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which wine are we drinking tonight?

my point still stands
>>40806112

>>40806141 (OP)
I drink Gatorade.

>>40806195
I wonder what Alligator Alcatrez would taste like as a wine.

Good evening, I hate women!

hes ugly, do people find him hot or something

>>40806208
Idk u sound high lol. I went to the real Alcatraz a few times it was very peaceful and old abandoned prison with seagulls living there now. I wish I could live there.

Thoughts on fems?

>>40806237
he definitely isn't ugly, he gives Patrick Bateman vibes

>>40806273
I like natural feminine men, which isn't whatever that thing is.

femmes are disgusting, they may as well troon out walking around like that

>>40806273
Giving Cersei

fin

and what i mean by that is guys who radiate this natural cute energy
it's not about looks or how they dress, its just this natural shy cute energy, their smile, etc.
it has nothing to do with going out of their way to appear feminine or taking on the mannerisms of a female
they just have cute energy

you're my soda pop
you are my soda pop
:D

>>40806377
>natural shy cute energy,
only because fems who are assertive get socially trainwrecked by women
ask me how I know

>>40806338
So they should grow lumpy breasts and look even weirder? Fem gay boys are the best. Who the hell wants a tranny or a hairy bear?

>>40806141 (OP)
>drinking tonight?
Buffalo whiskey
>wine
Any malbec/merlot

>>40806368
Yum/10 i would eat them all greedily and lick the sauce bowls at your dinner table

>>40806421
Spill the tea

>>40806377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szjaHbjhauk

>>40806273
The only appeals to bisexuals

>>40806518
Fems too. A lot of fem 4 fem posting itt lately.

>>40806273
All mine

Shy guy me wanty wanty wanty
Only him can make me irie irie irie

>>40806273
jealous of the 1% but the rest are abominations on humanity

>>40806440
I would be licking his ass as he eats and sucking his cock because I'm a bottom and only cum makes me feel satisfied.

lol

>>40806571
um i need directions to this dinner party asap

I think I might like a guy.
He's cute and small and says I'm hot and it gets me really flustered.
Women never pursued me like this before, I'm pushing deep into uncharted territories rn.

>mushroom shallot white wine rav
>butternut squash/carrot/ginger rav
>spinach ricotta with a hint of red pep rav
>crab Rangoon rav
>sweet potato gnocchi
>normal pesto
>pistachio pesto
>spicy red I made the other day
>fettuccine from the leftover dough
Wayyyyyy to much time to make all these at once but I could see it being a nice leisure meal with a lil prep. Maybe for a date night thing. Which I wouldn't know about. Pistacho pesto is the tastiest thing I made holy shit. Highly recommend

>>40806440
Thx

>>40806571
Also thx

>>40806627
>Pistacho pesto is the tastiest thing I made holy shit
You substituted pistachio in place of pine nuts? Any other difference? I used almonds in place of pine nuts one time and it was pretty good. I'm starting to think any nut would work in a pesto.

>Which I wouldn't know about.
You a bottom? You could definitely get a guy interested by feeding him. Men are simple after all like dogs. Feed them and they'll cuddle y.

>>40806665
Yeah it was just salt, good olive oil, basil, and pistachios. And I'm not a top or a bottom. Sex and any kind of intimacy makes me freeze up. I've talked about it on here before. Can't handle it. Can only make pasta

>>40806697
>Sex and any kind of intimacy makes me freeze up
nta but do you at least jerk off alone or is that a no no too

>>40806697
Garlic too probably.
>And I'm not a top or a bottom. Sex and any kind of intimacy makes me freeze up. I've talked about it on here before. Can't handle it. Can only make pasta
Ah that's very endearing. I'd like to just hold someone who feels shy about intimacy, and we can become comfortable together experiencing human touch without sex. I know how you feel trust me. Don't get me wrong I am a man and feel the urge to penetrate someone too but the rest of the time i just want to hold someone and experience love if that makes sense.

>>40806746
I can jerk off no problem but anytime a real person has ever expressed any interest in me I can't handle it.
>college coworker hit on me once at work and I hid in a private bathroom he couldn't access
>Guy masturbated next to me in a sauna and I froze on the spot then quit the gym
>step brother came onto me once and I couldn't get a boner and vomited after a minute
>homeless guy grabbed my dick once during a fight, his aids blood got all over me, and PREP ruined my last month of college with chronic sinus infections
>only hs bf, who i dated for 2 weeks, accused me of using him for sex infront of the entire cafeteria (we had no sex) then came out as both a lesbian and trans then moved schools after we broke up. He had a lot going on so not entirely my fault.
And that's my storied sexual history. Might make cookies while I finish this wine. Been a long day

Thoughts on Big Papa Pickle?

>>40806756
No garlic. I have a hard time balancing that with blends. Made a fantastic jalapeño/poplano/onion/lime/tequila salsa then ruined it by over garlicing

>>40806141 (OP)
Gavin is the enemy of Gay men. Hes coming to steal your bfs

what if i look like a faggot, think like a faggot, but don't act like a faggot?

