Thread 42654540

Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time again
Welcome to the first official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 registration thread!
Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.

>How’s this thing work?
Read the FAQ!
The short form:
Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!

Sign up at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/

Schedule of events and deadlines:
Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc goes live. Confirmation emails are sent out.
Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups close. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments will be given out. After gift assignments are finalised card assignments will be given out, please be patient.
Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.

FAQ here : https://fag.anonfilly.com/

Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.com
Card Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com

>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! REEEEE!
And yet every year someone will break my heart and come late. For now you have a whole month to sign up, go enjoy the anni streams, shitpost with your soon to be holiday friends and figure out your Spoopmas outfits.
In the meantime, now is the time to get hype! Share stories from years gone by; say hello to your fellow horsefuckers; talk about your plans for the year; maybe write a song or poem to pass the time while we wait for signups together. Draw some Chrimbus OC art. Run a giveaway. It’s that time of year, and we’re so happy you’re here to join us.

>>42654540 (OP)
FUCK YOU IT'S NOT EVEN HALOWEEN REEEEEEEE

>>42654540 (OP)
Reporting for duty

ITS TIME!!! first for Derpy btw

Ho Ho Ho and hello my dear friends! As we start off this new year, I want to do just a little housekeeping. I’ll try to post this every once in a while during signups for people who are still joining up. I know not everypony reads the FAQ (shame on you) so a couple short notes. First of all, the ghost list is coming back again this year. At least one time during the month of November, you need to put on your codename and post in thread. You don’t have to call out your santee with your name on. You don’t have to respond to your santa with your name on. But you need to make a post at least once so your Santa knows that they aren’t sending out into the void. I know that it’s perfectly possible for you to talk with your Santa without the nametag, and you definitely should, whether or not you choose to wear it, but I need to see it at least once just so I can find you in the archives and make sure you’re actually here. I know a lot of people last year wanted the rule to be more than one single post, and I realize that it’s still a compromise position, but sometimes we just have to settle somewhere in the middle. K? Everyone cool? Dope.
Part two: Grinching and tardiness. It was pretty rough last year, not going to mess you about, and I’m not going through it again this year. Before you sign up for that gift exchange you need to be bloody sure that you can follow through on it BY CHRISTMAS. I’m not running another Grinch rescue in April. It’s nonsense. The mercy rules on tardiness are going to be tightened this year, even if your Santee approves an extension, even if you are showing me WIPs. In past years I let those go on more or less indefinitely. This year I’ll be taking it out of your Santee’s hooves at a certain point and declaring it myself. If you need to send a safety net gift while you work on a more ambitious project then do it. See the FAQ for more details. If you really want to be a part of the event but don’t feel like you can commit to following through on a gift or cards, then just reach out to me and I will figure something out, even if that means I’ll just sign you up to receive some extra cheer cards from mass mailers. I’d much rather do that than lateness and grinching. The goal never has been to be the biggest /ss/ ever, just the BEST. Groovy? Groovy.

>>42654569
Third, hey, listen, I know some of you guys aren’t board regulars. You got an invite from your buddy, and it sounds like a good time, or you’ve not been around the board for a decade, or you’ve only come by for Secret Santa in the past. Hi! Thanks so much for being here and part of the season! It’s lovely to see you! Please remember this is an /mlp/ event. It’s a place for our little community to get together, hang out with other posters in a new way, and do something nice for folks we usually yell obscenities at. So if this isn’t your regular haunt please-don’t just show up for Secret Santa, get a gift, then disappear. That’s not very cash money of you. Go explore the board. Visit the drawthread or find a thread about your waifu. Watch the anni streams with other anons over here >>42645376 . Make some art in /bale/. Giddy up for us in the winter 4cc. If you don’t know what’s going on: lurk moar. We’re all newfags at some point, and I’m really happy that Secret Santa is an event that you want to be a part of, but, again, this is a community event. If you want to be a part of it, then try to be a part of the community, k?

CHRISTMAS IS GAY AND STUPID
YOU SHOULD SIGN UP AND NEVER SEND GIFTS

>>42654559
QT lush

>>42654540 (OP)
>need goolag account to fill the form

>>42654569
>>42654578
tl;dr - quick bullet points would help those with ADHD

>>42654611
>too autistic to read a couple paragraphs
don't sign up then faggot

Oh no, for is for 2024, it's over bros

>>42654611
>Read the FAQ
>Ghosting and Grinching will get you buttfucked by Peanut.
>If you're an offboarder go be a part of the board. It's a board event. SHowing up for gifts and not being in the community is gay and lame.

