Imagine being born not only as a filthy mud pony but also with a wagie cutie mark forcing you as a janitor for the rest of your life (hopefully not doing it for free as well).

>>42326964 (OP)
Isn't this from that one episode that's a reference to Made In Heaven from JJBA?

>>42326964 (OP)
He's happy with his position in life, and probably has cute mare wife waiting at home. Unlike you.

>>42326964 (OP)
And yet the cutie mark compels you to enjoy it. To pretend it is your call in the world, it's meaning unyielding. Perhaps Harmony isn't so benevolent. Too bad the only villian to approach the problem was Starlight Retard.

>>42326964 (OP)
He gets paid very well, and is a well respected member of his work force and community. Ponies don't look down on other ponies for "lesser" jobs. That kind of thinking just doesn't exist for them because of their Cutie Marks dictating their life. To make fun of a janny pony would be akin to making fun of all ponies fundamentally.

>>42326999
>You can't enjoy something that I wouldn't enjoy, you must be faking your enjoyment

>>42326964 (OP)
>has a purpose
>looks good
>seems happy
yeah nah hes winning

>>42327007
Who said the enjoyment is fake. The fact that it isn't makes the ordeal all the more terrifying. Like being a toy in Ctulhu's dollhouse. Either way, chances are the creature will not think about its predicament, blissfully oblivious to its tenuous grasp on freedom.

>>42326964 (OP)
>Earth pony janitor
>Cloudsdale
Que?

>>42327020
>muh freedom
Yeah, you're real free, Anon. Free to never truly know if you're acting out your purpose in life. Free to always wonder if there's a higher high out there. Super free.

>>42327020
>I'm liberal so every creature in every world in every fiction must cater to my personal belief

>>42327031
Next you'll tell me Cypher was the real hero in The Matrix?
Yes, Anon I am free to wonder and engage meaning as I please, for I am its origin. Free will condemns you to choose, no matter what.
The stallion is a drug addict living out the fantasies of a being whose purpose will forever be ineffable.

A job is a job, ok, if this particular wageslavery is helping this mf is putting bits in his pocket and hay on his table, he's fine and you're trippin.

>>42327057
Sure but your cutie mark isn't just supposed to be your job, it's the thing that defines you. Pinkie Pie doesn't have a cutie mark for working at Sugarcube Corner, she has a cutie mark for parties because that's what defines her. This guy lives for his job and his job is being a janitor.

>>42327053
lol what? His purpose is to janny. What about that is ineffable?

>>42327038
>I can't relfect on the implications of a creature's place in the world so I pretend everything about it is correct.

>>42326999
>>42327020
>>42327053
These read like NEETpony copes for being a blankflank

>>42327063
The purpose of the Entity which compelled the creature to gain its mark and enjoy its "purpose" in "life". That is ineffable.

>>42327070
That sounds like an interesting story. Though it would probably fall very flat if your bias shows too much.

>>42327065
>I-I could be princess if I wanted to! I am free!

>>42327075
So does this, lol. Are you a blankflank trying to convince everypony that being markless is superior?

>>42327005
I like this concept.

>>42327023
Earth pony magic.

>>42327086
Our choices are limited by our conditions but no one is injecting small amounts of heroine into me every time I sweep the floor.

>>42327108
Fuck yes, please keep posting. This is like the Equestrian equivalent of a euphoric atheist. I'm stealing every one of your posts for inspiration.

>>42327108
What kind of analogy even is this, I hate sharing a board with you dyslexic idiots who talk in fortune cookie quotes.

>>42327113
It's like Feeling Pinkie Keen but with cutie marks. That would had been kino episode.

>>42327108
If I got a high as if I were taking heroin every time I swept the floor you bet your ass i'd be sweeping that motherfucker all day, and I wouldn't be whining like a little bitch about "not being free".

Do you cry after fapping too, knowing you didn't really choose to make yourself feel good but were just being a slave to your body's impulses?

>>42327005
This makes me want to live in equestria so bad, I'm so tired of being looked down on for being a mechanic, why is there no prestige in keeping the wheels of society turning

>>42327288
Because mechanics are some shyster ass mfs most likely
>Yeah um your blinker fluid is low that's gonna be um..all your monies

>>42327288
There is prestige. I think you are hanging around the wrong people. Skilled mechanics make bank.
What do you work on?

>>42327298
yeah, if you go to some random fucking stranger, of course they're going to try and rip you off. do you not have any mechanic friends or relatives?