>>40806831
Pesto without garlic wouldn't work for me.

thoughts on football?

I'm making an Italian food now. Ckanon made me hungry

>>40806904
that beard is horrendous especially when paired with that hair

Thoughts on John Pork?

>>40806962
you are retarded, he looks great with his hair and beard

>>40806904
would be far more interesting if they played dressed like that

don't really want to coom out at new job but all the managers are gays and women. i just want to be a professional, competent and boring man. not grouped with the retarded straights because i don't want a rainbow lanyard

>>40806985
golly, when was thorny doxxed?

wc heat wave can suck my balls

So what we can't have sex. I also provide desserts. What more do you want out of me!?!?

I stopped in the gay bar out of boredom and listened to some guy talk about how much he loves Arsenal FC and why their supporters are called "gay gooners". In return he bought me a margarita with really tasty chili tequila. Fair deal.

>>40807230
a ring.

>>40806273
the outfit is too much but id love to fuck him naked

>>40806368
what sauces?

>>40806273
I love fems. Its like this person could have just been normal, but instead they're so completely lost to dick that everything about them is advertizing for my amusement and to try to turn me on
But this is too much fem

>>40807267
fem doesn't mean bottom

>>40807262
>>40806627
Spent all day making pasta cuz I was bored

>>40806821
tldr

>>40807275
Thats fine, i never said i was a top ;)

>>40807296
Me sad. Sex no good.

what are your standards?

I'll do this to paige but no bf/gf relationship

>>40807348
p much that list except #5. I like em short

>>40807230
the heck is that

>>40807375
have you ever beat someone up?

>>40807230
looks like you used too much flour and no brown sugar?
I go by this recipe only and they always come out great
https://joyfoodsunshine.com/the-most-amazing-chocolate-chip-cookies/

do i have a small penis because i'm a bottom or am i a bottom because i have a small penis?

>>40807397
Cookies. Scotch. Water. Spices. Olive oil container. Salt and pepper mills. Tea pot. Oven. Apartment. Earth. Objects. Pixels. Extantness.

You're gonna have to narrow it down.

>>40807418
Yeah these were impulse cookies from memory. Tastes like warm sugar so I'm happy enough

>>40807418
I like the one by Stella Parks.
https://www.seriouseats.com/bravetart-chocolate-chip-cookies-recipe
I always do the brown butter variation from her book.

>reviewing last thread
>best post
>methy in fregoli mode responding to someone who isnt me, certain that it is, and telling him to stop repeating him
>a week after I told him to stop repeating me
>complete fucking clown

>>40807418
>>40807452
I mean if we're exchanging recipes this one is my favorite cookie. I do a little Americas next top cookie thing before the holidays and for the past several years this guy takes it. Although pecan butter tarts and a dark chocolate cherry cookie both beat them out last year.
https://bakerbynature.com/brown-butter-chocolate-chip-snickerdoodles/

>>40807405
Yes

>>40807348
pretty face
similar sense of humor
some common ground in movies or music or books
not a "bad texter"
not a total lib but also not an israel supporter or christian
bottom
>>40807288
not a bad use of time! sounds amazing

>>40807491
meanie

>>40807484
>Chocolate Chip Snickerdoodle
cursed

>>40807465
If they sound like a nagging old lady i didn't ask to speak to i assume it's you. That's your problem ma'am.

>>40807500
Only men and they were hitting me too

Would you die for your bf?
I would
I'd kill myself or let myself be killed to save his life

>>40807502
I'm telling you man. Give them a chance

>>40807499
My feet hurt from standing in front of that damn roller all day. Did a ck cookalong foe the first time which was fun >>>/ck/21553079

how do you feel about boomer gays? https://kick.com/peteyplastic

>>40807348
Exciting position as full time boyfriend for anon
Successful applicants will have
>acceptable table manners
>5" penis
>their own income
>ability to be left alone for long periods if i dont want to socialize
>able to kiss well
In this role you will be
>vers top
>Work out with me
>watch cartoons and maybe some anime
>walk dogs
>go outside sometimes

Position is not open to fats, restrictive diets or activists (any kind)
Stem degree and brown-ness not mandatory but strongly encouraged

>>40807516
what did you do to provoke them?

i can't cope with the loss of my masculine pride, but at the same time, i need another male to basically use me for pleasure. idk why my brain functions this way, it's honestly not fair. i could've been a normal dude but instead i'm like this, pretty much mentally crippled

time to binge heartstopper again

>>40807595
these were mutual fights where i was pissed off at them and vice versa. i tried to fight my faggot neighbor like he claims that's true but that's because he sent his woman to talk to me while he hid inside of his house. i still want to kick his ass he disrespected a house guest of mine.

