Thread 42494137

It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.

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Previous thread: >>42401451

I'ts Sunday, though I doubt she's awake right now

>>42480302
Hey sunfriends, check out this cool artwork I've got in progress. I plan to write about it once it's finished. Cold Blooded Twilight is the artist.

>>42494137 (OP)
I'm seeing double here, Four Celestia's!

>>42494137 (OP)
>this is what we could've had if they reformed Chrysalis

>>42494163
>four Celestias
Is there still going to be enough room on the bed for Anon?

>>42494158
Gotta lay off all the cake, fucking fatass

I love Celestia so much.

How does Celestia determine how hot to make the sun each day?

>>42494396
By how much she wants to torture (you).

If I jump through my mirror will I end up in Equestria

>>42494174
there will and even if there isnt, who would be against being that close to four celestias?

I love Celestia (platonically).

>>42494694
I love Celestia (romantically)

>>42494145
they are so cute

I will draw celly belly, please make a request of me.

>>42494783
Celly rolled up to expose the absolute minimum belly surface. She's got her reasons.

>>42494788
rolled up?

>>42494783
need Anon scratching sunny tummy with Celestia on his lap, and she's a little big for him but neither of them mind

>>42494783
celly getting bellyrubs by me during work

>>42494803
>>42494788
>>42494800
tummy rubs it is, i'm not too good at humans but i'll try anons, heres a drawing from yesterday in the meantime

>>42494137 (OP)
Welcome back Sunfrens! Luna welcomes her sister with a grilled cheese sandwich!

>>42494833
luna brings cake too if sunfrens don't like the grilled cheese!

>>42494842
>>42494833
thanks moonfriends, she made pancakes

>>42494823
sorry for the wait, hands fuck me up

>>42494165
which one is chrysalis and which one id the real celestia?

Turbo jobber

>>42495017
lost to a single saibaman. pathetic.

>>42494137 (OP)
>In order to get as much statecraft done as she does every day, Celestia splits herself into multiple entities to handle more of everything
>This comes with the consequence of dividing her mental and physical capacity evenly between each copy of her
>Rumor has it that she has as many as ten going at once on a busy day, yet each one is magnitudes wiser and more capable than the average pony
>The collective fatigue of each duplicate hits her like a wall of bricks as she merges back into one, so she does so while in bed and is able to sleep immediately

>>42494963
really good, that is a soft belly

>>42494963
That's perfect, I love her so much

>>42494963
Adorable!

>>42495285
what was twilight thinking anyways

>>42494963
Perfect

>>42494963
She is fat on cakes

>>42495734
how fluffy does she get durinng winter?

>>42495285
ponies wouldn't do that, celestia would gladly let them have a democracy and if it fails they will want her back as ruler

>>42494715
I love Celestia (in both ways)

How does Celestia cope with Sunday ending?

>>42496631
i dont think she needs to do that, she enjoys the sunday as much as posible because she knows there is always a sunday just around the corner
that or cake

Man, this artist drew some great work and then just vanished from what I can see. It's a shame.

>>42494963
Very nice belly, would rub. Now imagine the same belly, but bigger because of your foal sleeping inside it.

>>42494165
Could be a really nice AU where Celestia met Chrysalis shortly after Nightmare's banishment, and the two bonded.
Celestia needed someone, any one, to lean on when she realized her only immortal partner was gone, so finding out Chrysalis was basically a bug-alicorn made her desperate and Chrsalis took advantage of the situation to get a comfy life.
After a while, they became like sisters and swapped places on the throne so Celestia would have more free time.
Luna finds out and is just like, "I have two big sisters now?

>>42496762
that sounds perfect, i wouldn't be able to get my hands away from her just to feel the kicks

Have you lived up to the expectations Celestia has for you today? Or did you bumble and fumble your time away like a smelly dumb moron? You know she wants you to do be doing your best, right?

>>42497000
>Have you lived up to the expectations Celestia has for you today?
yes
>Or did you bumble and fumble your time away like a smelly dumb moron?
yes
>You know she wants you to do be doing your best, right?
yes

she's so warm and heavy... like the perfect weighted blanket...

>>42497000
I left the house if that counts.