>>42327305
I'm finally getting out of my apprenticeship at a German dealer, it's a tough job, I have to do so many other tasks I hate like paperwork, warranty documentation, pain in the ass customers, bigger pain the the ass management. It seems like actually fixing the damn cars is a rare treat. I need a career change

>>42327298
>Erm, actually it's your fault that the average retard doesn't know jackshit about the heavy machinery they operate on a daily basis

>>42327023
wagies get the special ability to walk on clouds to do their wagie job.

>>42326964 (OP)
Imagine being born to carry plows all day in order to sell apples for the rest of your life

>>42327612
And have that subtle connection to very earth that gives you everything, and which you walk every day. Other tribes can't even fathom how it feels to plant your hooves on Equestrian soil, they have no idea.

>>42327612
Our ancestors lived like this for centuries with family roots tied to the land giving us pride and meaning combining to form a community and rich culture never before seen. Now we suddenly develop this arrogance that we are above this menial existence and as a result, our culture melts away to nothing, our community bonds fade to nothing, and people are more depressed than ever. Give me the fucking plow, I'll plow those fields day after day for the community I love to the day I die

>>42327642
>>42327676
eeYup

>>42326964 (OP)
>pegasi bring in mudponies to do their dirty work
KEK

>>42327062
What's wrong with enjoying cleaning things?

>>42327921
>dude there is nothing wrong with cleaning it up someone has to do it (for free)
Anon...

>And I bet he's PROUD to do it! (for free)
>A job's a job!
>He trotted right up to the boss, looked em' in the eye, gave em' a firm hoofshake and said "I'm your guy."

>>42327722
Why is Big Mac so drained?

>>42326964 (OP)
having to pay for transportation and the cloud walking spell makes it basically free

Being a wagecuck on Equestria must be a lot better than being one here desu

I guess Ctulhu's alright as long as he offers a good deal.
Sysyphus is alright.
Obey and be rewarded, leave meaningfulness to your superiors.
How's that for autistic atheist fortune cookies?

>>42326999
>Perhaps Harmony isn't so benevolent.
If it wasn't obvious from the early seasons that FiM's harmony sucks, the later seasons confirmed it by having the Tree of Harmony act as some unholy eldritch abomination.

>>42329339
>Working le blue collar job is literally HELL!
Post your girlish, baby-soft hands, faggot

>>42327612
If it made me tall, muscular like Big Mac then absolutely ill do it and suffer so I can look good.

>>42327023
Filthy mudpony labor is cheaper than that of honorable Pegasus

>>42330154
>mud ponies are such a meme that the other chad tribes use them for cheap as shit
grim

>>42329367
Get the holy water and the syringes, we're going to inject it into the roots.

>>42330015
You would still have a face only a mother could love.

>>42330865
Why are you talking to yourself like that, faggot?

>>42326964 (OP)
Does this pony also moderate this site?

>>42331399
Butthurt

>>42331964
We know that's what you currently are, Anon.

>>42332011
Malding

>>42332016
Yes we all know that's what you are.

>>42331964
>>42332016
somepony is mad LOL

>>42326964 (OP)
He seems pretty content with what he's doing, perhaps you should try finding a more positive outlook on life rather than complaining about how ponies live their lives.

Normal ponies respect him for his talent.

>>42332877
It's okay, OP is barred from entering Equestria with that attitude anyway.

>>42332877
I love janny ponies so much. There isn't a single spec of trash anywhere in equestria

>>42333379
yeah it's so good they clean it up unlike certain jannies in real life

>>42333379
same, i use them to mock jannies

>>42326964 (OP)
Just like a dalit indian.

>>42327612
yeah i'd plow your mom for the rest of my life, wanker

>cutie marks dictate life
Nah, life dictates cutie marks.

>>42334669
>most ponies get their cutie marks when they are still foals, before they've really had a chance to experience life
I don't think so buddy

>>42326964 (OP)
Look how happy he is :)

>>42326964 (OP)
>>42334688
why are these ponies so happy?

>>42335129
They get regular sex.

>>42335425
Regular sex?! Lucky ponies...

>>42327005
Not true. Remember how freaked out that one filly's parents were by her skeletal cutie mark before the CMCs revealed that it was just paleontology and not something grim? They'd not be too happy if their daughter was a mortician.

>>42335878
The joke was that they thought she was gonna be a serial killer, Anon.

>>42326964 (OP)
Somebody draw him in a maid outfit.

>>42334669
>he doesn't know

>>42336454
know WHAT?!

