Thread 42232605

Support for our friends edition
OLD THREAD: >>42190951

Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!
Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!
Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!

Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/


>Server info
Server IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015
Password: check filename
Steam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_
Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/
Download demos from matches (request demos in the thread): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/demos/
Active hours: 7-9pm to 12-4am EDT (32-64 players)
Custom MvM also available for early hours (42 player limit) and other gamemodes like Death Run or VSH for after-hours.

This server uses a plugin that changes the stats of some weapons. See https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=2717299 for more info. All reverts except for the old airblast are active by default, and most reverts can be toggled in-game.

Consider installing mastercomfig if you have frequent frame drops, bad hitreg, poor network connectivity, or are new to the game. See https://mastercomfig.com/ for easy installation. It is STRONGLY recommended that all players install some preset of mastercomfig since TF2's default netcode settings have not been changed since 2007.

THERE IS NO DISCORD SERVER ASSOCIATED WITH THIS THREAD. Any post mentioning "the /mlp/ TF2 Discord" is a troll and should be ignored.
/vg/-style chatroom-posting is OFF-TOPIC and should be reported as such.

No one is judged for being new to the game, and skill level across the playerbase varies.
Join the fun!

>>42232605 (OP)
>Guides
Website for making in-game sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/
Micspam guide: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39428553/#q39430287
Guide to adding pony models to any map: https://ponepaste.org/9223
Pony mod collection: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37462569/#37462590
Pony model replacements with voiceovers: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39697428/#39701005
Pony war paint texture mods collection: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39788496/#q39796303
Having trouble with sprays showing up in-game? Put the following in the developer console: https://u.smutty.horse/mfwtrwijazh.txt
Getting error signs instead of pony models? Download them manually here: https://github.com/EtraIV/SpawnPony (place the materials folder into /tf/download).

>Videos and content
/mlptf2/ videos playlist (highlights, karaoke nights, Anon Fridays, etc.): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlaewUctCKsJqnVcSDf3d9oIBSpewUQsO
/mlptf2/ intro: https://u.smutty.horse/maqwtlmafwl.mp4
/mlptf2/ New Years (2023 edition): https://u.smutty.horse/mlakpjgcooh.mp4
/mlptf2/ 2-year anniversary: https://youtu.be/4fzG-WLKIyc
/mlptf2/ 3-year anniversary: https://youtu.be/e269nQZnqcY
RGL Highlander S17 Week 4 Amateur HOOFLANDER vs PHD Floppa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8J8dEQdsIQ
HOOFLANDER vs PHD Floppa (RGL HL S17 Grand Finals): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKdwINfnIy0

demo is ugly
you should not play as him
that is all

second for pinkie

Dashies

So which /mlptf2/ stallion boy has the most ticklish tummy?

>>42232671
shut up

>>42232671
this one >>42233127

>>42232671
I thinked only girls played here

remember to join tonight for an epic mare vote

>>42233127
You do!

>>42234233
god i wish someone would look at me like this

0 on marena_festive

>>42234459
really a great anon friday

>>42234463
Agree Dashie

2 in pl_metropolis

28 on marewater hop on

Could everypony hold off on the vote for 2 hours I am driving right now

It's spic night /mlptf2/ join join

9 on marewater

>>42234636
we are playing in marewater like 30 minutes and still we're 8 players wtf join in

>>42234661
everypony is playing nightreign and rivals

b

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>>42234894
All things considered that's a pretty mild reaction on Applejack's part. She well could've told Granny Smith or get them spike paddles.

>>42235593
All things considered anonstallion is literally (you)

>>42235636
But i'm straight, anon. Anonfagllion is literally (You), not literally (Me).

>>42235646
nuh uh, fag

>>42235646
>But i'm straight, anon
that's what everyone says until they go to marefair

>>42235593
Why would we need to paddle Spike

>>42232671
Spiderb8 100%

>>42235646
>But i'm straight
...and single

>>42236547
not for long

Yo, where the mares at?

>>42236892
Only gonna join if you look like this

11 on banana bay

16/32 on marewater
join for fun and the next OP mare vote

>[SM] Vote successful. (Received 56% of 25 votes)
>[SM] The answer to Vote for the next OP mare! is: Moondancer.

ART ANCHOR POST
The next OP mare is Moondancer. Reply to this with your art if you want to have it voted on as being the next thread's OP art.

37/64 on plr_hightower

>>42236019
nobody likes spike

nnnn20430 stands for NiggerNiggerNiggerNigger20430 btw

hop on tf2 RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Marewater starting now

>>42237123
Here's my hat in the ring

>>42239663
I’d join but I need to sleep because I’m getting tortured tomorrow

>>42238432
If you're angry about me spawn camping on hightower yesterday, I'm sorry.

>>42239904
what, are they gonna make you play gmares?

>>42240382
Nah I’m getting bound gagged and tortured

>>42239888
imagine the smelle

Would (You)?

>>42240817
Who is she?

>>42240817
i will cumflate her

>>42240817
I would shave that horrid ear fluff and wash the dye out of her mane, yeah

Melodic, why do (You) give me a raging hard-on whenever I go on derpibooru?

When Lambda Fortress comes out will we play?