>>40807375
ugh. paige would probably like that

>>40807637
have you ever gone out to a gay bar in the UK or to any gay event at all?

>>40807637
watch sasaki to miyano instead

>>40807525
i couldn’t let myself be killed but dying saving or protecting him sure

>>40807889
that stuff isn't for me

>>40807912
I'll add it to the list

ready for breeding

>>40807504
And if I asked you to explain how it makes sense to accuse someone of simultaneously being me while they are describing you-

>>40805959
>>40806049

- it would look something like picrel.

And when I clocked you repeating things Ive said, your defense was to claim you "taught" me what AGP was while simultaneously noting that I have repeatedly dismissed the idea as pseudo garbage. So somehow I am repeating *you* while disagreeing with the very thing you keep claiming.

All this after spending months insisting I was this Paige character that you keep bawling over, and yet somehow also that rando man whos pics you keep posting.

Or that I am also somehow in a wheelchair while that man clearly is not.

Or that I am on welfare while living in a mansion in Vermont.

Or that you got your "information" from skoonk while dodging him every time he actually posts, after he shut you down when asking him about me several times.

In short, you're insane, and I will keep wondering if it is more funny or sad.

And now you will dodge with tl;dr again as always once youve been exposed as a complete menthol.

Best of all, you will keep swatting at shadows in your head where I live rent free every time someone else calls you on it. And I am less likely to correct you next time, because its fun watching you sperg tf out.

Ciao.

>>40807974
how’s the consistency of your cervical mucus

i cant respect a man who has ever bottomed

>>40808000
What about a man who's never topped?

>>40808000
what’s the respect of a hole worth though

>>40808037
It still blows my mind that they were able to make a convincing blond out of Orlando Bloom.

my bf doesn't have to respect me or even treat me like an equal. so long as he is mine, that's all that matters.

I nearly posted a thought. Then I remembered where I am.

>>40807986
Not reading this. You need help..

Holy cow this looks good

squeak

>>40808248
Called it again. Well done, methy. You never disappoint.
>he didnt read every word, wiping tears from his bulging 40 year old eyes

i dont understand being attracted to straight guys

>>40808286
You're insane and skunk says you look like a crippled old troon lmao good luck faggot

>>40808287
as the president once said: they can’t help it, some people are born fucked up

>>40808267
>baiting Jager

>>40808267
what is it? cheese cake? I think the honey is a bit overboard, would be perfect without imo

>>40808287
its just lusting over something that is supposedly out of reach, not knowing that the anecdotal stories of gays snagging straight guys is that those "straight" guys werent straight to begin with in order to get snagged

>>40808287
they don't act gay?

bottoms topping tops
tops bottoming for bottoms

>>40807986
>clocked you repeating things Ive said
> you're insane
>40808302
> You're insane

>he just cant stop
Just like Debbie, the last resort is always 'no u'. Such a fucking child lol

>>40808335
im str8 passing

>>40808350
maybe on saturnalia

it’s not gay if it happens during saturnalia

>>40808332
Straight guys experiment or there is no such thing as experimentation.

shut up faggot no one cares

why would i care about the opinion of a gaygen poster

Only a hundred years ago before gay was mainstreamed most same sex attracted men had wives and children because being unmarried without children was considered shameful.

Do we really want to re-litigate the idea of "no true straight man would..." because it goes both ways.

Because if no true straight man would be with a guy, then no true gay man could be with a female.

tf am I arguing logic in a gay thread for.

i'd like to feel my bf inside of me, as often as humanely possible
my way of bonding involves anal sex
to truly claim another male, you must fill his ass with your genetic code. once a bottom has been claimed by a top, then they become official bfs

i was gay but shiza's gyatt turned me straight now i want to marry her and start a family (5 kids minimum)

i will never give a gene thief my genetic material

>>40808320
Fried ice cream bars. I agree about the honey being unnecessary. It's probably a presentation thing that would make the bars too sweet.

>>40808451
steals your jeans instead and wears them

>Only a hundred years ago....
Might want to keep it to yourself that you remember 100 years ago lol

>>40808463
too tall for that thankfully they steal all my hoodies and shit though

> that you remember
>whats a book

Hej hej! How is everyone doing??

>>40806141 (OP)

Rosé

>>40806141 (OP)
box of Fumees Blanche as always

>>40808489
are you the real sissyspacek?

put two fem fags in a room and see what happens

>>40808406
... what?

thoughts on him?

Only the real Sissy could solve the following riddle:


Which figure in picrel shows a man on the right?

>>40808486
I'm still gay and it hasn't worn off!

>>40808539
Sissy turned out to be a right wing straight man and his trans phase is over like it usually is for AGP vros once they get a gf.

helen keller is in hell for eternity for lying

My feet hurt

>>40808597
My memory is a bit foggy on her. I thought I read somewhere that the whole Helen Keller lore was debunked. Maybe I am confusing her with Ann Frank, who I know was.