Nu /mlp/ wants Equestria to be some perfect utopia where everyone has a happy purpose, but also an ethnostate that also approves of their bad habits and degeneracy. Maybe Equestria really is just like Earth and just like Earth you’ll have to face some harsh realities on a societal and personal level. Ponies might look at you with disgust, you wont have a purpose or maybe you will.

>>42336620
>Late season revisionism
Back to Xitter with you

Jobshaming is shitskin behavior.

>>42336620
cope

>>42336820
>t. minimum wagie

>>42336820
This, no wonder they can't maintain a functioning society

>>42336820
It's on par with indian obsession with castes

>>42326964 (OP)
Holy fucking shit why is 4chan and especially /mlp/ so obsessed with wagies? are you one yourself? are you starving? do you need money?

>>42337289
I'm yet to know someone who doesn't actually hate their job.

>>42329339
>Sysyphus is alright.
One must image so.

>>42337347
I don't hate my job. I'd rather not have to work at all, but I don't hate it.

>>42337445
They say "Choose a Job You Love, and You Will Never Have To Work a Day in Your Life"

>>42336620
>Um, mares would hate you ackchually
Tired of your demoralization shtick.

>>42337445
>i dont hate my job but I dont want to work in it
so much cope in one post

>>42337886
I don't want to work any job, Anon, I'd rather be NEETing it up 24/7. But I have bills to pay, so I work. Not wanting to do something isn't the same as hating it.

>>42337445
I love my trades job, when I'm actually doing my job. Half of it is: fill out this paperwork, the property manager changed his mind on this job you're already most of the way into, we need you to work round the clock because the contractor promised this job to be done before the end of the week without consulting anyone. Pisses me off. I just want to do my job

>>42327288
>being looked down for being a mechanic
Civilian automotives mechanics often are miserable, yes.
It’s the worst you can go, I don’t know why people willingly go for it as a career choice, most people end up at the shop because nobody has the tools or space/time/skills to repair their own car unless they want to be changing the serpentine belt on the side of the curb and having their car towed because it takes more then a day of fucking around and they can’t order a belt tensioner.
>Nobody wants to wait for repairs, it must be done because it’s their only car. Plus retarded shops holding the customers car as ransom until they pay more or etc
>Even if your honest about the price nobody wants to pay it, that and overcharging and nobody having money saved for repairs
>Shop owners running on tight budgets and thin margins, often miserable themselves trying to squeeze money out of people

Marine/Diesel mechanics for heavy machinery get OK pay from what I know, but those jobs are exhausting and have you covered in whatever cancerous films, residues and oils all day. Millwrights are a better specialization in my opinion.

>>42332877
nah, fuck you

>>42338396
>:(

The really sad ponies are the ones who are janitors but don't have a janitor cutie mark

>>42339245
or worse, a blank flank

>>42326987
spbp

>>42336620
this anon is so retarded

>>42326964 (OP)
Wasn't there an episode about this very premise?

>>42339632
There isnt a single adult pony with a blank flank.

>>42339905
What if there was? A pony, who does nothing all day, plays video games because he has nothing to do. No video game cutie mark because he doesn't enjoy it or think it's his "future". He has hopes that one day he'll become something great, but for now, he'll wait for something to happen

>>42339632
How do ponies with blank flanks even cope with said fact in their adult phase?

>>42326987
based

>>42339905
Well, not officially, but there are scenes where you can see adult ponies with no cutie marks (boring people would say its an animation shortcut). It can be argued that they do exist but are so utterly useless and irrelevant that they never get screen time

>>42326964 (OP)
He’s doing contractor work on the equestrian equivalent of a military installation. Not only is it honest work, he’s probably being paid handsomely. Can’t complain about that.

>>42326964 (OP)

>average normie

>>42335886
It’s kind of funny that this is even believed to be a possibility. Does this mean that the force which governs cutie marks isn’t harmonic in nature, but merely influenced by the harmonic nature of pony society?

>>42340251
There are none. Equestria is a utopia where every pony has a purpose and I'm tired of contrarians claiming it's not.

>>42340733
How do you know everypony gets a cutie mark no matter what? There HAS to be at least one blank flank.

>>42341068
There are NO neets in Equestria which means you'll have to get a job sonny.

>>42341340
Fug...

>>42326964 (OP)
Nothing wrong with that, OP.

>>42339897
No.

>>42326964 (OP)
>Seriously? Your cutie mark is a broom?! Is it this a joke?
>Nope, easy work, easy life and a good pay.
>But-But you're a fucking janny! Such a low life!
>Whatever you say, Rainbow Crash.