One thing I fucking hate is coming to play tf2 here and then seeing the chat talk about other games for hours

>>42241611
yeah bro you're right. let's discuss the same boring ass weapons, classes, and loadouts that have been in the game for over a decade. sounds engaging.

>>42241697
the fucking sun on a stick

>>42241697
sure, what do you think about scout's cum jar, was dash inside there while he was filling the entire thing?

>>42241719
more like suck on my dick am I right

>>42241835
no he did it with fluttershy in my headcanon

>>42240886
>>42241174
>>42241180
>her
that is a stallion

>>42242043
>that is a stallion

I fail to see the issue

6/32 on marewater

>>42240817
So cute. Can I fuck his/her eye sphincters?

32/32 on pl_frontier

We had 30+ people and server crashes...

>Watching AOOU play Spy
This dude is the kind to bitch about his disguise not working after getting hounded by a single player calling him out as a Spy while he just continues to pretend he hasn't been made.

how do play without steam?

>>42242677
Server would have to run in insecure mode to disable vac, and you would need to crack tf2 with a steamapi emulator, no idea why you would do this for a free game.

>>42242661
>he doesn’t know

>>42242661
that's how all spy mains act, dipshit

>>42242661
kill yourself any one of us

>>42241222
Man what the fuck happened to this dude?

>>42243353
What do you mean "what happened"?

Hello everyone, I've come to make an announcement.
We're going to be starting out a new system starting today. Here's how it's going to work:

Precisely at 9PM EST time the server is going to switch to pl_marewater_b6. That's the official time marewater and that night's TF2 games start.
I ask everyone who's interested in playing TF2 that night to please join when it does. The goal of this is to hopefully get everyone playing immediately at the same time and prevent situations where the server needs to be seeded first.

If you're confused about the time, here's the link to a local conversion:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Marewater+time%21&iso=20250603T21&p1=179

This is not a one time thing, it's going to happen EVERY DAY! I hope to see everyone there.

>>42243443
not gonna do this because I hate marewater

>>42243617
The time could be changed to 10PM if people prefer it, but I was under the impression that the general community wanted TF2 to start earlier.

>>42243682
NTA but i'm pretty sure he wants it even earlier. we used to play at 7pm EST, for example.

>>42243682
>>42243691

>>42243691
Wrong

>>42243899
I love sneeding the server when it's jump.
>>42243443
I thought the server would be closed in observance of the month long holiday, so this is a nice surprise.

>>42243618
>ban melodic
Unironically

>>42244150
but he's so yummy

>>42244240
You mean he's a cringe degenerate, and you too

>>42244411
you're just mad melodic will churn you into ass fat

>>42244430
kys

Melodic suicide unf
Do it melodic it's just like vore

>>42244540
Melodic suicide won't happen until he gets raped by Sleez

>>42244558
How many times does that tranny need to get raped before he just kills himself already?

>>42244613
One more time, but by Sleezy

Marewater in 3 minutes GET ON TF2!

>>42244664
>3 players

22/32, pl_pier is next, GET ON TF2!

26/32 on pl_poncess

30/32 on pl_parking

I love Dashie

Demoknight with a shotgun

Got booted and can't join because of the new map

sorry i crash the server

server back

>>42244978
I too got this, and I was going to call it a night because I'm too lazy and tired to figure it out right now.

did the server really just crashed again today?

server crashed and its back now

SERVER DOWN SAAAR

I'm taking the crash as a queue to get off

15 pls fix the server it crashes so often

did it just crash AGAIN for third time now?

>>42245147
i call dibs on gooning with goonergirl420

>15 join
>server automatically crashers all the time

>>42245153
i'd say it really makes you think but you're a dashflag

16 on warioware

15 got the bird

b

Reminder marewater starts in 3 hours and 50 minutes.
Make sure you're there!

>>42246492
Anon I get off work in 5 hours. Never seeing marewater again!
What a world! What a world!

>>42246515
you can still nominate badwater, or cornwater, or backwater, or spacewater, or upwater

>>42246595
So cute Dashie

>>42246595
dashie

>>42246492
God I want Octavia to call me a cunt

>>42246747
Cunt

>>42246747
boykisser

141st for Errormare!

>>42246784
>error

>>42246784
god dammit
what do i need to un error her?

>>42246801
requires a 15 ultra-diamond+ patreon subscription to view her

>>42246804
27 in marewater

>>42246812
one of our pyro main actually died

7/32 on marewater

15/32 on marewater

17/32 on koth_ponut

18/32 on cp_freaky_fair

this is how pl_escarpment looks for me

Damn, Hiroshima 2: Pool's Closed was funnier.

all of us want MVM
too low player count for normal rounds
plox give MVM

>>42247176
PLEASE
I BEG YOU

>>42247176
I don't want mvm thoughbeit

*buys cosmetics*
look at what you faggots did by holding me at digital gunpoint

screamin' eagles!

>>42247178
kys shartyfag

I saw a double rainbow

5 am MVM was so much fun we gotta do this more often on week days

>>42248682
>All spic MVM
I'm in.

>>42248692
>>42248724
>>42248745
what? I was the only american playing with two euros in the image
MVM is a white mans game mode

>>42248998
Would it make any difference if there were two Americans?

