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Thread Question: Given the chance would you date a villain and if so how do you convince other stallions everything is fine in the relationship when they start asking too many questions about the little things.

First for being Tireki's boytoy

>tfw the big tough hyoo-man's stoicism cracks when he realizes that he will never get to tell his mom goodbye or that he loves her again

>>42373454
>This leads Anon into a self-destructive spiral that culminates in him selling his soul to horse Satan (female Tirek)

>>42373397

>>42373454
The only thing i need to get better is to sing katyusha while a barrage of misiles destroys something in the distance
Im no russian nor a commie tho, i just like the song and the funny rocket truck, in fact i would name my first daughter like that... Yea thats nice

>>42373375 (OP)
Hopefully the sunburst anon returns... right?

>>42373454
I think the hardest thing at least if I was taken to equestria is literally this.

Not being able to talk to my dad or brothers ever again and they might not be aware that i'm alive probably would break me.

Real colty I know but man that shit hits home.

>>42373454
I already wasn't able to. I'd be in shambles if I couldn't do it for my dad though. And I know he'd lose all will to live if I suddenly disappeared.

>>42373773
They got him

Mmm Tireki booba...

>>42373375 (OP)
>Given the chance would you date a villain and if so how do you convince other stallions everything is fine in the relationship when they start asking too many questions about the little things.
tell them that female humans are worse lel

>>42373375 (OP)
>Thread Question
>Given the chance would you date a villain
bug fag so yes major + if i can get sombra innit too
>how do you convince other stallions everything is fine in the relationship when they start asking too many questions about the little things.
tell them that its the current year and they need to be on the right side of history (literally as my endless horny is making chrysalis strong enough to hoof a leviathan to death and her gazes has been wondering towards particularly shiny crystal things and particularly shiny castles planted on sheer mountain faces)

>>42373454
>least cringe self insert white knighting story celestia has ever written
SAD!!! MANY SUCH CASES!!!!

>>42373454
I already had to say goodbye.

>>42373454
>finally trust a mare enough to open up emotionally
>let out all your grief and tears
>she just starts squealing about "damaged gap moe husbando" and asks to fuck
this is such horseshit.

>>42373375 (OP)
>Given the chance would you date a villain and if so how do you convince other stallions everything is fine in the relationship when they start asking too many questions about the little things.
No, in fact it's the opposite, I want to date the meek and timid incel mares who secretly seethe about colts only liking bad girls.

>>42373454
>dad died recently
>emotionally destroyed my family
>only held together because we kept close to each other
>if I disappeared out of nowhere it'd destroy my mom and brother
I'd legitimately drive myself crazy trying to get back here, I'd be staying up longer than Twilight looking for an answer, pressing Celestia and Luna for some alicorn magic, probably hit Discord with a chair if he can't help me, I would straight up refuse to accept being there until I was able to at least reassure them and let them know I'm alive

>>42373375 (OP)
>Given the chance would you date a villain
Yes.
>how do you convince other stallions everything is fine in the relationship when they start asking too many questions about the little things.
I don't care what a bunch of prissy stallions have to say.

>>42375505
You would be one of hundreds within her harem

>>42375521
Nah we'd be monogamous and she'd hit me sometimes

>>42373375 (OP)
>date a villain
Eris or, when I'm done with her, Tiamat, Mother of a Million Demons
>how do you convince other stallions everything is fine
"We're in love! Don't you believe in The Power of Love™?", and suchlike. Ponies usually fall for that.

Nice opinion, colt.

>>42373507
Finally, a ship with human anon that I can get behind

>>42375668
Context: You asked if she wanted her sandwich in a to-go box.

>>42375521
Why do cucks always push their fetish onto others?

Is there a particularly nasty mare you'd force into the cuck chair while you were ravaged by a better mare?

>>42376681
>cuckshit
Kill yourself. But there is a particularly nasty mare that I'd want to blackmail me with embarrassing photos into letting her do whatever she wants to me.

>>42375668
Absolutely, because I know you could have any stallion you wanted babe.

Alpha mares give me the ick.

Every once in a while I find a real bucked up looking incel mare and tell her that she'll NEVER have me or any other male.

