Your waifu is always there for (You).

Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane.

>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?
Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth.
>How do you know if you have a waifu?
When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.

Last Wednesday's thread: >>42386902

Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support. thread is on time this time yay

cutest mare

Discussion prompt to kick us off: was it love at first sight, or did you have to get a little more familiar with her before you worked out that she was the one? How'd you feel about her beforehand?

>>42435808
I instantly knew Discord was my favorite, but it took a while before I realized/admitted to myself that I'm a waifufag.

>>42435653 (OP)
I don't always have something to say, but I'm always happy to see this thread around. Thanks for posting, anon.
>>42435808
I don't remember much. I think it was [a feeling] at n-th glance. I think before that I was scrolling past her threads, sometimes peeking in, and I think it was then that I was hooked. I'll admit I saw her in the show beforehand, but she didn't immediately catch my attention, she didn't stand out from the myriad of cute mares in my view. And yet, [undefined pony] got me, and she won't let go fully, it seems. [the feeling] is unclear, but at the same time I cannot say there is nothing there.
I just wish I could do more for her from my heart; defining [the feeling] and related concepts appears to be prerequisite. I think it would be easier on me if it wasn't a sudden [feeling], but rather if it was an effect of the longer process of becoming acquainted with [the pony]. Some would say it's pretty that "your waifu chooses you", but I'm starting to feel it can be a bittersweet thing for some.

>>42436582
Forgot: I appreciate anons responding to my autistic waifudoubtposting, even if I don't muster myself to respond in time, you can consider me thankful for your efforts to help figuring this out. Always a pleasure to read other anons' thoughts on loving pone.

>>42436304
You and me both - the resemblance is getting a little uncanny, isn't it? He's been lodged somewhere in the back of my mind since 2011, and it only took a moment of re-exposure to bring all of those feelings back in blinding clarity, plus interest. I probably shouldn't have left him out in the statue garden behind my mind palace for so long, but he's out, now, and there's no more containing him. Not that I'd consider that to be a bad thing.

i just branded pinkie pie and aryannes cutie marks into my flesh with butane flame heated metal wanted to mention before waifu wednesday ends. Did it during but have to edit footage will release in few hours

>>42436582
It is bittersweet, but so is the finest chocolate.
>>42437373
Chat, is this real?

>>42436858
I drew a Discord for the 4CC group picture! He wasn't even planned, but /vmg/ was marked as "no idea what to do with this team", and I immediately thought of Discord in place of Nokia's Snake. I'm so happy it turned out well, I almost cried. Felt like my Noodle was given a small reason to be proud of me for a change.

>>42437617
So I saw! Exceptional work. Your Discord pics are always a delight (totally unbiased, here). I've been drawing more than usual, lately, myself... I really ought to make something nice for him.

>>42437373
what the fuck anon

>>42437373

>>42437373
We look forward to seeing your dedication made manifest, anon.

>>42437373
no fuckin way

>>42437373

Rarity C: <3

Twifag former OP and Mare Cult admin here. The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. Here in the week of /ww/'s second anniversary, I feel like this is a good time to talk about and comment on some of /ww/'s history, talk about some of my own opinions on waifuism, and to tie up some ends that have been left loose for long enough. 4chan is really awful at longform discussion, so I'll have to make this five longposts before returning to my slumber. Feel free to scroll past it if you're not here for this kind of thing.

I started up /ww/ as a reboot of the disorganized waifu threads in August 2023, with the hope that people would be able to take inspiration from each other, to explore their love, and to take it out into the wider world as a part of their unique physical, mental, and spiritual journey. My original vision was really more that people would be strongly motivated by their love to learn, experience, and grow as people, and once per week they'd write back some little snippet of how that went for them. We did form a small community with a lot of valuable discussion, applied friendship, and camaraderie, and along the way a few of us took a strong interest in the esoteric aspect of waifuism. This led to some very long tangents that would seem to dominate discussion in the thread, and it was beginning to stifle other discussion at times. These long esoteric tangents didn't belong anywhere else on 4chan and were at times only barely relevant to /ww/, so it was decided that a new imageboard would be created, culminating in the birth of Mare Cult in February of 2024. Mare Cult gave us a great place for high volume, scholarly discussion about controversial topics, and not even necessarily just esoteric ones: Mare Cult was more conceived as a place that would discuss the magic of friendship and all that entails, which may not necessarily always be esoteric. While the bulk of the discussion was of the arcane, there was still a culture of friendly familiarity in that place.