>>42497000
it was sunday man, im allowed to be lazy

>>42497000
>Have you lived up to the expectations Celestia has for you today?
Went jogging twice, saw lots of pretty clouds. Did weights twice, made sure to do the second session at 10 so Luna could watch.
>Or did you bumble and fumble your time away like a smelly dumb moron?
My computer's started blackscreening during most games, so I can only be lazy the wrong way by bingeing Youtube.

>>42494833
>>42494842
>>42494878
Celly loves her sister.

>>42497000
I think Nicole Oliver is actually really pro-LGBTQIAWTFOMGLOL, would be amusing to witness her reaction to this pic
Also nice trips

>>42497171
I think Nicole Oliver should have consensual sex and consent to having the sex audio recorded so her sex sounds can be used for Celestia ASMR.

Yay the hot pone is back!

>>42494142
Mmm very hot :3


Also Ive been waiting for /sun/day to share this with yall. My friend has been playing with music generating and i thought this one turned out prety neat...
Crown Of Fire
https://files.catbox.moe/t8cu8f.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/94lr5a.txt

>>42497152
UNF

>>42497155
what does this says?

>>42497518
Celestia: "Woke up all cheerful, already had showered and eaten, had done everything"
Luna: "ablublblbulblb" = gibberish from someone who haven't slept very well.
There may be mistakes, sorry for my vodka english.

>>42494137 (OP)
Why is mommy dressed like this?

how do you feel about her?
you liked her episode?
do you think it is a possible outcome if celestia ever loses her way or was it just the result of an exaggerated nightmare?
do you consider her a separate being like some people do with NMM?

>>42497853
She looks cool but that's about it. She's just a more insane Nightmare Moon which admittedly aligns with Celestia's whole 'order and harmony' thing.

>>42497853
Decent piece of evidence for the theory that Celestia wanted to hand the reins off to Twilight because she's finally getting too old, bitter and jaded to uphold Harmony herself - which, for the record, is a headcanon I despise, but it has to be acknowledged, regardless. Besides that, not a fan. I'd put her in 'late season writers taking an established character off the rails' territory.

>>42497847
she thought it was easter or wanted to spoil me

>>42497853
i like the idea of daybreaker on paper
the problem is that the show's writers usually lack the emotional depth fans of the work have
so while daybreaker is good for fics she's bad for the show

>>42497853
>>42497930

>>42494137 (OP)
What would it be like to go on a date with two Celestias?

>>42498151
Eight hooves. Imagine...

>>42498151
They'd either be fighting over who dates you or work together to fluster the fuck out of you

>>42497853
>how do you feel about her?
Wife.
>you liked her episode?
No. It was shit. Daybreaker made the entire season worth it though.
>do you think it is a possible outcome if celestia ever loses her way or was it just the result of an exaggerated nightmare?
Far in the past, yes. I think Celestia has become much too well adjusted and stable for her to actually go Daybreaker by the time the show starts. Maybe if there were an incredible amount of work put into building it up and reaching that point.
>do you consider her a separate being like some people do with NMM?
Absolutely not. I think considering them as separate beings robs Luna, Nightmare Moon, Celestia, and Daybreaker of core parts of their characters. It strips agency from them and makes them lame.

I love Daybreaker so much it's unreal. Just having her in my mind invigorates me.

>>42498151
exhausting with all the teasing and jokes they would throw but manageable and extremely fun and worth it at the end of the day
now three celestias...

>>42497847
she knows i find it hot

>>42498865
stick that chest out celestia, thats the stuff

>>42494158
that pair is about to explode

>>42496807
sounds good, what about the hive? do they get to live without a problem among ponies? maybe still hiding but not causing problems?

>>42499411
I want sun ponut in my face.

>>42499411
I need to slap that butt even if it burns my hand, she will heal me

>>42499411
>letting the voices win cause it gives you a fat ass
haven't we all been there?

>>42499491
No wonder Luna went Nightmare Moon, she's got the tiniest ass of them all!

