Thread 41315345

“The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you will never have”

Qott: If you had a daughter, what would you name her?

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>>41315345 (OP)
This OP is tranny on tranny violence, chasers can't demoralize like that

>>41315345 (OP)
Charolette or Jacquelyn

>>41315345 (OP)
Why would you cry about something you have no control over, do what you want and stop complaining hoe

>qott
Bert

>>41315345 (OP)
>Qott: If you had a daughter, what would you name her?
Bronya

>>41315345 (OP)
janice esther de la warr pichuzak

>>41315392
I'm 22 years old, I just read Meditations, and no I WON'T shut the fuck up about it

>>41315345 (OP)
>daughter
toss it and roll again. im not bringing another woman into the world

>>41315345 (OP)
after my aunt that was killed by the american psychiatric system

>>41315345 (OP)
>you will never have
who decided that?
I'd name my daughter something unique. I dont have one on my mind. My little sister has a banger name so it'd have to be on par at least

>>41315345 (OP)
every day I wake up and thank God for sterilising me and then remember it wasn't god, it was me. thanks babe! Great call!
qott: Bronya. after the sexy little milf that popped her out
>>41315401
fuck... then im calling her Anonymous

Should i goon today?

>>41315438
Yeah
I just gooned now I feel pleasant and relaxed

I ain't no cuck, I don't want no daughter. I will raise the most masculine man possible.

>>41315446
Basedgod tranny

>>41315430
>fuck... then im calling her Anonymous
Why? Your daughter will be my daughter. Bronya Diddyblud

>>41315438
It depends. Goon nuts are different from nutting after a regular jerk sesh, and then there's even more difference from how long it's been since your last cummy, the techniques you use, and so on. Whatever you do, just make sure to mix things up

I used to spiral and get depressed when I compared myself to girls younger than me. The solution was to realise that I have the body of a woman my age and not a teenager anymore and I'm hot in a different way. Its a nice feeling.

>>41315463
BRAVO BRAVO
i LOVE to see this

>>41315463
honk shoo honk shooo that's me reading this dry ass women's magazine ass post

>>41315455
it would be an honour to raise a strong and proud Albanian daughter.

i hope im a milf by the time im 30

do you think a chaser could ever be blue

>>41315509
wulfim i have been watching ape escape gameplay
this game looks awesome lol

>>41315481
Omg im so angry and my feelings are so hurt thats me reading this epic dunk ass post
>>41315476
Ty! It is something my cis friends related to which I was surprised by. I suppose its easy to feel inadequate just because your body isn't the same as it was in the past.

>>41315445
this better not be bronya

>>41315522
oh I jacked off earlier I gave up

>>41315534
wow... im never believing in anything again...

i have the body of a 25 year old woman but i’m in my 30s :D

>>41315495
God willing she will fetch a high price at yearly Krujë slave market. We can use the money to buy meth and retro nintendo games

>>41315518
https://voca.ro/1hKIqFGouAjR

>>41315537
me neither. it's so over
>>41315551
you really know just the way to a woman's heart <3

I'm going grocery shopping what should I get

>>41315560
Iguana!

>>41315560
Blue monster and blue takis.

>>41315560
Salamander!

everyone hates me

>>41315549
I have the body of a 14 year old boy but im in my 20s :D

Trying and failing to explain that a pre-cringe society existed to my zoomer gf

aaaaaa, talk to shmeeee!

>>41315574
Its hard to explain because its not just like, ignoring cringe. Like its not rejecting cringe. Its that we used to be earnest and present and not constantly self scrutinising at all. Zoomers might reject cringe culture but it is still there, they cannot imagine living a life where you just 'are'.

i know for a fact that some people hate me. so everyone hates me

>>41315589
tbf, I'm autistic, and I haven't had that since I was about ten years old. So much of life becomes dominated by trying to guess what other people think is socially acceptable, and not "act weird".

>>41315345 (OP)
>qott
i would go through the Barbie Detective PC game's list of names and listen to Barbie pronounce all of them till i find one i like

>>41315345 (OP)
>If you had a daughter, what would you name her?
Persephone, if she's cis. Eve if she's trans

>>41315599
Many men
Wish death upon me

Many transgenders wish for me to pipe them
I will not give in I remain pure

i thought of something good. you can respond to an anonymous post here saying "i can tell a man said this," and if its a man then youre right and nothing happens, but if its a tranny then you make her feel bad

>>41315560
https://voca.ro/1iqOFczkjSED

>>41315568

>>41315578

>>41315574
>>41315589
wait really. wow! that's so depressing! let's all walk into the sea together

i got kicked out of the men's bathroom.
hehe aren't my emasculation fetishes so masochistic

>>41315631
i can tell a girl said this

>>41315631
which am i?

If you don't use capital letters I will flirt with you, it's as simple as that

>>41315642
Yeah like sometimes I might have felt self conscious but ultimately I was just there. There was no disembodied incorporeal 3rd person observer following me around judging me preemptively. It was nice.

i got kicked out of the men's bathroom on account of my behaviour

>>41315659
What were you doing?

>>41315657
hello
>>41315658
that's beautiful i think. i want to work on that. i will reject cringe

>>41315651
>:(
>>41315653
ur a man either way

>>41315669
i can tell a man wrote this

Can something be a situationship if its almost entirely text based?

>>41315657
Horrifying news for bottom case chud

>>41315665
expressing myself

>>41315659
Were you not partaking in the trough?

>>41315675
im not anonymous tho. this isnt what i said to do this is just seething

>>41315691
i can tell a man wrote this

>>41315667
I think you can do it and its something I've been working on unlearning. The trick is, I believe, to reject finding your self worth in anything external. You might be not be everyones cup of tea but thats fine and normal. You're someones shot of whiskey instead. If someone is judging you that doesn't actually need hurt your self concept at all.

>>41315669
Do you think I'm a fem-man or a manly man though?
Curious which aura I have.

Also, I presume I come across as super smart and sophisticated.

>>41315692
Chaser btw

>>41315692
based. this art is horrifically ugly though

>>41315685
a trough is a rare luxury in times like these. you know if I see one im tying my hair up and getting in there on principle

Fuck I think I'd actually be hot if I didn't have a pile of lose skin on me
Starting to see the shape of my abs now
>>41315676
I'd say yes but obviously not the exact same dynamic as an in-person one
If you're heavily involved with sexuality and feelings and it's undefined, still counts if it's online imo
Visit or make it real before you get ghosted, shit hurts

>>41315676
people will probably say no but i think that a relationship can be anything depending on how much it means to the people involved in it
even if it's text based ig
we live in a digital age and there's more than one way to connect with someone on an emotional level
sorry for being cringe but that's my opinion

sweat
anxiety
my eyes are venting out steam and i cannot see through my glasses

>>41315693
ur very upset over idk what
>>41315699
i dont have any opinion about you

>>41315706
>lose
I used the wrong word it's over for me I retire

>>41315692
my brain is like this also but I look like a nice girl so i get away with it. it's okay

>>41315710
>I leave absolutely no impression
That's the worst thing you could have said, and now I'm going to cry...

>>41315710
i can tell a man typed this

>>41315696
yeah for sure that's the solution. im glad I have that part pretty much figured out. just gotta work on the other within the self now or whatever it's called

Do not eat your dice.

