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Anonymous No.23417394 [Report] >>23417398 >>23417967 >>23418058 >>23418438 >>23419407 >>23420673 >>23426701 >>23433820 >>23451563 >>23451616 >>23463938
/m/, my "parents" are fighting. Again. Can I stay with you guys tonight? I promise I'll be good!
Anonymous No.23417398 [Report] >>23417403
>>23417394 (OP)
okay, but no conquest of the Earth sphere this time!
Anonymous No.23417403 [Report] >>23420999 >>23422051
>>23417398
That wasn't me! That was my identical twin clone made in a lab! I swear!
Anonymous No.23417967 [Report]
>>23417394 (OP)
fine, but you're getting lots of headpats
Anonymous No.23417997 [Report] >>23420742
sure haha you can stay with me :)
I promise we'll have a good time haha
Anonymous No.23418058 [Report]
>>23417394 (OP)
wtf is this cringe roleplay shit go back to /lgbt/
Anonymous No.23418438 [Report] >>23418465
>>23417394 (OP)
So...are you Ples younger half sister or no?
Anonymous No.23418465 [Report]
>>23418438
Cousin, if you can be cousins with lab grown gene babies.
Anonymous No.23418574 [Report] >>23419132 >>23419280
He keeps only wanting to fuck me in the butt. He says it feels the same and I say not to me it doesn't!
Anonymous No.23419132 [Report]
>>23418574
Maybe you should stop being such a tight ass then.
Anonymous No.23419173 [Report] >>23419194 >>23419412
why did she grow up to be so ugly in unicorn
Anonymous No.23419194 [Report] >>23419215 >>23424205 >>23440021
>>23419173
>Calling this ugly
Maybe you didn't like that "little girls" in fact grow up.
Anonymous No.23419215 [Report] >>23419412
>>23419194
I mean if we compare her to marida, it's clear who won the genetic lottery. Shame about the whole no womb thing though.
Anonymous No.23419280 [Report]
>>23418574
It doesn't feel the same. It feels better
Anonymous No.23419305 [Report] >>23419317
>Come on Mineva, we're going on a trip with your new mother.
Anonymous No.23419317 [Report] >>23420376 >>23420638
>>23419305
She smells funny, like a mix of curry and squid.
Anonymous No.23419382 [Report]
I want to work hard helping Mineva restore her nation and government.
Anonymous No.23419407 [Report]
>>23417394 (OP)
yeh, sweetiecheeks
Anonymous No.23419412 [Report]
>>23419173
>>23419215
You know her dad is like a huge weird Frankenstien monster, right? Mineva looks fine.
Anonymous No.23420376 [Report] >>23420598
>>23419317
Good grip though, tends not to let go until impregnation. Thus, Sore Domo.
Anonymous No.23420598 [Report] >>23420643
>>23420376
I can believe Mineva has pompoir game with how desperate she is to revive the Zabi empire
Anonymous No.23420638 [Report] >>23423461
>>23419317
god why couldn't we have gotten a mineva like this instead
Anonymous No.23420643 [Report] >>23421630 >>23421748
>>23420598
>Banagher, I need you to fuck me. We must continue the Zabi bloodline.
Anonymous No.23420673 [Report] >>23425284
>>23417394 (OP)
The prime example of how dangerous it can be when you don't spank your kids
Anonymous No.23420712 [Report]
Unicorn proves Haman was right and Char was wrong and that they need to raise Mineba to be a leader.
Instead she was given no training and ended up trading the secret constitution for absolutely nothing.
Anonymous No.23420742 [Report]
>>23417997
You already wasted two different young girls and a batch of clones of the first one. I don't think you are fit to try another one to rule Zeon with.
Anonymous No.23420999 [Report] >>23421004 >>23421619 >>23421730 >>23422051
>>23417403
Speaking of the body double Mineva, I wonder whatever happened to her. I know she was terrified of Glemy and the whole war that was centered around her, but she must've done SOMETHING else in life after she was exposed as a body double and the war ended.
Anonymous No.23421004 [Report] >>23421075 >>23421730 >>23422051
>>23420999
I like to think that the real mineva never showed up again after char rescued her and the one we see in unicorn is the body double.
Anonymous No.23421075 [Report] >>23421078 >>23422051
>>23421004
char rescuing her is just some non-canon shit a video game made up
Anonymous No.23421078 [Report] >>23422051
>>23421075
Canon according to tomino. But then again he never wanted her to show up again to begin with and here we are.
Anonymous No.23421619 [Report]
>>23420999
I'd assume that she went to on have a normal life like the real one did (until the Laplace Box incident)
Anonymous No.23421630 [Report]
>>23420643

