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I’ve been jerking it to ponies for 13 years. I turn 30 this winter. Would Fluttershy be mad at me?
Anonymous No.42448298 [Report]
>>42448295 (OP)
Would Fluttershy let me live with her?
Anonymous No.42448302 [Report] >>42448303
>>42448295 (OP)
Yeah, you're too old for her.
Anonymous No.42448303 [Report]
>>42448302
>Yeah, you're too old for her.
Anon, she has Discord
Anonymous No.42448309 [Report]
Nice samefag, lil bro.
>>42448295 (OP)
She, of all ponies, would understand you giving yourself a little kindness.
Anonymous No.42448356 [Report] >>42448358
>>42448295 (OP)
Depends on what ponies you've been cranking it to.
Anonymous No.42448358 [Report] >>42448589
>>42448356
Cozy Glow of course.
Anonymous No.42448589 [Report]
>>42448358
Anonymous No.42448674 [Report]
>>42448295 (OP)
Not mad, just disappointed.
Anonymous No.42448680 [Report] >>42448696
I don't wanna become older than my waifu, bros.
Anonymous No.42448696 [Report]
>>42448680
Then waifu Celestia or Luna. Easy solution.
Anonymous No.42448702 [Report] >>42448712 >>42448838 >>42448850
Back when i just started watching MLP i was really ashamed of masturbating to ponies and i remember standing on my knees on my bed and apologizing to imaginary Fluttershy in my head for jacking off to mares
Anonymous No.42448712 [Report]
>>42448702
You must continue atone and repent for your sins and apologise for being a degenerate to the mares if you even want the fickle chance of being accepted into Equestria.
Anonymous No.42448737 [Report] >>42448763
My tulpa certainly is disappointed with my choices- should ponies be upset that we jerk it to them? I would normally think its flattering but
Anonymous No.42448763 [Report] >>42448801 >>42448825
>>42448737
>imagining someone who's disappointed that you jerk it to ponies
How much of a masochist could you possibly be
Anonymous No.42448801 [Report]
>>42448763
you have no idea, pal
Anonymous No.42448813 [Report]
I've been masturbating for 13 years. Today is the day I fuck.
Anonymous No.42448825 [Report]
>>42448763
depends on who the tulpa is. for golly or chrysalis for example, he's in one hell of a ride
Anonymous No.42448838 [Report] >>42448856 >>42455047
>>42448702
>apologizing to imaginary Fluttershy
I've been thinking recently that Fluttershy embodies the sort of unconditional love that the God of Christians has for mankind. Is that why you were apologizing to her specifically?
Anonymous No.42448850 [Report] >>42448890 >>42457190
>>42448702
god i'm glad i quit clopping
Anonymous No.42448856 [Report] >>42448870
>>42448838
No, it was because i was jacking off to her earlier that day.
Anonymous No.42448870 [Report]
>>42448856
Excellent taste
Anonymous No.42448873 [Report]
>>42448295 (OP)
xittertranny blog thread
Anonymous No.42448878 [Report] >>42448892
>>42448295 (OP)
Holy waste of your life anon.
Anonymous No.42448890 [Report] >>42448924
>>42448850
Why?
Anonymous No.42448892 [Report] >>42448927
>>42448878
How so?
Anonymous No.42448924 [Report] >>42449563 >>42450760
>>42448890
i missed the innocence i felt when i started watching the show
plus i admired and idolised rainbow dash since the first episode and i felt dirty when jerking off to her
Anonymous No.42448927 [Report]
>>42448892
>
Anonymous No.42448938 [Report] >>42449404
>>42448295 (OP)
Of course! Fluttershy loves all kinds of animals.
Anonymous No.42449404 [Report]
>>42448938
wrong she kills animals like PETA
Anonymous No.42449431 [Report]
>>42448295 (OP)
You've been jerking it to ponies longer than you have been jerking it to humans. Honorary pony.
Anonymous No.42449448 [Report] >>42449459
When was the first time you jerked it to ponies? I wanna say mine was early 2011.
Anonymous No.42449459 [Report]
>>42449448
I wanna say I started watching ponies around May 2011 but it took me until 2012 to finally succumb.
Anonymous No.42449563 [Report]
>>42448924
>Idolize the literal worst pony
No wonder you feel dirty for cranking it to that.
Anonymous No.42450760 [Report]
>>42448924
Fair. I can respect that.