>>41315706
you are so close to saying something nice about your body. i can feel it. you're trying so hard

>>41315706
https://voca.ro/1h5vtsamHJYL

>>41315707
>>41315706
I feel like its something that will almost certainly never happen and is just larping though I would date her if she lived near me

>>41315715
>That's the worst thing you could have said
i know
>>41315717
i could too, dont flatter urself

reminder that i’m a virgin btw!!

>>41315751
Hi jenniiiiiieeeeeee we missed youuuuuuu

>>41315647
really?

>>41315748
Disregard my command at your own peril. All must learn their own way, but you cannot claim afterwards anyone but yourself to be at fault.

>>41315647
I'd never let you leave my bathroom, sweetheart

>>41315748
https://voca.ro/16xtLKV5frXO

>>41315768
yes really to the getting kicked out, a maintenance guy told me to get out
no to the having mef fetishes, im not mef

>>41315751
because anal doesn't count as sex? what about all those guys from the gay bar whose dicks you sucked tho?

>>41315785
Whewes bwonya :c
Chasew need his mommy

>>41315783
get out so he can clean or get out cause you are in the wrong one? the maintenance guy just apologizes when i’m still in the bathroom and he tries to clean it at work

>>41315728
Give me a couple more months of emdr babe I'll get there
>>41315733
I think this is what happened to me on their end
I 100% would have made it real but I don't think they wanted to in the end which is reasonable but sucks

>>41315783
Well don’t use the women’s they’ll call the police

>>41315795
he told me i was in the wrong one and to get out and go to the women's room next door

>>41315802
duh that's why i don't use that one
it is dangerous

>>41315805
Yeah don’t do that

>>41315805
happy for you!

I should start streaming again

>>41315813
wait no! pichu you can use the ladies room. it’s okay

>>41315820
i want to invade men's spaces though

>>41315835
I want you to invade my space, princess

>>41315835
why?

>>41315823
https://voca.ro/160I53K8lkMu

I recently got told off for being silly and trying to go into the mens toilets and it was so surreal.

lowkey want to die for no reason today

>>41315345 (OP)
>If you had a daughter, what would you name her?
Dawn
Lynn
Vivian
Emily
Rosalyn
Celeste
Opal

>>41315861
i know trans women with all of those names but opal

>>41315861
https://voca.ro/13VpIraU42J8

>>41315345 (OP)
when i was in elementary school i met a girl named like hannah or bella or something and i thought to myself it was the most pretty girls name id ever heard.
im glad i didnt choose my tranny name back then because i really dont like either of those names now.

probably jamie/jack if a boy, brooke if a girl. i havent thought much on this though.

>>41315843
im just kidding i don't want to do that

I'm going to marry a cis woman and name our child after my favorite cg tripfag

>>41315870
You can call me Opal I can be whoever you want me to be

>>41315850
I've started like 3 channels. streamed valorant on twitch when I was in highschool. most viewers I got was like 8 concurrent which was decent for like 3 months streaming.
Then I did youtube but gave up like 2 weeks in bc boredom.
Then recently (like months ago) started it up again doing politics and gaming but only the gaming got views.
I dropped it bc of being unable to get past the mental block of feminizing my voice. I can only do my manvoice on stream so I stopped.
But desu after manvoicing on cs most of the time anyway it doesn't bother me so I've considered streaming again regardless of manvoice

I invade men's spaces because I am better than any man in America and Mexico. Weak sissy manlets

>>41315438
as long as you can do while caged
where is your goddamn holiday spirit
we celebrate Locktober in this household
>>41315870
no way, srsly?
Uhhh
Athena
Artemis
Esmeralda

>>41315886
The general public is currently too retarded to understand your political takes

>>41315890
Mexico is within America. Redundant.

i got my nipples pierced yesterday and found out that pain makes me feel needy

>>41315878
oh!

I can think of nothing worse than watching Discordia talk about politics on stream with pretrained voice. I would literally sooner watch asmondgold or pull out one of my own teeth.

>>41315883
you can't just say this without telling us your favourite tripfag
>inb4 rick

>>41315901
not according to DRUMPFLER

>>41315884
congrats on coming out, opal!
>>41315895
i talked my best friend out of artemis but never met the others

>>41315915
Okay.

>>41315900
probably. too based I fear. plus the only people who'd watch a tranny stream is other trannies, and trannies hate my politics
>>41315912
:(

>>41315692
>mwah
This

>>41315876
Welcome to the more active gen. Everyone from /mtfg/ migrated to their discord servers or gens like this one

>>41315886
https://voca.ro/18ij7kVPjqus

>>41315913
The tranner reading this right now (jk it's rosewood)
>>41315692
Why this nigga tongue comin sideways out her mouth?

every once and a while i consider changing my name to something more exotic like artemis or kali or eury but every time i think about that i wonder what the fuck would i say to everyone who im stealth to.
theyd probably think im some confused genderqueer afab which is honestly way better than them thinking im an mtf.
>>41315930
thats depressing and sad.
>>41315692
if this was me every single one of those would say rape or subsidiaries of rape play.

That's right. I just won.

Ideas for beautiful and wholesome names

Demuria
Paracetamolia
Bussynia
Ketawhoria
Gockerella
Chlamydia

Didn't realize Ed Gein was agp. This says a lot about transgenderism.

Okay.

this is what chasers want

>>41315903
Chaser btw

>>41315921
>too based i fear
>literally just destiny takes reinterpreted by an undergrad

>>41315959
I would blush so badly doing this

Alarielle
Ariel
Violet
Anathema
Andromeda

>>41315949
>when you love your mom so much that you want to be her
pure insanity. imagine being a small town cop back then and having to see all of that. there was no crazy gory digital entertainment back then so all of this just hits you all at once

>>41315556
yea theres so much variety in terms of locations and like how the characters and tools are kind of a mishmash of different things its like they just learned 3d graphics and were like ok lets throw something together but like in a good way its so cool
i wish there were more games like this nowadays

>>41315853
whicg way round are you?

>>41315959
You are evil and we are tracking and monitoring you because you’re abusive. I speak for all of us men when I say that we’d rather not have you here right now because certain men have spoken out about what you did to them. I’m not supposed to talk about it outside the server but it had to be said

>>41315860
Yeah, that's in the air. I fell into a depressive episode after I made the mistake of going outside.

>>41315972
True except for abortion I'm not a baby murderer like Tiny. And also anything relation to social interaction bc the gnome is autistic.
And also anything related to being trans

>>41315556
o also ya i was just talking earlier today abt how i gotta learn how to emulate these old consoles on my pc and play all these classic games i missed out on, im actually kinda excited for it i feel like there's a lot of good stuff to cover

should i kms or eat lunch?

>>41316002
Fetishist is a big word for you. Where'd you learn that, X the Everything App?

>>41316002
You are evil and we are tracking and monitoring you because you’re abusive. I speak for all of us men when I say that we’d rather not have you here right now because certain men have spoken out about what you did to them. I’m not supposed to talk about it outside the server but it had to be said.