NO WAY NEWTYPE
Anonymous No.23421730 [Report] >>23432885
>>23420999
>>23421004
The Mineva in Moon Gundam is fake and possibly of Martian origin(?)
Anonymous No.23421748 [Report]
>>23420643
Now you understand his character change in Narrative.
Anonymous No.23421773 [Report] >>23421994 >>23440058 >>23458527
I want to see Haman try and wear white to Banagher and Mineva's wedding.
Anonymous No.23421994 [Report]
>>23421773
I want to see Banagher appear in OL Haman-sama then Haman is happy for Mineva while secretly upset she's still single.
Anonymous No.23422051 [Report] >>23422060 >>23422130 >>23425101 >>23440607
>>23417403
>>23420999
>>23421004
>>23421075
>>23421078
I got the impression from ZZ that Haman had killed the real Minerva years ago and used the fake to better exert her influence. The fake would know she had no real power and fear Haman outing that fact, and if someone tried to oust Haman herself, Haman could reveal the truth and ensure Neo Zeon would come crashing down out of spite.

When would Char be able to rescue the real Minerva anyway?
Anonymous No.23422060 [Report] >>23424233
>>23422051
I don't think haman would kill her, she didn't really have a grudge against the zabis and it's not hard to use a kid as a puppet ruler to begin with. Not to mention if it was exposed she would instantly lose all legitimacy.
Anonymous No.23422130 [Report] >>23424233
>>23422051
she has no reason to in the first place, but she definitely wouldn't simply because of how char would react
the dude was absolutely fucking livid after seeing mineva doing nothing but reciting pre-written speeches full of zeon rhetoric, now imagine what he'd be like if he found out she was just a lookalike and haman killed her in cold blood
Anonymous No.23422135 [Report] >>23422183 >>23423450
How would the other Zabis feel about Mineva if they lived? Does she even get mentioned in GQ?
Anonymous No.23422183 [Report]
>>23422135
Mineva isn't mentioned cause Kycilia and Gihren are still alive, so there's no need to scramble to find a successor. With those two gone and Sayla becoming Supreme Leader of Zeon, Mineva could just visit her uncle Garma.
Anonymous No.23423422 [Report] >>23424070
Mineva is cute and funny
Anonymous No.23423450 [Report] >>23423592 >>23425971
>>23422135
The only one who might not give a damn about her is Gihren, and if he did take interest in her it would be for nefarious reasons. He was the black hole of empathy among the Zabis. Kycilia could have gone between disinterested aunt to treating her how she treated Nyaan as a surrogate daughter. Dozle and Degwin would have adored her, Garma would have been her favorite uncle. I feel like Sasro would have told Mineva she needs to be a strong big sister to any siblings and cousins who might have come along after her had they all lived and had more kids..
Anonymous No.23423452 [Report]
Anonymous No.23423461 [Report]
>>23420638
>that one universe where her dad's genes kick in and she ends up 7ft tall with a chin that can crush stone
Anonymous No.23423592 [Report] >>23425064
>>23423450
Kycilia would probably have her killed. Honestly Gihren is more likely to let her be than Kycilia is unless she starts getting in his way later.
Anonymous No.23424070 [Report] >>23425788
>>23423422
i don't get the joke
Anonymous No.23424205 [Report]
>>23419194
She looks cute enough considering her father is fucking Dozle.
Anonymous No.23424233 [Report]
>>23422060
>>23422130
Haman was a very callous and power-hungry person, and Zeon itself was structured on power grabs. To Haman, the benefit of the fake Minerva is that she'd have no real power (that Haman couldn't take away) even upon reaching adulthood, unlike the real Minerva. Additionally, Haman might be ruthless enough to try pulling a fast one on even Char. How much time and opportunity would Haman have for finding a replacement Minerva on the fly between Zeta and ZZ anyway? If the Minerva in Zeta was always fake, that would at least give Haman more time to work with.
Anonymous No.23425064 [Report]
>>23423592
The only kids Kycilia would want are Char's blond babies.
Anonymous No.23425101 [Report] >>23429048
>>23422051

I mean, in the scene where it's said she's a fake Bright then says the real one has been missing since the end of the Gryps conflict. The show isn't trying to make you think there was never a real Minerva.