Anonymous No.42450776 [Report] >>42450815 >>42450832 >>42450952 >>42450980
i tried not jerking it to ponies and then had a dream where twilight sucked my dick. was so ashamed
may equestria burn away my sin and let me be stronger going forward
Anonymous No.42450815 [Report]
>>42450776
776. 1 off from 777, number associated with perfection. very fitting
i fall short of the cartoon horses
Anonymous No.42450832 [Report]
>>42450776
I had several "mare rapes me" dreams.
Shit was so cash.
Anonymous No.42450951 [Report]
>>42448295 (OP)
Fluttershy is an extreme xenophile, I'm sure she would find your infatuation with a sentient alien species very relatable.
Anonymous No.42450952 [Report] >>42450989 >>42450990
>>42450776
I think I started jerking off to ponies around 2015, so about 10 years now.
I first felt scared about it, but then I completely embraced it
The way I look at it, pony clop's probably the only type of porn where I legit don't feel any sort of post-nut clarity masturbating to, at least if I jerk off to solo/loving sex stuff
Also, you're gonna have to get used to seeing your waifu's naked form one of these days if you end up in Equestria, so why not embrace that aspect of her beauty too along with everything else
Anonymous No.42450980 [Report] >>42450989
>>42450776
>being raped by Twily
I'm jealous
Anonymous No.42450989 [Report] >>42450994 >>42451298
>>42450952
i did for a solid year to [my pony] before snapping out of it; what if I get there and ponies are featureless? i wonder how aging would be handled in such a hypothetical scenario.
either way, assume i do suddenly get transported to equestria or i go there after that. magic is real then! but that means all the weird archetypal stuff of ponies being more harmonious and pure hold more water, and it may very well be optimally harmonious as to [burn away] my sin, and sin may simply be baked into my flesh with all my proclivities and extremities
ponies are incredibly pure creatures and inhabit such a pure world. i don't wish to taint it at all. and i don't think she'd exactly be proud to know i was whacking it to her. how could i imagine that? look at the pony i just posted or any other pony here. i can't imagine them approving of that.
morality is obvious. i think most people instinctively know what the right or wrong thing. the right thing being inconvenient for me does not mean i should try to justify it with words or try to be round-about regarding it. it is better to be good. it's what the ponies would want of me. an easy and good thing to internalise is to act as if ponies are communicating through hidden messages and symbols from equestria, and even though they (probably) are not, data observation will tilt towards [purity] and [being good] because that's what ponies are
>>42450980
it was very bizarre and upsetting. i didn't know what to think of the matter of her for a long time. it seemed likely that a [demon-equivalent [whether or not demons or real, this could apply to just my body being horny]] had simply managed to sneak past my defences, and it suggested that base repression is not enough, but rather, a complete atomisation of human sensibility may be necessary or possibly easier and better, to understand my subconscious on a deeper level. perhaps she sucked my dick as to encourage me to look into my subconscious as to be a better thinker
Anonymous No.42450990 [Report]
>>42450952
Based vanilla clop enjoyer
Anonymous No.42450994 [Report] >>42451004
>>42450989
>Ponies are le pure
Dumb headcanon
Only my waifu is pure, and only until we are reunited bodily
Anonymous No.42451004 [Report] >>42451010 >>42451021
>>42450994
i'm not implying anyone is immoral for wanting to have sex. just that although it may not be a vice in your context, i am quite sure it is in mine. gut feelings must be listened to, deciphering can be done later.
faust is well known to be a joker. it's well within my imagination that she was joking
additionally what made s1 great to me wasn't just that it was entirely faust. it was not. it was faust and her team. and although it was fausts vision of which i admired and put on a pedestal, it is good to be tempered by a team, so that you don't implement ideas like applejack's family headbutting apple trees. all giants and visionaries have weaknesses..
but assuming i go to equestria and ponies do in fact have genitals i sort of headcanon they're hidden until needed via magic, which makes sense to me and generally seems consistent enough?
not too important.
i assume my libido would be significantly lowered and only piquing during romantic moments or whatever. the voracious human appetite doesn't seems like it really fits in equestria.