>>40808526
He aight

>>40808625
they are aching for cock

Delta is randy

So the cute guy finally answered, but as I asked him if we were going to get it on tonight, he said "Oh but I was just getting ready to go out somewhere"

I think I've never had so much difficulty getting laid as I do now. I'm fucking bitter, I'll just uninstall Grindr and give up being gay for a while.

My bf says I look like Geppetto

>>40808682
need gepetto bf to make me a real boy instead of a depressed useless trainwreck

>>40808489
Holy fuck, did you transition and join ICE, or are you roleplaying with your bf?

>>40808679
Perhaps it is time to start looking for 'the one'. Men who wish to continue to gay, for whatever reasons, often settle down and start looking for more stable relationships with guys of similar age who have also become shy of dating rejections and want to commit to something more long term that perhaps is not even based on sex. Understandably, some men have a real aversion to the idea of navigating life alone.

I just mention it because its been my observation that gay men who are in stable long term relationships, even into senior years, tend to have found each other after 'gay death', usually in their mid to late forties. They are few, but they exist. Some are open relationships with rules, but not always.

Or maybe you are just having a bad run, it happens to everyone, especially if you tend to inhabit the same area for a long time and become numb to the mundane aspects of the local scene.

tl;dr Its never over until you say it is. Cheer up, sport. You'll be fine, that I can promise.

how do you get rid of a nematode infestation in your bottoms butt

>>40808679
at least u tried

>>40808755
I've been dating guys in their 40s since my 20s and none of them have ever wanted to stay with me :(

CDC gape your brapper and take pics for us
>>40808759
kill him

>>40808755
Nigga I'm 22 not 45

>>40808679
i don't think it's you, it's grindr / dating or hookup apps in general. people are very flaky on those, it's not the same as if you just happen to meet someone IRL

what i would give to tongue fuck santinos shit hole

>>40808810
How do I meet someone IRL? I'm totally defeated by statistics. I like normal masculine men who are not into gay culture. And these individuals tend to hide their sexuality, so I can discard meeting them in mutual activities. Going to a gay bar? The type of guy I'm looking for most probably doesn't go to gay bars. And I don't either.

>>40806273
want

>>40808807
Then perhaps you are just having a bad run. If you are only 22, then it is most likely just some obstacle specific to yourself, your strategy, your dating pool, or your environment, all things that can be remedied. To add, I dont know what your expected norm is, whether you expect a date every other week, month or day.

>>40808786
As I alluded, it takes the sort that is actually looking for that stability, which is not the norm. In matters concerning stability with gay men, you should never immediately assume you are the cause of relationships being temporary. I hope you find the one who commits to you.

>>40808822
>How do I meet someone IRL?
IDK i just got lucky when i found a bf. i was just making friends and it was like oh ur gay? oh im gay too! and we happened to find each other cute

Also I should add that this happened after I basically got stood up by a frequent hookup of mine. I talked to him after months, I have his phone number. He was answering quickly and showing interest. Fast forward to the night we were supposed to meet, I send him a message at 9 pm, he answers at nearly 1 am, I answer 15 minutes after he sent that message. Didn't get an answer until 9 am, he fell asleep again, for the 32nd time.

>>40808818
you know it’s ulcerated right

>>40808857
dont know what that means but i would still lick the shit out of it

Post a Santino photo

>>40808855
He always does this. I ditched him silently (permanently deleted his phone number, deleted our chat so I have no way of finding him again) because I think it's a matter of self-respect at this point

gay guys just showing up in gay bars only is such a stupid myth, im 21, never used grindr, only been to pride once and gay bars/clubs a handful of times in my life and most of the gays i meet have been in non gay settings, like work, uni, sports bars, at the stadium when i go to watch a match

>>40808865
it means there are open sores that don’t heal in and on his hole

>>40808869
>I ditched him silently (permanently deleted his phone number, deleted our chat so I have no way of finding him again) because I think it's a matter of self-respect at this point
good on you. i had trouble with self respect but im learning it now. had to end a fwb because it was really harmful for me mentally and that guy just didn't give a shit about me. i wanted more as well

>>40808822
>I can discard meeting them in mutual activities
I must disagree. This is the best way to find people you can emotionally bond with whether as friends or lovers, especially lovers outside the gay scene, to the point of being really the only realistic option for you.

One challenge for gay men is that the opportunity for spontaneous romance from surroundings drops through the basement floor when you are out of the traditional institutional group settings like school and college, when you first learn of the potential for romance in the first place.

After that, you are limited to either the gay scene, which is understood to be rot, the work place, or other activities, which means you have to have other activities. There is no other option unless you are talking about hookups, which goes right back to the gay scene.

Most gays, put bluntly, dont have the patience to go without sex or the time it takes to find others in mutual activities, and the gay scene erodes any motivation for learning social and dating skills, with apps being the absolute worst possible incarnation of this trap.