>>42654625
FUCK
WE'RE ALL LATE!

>>42654601
>Tell me you're a newfriend without saying you're a newfriend.

>>42654660
goolag is for niggers, sorry

>>42654660
>using newfriend instead of just calling them a faggot

Damn. Need to make some invetory lmao.

Woo!

>>42654601
I'm too dumbtarded to make a better system, sry.
But that does bring up a good point, please DO NOT USE COCK.LI ACCOUNTS TO SIGN UP. I know, horsefucker and stuff are great, but they will be totally filtered from my inbox. Like, not even to spam, totally undelivered, so...don't use one please, or you won't get a confirmation email.

I can't wait to start terrorizing my local post office

holy shit hell yeahhh

Lets fucking go

>>42654684
>Not emulating Pony Claus' lexicon
Are you even Kiwi?

>>42654732
Well I almost died just before Mare Fair.

>>42654751
god DAMMIT Kiwi.

>>42654625
I can’t believe I grinched my guy by over a year already.

>learning how to make beanie sized plushies
>just waiting for the materials to arrive next week(s)
Oh yeah, it all coming together.

I'll have to get some nice envelopes and cardstock for you guys. Maybe some fancy ink colors.

>>42654925
Nice, hope I get a fancy card from you anon.

>>42654751
When the fuck are you NOT almost dying

It has become time.

>>42654983
Send the pizzers NOW

I'm wondering if I should participate this year. Last year didn't go smoothly for me, and I haven't even been around in while because I've been too busy trying to pull my life together.
I should at least be able to afford the money easily enough, but I'm doubting whether I can afford the time and effort my santee deserves, especially when I've been struggling to find enough for myself.

>>42655007
Do a card then, Mr Bond

>>42654958
If we don't get paired up, I don't mind getting in contact so I can send you a card.

>>42655024
Damn, thanks anon; I’d like to trade one with you too. I’ll let you know when we get assignments I guess

Just signed up!
just as I get word from another anon that the last several times they signed up, they got ghosted/grinched more than half the time
I have faith though.

Damn, it's been a while. Feels nice to be in a position to participate again!

Too busy with the anni to sign up again at the moment, but it's gonna be great to shitpost with you all again this year.

>>42655077
Don't wait too long lest you forget.

>>42655002
Are you ACTUALLY going to try to challenge me? This, on the day of our Secret Santa Signups?
Do this: Go to Dominos.com
**Card#: 6006 4970 2854 6237 944**
Would you like a PIN to go with that? How about something like 9203. That should work!
That would be the first pizzer of the season delivered! Don't ever believe that I won;t deliver pizzer!

Oh boy, time to get the autistic namefagging down from the attic!

>Already received new holiday ID
This pony santa is faster than rainbow dash

>>42655032
>>42655024 (me)
I look forward to it

>>42655209
Are yo really "Moldy Box of Decorations"? What is that cutie-mark? What is the backstory? I need a good deal more information.

>>42655446
Seriously.

Just signed up :)

>>42655043
Keep the faith brother.

>>42655495
I was a foal a long, long time ago... I was playing hide and seek with my friends. I found the box of Hearth's Warming lights in the attic. I wrapped myself in them to hide. It was a good hiding place. I was there for a long time. But there was a leak in the roof. It dripped on me. In that long time of hiding I became one with the mold and mildew. They shaped me, changed me. They gave me my cutie mark. And by Celestia I won that game of hide and seek!

It's getting so hard to fill out the wishlist. I already have so much pony stuff.

>>42655578
Would you a mold pone? I would.

>>42655626
Aspergillus with asperger's

>>42655626
Do you dare cum in my b̶o̶x̸? You are brave. My spores shall become glorious and festive with your seed.

>>42655626
>Would you a mold pone?
I'm now imagining a Resident Evil 7/8 style mold pone.

AW SHIT

I just want to say I'm not a Grinch, I've just been financially struggling. If I'm temporarily banned that's fine, but I want my Santee to know I still have them in mind.

Pony Claus/Card Slut I'll reach out to you

>>42654553
don't die pls

Should I include a big essay on my waifu in the favorite ponies section? Its very autistic and it's a 3 min. read

>>42655699
Yes! Do it

>>42655711
Debating on if I should put it there or leave it in the "For your santa section". I don't want to clog my cardees' email with an essay they don't need

I suppose now it's time to figure out if new muttland tariffs mean I'd have to pay stupid fees if an international cardee sends a care package rather than a simple card.