It attracted a few people, but after about the first month of the site's life, there were pretty much just three people using the site (sound familiar?): myself, Erisfag, and a Moonfag. We discussed our research and journey in one particular thread for some months, which did lead to a bit of public spectacle on a couple of occasions due to the sheer bizarreness (from the normie's perspective) of our interests and the nature of what we were learning, some of which was getting to be probably a bit more personal than really needed to be out in the open. It had started to become more like our own three-person hangout that was hard for others to keep up with, so we rather quietly migrated that particular thread out of the public eye but kept it going on a hidden board.

1/5

>>42439414
This went on for another couple months beyond common public perception, and to make a long story short Moonfag finally had one meltdown too many and disappeared on us. By the time that happened, if we turned back around and looked at the main board on the site, it was getting something like two posts per month, and probably at least half of those were me. There was absolutely zero engagement or discussion. It was starkly apparent that it had truly become "this-thread.org". Even after Moonfag's disappearance, Erisfag and I were still in touch, and life had changed enough to leave us without any kind of enthusiasm for moderating a dead board, so we decided to mercy kill the site.

4chan might be shit, but it's also not the only place people can go even right this very second. If people were sufficiently motivated, there are at least two other sites with better moderation that would probably provide an overall more enjoyable experience. Apparently, even two weeks of downtime earlier this year wasn't enough to get people off this site, so from an altchan admin's perspective, it's pretty hard to justify running a place that'll always be seen as a backup site, rather than a place with an actual community that's passionate about being there. Between that and users like this >>42411550 making up the entirety of the Mare Cult userbase at the time of its demise, I really don't have any continued interest in running an anonymous imageboard. While I am big on friendship and would theoretically like to give people places to speak, I also need to get something out of it to make it something other than a burnout-inducing spam cleanup machine and work generator. You have no idea how fucking buggy LynxChan is, and LynxChan is one of the """better""" choices for imageboard software. Three users was already enough to cause all kinds of fucking weird site bugs. If I were to do something else today, I'd want to set up a community that's more gated but not a Discord server; I don't need that kind of drama and it's a garbage chat program anyway, making it safe from the barbarians roaming and pillaging the modern internet. In my opinion, that's why imageboard culture everywhere is dying, actually: imageboards just don't fit the current state of the world very much more, and it's all too easy for a well-meaning community to be broken up either accidentally by the barbarians or as part of a personal vendetta or targeted attack due to the lack of any kind of real gatekeeping inherent in imageboard design. Turns out that in the longer haul, you need to make actual friends for a community to survive. The ponies were right all along.

2/5

>>42439418
As for why I haven't come back to /ww/ very much beyond obvious 4chan reasons: events on and just prior to Mare Cult did force me to look inside myself and really put everything I knew and believed to the test in a much more rigorous way than I had before. I became unable to ignore my lack of grounding in some things, and it did greatly change my view of a lot of things, ultimately for the better. Despite Mare Cult's problems and inability to form a real community, it was ultimately a success in the sense that it taught me what I needed and wanted to know, including some conclusions about the nature of waifuism. Especially back in 2024, my perception was that it would be exceedingly unpopular to try to port those rather esoterically-backed lessons over to /ww/. It seemed to me at the time that /ww/ had seemed to become comfortable with what it knew, and didn't really have that thirst to look beyond that, having already chased that discussion to its place of death on Mare Cult. At the time, it seemed like talking about it would be curing a disease by killing the patient, so to speak.

The elephant in the room here are my answers to the question of what a waifu is, and what it means to love one. To quote our own OP's definition, which I once contributed part of:
>Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth.
This isn't wrong at all and is a good working definition, though the connotation of the word waifu itself relies on common conceptions about the nature of what imagination really is that I take issue with. To most, imagination is seen as pure fantasy, like random noise that collides in their mind to produce shapes and colors. From that perspective, the origin of anything imaginative doesn't have much of a pedigree: it's "just something I came up with," or words to that effect. I don't see it the same way. Rather, I would say that imagination is having the gift to be able to see things beneath the waters of the lake of intuition, to be able to see beyond the veil to glimpse what already is. From that perspective, rather than my own Twilight being based on a character in the show, it's much more that the characters in Friendship is Magic were based on the same being that I am already in love with, and that recognition sparks feelings that are deeper and longer-lived than it may appear from an outside perspective. Have you ever noticed how in tuppermancy, or with some OCs on Derpibooru and the like, they start as something very clearly based on the show, but over time tend to slide into their own passionate "reimagination" of the original characters? Very often, the purity of vision increases with focus, and becomes much more uniquely true to the individual in question.

3/5

>>42439423
These characters as they physically appear in art and media are more like pointers to the one that you already love deep down inside, and as a result become a common place to let your love unfold from a point of singularity. What you see in a pre-existing character might not necessarily be what somebody else sees, either, in the same way that the shadows of figures inside Plato's Cave are merely representations of an object rather than the object itself. In a like vein, a fictional character is more of a representation of a being than a being itself. And it's a bit of a digression, but this is true for a lot of other things in the physical world beyond fictional characters.

