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Anonymous No.42326964 >>42326967 >>42326987 >>42326999 >>42327005 >>42327008 >>42327023 >>42327612 >>42327868 >>42329123 >>42331690 >>42332877 >>42334017 >>42334688 >>42335129 >>42335925 >>42337289 >>42339897 >>42340494 >>42340503 >>42342356 >>42343033 >>42344554 >>42349821 >>42352216 >>42352804 >>42354788 >>42367411 >>42369566 >>42371346 >>42372878 >>42375101 >>42378418 >>42379165 >>42381633 >>42383758 >>42385475 >>42389924 >>42392792 >>42397731 >>42401379 >>42406087 >>42410751 >>42412292 >>42414643 >>42415998 >>42430437 >>42431565
Imagine being born not only as a filthy mud pony but also with a wagie cutie mark forcing you as a janitor for the rest of your life (hopefully not doing it for free as well).
Anonymous No.42326967
>>42326964 (OP)
Isn't this from that one episode that's a reference to Made In Heaven from JJBA?
Anonymous No.42326987 >>42339646 >>42340457 >>42362849 >>42397749 >>42433563
>>42326964 (OP)
He's happy with his position in life, and probably has cute mare wife waiting at home. Unlike you.
Anonymous No.42326999 >>42327007 >>42327070 >>42329367 >>42437251
>>42326964 (OP)
And yet the cutie mark compels you to enjoy it. To pretend it is your call in the world, it's meaning unyielding. Perhaps Harmony isn't so benevolent. Too bad the only villian to approach the problem was Starlight Retard.
Anonymous No.42327005 >>42327102 >>42327288 >>42335878
>>42326964 (OP)
He gets paid very well, and is a well respected member of his work force and community. Ponies don't look down on other ponies for "lesser" jobs. That kind of thinking just doesn't exist for them because of their Cutie Marks dictating their life. To make fun of a janny pony would be akin to making fun of all ponies fundamentally.
Anonymous No.42327007 >>42327020
>>42326999
>You can't enjoy something that I wouldn't enjoy, you must be faking your enjoyment
Anonymous No.42327008 >>42390417
>>42326964 (OP)
>has a purpose
>looks good
>seems happy
yeah nah hes winning
Anonymous No.42327020 >>42327031 >>42327038 >>42327070
>>42327007
Who said the enjoyment is fake. The fact that it isn't makes the ordeal all the more terrifying. Like being a toy in Ctulhu's dollhouse. Either way, chances are the creature will not think about its predicament, blissfully oblivious to its tenuous grasp on freedom.
Anonymous No.42327023 >>42327106 >>42327482 >>42330154 >>42387126 >>42411127
>>42326964 (OP)
>Earth pony janitor
>Cloudsdale
Que?
Anonymous No.42327031 >>42327053
>>42327020
>muh freedom
Yeah, you're real free, Anon. Free to never truly know if you're acting out your purpose in life. Free to always wonder if there's a higher high out there. Super free.
Anonymous No.42327038 >>42327065
>>42327020
>I'm liberal so every creature in every world in every fiction must cater to my personal belief
Anonymous No.42327053 >>42327063 >>42327070
>>42327031
Next you'll tell me Cypher was the real hero in The Matrix?
Yes, Anon I am free to wonder and engage meaning as I please, for I am its origin. Free will condemns you to choose, no matter what.
The stallion is a drug addict living out the fantasies of a being whose purpose will forever be ineffable.
Anonymous No.42327057 >>42327062
A job is a job, ok, if this particular wageslavery is helping this mf is putting bits in his pocket and hay on his table, he's fine and you're trippin.
Anonymous No.42327062 >>42327921
>>42327057
Sure but your cutie mark isn't just supposed to be your job, it's the thing that defines you. Pinkie Pie doesn't have a cutie mark for working at Sugarcube Corner, she has a cutie mark for parties because that's what defines her. This guy lives for his job and his job is being a janitor.
Anonymous No.42327063 >>42327075
>>42327053
lol what? His purpose is to janny. What about that is ineffable?
Anonymous No.42327065 >>42327086
>>42327038
>I can't relfect on the implications of a creature's place in the world so I pretend everything about it is correct.
Anonymous No.42327070 >>42327076
>>42326999
>>42327020
>>42327053
These read like NEETpony copes for being a blankflank
Anonymous No.42327075 >>42327096
>>42327063
The purpose of the Entity which compelled the creature to gain its mark and enjoy its "purpose" in "life". That is ineffable.
Anonymous No.42327076
>>42327070
That sounds like an interesting story. Though it would probably fall very flat if your bias shows too much.
Anonymous No.42327086 >>42327108
>>42327065
>I-I could be princess if I wanted to! I am free!
Anonymous No.42327096
>>42327075
So does this, lol. Are you a blankflank trying to convince everypony that being markless is superior?
Anonymous No.42327102
>>42327005
I like this concept.
Anonymous No.42327106
>>42327023
Earth pony magic.
Anonymous No.42327108 >>42327113 >>42327114 >>42327209
>>42327086
Our choices are limited by our conditions but no one is injecting small amounts of heroine into me every time I sweep the floor.
Anonymous No.42327113 >>42327186
>>42327108
Fuck yes, please keep posting. This is like the Equestrian equivalent of a euphoric atheist. I'm stealing every one of your posts for inspiration.
Anonymous No.42327114
>>42327108
What kind of analogy even is this, I hate sharing a board with you dyslexic idiots who talk in fortune cookie quotes.
Anonymous No.42327186
>>42327113
It's like Feeling Pinkie Keen but with cutie marks. That would had been kino episode.
Anonymous No.42327209
>>42327108
If I got a high as if I were taking heroin every time I swept the floor you bet your ass i'd be sweeping that motherfucker all day, and I wouldn't be whining like a little bitch about "not being free".

Do you cry after fapping too, knowing you didn't really choose to make yourself feel good but were just being a slave to your body's impulses?
Anonymous No.42327288 >>42327298 >>42327305 >>42338079
>>42327005
This makes me want to live in equestria so bad, I'm so tired of being looked down on for being a mechanic, why is there no prestige in keeping the wheels of society turning
Anonymous No.42327298 >>42327327 >>42327346 >>42368340 >>42421524 >>42429661
>>42327288
Because mechanics are some shyster ass mfs most likely
>Yeah um your blinker fluid is low that's gonna be um..all your monies
Anonymous No.42327305 >>42327344
>>42327288
There is prestige. I think you are hanging around the wrong people. Skilled mechanics make bank.
What do you work on?
Anonymous No.42327327
>>42327298
yeah, if you go to some random fucking stranger, of course they're going to try and rip you off. do you not have any mechanic friends or relatives?
Anonymous No.42327344
>>42327305
I'm finally getting out of my apprenticeship at a German dealer, it's a tough job, I have to do so many other tasks I hate like paperwork, warranty documentation, pain in the ass customers, bigger pain the the ass management. It seems like actually fixing the damn cars is a rare treat. I need a career change
Anonymous No.42327346
>>42327298
>Erm, actually it's your fault that the average retard doesn't know jackshit about the heavy machinery they operate on a daily basis
Anonymous No.42327482
>>42327023
wagies get the special ability to walk on clouds to do their wagie job.
Anonymous No.42327612 >>42327642 >>42327676 >>42330015 >>42334630 >>42411826
>>42326964 (OP)
Imagine being born to carry plows all day in order to sell apples for the rest of your life
Anonymous No.42327642 >>42327722
>>42327612
And have that subtle connection to very earth that gives you everything, and which you walk every day. Other tribes can't even fathom how it feels to plant your hooves on Equestrian soil, they have no idea.
Anonymous No.42327676 >>42327722 >>42352174
>>42327612
Our ancestors lived like this for centuries with family roots tied to the land giving us pride and meaning combining to form a community and rich culture never before seen. Now we suddenly develop this arrogance that we are above this menial existence and as a result, our culture melts away to nothing, our community bonds fade to nothing, and people are more depressed than ever. Give me the fucking plow, I'll plow those fields day after day for the community I love to the day I die
Anonymous No.42327722 >>42329098
>>42327642
>>42327676
eeYup
Anonymous No.42327868
>>42326964 (OP)
>pegasi bring in mudponies to do their dirty work
KEK
Anonymous No.42327921 >>42328549
>>42327062
What's wrong with enjoying cleaning things?
Anonymous No.42328549
>>42327921
>dude there is nothing wrong with cleaning it up someone has to do it (for free)
Anon...
Anonymous No.42328592
>And I bet he's PROUD to do it! (for free)
>A job's a job!
>He trotted right up to the boss, looked em' in the eye, gave em' a firm hoofshake and said "I'm your guy."
Anonymous No.42329098 >>42420409 >>42420523
>>42327722
Why is Big Mac so drained?
Anonymous No.42329123
>>42326964 (OP)
having to pay for transportation and the cloud walking spell makes it basically free
Anonymous No.42329130
Being a wagecuck on Equestria must be a lot better than being one here desu
Anonymous No.42329339 >>42329518 >>42337432
I guess Ctulhu's alright as long as he offers a good deal.
Sysyphus is alright.
Obey and be rewarded, leave meaningfulness to your superiors.
How's that for autistic atheist fortune cookies?
Anonymous No.42329367 >>42330790
>>42326999
>Perhaps Harmony isn't so benevolent.
If it wasn't obvious from the early seasons that FiM's harmony sucks, the later seasons confirmed it by having the Tree of Harmony act as some unholy eldritch abomination.
Anonymous No.42329518 >>42352195
>>42329339
>Working le blue collar job is literally HELL!
Post your girlish, baby-soft hands, faggot
Anonymous No.42330015 >>42330865
>>42327612
If it made me tall, muscular like Big Mac then absolutely ill do it and suffer so I can look good.
Anonymous No.42330154 >>42330563
>>42327023
Filthy mudpony labor is cheaper than that of honorable Pegasus
Anonymous No.42330563
>>42330154
>mud ponies are such a meme that the other chad tribes use them for cheap as shit
grim
Anonymous No.42330790
>>42329367
Get the holy water and the syringes, we're going to inject it into the roots.
Anonymous No.42330865 >>42331399
>>42330015
You would still have a face only a mother could love.
Anonymous No.42331399 >>42331964
>>42330865
Why are you talking to yourself like that, faggot?
Anonymous No.42331690 >>42346955
>>42326964 (OP)
Does this pony also moderate this site?
Anonymous No.42331964 >>42332011 >>42332643
>>42331399
Butthurt
Anonymous No.42332011 >>42332016
>>42331964
We know that's what you currently are, Anon.
Anonymous No.42332016 >>42332067 >>42332643
>>42332011
Malding
Anonymous No.42332067
>>42332016
Yes we all know that's what you are.
Anonymous No.42332643
>>42331964
>>42332016
somepony is mad LOL
Anonymous No.42332877 >>42333034 >>42333379 >>42338396
>>42326964 (OP)
He seems pretty content with what he's doing, perhaps you should try finding a more positive outlook on life rather than complaining about how ponies live their lives.