>>42655788
A properly marked private gift up to $100 in value should not accrue a tariff according to the Internet.
But this does seem like a good year to play it safe and stay domestic.

>>42655699
>>42655728
Post it here. Let your autism spread. Let nobody's eyes be spared

>>42655728
I learned last year that it's best to leave it in. It gives your cardees and santee an idea of how devoted you are and gives them more to write about and work towards. Also, everyone likes to read it anyway.

>>42655159
Thanks for the pizza Chompy!

present and accounted for!

>always looking forward to this event
>last year had an offboarder Santa who didn't post my gift
>have recently broke up with my bf of 13 years
>have been kinda afraid to join this year because I am still mentally not well and don't know if I can do good job
Man I love you guys and I fucking love this event but I am not sure if I have the strength to continue with my shitty life yet commit myself to make a good Santa this year. I don't want to disappoint people

I'm signed up. Let's go!

>>42655913
>broke up with bf

It's that time of year again to plan the greatest gift of all:

drowning the mail system of the world in horse autism!

Is Canada Post still on strike?

When is Christmas this year anyway?

>>42656047
November 14th

>>42654540 (OP)
WAIT A MINUTE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PREPARE

>>42656037
I hope not. The thread felt less soulful when the leafs stopped posting.

Let's goooooo!

>>42656047
next week, you should have shipped a month ago, anon.

>>42655989
>>42655913
You cling to the hope that this is an offboarder foid who will give you pity sex.

I know that this is a depressed fag boy who will let me pound the living daylights out of him every night until his asshole tears in twain.

We are not the same.

>>42656193
>someone misses signup
So this years bingo have two free spaces.

Goddamn am I ready for the holiday spirit.

Also you clearly have a theme for me, Pony Claus. Designer Doohickey to Rowdy Outlaw?
Not complaining at all mind ya.

>>42656280
lol I guess those are the vibes I pick up from your pony list.

>>42656305
Not gonna say it doesn't fit lol.
Thanks again and a very early Merry Christmas!

TT checking in, looking forward to this year! Also looking forward to anxiously waiting for paint to dry.

>>42655913
Hey Pony Claus get me this guy so I can show up to his house and kick him in the nuts.

Hello, everypony! Hope everyone is having a wonderful anni stream!
>>42654569
Also, Pony Claus. I never received my gift from last year :(

How exciting .

>>42654540 (OP)
how do i do gifting for folks if im fat and lazy a bit

>>42656193
Shipped some books to a friend in Austria and shipping was absolutely insane. He covered thankfully but still good golly shucks. They got held up in Austrian customs too, so he couldn't even receive them in time for the con.
Oh and yeah, signed up too I guess

Hey, Speed Limit! I wanted to tell you again- I really really liked your card (package.) The pony nostalgia cassette is amazing! I had to dust off this old Sony boombox to play it- and I realized I really like the tactile feeling, and I really love the tape hiss.
So, I ended up getting more tapes. Then recording my own! And now I've got a bunch of cassettes. I even fixed up an old Walkman from Goodwill.
You gave me a new hobby, and I'll always be grateful.
... now, uh, it turns out I really messed up your weird address. I sent you a card- it got to your country, then got sent back... in February. I'll try again this year, and I'll get it right, promise!

Picrel for everybody, who grumbles about USA mailing issues.

>>42654569
You mean sending or recieving stuff? I totally can send stuff in the begining of December, but I have no authority over mailing services, expecially foreign ones.
>>42655670
Holy shit, man, 25 bucks isnt a big sum for gathering through a fucking year.
>>42655699
Last time i recieve such and it was neat, now im doing that as well, esp considering my feelings towards certain pony are deep and complex enough.
>>42655913
R u a fagget or smth?
>>42656278
At least 5.

>>42654540 (OP)
HOORAY!!! I did Secret Santa last year for the first time and I loved it and had a lot of fun. I've got a few friends from the board who I think would be interested in some holiday mare fun

>>42656171
In all my cinserely, fuck Canada, fuck it with red-hot steel sticks. Awful country and most people living there are awful as well. I never met a Canadian not being a retarded or autist without self-awareness.

If i get a Canadian among my santee/cardees, id make sure to adda special card for them, thanking for things like what they're doing with euthanasia.

>>42655699
>>42656793
Screw it you guys have inspired me to write an autistic spaghetti filled essay about how much I love my waifu when I fill it out

>>42656831
Do it, filly, Chryssie is, at least, really fucking sexy.