>>42341340
>this kills the tf fag

>>42343245
More like it kills (You)

>>42343033
He must have the patience of a saint, smiling when talking with worst pony like that.

>>42343359
Dashie is just full of herself all the time but in reality she hides a pure and tender soul.

>>42343033
>Giga Chad face

>>42343424
Is this the typical Dashfag delusions I hear so much about? She's secretly insecure, yes, but that doesn't mean she's secretly "tender".

>>42343491

>>42343516
>Dashie when her Wonderbolts application gets declined

>>42343921
She got her wing stuck under a rock in a pit all alone and started crying. This whole episode shows how tender she actually is.

>>42344009
She literally just feels sorry for herself.

>>42344030
This

>>42344030
That doesn't mean anything. If she's so brave she shouldn't have cried. Also she ultimately decided to chose the slowest and clunkiest animal over the faster and cooler one because saved her, showing great tenderness over proudness.

>>42344216
That's not being tender. That's being grateful

>>42344216
>If she's so brave she shouldn't have cried.
Tenderness is not the opposite of bravery.

>>42344219
She could have been grateful without chosing the turtle as a pet.

>>42344225
You're right, it's the opposite of being tuff which she also is and it's basically the same thing.

>>42344297
I think the only time dash is ever shown to be tender are a few heart to hear moments with scootaloo

>>42326964 (OP)
Can you change your cutie mark if you want a different profession?

>>42344554
Not needed because cutie marks are not tied to a profession, despite what non-canon late season episodes might suggest.

>>42344554
It might be where your talent lies or be your true calling but there's nothing preventing you doing something else.

>>42336820
Some jobs are more important than others. In general, job shaming is stupid. But I will always feel bad if someone gets paid to wipe someone eles's ass.

>>42344823
>despite what non-canon late season episodes might suggest.
Which are we talking about? There were some pretty late CMC episodes specifically talking about how a cutie mark isn't the end-all-be-all of your life.

>>42339245
kek this

>>42343491
>Is this the typical Dashfag delusions I hear so much about? She's secretly insecure
That was my original impression of her, but after seeing the episode with her parents, it seems like she does actually think she's the best at everything because her parents instilled that belief in her

>>42339632
What if your cutie mark is invisibility? It would show up as a blank flank but you can go invisible with unicorn magic easily.

>>42345782
You'd be invisible for a eternity with such a cutie mark

>>42343033
>he gets to hang out with soarin and spitfire all day
he's so happy to be a janitor!

>>42345618
Yeah perhaps, I guess the breakdown in Sonic Rainboom is more of a reality-check than any deep-rooted insecurity. Too bad the show made no effort whatsoever to humble her, even in the later seasons. Worst pony is worst.

>>42346597
I can't hate her because she's best friends with my wife, however she really needs HMD correction

>>42331690
nah he moderates 4hooves

>>42346955
>4chan but ponies
I wouldn't want such cancer on Equestria.

>>42345618
>>42346597
>>42345618
>Literally says in Boast Busters that she thinks she's better than everyone else
>Affirms it again in Mare-Do-Well
>Has an entire scene where she once again establishes that she sees absolutely nothing wrong with herself, and that it must be everyone else's fault she's alone right now
>Insinuates she's better to listen to than Applejack because she got her cutie mark earlier, in front of a filly who's self conscious about not having a cutie mark yet
I'm sorry you guys fell for the Dashfag gaslighting, but Dash was never insecure about herself. I'm half convinced that the only reason people try so hard to convince themselves she's secretly insecure, is because without that justification for her attitude, she's just a smug bitch.

>>42347585
She's absolutely without a doubt worst pony. The Top Cunt meme exists for a reason.

>42336620
>t. /ptfg/tranny (or FiMfic pseud)

>>42347512
Don't worry that site is actually good, and isn't filled with shitty mods and the jannies are paid well

>>42348101
Then how is it in any way like 4chan?

>>42348101
But it still has shitposters, bots and baiters... right?

>>42343033
Why is Rainbow Dash so angry for?

>>42349176
She sees someone she considers beneath her (read: anyone) so she needs to go out of her way to tell him off.

>>42339905
What about Sombra? Have we seen his flank before?

>>42349237
I'm sure you've definitely tried to, gay boy

>>42349237
Why do you want to see his flank so much?

>>42349237
You sucked his dick and didn't even sneak a glance at his cutie mark? Musta been really enjoying it

>>42326964 (OP)
Jesus said many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first. So even as a janitor there is a lot you can do to save up for treasure in heaven. There was a widow who put two tiny copper coins into the donation box at the temple, but Jesus saw and said that she had given more than all the rich people gave, because out of her poverty she gave all she had.