>>41316011
Grok taught me

>>41315959
what in the fuck that looks awesome

>>41316015
How about you stop worrying about grok and start worrying about when I can gawk gawk gawk on that little sissy clitty

tf is this weird copypasta shit
why are the guys here so weird

>>41316021
profound statement

>>41315987
https://voca.ro/1n3JBAlP7Ua4

>>41315997
https://voca.ro/1mcmVUFGKaRi

>>41316024
You are evil and we are tracking and monitoring you because you’re abusive. I speak for all of us men when I say that we’d rather not have you here right now because certain men have spoken out about what you did to them. I’m not supposed to talk about it outside the server but it had to be said

>>41316021
what’s there to worry about ? Are you gonna bite it or something? Am I in danger?

if i had a bf i would suck him off while he was asleep

Where's dawgy dawg

>>41315959
Not at all, this would almost certainly feel like a weird transactional humiliation ritual. Like I'm paying for a lap dance in public

You could name ur daughter after something related to japanese music and it'd sound fine.
Lemuria
Camelia
Psyqui
Mimi
Asura

>>41315936
solid choice
>>41315948
>Chlamydia
if i didn't know what that was i would think it's a really pretty name, actually

Eris
Sylphie
Lileath

>>41316037
I would report you to the police for rape

>>41316002
>wanting to be a mom is a le fetish
i get you want to be a gay sissy crossdresser but some of us dream bigger

>>41316042
>Eris
woah

Dwayne "The Gock" Johnson

>>41316040
all of these sound weird and weeby

please chaser boyfriend feed me im fucking hungry as shit and i have the anime thigh gap thing so apparently the internet says im malnourished but i dont wanna leave my chair to get food
>>41316049
eris is a good name but it is really anime esque

>>41316053
You’re talking to Discordia. What did you expect

>>41316040
How about you stop thinking about Psyqui and start thinking more about how it's gonna feel when I suckee on that sissy clitty

>>41316029
lol right i kinda hate all the low poly retro ps2 aesthetic revival its like ok cool u figured out how to make rly basic 3d graphics now will u actually make something decent with this???
like im all for shifting focus away from having like the most realistic most cutting edge graphics in every god dang video game but its like ppl are doing that in the worst way possible by making games that are still crappy and shallow and not fun and still focus too heavily on graphics, but now the focus is on retro aesthetics instead of realism which is neither better nor worse its just kind of more of the same but in a different packaging

>>41316059
it's a greek goddess...

>>41316047
literally all of us lack the biological desire to birth children

Did bronya get banned or she posting anon

You must fight two halflings with slings or one orc with a battleaxe. Choose wisely.

>>41316070
i know. still. look i didnt make the rules i think its dumb too

>>41316073
both

>>41316076
what am I?

>>41316044
youd never even know

if i had a gf i would suck her off while she was asleep

>>41316076
i will sodomize those halflings and then the orc

small tall is so scary
i gave a guy who sat next to me some bandaids because his finger was bleeding and he only had a napkin and he started telling me his navy stories

>>41316038
dead, the cartel finally got her

>>41316082
I hope she reports you to the police for rape

>>41316080
A high school dropout who's a tranny getting radicalized into joining an anti-trans political movement by the internet

>>41315997
Yeah you can sort of make old games last forever, even if you only play the top 5% or whatever there's a retarded amount of volume. It's fun to explore old weird stuff and find hidden bangers

>>41316080
Blacksmith's apprentice. Human.

>>41316076
i pick the orc because he would have too much pride to fight someone as week as me :D

>>41316090
but what fantasy race?

my friend invited me to an intersectional anti-racist event and i'm rly excited !!

>>41316102
Canadian

>>41316107
Not a single black person there btw

>>41316089
We have a signed release for mutual cnc

>>41316059
ur thinking of the pedophile show or the comedy show
>>41316053
no they dont!
>>41316067
was that supposed to be like clever wordplay or?

>>41316076
i fight all three at once

>>41316098
that’s tough, the halflings I could take much easier but the orc’s axe would be of great value to a blacksmiths apprentice. I think I’d take the risk and fight the orc
>>41316111
NONONONO REROLL REROLL

>>41316068
https://voca.ro/1h25uRbsAfm2

>>41315989
MtF.

>>41316088
What valuable lessons have you learnt in your 30 something years of living in this planet?

>>41316121
konosuba cause i relate to aqua shes just like me

>>41316134
Being Canadian gives you that Indian smell which debuffs enemies tho

>>41316115
i'm just excited to get out of the house :)

the invasive thought that I might reawaken as a teenager if I do it, is occurring again.
I hate this realm...

>>41316150
is this a real game

>>41316153
I mean you could go to nature or drink something or eat something tasty

>>41316154
What if you end up in the goblin realm?

>>41316138
nothing, I just live my life and try my best to make it a better place

>>41316170
hey ive seen that doujin

>>41316170
That soundslike an improvement, tbg

>>41316163
Yeah, it's called Unleash the Avatar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Csd_qZyt3c

>>41316173
I'll punch you for lying

>>41316135
yea its so depressing how games nowadays have turned into just utterly shameless cash grabs
ppl used to care about at least *trying* to make smth decent but now its like everything is released with tons of bugs, loaded to the gills with microtransactions and well you know, i'm preaching to the choir
ugh
at least the movie industry still sometimes funds things with vision, it feels AAA games (at least ones produced in the west) have become just unrelentingly shit
maybe i'm being overly pessimistic tho
cyberpunk 2077 kind of epitomized much of what is wrong with the games industry but i've still come to thoroughly enjoy that game and play it multiple times
its rly fun with mods, there's some rly cool character customization mods out there to give ur character a crazy robot body and stuff

>>41316073
https://voca.ro/18xH0C1gPaVJ

>>41316150
>>41316173
Would you play indian dark souls with an indian chaser?

>>41316209
>indian chaser
Fate worse than death

sometimes I imagine getting an abortion while i masturbate
chaser btw

>>41316188
my feed is never going to recover from watching this, Tim Hortons will be advertising visas to me for months

>>41316134
You die. Thanks for playing.

>>41316167
yes but i want to spend time with friends

>>41316225
shoot :/

My tranny gf keeps wanting to fuck my face and also my butt? But I'm the dom and the top, so what should I do about this??

>>41316231
Bend over and eat more fiber

>>41316071
what

>>41315345 (OP)
After i get bored of trannies and settle down i will probably want to name her Samantha

>>41316199
I hold many secrets
you cannot comprehend them, you are too weak for them
>>41316209
no, I'm racist against chasers

>>41316225
why didn't you let me rp??

https://youtu.be/ziMemJI8Rt8?si=Ys1qGLtDJqe7MfGv
the soundtracks of these old japanese horror movies have no business being so good

>>41316229
The Orc only had 2 hp, but you rolled a 1 on the only attack you got to make. Your low dex had the Orc win initiative both rounds, unlucky. Such is the 3d6 down the line way, better luck next time.

>>41316188
https://voca.ro/17bzf3QZkLHK

>>41316207
https://voca.ro/135EfCNiC6sa

sonatine wasn't a horror movie but also another excellent soundtrack
from joe hisaishi, no less!
https://youtu.be/zSLlX4czsZA?si=LIY02eOitRd3Rk-L

>>41316239
You're a coward, let me know your secrets

i thought battlefield 6 would be on game pass but it's not what the hell
it would be very irresponsible to buy it at my current financial situation, i guess i'll just have to wait till my payday on the 15th

>autumn used to be really woke
>she goes on a hiatus
>comes back
>is now a nick fuentes-tier chud
literally how does that even happen?

>>41316247
where tf are the guards letting a random ass orc into the village to cleave me in half. This realm has gone to shit

>>41316258
If I tell you my secrets, then they will be secrets no more, losing all of their power.