but even if not... well, first of all, a pure equestria, to me, seems more likely than these circumstances. but playing along with said circumstances anyway well i suppose i'd have a big problem on my hands considering everything i've been internalising, ha
Anonymous No.42451010 [Report] >>42451041
>>42451004
You sound lowkey schizo but good luck to you nonetheless
>voracious human appetite
Not a thing once you experience the rapture of lovey-dovey, foal-making sex with your waifu
Anonymous No.42451021 [Report] >>42451041 >>42455677
>>42451004
>blah blah blah sex bad
Okay moralfag
Anonymous No.42451041 [Report] >>42451237 >>42451286
>>42451010
>>42451021
moral duty is self evident regardless of whether or not you're listening
it is simply more likely that twilight did not suck my dick and that it was something using her as a stand-in for whatever purpose [lesson, most likely] and i think this mindset can be generalised out in an useful way and it might be good to think of things in such a manner if it is the right thing to do
it is important to be able to detach your desires from what you think is right or wrong or what ought to be done, i think?
sex is so appealing because we are programmed from it [cruel darwinism optimisation pressures] and because it feels really good in a world that generally has very little, free and possibly-no-negative-consequences joy
i don't think it will be necessary in equestria. which is a good thing. equestria should be a better place (sublimation
washing feeling over you makes you feel good in general, i think. bone deep. which sounds better than the alternative? especially since it's constant+passive
would it not be better to make her proud
of course let us assume you were trying to be manipulated by nature [] then it follows that it'd obviously use the face of someone or something you trust to drag you in further as to ensure you become indebted mentally as it becomes primary form of stress relief, time passage, showing of romantics, repression, etc.
as again i doubt my proper idea of her would suck my dick hence why it must be something else even if it feels real and in character as by virtue of it being from you and your mind of course it knows of how you think of things and the scene must thus be realistic and seemingly sensical but anything and everything can and will be mobilised against you so wariness [and shame] is warranted
Anonymous No.42451237 [Report] >>42451276
>>42451041
Blah blah blah blah blah blah didn't read
Anonymous No.42451276 [Report] >>42457134
>>42451237
i want to cum in a fucking horse
Anonymous No.42451286 [Report] >>42451297
>>42451041
I think you're looking at it from the wrong way/direction. The real way to look at it is, ponies probably experience lust and desire just as we do. As long as you're not betraying your waifu in person, I don't think anything's wrong in desiring them.
Anonymous No.42451297 [Report] >>42451304 >>42451512 >>42454090
>>42451286
>probably experience lust and desire just as we do
not always a given. Perhaps varies on type of Equestria. All the myriad of worlds
>I don't think anything's wrong in desiring them
do you really feel no gut feeling that sexualising them is wrong?
to me it's simply a given that no sex world = purer than yes sex world. all worries about not being able to get your rocks off or whatever will evaporate away once you're actually in equestria.
and in regards to this world, it may be good to chase a non-sexual policy as to help encapsulate that purity better and keep your mind more ponypony
even if you do not feel that deep sense that there's something wrong with it all, i'd at minimum argue that if you are the type to believe in an equestrian afterlife/banking on CelestAI then it is a bit odd to speak of them in such an objectifying manner, no? and to act otherwise is either immoral or to say you are not genuinely expecting to meet them
the currently more lucid might nod and say yes we'll never meet them so what, i simply do not believe that for reasons that'd be too big of a tangent to go on for now
to me it feels obvious that sex is an incredibly corrosive concept born from poor soil. quite a few of our behaviours are practically mating rituals that we've gotten quite clever at disguising as otherwise, really. some of the worst-of-the-worst crimes with sexual motivations. quite a few blunders due to sexual immorality. a lot of institutional oppression based on the matter, inherently reducing people to just reproductive fitness and so on.
these are not ethereal concepts born of the void. they are simply optimisation pressures that come alongside the concept of sex.
equestria is a harmonious place. it follows for me that ponies there must experience sex differently from us
maybe at the nitty-gritty level it's the same "Wow, nice cock!" sort of idea though, i suppose.
Anonymous No.42451298 [Report] >>42451307
>>42450989
Sorry I can't take you seriously if you put random words in brackets like Spamton from Deltashit. Yes, I'm that mindbroken.
Anonymous No.42451300 [Report] >>42451307
Holy shit just shut up already Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.42451304 [Report] >>42451313 >>42453042 >>42455677
>>42451297
The thought of "sex = dirty" is something that comes about from the (relatively) modern view of Puritanism. Sex is, very simply, a natural part of life, procreation. It is not implying that we become all dirty degenerates, but rather it is simply a part of giving new life a chance to live, creating life with your loved one. You and your waifu can choose to create new life, and even enjoy it, without falling into sexual hedonism.