>>42654540 (OP)
HORSEMAS IS FINALLY HERE, LET'S FUCKING GO! I WAS WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!

>>42656710
I'm very glad to hear that Posterboard! And no worries about the card, but if you want to send it again then the address is still the same

>>42656710
Analog festive fun times!

I still believe in my santa from last year, although I am making it extra hard for them this year with a new name.

I see Canada post is fucking around again. Would it be better to keep leafs segregated? Last year people kept getting late cards or they got them so late they didn't post them at all.

>>42657505
It should be fine enough now
https://montrealgazette.com/news/canada-post-rotating-strikes-mail-delivery-restarts

The deed is done.
Now to decide how to go overboard this time. I got nothing prepared.

I can't wait for Hearth's Warming. So soon my box will be opened and I shall decorate the thread and your lungs with my joy! (You) cannot stop it.

Yeehaw partner, first time romp with the festive spirit- I cant wait to spread this joy of mine

I have a few things from Mare Fair, ideas for gifts- but I need to get cards! Or at least envelopes for cards because ive got a bunch of pony valentines that will PROBABLY work fine.

>>42657505
uooh, Gilda, plap plap plap plap

Wow, I got my name already. Christmas cheer is here!

I now have a name, wonderful.
I see PC still isn't getting any sleep, kek

it's me, and damn i sound tasty

>>42657770
I think there may be a mix-up.

>>42657927
I guess everybody is getting barnacles for christmas this year.

>Spend more time filling the form than waiting for the name
PC is very fast this year

>>42656193
Thats a lot of free spaces

>>42656193
>>42657995
Looks like I'm going to ensure a bingo square gets stamped

>>42656710
Same here actually, the tape has been great because I recently added cassette receivers to two of my cars, side A of the /mlp/ Nostalgia tape actually has a few YTPMVish tracks that I hadn't heard before!!
I've also been recording a lot more tapes with the deck I have hooked up to my PC so in theory, if someone wants it, I could give someone a cassette, a cd, and a DVD all at once for the true physical media Pony experience.
Also, sadly, same in the sense that the package I sent back to him got returned to me like in the middle of summer so I have no idea what it was doing for all those months, but I know damn well I wrote that address as neatly as I physically could as perfectly matched to his email as I could and the post office still managed to screw it up.
It's been sitting in the living room this whole time, I don't even remember what I put in it anymore so at this point it's going to be a surprise to both of us, because I still plan to get it sent this year, somehow.

Also, to the bottle guy who managed to sniff out that it was me complaining about managing to break both of my lids in some other thread a while ago, thank you so much for sending me the new ones, I have once again been happily drinking my moon water!

One other thing, I enjoyed Seaquestriafest this year, I'm sad to see it's slowly burning down from the top, but I'm on staff at THWC and it's looking like we're going to have a great time up in New York this December.
Anyway there's your blog post I guess, I'm sure there's probably going to be a lot more but I think i have my shit together just a little bit more this year than I did last year.

>>42655699
putting my deranged waifufaggotry out there is my favorite part of sign up, I wrote a big paragragh

>>42657505
You'd think by importing half the third world they'd manage to nail down a workforce that doesn't strike for more money every year.

>>42654540 (OP)
Speaking of, maybe you might want to think about adding something to the form like "Are you going to the hearth's warming club and willing to exchange gifts in person"
>>42657995
That will get us the bottom left square too!

>>42657948
Hey faggot, did you get the replacement caps sent? If so, don't break them again.

Private parts reporting for doody

>>42658045
Yes! I can finally say thank you! I've been strapping the bottle into my backpack these days (instead of just carrying it around) to keep it safe...

Hi Santa, I just wanted to say thanks again for the gift last year. I've gotten a lot of use out of it

fuck yeah, 3rd year in a row. can't wait to see what i can buy some anon. idk if it will be as epic as last year but we will see.

wow pony claus was very fast this year, love my new /ss/ name!

>>42657770
>>42657927
Woopsie Daisy, did I give a duplicate name? And I thought I had been so good about crossing them off of the list as I assigned them.
Church just let out, I will fix that when I get home and reassign whoever got the duplicate to a new fun name.

>>42658154
Barn Barnacles Sr and Barn Barnacles Jr

Ohh yes!
Count me in!
I will sign up this week.

>>42658170
This is the way.

I am depressed a shit, and I know this will be another weight on my mind, but I'll sign up, and I promise to not off myself before sending my gift.

Huh, weird.
I actually didn't have the name twice on the spreadsheet when I checked. It looks like I went back at some point and changed someone's name after I already sent the email. Well that was very silly of me. I'll send out the new name now.