>>41316144
I'm more of a yunyun

>>41316059
>please chaser boyfriend feed me im fucking hungry as shit and i have the anime thigh gap thing so apparently the internet says im malnourished but i dont wanna leave my chair to get food
Uh. Are you sure? I live in your city btw

>>41316274
She's not a chud, i would say that she's very average centrist

>>41316282
is the average centrist a self identified ethnonationalist?

>>41316272
Don't you have like 3 wives with jobs?
>>41316274
Young people's political beliefs change radically all the time. Don't give her too much credit. I went from lib to far right to communist to social democrat during my early to mid 20s. You literally grow out of it.

yay the guy didn't kill me

>>41316243
I would have, if you tried. You didn't try. The reaction roll was 5+2=7 Neutral, uncertain. Spending a round on diplomacy intimidation or seduction could have adjusted to Indifferent, uninterested were you successful.
>>41316275
Yeah, sucks to suck.

>>41316272
>xhe plays on the xcuck console
im so sorry

>>41316282
go outside

>>41316290
they did 30 years ago

>>41316291
>Young people's political beliefs change radically all the time
not really? unless you're really maladjusted

>>41316295
i said he wouldn't fight once i picked him and then you didn't rp anything >:p
bad dm

>>41316301
i don't think the average centrist identified as an ethnonationalist in 1995

>>41316188
This makes me think though, could you imagine a game set in the US where someone goes to the slums and attacks them? I guess it'd be kinda like Escape from LA

>>41316291
>Don't you have like 3 wives with jobs?
i have one single unemployed fiancee i'm the sole provider for this household
i thought everybody had heard the news when the polycule thing stopped being a thing lmao
>>41316297
no i play on pc it's a pc thing, the most recent xbox i own is a xbox 360 i bought for 20€ with halo reach included at a flea market years ago and never played
i'm gonna cancel the subscription bc of the price increase but it's been convenient so far.

>>41316303
the person you replied to just follows whatever they watch. Started as a normal person default li. Started watching MGTOW youtube and Crowder and shapiro. Went to Watching Hasan. Then ended up watching Destiny

>>41316317
https://voca.ro/11h8vCB8xDT3

>>41316309
You made a spelling mistake.

>>41316300
I do, most people don't like trannies or immigrants

>>41316316
>could you imagine a game set in the US where someone goes to the slums and attacks them?
Yeah its called GTA

>>41316301
Boring third way politics were centrist 30 years ago. On the right you were literally seeing the lead up to compassionate conservatism.
>>41316303
Sure they do. I'm not saying it happens all the time, but it's not wild at that age. Happened to plenty of people I know. It's a pseud thing more than anything.
>>41316326
I'm older than that. I think watching political content is bad for you. I headed right from reading paleocons, and I went back left because I wanted to read Marx for myself after hearing so many right wingers complain about him.

>>41315965
hello chaser

>>41316292
hooray
i once gave my bus seat to an old man who started regaling me with stories from being a medic in afghanistan or smth like that idr it was one of those desert wars
he literally told me about like his friend dying and i didn't know what to say so i just kinda made a shocked face

>>41316344
I meant someone from outside them

Yeah, you should continue to get your political opinions from people who never worked a day in their life and who just exploit others. That’s a solid plan.

>>41316362
>people who never worked a day in their life and who just exploit others
Are you talking about autumn or the streamers she watches?

>>41316282
The average centrist is an ethnonationalist chud

>>41316342
so you agree! you think right wing politics are anti tranny

>>41316311
they wouldn’t have needed to, nations were still synonymous with ethnicity, the idea that they aren’t is incredibly recent

>>41316339
nuh uh

>>41316362
omg look at this precious pup! such pretty eyes
homophobia :D

Im so fucking hungry but theres no easy food in the house and im too lazy to make something
How the fuck do people get fat
How do you retards manage that

Taylor Swift is pretty but shes not cool. Charli XCX is cool.

Trannies, are you cool? Do you just have it?

>>41316378
look at my trannies bro we are not making it

>>41316375
Heh.

>>41316251
That's what I think is so hilarious, a team of supposedly 300 people and they make a janky soulslike that you can see like 3 indie devs making and putting on steam for like $5

>>41316386
I do. I'm not sure why i can't say i ever particularly wanted it or got any use out of it. but i do have it apparently
>>41316383
hard work and dedication. sorry you're a lazy little bitch i got off my skinny ass and worked for these rolls

>>41316357
probably fake. those type of guys almost always keep those stories to themselves. ive met actual combat veterans before and they dont like talking about it

>>41316383
literally

>>41316380
Yuhuh, you said week. Placating is a halfling only custom power. Attempting to appear weak isn't diplomacy seduction or intimidation so it does not alter the opponents reaction roll. If you were a halfling instead of a human you would have had -1 HD and I just did a test roll for the Orc which got a 19 on it's save versus spells and so it's first strike would have gone through and 1-shot you.

>>41316404
could be
he was missing a leg and got off at the VA tho
idr exactly if it was his friend or what but he was telling me abt seeing someone die and i just remember being like "wtf o_o"

are there any trannies from here who stream
I know braith did but I only ever saw like an inconsistent occasional 30 minute stream with no facecam of an overwatch match

>>41316378
this is incredibly funny coming from someone whose country is split into a french speaking part and an english speaking part

>>41316383
When I was fat I ate almost entirely food that took little to no preparation
I spend the same on groceries now eating roughly 2-3k less calories a day as I did then
But that's also with a year or two of grocery inflation, so

>>41316408
you have more autism than me and it is untenable

>>41316428
Have you tried being more autistic? Highly recommend.

https://youtu.be/EHywJrs7qN8?si=41MlpAimULLybmGt
i love you... aniki...

>>41316436
i have been taking 8 tylenol a day but i think i need to up my dosage

What is going on where nearly every person in the grocery store just stops and stares for a minute every time they need to grab something off a shelf
Is everyone not shopping at the same stores once a week or so
Is this a hidden autism thing of mine I didn't know about where everyone else is constantly switching up their diet every week and making new choices on the fly

>>41316411
>he was missing a leg and got off at the VA tho
nvm then lol

>>41316411
>he was missing a leg and got off at the VA tho
He cut it off to make his story seem more convincing. That phony fraud really put effort into his stolen valor

>>41316362
https://voca.ro/1gD2RjNm96FS

>>41316396
https://voca.ro/1iY2lRhmPEEe

>>41316416
https://voca.ro/1fQnc3oxqEUC

>>41316446
The result of living in a low trust society. Back in the 90s when we lived in ethnostates this didn't happen

>>41316420
wait but can someone genuinely explain this to me im less familiar with the American white supremacists what is the rationalisation. i always assumed they would play up their native ancestry but they don't do that at all. like obviously it is weird to claim ownership of the land in general but how do you do it when you're not even from there

>>41316446
Nobody decides what they want until they see dumbass. I go to the store, see some cookies. think I'll get some of those. Get there, think, hmm do i want oreos or golden oreos or those little elf cookies with a hole in the middle.

>>41316461
Considering the other reply you may be right

>>41316447
>>41316455
idk lol at the time i didn't rly even think to question his story
he also asked me if i had a problem with my hip and said he could tell that stuff by seeing how a person stands, which was actually correct i do have a congenital hip problem it runs in the family
so i was inclined to believe what he said abt being a medic anyways

>>41316386
Taylor's changed a lot

>>41316464
We're talking about adults. I make a list ahead of time, and I just get things off the list. Most of the time things on the list are things I l've bought before or I have a good idea of where they are.