>>42499509
daybreaker can be as cute as celestia sometimes

>>42499509
that was a good fic

>>42499515
what is it about

>>42499676
Meant for >>42499611

>>42499676
The Sun and Little Fillies; Daybreaker-tyrant AU where she adopts and raises Twilight who naturally softens her heart

>>42499509
they are bonding

>>42499515
She's still Celestia at the end of the day, hue hue. So she has her potential of doing good.

>>42500117
I hope so

>>42500483
Celestia snoring ahh what a beautiful sound.

>>42500483
cute

>>42500483
garbage

>>42500483
neutral

>>42500906
it would work on me

>>42500906
Jobbed yet again

>>42500483
So good.

>>42500698
how loud is it? what if she accidentally uses the royal voice?

summer is almost over

>>42500118
if daybreaker starts to mellow does she keep the fire mane or it returns to the rainbow colors?

>>42501787
she turns into a red giant

>>42501790
>redhead celly
unf

>>42500118
Daybreaker but good just turns back into Celestia, it's like an orc.

>>42502040
does she keep the flame like hair or some orange/yellow?

>>42500483
that is a big ass pillow (celestia)

>>42502232
She has a permanent sunburn

>>42502438
so she becomes toylestia?

>>42499515
>even when evil
>i must be mom

>>42502694
so momlestia is sweet, overprotective at times but teaches and shares good values
that means daybreaker (daymom?) is the total opposite being neglectful, unloving and teaches bad habits? or is she overprotective and spoils her kids to the extreme? or maybe the love from her kid makes her slowly turn back to celestia at times?

celestia and her beloved chud son

>>42502716
>or is she overprotective and spoils her kids to the extreme?
Absolutely

>>42502716
Evil alicorns aren't the opposite of themselves, it's just their worst quality turned up to a billion (in this case, Celestia's egotism and self-isolation)

>>42502797
>living beacon of friendship and harmony
>'yknow actually maybe we can develop her character by making her secretly the opposite of that'
I hate the later seasons so much.

>>42499515
Yeah

>>42502829
Celestia has an ego, not an out of control one but she rightfully probably believes she's the just ruler of a peaceful nation.

>>42502843
>>42502833
great mom

>>42502848
I mean she isn't wrong
That describes her very well

>>42502829
writters can't make a character just be good, it needs retarded flaws that don't fit with the character

>>42503326
Celestia's always been flawed since the first episode.

>>42503556
But there's a difference between plausible little character flaws and brain damage tier retardation.

>>42502723
Ew.

>>42502843
He will become the greatest villain Equestria has ever seen... And the most loving sweet husband ever seen...

>>42502829
>living beacon of friendship and harmony
>has no friends

>>42504213
not true, she has twilight

>>42503895
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_BU5hR9gXE

Would you eat Celestia's donuts?

>>42504723
I'd eat her ponut.

>>42504723
yeah, im sure she makes great treats

how big are her teats?

>>42505035
Very.

>>42505035
surprisingly not as big as Luna's
most of Celestia's fat goes to her ass and not her teats

I want to elope with Celestia

>>42504723
and her ponut

>>42504547
Kek

>>42505083
as big as >>42505807 ?

>>42503980
>brain damage tier retardation
I mean I'd hazard a guess that an alicorn going into their evil self probably isn't one who is particularly sane.

>>42506304
No Milky's are unusually big. I wager Sunny Bun's are on the upper extreme end of reasonably horse sized.

>>42505035
massive

>>42504723
Why does she look like a donkey?

>>42506304
Only when she's pregnant, better get to work.

>>42507209
>big teats and a big belly to rub
already on it

>>42504213
She has tons of friends! They just... go to a different Canterlot, or something. You wouldn't know them.

>>42504213
she has friends
there is luna and.... luna and also.... her sister, luna.

>>42507400
Celly has us. That counts too.

>>42507752
this, she has many friends

>>42508587
>She is tired of (You)r shit

>>42508635
i pranked too many ponies?

>>42504132
>the most loving sweet husband ever seen...
who will be the lucky mare? a pretty unicorn? one of the guards? a bat pony?

>>42509302
>>42509542
she looks great with sunglases

>>42509975
This is one of the greates pic concept ive ever seen. I just love the creativity!

Lovely sisters <3

>>42509790
They somehow make her even more attractive.

>>42508858
Fucked Luna before her.