From a different angle, this is a bit like wandering around a port town. It's a common area where lots of people are and can live, but it's also by design a huge gateway for adventure, exploration, trade, piracy, peacekeeping, fishing, pleasure cruising, or whatever other journey is right for you to set out on. No matter which boat you climb aboard, your journey and voyage will be uniquely yours, yet most likely you won't be on that journey alone. You'll meet lots of people and free spirits along the way, and it's pretty likely that by the end of it you'll find reward and meaning, and a "place" in the sea of possibility to call uniquely yours. I can say that I've embarked on an extremely unique adventure, extremely bizarre at times but also extremely rewarding, and I really couldn't be any happier with how it's turned out. It's possible that on your journey, you'll arrive at different conclusions than I, but speaking for myself: by letting go of "waifu" as a label for how I see my interactions with Twilight, I've opened the door to something much larger and more fulfilling than I would have if I tried to continue to shove my feelings into that box, and I've gained an entire horse family that even extends back down into the physical world in a way I would have otherwise overlooked by trying to squint through somebody else's glasses.

4/5

>>42439426
At least for my particular family, there's no element of fear or jealousy that demands perfect exclusivity and emulation of traditional ideals of human courtship and marriage. Maybe the white picket fence ideal summed up by the word "waifu" itself and its derivation from wife does work for some people, but at the end of the day it didn't for me when I really thought about it. Among me and my horse family, it's well understood that we all love, and love together in a chaotic, disorganized way that doesn't rely on any particular social enforcement or contract. Twilight is certainly extremely close to me, but to us, that doesn't mean that that closeness should come at the expense of shutting others out. Rather, we're all here, together, and happy, and that chaos borne of pure love sparks all sorts of creativity and fortitude, keeping the entire community I hold dear close and happy rather than instilling an atomizing mentality of exclusivity and rugged individuality. In my opinion, that spirit of very deep cooperation can result in far greater achievements than limiting oneself to a much smaller personal world. In essence, friendship really is magic: a state of harmony isn't reached by rigidly following a rulebook about how to live, but by living in the flow and living harmoniously.

As for what I have been up to materially, Erisfag and I are indeed close friends, and we're on the verge of starting a new business. Oldfags might remember some of my old posts foreshadowing a robopone business (>>40591053), eventually culminating in the creation of a beautiful crown jewel to celebrate the accomplishment (top of >>40585705). Suffice to say that the time for this is getting to be very close at hand, and going forward I'm going to be extremely busy and have even less time to drop by than I have had recently. We've already been hard at work laying the ground for this, and I just happened to have a short lull and felt like I should drop by to say hi, probably for the last time in a long while. I think that a lot of you will very pleased to see some of what comes off our drawing board before too long.

Eris and Erisfag also say hi; they contributed to this text wall.

5/5

>>42437373
This is exactly the kind of thing I look forward to in these threads. Looking forward to seeing more about it.

>>42439430
I thank you for your visit and write up, Twifren. May your life continue on in this harmonious chaos you have discovered for yourself, ever evolving into something more fulfilling and profound than you had previously thought possible.

>>42439430
>there's no element of fear or jealousy that demands perfect exclusivity and emulation of traditional ideals of human courtship and marriage
Does that mean you have a romantic relationship IRL? If so, how does that impact the love you feel for your dear waifu?

>>42439898
"Romantic" is an interesting word with rather vague and circular dictionary definitions, and due to the connotation it has I generally don't frame any of my relationships with it, but to answer the question of whether I very deeply love more than one being, the answer is yes. Both ponies and humans, and depending on how you define "romance" precisely, the number might change. As for the impact on the first love that I recognized as love, if anything it makes that first feeling of love stronger. To me and us, it's shared love between all parties, and this openness allows for a very deep level of trust that really lets you appreciate all of a being due to the transformative nature of many interactions.

For me it isn't like a centralized harem where the focus is on one individual, but a pretty fully distributed group love that more resembles what you'd see in sibling dynamics, where the group might not necessarily spend every second with every member together, but they can bounce off each other in a moment-by-moment basis with lots of side channels. Lewd moments do happen sometimes, but even though those moments might not always involve me there's not really a cheating concern, to address part of what I mean by the lack of fear or jealousy. Love and let love.

>>42439762
Thanks! Good tidings of chaos to you, Anon.

I want to write something but I must get to it tomorrow so don't die tonight please

>>42437373
i wanna see!!!