>>42249029
I think

>>42249029
You American AOoU? How come you always come so damn late, and stay well into the morning, when all other na's leave then?

>>42246801
It's too late anon. Her mom didn't install source when she was pregnant.
Unless you can patch her genes with the proper source data.

>>42249039
Dashies

marewater is up!

10/32 on marewater

16/32 on marewater

21/32 on pl_frontier

>>42248745
>>primary demographic of /mlptf2/ is now spics and 30yrs old
Based.

>>42249350
From now on, all posts shall be written in either Portugese or Spanish.

>>42249361
Pero tuyo no era.

26/32 on pl_barnblitz

23/32 on cp_toyfort

27/32 on koth_slaughter

Is Dashie gay

>>42249547
no she is straight and has sex with me

>>42249547
yes she is gay and has sex with me

>>42249564
weasel cake?

when is the next mic night

>>42249547
what's a gay?

>>42250058
somepony mad cuz bad?

>>42250096
Ironic that you just posted an American man kek

>>42250135
I did not post am American, I posted an American Hero

>>42250231
bruh

it's anon friday...

>>42248745
always has been

>>42248745
They prefer Latinx.

dead

guys dont start marewater on time im cooking dinner then you can start it.... okay?

>>42250415
>not reaching +30 players

marewater + anon friday is up

Flaremare Supremacy sexted a 14 year old

18/32 on koth_ponyville

19/32 on pl_marecoast

>>42252228
if I cancel him, would I get paid?

>>42252228
proof?

>>42252228
so?

19/32 on pl_poneo

Open mic night tomorrow, Saturday night? Be there or be mare

when are we getting new team names? braeburn vs soarin is boring now. it's been more than half a year.

>>42252577
Stallion vs Mare

>>42252604
that's just /mlp/

>>42252577
What about Luna vs. Celestia?

>>42252577
I propose mares vs stallions

>>42252577
faggots vs. straggots

>>42252577
Milky Way vs Janny

>>42253036
except for the voice crack at the end this is perfect holy crap

Dashie

Sneed

unf dashie hoof lettuce

Tonight is open mic night btw

marewater and open mic night is on

25/32 on pl_coal_event

32/64 on open mic night

30/64 on koth_rio

37/64 open mic night GET ON TF2

38/64 on pl_pier

37/64 on pl_marewater_b6

40/64 on steel

41/64 twosisters

>>42255291
>>42255302
thanks dashie

Tf2 time! What time is it? oclock! Tf2!

[SM] Vote successful. (Received 54% of 24 votes)
[SM] The answer to next op mare is: somnambula.

Circlejerk question of the week: who is (you)r favorite micfag during Open Mic night?

>>42255362
spiderb8 genuinely sounds like trump to me. he has that same speaking cadence

Here's my map, Rainbine.
https://files.catbox.moe/kkvit2.zip

30/64 on ctf_rainbine_a1

>>42255389
was rainbine a meme map or real? I had gotten off for the night already so I didnt see

COMFY LOW POP mic hours are best hours
join up

>>42255407
>>42255389
It’s a meme map. I’ll have the real version ready when I get a computer powerful enough to actually compile it. Right now, my 10-or-so-year-old HP Spectre X360 can’t both compile the cubemaps and use the best lighting option available. Once I get a better machine, I should be able to get it done.

>>42255375
zip bomb do not open

>>42255375
>>42256357
I didn’t make that post or produce that map. Again, I don’t have powerful enough hardware to compile the real version of it yet, but maybe I will soon.

2 in cloudsdale

0 on marewater

>>42255362
Zaifer or nnnn20 are so funny because i didn't understand what kind of shits are they talking about

marewater? better like... CRASHwater

20/32 on pl_vineyard_snowy

20/32 on plr_hightower_snowy_b1

Merry Christmas /mlp/!

https://files.catbox.moe/gjcr3s.png
Good stuff

>>42257629
>using ai to generate shitty 3d porn
bro just open blender

>>42257629
Not beating the furry allegations

>want to save record
>wild sign appears

>>42257629
>aislop
>in 3d style
>anthro
>plantigrade
>piercings
>futa
>hyper
>potato sack anatomy
literally everything is wrong with this

>>42257629
good except for piercings

>>42257227
I wasn't on last night what did I miss?