Normal ponies respect him for his talent.
Anonymous No.42333034
>>42332877
It's okay, OP is barred from entering Equestria with that attitude anyway.
Anonymous No.42333379 >>42333724 >>42333974
>>42332877
I love janny ponies so much. There isn't a single spec of trash anywhere in equestria
Anonymous No.42333724
>>42333379
yeah it's so good they clean it up unlike certain jannies in real life
Anonymous No.42333974
>>42333379
same, i use them to mock jannies
Anonymous No.42334017
>>42326964 (OP)
Just like a dalit indian.
Anonymous No.42334630
>>42327612
yeah i'd plow your mom for the rest of my life, wanker
Anonymous No.42334669 >>42334676 >>42336454
>cutie marks dictate life
Nah, life dictates cutie marks.
Anonymous No.42334676
>>42334669
>most ponies get their cutie marks when they are still foals, before they've really had a chance to experience life
I don't think so buddy
Anonymous No.42334688 >>42335129
>>42326964 (OP)
Look how happy he is :)
Anonymous No.42335129 >>42335425
>>42326964 (OP)
>>42334688
why are these ponies so happy?
Anonymous No.42335425 >>42335698
>>42335129
They get regular sex.
Anonymous No.42335698
>>42335425
Regular sex?! Lucky ponies...
Anonymous No.42335878 >>42335886
>>42327005
Not true. Remember how freaked out that one filly's parents were by her skeletal cutie mark before the CMCs revealed that it was just paleontology and not something grim? They'd not be too happy if their daughter was a mortician.
Anonymous No.42335886 >>42340506
>>42335878
The joke was that they thought she was gonna be a serial killer, Anon.
Anonymous No.42335925
>>42326964 (OP)
Somebody draw him in a maid outfit.
Anonymous No.42336454 >>42336599
>>42334669
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.42336599
>>42336454
know WHAT?!
Anonymous No.42336620 >>42336793 >>42337112 >>42337610 >>42339891 >>42363312
Nu /mlp/ wants Equestria to be some perfect utopia where everyone has a happy purpose, but also an ethnostate that also approves of their bad habits and degeneracy. Maybe Equestria really is just like Earth and just like Earth you’ll have to face some harsh realities on a societal and personal level. Ponies might look at you with disgust, you wont have a purpose or maybe you will.
Anonymous No.42336793
>>42336620
>Late season revisionism
Back to Xitter with you
Anonymous No.42336820 >>42337162 >>42337164 >>42337274 >>42345132
Jobshaming is shitskin behavior.
Anonymous No.42337112
>>42336620
cope
Anonymous No.42337162
>>42336820
>t. minimum wagie
Anonymous No.42337164
>>42336820
This, no wonder they can't maintain a functioning society
Anonymous No.42337274
>>42336820
It's on par with indian obsession with castes
Anonymous No.42337289 >>42337347
>>42326964 (OP)
Holy fucking shit why is 4chan and especially /mlp/ so obsessed with wagies? are you one yourself? are you starving? do you need money?
Anonymous No.42337347 >>42337445 >>42352208
>>42337289
I'm yet to know someone who doesn't actually hate their job.
Anonymous No.42337432
>>42329339
>Sysyphus is alright.
One must image so.
Anonymous No.42337445 >>42337537 >>42337886 >>42337911
>>42337347
I don't hate my job. I'd rather not have to work at all, but I don't hate it.
Anonymous No.42337537
>>42337445
They say "Choose a Job You Love, and You Will Never Have To Work a Day in Your Life"
Anonymous No.42337610
>>42336620
>Um, mares would hate you ackchually
Tired of your demoralization shtick.
Anonymous No.42337886 >>42337901
>>42337445
>i dont hate my job but I dont want to work in it
so much cope in one post
Anonymous No.42337901
>>42337886
I don't want to work any job, Anon, I'd rather be NEETing it up 24/7. But I have bills to pay, so I work. Not wanting to do something isn't the same as hating it.
Anonymous No.42337911
>>42337445
I love my trades job, when I'm actually doing my job. Half of it is: fill out this paperwork, the property manager changed his mind on this job you're already most of the way into, we need you to work round the clock because the contractor promised this job to be done before the end of the week without consulting anyone. Pisses me off. I just want to do my job
Anonymous No.42338079 >>42352732
>>42327288
>being looked down for being a mechanic
Civilian automotives mechanics often are miserable, yes.
It’s the worst you can go, I don’t know why people willingly go for it as a career choice, most people end up at the shop because nobody has the tools or space/time/skills to repair their own car unless they want to be changing the serpentine belt on the side of the curb and having their car towed because it takes more then a day of fucking around and they can’t order a belt tensioner.
>Nobody wants to wait for repairs, it must be done because it’s their only car. Plus retarded shops holding the customers car as ransom until they pay more or etc
>Even if your honest about the price nobody wants to pay it, that and overcharging and nobody having money saved for repairs
>Shop owners running on tight budgets and thin margins, often miserable themselves trying to squeeze money out of people

Marine/Diesel mechanics for heavy machinery get OK pay from what I know, but those jobs are exhausting and have you covered in whatever cancerous films, residues and oils all day. Millwrights are a better specialization in my opinion.
Anonymous No.42338396 >>42338487
>>42332877
nah, fuck you
Anonymous No.42338487
>>42338396
>:(
Anonymous No.42339245 >>42339632 >>42345253 >>42354142
The really sad ponies are the ones who are janitors but don't have a janitor cutie mark
Anonymous No.42339632 >>42339905 >>42340251 >>42345782
>>42339245
or worse, a blank flank
Anonymous No.42339646
>>42326987
spbp
Anonymous No.42339891
>>42336620
this anon is so retarded
Anonymous No.42339897 >>42342743 >>42423521
>>42326964 (OP)
Wasn't there an episode about this very premise?
Anonymous No.42339905 >>42339909 >>42340480 >>42349237
>>42339632
There isnt a single adult pony with a blank flank.
Anonymous No.42339909
>>42339905
What if there was? A pony, who does nothing all day, plays video games because he has nothing to do. No video game cutie mark because he doesn't enjoy it or think it's his "future". He has hopes that one day he'll become something great, but for now, he'll wait for something to happen
Anonymous No.42340251 >>42340733
>>42339632
How do ponies with blank flanks even cope with said fact in their adult phase?
Anonymous No.42340457
>>42326987
based
Anonymous No.42340480
>>42339905
Well, not officially, but there are scenes where you can see adult ponies with no cutie marks (boring people would say its an animation shortcut). It can be argued that they do exist but are so utterly useless and irrelevant that they never get screen time
Anonymous No.42340494
>>42326964 (OP)
He’s doing contractor work on the equestrian equivalent of a military installation. Not only is it honest work, he’s probably being paid handsomely. Can’t complain about that.
Anonymous No.42340503
>>42326964 (OP)