He said sell your possessions and give to the poor. Store up treasure in heaven where it doesn't decay or get stolen, for where your treasure is, there your heart will be also

>>42348599
Nope, they get banned on sight
>>42348109
it's a imageboard

>>42349832
>Nope, they get banned on sight
Damn, they even got a better version of 4chan in Equestria...

>>42349821
HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL?!

>>42350798
Yes, the horse can clean (You)r house if you invite it in!

>>42349821
>They trained the horse to do it for free
TOO FAR, TREATING A LIVING BREATHING CREATURE LIKE AN AVERAGE 4CHAN JANITOR IS ANIMAL CRUELTY

>>42351759
>TREATING A LIVING BREATHING CREATURE LIKE AN AVERAGE 4CHAN JANITOR
are you implying that jannies are undead and/or that they can't breathe?

>>42327676
I am a man who has worked on a farm and is currently dating a farm girl.

You don't know what farm work is, you are as superficial and pathetic as any other "ugh, evropa barbarian nature the best awoooo" poster.

You would use the plow for only 1 day, same for your parents. Humanity is beyond nature at this point you fucking retard, even your grandpa would feel only tenuous connection to the land. And so are all non earth ponies. Or tell me, do you see non earth ponies be assigned cutie marks like "you dig holes for the rest of your life"?

...


Actually that is a question for everyone defending cutie marks. You don't see the "superior" pony species get jobs like being a miner or working as practically a farm slave, that is reserved for earth ponies. How is that fucking benevolent and fair you autistic fucks?

>>42329518
Nta but you retards don't have a fucking clue what actual agriculture is like. Most of you are also clueless about how tiresome it is to get a bull or even a misbehaving cow to move, cleaning up pig dens, cleaning the chicken pens, etc. You don't have a fucking clue what it is like to work under the sun the entire day.

Why do you think all nations hire poor latinos to work farms and not you. It is not because they have baby hands, they have bigger hands on average fron working with shovels and pickaxes and hoes all fucking day.

Now imagine living under a system where you are born to be a slave to that job because harmony fuckery rewires your brain to enjoy back breaking labour. Or worse, maybe not even enjoy it much but be really good at it, so good at it and so mediocre at everything else that it becomes your only possible career path. How is that fair to you? If you were born with an assfaggot cutiemark meaning you enjoy taking it up the ass would you just accept being an anal whore? Think nigger, think.

>>42352174
>and is currently dating a farm girl.
Ngmi

>>42352174
>>42352195
TLDR: anon is a cock sucking faggot seething over people liking earth pony farming because muh time muh 5:40 muh kidz

>>42337347
Me, I became a teacher after having worked a hundred different soul crushing jobs. Office jobs were the most soul crushing.

Unlike other teachers who hate being teachers and end up hating kids, I still love all the kids. I like their laughs, I like the lazy students and the smart students both. Being surrounded by happy souls will keep my soul happy until I am old, like a lich that isn't evil.

>>42326964 (OP)
How the fuck did he get up there?

>>42352174
>fucking a hairless ape irl
Get back to simping for your woman, her clitty is bleeding right now and you need to buy expensive shit for her to calm down
We will continue gushing over mares while you're gone

>>42352223
She is a decent woman, she enjoys when I talk to her about the show and has seen it with me. Mares are better, but you only go to Equestria after death.

>>42352174
>Comparing modern industrialized agriculture to Equestrian agriculture
>>42352195
They hire spics because spics will work for a handful of coins and a beer. Not because they're better suited for the work.
>harmony fuckery rewires your brain to enjoy back breaking labour.
Literally zero evidence of this even being a thing. Every time we see a pony get a cutiemark they're not supposed to have, they fucking hate it. Should'nt le ebil harmony make them adore their situation?

>>42352208
That's really sweet, I'm actually surprised by the fact that a sweet soul like you browses 4chan.

>>42338079
I've considered doing marine mechanics but the parts are extremely heavy and I'm not builtike a tank that and any housing near marine jobs are at a premium because of the beaches

>>42326964 (OP)
Why is having such a job bad?

>>42352804
It's not, as long as they pay you well

>>42352804
It is not that the job itself is bad, it is that destiny can fuck you over and give you a true calling that is insanely bad by any sane metric. Maybe a jannie is a bad example. How about this: what if your cutie mark was something related to cleaning shit? You are just so good at cleaning toilets, this is your true calling, cleaning shit. Don't you think that is crazy as fuck? You didn't ask for this, you didn't choose this, but it is treated no different than having your cutie mark be "you control magic/you are rich/you are a great artist," etc.