>>42510143
she would be furious not just annoyed

>>42510143
rude, you know she had dibs

>yawning tia
how is she so fucking cute all the time?

>>42510503
She may be a 1,000 year-old alicorn goddess, but she's also just a really big little pony.

>>42510537
>she's also just a really big little pony.
And that's the best about her. For all her grace and reputation, she remains relatable and close to the people.

>>42510537
i imagine that when she goes to sleep and takes her regalia off, she wishes to be snuggled real close judging by how shiny and pretty she's keeping herself.

>>42510681
I don't know which is sexier, her knowing she's a big little horse and throwing her weight around, or her denying her size and acting like she's still able to fit into your lap with no problems when she actually envelops you (me) entirely.

>>42510692
To me it would be her denying it. She could be so playful with it, it would be equally sexy as it is cute.
i tried to find the other insta type pic where she lays on anon and says something like "tfw she's 600lbs and she decides when the cuddle ends" but archive not vorking.

>>42510711
this one?

>>42510729
exactly! thank u!
captcha: MHNG8

>>42510765
goddamn imagine having those in your hands

>>42510692
I think its cute if she isn't that aware of her size so anytime she see you she just jumps on you without thinking

>>42511138
so cute, i need a pic of this so much. NAWA, magic this into existence. pretty please.

>>42510537
For you.

>>42511138
>Celestia jumps on Anon
>The two of them take a sudden journey to the center of the earth

>>42510537
>>42510503
fuck i just want to hug her and procastinate togheter

imagine sharing a blanket while puzzling together with her in front of her fireplace... i wouldn't be able to stop myself from constantly kissing her cute snoot.

>>42511877
her snoot, neck and more

>>42510692
It's her trying to deny it when both of you know that the opposite is obviously true. It's playful banter.

>>42511461
>its not the first time it happened

>>42512514
there it is

>>42511877
That or jus fall asleep from her warmth

>>42500906
Plot twist: she was scooting because she was bored, hoping to get Anon to amuse her.

>Another temporary range ban
Well that's concerning. Hopefully it goes away quickly. If not, I just want to say that I love Celestia.

>>42513230
what for?

>>42513282
There is no reason given, however I am confident it's not anything that I've done. Which unfortunately means there's probably someone else in my range causing problems. I just hope they don't make the range ban permanent. Many years ago when my cell provider got a permanent range ban I think it took a year or two for it to go away. That one was apparently due to some /k/fag. I sent in a site feedback from every month asking that they might reconsider, even just lifting the ban from /mlp/ as /mlp/ is the only board I use. This time it is my home network which has never been range banned before. More details here: >>42513285

thoughts

>>42513506
BUILT for praising

>>42513725
This.

>>42513725
this

>>42513725
Everyday

fluffy celly

>>42514131
she is naked

>>42514131
do mares get jealous of other mares for having bigger chest fluff than them

>>42514417
I think this might be the primary reason why she's wearing her peytral. She just doesn't want anyone to feel lesser, kek. It just makes her more adorable because she'd only show her floof to you

>>42514417
All of the day bro

>>42514417
yes, intimidated even

I love Celestia!

>>42514952
Me too

>>42513725
Unf.

>"Oh! Mister Anonymous! I didn't see you there, and..."
>"Oh... Oh my... I can smell a certain... Are those... Perchance, do you carry... Oats...??"

Is it true that Celestia has a reservation at Dorsia?

>>42516849
dorsia? how did she swing that?

>>42500483
This must feel so nice. Pretty draw, thank you anon.

>>42516474
I always carry oat bars if i ever get hungry

>>42510692
im sure she knows and loves being a big pony but i imagine sometimes she uses magic to be like the average pony just so she can fit in your lap better and to get carried around

>>42517223
what does sol whiiskey taste like?

>>42516474
what happens if i say no

>>42517736
I would tank it

How is SUNday going

>>42518114
Hot and pleasant, a mighty fine Sunday fit for a princess.

>>42516867
>how did she swing that?

>>42518220
she looks at the camera because she knows what we like

>>42518220
She swung that 10/10. I can't think of anything to make it better.

>>42518636
another sunday gone

>>42519097
Fret no, friend. The next one will come.