>>42377101
Does she ever get so frustrated she rapes you? Asking for a friend

>>42376681
>cuck chair
since RGR ponies herd I wouldn't be surprised if cuck chairs are real furniture items kek

>>42373375 (OP)
One day Sunn will come back and finish his green, I believe

>>42377335
I'd assume that actual jealousy with mates would be an attention related competition in RGRE, since seed is still cheap and eggs expensive. For a herdmate getting sexually NTR'd just refers to the 21 minutes she has to wait until she gets a turn on your dick.
A seed of an idea I've had for RGRE that is more geared toward "feminine imperatives in power" than pure psychology-reversal is that you'd probably have a lot of a lot of cultural insistence for males to be keenly aware of female ego and to be generous with their attention and praise. The 10/10 stallion here remembers every detail of his mare's interpersonal dramas, lavishes attention on her, validates her complaints and feelings, is prepared with probing questions and thoughts on her conundrums with others to carry conversation, praises her acts of thoughtfulness and insight into others. Basically held hostage as a professional gossip companion.
Getting cucked, then, is when he offers this effort elsewhere and freezes her out of it. Especially in a skewed gender ratio scenario, where the loss is not just something validating but also something insanely rare.

Stop being a slut Anon

>>42377856
But I'm not in EqgLand Rgre.

>>42377856
I'm not going out there naked, sunbutt.

>>42377426
The average Anon would suck so bad at this, holy shit

>>42377426
tldr staying mono

>>42377880
You keep seducing the guardsmares and the noblemares with your slut socks and shorts.

HerdMATES can't cuck each other because mares are naturally bisexual and the cucking is cancelled by fucking the mare who fucked the male first.

>>42378095
>Herdcuck coping this hard
You dykes will say shit like "my husband's daughter" but swear up and down you aren't a cuck

>>42373375 (OP)
>>42373507
>anthro
Grim.

42378163
I know it's bait but I wanna reply so fucking bad

>>42378163
dyewts?
That's what Tirek looks like.

>>42378105
>start a herd in Equestria
>your wives also say they're each other's wives
>legally, herdmates are married to each other as well
>they actually would say "raising my wife's daughter" but say it's only bad if she's from a mare they don't regularly fuck
>in fact they would say if they fuck a mare often enough she's pretty much their daughter too
Damn ayyylmao horses. Their culture is so weird. They really like to put a lot of emphasis on "herdmating".

>>42378446
I always figured that foals in a herd would be collectively the herd's. At least when referring to them colloquially and legally. They would still differentiate between birth mother and and fellow herd member, but they'd all help with childrearing and similar things. For instance, any mare of the herd could go pick up a child from school, despite that mare not being the biomom

>>42378461
>Oh boy time to go pick up my husband's daughter from school
Anypony who says this has a step daughter that looks like this

>>42378482
You leave my husband's little girl out of this.

>>42378493
Get off the internet Starlight

>>42378446
"I don't know about this."
>"Come on Anon; don't apes have harems or tribes, I don't know what to call it, multiple females to one male?"
"No. Humans don't do that."
>"That might explain a lot of your society's problems."
"What was that?"
>"So you're saying that if we don't look into human history, they never had multiple partners."
"Only barbarian warlords or kings. That wasn't a normal thing."
>"Guess what is a normal thing here."
"Eating grass is a normal thing here, and I can never do that."
>"OMC, I love you Anon, but that goalpost shifting. I can't even. Grrr, I'm getting back with you on this."
"Oh come on, don't storm off."

>>42377103
Wouldn’t be shocking

up

>Herdfag delusions
>No, see, my wife is ok with waiting her turn and infact she lets the other girls go before her sometimes because she's that celestia freakin' alpha.
>Wife has to sit there and just bear it with that pursed lip and slow nod
Herds are like the Maury show but real life lmao.

>>42380513
>denies his wives intimacy to the point of them having a scarcity mentality towards sex
That's quite the self-report, my guy.

>>42373375 (OP)
Cuckoldry Thread

>your wives nag you to expand the herd by accepting an another mare
>"Look, that mare certainly got some nice flanks."
>"Perfect for us to spread our colt's genes."
>"I bet it would be really nice to have her trib with us, to have that flank slam against our hips."
>"Mmm, honey, you're getting me wet with that talk already. What got you?"
>"A sight of a pretty mare, a lot like you. And a potentional wife."
>"What do you think, hubby? I bet she would love how you would scritch her ears."
>"What mare wouldn't."
>"It's okay if you don't want her, you can always watch us making love together, but she would be sad without such a pretty colt's cock and his warm cum inside of her."
>"I smell arousal. I take that as a yes."
>whenever there's talk about expanding a herd in this matriarchal however polygynic society, things tend to get extremely weird
>it's not like you can deny your a bit unstraight wives a chance to play with a cute mare anyway, given that a male's word means shit

>>42380643
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>>42380675
Wrong thread, he meant to post it there >>42340977

>>42380661

Anti raid upsies.

I'm proud of my chud daughter.

>>42381865
Chudfilly daughter would legitimately be extremely funny.
>All colts are bucking sluts! Except for my dad of course, I love you Dad.
"I love you too, Chud! And you're so right!"