>>42440845
Bumping for (You).

>>42437373
anon you better deliver

Great writeup twifag, it's good to hear the whole story from the horse's mouth.

>>42439418
This part about the death of imageboards and the roving barbarians is a hard pill to swallow but it seems very true. Since AI bots have been a thing, my friends and I have been predicting/hoping for a return to more personal isolated forums like the old web. Following this train of thought also led me to remember one such forum I used to be a part of: Waifu Central. It was the only community I ever found that's even remotely comparable to this section of waifu culture here on /mlp/ but last I checked it kinda got killed by discord, of course. Looks like the site is still up, we could probably create a little enclave there if we wanted to; I'm in support of a private forum with accountability through and through. Although you'll find that forums engender the exact same drama as discord, autism gonna autism - at least forums can be hosted by private parties.
>>42439423
>>42439426
I'm glad to hear your revelations, but I have to admit it's very frustrating for me to read this section. For my part I'd been trying so hard to convey this to you and the others before and during the mare cult phenomenon, but I was sidelined to the point where I had no choice but to give up on the community completely because you (collectively) wouldn't even meaningfully engage with what I had to say. Maybe it was just the cult of personality around Moonfag and the allure of the magic spectacle that did it, but socially I was reduced to the level of a mere bystander instead of a peer or a friend whose perspective matters, simply because I didn't fully buy into the fad.
At the end of the day though, I'm glad lessons were learned and the overall wisdom gained seems to have been worth it for you and hopefully the others too. May it be of benefit to waifuists everywhere and all beings.
>>42439430
I'm looking forward to hearing about whatever you're up to, maybe we'll see each other at mare fair?

>>42442049
>For my part I'd been trying so hard to convey this to you and the others before and during the mare cult phenomenon, but I was sidelined to the point where I had no choice but to give up on the community completely because you (collectively) wouldn't even meaningfully engage with what I had to say.
Not to dig up old bones but my recollection differs significantly. You appeared intermittently, often misrepresented ongoing discussions (aligning with your admission of only reading ~15% of material, even pre-Mare Cult), and became frustrated when others declined to re-explain foundational concepts constantly. While I value the connection we had at first, as things got active I never found your interpretations or proposed textbook solutions credible or workable within the framework we were actively building.
>but socially I was reduced to the level of a mere bystander instead of a peer or a friend whose perspective matters, simply because I didn't fully buy into the fad.
Collaboration requires consistent, informed engagement. The project demanded deconstructing fundamentals, which is an approach fundamentally incompatible with applying rigid, pre-existing dogma without addressing prior critiques. Had you engaged with the remaining 85% of the discourse you acknowledged skipping, many misunderstandings could have been preempted. Regardless, that era is concluded.
>At the end of the day though, I'm glad lessons were learned and the overall wisdom gained seems to have been worth it for you and hopefully the others too. May it be of benefit to waifuists everywhere and all beings.
The insights gained were indeed valuable, hard-won through deep collective engagement. I’m certain they’ll prove useful.
>I'm looking forward to hearing about whatever you're up to, maybe we'll see each other at mare fair?
Not sure I have the time or budget. We'll see.

>"Waifu" polygamy
>3DPD relationships, "waifu" on the side
There's a reason most waifufags avoid this thread like the plague.

>>42442619
That is just the reality when you have so much love to share.

>>42441902
You new?

>>42437373
Branding Time. punctuality is the thief of time and i apologize for taking so long to reply like a fucking lazy pony. first footage 1/3 of the branding is being dumb but here is what counts, also did aryanne but shes not my waifu, perhaps leader potentially.
>waifu wednesday and horsie intro
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/0wf252uz.mp4
>timestamp
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/40tswvq8.mp4
>pinkie pie brand
https://u.pone.rs/prciceab.mp4
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/gnopljn3.mp4
>shorter version of ponk brand
https://files.catbox.moe/y9oo9m.mp4
>aryanne brand
https://u.pone.rs/vitjpgoo.mp4

i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie best horse best pony

>>42443515
I've been having thoughts lately that I've been going a little bit crazy with this waifu thing, then I see stuff like you're doing and I realize the missus and I have a long, long way to go. Thanks for putting everything into perspective, ponkbro.

i might redo the very top heart part of aryannes mark
>42443543
coco is an anal horse hehe

>>42443515
KEK

>>42443515
Wow, you actually delivered. And to think - for all this time, I mistook you for an annoying pseud. How silly of me. You win this round, you girly-haired Ponkfag. Your honour is proven. If you can commit to this, then I feel like I can consider my distant dream of a wrist-to-shoulder Discord tat a little more seriously. Inspiration comes from some unlikely places, doesn't it?