>>42519614
kek

How does Celestia make it through so many cases at the royal court each day?

>>42520030
Magic, she creates an illusion that deals with it because may of them are just smll requests that can bw simply answer with a yes or no

>>42520030
Redundant Array of Independent Celestias.

>>42520030
im sure they aren't so boring, its probably fun to hear some ponies have the silliest arguments

>>42520030
I imagine every second or third audience is just foals that want to see her. It helps her get through the day

>>42520408
Never gets old

>>42521130
why does she need so many?

>>42521449
She's not a little pony.

>>42521633
she needs fifty cakes then

>>42520864
Immortal ponies tend to do that, yes.

>>42517223
why is this pegasus asking about my (future) wife?

>>42521870
I dunno but she seems pretty cute haha

>>42521999
maybe

Haven't visited this board or thread in a while, have I missed anything?

>>42522376
not much
I was busy on the wplace and its thread, until they banned me, and a retard has been trying to shit up the board since last saturday

>>42522376
Mare Fair's in a few days. I'm so fucking excited.

Glorious.

>>42522462
>teats
unf

>>42522626
Cosmic sized teats to boot.

what favor did you ask of this divine immortal goddess princess

Is it true that Celestia has a secret cake warehouse hidden below the castle?

>>42522844
If I could call her mommy.

>>42522844
if the sun could stay up a little longer, i want to take a walk

>>42521999
Not as cute as Celestia

>>42522844
I'd tell her to lower the sun early so her sister could come out even earlier

How would you feel if your offerings to Princess Luna finally paid off and she gave you the sweetest dream ever, only for Princess Celestia to wake you up at 6:00AM on a Sunday by UV-blasting your bedroom?

>>42523721
>naturally waking up at 6 am with no alarms and with the sun warming me and my room
i would thank celestia

>>42523721
I would drive up to Celestia's castle and throw her biggest, most delicious cake out the highest window in a fit of vengeful rage

>>42523120
Yes and I'm going to molotov it

>>42523120
Little known fact: getting a high score in Purble Place gets you teleported to Celestia's Secret Cake Stash instantly. Better install Windows Vista again, anon.

>>42524155
and how is the extermination of the buffalo going?

>>42524155
>>42524241
CELESTIA WOULDN'T AGREE TO THAT OR SAY THAT

>>42524288
she would offer you some tea and agree with the idea of getting money from the yaks and griffons (they were mean to ponies)
extermaning the buffalos is too much for her and they would be better used as workers

>>42524009
I hope you like the moon, Anon.

REMINDER:
You can't give her some Vitamin D until she's given you some Vitamin D. Get out there and play in the sunshine!

>>42524518
meanwhile, /moon/
>fuck da sun, all my homies get out their caves to stare at moonbutt's moon only
it's a fun balance

I don't want to fight with /moon/bros... I just want everyone to love cute mares and be happy...

>>42524970
Don't listen to him, sunfag, we moonfags love you guys too!

>>42524518
what if i already get enough sun at my work?

my little big pony...

>>42525418
my beautiful tall wife, she lets me ride on her back

>>42525525
damn

what if she wakes you up like this

What does Celestia's horn sound like?

>>42525875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hougzqxMFRU

>>42525875
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI

>>42525418
2 meters seems a bit much

>>42525875
https://soundcloud.com/user-84213563/the-horn-of-helm-hammerhand-isolated

>>42525875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-zdmg_Dno

>>42525875
https://youtu.be/e6uQCfmsljA?si=F6b9wZHVDV_DiV-b

>>42526209
Why?

>>42526778
im of the idea that the little ponies are little ponies so her being that tall would make her look even more like a giant when compared to them

i cant believe anyone takes this jobber horse seriously like how could you worship such a worthless ruler

I love her so much

when, how and why do you think she got herself a phoenix?

>>42527050
NOT NICE!

>>42527536
>when
After Luna was banished.
>how
She found Philomena in the Everfree Forest when leaving the Castle of the Two Sisters for the final time.
>why
Everfree responded to Celestia's overwhelming loneliness and gave her an immortal companion to be with her until she could be reunited with Luna.

I think i promised someone to deliver once i've had them cleaned up.
LS'es are the best.