>average normie
Anonymous No.42340506 >>42362357
>>42335886
It’s kind of funny that this is even believed to be a possibility. Does this mean that the force which governs cutie marks isn’t harmonic in nature, but merely influenced by the harmonic nature of pony society?
Anonymous No.42340733 >>42341068
>>42340251
There are none. Equestria is a utopia where every pony has a purpose and I'm tired of contrarians claiming it's not.
Anonymous No.42341068 >>42341340
>>42340733
How do you know everypony gets a cutie mark no matter what? There HAS to be at least one blank flank.
Anonymous No.42341340 >>42342060 >>42343245
>>42341068
There are NO neets in Equestria which means you'll have to get a job sonny.
Anonymous No.42342060
>>42341340
Fug...
Anonymous No.42342356
>>42326964 (OP)
Nothing wrong with that, OP.
Anonymous No.42342743
>>42339897
No.
Anonymous No.42343033 >>42343359 >>42343441 >>42346416 >>42349176 >>42404616 >>42417290
>>42326964 (OP)
>Seriously? Your cutie mark is a broom?! Is it this a joke?
>Nope, easy work, easy life and a good pay.
>But-But you're a fucking janny! Such a low life!
>Whatever you say, Rainbow Crash.
Anonymous No.42343245 >>42343281
>>42341340
>this kills the tf fag
Anonymous No.42343281
>>42343245
More like it kills (You)
Anonymous No.42343359 >>42343424
>>42343033
He must have the patience of a saint, smiling when talking with worst pony like that.
Anonymous No.42343424 >>42343491
>>42343359
Dashie is just full of herself all the time but in reality she hides a pure and tender soul.
Anonymous No.42343441
>>42343033
>Giga Chad face
Anonymous No.42343491 >>42343516 >>42345618
>>42343424
Is this the typical Dashfag delusions I hear so much about? She's secretly insecure, yes, but that doesn't mean she's secretly "tender".
Anonymous No.42343516 >>42343921
>>42343491
Anonymous No.42343921 >>42344009
>>42343516
>Dashie when her Wonderbolts application gets declined
Anonymous No.42344009 >>42344030
>>42343921
She got her wing stuck under a rock in a pit all alone and started crying. This whole episode shows how tender she actually is.
Anonymous No.42344030 >>42344032 >>42344216
>>42344009
She literally just feels sorry for herself.
Anonymous No.42344032
>>42344030
This
Anonymous No.42344216 >>42344219 >>42344225
>>42344030
That doesn't mean anything. If she's so brave she shouldn't have cried. Also she ultimately decided to chose the slowest and clunkiest animal over the faster and cooler one because saved her, showing great tenderness over proudness.
Anonymous No.42344219 >>42344297
>>42344216
That's not being tender. That's being grateful
Anonymous No.42344225 >>42344297
>>42344216
>If she's so brave she shouldn't have cried.
Tenderness is not the opposite of bravery.
Anonymous No.42344297 >>42344357
>>42344219
She could have been grateful without chosing the turtle as a pet.

>>42344225
You're right, it's the opposite of being tuff which she also is and it's basically the same thing.
Anonymous No.42344357
>>42344297
I think the only time dash is ever shown to be tender are a few heart to hear moments with scootaloo
Anonymous No.42344554 >>42344823 >>42345048
>>42326964 (OP)
Can you change your cutie mark if you want a different profession?
Anonymous No.42344823 >>42345145
>>42344554
Not needed because cutie marks are not tied to a profession, despite what non-canon late season episodes might suggest.
Anonymous No.42345048
>>42344554
It might be where your talent lies or be your true calling but there's nothing preventing you doing something else.
Anonymous No.42345132
>>42336820
Some jobs are more important than others. In general, job shaming is stupid. But I will always feel bad if someone gets paid to wipe someone eles's ass.
Anonymous No.42345145
>>42344823
>despite what non-canon late season episodes might suggest.
Which are we talking about? There were some pretty late CMC episodes specifically talking about how a cutie mark isn't the end-all-be-all of your life.
Anonymous No.42345253
>>42339245
kek this
Anonymous No.42345618 >>42346597 >>42347585 >>42347585
>>42343491
>Is this the typical Dashfag delusions I hear so much about? She's secretly insecure
That was my original impression of her, but after seeing the episode with her parents, it seems like she does actually think she's the best at everything because her parents instilled that belief in her
Anonymous No.42345782 >>42346385
>>42339632
What if your cutie mark is invisibility? It would show up as a blank flank but you can go invisible with unicorn magic easily.
Anonymous No.42346385
>>42345782
You'd be invisible for a eternity with such a cutie mark
Anonymous No.42346416
>>42343033
>he gets to hang out with soarin and spitfire all day
he's so happy to be a janitor!
Anonymous No.42346597 >>42346705 >>42347585
>>42345618
Yeah perhaps, I guess the breakdown in Sonic Rainboom is more of a reality-check than any deep-rooted insecurity. Too bad the show made no effort whatsoever to humble her, even in the later seasons. Worst pony is worst.
Anonymous No.42346705
>>42346597
I can't hate her because she's best friends with my wife, however she really needs HMD correction
Anonymous No.42346955 >>42347512
>>42331690
nah he moderates 4hooves
Anonymous No.42347512 >>42348101
>>42346955
>4chan but ponies
I wouldn't want such cancer on Equestria.
Anonymous No.42347585 >>42348074
>>42345618
>>42346597
>>42345618
>Literally says in Boast Busters that she thinks she's better than everyone else
>Affirms it again in Mare-Do-Well
>Has an entire scene where she once again establishes that she sees absolutely nothing wrong with herself, and that it must be everyone else's fault she's alone right now
>Insinuates she's better to listen to than Applejack because she got her cutie mark earlier, in front of a filly who's self conscious about not having a cutie mark yet
I'm sorry you guys fell for the Dashfag gaslighting, but Dash was never insecure about herself. I'm half convinced that the only reason people try so hard to convince themselves she's secretly insecure, is because without that justification for her attitude, she's just a smug bitch.
Anonymous No.42348074
>>42347585
She's absolutely without a doubt worst pony. The Top Cunt meme exists for a reason.
Anonymous No.42348097
>42336620
>t. /ptfg/tranny (or FiMfic pseud)
Anonymous No.42348101 >>42348109 >>42348599
>>42347512
Don't worry that site is actually good, and isn't filled with shitty mods and the jannies are paid well
Anonymous No.42348109 >>42349832
>>42348101
Then how is it in any way like 4chan?
Anonymous No.42348599 >>42349832
>>42348101
But it still has shitposters, bots and baiters... right?
Anonymous No.42349176 >>42349223
>>42343033
Why is Rainbow Dash so angry for?
Anonymous No.42349223
>>42349176
She sees someone she considers beneath her (read: anyone) so she needs to go out of her way to tell him off.
Anonymous No.42349237 >>42349250 >>42349339 >>42349346
>>42339905
What about Sombra? Have we seen his flank before?
Anonymous No.42349250
>>42349237
I'm sure you've definitely tried to, gay boy
Anonymous No.42349339
>>42349237
Why do you want to see his flank so much?
Anonymous No.42349346
>>42349237
You sucked his dick and didn't even sneak a glance at his cutie mark? Musta been really enjoying it
Anonymous No.42349821 >>42350798 >>42351759 >>42394164
>>42326964 (OP)
Jesus said many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first. So even as a janitor there is a lot you can do to save up for treasure in heaven. There was a widow who put two tiny copper coins into the donation box at the temple, but Jesus saw and said that she had given more than all the rich people gave, because out of her poverty she gave all she had.