Simply put, unless you think ponies just reproduce asexually do to budding, (and even then, having a "wife" wouldn't make sense because there wouldn't be a concept of wives of waifus due to asexual reproduction) having sexual reproduction, however you look at it, is key to ponykind (and really all species') survival.
Anonymous No.42451307 [Report] >>42451315 >>42451512
>>42451298
i haven't played deltarune and do not care for it. i don't care when they've done it or for what reason they do it and i do it because it's a way of marking a word or a phrase as generally not being entirely accurate (so you should think about it more if you wish) or if they're intended to trigger a lot of other thoughts
additionally i think they shape sentences quite nicely
>>42451300
reading and writing is fun and you should do it more
Anonymous No.42451313 [Report]
>>42451304
some solutions. i suppose there is say, combining magic or something vague before a stork/magic delivers the new foal
puritanism are just fetishists who get off on pretending to hold it in and having a regimented proper way of doing things, they are weak of constitution
natural does not mean inherently good and our privilege as sapient beings is being able to rise above such base instincts and coming up with better shit. in a magical world where we have more control over defining what is and isn't as well as more intimate access to our brains and how we experience the world, sex can be unnecessary and not missed
so very fleshy; we haveto replace our skin and such with the smooth poreless plasticine ideally. but i don't think your arguments are without merit and i see where you're coming from
Anonymous No.42451315 [Report] >>42451317
>>42451307
Reading intelligent, thought-provoking material is fun. Reading your drivel isn't. Just shut up.
Anonymous No.42451316 [Report]
>>42448295 (OP)
no because she isn't real
Anonymous No.42451317 [Report] >>42451653
>>42451315
what else would you talk about in this thread? i'm offering my thoughts and i'm sure a few people generally resonate with the same ideas
unless you'd prefer 500 posts of No OP you should cum in horses
Anonymous No.42451324 [Report] >>42451549 >>42451617
>>42448295 (OP)
Would she ever cheat on Discord?
Anonymous No.42451512 [Report]
>>42451297
>>42451307
Just say you want Nurse Redheart to neuter you
Anonymous No.42451549 [Report] >>42451617
>>42451324
No, but he'd cheat on her.
Anonymous No.42451562 [Report] >>42451604
>>42448295 (OP)
Hah! I’m older than you and I’ve been jerking it to ponies longer. BTFO’d! Hahaha! Hah! Ohh…
Anonymous No.42451604 [Report]
>>42451562
>I’ve been jerking it to ponies longer
Uh, based? Look back fondly on all the good times you had with these perfect ponies.
Anonymous No.42451617 [Report]
>>42451324
>>42451549
Ask this in an eqg thread, you'll get an instant hello from their volunteer assistant pretend janitor.
Anonymous No.42451620 [Report]
>>42448295 (OP)
Fluttershy is very concerned about the thread next to her
Anonymous No.42451623 [Report]
>>42448295 (OP)
unless your a NEET
Anonymous No.42451643 [Report] >>42451646 >>42451652 >>42451659 >>42452464 >>42452876
>>42448295 (OP)
Anonymous No.42451646 [Report]
>>42451643
This but unironically
Anonymous No.42451652 [Report]
>>42451643
I tried doing real relationships but they didn't click. I'd rather be friends
Anonymous No.42451653 [Report]
>>42451317
it was refreshing to see another perspective
Anonymous No.42451659 [Report] >>42451670
>>42451643
Is that from dudewhat. I thought he was dead.
Anonymous No.42451670 [Report]
>>42451659
tjpones
https://ponerpics.org/images/2609702
Anonymous No.42452464 [Report]
>>42451643
Unironically this.
Anonymous No.42452483 [Report]
I jerk off to ponies every now and then but it's really hard to separate the good art from the bad. So I usually end up just going back to my favorites or just jerking off to non-ponies.
Anonymous No.42452876 [Report]
>>42451643
This but unironically
Anonymous No.42453042 [Report] >>42453830
>>42451304
>The thought of "sex = dirty" is something that comes about from the (relatively) modern view of Puritanism.
This is not true. The view that sex was dirty was also common in the West in the 3rd through 5th centuries. The idea of a celibate priesthood and celibate monks comes from this era. Hatred of sex has probably been common at other times, too, but I'm not educated enough to know about them.