>>42527633
UNFATHOMABLE amounts of raw sexual energy radiating off of this image...!

>>42527633
Who made celly

>>42527536
She collects orange things.

>>42527938
>tumblr

>>42527956
Yes, and

>>42527962
Nothin'. Just sayin'.

>>42527927
Was made by TixeArt, etsy iirc. Literally the best celly i've seen yet, i'm glad asf i got her.

>>42527962
Her with baby sunset is cute but i always just think of how much it makes Celestia seem like an even worse guardian. It goes from her failing a teenage girl to her fucking up the little filly she's raised from birth.

>>42528013
Fortunately, a fan supplemented how Sunset's obsession with becoming powerful led to her leaving Celestia after coming to the (faulty) conclusion that she would never amount to anything in Equestria.

>>42527938
>>42527956
>>42527962
>>42527978
>>42528034
>EQGfaggotry

>>42528034
OP Alicorns are so fucking hot

>>42528132
I'm still wondering why they made her a jobber in Canterlot Wedding.

I wanted Chrysalis to be able to hold her own against Celestia because Celestia's magic was from a place of love for her ponies. It meant that Chrysalis was still taking damage, but some of the magic was being absorbed, inadvertently making her recover and get stronger at the same time. It wouldn't be until that love started to turn into rage that Chrysalis would realize there's something significantly "brighter" in Celestia, giving the audience their first clue as to why Celestia was trying to find a successor.

>>42528181
why was she trying?

>>42528034
I mean that still makes Celestia a shitty parent if her kid ends up reaching that conclusion.

>>42528349
Tia was doing her best while being in a state of severe depression because of Luna's banishment.

>>42528181
Doesn't Chrysalis explain that she's basically powered up by how intense Shining and Cadance's love for each other is?
DESU that feels fitting as an explanation to me. It's romantic. If anything in the show should be an acceptable super weapon, then friendship and love fit the bill.

>>42528372
Yes, but Celestia getting one-shot set the precedent of everything bad related to her character that came after.

>>42528013
it makes it even funnier
>Twilight, that was Sunset Shimmer. She was my world Twilight. She was my baby. I watched her take her first steps. I was there for every moment of her life. She called me "mom" once and I cried for a week.
>Now go take this gun and shoot up a high school. Bitch needs to learn.

I'm too emotional to ever be a good parent. I think I'd be crying non-stop from the overwhelming happiness of being a parent and give the kid some psychological disorder where they interpret other people crying as a positive thing.

>>42528370
she looks like a nugget

>>42528407
She's a little nugget.

so what if anon + celestia = sunset
it would explain her green magic and autism

>>42528418
Either she's an orphan, a runaway, or Sunburst's sister that he never mentions.

>>42528426
She definitely comes off as an orphan, the few times she mentions anything vaguely parental it's always Princess Celestia.

Sunburst's sister makes some sense, but his mom also comes off as a single-child boy mom.

>>42528418
And why she has no counterpart in the human world

>>42528435
yeah
>autistic from anons side, magical potential from celestia's
>no human version because her half human genes makes her an anomaly or singularity
>explains why she got used to the human world so fast including possibly eating meat

Who would win /sun/bros?
https://youtu.be/fhffU8gQGiU?si=XPvLa2cthI5RJWyV

>>42528402
Okay Celestia.

dorky

>>42528407
more like a worm

>>42528745
studying is for NERDS

>>42528407
>>42528414
The real little nugget is Philomena.

>>42528414
Baby shimmy..

Gamer Celly.

>>42529609
Anon, that's Flurry Heart.

>>42528745
Scraping your teeth on her braces and never letting her live it down!

>>42530142
>get married
>hundreed of years pass
>you keep teasing her with that and it still works

>>42529085
I wish we had more on the younger princesses-in-training. That would've been a cool topic to explore. I know, I know, Hasbro would have blown it like a whistle. But still.

>>42530840
episodes wasted on treating the princesses like goofballs couldve been done doing just that yeah

>>42530866
>t. idw

>>42530869
Bitchlestia

>>42530869
>>42531212
Do people actually think that this is good characterization?

>>42530869
>idw
Even less competent than Hasbro.
Feel free to discard it.