To add, activities can have barriers to entry. Hobbies and interests are not free, and they are not always social. So it will be up to you on how to resolve these obstacles, but they can be resolved. You have choices, but you still have to make them and decide just what level of difficulty you wish to accept for whichever reward seems worth it to you. Obviously, if you just want sex, you are going to find it difficult to leave the gravity and orbit of the gay scene, app, bar or just cruising.

>>40808890
hmmm ok i can just smell his hole then if its painful for me to rim him. but if he doesnt mind im still digging in idgaf

>>40808869
lol I think we are having two different conversations and talking past each other. This seems more like an incident than a pattern. Im sure you will find a way to wrap this up. It seems you are already 'closing the account', as it were.

>>40808872
Some lack gaydar. Worse, some limit their search to Gays™ only because of whatever rationale and mindset limits them to that option. And to be fair, people who are less conventionally appealing understandably have limited options to begin with, which is one of the things they believe sticking to the gay scene will accommodate, and they honestly arent terribly wrong in that logic.

It’s funny
SissySpacek was the most flamboyant and girly out of all of us and he’s actually just a straight man
Really makes you think

Were they right?

>>40808960
Sissy reached gay Nirvana. She broke through the woke and transitioned into a man. A real Pinocchio story. Its a beautiful thing.

>>40808903
So it's basically over for me. The train is about to be missed. Even if I wanted to try my luck outside traditional group setttings, some damage is already done to my confidence, I mostly rely on apps because I'm self-conscious about my appearance and personality, at times it becomes pathological even, but I learned to manage it better.

>>40808966
joyces greatest work was the fart letters he sent to his wife

>>40808966
Its a valid observation at the very least.

>>40808917
I'm talking about two different guys, and this isn't even the first time I get stood up by two guys in a row.

>>40808966
exhibit A: modern gay culture and grindr

Once biden gets his prostate out do you think he'll still be able to cum hands free?

>>40808936
>straight passing
same bro
>>40808972
Changed my worldview when I found out about it lol

>>40809047
https://voca.ro/1kWkL9vZOMZ9

I like straight acting masc guys, i.e. not tsucker

>>40808970
It is just my opinion, but I suspect that the disappointment you are expressing is from attaching your happiness to an outcome that has greater difficulty to achieve than perhaps you were led to believe as promoted by 'the scene'.

Put another way, you are not at all alone in discovering this frustration and obstacle, so you should not feel this is a referendum on your worth. Many gay guys encounter this, even very early. But it is not widely discussed because the story is not as appealing as the one the scene suggests of perpetual dating forever. This has been one of my most frequent criticisms of the gay movement selling this idea to young people that romance is likely as though two men outside the institutional framework straights have. Straights have a ton of institutionalized customs for side-stepping this frustration, with enormous importance placed on stable relationships, not the least of which are financial penalties for abandoning one.

Young gays come out and expect a supporting community that will afford them a likelihood of emotional commitment and romance, and instead discover the same thing most straight women do, that men are selfish and just want to shop around forever until they become scared shitless of declining options.

So when a young gay guy struggles to find that commitment or even just casual validation, they think the problem is themselves and the result is the widespread unhappiness and self rejection we see among young gays.

Im rambling a bit here but the point is that you should not be blaming yourself for baseline rejection. It is as common for you as any other man who is outside 'the plan' just as straight men. Gays are men who do not enjoy the millenia long tradition of reinforcements from every direction trying to keep them together...

>>40809098
...What remains important is what you *can* do, not what you cant. And you can do things to improve your odds like everyone else. But they are challenges that everyone must meet if they wish to succeed, it is not handed to them. You can do things to improve your appeal superficially, and there is always, always, ALWAYS the importance of putting yourself out there; people dont date who they cant see. So you have to be seen. And the best way to do that is to go out and get exposure. And the way to do that is through being active, having activities.

No, it is not as easy as posting a profile on an app. But neither is it for millions of people who think that is all the effort it takes. Literally any social activity or routine is mathematically more likely to succeed than just waiting by the phone for a notification.

I am certain you can overcome this if you decide to. It just takes your will. And if you will it and work at it, it will succeed in time. But it is distinctly a different strategy than the 'gay scene', so you will have to make choices that reflect that.

>>40809093
lol I think we can safely exclude him from the discussion of dating

I don't think it's possible to be both masc and gay.

Pedro Pascal is ugly and creepy

>>40809117
Or from teaching us gaygen lore when he doesnt even know basic shit about legacy trips and is constantly begging us to clue him in

>5:45am
What should I even do i never have this much time in the morning? Vidya? Movie?
>>40809090
>maybe this guy's been in the service
Das rite don't mess with me
>>40809133
They could never make me hate him.

>"Sissy was-"
>PAIGE!
>AGP!
>TROON! CROSS DRESSER!
>®™

[car passes]

>>40809117
so true lol

>>40809160
crazy malding lmao
rent free

Work, cheat, lie all day, all night
Work, cheat, lie all day, all night
Work, cheat, lie all day, all night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1oqhMOZ8p0

>>40809133
I think he is astrosurfed.