>>41316459
now link it

>>41316420
And our country’s coat of arms literally spells out all the people that make up our nation, French and English included

What if Ice Spice was trans?

>>41316491
lol good news for swiftiehon they keep looking the same as they get older

Its such a gaslight that when you get pretty people get shady and stare a lot. Makes you feel like you're getting clockier but in reality being pretty just makes people shady.

>>41316478
yeah he was a definitely a medic. attention to detail was heavily ingrained in the era of counter-insurgency

>>41316493
this is not a 90's sitcom nobody makes a list except for if they are getting ingredients for a specific recipe. If I do make a list to make a certain food I don't have a specific brand in mind.

How can I get my tranny to forgive me after I have done something really bad to her?

>>41316508
Tf do you mean nobody makes lists. Every time I see you on this board you say the dumbest shit with the most unwarranted confidence.

>>41316515
never seen anyone ever make a list. Why do you need a list? you don't know what ur going to the store for?

>>41316510
Balenciaga. Head to toe. Get groveling.
What did you do?

>>41316496
You're just enjoying the company of the British Empire's crown jewel now

>>41316522
Yeah no surprise you've never seen it, you are a child. You have no idea how adults manage domestic things. Not everyone writes lists but plenty of people do.
>Why do you need a list?
Budgeting, efficiency, planning.

>>41316523
SPECIFICALLY Balenciaga SS19 by the way if you pull out some of that FW24 garbage she will be duty bound to honour kill you

>>41316505
woa cool
we only interacted for like 15 mins or so until he had to get off but the memory stuck with me, he seemed like an interesting person
i felt so gallant giving him my seat, i like being nice to old ppl

>>41316530
you are the child here lol. need a wittle wist to track your shopping

>>41316523
Fucked her friend
I don't think she knows but I think the friend's going to crack and tell her

>>41316515
tbf, I do groceries and I don’t see anyone walking around with a grocery list. like Discordia said people already know beforehand what they’re going to get

>>41316543
Kill the friend before she snitches. Don't leave any leaks

>>41316416
i used to
i want to again

>>41316553
Then do it
I'm gonna stream again tmrw bc I want to

>>41316543
you fucked it bro. I would start packing. regardless you have to tell her before the friend does

>>41316543
Step one is you need to tell her first
if you can't do that then she has no reason to assume she'd ever hear about the next time and will drop you immediately

>>41316537
Good taste!
>>41316543
I think its scummy that you're hoping you can avoid heat by her just not finding out. That said I don't always think the best thing to do is own up. Reality is messier and relationships differ. I think your goal here should be to treat her right going forward and that might mean telling her or might not. Whatever the case you should do some soul searching and ask why you broke her trust, and if you have done enough to make sure you won't again. And if you can't or do not care, you should not be in a relationship with her.

How are things between you and your gf?

You can buy me something pretty as an act of penance if you want.

i dont have anyone to talk to

>>41316580
of course!

>>41316601
even if we did talk, i dont have anything interesting to say

>>41316280
shes cool
>>41316281
i was hungry as shit yeah
im good rn though i got up and had some tofu it was yummy

>>41316508
I'm always getting ingredients for specific recipes. But they're also for writing things down that come to mind through the week. You'll get it when you're older.
>>41316546
This lists are on our phones, anon

>>41316622
you'll never get it bc you have a cognitive disorder its ok babe. If it helps with your disability then do it but that's not normal.

>>41316622
yeah i guess you’re right about that. to be fair, i see everyone on their phones 24/7 tho so i didn’t bother to include it. it seems like a norm at this point for people to glue their eyes to their phones

>Seeing younger chasers make the same mistakes I did
NEVER fuck the friends
Always go for a random tranny she won't know instead
No matter how much the friends try to flirt always act dumb

Transbians be poorly psyopping again

>>41316634
Ok, kid

>>41316542
I resent you more and more every time we interact.
>>41316546
I disagree, all my friends shop with lists. Especially those shopping for households or with specific constraints. I won't shop with a list if I'm popping out for a few bits, but if I'm doing a proper grocery shop I have a list on my phone that I've been keeping for weeks every time. This is totally normal and lots of people do it.

>>41316660
ok
>>41316659
ok sped

it's the same as when she was lecturing people about passing while being a manmoder like she's just picking fights for attention there is no point arguing with a child who doesn't do their own shopping about what's normal just ignore the reddit tourists and they will leave

woa xfce has built in tiling??? literally why would i ever need another desktop/wm

holy shmoly woah this switch 2 comes with mario kart world! im onionspogging out of my mind right now

leftists always selectively deny understanding what race and ethnicity are or what ethnogenesis is when it comes to Europeans/Whites and the former colonial states.

Every linguistic tool you can use to deconstruct these concepts also works to deconstruct pretty much every state, nation and ethnicity in the world.

terminally online scottish and american troons have no concept that by doing stuff like that you're also invalidating indian status and the minority and language rights of indigenous people in former colonial states like canada. There are White status indians and ethnic groups that are defined by their composition of specific tribes and White settlers and the history of that integration.

All you have to be is consistent and learn about real history and sociology and you wouldn't butt heads so much with random people about topics you're so obviously wrong and uneducated about and people might take you seriously on your other retarded tranarchist takes.

>>41316621
Im familiar with the J Church, K Ingleside, L Taraval, M Ocean View, N Judah, T Third routes. It wouldve been nice to see your beautiful face. Enjoy ur tofu though

Okay Im taking requests
What should the next demoralization bait be about?

>>41316716
nose size

>>41316709
>onionspogging
you wrote that on purpose you FRAUD
if you type soipogging it'll turn into basedpogging

>>41316716
About how trannies suck because they won't have sex with you since you have a thin penis that doesn't hit their bussy walls

>>41316710
Did it take you 25 minutes to type that out, Autumn? We're talking about grocery shopping now. Keep up.

>>41316724
basedpogging

>>41316494
https://voca.ro/1cYYK1Ue3awO

https://files.catbox.moe/i2of1o.mp4

>>41316710
i do think every state, nation, and ethnicity should be deconstructed. do you think i just rock back and forth muttering KILL WHITEY over and over. don't you have homework to be doing, weekender-chan?

>>41316725
diddyblud here has a pencil dick LMAO

>>41316738
diddyblud is my thing

>>41316724
i intentionally switch "based" in for singular words and "onions" in to compound words all the time : DD
i like looking intentional for those who would try to catch me slipping up

>>41316734
1000 games jesus

>>41316736
>do you think i just rock back and forth muttering KILL WHITEY
The purpose of a system is what it does

>>41316719
Okay Im thinking its a boyfriend asking the thread for ways to subtly convince his tranner to get a nose job this could work
>>41316725
Theres potential here if you angle it as pornsick tranners sizequeens I'll think about it

>>41316736
okay so go deconstruct nigerian identity

two loveless transbian hons speaking to each other

>>41316752
https://voca.ro/12wxvyGkegLB

>>41316753
what happened to you

oh also sorry wolf spider guy i didnt respond to you about the polycule stuff
it was fine mostly but our ex just kinda sucked like it was less the mode of relationship and more just the people.