>>42353052
>t. Commie Glimmer

>>42352231
>he's okay with settling for just "decent"
Truly amazing how afraid people are to be alone they need a harpy around not to kill themselves.

>>42339245
A fate worse than death for those ponies.

>>42354142
Nope, it's a easy job for them so they don't mind.

Living in Equestria is good, actually.

>>42326964 (OP)
Still better than being a h*man

You guys are so afraid of being ordinary, that when it comes down to it, you'll never go all in on anything and be great at that one thing. If you would clean your rooms you would know that it's therapeutic to clean and be orderly, and cleaning your community everyday is an essential service to everyone who lives there. Just like Americans complain about their own country, and praise Japan for it's cleanliness, if you would just PICK up after yourselves you could have that too. But for some reason people are afraid of being ordinary and doing "boring" jobs? Absolute rubbish.

>>42354869
You're absolutely wrong. People would LOVE to be ordinary, ecstatic even, just not here. Not when being "ordinary" in the human world means a life that's barely worth living, without magic, happiness, or hope. A janitor in Equestria probably has more happiness than even the upper class on Earth. You wouldn't have the bloodthirsty world you have on here in Equestria either.

>>42354869
Nobody here is afraid of being ordinary, retard.

>>42355420
Some people are if you look on the board...

>>42354869
It's all the darkies we have. Anything for the betterment of their environment or even themselves is seen as 'white'.

>>42354771
proofs? where is your evidence? It is more provable to be horrible than """good"""

>>42356604
DYEWTS nigger?

>>42356693
DYSD, Faggot?

>>42354869
>Just like Americans complain about their own country, and praise Japan for it's cleanliness, if you would just PICK up after yourselves you could have that too
I can tell you who the Japanese Don't have to pick up after, nor the ponies in equestria

>>42356976
N

>>42357056
...eo Cortex

>>42357056
-ice

>>42357056
-ight Elves.

>>42356976
>>42357056
>>42357209
>>42357749
>>42357981
/N/iggers?

Niggers?

>>42357988
Naggers?

>>42358469
Noggers

>>42352208
So you're deathly afraid of destiny/genetics/whatever making you like simple things you do not like, but you're not afraid it making you like the things you... like? Because it feels natural and good?
Normies feel bad for us when pony is everything we autists need to be happy. Are we cursed to live under such cruel system? Is it unfair too, that we do not crave the same things that makes them happy?

>>42358580
Anon? Normies fucking hate kids

>>42358524
Nuggers

>>42358580
Normies generally actively strive for unhappiness, as long as it is considered "proper" behavior by society. Wageslaving, simping for 3DPDs... you name it, they'll do it and genuinely believe they're happy if they're told it is what should make them feel happy.

>>42357056
-eat

>>42358580
>>42359508
Oh, I do not wish to turn this into a blog out of respect for other anons. But it is not like that all, I sincerely enjoy the presence of kids.

Society has also not stopped me from openly liking pony, in a couple anecdotes directly related to pony and my job: I always carry a Pinkie Pie keyring (looks like a little toy) which I proudly position on my belt to show it while walking (or I hold it in one hand randomly while explaining the class subject to students). And in 2 different occasions I had 2 different girls present their homework in notebooks with MLP covers. In both cases I commented that their notebook was very cute, one girl didn't care too much about it but the other one followed up by saying she likes MLP, I asked her what her favourite pony was and she said Twilight, so I ended the comment by stating "that explains why you are such a bright student, I hope you manage to graduate as one of the best students in the school". It was nice.

I know being a teacher is normie as shit, but I enjoy it unlike my peers. Also some of us can't neet at all, we have no family to aid us, which is also why I had to start working from an early age, it is either wageslaving or dying of hunger. But trust me, I do enjoy teaching without needing to lie to myself, I have worked some brutal jobs with 10-12 hour shifts daily with only 1 free day a month.

I hope you are doing well anons, I know your comments weren't born out of malice. Our lives might be vastly different but we all deserve our happiness.

>>42360317
>I know your comments weren't born out of malice.
Actually, they were, if you're responsible for the other posts with the Celestia flag in this thread. You sound insufferable.

>>42357056
-ooberhoober

>>42360317
>we all deserve our happiness
Even if the fate sets things such way that you get that happiness from digging latrine ditches?