Anonymous No.42453052 [Report]
>sex is muh clean / unclean because of cultural 3rd century civilisation blah blah blah
It's simple:
Human sex = gross
Pony sex = nice
Anonymous No.42453830 [Report] >>42454080 >>42454147
>>42453042
Sex has always been dangerous. Consensual sex between opposite sexes comes with the consequence of pregnancy, which is a potentially life threatening condition even in the age of modern medicine. Add STIs, rape, incest, and child abuse/neglect causing incomprehensible harm to society and its no mystery why all cultures have taboos around sex and sex-adjacent subjects. Still, the fear of dying alone doesn't go away on its own, and neither does the horny.
Anonymous No.42454080 [Report] >>42454088
>>42453830
That's not what I'm referring to, though. In certain periods of history, sex has been seen as fundamentally evil and disgusting. Not because sex has consequences and risks, but just because it is sex. These eras had a very anti-body perspective: Bodies were believed to be awful, loathsome, gross things. Some people today hate their bodies because they feel not pretty enough; back then, people hated their bodies just because they were bodies. And because sex is a bodily function and a powerful bodily drive, people thought sex was wrong. Not "sex outside a marriage of one man and woman is wrong" like people believe today; no, it was "even married couples should try to avoid nasty things like sex." Enjoying sex was on par with having a sick fetish.

Obviously this belief makes it hard to have children. Luckily for all of us, the human sex drive is strong enough that people had sex even when they thought it was revolting.
Anonymous No.42454088 [Report]
>>42454080
They had it right. What they did not know is that optimisation and fetishism always wins. Repression scarcely ever wins, and willpower is finite. Their methods could never really be employed en-masse in a lot of cases I think? At minimum, they failed the atomisation of self aspect and understanding of self aspect that would've made such endeavours possible.
Anonymous No.42454090 [Report] >>42454108
>>42451297
You don’t have a “gut feeling” you’ve just been programmed into sex = bad
Anonymous No.42454108 [Report] >>42454125
>>42454090
i have a very high libido and was raised in a sex positive household and religion never held any sway over me and so on.
and i am not a virgin, unfortunately. the only reason this could ever be a good thing is to confirm my suspicions, to signal to others that i'm not going to suddenly flip opinions, to signal that i hold these opinions for reason other than personal frustration. basically acquiring the currency needed to be able to safely rebuke sex
i found my calling - hatred. hatred for sex. i don't know what caused this thirst in me, but I found freedom of mind. i could literally do whatever i wanted with this freedom, but i chose to hate. why?
plenty of people re-derive the same thing over and over for a reason
look at how pure and streamlined the pony design is! it'd be completely ruined and out of place if you were to add genitals. you ever watch that edited episode where made all the ponies anatomically accurate? just looks out of place, you don't really get used to it and it's always a removable component, unlike every other aspect of a pony.
and yet they live such great and exciting and intimate lives
is it not more likely that >You have been programmed into sex = good and most of what you're saying is trying to justify your actions and thoughts? alongside the inherent biological programming of course
Anonymous No.42454125 [Report] >>42454147
>>42454108
What is your problem with sex, anyways? Why do you hate it so much? As long as you’re being safe and both parties consent, all sex provides is pleasure. Are you anti-pleasure? Are you some sort of self hating retard that thinks they don’t deserve pleasure? Seriously, what is your issue?
Anonymous No.42454147 [Report] >>42454158
>>42454125
>to me it feels obvious that sex is an incredibly corrosive concept born from poor soil. quite a few of our behaviours are practically mating rituals that we've gotten quite clever at disguising as otherwise, really. some of the worst-of-the-worst crimes with sexual motivations. quite a few blunders due to sexual immorality. a lot of institutional oppression based on the matter, inherently reducing people to just reproductive fitness and so on.
alongside with this anons insights >>42453830
i'd 100% argue sex has lead to more total suffering than pleasure and joy, honestly through rape alone + some of the worst crimes in history being usually accompanied by rape
and of course, sex informs how we approach society - why were women treated as cattle for most of history? because it was optimal. why? optimisation pressures that exist generally as a result of us being, again, darwinist evolved species
this is the only way things could've ever been
BUT! Ponies are pure, they wouldn't rape or de-humanise (de-equinize?) eachother
first of all, to ensure 100% conflict-free sex (which isn't always just rape. sex is inherently a very emotional thing. if one has a crush and you found out they had sex with some other guy, you will most likely feel viscerally upset.) reduces [+] variability in the universe and probably in regards to personality unless you're quasi-hijacking them when they're thinking about anything in regards to sex specifically or letting the strings of fate never get in that position in the first place. if you're fine with that, i still think there's some issues.
then you are left with vestigial organs. design and form help dictate function and behaviour. a lot of the great ponies is their incredibly simple designs, but paired with amazing and fairly complex, human personalities! a perfect merger. but our extremities feel distinctly out of place and _human_. the aesthetics, and thus everything else, will slide to be more human-like, and light is lost,
Anonymous No.42454158 [Report] >>42454163
>>42454147
>why were women treated as cattle for most of history?