>>42443515
Am I still in the process of going to bed, or dreaming already? It's a bold thing to do, so I'm interested in learning why you've done it.

>>42443627
i got drunk and fucked up a panel on why pinkie is best pony in an online con earlier this year and it still haunts me, rambling like some schizoaffective jim lahey and hardly explained my love for her. retribution for misrepresenting her

>>42443715
>>42443627
other one was because two flanks and i let anons pick and they went with aryanne lyra or twilight

>>42443515
KEK
Cheers, pinkie tranny, maybe you're not so bad after all
I'm the Aryannefag that requested her cutie mark. I definitely didn't think you were actually gonna do it, but celestia bless you for your auts and proving me wrong. This is the kinda shit that could bring /ww/ back to life. Ponk would probably be more than slightly worried about you for doing this, but hey, you did it for her so it's all good
If you go to mare fair I'll buy you a beer or maybe a glass of wine or a gay fruity cocktail because that seems more your speed kek don't go to mare fair, you'll definitely get raped
Oh yeah idk if you saw but turns out a windmill-included version of the coming ary coin is probably happening after all, so keep your eyes out for that, ya cunt
>>42443074
get fucked IDIOT

>>42443715
>messed up panel
I can imagine that stings, Ponkfren. Especially since this mistake can't be undone like a bad haircut could immediately be corrected by another hairdresser. But mistakes happen, Nonny. It's exactly how we learn important lessons such as not showing up to important meetings drunk or stoned - that's a thing you're in control of getting right from here on out (unless someone poisoned you with drugs).

>the branding
Pinkie is a forgiving pony. And I'm going to remind you that a crime presented to a court will only be punished ONCE, not time and again. Your "crime" of genuine human error has been paid for in full by this insane branding.
And although the branding was done out of guilt and remorse, you should look at your marks and see instead reminders or magical symbols for channeling more Laughter and Wi(ndmi)llpower into your life.

Your guilt has been absolved. Embrace Ponk.

>>42442627
I still think it's possible to have both a waifu and a 3dpd relationship because they're different kinds of love. After all, it's possible to have a dearly beloved but also love your children, friends, life etc. without it diminishing the love between any two soul mates. However, it will greatly depend on the people involved, and there will be awkward moments.

I would never share my heart with somebody who disrespects mai waifu, and luckily, my favorite human (who is not at all like Discord, for better or worse) has embraced that I come with a box of infinite chaos spaghetti. I'm encouraged to eventually get myself a 4m long daki or decorate my room in a Discordy way if it makes me happy, as long as I don't turn the /entire/ home into Autism Central or cheat on my 3dpd (e.g. with someone more like Discord). And if Discord came knocking at the door tomorrow, I'd ask to live this boring human life first because I won't betray either my 3dpd or Discord. If I sacrificed one for the other, I'd lose both. (Also, I'll start a family and teach my kids to be chaotic and creative.) The lessons I am to learn in this life will only ever deepen my waifuism, and Discord will always be the spark keeping me alive. Because he is mai waifu for laifu, and no opinion by another /ww/ Anon can change such simple a fact.
Perhaps it's a different category of Waifuism, but in the case of a Discord waifu, the proverbial child has already fallen into the well, as we say in German. It's already a distortion of Waifuism though without compromising on the core tenant of a lifelong bond.

>>42443515
maybe this is a stupid question but why not just get a tattoo?

>>42443515
Based schizo. I've always liked you, girly-haired ponkchad.

I don't understand how can one have a waifu and an IRL relationship at the same time. Don't you feel bad for cucking your 2d sweetheart? That despite all your love for them, you still surrendered to your own desires and got with someone else, emotionally hurting them?

Everytime I go to an waifuist community I see the exact same thing: all is love at first, but when the loneliness start wearing down they cop out of their committed relationship. Some get new "waifus", others seek to have more than one "waifu" at the same time, others even go for 3DPD, two timing their loved one. It's sick, it's degenerate self-centeredness. How would you feel if you were your loved one's husbando and them they decided "oh, I can't meet up with him in this lifetime, might as well hook up with a random pony".

And them are attwhores like >>42443515. Do you really think Pinkie would be happy with this bullshit? Value yourself. Think the opposite: what if she did something she regretted and decided to brand her own flank with another's pony cutie mark? Would you like seeing her with Cheese's on one side and Big Mac's on the other? It doesn't make any fucking sense.