>>42360317
what's the TLDR? Not reading all of dat

>>42340506
The force that governs cutie marks is a pony's own interest, and nothing more. The "talent" comes from pursuit of their interests, not because fate compels them to do so. This can also manifest as broader personality traits, like Cheerilee's flowers; it doesn't have to be your literal career.

The CMCs, actual children, spent five seasons learning this, and yet /mlp/ struggles with it.

>>42362357
The talent can come to you completely randomly, you are lying in bad faith. A literal baby can develop a cutie mark related to death before it even learns to say goo goo gaa gaa. It does not have the ponies' best interest at heart, it is completely random and once it chooses something for you it mindbreaks your brain into liking that thing.

>>42362380
>>42352195
Equestria isn't the real world and doesn't suffer under the weight of real tasks. These are not humans. They're nature spirits attuned with their roles and their world. They make the seasons happen; they make the weather happen; they make the sun and moon move. They are not you, your experiences have no relevance to the topic, and your belief in misery has no place here.

>>42362466
How is being a janitor in tune with nature and a happy life purpose when other ponies get "you control the weather, and you are rich, and you throw great parties"?

>>42362380
>it mindbreaks your brain
This tells much more about your worldview than the silly pony show.

>>42362492
everypony got a purpose unlike (You)

>>42362838
My purpose in life is to keep making the world a worse place.

>>42326987
This, I would change with him in a heartbeat.
well no, I wouldnt want to do that to him, but you get my point

>>42336620
This anon is so based.

You seem to think cutie marks are some kind of magical slavery witch is just stupid, Lauren Faust would never have put that in the show. It is clear that they are simply an outward expression of what you already like also there is honer in simple manual labour even cleaning. Wherever he goes he makes the world a better place and prevents disease spread.

>>42363428
>Wherever he goes he makes the world a better place
The same can't be said for blank flank neets

>>42363501
Just because you don't have a mark it doesn't mean you sit around the house all day doing nothing of worth.

>>42363625
But I do.

>>42362838
You are such a retard lmao, you got the purpose of being a buffoon who easily believes whatever propaganda they feed you. What will you do when you get a cutie mark showing your talent is sucking dicks like a faggot, suddenly harmony don't seem that worthwhile as a reflection of purpose

>>42363912
Why does your mind immediately go to sucking dicks?

>>42364038
Because that's what your purpose is

>>42364057
I know this is bait, but I genuinely feel pity for you. Hopefully things will get better for you.

>>42364057
>flag
That's what you do, though.

>>42364246
>>42364686
>nooo you proved harmony and cutie marks are not benevolent wah wah
Lmao, I know it hurts when people outsmart you, now go accomplish your purpose of sucking a cock before you suicide

>>42364928
Nah, that's what you'll do instead.

>>42364928
>again talking about sucking cocks

>>42364928
Fag

>>42364928
Why are flutterfags like this?

>>42364928
>Flaggot saying this
How ironic.

>>42326964 (OP)
Why do people call earth ponies mud

>>42367411
Because people who are creatively bankrupt need to have special powers to enjoy a utopian fantasy world. Meanwhile earthpony chads are easy going and happy with a simple existence. This infuriates them and they have to try and make slurs to make themselves feel better

>>42367411
Because they are jealous of earth ponies, nothing more and nothing less.

>>42367411
A lot of unicorn and pegasi fags have a superiority complex.

>>42327298
This. Imagine if every single time you went to your doctor for a yearly government mandated checkup, they tried to sell you expensive snake oil and convince you that you needed thousands of dollars of cosmetic and elective surgeries done mixed in with the real shit you needed. The average layperson would have no idea if they were getting ripped off or not without some esoteric specialist knowledge. That’s how it feels when the mechanic at my dealership tells me my cabin air filter and transmission need replacement and he rotated the tires (I watched him sit on his ass vaping for half an hour)

>>42367411
It's projection, simple as.

>>42326964 (OP)
I'd be his friend

>>42369566
Can I be YOUR friend?

>>42370111
Are you a pony? Are you a janny? Are you a PONY JANNY?

>>42370124
no ;(

>>42370111
Sure...

>>42326964 (OP)
Serf pony LOL

>>42371346
Says (You)

>>42326964 (OP)
This gay Russian fuck was RAPED!

>>42372878
huh what now

>>42372878
literally fucking who

>>42326964 (OP)
What's is he even sweeping? I don't see any dirt or trash to remove.

>>42375101
You've never seen bums/homeless just randomly sweeping?
Here in Indiafornia (where there's the most bums) you see these fucks unironically doing that shit.
Shit you not, I saw a guy mopping a gutter.