He said sell your possessions and give to the poor. Store up treasure in heaven where it doesn't decay or get stolen, for where your treasure is, there your heart will be also
Anonymous No.42349832 >>42350540
>>42348599
Nope, they get banned on sight
>>42348109
it's a imageboard
Anonymous No.42350540
>>42349832
>Nope, they get banned on sight
Damn, they even got a better version of 4chan in Equestria...
Anonymous No.42350798 >>42351747
>>42349821
HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL?!
Anonymous No.42351747
>>42350798
Yes, the horse can clean (You)r house if you invite it in!
Anonymous No.42351759 >>42351898
>>42349821
>They trained the horse to do it for free
TOO FAR, TREATING A LIVING BREATHING CREATURE LIKE AN AVERAGE 4CHAN JANITOR IS ANIMAL CRUELTY
Anonymous !!oatZii+RBqa No.42351898
>>42351759
>TREATING A LIVING BREATHING CREATURE LIKE AN AVERAGE 4CHAN JANITOR
are you implying that jannies are undead and/or that they can't breathe?
Anonymous No.42352174 >>42352200 >>42352206 >>42352223 >>42352316 >>42381821
>>42327676
I am a man who has worked on a farm and is currently dating a farm girl.

You don't know what farm work is, you are as superficial and pathetic as any other "ugh, evropa barbarian nature the best awoooo" poster.

You would use the plow for only 1 day, same for your parents. Humanity is beyond nature at this point you fucking retard, even your grandpa would feel only tenuous connection to the land. And so are all non earth ponies. Or tell me, do you see non earth ponies be assigned cutie marks like "you dig holes for the rest of your life"?

...


Actually that is a question for everyone defending cutie marks. You don't see the "superior" pony species get jobs like being a miner or working as practically a farm slave, that is reserved for earth ponies. How is that fucking benevolent and fair you autistic fucks?
Anonymous No.42352195 >>42352206 >>42352316 >>42362466
>>42329518
Nta but you retards don't have a fucking clue what actual agriculture is like. Most of you are also clueless about how tiresome it is to get a bull or even a misbehaving cow to move, cleaning up pig dens, cleaning the chicken pens, etc. You don't have a fucking clue what it is like to work under the sun the entire day.

Why do you think all nations hire poor latinos to work farms and not you. It is not because they have baby hands, they have bigger hands on average fron working with shovels and pickaxes and hoes all fucking day.

Now imagine living under a system where you are born to be a slave to that job because harmony fuckery rewires your brain to enjoy back breaking labour. Or worse, maybe not even enjoy it much but be really good at it, so good at it and so mediocre at everything else that it becomes your only possible career path. How is that fair to you? If you were born with an assfaggot cutiemark meaning you enjoy taking it up the ass would you just accept being an anal whore? Think nigger, think.
Anonymous No.42352200
>>42352174
>and is currently dating a farm girl.
Ngmi
Anonymous No.42352206
>>42352174
>>42352195
TLDR: anon is a cock sucking faggot seething over people liking earth pony farming because muh time muh 5:40 muh kidz
Anonymous No.42352208 >>42352334 >>42358580
>>42337347
Me, I became a teacher after having worked a hundred different soul crushing jobs. Office jobs were the most soul crushing.

Unlike other teachers who hate being teachers and end up hating kids, I still love all the kids. I like their laughs, I like the lazy students and the smart students both. Being surrounded by happy souls will keep my soul happy until I am old, like a lich that isn't evil.
Anonymous No.42352216
>>42326964 (OP)
How the fuck did he get up there?
Anonymous No.42352223 >>42352231
>>42352174
>fucking a hairless ape irl
Get back to simping for your woman, her clitty is bleeding right now and you need to buy expensive shit for her to calm down
We will continue gushing over mares while you're gone
Anonymous No.42352231 >>42353347
>>42352223
She is a decent woman, she enjoys when I talk to her about the show and has seen it with me. Mares are better, but you only go to Equestria after death.
Anonymous No.42352316
>>42352174
>Comparing modern industrialized agriculture to Equestrian agriculture
>>42352195
They hire spics because spics will work for a handful of coins and a beer. Not because they're better suited for the work.
>harmony fuckery rewires your brain to enjoy back breaking labour.
Literally zero evidence of this even being a thing. Every time we see a pony get a cutiemark they're not supposed to have, they fucking hate it. Should'nt le ebil harmony make them adore their situation?
Anonymous No.42352334
>>42352208
That's really sweet, I'm actually surprised by the fact that a sweet soul like you browses 4chan.
Anonymous No.42352732 >>42424125
>>42338079
I've considered doing marine mechanics but the parts are extremely heavy and I'm not builtike a tank that and any housing near marine jobs are at a premium because of the beaches
Anonymous No.42352804 >>42353038 >>42353052
>>42326964 (OP)
Why is having such a job bad?
Anonymous No.42353038
>>42352804
It's not, as long as they pay you well
Anonymous No.42353052 >>42353118
>>42352804
It is not that the job itself is bad, it is that destiny can fuck you over and give you a true calling that is insanely bad by any sane metric. Maybe a jannie is a bad example. How about this: what if your cutie mark was something related to cleaning shit? You are just so good at cleaning toilets, this is your true calling, cleaning shit. Don't you think that is crazy as fuck? You didn't ask for this, you didn't choose this, but it is treated no different than having your cutie mark be "you control magic/you are rich/you are a great artist," etc.
Anonymous No.42353118
>>42353052
>t. Commie Glimmer
Anonymous No.42353347
>>42352231
>he's okay with settling for just "decent"
Truly amazing how afraid people are to be alone they need a harpy around not to kill themselves.
Anonymous No.42354142 >>42354657
>>42339245
A fate worse than death for those ponies.
Anonymous No.42354657
>>42354142
Nope, it's a easy job for them so they don't mind.
Anonymous No.42354771 >>42356604
Living in Equestria is good, actually.
Anonymous No.42354788
>>42326964 (OP)
Still better than being a h*man
Anonymous No.42354869 >>42354895 >>42355420 >>42355912 >>42356976
You guys are so afraid of being ordinary, that when it comes down to it, you'll never go all in on anything and be great at that one thing. If you would clean your rooms you would know that it's therapeutic to clean and be orderly, and cleaning your community everyday is an essential service to everyone who lives there. Just like Americans complain about their own country, and praise Japan for it's cleanliness, if you would just PICK up after yourselves you could have that too. But for some reason people are afraid of being ordinary and doing "boring" jobs? Absolute rubbish.
Anonymous No.42354895
>>42354869
You're absolutely wrong. People would LOVE to be ordinary, ecstatic even, just not here. Not when being "ordinary" in the human world means a life that's barely worth living, without magic, happiness, or hope. A janitor in Equestria probably has more happiness than even the upper class on Earth. You wouldn't have the bloodthirsty world you have on here in Equestria either.
Anonymous No.42355420 >>42355899
>>42354869
Nobody here is afraid of being ordinary, retard.
Anonymous No.42355899
>>42355420
Some people are if you look on the board...
Anonymous No.42355912
>>42354869
It's all the darkies we have. Anything for the betterment of their environment or even themselves is seen as 'white'.
Anonymous No.42356604 >>42356693
>>42354771
proofs? where is your evidence? It is more provable to be horrible than """good"""
Anonymous No.42356693 >>42356702
>>42356604
DYEWTS nigger?
Anonymous No.42356702
>>42356693
DYSD, Faggot?
Anonymous No.42356976 >>42357056 >>42357988
>>42354869
>Just like Americans complain about their own country, and praise Japan for it's cleanliness, if you would just PICK up after yourselves you could have that too
I can tell you who the Japanese Don't have to pick up after, nor the ponies in equestria
Anonymous No.42357056 >>42357209 >>42357749 >>42357981 >>42357988 >>42360314 >>42360788
>>42356976
N
Anonymous No.42357209 >>42357988
>>42357056
...eo Cortex
Anonymous No.42357749 >>42357988
>>42357056
-ice
Anonymous No.42357981 >>42357988
>>42357056
-ight Elves.
Anonymous No.42357988 >>42358469
>>42356976
>>42357056
>>42357209
>>42357749
>>42357981
/N/iggers?

Niggers?
Anonymous No.42358469 >>42358524
>>42357988
Naggers?
Anonymous No.42358524 >>42359283
>>42358469
Noggers
Anonymous No.42358580 >>42358852 >>42359508 >>42360317
>>42352208
So you're deathly afraid of destiny/genetics/whatever making you like simple things you do not like, but you're not afraid it making you like the things you... like? Because it feels natural and good?
Normies feel bad for us when pony is everything we autists need to be happy. Are we cursed to live under such cruel system? Is it unfair too, that we do not crave the same things that makes them happy?
Anonymous No.42358852
>>42358580
Anon? Normies fucking hate kids
Anonymous No.42359283
>>42358524
Nuggers
Anonymous No.42359508 >>42360317
>>42358580
Normies generally actively strive for unhappiness, as long as it is considered "proper" behavior by society. Wageslaving, simping for 3DPDs... you name it, they'll do it and genuinely believe they're happy if they're told it is what should make them feel happy.
Anonymous No.42360314
>>42357056
-eat
Anonymous No.42360317 >>42360568 >>42362230 >>42362233
>>42358580
>>42359508
Oh, I do not wish to turn this into a blog out of respect for other anons. But it is not like that all, I sincerely enjoy the presence of kids.