>>41316745
i like how we have the same exact thought patterns when it comes to things like this i would also do that and you would also be the one to notice if i did that

I need a 30+ agp mommy gf to let me sit in her lap while she teaches me how to play Elin

>>41316760
Can you tell them I really like their album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcOhXThqh_0

>>41316774
https://voca.ro/166lwpqtqa7e

>>41316769
nothing

>>41316775
picrel is autistic

>>41316755
you paying for my flight? i don't know shit about Nigeria. i do know about the country where i live. i think deconstructing ideas of race there do involve deconstructing Nigerian ethnicity that's quite normal and common sense I fear

>>41316754
good strat
i think you could definitely flesh that out well

>>41316786
That just makes me like her more

im back on my kanye bullshit fuck the wokescolds and the haters
https://youtu.be/yauFhOqoXRc?si=vbFg-j7IYSHU5Pl8

>>41316787
you don't live in canada either so shut up you retarded cunt

>>41316804
i don't see the issue. you're really struggling with the reading comprehension today do you need to lie down? im getting worried you're frothing at the mouth even more than you usually do it's kind of scary...

>>41316789
Lol

>>41316760
no it's just me talking to myself over here i have no one else

>>41316789
I'm (sexually) imagining I'm a little guy while I look at this picture. I'm imagining that if you exhaled, it would blow me away.

A lot of you could make decent money marketing yourselfs as femboys on e-pal just sayin

>>41316842
https://voca.ro/1aE2F7Rpjh41

am i mentally ill

>>41316850
can i pay you a dollar every time i jerk off

>>41316850
e-pal is not sexwork wtf are you talking about ur talking to dudes while playing videogames

xfce.. u are too good to me...

Bronya don't get baited challenge

>>41316865
@bronya opinion on xfce???????

Tranner I send memes to and I get nudes back

>>41316736
https://voca.ro/18hiEgWhuCyu

I'm too old and autistic to be happy

The Orc's bloodlust wasn't satiated and directs its fury to the next viable target(s), the two halflings with slings. Despite their nervous watchfulness and naturaly steralthy powers the halflings were surprised and lost their readied missile weapon on first round bonus.

anybody want to geoguesser me

>>41316898
this is not a google car

>>41316898
Okay but how funny would it be if i replied with exact coordinates though

>>41316902
dunno what that mean, but he's pretty cool

>>41316897
https://voca.ro/1gyUKO5YGshD

>>41316898
https://voca.ro/1dzqosy3w8ld

>>41316908

>>41316867
it'll never happen im the most baitable anon in this gen i have so many opinions on everything and way too much confidence in them
>>41316875
https://voca.ro/1iJPzhcqVyCB

been waiting all my life for a man in a leather trenchcoat to invite me to "the underground"

>>41316906
id be ecstatic
i did wait until i left the area to post that so itd be ok safety-wise

>>41316919
i think you should be my emotional pillow, and say lovely reassuring things to me, as I go through my depressive episode.
AAAAA ID ODN'T LIKE THIS YEAR. I WANT IT TO BE AN EARLIER ONE

>>41316715
i dunno what this means why dont we just hang out irl or actually how old r you

>>41316920
best I can do is a repper in a housecoat asking you to get under the desk
>>41316926
i am not a comforting woman. go find cloth mother if that's what you want but I will always be wire mother. there is no last year or any year before. you can either sit and pretend they exist or let them go and move on

I kinda need a yapping fag in my ears
I dont like when the vocaroos end

https://youtu.be/vWwIBemUwOI?si=pNMfwhSJLlQTAc6o
they predicted shitty tranny breakcore with this song

>>41316919
ok but consider this: picrel

reminder that bronya said she would fuck a 14 year old and is a legit pedo

>>41316944
oK, but I want to be a kid again, and I want you to make it happen.
I HABVE'T HAD A HAPPY CHILDHOOD YET. I'M NOT READY

>>41316947
watch finnster or something
>>41316962
i remember

>>41316962
that doesn’t sound like her, are you sure she didn’t say she’d *eat* a 14 year old?

I hope finnster gets to be time magazines woman of the year

>>41316986
they already contacted me

Bronya's voice is so faggy. She makes my chaser hog leaky

>>41316989
Bronya's voice is so faggy. She makes my faggot hog leaky

fixed

>>41316988
OK good, and you told them finnster should win

Allat and I didn't even get to smash

Tomorrow I'm going to have gay sex and then cuddle I just wanted you all to know that.

I wonder if insurance will cover electrolysis

>>41316962
it's so fucking funny that that's what you got from me talking about the "this is my 14yo boyfriend mike" tweet
>>41316963
i don't know anyone who considers their childhood particularly happy. can you go do those things now? what does childhood mean to you?
>>41316982
i would do this to be fair
>>41316948
i hate that rodent
>>41316947
i can't fix that but I can do a longer one if it would make the wait a little more bearable? anything in particular you want me to talk about?

>>41316993
I actually can't read, so I'm gonna need you to call me a fag on a vocaroo

>>41317002
good luck with the gay sex

>>41317011
nah im good

>>41317010
D: yea well rodent don't like u either >:'(

>>41316989
you too can have a gf who doesn't voice train and only drinks in clubs where they play Danii Minogue music videos
>>41317002
im really happy for you... i hope you enjoy it! be safe! cuddle a little longer so you can make the warmth last through winter you'll be grateful for it in a couple months

>>41317014
I got you to say ew once, and I'll get you again

>>41317020
nah im never posting a vocaroo here ever again

>>41317002
It should have been me

>>41317010
you literally said on voca the lowest you would go is 10 years lower

>>41317021
I got one of these in my tree. it hunts flying bugs at night, protecting me.

>>41316918
The Orc is unconscious and mortally wounded at your feet. Two halflings and a blacksmith can be seen on the ground 60' and 130' away within pools of blood.

exchanged smiles and two quick hi hellos with a cute trans guy in the park
maybe the st4t dream is real when you live in a city

>>41317034
chasergen dnd

>>41317043
*D&D

about to jerk off to tranny feet again

>>41316941
Im 25. I live around Lake Merced. Yeah, we can hangout if you want. Any ideas? I notice a lot of people like thrifting around Haight on this board

>>41317032
https://voca.ro/1o8UwfyXszvu

>>41317034
https://voca.ro/12hkzLyf3FBG

I would participate in a dnd game

>>41317024
Play your cards right and it might be.
>>41317018
Thank you and yes I will be very safe. They will be staying the night so I will get plenty of cuddles yes.
>>41317012
Thanks

>>41317055
better learn social skills or how to dm then

Twitter(Now known as "x" (He/Her), said that doja cat posted feet for Nazis on 4chan before she was famous

>>41317068
no

>>41316738
>>41316742
Stop copying me, you 2

Genuinely how do I beat the bridge wizard

>>41317069
woah im doujin cat
>>41317074
i literally created diddyblud

>>41317071
tabletop rpgs are like improv. you have to say "yes, and"

>>41317055
good luck finding someone who wants you in their game

>>41317051
i do like that when i have the money. upper haight is pretty gentrified honestly but its still nice.
i like bars and basically anything. but please dont get your expectations up as it takes me very specific circumstances to actually fall for someone and ive had people get mad at me for not having sex with them before
given that thats fine, whats ur discorcs