>>42258520
pinkie

>>42257629
GYAAAATTTT

>>42246784
>Something was wrong with...
>Him...
>Her...
>...
>It?
>...
>Pyro.
>Something out of the ordinary.
>Engie knew.
>Because Engie knew Pyro better than most.
>It was a side effect of Pyro being one of his most reliable teammates.
>Pyro kept the spies away, blasted away enemy projectiles, and seemed to be the only one willing to learn how to hit the sappers just right to get them off his buildings.
>So when pyro started wandering off to stare at random patches of grass.
>When pyro left to poke at a rock while a soldier was destroying his buildings.
>When pyro started skipping around merrily whilst an übered heavy rampaged through his nest?
>Engie noticed.
>He wasn't surprised that he was the only one that noticed, when no one else could differentiate between "normal" and quirky pyro.
>And he could tell something wasn't right.
>Being a practical man, Engie went for the easiest, most straightforward solution.
"What in tarnation's been eatin' at ya lately?”.
>He waited until both of them were alone, away from prying ears, and simply asked Pyro directly.
>He knew Pyro was smarter than the others gave him credit for, not that Pyro was a genius by any means.
>Pyro let go of the box he was holding gently into the ground.
>They were both in one of the most vital territories they were hired to defend, codename: Badwater.
>Why? What was its importance? Why named it “Badwater” if there was no water?
>He didn’t ask, he just got paid and did his job, like the rest of his team.
>They were meant to prepare the area and make it a defensive position, as such, they were currently unloading supplies on the final point while the rest of the team… Did whatever they do to prepare from an attack before BLU arrived.
>Pyro tilted his head, in confusion now fully staring at Engie.
"I ain't gonna beat around the bush, you've been lettin' me down lately. You're the one I can always count on, and I need ya at your best, partner”.
>At least pyro had the decency to look ashamed, if only by body language, rubbing the back of the head was a common enough giveaway.
>After thinking about it for a second, Pyro started repeatedly tapping the goggles on the mask.
>Pyroland.
>Pyro knew the others couldn't see things as he did.
>Engie didn't know to what extent however.
>Maybe Pyro thought the kitty cats in Pyroland were dogs for the rest of the team?
>He didn't know, he didn't risk asking.
>Engie’s attention returned to Pyro as he heard some mumbled explanation.
>It was still hard to understand that mumbled speech sometimes.
>"Lonely" was the only word he managed to fully understand, the rest was guesswork.

>>42259080
>But he got the gist of it.
>There was something new in Pyroland.
>Something that was "lonely", whatever that meant, he didn't really understand what Pyro meant.
>What he understood is that he'd just found his problem.
>Telling Pyro to wait for him, Engie ran to the upper spawn room where he kept his personal belongings.
>In a metal box labeled “Engineer”, his pyrovision goggles waited for him.
>As they've been waiting since the first and last time he put them on.
>Turns out, Pyro's made up world wasn't as made up as he and the rest of his team thought.
>With much less work than anticipated, he managed to make a window into Pyro's little reality.
>Putting them on and expecting to see the pastel color and dream-like tint on everything around him, he was surprised to find it all a dull, repeating pink and black square pattern.
>It wasn't everywhere, but it was prevalent.
>Like a trail, the pink and black squares dominated the floor, but some of it also tainted the walls and some was even on top of most of the cabinets.
>He reached out to touch it, everything felt normal, even if it looked off.
>Exiting the spawn room, Engie saw the outside was similarly affected with random trails on the ground going to seemingly in random directions.
>Though one such trail led to a curious sight.
>Below him, in an area that seemed to be almost completely pink and black squares there was a prancing tiny horse, jumping around excitedly talking a mile a minute in between bouts of laughter.
>If Engie would have to describe joy itself with an image, it would be whatever this was.
>The pony was excitedly jumping around a giant sideways "ERROR" in glowing letters.
>Pulling the goggles above his head without taking his eyes off of the horse and letters, the image of a prancing pony was replaced by a giggling pyro, spinning around while clapping at a rhythm, dancing alongside the invisible creature.
“Well… Shoot”.
>With a sigh, he fully removed the pyrovision goggles and started making his way towards his euphoric teammate.
>This wasn't something he could solve overnight, but he would, he always did.
>One way or another, this would stop being a problem.

---

Felt I had to write something for error mare. She needs a name...
Tell me if you find any mistakes
Paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/11125

>>42259080
>>42259090
Cute green anon

>>42259090
>She needs a name
How about something like Missing Material

>>42257227
nnnn20 got disappeared by ICE last weekend

>>42259090
Errormare being incredibly joyous in an error environment is an extremely cute image.

6/32 on marewater

11/32 on marewater

23/32 on marewater

Marewater is popping off, get in TF2

24/32 on pl_spacewar

>>42259845
woah. like the formers?

21/32 on cp_powerhouse_winter

>>42259763
I get to eat pinkie's ass... but at what cost?

can we get an admin on soon? might switch to mvm in a bit

>>42260076
pls admin PLS

7 on mvm_bonk_plant_rc3

>>42260076
Rarity smoking a fag?

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1l7xu5v/demoknight_warning_cap_your_fps_to_6090_because/

New forbidden information for the resident Donkeyfucker.

>>42260619
Don't worry, I don't think ghostie-poo's PC can even hit 45fps.

>>42260750
I can't wait for it to come out that 15 was really Ghost's alt the entire time
Not just the long con, but the longest con

>>42260619
Neat

>>42260750
My FPS hit around 200

>>42259080
>>42259090
Very cute green

>>42260619
this has been known for ages. there's a segment in the solarlight charging video about it, as well as numerous other sources. but of course r/tf2 and its users are treating it like some new discovery, probably because their attention spans are too short to understand anything unless it's a 30 second clip.

>You can raise the sun, but I can destroy the ones you love
I'm team Luna now, she's the based mare

>>42261311
did dashie get wing replacement surgery?

>>42261311
>I can destroy the ones you love
Sauce? And what is stopping anypony else from doing this?
>I'm team Luna now, she's the based mare
Your princess would probably not want this to be a competition.