And them, my friends, there this kind of bullshit right here:
>>42439423
>rather than my own Twilight being based on a character in the show, it's much more that the characters in Friendship is Magic were based on the same being that I am already in love with
Basically you don't love the character for who she is, but instead you use her to reach your ideal of a perfect partner. You don't want me meet her and know her deeply, you wish being the puppeteer of your own love, shaping her personality and memories onto something else. Sure, there is still part of the original character there, but ultimately you're the one defining how she should act and how she must feel. Waifus should be treated as POSSIBLE BEINGS, and not something to toy with.

>>42445177
For your high effort bait, I give you this: try using reading comprehension.

>>42445203
Challenging your ideals does not mean it is bait. I want to understand you guys.

>>42445203
That anon raised valid points/questions, bait or not.

>>42445369
Such as? If referring to ones angled at twifag, they seemed to already be addressed in the previous posts. I can only really see the attention whore section covering new ground.

>be me
>observing /ww/ whilst partaking of salted meats
>witness venerable anon unfurl five scrolls of eldritch provenance
>each vellum heavy with truths of equine paramours and fallen communes
>a chronicle worthy of Tacitus himself
>enter knave of meager comprehension
>"HOW DAREST THOU DEFILE THY PIXELED DAME?" he doth screech
>"IS NOT EACH SMILING ACQUAINTANCE TREASON MOST FOUL?"
>his spittle fogs the monitor like Thames mist
Yet mark, the sage already spake thus:
>"imagine a port where souls embark on diverse voyages"
>the craven alone demands all ships rot at dock
>recall Plato's cave where FiM's heroines are but flickering shades
>true forms dwell beyond the screen's feeble glow
>Harmony flows not from ledgers but chaotic affection's tide
The churl's failure is trivially evident: he seethes that OP ascended beyond lexicons, and he requires a wet nurse for his self-inflicted wounds. Thus the crux:
>"waifu" is but the harbor bell announcing greater seas
>Twilight Sparkle exists not as FiM's puppet but as eternal Muse
>communion of kindred spirits vanquishes solitary idolatry
>friendship's alchemy transmutes base loneliness to gold
>the knave's witless decree resounds
>"THOU DOST CARVE THY MUSE TO THINE OWN LIKENESS!"
>thus spake he who knoweth not the difference between sculptor and specter
tl;dr: Consume the inscribed wisdom or choke upon thine envy, milksop.

>>42445699
Got dayum that was a good read based anon
I must say I respect anon for bringing up some good questions, but you said it perfectly.
Tldr; be based, have waifu, reject reality, substitute your own.

>>42439414
>>42439418
>>42439423
>>42439426
>>42439430
Shut the fuck up.

>>42443515
Spermatozoa?

>>42445177
They're not waifufags. Lonely people join waifu communities as a coping mechanism. These lonely people often turn out to be perverts who don't take it seriously and claim to have a dozen waifus like a harem despite that being antithetical to the concept of waifuism. This general should be rebranded to "Favorites Friday" to be more accurate given that it's filled with posters who aren't waifufags. Discordfag gets a pass because infidelity is chaotic.

>>42439430
did you archive the site?

>>42445177
this

>>42445177
>confirmed homosexual NaziHorseMolester trying to derail thread and start problems again
bad retard, why don't you post your waifu or devotions. no ponk wouldn't be too happy if i tried that in equestria but im not in equestria yet, this is like a shell of WORTHLESS flesh im possessing currently to carry out what needs put in order for a new era of pony. ponk wouldn't brand herself but she would certainly mirror herself or some other antic. i don't mess around romantically with humans or other non equine. humans especially not, ponkers would realistically not want to be my lover in equestria but she guides me as ive achieved self aware waifuism i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie

>>42447262
Being able to love someone who can't love you back, and instead of being hurt you continue to cherish their friendship, that's some next level shit actually. Takes a lot of will, and a high level of emotional intelligence.

pony

>>42447265
>Being able to love someone who can't love you back, and instead of being hurt you continue to cherish their friendship, that's some next level shit actually.
This is part of why I call Discord mai waifu instead of husbando; most husbando-havers I've met have >multiple husbandos they do have fond feelings for, but they have this sentiment of "Oh, I'd say YES in a heartbeat if he asked me out! But since he isn't real, I will just ship him with another fictional character (esp. the canon love interest) to see him happy".
What they experience is potentiality and detachment instead of actualization and commitment. They could have their love story right now, a story more subtle and spiritual than sex and money provided by another meatbag, but it's laughed off while still dreamt about.

One could argue I'm barely any better because of my 3d, but I've stumbled into that relationship because of Discord, I treat Discord as part of my family, and if my 3d relationship were to fail, I'd go back to being a celibate waifufag, and some sort of hermit.