>>41317025
and what did I immediately follow it by saying. frankly I wasn't even talking about me that was in discussion of other people's relationships I don't think I would go younger again. is it the accent you're struggling with do you want me to transcribe it for you?
this whole thing you're doing where you REALLY need me to be a pedo is extremely weird. like you're obviously going to try and pry for information on my past relationships now I've mentioned I've dated someone younger than me. one year, by the way. I understand that you are disgusted by my lifestyle in some way and that is so deeply not my problem but you are eventually going to have to confront the reality of that instead of trying to figure out a way to accuse me of some other random thing. because i am not a pedophile. i am quite confident in that fact, honestly
>>41317069
she was famously showing feet in racial chatrooms do people here not know about showing feet in racial chatrooms I've been talking about it in here constantly it's scripture to me. this website makes me feel like doja

twitter trannies r so dumb theyre like
>erm if u use 4chan at all ur bumping shoulders with nazis so ur basically a nazi and deserve to die
meanwhile theyre literally on giga mechahitler dot com

>>41317079
this is 4chan not a ttrpg
>>41317082
probably not too hard

>>41317085
yeah I know, just wanted to remind people cause its cool

>>41317091
>this is your house not a tavern
you have to be able to use your imagination too

>>41317010
>what does childhood mean to you?
Friends, the security of knowing my family weren't going to leave me, my body not looking like someone who isn't me

>>41317102
you are a retard

>>41316710
ur wrong because everyone deserves 2 b treated with respect

>>41317046
ACKSII*
>>41317052
No Con Mod+0, No Heavy Helmet+0, HD+4, HP negative max to 2xmax-10,Lay on Hands 1/2 Class Level+1, No Healing Proficiency+0, No Healing Herbs+0, Treatment timing within 1 round of injury+2
Mortal Wounds: Slashing 3/8(11-3)=
One Leg Hacked Off. Crutch required, movement reduced by 30', Dex reduced by 1/3 for AC purposes.
Grievous wound. After 2 weeks of bed rest the Orc will be stable.

>>41317103
these, to me, seem much more achievable goals than going back in time. do you want to try working on some of these? even just one?
>>41317098
i do think it's really funny it's weird to look back on her like squeezing her tits together on ig live in a Pikachu cosplay now she's actually famous. doja you could never make me hate you however hard you try

League at work, and I'm off the next three days <3
And Pride on Sunday :)

>>41317055
dnd players are irritating to me because they have this presumptive worldview that anyone who wants to play dnd has easy access to it and those who complain that dnd is hard to get in to is a liar.
those types of groups are incredibly insular and prestigous. its deceptively difficult to get into a group especially in our us isolationist individualistic post covid introvert hell.
having a group that sticks together is much, much, much more difficult too.

>>41317138
i don't know how

is gay Christmas coming up?

https://youtu.be/CqEh5-PKHn4
Blasting
Fuck today particularly

I'm just a guy on estrogen

>>41317151
its already been !!

>>41317131
https://voca.ro/1cG8dRP6vcMc

I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

>I forget what photon looks like, lets check it out
>ah get it off!

Nobody can make me cry, doesn't matter what they do or say to me. I cry a lot but only whenever i independently decide to cry

>>41317194
i always use photon specifically because I'm better than you
>>41317150
which one do you want to talk about first? any of them is fine. we can come back to the others whenever. there's plenty of time

>>41317121
all those whiskers... must be there for a reason, no? detecting signals maybe

>>41317205
One time I told my therapist that I find it hard to cry and she said
>Oh, I could make you cry if you'd like
and it turned me on a bit

>>41317233
that's extremely ero i would have done the same

Why are there no chasers in chaser general

>>41317261
right here buddy

>>41317176
Caught engaging in solicitation. You languish awaiting trial for 1 day. Crime and Punishment:2d6=4+6=10. Favorable evidence +1, unfavorable evidence -5, No prior crimes +0 = 6 Conviction on Lesser charge = Fined [5g].

>>41317208
>which one do you want to talk about first? any of them is fine. we can come back to the others whenever. there's plenty of time
I would cry if a woman asked me this, but then a nigga like me would lock in and realize women only pretend to care about you to use your emotional vulnerability against you later
>>41317261
This is the r/shortguys overflow community

>>41317231
detecting small vibrations in the air.

>>41317208
I don't think I have anything else to say. I'm just unhappy.
I did cry a little bit when you asked tho.

>>41317231

>>41317272
https://voca.ro/16amxPA3HcMs

>>41317278
I'm the other way around. I'm too big, and it stresses me out. I have age misalignment or something.

>>41317295
You emerge from the correction facility with both of your ears, [1g] left of the [6g] you started with, and a frown mark on your permanent record. Seems the guards are quick to fine lovemakers and slow to protect innocents from beastmen in this town.

Why are all the chasers here older than the trannies? Most seem to be in their 30s while almost every tranny here is a teenager or in her early 20s

>>41317145
just make a group, make a post online about it, and you'll have a full group in days

>>41317336
Delayed covid trannies plus delayed youth autism chasers
There are some overlaps but this is the meta

>>41317336
>almost every tranny here is a teenager or in her early 20s
who told you that?

>>41317333
https://voca.ro/14mYtjHjzjBF

muumipappa says hi
its past my bedtime but im staying up to talk with the friday night party ppls

>>41317287
what do they need that for? picking up coded transmissions? phone home?
>>41317295
hehehe this one's super cute

>>41317349
you can just talk to me. You don't have to do this thing where you describe me while I'm right here

>>41317343
see heres the thing i have done that but basically every group falls apart unless they have other glue bonding them together outside of dnd.
noone wants to deal with working around "my dm is stalking me".

>>41317205
Remind me of this pic

>>41317366
poor kimty why so sad
needs pets

About to lay some pipe

>>41317349
Wdym delayed covid trannies
>>41317336
Some of us are old!

>>41317371
seems like a you issue not screening the people playing

https://voca.ro/1d4dLvWookIL
>>41317289
im proud of you for that! it's better to feel these things than not feel them. let's do our best today too
>>41317278
i see. and do you struggle with emotional vulnerability this way in general? or only around women?

in 3 months i'm gonna ask my doc if she could record the implantation procedure and post it here

don't pmo. https://voca.ro/1d4dLvWooklL

>>41317423
holy yapathon

No one touches my wiener but me

one time when i was like 14 i got invited to this r9k discord server called the archive and there was someone who sent a voice message and he was like "i could kill every one of you if i wanted to, watch yourselves" and 14 year old me thought he sounded really hot so i saved the voice recording and listened to it every now and then

>>41317438
aaaaaa i want a kitty it would be so nice to have a little fuzzy buddy who sleeps next to me

saving boneyard rants and posting them to youtube

>>41317357
it can help in hunting, like detecting a small rodent in a tight space, something moving nearby or being able to react quicker to an attack. besides the eyes and sense of smell, its just another thing that helps.

>>41317353
Spending a night in the park without bedroll reduces your standard of living to wretched. Future hirelings henchman and mercenaries will notice your status and rolls to hire them will receive a negative. 6 days or Iron rations remain and your Lay on Hands use recharges when the sun rises.

>>41317458
ok but u don't think there's a *possibility* they could be some kind of device for communicating with extraterrestrials???

>>41317423
>bronya vocaroo
>youknowwhatimean
>rips vape
>youknowwhatimean
>50 bracelets jingling
>youknowwhatimean
>awful gagging sound
>youknowwhatimean
>youknowwhatimean

>>41317460
:)

>>41317463
https://voca.ro/14mYtjHjzjBF

>>41317423
Ada Rook has the big hog

>>41317478
While I assume linking the same vocaroo twice was accidental it's actually funnier for you to have been caught in a loop. 4 Iron rations remain. The Orc will rise in 11 days.