>When would Char be able to rescue the real Minerva anyway?
After he disappeared at the end of Zeta apparently.
Anonymous No.23425132 [Report] >>23425199 >>23425808
I really do love the fact that these two shitheads could come together and be successful parents, like better parents than Bright and Mirai or Fraw and Hayato.
Anonymous No.23425199 [Report] >>23425869 >>23437803
>>23425132
too bad char decided he wanted to try grooming an autistic boy instead of smashing haman's fat pussy
Anonymous No.23425284 [Report]
>>23420673
I imagine Haman properly disciplined the young Zabi heir.
Anonymous No.23425788 [Report] >>23425956
>>23424070
It's not a joke, I wish to continue the Zabi line for the sake of Zeon.
Anonymous No.23425808 [Report] >>23426211 >>23426634
>>23425132
Imagine how much of a mindfuck it must have been to be a Zeek. You get one minimally competent dictator in Degwin but he dies in a “freak weapons testing accident” and is succeeded by the self-styled second coming of Hitler. He’s offed almost immediately by his sister, who in turn is murdered by the son of the Prime Minister of the previous regime. Then Casval and the rest of the GOI fuck off to an asteroid where he and some admiral’s daughter have this bizarre four year royal family shtick raising the niece of the supreme leader he wasted. Then HE fucks off, comes back after his pretend-wife gets killed, disappears AGAIN because of space magic, only to come back yet again in a wackier mask and an insane mullet — except that guy turned out to just be a clone, who ALSO disappears because of space magic.

The conspiracy theories must have been tame in comparison to reality.
Anonymous No.23425869 [Report] >>23425875 >>23426580
>>23425199
Boy?
Anonymous No.23425875 [Report]
>>23425869
Reminder that Jerid never thought Kamille looked like a girl, just that he has a girl's name. Like naming a man "Sue".
Anonymous No.23425877 [Report] >>23425942 >>23430036
This ERP level shit should be a bannable offence
Anonymous No.23425942 [Report]
>>23425877
Shut up, fag.
Anonymous No.23425956 [Report]
>>23425788
sieg zeon!
Anonymous No.23425971 [Report]
>>23423450
if we operate in the school of thought where Gihren's Survival of the Selected speech was as much cynical politicking as his own publicized grieving and coping about Garma, then in most of those scenarios where Garma doesn't bite it and cause the entire family to spiral presumably Gihren might not have fallen to such autistic depths as those leading to his patricidal teamkilling or to an equally presumable negative relationship with Mineva if he survives doing so. No guarantees the back and forth cutthroat backstabbing doesn't continue, see Gquux, but neither is it guaranteed.