>>42261608
She wouldn't want it to be a competition because deep down she knows she's superior ^:)

17/32 on marewater

22/32 on pl_hoodoo

25/32 on pl_goldrush

19/64 pl_cockrush

>>42261799
can dashie do the best spider-man one shot combo?

>>42261608
It's from this song, the lyrics are actually, "I'll erase the ones you love"
https://youtu.be/reavAI1hqrM?si=5WJfRtrHmnM68dSf&t=356
I think this is Vylet Pony's best song

>>42261608
no need to compete once the eternal night is ushered in :^)

guys Any One of Us and Melodic are having sex on the server get on fast!!!!

>>42262640
ocktavia the lesbian

why did he do it

>>42263001
Double rainbow!

1/64 in Melodic

>>42263639
GYATT

8/32 on marewater

14/32

16/32 on marewater
mareward is NEXT. JOIN UP

20/32 on koth_stallone

20/32 on pl_badcoastbarnward

22/32 on koth_highsea

24/32 on koth_snowtower

>>42264028
>>42264042
>>42264074
>>42264113
>>42264196
>>42264234
>>42264269
so diligent dashie

4 on marewater

This will be (You) if you keep playing TF2!

>>42264555
eeyup

Kiss

>>42264555
Not true, I'm going to fuck her, however.
And give her a reacharound, lovingly stroke her cock.

>>42264555
I played TF2 and it made me kiss boys
Is this normal?

>>42264555
she's so me core

>>42264555
W!

>>42262063
if this is vylet troon's best song I would hate to hear the rest

>>42265476
vylet isnt a troon. that's a real woman's voice you would know that if you had ears.

>>42265476
This one's my favorite so far. I personally hate any vocals in songs but it still won me over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-u9O2eG8qQ

>>42265631
>I personally hate any vocals in songs
You have autism.

>>42264555
there's only one real woman who has ever played on the server, and she's 15's marefriend

>>42265674
Don't care. TF2.
This is Team Fortress 2, not Team Women's 2.

2/64 on ctf_marestaremaze_b7a

>>42265938
I'M COMING

I'M CUMMING

>>42265938
That was me and my friend who I got to join just so I could show off the map, tried to do a private server but I'm not very savvy so we had trouble there... anyways, he was very surprised by the saucy mares.

>>42265674
you forgot about me

>>42266212
Are you threatening me? You fucking ZEGROID.

>>42265938
0 on pass_arena :(

New flower just bloomed, any stallionboy want one?

>>42266512
I am MANLY, Stallion MAN.
yes

>>42266531
Nope, I will only give my flowers to cute stallionboys
they will look good in their hair

>>42266563
oh

>>42266570
Sorry, but not sorry stallionMAN

>>42266598
Are Stallionboys like femcolts or something? I just want to know the rules.

>>42266611
They're just cute stallions, chudie

i will be heavily intoxicated tonight i fear

>>42266659
Ok Melodic

4 on marewater JOIN NOW

13/32 on koth_naphta get the hay on!

17/32 on koth_crumble

17/32 on pl_amareyliss

>>42267018
THIS is ltierlaly the funnies tshtit i ve ever seen i keep saING IT while paltying counter stirke my friends keep laughging

>>42267748
i want to rub my cock between twiggy's hind legs

This is (you) btw

>>42268261
Eeeyup.

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!

>>42268983
I look like this and say this.

>>42264555
It's r63 anon frigay tonight

I got a boner

>during the best CMC song
welp time to kys myself at the store :(

Server crash kino

The moment I joined the server crashed, my bad guys

22/32 on plr_pipeline

0 on badwater :(

0 on badwater

>>42269977
Well duh. Maybe there would be a few more, if it was called "GoodWater"

Sexo

36/48 on marewater

69/42 cp_with_sweetiebelle

10/32 on marewater

15/32 on marewater GET ON

21/32 on pl_vigil_rc10

23/32 on pl_cranetop

25/32 on koth_lakeside_final

17/64 on Lakeside get on!

The only use case of this jump

>>42271963
nice speedshots skleros

>>42272001
Tanks,
I think grinding medium speedshot on jump academy is one of the best tf2 investments

>>42272009
it's the most fun medium course for sure

I think I will play tf2 tonight

i think i will fap tf2 tonight

15/32 on marewater

21/32

23/32 on pl_extinction

23/32 on koth_daenam

Bump

sage

>>42274016
How about you fap me off tonite?

>>42275249
Diamond Tiara

>>42275808
That's one big tooth

You can assume anypony under 30 is a fag on the server

>>42275953
>15 is 27 years old
oh no...

>>42275967
How can 15 be 27 when 15 is 15?

>>42275953
it's more like 28 or so, but yeah. definitely everyone under 25.

>>42275953
Fairly accurate

6 on pl_marewater_b6

16/32 on marewater GET ON RIGHT NOW!!!

>>42276543
uhhhhh... BASED 15???

30/32 on koth_maple_ridge

32/32 on koth_maple_ridge
pl_midwest is next

It always amuses me to see the game go into overtime and the attacking team do everything in their power to avoid touching the cart if they have to go near it.