Society has also not stopped me from openly liking pony, in a couple anecdotes directly related to pony and my job: I always carry a Pinkie Pie keyring (looks like a little toy) which I proudly position on my belt to show it while walking (or I hold it in one hand randomly while explaining the class subject to students). And in 2 different occasions I had 2 different girls present their homework in notebooks with MLP covers. In both cases I commented that their notebook was very cute, one girl didn't care too much about it but the other one followed up by saying she likes MLP, I asked her what her favourite pony was and she said Twilight, so I ended the comment by stating "that explains why you are such a bright student, I hope you manage to graduate as one of the best students in the school". It was nice.

I know being a teacher is normie as shit, but I enjoy it unlike my peers. Also some of us can't neet at all, we have no family to aid us, which is also why I had to start working from an early age, it is either wageslaving or dying of hunger. But trust me, I do enjoy teaching without needing to lie to myself, I have worked some brutal jobs with 10-12 hour shifts daily with only 1 free day a month.

I hope you are doing well anons, I know your comments weren't born out of malice. Our lives might be vastly different but we all deserve our happiness.
Anonymous No.42360568
>>42360317
>I know your comments weren't born out of malice.
Actually, they were, if you're responsible for the other posts with the Celestia flag in this thread. You sound insufferable.
Anonymous No.42360788
>>42357056
-ooberhoober
Anonymous No.42362230
>>42360317
>we all deserve our happiness
Even if the fate sets things such way that you get that happiness from digging latrine ditches?
Anonymous No.42362233
>>42360317
what's the TLDR? Not reading all of dat
Anonymous No.42362357 >>42362380
>>42340506
The force that governs cutie marks is a pony's own interest, and nothing more. The "talent" comes from pursuit of their interests, not because fate compels them to do so. This can also manifest as broader personality traits, like Cheerilee's flowers; it doesn't have to be your literal career.

The CMCs, actual children, spent five seasons learning this, and yet /mlp/ struggles with it.
Anonymous No.42362380 >>42362466 >>42362831
>>42362357
The talent can come to you completely randomly, you are lying in bad faith. A literal baby can develop a cutie mark related to death before it even learns to say goo goo gaa gaa. It does not have the ponies' best interest at heart, it is completely random and once it chooses something for you it mindbreaks your brain into liking that thing.
Anonymous No.42362466 >>42362492
>>42362380
>>42352195
Equestria isn't the real world and doesn't suffer under the weight of real tasks. These are not humans. They're nature spirits attuned with their roles and their world. They make the seasons happen; they make the weather happen; they make the sun and moon move. They are not you, your experiences have no relevance to the topic, and your belief in misery has no place here.
Anonymous No.42362492 >>42362838
>>42362466
How is being a janitor in tune with nature and a happy life purpose when other ponies get "you control the weather, and you are rich, and you throw great parties"?
Anonymous No.42362831
>>42362380
>it mindbreaks your brain
This tells much more about your worldview than the silly pony show.
Anonymous No.42362838 >>42362845 >>42363912
>>42362492
everypony got a purpose unlike (You)
Anonymous No.42362845
>>42362838
My purpose in life is to keep making the world a worse place.
Anonymous No.42362849
>>42326987
This, I would change with him in a heartbeat.
well no, I wouldnt want to do that to him, but you get my point
Anonymous No.42363312
>>42336620
This anon is so based.
Anonymous No.42363428 >>42363501 >>42377768
You seem to think cutie marks are some kind of magical slavery witch is just stupid, Lauren Faust would never have put that in the show. It is clear that they are simply an outward expression of what you already like also there is honer in simple manual labour even cleaning. Wherever he goes he makes the world a better place and prevents disease spread.
Anonymous No.42363501 >>42363625
>>42363428
>Wherever he goes he makes the world a better place
The same can't be said for blank flank neets
Anonymous No.42363625 >>42363890
>>42363501
Just because you don't have a mark it doesn't mean you sit around the house all day doing nothing of worth.
Anonymous No.42363890
>>42363625
But I do.
Anonymous No.42363912 >>42364038
>>42362838
You are such a retard lmao, you got the purpose of being a buffoon who easily believes whatever propaganda they feed you. What will you do when you get a cutie mark showing your talent is sucking dicks like a faggot, suddenly harmony don't seem that worthwhile as a reflection of purpose
Anonymous No.42364038 >>42364057
>>42363912
Why does your mind immediately go to sucking dicks?
Anonymous No.42364057 >>42364246 >>42364686
>>42364038
Because that's what your purpose is
Anonymous No.42364246 >>42364928
>>42364057
I know this is bait, but I genuinely feel pity for you. Hopefully things will get better for you.
Anonymous No.42364686 >>42364928
>>42364057
>flag
That's what you do, though.
Anonymous No.42364928 >>42365312 >>42365691 >>42365972 >>42366468 >>42367072
>>42364246
>>42364686
>nooo you proved harmony and cutie marks are not benevolent wah wah
Lmao, I know it hurts when people outsmart you, now go accomplish your purpose of sucking a cock before you suicide
Anonymous No.42365312
>>42364928
Nah, that's what you'll do instead.
Anonymous No.42365691
>>42364928
>again talking about sucking cocks
Anonymous No.42365972
>>42364928
Fag
Anonymous No.42366468
>>42364928
Why are flutterfags like this?
Anonymous No.42367072
>>42364928
>Flaggot saying this
How ironic.
Anonymous No.42367411 >>42367429 >>42368083 >>42368312 >>42368854 >>42410202
>>42326964 (OP)
Why do people call earth ponies mud
Anonymous No.42367429
>>42367411
Because people who are creatively bankrupt need to have special powers to enjoy a utopian fantasy world. Meanwhile earthpony chads are easy going and happy with a simple existence. This infuriates them and they have to try and make slurs to make themselves feel better
Anonymous No.42368083
>>42367411
Because they are jealous of earth ponies, nothing more and nothing less.
Anonymous No.42368312
>>42367411
A lot of unicorn and pegasi fags have a superiority complex.
Anonymous No.42368340
>>42327298
This. Imagine if every single time you went to your doctor for a yearly government mandated checkup, they tried to sell you expensive snake oil and convince you that you needed thousands of dollars of cosmetic and elective surgeries done mixed in with the real shit you needed. The average layperson would have no idea if they were getting ripped off or not without some esoteric specialist knowledge. That’s how it feels when the mechanic at my dealership tells me my cabin air filter and transmission need replacement and he rotated the tires (I watched him sit on his ass vaping for half an hour)
Anonymous No.42368854
>>42367411
It's projection, simple as.
Anonymous No.42369566 >>42370111
>>42326964 (OP)
I'd be his friend
Anonymous No.42370111 >>42370124 >>42370960
>>42369566
Can I be YOUR friend?
Anonymous No.42370124 >>42370569
>>42370111
Are you a pony? Are you a janny? Are you a PONY JANNY?
Anonymous No.42370569
>>42370124
no ;(
Anonymous No.42370960
>>42370111
Sure...
Anonymous No.42371346 >>42371959
>>42326964 (OP)
Serf pony LOL
Anonymous No.42371959
>>42371346
Says (You)
Anonymous No.42372878 >>42373785 >>42374715 >>42408576
>>42326964 (OP)
This gay Russian fuck was RAPED!
Anonymous No.42373785
>>42372878
huh what now
Anonymous No.42374715
>>42372878
literally fucking who
Anonymous No.42375101 >>42375112 >>42375339 >>42376004
>>42326964 (OP)
What's is he even sweeping? I don't see any dirt or trash to remove.
Anonymous No.42375112
>>42375101
You've never seen bums/homeless just randomly sweeping?
Here in Indiafornia (where there's the most bums) you see these fucks unironically doing that shit.
Shit you not, I saw a guy mopping a gutter.
Anonymous No.42375339
>>42375101
You don't see it but he does, that's why he's a janny pony
Anonymous No.42376004 >>42376546
>>42375101
They just pay the janitor pony to look like he's doing something even if it's not needed so he doesn't go homeless and is not able to buy food for his wife and foals
Anonymous No.42376546 >>42377190
>>42376004
that's kinda pathetic of them to do that
Anonymous No.42377190 >>42380318
>>42376546
I mean they have to make sure all ponies in Equestria get paid well otherwise there be evil ponies popping up everywhere.
Anonymous No.42377768
>>42363428
>Lauren Faust would never have put that in the show.
Source? And it better not be because you made it up in your mind and what-not.
Anonymous No.42378418 >>42379123
>>42326964 (OP)
He loves his job, unlike a certain someone on this site.
Anonymous No.42379123
>>42378418
I can tell, that person takes for-fucking-ever to do his job while janitor pony would sweep faster than you can sit down!
Anonymous No.42379165 >>42380775
>>42326964 (OP)
Imagine being born
Anonymous No.42379472
Imagine...
Anonymous No.42380318
>>42377190
But what if I want evil ponies popping up and trying to destroy Equestria?
Anonymous No.42380775 >>42380826 >>42390975
>>42379165
That's what must repeats in Derpy's mind everytime she looks at a mirror
Anonymous No.42380826 >>42381277
>>42380775
Deep
Anonymous No.42381277 >>42382444
>>42380826
You know what else is deep? The cliff that Derpy will dive to her death when it gets to her.
Anonymous No.42381334 >>42381602 >>42381623
earth ponies are always so happy
Anonymous No.42381602 >>42381622
>>42381334
what if they're not happy? do they do warcrimes?
Anonymous No.42381622 >>42391105
>>42381602
They say anticreature slurs and get happy again!
Anonymous No.42381623 >>42384748
>>42381334
They're able to exist in a more pure way than the other tribes. Pegasi and unicorns being specialized for flight and magic respectively makes them kinda autistic in a way. Meanwhile Earth Ponies are hardy, content, in their lane, frolicking. To be an Earth Pony is to be closest to the platonic ideal of cute pony.
Anonymous No.42381633 >>42381790
>>42326964 (OP)
I've worked as a janitor before and let me tell you it was easily the comfiest job I've worked, the problem isn't the work, it's the pay. if that job paid me enough to live comfortably i would have never quit
Anonymous No.42381790
>>42381633
Work facilities man, it's fucking awesome. All you need is basic handyman skills and you're set. Im the office hero because we have these shitty coffee machines and I learned them inside and out so once a week when they inevitably shit the bed again I'd have it up and running again in under an hour. Nobody pays any attention to me so after my morning routine, a lot of my time is spent dicking around waiting for a new service ticket to pop up. I even get a golf cart and a company truck to fuck around with. When a job is done I usually get a thanks anon! Before they immediately go back to forgetting I exist. All this for $40 an hour and benefits. I used to live super comfortably on my own but with the cost of living skyrocketing it's starting to become a bit of a struggle. I'll stick it out though, I fucking love this job
Anonymous No.42381821
>>42352174
Rarity literally has a cutie mark for finding gemstones, not for fashion, which makes you double wrong. She likes fashion, so she leveraged her natural talent into making her better at fashion, and we've seen her do a bit of mining and she seems to be fine and dandy with that, too, so long as diamond dogs aren't compelling her to work for free. Of course, getting Spike to handle it is obviously better for her and her fabulous mane, which indicates that she's clearly not compelled to enjoy every part of the process. And gosh, look at that, all this despite not being a mud pony, which I'll remind you have been shown to have significant presence in the pony fashion industry.