>>40809195
Love office music videos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnGSVIZGkQo

>I remember when people used to flirt with me
>but then I kept posting

>I would never try to date someone 4000 miles away
>also methy

https://vocaroo.com/15WIlgpPHNa2

>>40809098
>>40809105
I read this all and I completely agree, but in my case I'm going to do all this stuff you're talking about without having other people in mind.

I don't wanna be a slave to external validation anymore, I want my perceived self-worth to stem from seeing myself progress and flourish. I don't want to look at life as if it were a game where I have to score more points to see if I get a boyfriend as the grand prize. This is actually what makes me suffer. I yearn for external validation, so much so that I keep coming back to these apps where they just mess with me.

All the love I need is the one I'll give myself in the future when I look at my past self and say to myself "Wow, you've come far champ"

abusive but loving bf

>>40809256
PAIGE

>>40809242
>I'm going to do all this stuff you're talking about without having other people in mind.
Thats much much better. Its like the guys who laugh when others think they body build for girls. Validation from others serves as a baseline for some self correction, but when people rely on it, it becomes full of errors. For example, if you find yourself in a crowd of morons, the last thing you want is to be accepted as one of them. And as they say, "comparison is the thief of joy". It just rationally makes no sense to compare yourself with people who have wildly different histories. Its why a lot of people are unhappy, from unreasonably comparing themselves to others.

I am very glad to hear you are taking this on like a real adult man. I am even more certain you will do great. Sorry for the textwalls. Best wishes.

>>40809239
lol busted

No one escapes The Archives.

No one escapes Judgment.

I'm watching the new season of Peacemaker and I can't believe John Cena agreed to yet another ten minute scene where he walks around in his toghty whities.

>>40809205
[car passes]

Im in literal tears

>>40809259
what
I should go to sleep honestly I just want to stop existing lol maybe if I could turn into a cute anime boy I'd be happy

>>40809284
I don't know who you are anon, but I love you, thank you for taking it seriosuly and being amicable and respectful.

I was thinking of starting boxing. Thoughts?

I think it's the perfect sport: cardio, some strength, reflexes, physical coordination, emotionally relieving

>>40809333
Nothing just let us know whenever you find the magic cure for peter pan syndrome

>>40809332
Someone out there in Cali is yelling at cars about someone named Paige.

Do you guys have any good recs for series I can watch I haven't really been hooked on anything since I finished True Blood

>>40809356
The White Lotus
The Gilded Age
Hacks

>>40809347
I don't have Peter Pan syndrome I don't think, I don't mind growing up or getting older. I've tried maintaining independence and all that but I always end up breaking down but I wish that weren't the case
idk I feel like I'm in a weird place where I feel either like 12 years old or 80 years ol having a boyfriend might help, or figuring out how to hold a job indefinitely without wanting to kill myself. I just don't think I'm meant for this world, I'm too soft

>>40809356
twin peaks if you haven't seen that yet
coupling is a good sitcom
what not to wear is comfy

>>40809342
I think that would be most awesome. In time, you might find a lot of martial arts appealing. Although they are not dating scenes, they greatly increase your street cred in man points and are tremendous stress relief. And while the training isnt exceptionally a social scene, the events they qualify you to mingle in can be. Its a good platform for someone who doesnt hide their sexual interests, but doesnt announce constantly or wear it on their sleeve either. Sometimes you let the rumors do the work for you lol. Sometimes its best to just let it float around and bait the curious. Giving people time to think is something a lot of guys dont consider when cold calling a date. Sometimes you just introduce the idea and let it bake unanswered for a while so they have time to think and dont feel pressured for an immediate response, which is usually programmed auto rejection.

Like I have said often, dating really is just pure salesmanship. When you think of it that way, it becomes a lot easier. What someone is selling should adapt to what people want to buy. So gay guys that cold call the usual man naturally get a lot of rejection.

I know I am rambling again now but consider use car lot salesman. They introduce themselves and then walk away to let someone kick tires on the lot by themselves. They let the buyer build their own ideas, THEN move into to tempt them.

Again, I am babbling. I hope there is something useful in all that. I am distracted at the moment trying to make some iced coffee.

>>40809352
lol he is posting these gems faster than I can listen again. He really does make gaygen interesting. I will miss him when he joins his brother.

>>40809398
I think you broke it down perfectly, but keep in mind I won't be thinking of dating for a while

>>40809408
https://voca.ro/1neYy7E43btn

>try to dye my hair blonde with one of those diy kits
>ended up dishwater blonde instead

>>40809375
>I don't have Peter Pan syndrome I don't think
I'm pretty sure you do tho
>twin peaks
Ah might be good I watched like the first season and stopped at the second one so I might pick it up again.
>>40809372
>The Gilded Age
This looks nice think I might download this thanks
>>40809411
>stroke
Think I might have one later :3

>>40809448
>diy
why...