>>41317468
that is true. they came here from another planet thousands of years ago. they were an intelligent species. the humans who met them in egypt worshiped them as gods. this caused the cats to become pamperd and lazy. they become stupid and what we have today. they do still have the ability to infect humans with a parasite that makes them a slave to the cats.

>>41317486
hehehe yayyy
ough ik i said i was staying up but i think im going to bed now im too sleepy
gn wulfim <3<3<3
>>41317501
yea i heard of that the toxoplasmosis
i would accept brain parasites in exchange for fuzzy cuddles c:

>>41317494
https://voca.ro/1l05zWWSmRsm

https://voca.ro/15VRqlzHaTOP

I want a pet coyote. this guys has a pet coyote, a cat, a dog, a raccoon. he's probably the closest thing to a real life Disney princess. he even had a deer walk up and let him pet it before the coyote chased it off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBKjU464b4Q

>>41317510
https://voca.ro/11sghyPMEDxp

>>41317474
did she deny she would fuck an early teenager or is she just mad that you're questioning her about it?

>>41317474
god I love myself so much. if I wasn't exactly like this I would have to become it
>>41317491
thank you. truth is more important now than ever. jesus that thing is huge huh
>>41317524
i do not understand why i have to repeatedly tell you that I do not want to have sex with minors. i have absolutely no interest at all in doing that. you seem very interested in the idea of me doing it in a way that is kind of giving me the creeps

Hanging out with work friends tonight. Don't really want to but I need to force myself to socialize around normal people, not degenerates and sociopaths like I used to.

>>41317511
You can get a job using your Knowledge History proficiency for [25g]/Month(~8s3c/day) not paid until the end of the month, or you can use your Performance Epic Poetry proficiency making [10g]/Month(~3s/day) paid in daily increments as you spend your day busking. Or unskilled labor for 1s/day if you'd like.

>>41317552
https://voca.ro/1byG2hRYyFII

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imamate_of_Futa_Jallon

imamate of futa

my neighbors dog ran up to me with a stick in its mouth. I went to grab it so I could throw it for him, but he held on so hard and ripped it away and ran off to the other side of the neighbors house. dude does not give any chances.

>>41317447
Is this you?: >>41317084
If it is, heres my discord: 400mgofcaffeine. Send a request if you wanna hangout sometime. If it aint you, I guess I’ll find out who it is

Did you guys know twinkchan is cute?

>>41317585
I'd imagine. I've only seen her eyes and the soles of her feet here though.

>>41317579
https://voca.ro/17UcpjCk8qtb

>>41317591
Lol, her vader mask is hot

Las labias mas grande de Tweenkchan

>>41317533
sus not answering it 5 times in a row i don't believe you

>>41317614
the labia of twinkchan is large?

>>41317571
Did I hear river? That's a roll on the wilderness encounter table. Civilized+Road+River:1d20=9:CivilizedEncounter:GrasslandRiver:1d100=28/ Reaction Roll:6.
Three men with short bows, short swords, daggers, and leather armor approach your backpack and sit around it watching you bathe and awaiting you to exit the river.

One gf please, thank you

>>41317633
I don't speak Spanish

im drinking and playing video games any chasers wanna chat on vc

Moon River

I'm scared of getting a gf because what it she fixes me?

Goon River

I will kiss any chaser that gets me a pet racoon

>>41317654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uirBWk-qd9A

>>41317660
heh

>>41317634
https://voca.ro/1coyAdAqYXbb

>>41317665
How many do you want babe

>>41317659
What you should really be scared of is that it starts to fix you and then she pulls away messily and confusingly which sends you to new low depths you didn't previously know

>>41317674
Just one is fine. If you can get one grey/black and one blonde one though you get three kisses :) <3

>>41317692
I didn't know they made blonde ones. I'll do it

>>41317705
I'll be waiting :')

>>41317713
Were you ever blonde Rav?

I've applied to every fast food job in a 5 miles radius, indeed literally has nothing left.
I'm gonna need to start going to places in fucking person. I'd be homeless already if it weren't for mama being a fucking angel

>>41317678
I'm kidding. There's nothing to fix with me. If a girl tells me she can fix me, she can fuck right off. Vibe with me or don't.

>>41317718
Unfortunately, yes

>>41317723
i can show you how to get worse

>>41317713
oh shit wtf.

>raccoons are legal to own in my state
Based. Now I need a house.

>>41317725
I think it'd be really cute on you, that's why I was wondering. Black is better though

>>41317728
Been there, done that. I fixed myself. Dug myself out of the hole I got myself into.

>>41317670
They explain that they're here because they were bathing earlier and forgot their backpack, pointing to your backpack. They would like to hear any rumors you've got to tell them, for you look like the type to have stories worth sharing. As a bard you do not normally have spellcasting abilities, but you can assign your level one jack of all trades to learn a custom power enabling you to cast Thunderclap once per hour with a casting time of one round or once per eight hours as a spell like ability (Instant cast, can't be interrupted by being stabbed while mid cast). The system is Adventure Conqueror King System Imperial Imprint.

>>41317750
https://voca.ro/1ogMzJRUbyUV

>>41317758
Legal state!!

>>41317758
WHO /legalstate/ HERE?

>>41317758
electoral college

lol. imagine being in Judea. hanging out with jesus, and he hands me a piece of bread and is like "this is my body"
uh, ok. you're weird dude

could be us, chasey. I've got my Minecraft boxers on and up. where are you?

>>41317800
Taking a fat shit.

>>41317772
Your character was rolled up randomly, I didn't actually make any choices for it. The bandits seem to be enjoying your story and becoming friendlier but then further in their mood shifts back to how it began and they declare the backpack is theirs and they've no need to give you proof of it. They tell you good day and two begin walking away as the third reaches down to scoop your backpack off the ground and follow. You're close enough to engage them however you like or let them abscond with your loot.

>>41317834
https://voca.ro/1eItoLvym2ib

none of you guys ever want to talk on the phone with me evne though my voice is verrrrrry sexy

>>41317840
>6

>>41317800
why am I wearing the sexy lady's nightgown tho?

>>41317840
https://voca.ro/1ffSW9SKISr9

What's the best way to describe a fagcent?

not a sadpost but ive definitely regressed again in regard to sex

>>41317840
Sausage, egg, toast, coffee, gallon of blood paint

>>41317871
Female speech patterns with male resonance

>>41317875
Elaborate.

>>41317890
There's a difference between male speech patterns and female speech patterns?

>>41317729
Yeaaahhhh
>>41317736
It's not great. I prefer purple or espresso/darkest brown

>>41317848
They're surprised. Wrestling special maneuver is an Atk roll at -4 which ignores their armor, but you've got +2 From surprise, +2 from Str so a roll of 10 means you've grabbed his throat, he gets a save versus paralysis to slip out of the grab needing a 12+ and gets a 5. You've got him. Surprise round ends, Initiative is being rolled, what do you do round 1? You can brawl without needing to roll an attack because he's wrestled by punching him for 1d3+2 or kicking him for 1d4+2, or do anything else you've got in mind.

It will never be like it was, how do I accept that

>>41317585
no