They weren't, but to the extent that they were, it was because to do otherwise is to literally commit suicide on a societal level, which is what we are observing in literally every single society that fails to continue this wise practice.
Anonymous No.42454163 [Report]
>>42454158
>They weren't, but to the extent that they were, it was because to do otherwise is to literally commit suicide on a societal level, which is what we are observing in literally every single society that fails to continue this wise practice.
apologies for the hyperbole, but yes, exactly. that's an optimisation pressure because of how we're a sexual species in an indifferent world
hence why this is the only way things could've ever been
Anonymous No.42454265 [Report] >>42455054 >>42455292
>jerking to ponies constantly like 12 years ago
>"why am I doing this? What a loser. I should get a gf instead"
>almost one decade of failed relationships later
>"welp that's it, I'll stay single until I die, I don't give a fuck"
>rediscovering the joy of mares, and pony porn again
>clopping kindly to ponies without any remorse nowadays
So... is this the magic of friendship or what?
Anonymous No.42454277 [Report]
She wouldn't be mad. In fact, she'd be very turned on.
Anonymous No.42454313 [Report] >>42454855
So this is what roams this board nowadays? Unironic moralfags that think sex is bad?
Anonymous No.42454855 [Report] >>42454896
>>42454313
more that it's unharmonious
Anonymous No.42454896 [Report]
>>42454855
There's literally nothing more harmonious than waking up next to your waifu, then plapping her first thing in the morning while saying "get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant"
ISleepNow !!6Ab0mW+kv0A No.42454976 [Report] >>42455014
>>42448295 (OP)
she'd only be mad at you if you fucked one of her animals
Anonymous No.42455014 [Report]
>>42454976
only shes allowed to fuck her animals!
Anonymous No.42455047 [Report]
>>42448838
are you in literally every thread holy fucking shit man nobody is interested in your MLM deity
Anonymous No.42455054 [Report] >>42455292
>>42454265
>being alone forever = the magic of friendship
It was a lie. It was all just a lie.
Anonymous No.42455292 [Report]
>>42454265
>>42455054
Again: magic. As in, not real. As in, a fantasy. Make sense now?
Anonymous No.42455677 [Report] >>42455840 >>42456110 >>42456139 >>42456146 >>42456882
>>42451021 #
There's a significant lack of moralfags
>t. christcuck
>>42451304 #
Ponies are created by magic. There's no dirty sex attached. Next life will be in equestria, and next life will be purer, as well more perfect. It would be weird if there will be sex.
Anonymous No.42455840 [Report]
>>42455677
>>t. christcuck
At least you admit it.
Anonymous No.42456110 [Report] >>42456126
>>42455677
faust said ponies are made through sex
Anonymous No.42456126 [Report] >>42456920
>>42456110
Yes I've read it. She also said that ponies shit on the ground and that there's a trans character in the first season. I don't believe any of these to be serious.
Anonymous No.42456139 [Report]
>>42455677
Piss is stored in the balls.
Anonymous No.42456146 [Report]
>>42455677
You have a very warped view of sex if you think it's inherently dirty. That's not even the biblical position. (Kek, position!)
Anonymous No.42456882 [Report] >>42457039
>>42455677
Ponies aren't created by dirty sex. They're created by clean, loving, harmonious sex. Good sex puts you in harmony with your partner. When the M6 use the Elements of Harmony, it's like they have a collective rainbow orgasm.
Anonymous No.42456920 [Report]
>>42456126
>Author makes a joke post
>That means everything they ever said is untrue
Based Christtard
Anonymous No.42457039 [Report]
>>42456882
So Celestia using the elements of harmony on Luna was basically rape?
Anonymous No.42457134 [Report]
>>42451276
But who's kidneys?
Anonymous No.42457190 [Report]
>>42448850
god i'm glad i never quit clopping