>>40809450
>Think I might have one later :3
think of me when you do 0:

>>40809421
Oh I got that. I know I sort of rambled off point back to the dating concern; I was just sort of connecting the two. I really feel you will do great with either. Everyone starts somewhere, and everything is learning. I am doing a bit of goal setting myself. One thing I have learned from being too comfortable and basically having everything I want is something I have said many times, that 'everyone needs a rabbit to chase in life to be happy'. We all need something to chase, is my view. I didnt have anything left to chase, so I made something.

When I was younger and someone would ask the age old question, 'what is the meaning of life', my answer was pragmatic: "to stay alive" and then you can assign any purpose to it you like.

I achieved the first part, (some would say to a fault) so now I have to do the second part, give some purpose. And that will be my rabbit. It never matters if I catch it. I just want to keep chasing. Thats the fun of it all.

>>40807348
>reasonably intelligent
>good hygiene and self care
>funny
>at least kinda cute
>not going from 0-100 in a relationship. I'm in no rush. Acting like we're a committed couple before we meet IRL is weird
>Honest

>>40809448
You will get it. It just takes some practice learning with dye. It also matters the kind you use.

>flashback sequence of my Manic Panic phase
lol god how times have changed

need a bf to liine my insides with cum, unapologetically. like who cares if i have to deal with it dripping out, it's not his problem.

>get the urge to engage in some anal masturbation
>clean out ass with water
>still dirty
>clean out again
>still dirty
>try a third time
>no luck
>give up and jack off manually
fuck my disgusting chud fag life

I guess I am supposed to listen to all these vocs now lol

I am trying to work in Grok with my iced coffee but duty calls I guess

>>40809526
up your fiber game

>>40809526
>not just dildoing your ass anyway
Fake goonercel

this thread is better than conversion therapy

im straight

>>40809579
me too thanks gaygen

>>40809547
ive had two bananas today and green beans for dinner last night!!
>>40809554
actually gross

what’s your favorite track from big willie style like is miami

>>40809644
*mine autocorrect sucks so much dick and i’m expected to believe autocorrect plus is going to transform the world instead of being a several trillion dollar money pit

>>40809526
this is exactly why i dont respect bottoms and look at all of them with disdain for the detestable creatures they are. so nasty

>>40809682
rofl

Do tops care if their bottoms dick barely works or nah

>>40809682
you can't make me feel any worse than i already do

>>40809682
;_; We deserve all the respect in the world actually

>be 'that age' during summer in the late 90s
>kid in the apartment complex has AOL or some shit
>downloading still pictures of naked ladies together
>one of my buddies says he has something better
>took us to his house to watch his parents porn collection
>everyone was hooting and hollering but no one pulled out their dicks to jerk off or anything
>his parents a out to come home so we split
>then best friend asks if I want to play Nintendo
>I think we were playing Goldeneye when he brought up the porno
>told me how hard he was and started playing with himself in front of me
>for some reason I wasn't freaked out by it
>or when he started grabbing my junk
We fooled around behind everyone's backs for few summers after that, he was responsible for many of my first to be honest. What sucks is I miss him but we both kinda knew we had to get the fuck away from each other. I'm mostly straight now but I sometimes on work trips would sneak out to bars take guys back with me back to my room. However it wasn't the same, it wasn't no where near as good as the first time for me.

>>40809709
yes

>>40809740
care like in a bad way?

>>40809743
yes

>>40809644
What is most fun about the Miami culture meme is finding out how absurd the reality of it is. The one thing the meme gets right is what a 24/7 circus it is. Its literally a metropolis of 'Florida Man'.

All of Florida is wonderful, even the terrible parts. Perhaps just because it is not only a different world, but truely unique because of the cross between America and the only place in it that has that climate that encourages people to run wild. The Miami area is like "what if we built an American city but in Brazil?"

The joke is that "the best thing about Florida is that it is so close to the United States". There are plenty of places in the US that are worth seeing, the South, the southwest, the Rockies. For European visitors, I always recommend someplace different from their climate. And Florida is great for that. Theres just a ton of ecological diversity that is nowhere else in the US.

Miami Beach is a bit tricky; the locals can get a little snippy if you arent fluent in Spanish. But they tend to be a bit grouchy regardless.

>>40809709
i would question it but its not a deal breaker, ive been with some vers that cant get hard with a dick in their ass, but if you're floppy because of hrt then consider yourself dropped

i am usually rock-hard while taking dick

>>40809723
cozy story nostalgia vibes
:3

>>40806141 (OP)
one day i was into feet
now im into feet
what now

>>40809770
why

>>40809784
I could go on but don't want to get banned.

burying a guy up to his neck in sand and peeing on him

>>40809811
I submit that the story is like memories themselves; they stand alone just fine without more context. And it was a good story, ty.