>>42375101
You don't see it but he does, that's why he's a janny pony

>>42375101
They just pay the janitor pony to look like he's doing something even if it's not needed so he doesn't go homeless and is not able to buy food for his wife and foals

>>42376004
that's kinda pathetic of them to do that

>>42376546
I mean they have to make sure all ponies in Equestria get paid well otherwise there be evil ponies popping up everywhere.

>>42363428
>Lauren Faust would never have put that in the show.
Source? And it better not be because you made it up in your mind and what-not.

>>42326964 (OP)
He loves his job, unlike a certain someone on this site.

>>42378418
I can tell, that person takes for-fucking-ever to do his job while janitor pony would sweep faster than you can sit down!

>>42326964 (OP)
Imagine being born

Imagine...

>>42377190
But what if I want evil ponies popping up and trying to destroy Equestria?

>>42379165
That's what must repeats in Derpy's mind everytime she looks at a mirror

>>42380775
Deep

>>42380826
You know what else is deep? The cliff that Derpy will dive to her death when it gets to her.

earth ponies are always so happy

>>42381334
what if they're not happy? do they do warcrimes?

>>42381602
They say anticreature slurs and get happy again!

>>42381334
They're able to exist in a more pure way than the other tribes. Pegasi and unicorns being specialized for flight and magic respectively makes them kinda autistic in a way. Meanwhile Earth Ponies are hardy, content, in their lane, frolicking. To be an Earth Pony is to be closest to the platonic ideal of cute pony.

>>42326964 (OP)
I've worked as a janitor before and let me tell you it was easily the comfiest job I've worked, the problem isn't the work, it's the pay. if that job paid me enough to live comfortably i would have never quit

>>42381633
Work facilities man, it's fucking awesome. All you need is basic handyman skills and you're set. Im the office hero because we have these shitty coffee machines and I learned them inside and out so once a week when they inevitably shit the bed again I'd have it up and running again in under an hour. Nobody pays any attention to me so after my morning routine, a lot of my time is spent dicking around waiting for a new service ticket to pop up. I even get a golf cart and a company truck to fuck around with. When a job is done I usually get a thanks anon! Before they immediately go back to forgetting I exist. All this for $40 an hour and benefits. I used to live super comfortably on my own but with the cost of living skyrocketing it's starting to become a bit of a struggle. I'll stick it out though, I fucking love this job

>>42352174
Rarity literally has a cutie mark for finding gemstones, not for fashion, which makes you double wrong. She likes fashion, so she leveraged her natural talent into making her better at fashion, and we've seen her do a bit of mining and she seems to be fine and dandy with that, too, so long as diamond dogs aren't compelling her to work for free. Of course, getting Spike to handle it is obviously better for her and her fabulous mane, which indicates that she's clearly not compelled to enjoy every part of the process. And gosh, look at that, all this despite not being a mud pony, which I'll remind you have been shown to have significant presence in the pony fashion industry.

tl;dr you are a gay farm bitch seething over not being born in a city so you're jealousy sniping at anything that even remotely seems to represent a positive view of the lifestyle you resent. Sorry that your parents dragged you to church on Sundays, maybe you can bitch out to California one day and get stabbed by a hobo.

>>42381277
Rude of you to say that to Derpy!

>>42382444
im sorry Derpy ;(

>>42326964 (OP)
Very happy pony he is.

>>42382444
checked, derpy got trips!

>>42381623
They're the cutest!

>>42326964 (OP)
At least he's in Equestria unlike us...

>>42385475
Aw fuck that is true

>>42327023
Im sure cloud walking potions + earth pony janitor are cheap as hell compared to pegasus janitors

>>42387126
>earth ponies are h1-bs in equestria
Grim

>>42382444
checked, sad derpy always wins

>>42385475
Yes, but it's Season 9 Equestria, so it's basically Earth, just with discorded ponies.

>>42388637
That's grim as hell.

>>42326964 (OP)
He's living the life enjoying it all which is good

>>42327008
This.

>>42389924
wholesome

>>42382444
Checked.

>Well ya know, a job is a job, sport!
>Hey he looks like he's having fun and enjoying life, can you say the same?
>Living his best life, brother!
Lmao boomers

>>42380775
Derpy may be retarded, but she's a pegasus. Which automatically puts her above an earth pony. Especially a janny earth pony.

>>42381622
Saying slurs always makes me happy

>>42391105
same for me

>>42390969
You got a problem with that, zoomer?

>>42326964 (OP)
He seems cool with it, no biggie

>>42391105
me too, I love when i say ZIGGERS when I see zecora out and about!