tl;dr you are a gay farm bitch seething over not being born in a city so you're jealousy sniping at anything that even remotely seems to represent a positive view of the lifestyle you resent. Sorry that your parents dragged you to church on Sundays, maybe you can bitch out to California one day and get stabbed by a hobo.
Anonymous No.42382444 >>42383225 >>42384735 >>42388109 >>42390966 >>42397453 >>42400136
>>42381277
Rude of you to say that to Derpy!
Anonymous No.42383225
>>42382444
im sorry Derpy ;(
Anonymous No.42383758
>>42326964 (OP)
Very happy pony he is.
Anonymous No.42384735
>>42382444
checked, derpy got trips!
Anonymous No.42384748
>>42381623
They're the cutest!
Anonymous No.42385475 >>42386623 >>42388637
>>42326964 (OP)
At least he's in Equestria unlike us...
Anonymous No.42386623
>>42385475
Aw fuck that is true
Anonymous No.42387126 >>42387563
>>42327023
Im sure cloud walking potions + earth pony janitor are cheap as hell compared to pegasus janitors
Anonymous No.42387563
>>42387126
>earth ponies are h1-bs in equestria
Grim
Anonymous No.42388109 >>42395366
>>42382444
checked, sad derpy always wins
Anonymous No.42388637 >>42389187
>>42385475
Yes, but it's Season 9 Equestria, so it's basically Earth, just with discorded ponies.
Anonymous No.42389187
>>42388637
That's grim as hell.
Anonymous No.42389924 >>42390965
>>42326964 (OP)
He's living the life enjoying it all which is good
Anonymous No.42390417
>>42327008
This.
Anonymous No.42390965
>>42389924
wholesome
Anonymous No.42390966
>>42382444
Checked.
Anonymous No.42390969 >>42392126
>Well ya know, a job is a job, sport!
>Hey he looks like he's having fun and enjoying life, can you say the same?
>Living his best life, brother!
Lmao boomers
Anonymous No.42390975
>>42380775
Derpy may be retarded, but she's a pegasus. Which automatically puts her above an earth pony. Especially a janny earth pony.
Anonymous No.42391105 >>42391577 >>42393069 >>42425710
>>42381622
Saying slurs always makes me happy
Anonymous No.42391577
>>42391105
same for me
Anonymous No.42392126 >>42393210
>>42390969
You got a problem with that, zoomer?
Anonymous No.42392792
>>42326964 (OP)
He seems cool with it, no biggie
Anonymous No.42393069 >>42393725
>>42391105
me too, I love when i say ZIGGERS when I see zecora out and about!
Anonymous No.42393210
>>42392126
Zoomers are perpetually angry when people don't worship the ground they walk on, so probably.
Anonymous No.42393725
>>42393069
NO ANON YOU CANT SAY THAT ZECORA IS A FRIEND AND ALLY TO THE MANE 6
Anonymous No.42394164 >>42394602
>>42349821
>gif
What the fuck... no no... that cant be real....
Anonymous No.42394602 >>42394889
>>42394164
it's real alright nonny and that horse is coming to YOUR house (your house) to clean it UP (for free)
Anonymous No.42394889
>>42394602
Clean up for free? OH SHIT
Anonymous No.42395366 >>42396329 >>42398281
>>42388109
Why is derpy sad? Just drink the bucking soda!
Anonymous No.42396329 >>42396667
>>42395366
she cant drink the soda ;(
Anonymous No.42396667
>>42396329
it's just soda anypony can drink that and feel better
Anonymous No.42397453
>>42382444
nice trips
Anonymous No.42397731
>>42326964 (OP)
I hate his hat
Anonymous No.42397749 >>42397939
>>42326987
if this is true, celestia has devised the greatest economic system
Anonymous No.42397939 >>42398257
>>42397749
No shit, she's a alicorn who cares for her ponies so they will get a easy life compared to us.
Anonymous No.42398257 >>42413689
>>42397939
I wish we had sort of a alicorn here
Anonymous No.42398281 >>42398583
>>42395366
She drank the soda but it was flat
Anonymous No.42398583 >>42399149
>>42398281
Just shake it and it'll not be flat, nothing will go wrong!
Anonymous No.42399149 >>42399607
>>42398583
Shaking it won't save the cola Anon
Anonymous No.42399607
>>42399149
it will trust me ;(
Anonymous No.42400136 >>42400141 >>42405515
>>42382444
Derpy Hooves is a shitty character that only retards like
Anonymous No.42400141 >>42400147
>>42400136
Take that back, derpy is a fucking sweetheart and deserves a hug
Anonymous No.42400147 >>42400972
>>42400141
She's a fucking disappointment. She deserves only the sweet release of death.
Anonymous No.42400972
>>42400147
No, you deserve that instead of Derpy, faggot.
Anonymous No.42401379 >>42401875
>>42326964 (OP)
Happy pony, so he wins compared to most people on this world.
Anonymous No.42401875 >>42402431 >>42404668
>>42401379
We're all not that depressed to lower our standards below a earth pony janny, Anon.
Anonymous No.42402431 >>42402820
>>42401875
>he says this while all governments are importing from shitholes to get cheaper labour and wages
Fuck this shithole, get me into equestria ASAP
Anonymous No.42402820 >>42403704
>>42402431
2 more weeks until we all get to Equestria, anon
Anonymous No.42403704
>>42402820
More like never ever
Anonymous No.42404616
>>42343033
kek
Anonymous No.42404668 >>42405156
>>42401875
The point is even a janny pony is happy in equestria
Anonymous No.42405156 >>42408995
>>42404668
Who isn't happy in Equestria? The cr*atures stuck in Tatarus?
Anonymous No.42405515
>>42400136
FACTS.
Anonymous No.42405701 >>42411941
Some ponies are destined for greatness, while others are destined to clean up after others. You're okay with that, right? After all, you're a good little cuck.
Anonymous No.42406087 >>42406451
>>42326964 (OP)
Does he like hot pockets?
Anonymous No.42406451 >>42406990
>>42406087
All janitors do, they taste good and are cheap as well for their salary
Anonymous No.42406990 >>42407053
>>42406451
Clearly not for the one in our board.
Anonymous No.42407053 >>42407743
>>42406990
that janny gave up on life probably
Anonymous No.42407743 >>42408085
>>42407053
Nah he's just lazy
Anonymous No.42408085 >>42409483
>>42407743
Well he should get off his ass then.
Anonymous No.42408576
>>42372878
>projection
Anonymous No.42408995 >>42414473
>>42405156
Cranky Doodle is never happy so there is that.
Anonymous No.42409483
>>42408085
You wish.
Anonymous No.42410202
>>42367411
Because they ain't special
Anonymous No.42410751
>>42326964 (OP)
i'd be friends with him
Anonymous No.42411127
>>42327023
Josh Haber classic, please understand.
Anonymous No.42411826
>>42327612
I'd do that, it'd be easy and more respectable than a Janitor.
Anonymous No.42411941 >>42411963
>>42405701
You are not special.
Anonymous No.42411963
>>42411941
You sound personally offended.
Anonymous No.42412292 >>42412558 >>42413915
>>42326964 (OP)
I don't like clothes on pony, they should be more horse related only like saddles and not that
Anonymous No.42412558 >>42413191
>>42412292
Thank McCarthy and Haber for overusing clothes and 0 horsewear.
Anonymous No.42413191
>>42412558
No, I won't thank those hacks.
Anonymous No.42413689
>>42398257
We can't be fortunate Anon, a hundred more years of suffering with wars and shit because we dont have a immortal ruler.
Anonymous No.42413915 >>42414144
>>42412292
Idk, makes sense to have uniforms and clothes for special occasions because the clothes mean something rather than just being some artistic choice
Anonymous No.42414144 >>42414511
>>42413915
Yeah but most of the time it just makes it not feel pony and more "writers wanted it to be more earth than equestria-like"
Anonymous No.42414473 >>42414492
>>42408995
Cranky seemed pretty happy to me when he finally met his waifu again
Anonymous No.42414492
>>42414473
I mean as in before he found Matilda, he was very grumpy. Of course after he's all dandy now.
Anonymous No.42414511
>>42414144
Yea, at that point the clothes are an artistic choice rather than anything with actual significance. Even rarity who's business is making dresses goes around without clothes unless it's a special occasion
Anonymous No.42414643 >>42414675 >>42415134 >>42435434
>>42326964 (OP)
