I've been far too lax on this general. This place has gone rife with riffraf. Homeless addicts, doletard foreigners. Literal joos.
We're gonna bring back some standards round these parts. I alone can save The General.
Naturally, I will model from our leaders and start facilitating immigration from other parts of the site. Can't leave it to you wretches to do anything for yourselves, that much is certain. Its like you are as good at drawing internet traffic as you are at dating.
Or whatever gays call it.