>>42531248
Celestia has "former teen bully that did some serious introspection" vibes to her. I mean, it's no wonder Sunset turned out the same way.

>>42531315
she really doesn't

>>42530869
>>42531248
This is some of the worst character butchering I've seen since Disney Wars, holy shit

>>42531242
just make your own burger

>>42530869
>>42531248
>not speaking in Renaissance Faire English
DROPPED

>>42531248
Nobody does

I think this personality is great for her.

>>42531873
That's the least to be miffed about here.

>>42531248
the pink curl bothers me

>>42533349
Cool Terraria boss.

>>42533580
>Daybreaker as the true Hallow boss
That would be something.

>>42531873
they aren't known to be consistent or good at writting

>>42530846
>Unshorn fetlocks
Whew. Daring.

what gift can you give the pony that has it all?

>>42534665
Something emotional and coming from the heart. Material gifts won't work at all.

>>42534353
they look cute on her sometimes

>>42531315
No

>>42535341
They do. The question what the court will say though.

>>42536388
it would be a mess the first days before evey other mare in canterlot starts to do it

what would luna think?

>>42537639
Judging from the thumb it looked like Celestia is lifting a massive bell or something along these lines.

>>42534665
I don't see a bump in her belly...

I JUST REALISED
HER MANE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IRIDESCENT NOT RAINBOW

I know this may not be politically correct, but I want to fuck Nicole Oliver's voice.

>>42537778
then you haven't seen her after eating a whole cake

>>42537639
thats cute
>sees the next picture of the artist
that was garbage

>>42537877
it's a good voice

God, I want to hug this pony and more

>>42539441
Snuggles!

>>42539869
just look at that curve holy shit
imagine runing your hand along her back

>>42540399
She's just perfect.

>>42540399
unf

>>42540975
sun pattern on the pants? does celly really?

>>42525875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA1uovQSCYU

Luna brings sweet dreams for her sister, Celestia. Roll for dream sequence.
1 - Celestia dreams of traveling through mountains made out of all manner of delicious cakes.
2 - Celestia dreams of performing in a Shakespearian play and absolutely nailing it.
3 - Celestia dreams of being in a meadow of flowers but they are enormous. She spends the dream collecting sweet nectar from the flowers and humming a happy tune.
4 - Celestia dreams that she and Raven Inkwell defeat hordes of bureaucracy monsters made out of paper.
5 - Celestia dreams that she and Luna are bank robbers, except thay all their efforts and the cops' responses just devolve into silly slapstick.
6 - Celestia dreams of winning it big at Las Pegasus.
7 - Celestia dreams she has to fly to the sun to reignite it because it is getting dim for some reason.
8 - Celestia dreams she is on a trivia game show, but the host is Pinkie Pie. To get a point, she must answer the question correctly, then dodge the pies Pinkie tosses at her.
9 - Celestri dreams she is having a tea party with Fluttershy on the back of a giant butterfly that is taking them to the video game arcade.
0 - Celestia dreams of having glorious sex with you.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>42541786

>>42541308
The suns raise and lower as she says they do

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>42541786
sure

Rolled 5 (1d10)

sunday finally, lets see what she is still dreaming about
>>42541786

>>42525796
Then I'm awake with a snoot in my face. Not that I'd complain about that though.

>>42525716
the one with less confusing colors

>>42542870
Anon's sleeve looks like a horsecock.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>42543342
it does

Rolled 4 (1d10)

Rollan

does she work on sundays?
if she doesn't, would she work if something urgent happened? not an emergency just a last minute thing

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>42541786

>>42541786
how do you get a zero?

>>42544865
Well, you can sweettalk Luna into rigging the dream plane dices. I'm told she likes being called the best princess.

>>42544865
You don't.

>>42541786
roll

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d10)

>>42541786

>>42545049
At least that appears to be a mare. I lost count of the images with MLP mare recolors that clearly depict stallions.

>>42545113
the whole tub of mayo?!
why did she do it?

>>42544865
Equivalent to rolling a 10.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>42545316
then roll

>>42545113
my wife is a glutton but i still love her

>>42545113
>>42545872
>...Did anyone else notice Gluttony is now some kind of pegacorn horse princess?