Equestria is socialism, even communism done right. We can do it too!! Like, when even a bumfuck who NEET alcoholic boomer grumpass can afford to live in the capital of Equestria, then there seems to be no limits. You can do everything you want and that makes you happy!!
Anonymous No.42414675 >>42415134
>>42414643
No, it's pretty clear that equestria is some form of minarchy with a free market and voluntary exchange of goods and services. There are taxes in the show but I haven't seen anything about welfare checks
Anonymous No.42415134 >>42416544 >>42416549 >>42416704
>>42414643
>>42414675
It's a absolute monarchy.
Anonymous No.42415998
>>42326964 (OP)
Ok that sounds good for him, all smiles.
Anonymous No.42416544
>>42415134
Yeah, the best kind of governance, Equestria is so lucky.
Anonymous No.42416549
>>42415134
Yes, but the principles of government can be different regardless of who's in charge and it's clear this government is one of hands off low taxes
Anonymous No.42416704 >>42416885 >>42417144 >>42417164
>>42415134
>monarchy
Equestria is diarchy and minarchism is easier with royalty than with democracy
Anonymous No.42416885 >>42416901
>>42416704
But what if both of the diarchs are also gods? Would that be just thearchy even though there's two of them?
Anonymous No.42416901
>>42416885
thearchy isn't incompatible with diarchy because monotheism isn't universal
Anonymous No.42417144 >>42417152
>>42416704
who is this dude
Anonymous No.42417152 >>42424060
>>42417144
filename
Anonymous No.42417164
>>42416704
Big this, equestria is the best government
Anonymous No.42417290 >>42417345 >>42434524
>>42343033
>Tfw i've been a wagie at a dead end job making minimum wage for 9 years, and my waifu is Dash.
Anonymous No.42417345 >>42417373 >>42417678
>>42417290
She'd hate you. No joke.
Anonymous No.42417373 >>42417965
>>42417345
Same could be said for every single person on this board, we're either NEETS or wagies with nothing accomplished that could improve (or ruin) the earth.
Anonymous No.42417678
>>42417345
I know
Anonymous No.42417965 >>42418228
>>42417373
Applejack would like anyone who is a hard worker and is ethical. Anon would do better to waifu a pony that actually has good core values than some immature brat like Rainbow Dash.
Anonymous No.42418228 >>42418592 >>42419437 >>42422489 >>42433939
>>42417965
Rainbow Dash is easily worst pony
Anonymous No.42418592 >>42423062
>>42418228
How could you be so wrong, anon?
Anonymous No.42419437 >>42419889 >>42423062
>>42418228
I think you mean Rarity, Anon.
Anonymous No.42419889 >>42420148
>>42419437
based
Anonymous No.42420148 >>42420368
>>42419889
Based? Based on fucking WHAT?
Anonymous No.42420368
>>42420148
snowpity
Anonymous No.42420409
>>42329098
drain gang
Anonymous No.42420523 >>42420737
>>42329098
his balls got drained, please understand
Anonymous No.42420737 >>42421042
>>42420523
damn Sugar Belle goes crazy, huh?
Anonymous No.42421042
>>42420737
eeyup
Anonymous No.42421524
>>42327298
absolutely this
Anonymous No.42422489 >>42423058 >>42423062
>>42418228
best pony*
FTFY
Anonymous No.42423058
>>42422489
Uhh no, Rainbow Dash is worst pony no matter what.
Anonymous No.42423062 >>42423075 >>42423821 >>42423853
>>42418592
>>42419437
>>42422489
>Braggart worse than Trixie which got a whole villain arc
>All scenes where she learns humility are effectively reversed by the next episode
>she constantly suffers from insecurity, unnecessary competitiveness, and arrogance
>She is the one that makes them fail Discord's game
Seriously, explain yourselves, who could possibly be worse than rainbow Dash. Explain yourselves without sounding mad
Anonymous No.42423075 >>42423821
>>42423062
Dashfags literally waifu a made-up idealized version of RD instead of the canon character.
Anonymous No.42423521 >>42423731
>>42339897
Do you know? Otherwise there is none.
Anonymous No.42423731
>>42423521
Nope, I don't think there is one sadly.
Anonymous No.42423821 >>42424663
>>42423062
>>42423075
Dashfags basically just cherry-pick a handful of episodes where Dash isn't completely insufferable, pretend like that is the default, and disregard every other episode where she's a bitch as being ooc cause of shitty writers. Ask any Dashfag what their favorite Dash episode is, and it'll almost certainly be one of these five --
>Sonic Rainboom
>Sleepless in Ponyville
>Wonderbolt Academy
>Testing 1, 2, 3
>Hurricane Fluttershy
If they can't come up with excuses for her behavior, they just say the episode is shit, see just about any other Dash episode.
And I understand that all waifufags do this to some extant, as it's simply human nature to be more lenient to individuals we like, but other waifufags don't have to do it nearly as much. Other waifufags only have to ignore maybe a handful of episodes here and there, or only ignore episodes from past a certain point in the show. But with Dash, you have to ignore just about everything. Early seasons, late seasons, mid seasons, comics, books, she act's like a shit in all of them.
I just think if you're ignoring 60% of the content around a character in order to make them not shitty in your mind, that should be a pretty big indicator that they were never a very good character in the first place. RD is only likable in fanfics and greens because the majority of people always write her super ooc where she's way more empathetic, caring, sensitive, and loyal than she ever is in the show. Even Dash's biggest shows of empathy aren't even half as big as what most writers depict her with.
Anonymous No.42423853 >>42424656
>>42423062
>>She is the one that makes them fail Discord's game
And she does it by abandoning her friends, ironically enough. The motivation doesn't even make sense either. At least Pinkie Pie and Applejack had understandable, even somewhat well-intentioned reasons for turning against their elements(Pinkie being convinced everyone secretly hated her, Applejack being convinced that lying was the only way to save her friendships), but with Rainbow, it was "Hey, do you want to stay here and help your friends stop me, or do you want to ditch them to go save the pegasus city?", even though the reason Cloudsdale is in danger in the first place is because of Discord... meaning that the best way to save Cloudsdale is by staying and helping her friends beat Discord. It completely falls apart if you think about it for more than 5 seconds. If Discord is free, then he can just continue fucking with Cloudsdale even if she deals with whatever the issue is, so stopping him just IS the easiest way to save Cloudsdale. So there is literally no reason for Dash to ditch her friends and the mission to go help Cloudsdale in the scenario Discord gave her. The most favorable interpretation that can be had of Dash here is that she is short-sighted to the point of borderline retardation. Alternatively, she just really isn't as loyal to her friends as people like to give her credit for. Pick your poison.
Anonymous No.42424060
>>42417152
ok but what's so special about him
Anonymous No.42424125
>>42352732
If you do make the career switch to heavy machineary DO NOT DO NOT muscle anything that seems like it might hurt. People might call you a pussy for actually using team lift protocal for anything above 75 pounds but they're going to be hunched over and miserible every morning past 35. I'm an industrial maintenance janny and it varies a lot but it's generally pretty good and pays okay relative to car mechanics.
Anonymous No.42424656 >>42424737 >>42425142
>>42423853
>The most favorable interpretation that can be had of Dash here is that she is short-sighted to the point of borderline retardation.
Well, that's pretty much canon.
Anonymous No.42424663 >>42425110
>>42423821
>>Sonic Rainboom
Honestly, she was insufferable in this episode as well.