>>40809825
Del Gue vibe

>>40809770
ughhh i hate this. i have trouble staying hard cus anxiety, the moment i think about it its gg. i always worry guys will think i think theyre ugly

>>40809859
i’ve never seen it is it good also i would pay $5000 to see prime newman/redford action

sex with farting men

Normal to get hemorrhoids after losing anal virginity for first time?

how do i tell a cute guy in my class that i want him to rape my ass and strangle my throat until i pass out?

>>40809903
i dont think so. did it hurt? u gotta use a lot of lube and loosen up first or go slow

>>40809917
nine inch bbc. and no I didn't really loosen up. We didn't really talk about it much other than "want anal?" and i was like "sure" and that night he got some lube and I bent over on all fours and it was like a wall hitting my inners. I wanted to cry, but I didn't want him to think I was weak and couldn't take it. He finished without organisming in me. After that my butt had a huge hemorrhoid in it and and I had to treat it.

lol

>>40809911
I'm afraid there's no easy way to express that

>true story
>I have been running the same OS installation for over 14 years
>printer just as old
>finally broke
>have to install new one
>complete terror at what awaits
There is no technological terror on this Earth as soul thrashing as The Printer. That scene from Office Space was completely relatable. It is the 21st century hardware equivalent of the Balrog. I think I will name it Shadow and Flame.

I remember someone on twitter saying that "anyone who thinks self-driving cars are a good idea has never owned a printer."

Huh me and a friend after seeing fantastic 4. Sometimes idk if I should post pictures like this because I wouldn't want people to assume I have a bf, he is just a friend and we aren't even hugging but I mean I don't need any more help to keep the hot guys away soooo.

>>40809963
pooner

>>40809884
omg if you dig the frontier vibe there probably is no better movie in existence. I mustve watched it 40 times (over many years). But know it has a slow, understated pace, so its not an action movie (for the most part). Its very realistic though and aside from the real characters and fidelity to the place and period, the best thing about it is the richness of the setting, how immersive it is.

However also know that I am biased towards that sort of movie. To me, its one of the underrated greats of the period.

A modern equivalent, for comparison, might be DiCaprio's 2016 "The Revenant".

>>40809804
just not into guys who take hrt
>>40809875
this is why its not an instant deal breaker if my bottom cant get hard, everyone gets a little in their own head sometimes with perf anxiety, i would poke fun to lighten the mood but wouldn't shame them, unless with a bit of prying i find out its because of hrt, then its over

>>40809974
I have posted my dick before lol

>>40809963
Sammy!
<3
<3
<3
Hope you are well

>>40810001
Sameee and thanks <3

>>40809955
You just plug it in bro

femboys

6oy 6utt

>>40809955
Maybe some People just want to crash and die tho

>>40810035
Oh sure, thats what I am to believe. But I know there will be drivers to install, and bloatware to throw out, and idiotic options to decline, and settings that will have to be reset a dozen times until my nerves are a'frazzled and I am yelling through the house. And then there is getting rid of the old software. And then it will be asking me to subscribe to some shit. And then there is the matter of setting up the bloody printer itself with the test patterns that use half the ink and a dozen sheets of paper until I get it to stop.

Whiskey. Thats what I should have for this. I need a couple of strong shots to work up the nerve. Its something that should take five minutes and I just know its going to end up being a half hour of pure rage.

gaygen meetup

>>40810089
I saw a video on twitter I think of a pretty credible guy saying the problem with self driving cars was that they were too safe.

His reasoning is that they will always defer to other drivers and pedestrians, and that others know this, so there is no disincentive for others not to walk or drive right in front of them or harass them for fun. And the result is the self driving cars are constantly stopping. So if you put a bunch of them on the road, they all defer to each other creating an instant eternal traffic jam.

time for a little squeak n leak

>>40810138
hey there little fella

Gonna eat a thick joosy steak, seared on the outside and extra rare inside.

I saw this scene a few years ago and still find it difficult to argue with the villains monologue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6iIBHa80ts

I was going to write a science fiction once about a cabal of gay radical extremists that were plotting to do pretty much the same thing to end heteronormalcy and drive the species towards synthetic eugenic reproduction. I guess the shows writers got to it first and, frankly, made it better (aside from the other weird story context).

I abandoned the idea later when I realized, among other marketing concerns, that no one would ever let such a story get published because it was too unrelateable for most readers and didnt depict a gay agenda in a flattering light. The research for it was fascinating though.

I'm just a gworl

>>40810172
wat do u want

>>40810113
love it

>>40810198
a new brain

>>40810229
>>40810229
>>40810229

>>40806141 (OP)
Jesus fucking christ
Not again!
Just woke up, my ass has leaked shit and theres squashed corn and shit on my dick.
Another day being gay "normal"

>>40811207
i bet you thought this was funny

>>40810196
gwurl coded

Finally got around to laundering the shit covered sheets, why does God require me to cover my penis in shit to feel happy?
It's normal, right?