>>42381873
Chud's mom would be the most dickwhipped mare in Equestria

>>42381876
>Chud's mom used to be a dyed-in-the-wool marecel.
>All of her chud friends assumed she threw it all away for the first dick that looked her way
>Actually Anon's own chud tendencies just canceled her's out, like multiplying negative numbers

>>42380661
"gay"

I feel herding is just an excuse to use a colt as a beard.

>>42382029
>"um akshually getting dick is GAY!"
marecel cope has reached new levels

>>42381873
I would love my chud daughter because my dad loved me.

>>42381901
So would ChudMom try to get Chud to ease up on the chudding? Or would she encourage Chud as much as Anon does?

>>42382118
>"It's your fault I'm a marecel, Mom!"
>"Dad didn't know any better and you let him spoil me like a colt!"
>"No, Daddy, it's not your fault, you don't have to defend her."
>"No... stop it, I'm not pretty... I'm a tuftlet..."
>"N-No I don't, only colts and little fillies like being called pretty pony anyway..."
>"B-But the colts at school said that I was..."
>"You really think it's that easy? Just... love yourself?"
>"I... I know... I love Mom too. Even if she is cockwhipped..."
>"Fine! I'm sorry I said that."
>"Yes, I'm really sorry."
>"OK, I'll try to be nice... and confident..."
>"No WAY, I'm not ever gonna get a human cf, those are only for the most despr- uh, I mean, thanks, but I'm good."

>>42382229
That last line almost sounds like Anon wants to set his little Chuddy up with a human boy

>>42382314
My little Chuddy, my little Chuddy...

>>42382118
>For the last time ma'am, you can't register an "involuntary flight" spell, even if you change the name to "Begone THOT"

There's one thing completely underlooked and its drinking your mare's milk while her herdmate takes care of her other nipple.

God I need more Eris in my life

>When we come back we talk to some disgruntled herdmates who say the other is blue-beaning them!

>>42383373
>he didn't invest in a brick house
dumbfuck gets what he deserves. the third little piggy has very competitive rates, but no he had to go with the second little piggy's glorified sticks

>>42383855
>NOW THE SECOND LITTLE PONY
>WELL SHE WAS KINDA STOKIN'
>SPENT MOST OF HER DAYS JUSTA' GANJA SMOKIN'
>HOPPIN' AND A BOPPIN' DOWN ON VENICE BEACH
>GETTIN' PAID BITS FOR HARMONIOUS SPEECH
tl note: not a whoa post

>Rainbow Dash is fast in everything she does
>She even cums fast
>Actually, it's way too fast
>You barely got past belly rubs before she started twitching and covering her face with her forelegs in shame

>Show is called My LITTLE Pony
>Ponies are prey animals
>Taller ponies are seen as more intimidating because just about every predator animal in Equestria is larger than them
>While taller mares are selected for to better defend against predators, height is selected against in stallions
>No mare wants to be intimidated by her stallion
>Also makes them easier to protect
>And their dicks look larger by comparison
>Enter Anon
>Tallest aliencolt around
>His towering height makes him the RGRE equivalent of a femcel (but real)

>>42384390
>he isn't Cottonmaxxing
ngmi

>>42384395
>stallions get limb-shortening surgery
The thought is gross, but I wanted to share it with you guys

>>42384399
Nope. They would just refuse to date any mare under three feet.

>>42373507
>>42373375 (OP)
is there a story to go with these images?

>>42384471

You know, seeing this video really made me think of the Dazzlings and now I wonder how an evil boy band would work out in RGREquestria or RGREQG.
Could even be an interesting story where it's the Dazzlings VS a demon boy band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWppAbqm9I8

>>42384488

>>42384631
>Evil boyband
>RGREqg
So it's just kpop, where the music is trash and the thing driving sales is fans wanting to fuck the members?

>>42384633

>>42384638
Could see a human boy band in Equestria who were a group of musicians who could never get their careers off the ground on Earth, but see new opportunity here.
They realize they now have their gender working for them instead of against them as they can use thirsty mares to bolster their success.
There mediocre music pales in comparison to their exotic and sexy nature and they play to it to the extreme.
Heh, I could see the teen CMC getting obsessed and their sisters becoming increasingly worried for them as they start to shirk there real life commitments to lust after this new colt band.
Meanwhile, since magic is real in Equestria and can be influenced by all sorts of things, the boy band on Anon, Incog, and whoever else are slowly becoming magical creatures the likes of the sirens and changelings- emovores that grow by absorbing the lust and obsession of their fans.

>>42384390
Beg Twilight to polymorph me into a breezie so she can stuff me into the cleavage of her crotchtits

A TALE OF INTRIGUE

A MOST CONDESCENDING AND POPULAR MARE: Mare of MEAGRE social standing, fall saddened before such grim news you receive today as I, the beloved and renowned Jessi-ka, have kissed your boyfriend and sullied his purity before you!