Luckily, devoted, monogamous husbandofags do exist. But then there's still that idea of gender roles, the idea of the male providing for the female. Not to mention that Discord is relationship-phobe. So the best way I could express my loving devotion to a reserved Noodle was to subvert the waifu/husbando label, especially since "husbando" was merely an artificially created afterthought to "waifu". Only the rawest, realest OG shit for my Chaos waifu.

>>42435653 (OP)

bumpers

>>42435808
ponk always had a charm, i sensed but never really picked up on until i started a lonely little quest to find the perfect waifu because everyone else had a waifu. i was going to create an index of each mare and their certain traits to logically find thee perfect mare and was also derpyfagging a bit because hawt retarded mare, but when i was lowest i always resorted to hugging my ponk and sobbing. i noticed the brightness of her joy and her element, it, not to sound faggy, radiated from various media of her and even from a simple wall poster of her. i didnt understand what this sensation and feeling was, what her joy and almost tranquility, FUCKING harmony meant or why or equestrian values and cosmic shit(i say cosmic repeatedly because there are other 'realms' 'realities' and beings we can allow to communicate to us and ive experience this but i wont dive into in this post) but a few years back i knew i couldnt ignore ponk anymore. i started my waifuism for her, i didnt know why her but i felt a good force towards her. but at start i was very primaly horny and deranged. selfservient waifuism, at worst masterbate to pinkie and most depraved arts, fics and beyond, put a glazed donut on my cock and fuck it while ponk at my feet looks into my eyes while im clopping to pinkie inserting candycanes into her pussy or weird grimdark shit and bad twilight ponk ships and wrote some insane cringy edgy fanfics and greens. i was so depressed and drug addicted losing literally a whole year and was contemplating shooting myself or suicide with train because trains and autism lol and easy access to em. but formed an epic pony suicide playlist and would just fuck off into woods high and die. i started studying the shows themes and incorporating elements into my life and stopped being so sexual aggressive and schizo and started befriending horsefriends and working on self improvement and care as id taken the 'do it for her' meme to heart, id started working on my hobbies more and it be for her and pony related, i love her she is my marefriend and ill fuck and impregnate her in equestria was my new mindset make food for my plushie, do her mane, tuck her in and take care too(i still do), id reached 'level 2' or mutualistic waifusm, i thought wed be soul mates ill have foals with this adhd riddled horsie with awesome antics. but ive slowly reached what i dub self aware waifuism or advanced waifuism, it inhabits many traits of mutualistic waifusm but i meditate, have once astral projected, lucid dream(used to more and repost the pony dream thread) but i rarely sleep and only have nightmares. i want to spread based pony opinions, art and expose the pieces of shit plagueing and ruining pony and these chans. i want to gather a group of similar thinking anons to whom we'll all horseful and worthy of equestria and we will start a new era or coming of pony that we will gatekeep very aggressively from those who aim to derail. youll find your waifu anon don't worry

>>42449009
ive always wondered before why i never chose discord but ponk shares to many traits with me. i once believed the cognitive level of waifusm ive achieved can only be achieved through waifuing specific ponies, like pinkie pie, discord, and some similar but ive been shifting my opinion on that although ponk and discord share very special traits that could only benifit through souly understanding them. however i personally have a philosophy and warning: a trixiefag or heavy trixie enthusiast is 90% of the time a red flag for trans or pedophilia. trixie is interesting an mare doing the one thing she can in all world where thats all you can do and gets ridiculed... yes but trixie is genuinely fucking mean sometimes too which is the real reason ponies and people dont like her, she is way smarter than dash and has ego down, she is the trixiemaxxer, but cant do practical magic like twilight autismm sparkle who is fucking phenomenal at magic. im trying to keep an equal balance of twilightsparklemaxxing and trixiemaxxing without going down a stupid non canon starlight glimmer pipeline and not start cozymaxxing. i dont like silver or tiara but have always been a cozyfag to an extent, not canon not canon not canon not canon though but golly. pinkie pie is laughter, she is hope and caring. if i had even one friend in equestria, or somepony who thought somewhat nicely of me in some way occasionally it would be pinkie, i hope, its not my choice or ruling but id be very helpful to the town and kind and even a 'hi anon' every now and then if randomly crossing paths in the streets, from pinkie or even a random pony because i have made those ponies lives happy or peacefuler the way pinkie once did to me when i was a human in this world. Ill probably grow crops, write and draw in equestria