34/32 on pl_pier

>>42276635
39/32*

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•ENDEREÇO

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Are we kill?

server fixed, join NOW

>>42276670
so awesome

36/32 on steel!

>>42276681
DASHIE HI

35/32 on koth_snowtower

>>42276733
>artist:kittyrosie
ew

>>42276841
what's wrong with her?

>>42277315
Mareity

>>42277205
nothing, anon probably just has a stick up her ponut

>It'd been a few years since the portal to earth had opened
>Years after first contact, years after all the diplomatic talks, years after trade was established
>Years after the "internet" came to Equestria
>A human invention that would revolutionize the whole world!
>Or so you thought
>Turns out, it didn't change much. It just made ponies visit your library less often since most books were digitalized
>By you and other archivists
>... Mostly you
>You still kept original copies though, nothing could compare to holding a physical book
>You aren't a big fan of all these screens, hopefully they ca-
>"Twilight where are you?! I'm dying over here!"
>You sigh as you return your attention back to the computer screen
>Rainbow wasn't dying, not literally, just in the game you two were playing
>Dash had gotten a little obsessed with this specific human computer game
>You woke up one morning to find her sitting in front of your library computer, apparently having installed the game overnight
>It's a public library, and the computer was technically meant to be used by visitors so... You guessed it was alright
>Curious to see how she had managed to figure how to install a game, you looked through the search history
>She'd apparently clicked on every website that'd promised "free" copies of the game until she found the correct one
>Later, you discovered that the game was already free
>After cleansing the computer from everything she managed to infect it with, she practically begged you to let her play every now and then
>Every now and then turned into every other day
>Then every day
>You briefly thought of charging her to use the computer
>But no, you didn't have it in you
>That's more something Applejack would do
>In the end, you decided to just buy a second computer for the library... Out of your own pocket
>Figurative pockets, hypothetical even
>It was pretty cheap, apparently it's easier to make them in Equestria due to how prevalent magical enchantments are
>As always, magic proves its superiority
>When Rainbow saw it the first thing she said was to get you to install the game so you could play with her
>"TWILIGHT!"
>Why was she yelling at you? You've had your healing beam on her this entire ti-
>"Rainbow" turns invisible in front of you, leaving you and saying "Good job"
>Running to the frontlines you find rainbow jumping around a Heavy
>You manage to get your healing beam on her in time for her to be hit by a couple stray bullets
>She survives thanks to you and takes down the Heavy
"Sorry, I was healing the other players"
>Technically true
>Good thing you aren't honesty
>You only got tricked by that spy because you weren't paying attention
>Even though you only really play this game to spend time with Rainbow, but you'd like to think you're getting better at it!
>Not as good as Rainbow though
>She takes every match so seriously...
>She even spent money on the game

>>42277743
>Rainbow "Drops by to her friends' houses during lunch so she can mooch off of them" Dash spent bits on something other than Wonderbolts merchandize
>She bought "cosmetics"
>She tried to get you to buy a few, but you don't see the logic behind paying for something that doesn't actually exist
>All her cosmetics were painted in different colors, in an attempt to imitate her rainbow hair
>Rainbow had even bought an "unusual", which was just a more expensive hat with floating stuff around it
>It sat atop her character's head; A ball cap with a little raincloud
>Dash really liked it
>She asked rarity to make her a ball cap to match her digital counterpart, almost a perfect replica of the game's model
>Then she asked you to enchant it
>Which you promptly refused after spending a good minute explaining the intricate and volatile nature of elemental based enchantments to Dash
>You don't think she really listened to your explanation
>But she hasn't asked you to enchant her hat again
>Which was good, since you made most of that up
>Making a lightly drizzling raincloud that could absorb the moisture from the air around it didn't sound too taxing of an enchantment
>But Dash didn't need to know that
>She'd just leave the hat on while she plays on your computer and drench your wooden floor
>It's wood, it's not supposed to be soaking wet
>You think
>Maybe it just waters the living tree?
>But you don't want to risk ruining the floor
>It's still public property, even if you live in it an-
>"TWILIGHT DO YOUR BUCKING JOB AND HEAL ME!"
>Jeez, rude
>You'll talk to her about her attitude when playing the game, later
>Right now she's in "gamer" mode and will be unreasonable
>Though, maybe your mind is wandering off a bit too much today
>You're just not feeling it today, but logged in anyway to test the recent upgrades you bought for your server
>That's right! YOUR server!
>Dash was tired of playing with humans, so she looked into what it would take to host a server
>Then she got bored and asked you to look into it so you two could "Make a super awesome pony only hang out server away from the monkeys"
>You did, it didn't take long to set up
>You thought that only a handful of ponies would even join, barely enough for a few matches
>But dash apparently knew a couple of ponies that played the game
>And those ponies knew other ponies
>And so on and so forth, in the end, the server became a fairly popular pony hang out spot, just like dash said!
>Everypony was well behaved, so you didn't really need any rules of conduct for the server
>It was just a game after all
>There was one real rule however: No humans
>...
>Hopefully that doesn't spark some xenophobia case against the two of you, humans would understand right?
>Talking to a newly discovered sapient species was fun and interesting
>It was a once in a generational opportunity
>But it's been years since first contact