UNEMPLOYED MARE: Worry deeply, mare of minor fame, for your haste has proven to be your downfall and now you know the taste of my most lovingly tongue-polished flank.

HUMILIATED MARE: AAIIEE, I have been bested!

Silver Spoon: I have many hats but did not bring them.

>>42384814
I would eat Jessi-ka out

>>42384390
>Anon is predator
>normaldykes are fucking scared of him
>while cunts on 4hoofs /d/ have fun in their new general(s)

I feel like most mares would think you're flirting if you said they're a predator to them.

>>42385679
>Walk up to a mare
>Call them a predator
>They get confused and mad asking why you would say that
>Try to explain how the prey and predator system works in your world and why it's a compliment.
>Spaghettifallingout.jpg

>>42386089

>>42386089
"Predators have forward facing eyes"
>The mare stares at you blankly for a few moments before giving you a gentle smile and placing her hoof on your shoulder
>"Anon, sweetie-"
>You tune her out at the realization you're being spoken to like a mentally deficient child
>You're never going to meet sunbutt's friendship quota at this rate

>>42384814
What turnabout!

>10
It's like seeing some big-shot celebrity shopping at the salvation army.
You used to be somebody, rgreee.

>>42387219
we've been around for... what? like, a decade? we were bound to slow down eventually

Do DSL's exist in RGRE? Do mares brag about them? Or do colts have PLLs, Pussy Licking Lips?

>>42373773
Looks like he gave up, what a shame.

>pov: you are Anon's chair after he leaves the room

>10
AAAAAAAAA

>>42387904
That is disgusting, all mares are pigs!

>>42388633
Actually, all mares are ponies

>>42388676
shut it, twipiggy

Thinking about chud filly and /r9k/ threads and I'm wondering if the strange semi-sexual/incestuous immouto obsession would carry over.
>Have you hugged your little brother today?

I went to the local comic store and all the mares were staring at me I felt so uncomfortable.

>>42389572
The one by my house is right next to the place I buy socks from, I accidentally walked into the comic one by accident though and could not breathe.
Someone need to introduce these mares to some water, soap, and febreze.

>>42389572
>>42389578
stop invading mare spaces.

You were just there to get attention anyways.

>>42389620
Excuse you but I am an avid comic looker, I have all the issues of that one with the mare in like um...some kind of bug suit..idk

>>42389620
Nuh uh I was there to get a daring do book.

>>42389706
I saw the way you were dressed slut. You just wanted attention from beta mares.

>>42389627
Ooh, you mean the one where her suit always tears midbattle and shows off her tuft? VGH, I adore those ones.

>>42389725
What a slut... look at those long foal chasing legs...

>>42389725
Shut up beta mare, you're just mad I didn't compliment you for knowing all the daring do lore.

>>42389744
Oh gosh, you caught them discussing their 'lore'?
I like to mess with them now and then and ask them random dumb shit like:
>Is she a bad guy? Is that mare the Rogue one?
>Would my mare friend like these comics?

>>42389744
>>42389769
Get the fuck off my board you filthy rods. I hope you both get raped by ziggers.

>>42389778
The zigger would probably have the decency to wear deodorant before asking me out on a date.

>>42389783
I bet you would like that you fucking slut. Good luck being a single father.

>>42389795
Oh please, you wouldn't even be able to get a single father. BTW, ur dad doesn't count

>>42389800
>the colt still thinks it's allowed to have opinions
I don't listen to anything that can't legally buy a house.

>>42387575
I often think I have a bit too voluptuous lips for a man. I'd like mares to say that I have CSLs (clitsucking lips) though.

>10
I blame the marecels, now Luna, SHE'S a mare who knows how to backhoof

>>42390541
>Luna
Pfft, she can backhoof my flank!
...no, seriously, please spank me, mommy

>>42390541
Luna spank my withers, what a mare...

Kitchen. Now.

>>42391150
You wanna do it in the kitchen? After we just bought that sturdy bedframe?

>>42391166
Just let her have this. Put on the apron.

>>42373375 (OP)
I don't normally care for Eris, but this pic's good. She's noodly.

I wish the stinky unwashed marecel I see at the store realized I was flirting with them.

>>42391583
You gotta be direct with them. They don't understand flirting.

>>42391611
I said I want you and they just looked at me like I spoke a different language.

>>42391652
I said you have to be direct, not desperate.

>>42391663
>Me at the Pone Depot trying to get a Mare to wife with.
>Mfw all of them are busy and don't give me the time of day.

>>42391663
I wasn't desperate I did everything in order to show I was interested I even looked her in the eyes.

>>42391576
I feel like that aspect of her isn’t used enough

Mare pheromones should be classified as sexual assault

>Anon wants to talk about having foals