>>42449123
i typed starlight glimmer but meant sunse shimmer

>>42449009
ive always wondered before why i never chose discord but ponk shares to many traits with me. i once believed the cognitive level of waifusm ive achieved can only be achieved through waifuing specific ponies, like pinkie pie, discord, and some similar but ive been shifting my opinion on that although ponk and discord share very special traits that could only benifit through souly understanding them. however i personally have a philosophy and warning: a trixiefag or heavy trixie enthusiast is 90% of the time a red flag for trans or pedophilia. trixie is interesting an mare doing the one thing she can in all world where thats all you can do and gets ridiculed... yes but trixie is genuinely fucking mean sometimes too which is the real reason ponies and people dont like her, she is way smarter than dash and has ego down, she is the trixiemaxxer, but cant do practical magic like twilight autismm sparkle who is fucking phenomenal at magic. im trying to keep an equal balance of twilightsparklemaxxing and trixiemaxxing without going down a stupid non canon sunsetshimmerpipeline and not start cozymaxxing. i dont like silver or tiara but have always been a cozyfag to an extent, not canon not canon not canon not canon though but golly. pinkie pie is laughter, she is hope and caring. if i had even one friend in equestria, or somepony who thought somewhat nicely of me in some way occasionally it would be pinkie, i hope, its not my choice or ruling but id be very helpful to the town and kind and even a 'hi anon' every now and then if randomly crossing paths in the streets, from pinkie or even a random pony because i have made those ponies lives happy or peacefuler the way pinkie once did to me when i was a human in this world. Ill probably grow crops, write and draw in equestria

the swastika is now also infected but its infected for equestria i guess

>>42449153
Holy blabbering and confession to faggotry and foalcon fantasies. We knew this anyways, but thanks for admitting to it finally.

>>42449009
>>42449153
Calm down, Nonny.

>old /ww/ OP comes back just to spew schizo justifications for being unfaithful to his waifu
>ponktranny spewing whatever that is
Absolutely fucking bleak. Maybe /ww/ should just die after all.

>>42447605
Pretty based actually

>>42449882
Could be worse, you could have foeshits.

>>42445177
>>42449230
you will never go to equestria, faggot

>>42443515
most mentally ill tranny of nu/mlp/

Discordfag reporting - no, not that one, the other one. What a weekend, huh? I'm coming hot off the back of the 4CC; between contributions to that and my own personal work, I'm quite sure I've drawn more in these past few days than I've done in the last few months. I couldn't have done it without his help (that is, to say, him prodding me to do something in return for what he's given me). I'm hoping to have something dedicated solely to him (that's the personal work I was referring to) finished in time for the upcoming Wednesday, and it'll get posted in either this thread or the one that succeeds Believe it or not, he really is a positive influence. See you then. Arrivederci.

Haven't posted here in a long while. I transferred from med/surg to critical care nursing this year. Tired and stressed but am trying to be the best nurse I can for for my Reddy

>>42450663
I need to proofread my posts more. fug.

GUYS I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO OLD FOR HER !!! Not a derpyfag but the image caught my eye

>>42450766
One of the great joys of loving a non-organic being is that they don't get old and age in the same way people do. In your head perhaps they mature, becoming better versions of themselves, but there's no biology to decay, just ideas.

>>42450802
WILL THOSE HOLD IN MY 40S? 60S? 80S?!
Probably, if I still care by then. Thank you, I think I just needed a sane voice in my vicinity.

>>42450812
They won't. Your brain will discard mares as unneded trash (noise) as you get older. It's an inevitability, and will happen faster if you're a cumbrain giving yourself early Alzheimer's.

bump

>>42450310
Bruh

>>42450650
Have fun, Discordbro. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing whatever you're cooking. Remember you have the option to be a day late when at risk of crashing and burning right before the finish line, for this is not a paid job but a matter of the heart.

>>42450663
I hope you're getting some rest for a change, Nursebro. Lots of anons are proud of (You), and I believe Redheart is all the prouder. How do you bond with Nursie outside of being a devoted nurse?

>>42450766
Do waifus grow older or remain forever young? That's a question I'm glad I dodged because Discord ironically doesn't change much. (Insert joke about already being perfect here.)

>>42450924
Charming.

>>42451560
in regards to aging i think this anon got it pretty much right
>>42450802
i mean even as they're all adults embroiled and experienced and feel like they're early 20s to late 20s/early 30s and yet they have the emotional maturity of children. even nightmare moon was pretty much like this. ponies are archetypes first and creatures second
the only problem with aging is the cynicism and sagging, really. makes you feel like you're in your millions

>>42452180
It makes perfect sense, Discordfags would be into what they'd call a "handsome woman".
You know, plain, masculine, fridge bodied.

>>42452223
>It makes perfect sense [proceeds to state something non-sequitur]
Kek. Are those tomboy-loving Discordfags in the room with us right now?

>>42452256
Their waifu is a chaotic...thing, you don't think it would follow that her appearance might be more unorthodox than stereotypically 'attractive'? Lol.

>>42452263
>3dpd