>>42277747
>You've done all the research you wanted, cataloged all aspects of their world, wrote and published multiple papers about their culture...
>And over the years, you've found out that you just prefer the company of other ponies
>...
>You're not racist
>That's more Applejack's thing
>Despite your efforts, some humans tried to join your server, some more sneakily than others
>Luckily, Rainbow had developed a simplistic, yet efficient method of weeding out the humans
>"Hey you, the red soldier, are you a pony? 'PonyHole' I'm talking to you, answer me!"
>It wasn't as elegant as you'd like. But, surprisingly, it was effective enough to keep humans out
>Most of them... probably
>There's probably a couple of players that are actually humans, but you couldn't do much about that.
>It's not like you could ask them to post hooves, that'd be lewd
>And being honest, you don't mind most humans, the ones that made no trouble anyway
>It was Dash who wanted every single human out
>She was way brasher than she needed to be, but given her past experience with humans, it was understandable
>Not acceptable, but understandable
>She has... a history with them
>She'd become an icon to the humans
>At first Rainbow was over the moon, a whole species that couldn't get enough of her!
>Then she found out that, rather than being considered the pinnacle of awesomeness and athleticism as she thought herself as, the humans thought of her more akin to a... Sex symbol
>Even then, she was still flattered
>For a while
>She'd boast about being "The sexiest mare in two universes"
>Then came the "merchandize" of herself, anatomically accurate
>You'll say, humans got pretty close to the real thing
>After getting a pardon from the princess for trying to sabotage the portal to earth, she decided every human was, suddenly and collectively, revolting
>And she never thought they were cool in the first place, and everypony who said otherwise was just another smelly monkey
>She got into a lot of online fights over that
>You're snapped out of your reminiscence by Dash's voice cracking over the mic, still trying to question the newcomer
>She had the worst mic quality out of everyone in the server
>It was her headset and mic combo with shiny lights
>Her favorite, unfortunately
>"YOU MOTHERBUCKER ANSWER ME! I KNOW YOU'RE HUMAN! TWILIGHT, BAN THIS GUY!"
"Dash, it could just be a very shy pony you're harassing, imagine if someone like fluttershy was playing this game, she'd be terrified of you! Besides, how do you even know that it's a human?"
>As if to prove you wrong, a masculine voice came in through the in game voice chat
>"UNF DASHIE PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLA- "
>He kept repeating the word "plap" non-stop, very loudly
>"TWILIGHT!"
>Rainbow yelled at you, making your ears ring, the echo of hearing her both in game and next to you, disorienting you for a moment

>>42277749
>She was turned away from the game, staring directly at you, her cheeks red from a mixture of what you assume is both rage and embarrassment
>With practiced motions, you open the game's console and start typing the required commands for the ban
>As you do, you mindlessly start mouthing along every "plap"
>He had a good rhythm going, though you have to stop for a bit to catch your breath
>How can he keep going for so long without rest?
>Human stamina
>You chuckle, they boast about that a lot. Although field reports vary
>With a sigh, you press enter, and as soon as you do, the plaps stop and a message appears in the game's text chat
>[SM] Player "PonyHole" was banned. Reason: Plap
>Rainbow turns around and returns to the game her scowl never leaving her face
>You knew she hated your ban reason names, even more that you kept track of them
>And doubly so that they were displayed on the game chat for all the server to see
>But transparency was important
>You tab out of the game to look at your personal worksheet you kept the server's statistics that you kept track of
>Under "ban reasons", you increased the "Plap" section from 54 to 55, making it the most banned offense
>In second place stood "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash"
>And closely followed in third was "Crusty Cunt"
>When questioned about that particular one she just scowled at you with a blush
>Statistics were always useful, maybe you could get something useful out of Rainbow's newfound vice
---
This got out of hand. I had this story on the backburner for a little while, I think I just kept adding stuff every time I opened the notepad were I kept this. I decided to finally post it before it spends 1 year on my computer and turns into a 10k word green.
Inspired by a conversation on the server a few months ago about how the mares would play the game
There wasn't much tf2 gameplay as there was in my original draft, this mostly turned into a tale of a tf2 addicted Dashie, so I might actually write a second green with the mares actually playing the game.
I don't think I fully captured the essence of Twi, I wanted this to feel like the asshole-ish Twi from Season 1. Let me know what you think
I'll add this to my ponepaste later when I get home, and edit out all the obvious grammatical mistakes I somehow missed while cringing internally

>>42277751
kek nice green anon

>>42277753
The average speed at which a human reads is 40 words per minute, for you to have read the whole thing (1,957 words) in six minutes, it'd mean that you'd have to read on average 326 WPM. That's 8 times higher than a regular human. 5 and a half words a second. Impresive anon

>>42277768
>The average speed at which a human reads is 40 words per minute
hi dashie

>>42277768
>The average speed at which a human reads is 40 words per minute
???