"I made the impossible happen!!" Just hearing that made bile rise in my throat.
Anonymous No.42424737 >>42424745
>>42424656
This, i think pretty much every pegasus in the show is depicted as room temp IQ
Anonymous No.42424745 >>42425142
>>42424737
That, but Dash even literally had an episode dedicated to her having a learning disability. It doesn't get more explicit than that.
Anonymous No.42425110 >>42425234
>>42424663
Sonic Rainboom single handedly made RD the biggest Sue of the mane 6 in season 1, it's so much worse than people give it credit for. I find her pretty subpar in SIP too desu. She spends basically the entire episode being completely clueless, until the last two minutes of the episode where she suddenly wakes up for no reason, goes and saves Scootaloo, and then is super nice and caring all of a sudden for no reason. And you can't really say it's character development, since she just goes right back to being clueless and self-centered in later episodes. Scootaloo had more chemistry with AJ in SIP than she did RD, but because Scootadash was what the fans wanted, that's what was shoehorned in despite how much it ignores the character's personality. But of course, people are perfectly willing to ignore totally OOC stuff, as long as the OOC moment is making their character look better.
Anonymous No.42425142
>>42424656
>>42424745
Yea, but good luck telling a Dashfag that. You might run into the rare realistic one that's fine with admitting she isn't the smartest, but odds are you'll probably run into one of the delusional ones that insists she's actually a super genius because an episode gave her a photographic memory so she could overcome a problem without having to change and stop being an impatient hot head for once in her life.
Anonymous No.42425234 >>42425273
>>42425110
>Sonic Rainboom single handedly made RD the biggest Sue of the mane 6 in season 1
My theory is Rainbow Dash was always Faust's pet favorite, and the real "protagonist by proxy" of Season 1, because she is most like Faust's idol pony Firefly from G1. Twilight is the "protagonist" of the show, but only for the glory of the independent and amazing Rainbow Dash.
Anonymous No.42425273
>>42425234
I know there's a lot of disagreement on what makes a character a Sue, and some people will dismiss the idea that RD could possibly be a Sue on the grounds that she has flaws. But for me, the standard I like to apply is I remove them from the story in my mind, then I imagine if they were an OC in a fanfiction someone was writing, and I ask myself if I would think the author did a good job with them or if they're way too 'special'. Rainbow Dash completely fails that test for me. I'm fairly confident that if RD was a fanfiction OC instead of a canon character, everyone would be accusing the author of shoving their self insert Mary Sue into the story. If you just imagine her like that, it become much easier to see how ridiculous her character is compared to the other mane 6. Her being responsible for the rest of the mane 6 getting their cutie marks is such a Sue moment, I don't know how anyone could watch it and think that's a good story beat to have.
Anonymous No.42425710 >>42426145
>>42391105
no way that also makes me happy!
Anonymous No.42426145 >>42426585
>>42425710
It makes EVERYPONY happy, Anon. You ain't special
Anonymous No.42426585 >>42426905 >>42427246
>>42426145
we are all special, why else would we be in /mlp/?
Anonymous No.42426905
>>42426585
true...
Anonymous No.42427246 >>42427268
>>42426585
I'm normal unlike you lot
Anonymous No.42427268 >>42427529
>>42427246
You watch a show for little girls.
Anonymous No.42427529 >>42427720
>>42427268
And you're a faggot, so your point is invalidated. Fuck you.
Anonymous No.42427720 >>42427979
>>42427529
Malding.
Anonymous No.42427979 >>42428004
>>42427720
Yeah we know that is what you do daily.
Anonymous No.42428004 >>42428286
>>42427979
>No U
Concession accepted.
Anonymous No.42428286 >>42428347
>>42428004
You're in special ed class, wanker. You're lower than me.
Anonymous No.42428347 >>42428797
>>42428286
I already accepted your concession, anon. No need for going the extra mile.
Anonymous No.42428797
>>42428347
Cope and seethe
Anonymous No.42429661 >>42429947 >>42430130
>>42327298
why did this get deleted
Anonymous No.42429947
>>42429661
I guess one of the jannies is a mechanic who got offended at that
Anonymous No.42430130 >>42430385
>>42429661
Sometimes some poster trolls so much in other threads mods decide to nuke all posts made by that IP on the board. This is why some innocuous posts in other threads may suddenly disappear.
Anonymous No.42430385
>>42430130
why would you impulse reply something so bad it gets your IP posts wiped?
Anonymous No.42430437 >>42430999
>>42326964 (OP)
Contemporary cutie mark look so shit, like damn, nice fantasy setting you got there just to put a fridge on somepony's flank. Why did they do that? It is so weird to have something very specific contemporary manmade thing as a cutie mark. Not all manmade of course, things like Minuette's hourglass is fine or something like candy or sports-related stuff as well, but some things are definitely out of place.
Anonymous No.42430999 >>42432633 >>42433108
>>42430437
I think post faust the writers think the cutie marks are literally what you do than just sort of a general theming of the pony
Anonymous No.42431565 >>42432288
>>42326964 (OP)
I wouldn't mind
Anonymous No.42432288
>>42431565
mind what?
Anonymous No.42432633
>>42430999
Trips of truth
Anonymous No.42433108
>>42430999
checked
Anonymous No.42433563
>>42326987
/thread
Anonymous No.42433939
>>42418228
actual facts!
Anonymous No.42434524 >>42435465 >>42435843
>>42417290
>wagie
imagine working ur ass off so you can pay my neet money KEKEKEKEK
Anonymous No.42435434
>>42414643
that is some schizobabble right there
Anonymous No.42435465 >>42436748
>>42434524
Aint no neet bux in equestria
Anonymous No.42435843 >>42435850
>>42434524
I'm fine with NEETs, it's my disgusting corporate pig overlords that I loathe.
Anonymous No.42435850 >>42436021
>>42435843
>Rainbow Dash flaggot
>Likes neets
Checks out
Anonymous No.42436021
>>42435850
I said i'm fine with them, not that I like them.
Anonymous No.42436748
>>42435465
How do you know?
Anonymous No.42437251 >>42437682
>>42326999
It seems kinda sucky to have a cutie mark, basically RNG to either get a shitty or a good cutie mark
Anonymous No.42437682 >>42438086
>>42437251
I don't think it's random but more of what your favourite thing to do.
Anonymous No.42438086 >>42438613
>>42437682
Good thing im not a fag then otherwise lul
Anonymous No.42438613 >>42439003
>>42438086
proofs you're not a fag?
Anonymous No.42439003 >>42439040 >>42440002
>>42438613
I love women.
Anonymous No.42439040
>>42439003
>asked to prove he's not a fag
>says the gayest shit imaginable
Anonymous No.42439102 >>42439593 >>42440334
The absolute state of 4chan
Anonymous No.42439593
>>42439102
heh
Anonymous No.42440002
>>42439003
>women
Anon...
Anonymous No.42440334
>>42439102
If you're into w*m*n get the fuck out of this board. We fuck mares here.