheese something.

>>40790088
ooh ooh

>>40790049
What was my fun-posting?

Why didn't you like my black magic and Andras? God I was really spiraling back then damn. I really felt like making a pact with a demon would work. I actually am still suspicious of the timing cause I offered to allow Andras to bring chaos forth into the year right before that redheaded tranny chud tried to make Trump a martyr.

>>40790088
I already had some chocolate ice cream after a double chicken chipotle bowl. I’ll probably get a slice of cake at Eatzi’s tomorrow alongside a loaded salad from their bar.

mao zepenis

>>40790075
my sexuality ventures between gay and confused

>>40790088
>pumpkin donuts
Drooling

>>40790110
cringe, you kinda sound like a breeder

>>40790117
Do you call your parents breeders

>>40790133
yes

On one hand I feel bad for males raised to be so fucked in the head that they ruin their bodies for life over some hypersexual phase.

On the other hand, I cant help but think they were going to crash anyways. I still dont think people should be encouraged to embrace ruin though, seems evil. And its just desperate grasping at something they cant hold onto anyways.

All these future hons will end up in therapy and I just know a coven of Jews somewhere is going to figure out a way for the rest of us to pay for it like that fucking 'lets help all the addicts we created' meme. Fuck, they already think fetish surgery is a right.

Copyrighting this post just so I dont hear it again in a tranny-ranting vocaroo a week from now. ©

>>40790100
You must live in one of dem dar decent cities. Idk what an Eatzi is but it sounds nice.

>>40790136
obey ya mutha

>>40790150
You didn't even know what AGP is until I explained it 30 times to you, after which forgot it again. You're not an original thinker you're just someone who overcomplicates the ideas of others with excessive descriptions, so you can feel like you're the first human on earth who ever expressed a particular viewpoint. You're a jackass.

>>40790159
It’s a market and bakery. You get the most dense fresh salad you’ve ever had for $12 and their desserts are out of this world.

>You didn't even know what AGP is until I explained
Time to get this coffee started. I still have a half dozen vocs to endure and Idh time for more retard mental diarrhea right this moment.

>>40790168
I will look them up and see if we have one, ty. It sounds awesome.

>>40790180
cop out

Matt... Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you're glib, you don't even know what ritalin is...

>>40790196
ritalin is peak casual drug use, you get skinny and get done all the cleaning

>>40790184
they are only in Texas but tried to establish in NYC back in the late 90s but failed

gas station food culture is so weird to me
some people live off gas station food

ig thorny killed himself oof lelole

>>40790232
homeless ppl? unless you have like a Bucees which is a gas station supercenter you don't want to eat that shit

>>40790234
i feel bad for him, he doesn't seem like he can relate much to english speakers which causes a lot of frustration

You read the news and see a million+ dead Russians and Ukrainians and a hundred thousand dead civilians in Gaza and feel disgusted and ashamed that you are related to the same species that had the balls to coin a concept called "humanity" and then do this shit over fucking money with a straight face.

And then you deal with three chain retail employees in the same day and the mood changes.

>>40790246
wow that's so deep anon

>>40790241
Nah. Shiza and jager are ESL and they both do perfectly fine. Shiza in particular has an excellent grasp of English..thorny can eat shit in hell.

>>40790211
I see, ty. Yeah Texas does have some damn good eateries, figures.

>>40790254
shiza and jager have had better english education and come from a place of privilege

>>40790274
https://youtu.be/4mB5H5lcymA?si=-ViBEMuLZPzAv3My

Hang em high

>>40790240
some places are in between. I worked at one that I thought was a petrol station with a cafe until I realized it was a cafe that sold petrol

>>40790240
no, some people just prefer gas station coffee, gas station donuts, gas station sushi...

>>40790282
I hate this type of music so much lol

next thread here, saw the other one was 306 and made it, mb

>>40790329

>pronounces Jager as "jaygur"
Oh this ones gonna be good.

>>40790241
this is an importnat post to remember!
>>40789497
>>40789507
uh oooooh

>>40790469
Post hole

Good morning <3