>>42277879
>>42277883
I confused words per minute (written) and words per minute (read). Average reading wpm is 260, and that's still very high

>>42277932
Forgot the image, this is me rn

um acktually, this is (You) right now

>>42277751
that was cute. though one wonders how Dashie would reconcile her feelings towards humans while playing as human characters.
and damn these humans for ruining our reputation in equestria

>>42278105
God, I want him so bad

>>42278114
>sleeping alone
>it's over
bros, it's so over me

>>42278114
>sleeping alone
>it's over
bros, it's so over for me

>>42277932
>>42277883
>>42277879
That's the correct reading speed for this thread's average. I alone hold the 300+ wpm number,

>>42278440
Explain your process

10/32 on marewater

can we have open mic night today

16/32 on marewater

>>42278725
dashie

17/32 on cp_tidewater

>>42232671
he is LOUD and UGLEH

>>42277751
Made the paste
https://ponepaste.org/11151

Tail docks are so unbelievably lewd
Hooves are so unbelievably lewd
This board has broken me beyond repair, I'll never be able to talk fetishes with normies and it's all your faults

>>42278923
Hey Lambda, reminder that holding hooves with stallions is the best

>>42278939
You can hold hooves with stallions, I'll stick to holding soft mare hooves thanks

>>42279175
why

>>42279634
Because the brakes seem to be stuck on the hype train and they are in dire need of repair.

Understand?

>>42278565
I meant to type 33*40+300 / 41, but the point remains.
There's 40 fags with 33WPM, I alone hold the 300WMP, so the average is 40.

tf2 kinda sucks

>>42280157
and you definitely suck too

>>42280300
deez nuts

Every Lunafag btw
https://youtu.be/FL0Ng7h0it4

10/32 on pl_marewater

17/32 on pl_woodland

23/32

23/32 on koth_king

27/32

>>42276841
I don't even need to look up the artist tag to know

25/32 on pl_mareward

>>42281015
Yep.

23/32 on pl_fountain

this must be where you guys have been getting your opinions from

>>42281183
squidward speaking fax tho

>>42281183
>he's not a cute precious boy

>>42281183
brimmy post

When are we gonna talk about boy tummy on the server?

>>42281183
total trvke

Is pl_marecoast originally our map or did we get it from somepony else?

>>42281581
all the mare maps are ours

>>42281711
I found this from one of Great Blue’s videos, where he apparently played on pl_marecoast under the pseudonym Dragonite. Have we ever had anyone of either name play here?

>>42281726
I think I remember that match with looney and the annoying wrangler engie on the second point. It wasn't too long ago, maybe less than 8 months. What video was it?

>>42281739
This was about 3 years ago. https://youtu.be/rSwYeSz91DU?si=c9brB5YIErCIG7CI

>>42281740
Oh I was way off lmao. Yeah this was already known. He played here for a handful of matches because this server was the only one with the reverse plugin with more than 10 players

>>42281726
bronies I miss looney bin escapee....

>>42282566
me on the right

>>42281183
>>42281247
go back shartyfags

15/32 on marewater

>>42281183
is /mlptf2/ aryan?

19/32 on ctf_applejack

27/32 on pl_swiftmare

Hey anonymous, did you forget my day, isn't? I invited you this next thursday to celebrate with me, so don't be a silly and don't miss it!

30/32 on cp_mareshine

did the server crash again?

>>42283413
I blame all you fags talking about marecock. The server dislikes faggotry, that's why it crashed.

I will bring the server back

35/64 on cp_mareshine_b3

35/32 on koth_king

32/32 on pl_marecoast

32/32 on koth_americana

>>42281253
okay consul

Spontaneous open mic nights are just better than planned open mic nights

>>42283590
nah, planned ones are better because I can voice_enable 0 in advance

>>42283595
you are a coward

>>42278923
Pierced tail dock... My beloved...

32/32 on marewater

>[SM] Vote successful. (Received 71% of 24 votes)
>[SM] The answer to Should we make open mic a weekly event is: Yes.

>[SM] Vote successful. (Received 55% of 20 votes)
>[SM] The answer to Which day? is: Saturday.
open mic is now weekly

>>42283551
hey its not me this time :(

>>42283678
triskie tixie tuskie tumussk

>>42283632
You know, the employees at the Wawa are gonna start looking at me funny when I start buying a six-pack every week from now on.

>>42283632
Donk

>>42283690
The employees at Wawa don't care until you spray pant Wawamare on the side of the building

The boys on this server are so cute, I want all of them to kiss me!!!!

>>42284180
I love it when cute boys give me a kiss like this

why does this place keep getting fucking gayer

>>42284910
there's something in the (mare)water

>>42284910
>why does this place keep getting better

>>42284910
Demographic change for the worst
It is what it is.

>>42285001
GhostBuster frothing at the mouth after sensing the tiniest opportunity to shit on the faggots
One would think he's a bully dom the way he never misses a chance to be a big ol meany!

>>42284528
m-me too, nonny..

>>42285047
>GhostBuster frothing at the mouth
Not... really?
I'm already at my Acceptance (Resignation) stage of grief

I was exceptionally gay yesterday, but only because I was enjoying the vibe of the night

>>42284910
safest way to shitpost

I think there should be a tad less gay so Ghost doesn't have to do a cool double backflip of acceptance into resignation

>>42285389
I think there should be more sex(gay) on the server

>>42284910
Mare Fair meetup and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race