I love princess chromosome

>>42545872
That's the special alicorn metabolism at work here.

>>42545920
Me too its adorable

one of her favorite seasons is only a couple of days away

>>42547256
Hm, I thought her favorite season would be summer, for obvious reasons.

>>42547355
she says autumn is one of her favorites seasons but maybe summer is THE favorite

>>42547895
>It's a direct quote from FWF
Ouch, how could I forget that?

>>42548371
I know that anon is dense, but I don't think the wall is going to respond. Does she know?

>>42548387
It's a historical quote. That's the reaction Augustus had after being told one of his generals got 3 of his legions slaughtered. He got so mad he started banging his head against the door. He kept screaming "give me back my legions" and cursing the dead general's name for years afterwards.

>>42548532
To this day, the Varus Battle is one of the few clashes in history in which the battle was actually named after the loser. That's an achievement to be sure.

>>42494137 (OP)
Test

>>42494137 (OP)
I wnt to be restrained by celestia

>>42548803
>>42548912
>tfw Celestia restrains you from posting on 4hoof

>>42549235
we would shitpost togheter

>>42548912
In what way?

>>42549820
like me wanting to pick up a fight with a pony for retarded reasons but she holds me back

>>42549820
restrained by having her sleeping body on top of me

>>42549235
everything she said? is true

>>42549235
>The mouse pad
Kek

>>42550097
That's a good way.

4chan moderation dox dump
https://files.catbox.moe/ogmfp4.txt

>>42550757
The best

>>42549235
I need that

>>42551446
Silly Celly.

>>42549616
This. The perfect combination.

>celestia in a tight suit
hot

>>42552971
>No MLP moon
Wasted potential.

>>42494137 (OP)
im a psycho moonfag, but Celestia is still objectively the hottest / esthetically most pleasing pony in the franchise. actually she's the sexiest thing ever made. unfortunately, I dont relate to her on a personal level

>>42553784
my heart

>>42553873
Why a psycho?

>>42554362
hates the night maybe? that sounds like a psycho moonfag

>>42553784
perfect

>>42552971
Her mane is really wild. Also,
>that blush

>>42552971
Kawaii~

>>42553784
chu

>>42555321
i love it when her mane is like that

>>42551446
what does she want?

>>42556882
She want ypu to let her in to your heart.

>>42557043
again? I won't say no but I have a lot of celestias in my heart it might burst

>>42549235
that's not shitposting, those are facts
Celestia is BESTia

>>42557043
>She want ypu to let her in
Fairy behavior.

>>42558217
>Fairy behavior.
What do you mean by that?

>>42558619
>he doesn't know
An oldfag is speaking. Listen and learn.

Here's a pony version to get you started.

>>42558639
Thank you, kind Luna.

>>42558224
Man, that's a dominant chin.

>>42558217
I trust her.

>>42558224
she wants her scritches

>>42494165
I like the idea of an alt universe with them being friends

>>42558224
i like it when she looks up, a really funny angle

>>42558639
yay

>>42558224
pretty pony reminding other ponies why she rules

>>42561787
she is real

>>42561787
That floaty thing reminds me of lapros ngl.

>>42562027
LAPRAS, you pleb

>>42561787
she is enjoting the summer

>>42562027
not as hot as celestia

>>42560193
Exposes a good place to scratch

>>42562677
Celestia should take lessons from Lapras and copy those sex eyes even if she is.

Love my wife. She is my queen and I am her king

I want to lay in the grass with her in the gardens and feed her apples and grass

>>42562887
Comfy and wholesome.

>>42562883
this is the dream

>>42563189
>filename
celestia version of https://youtu.be/ZfS0FyQOv58 when?

She has a lot of great art, so why is so much of her porn so fucking awful?

>>42564003
what you mean?

cameraman died?

>>42501345
Genuine kek

>>42564003
cause the cute art is better

>>42562883
she looks cool which is rare, usually she is a cute big pony

>>42564921
We would have needed more badass Celly moments in the show.

>>42494137 (OP)
wake up sunnybuns

>>42565478
Celly doesn't look so happy. What's up?

>>42566366
thread is almoat over