He'd probably oscillate between playing Tiger Uncle, getting shut down by a more indulgent & defensive Dozle when he goes too far, and being severely worried about a possibly legitimized Glemy's relationship to his cousins.
Anonymous No.23426211 [Report] >>23426586 >>23426660
>>23425808
Was Char killing Kycillia ever public knowledge?
Anonymous No.23426580 [Report] >>23429013
>>23425869
>Jerid, clearly a Jewish man
Actually, goy anon.
Anonymous No.23426586 [Report] >>23426660
>>23426211
They probably think she died at A Baoa Qu like everyone else did.
Anonymous No.23426610 [Report]
Anonymous No.23426634 [Report]
>>23425808
my favorite part of the absolute mess that is zeon is the titans, the guys who were fucking gassing colonies and generally just being the perfect example of the problem with earthnoids, casually joining up with them after getting colony laser'd
Anonymous No.23426660 [Report]
>>23426211
>>23426586
It's common knowledge in Zeta that Char is Casval Deikun and rebelled against the Zabis, so someone must have seen him kill Kycilia and lived to tell the tale.
Anonymous No.23426701 [Report] >>23429210
>>23417394 (OP)
Your parents are dead.
Your "parents" are also dead.
I don't let liars into my home.
Anonymous No.23429013 [Report]
>>23426580
Not with that nose he isn't. It's too straight and chiseled. Jerid is clearly 100% pure earthnoid master race.
Anonymous No.23429048 [Report]
>>23425101
How would Char make it back to Axis before Haman if he's stuck with just an escape pod from the Hyaku Shiki? How would Bright even know that the point at which the real Minerva was replaced was after the Gryps conflict, as opposed to him just speculating that he ever did meet the real Minerva?
Anonymous No.23429210 [Report] >>23429227
>>23426701
She obviously had a fight with her boyfriend
Anonymous No.23429227 [Report] >>23429236
>>23429210
I want Mineva and Banagher to have a wholesome relationship where they give birth to Frakenstien babies who look like their Grandpa. Just like those Metal Gear Solid understanding of genetics kick in and she gives birth to a 12 pound baby with purple hair.
Anonymous No.23429236 [Report] >>23429996
>>23429227
I want the Baby's first words to be "Sore Demo"
Anonymous No.23429996 [Report] >>23430059
>>23429236
So, like its father going in, same for the child going out?
Anonymous No.23430036 [Report]
>>23425877
i agree
Anonymous No.23430059 [Report] >>23430476
>>23429996
Father goes back in after also
Anonymous No.23430476 [Report]
>>23430059
Sore...Homo?
Anonymous No.23432731 [Report] >>23433750
I'm surprised she wasn't in ZZ considering she's also a young girl whose character is entirely centered on being bred.
Anonymous No.23432885 [Report] >>23433806 >>23446948
>>23421730
>Martian origin
wtf is going on in Moon Gundam
Anonymous No.23433702 [Report]
What did Tomino mean by this?
Anonymous No.23433750 [Report]
>>23432731
>I'm surprised she wasn't in ZZ considering she's also a young girl whose character is entirely centered on being bred.
That's actually the whole reason she wasn't in ZZ. Haman could not have her getting taken and then being used by someone else. So the body was needed.
Anonymous No.23433806 [Report]
>>23432885
That bit is more an AoZ thing with the mars purus.
Anonymous No.23433820 [Report] >>23437977
>>23417394 (OP)
Sorry Mineva, but you have to go back home.
Anonymous No.23437803 [Report] >>23438141
>>23425199
Kamille isn't autistic, he just had a lot going on
Anonymous No.23437977 [Report]
>>23433820
Mineva could stay at my place. I'd keep her safe and totally wouldn't revive the Principality of Zeon, promise.
Anonymous No.23438141 [Report] >>23438856 >>23446948
>>23437803
Anonymous No.23438856 [Report]
>>23438141
He said that cuz he had a lot going on man, haven't you ever called yourself autistic?
Anonymous No.23440021 [Report]
>>23419194
Something about Unicorn's art style in general just feels off to me
Anonymous No.23440058 [Report] >>23458527
>>23421773
I love this artist.
Anonymous No.23440607 [Report] >>23447084
>>23422051
>I got the impression from ZZ that Haman had killed the real Minerva years ago
Unlikely given she'd be one of the last few people alive Haman could genuinely care about after Char walked out on her. (Mineva is likely her actual niece. Haman's sister was Dozle's concubine.)
Anonymous No.23446948 [Report]
>>23438141
He was faking it.
>>23432885
Different phases like any moon.
Anonymous No.23447084 [Report]
>>23440607
You are confusing one of the possible origins of puru with mineva. We know who mineva's mother is, it's Zenna.
Anonymous No.23447807 [Report]
>calls char a lolicon
>immediately goes after and gets dumped by her
god i fucking hate gyunei fucking zoomer faggot
Anonymous No.23451563 [Report]
>>23417394 (OP)
Really promise you'll be good?
Anonymous No.23451616 [Report]
>>23417394 (OP)
dun dun dun
nigga sieg zeon
Anonymous No.23458527 [Report]
>>23421773
>>23440058
she looks like a pink owl
Anonymous No.23463938 [Report] >>23463953
>>23417394 (OP)
this joke was never funny
Anonymous No.23463953 [Report] >>23469690
>>23463938
Yet you bumped the thread to bitch.

Keep whining about old mems, I'm sure they'll stop.
Anonymous No.23469690 [Report]
>>23463953
Duelrager will bump this and if he can't in time then he'll complain about a non-existent slide thread. And something about drooling, maybe it's a fetish the jonne has.