>>42658237
It won't, anon. Don't burden yourself with the gift, and enjoy the company.
This is what hearts warming is all about: participating in an event of pure faggotry and knowing that out there, there's some people just as deranged about mares as you are. Not just normies, retards and normie retards.
And this, is something to be cherished. So get on down and enjoy the event, you're here forever. There is no escaping the cheers.

She will be dunked

>>42658284
>this again
it's good to be back

All these new names are giving me fallout new vegas vibes

>>42658237
What's your /ss/ pony name? Misery Guts?

2025 /ss/ Fuck Fest, I will impregnate all OCs that can get pregnant
>my OC is sterile! y-you're not compatible!
I BROUGHT FERTILITY PILLS AND ENOUGH VIAGRA TO KILL EVERYPONY THAT EVER LIVED IN CANTERLOT THRICE OVER

>>42658354
same, not complaining though

>>42658366
Is that my gift this year, the miracle of motherhood?

Yeehaw! Looks like I've got a new name. Y'all better hold on tight to your Nightmare Night stashes, or you might just get plundered by the sweetest tooth in the west

>>42658371
You have the coolest name ever..everyone else go home

>>42654540 (OP)
That was fast. I think I will keep this name from here on out. It is very cute.

>>42658399
(I'm formerly one of the Barn Barnacle twins)

>>42658423
The duplicate Barn Barnacale was returned to the mirror pool

>>42658354
>>42658371
>>42658399
>>42658404
woohoo western themed /ss/ this year, prepare or spagetti

>>42658431
Now that's what I call a spaghetti western

>>42658431
>prepare or spagetti
I'm not going to prepare because I want some spaghetti

>>42658401
I'm def thinking of keeping this one, yours is nice too not at all because I'm a foe fag

>>42658404
I'll keep my name because I know damn well that I am incapable of turning off the autism long enough for people not to immediately figure out which new name Cookie Kiln has every year
And I love Cookie, she's adorable! :3
Also for Gran Canyon I'm picturing a mare about as old as Granny Smith who despite her age is able to shoot the wing off a mosquito from the other end of town... like perhaps in her youth she was the best shot in town and she simply refused to let that title go as she got old, becoming somewhat of a living legend as ponies try to challenge her because she's elderly and they get completely owned
>>42658431
I never knew I was ahead of the time last year with my shotgun shenanigans but I am more than ready this year

>>42658423
>>42658170
>>42657927

Do you think new names will keep you separate? All will be one in the great Tangling of the Holiday Lights. We are all on one strand.

>>42658431
christmas spaghetti yeee

>>42658498
Ego death is a known side effect of aspergillus exposure

>>42658498
so is it no longer incest if they fuck or

>>42658423
What even is a barn barnacle? Is it a euphemism for something completely unrelated to barnacles, in the same vein as Rocky Mountain oysters?

>>42658535
>crusty cunt

>>42658535
It's the name for those crusty shit deposits you get around the anuses of cows and other ruminant animals

>>42658445
Lunalos!

>>42658514
Anon asking the real questions.

>>42658264
I know I shouldn't, but everytime I receive some nice shit I feel bad because I'm not as talented as other anons. Ponies and Anons have given me so much in all these years and I wish I could give back as much or even more.
>>42658365
I never keep my name from previous editions and I haven't received one for this year yet, but that would be a good name.

>>42658535
I was wondering the same thing
>>42658546
Oh...

>>42658546
unf stinky farm mare plap plap

>>42658546
They're considered quite a delicacy in parts of Wyoming and Montana

>>42658535
old appleoosian term for when you have a changeling hiding in your barn, kinda like a booth barnacle at a convention but they're really good at convincing you to let them stay in exchange for a hot sweaty plapping in the hayloft

I get the feeling I'm being called a faggot with my given name.

>>42658595
please be a femcolt please be a femcolt please be a femcolt

>>42658595
What makes you say that, Penis Rider?

>>42658470
I didn't think of it that way at all. I was thinking Gran as in granola. Surprisingly there doesn't seem to be a granola pony at all.

>>42658601
Who knows.
>>42658608
Just a hunch.

>>42658610
I imagined Granny Canyon to be an aging prostitute in a frontier town

>>42658610
Oooh, that's pretty cool, like pony whose talent is making granola or straight up granola pony?

>>42658610
She's called Canyon because of how wide she spreads her pussy

>>42658595
COCKEY JOCKEY

>>42658627
She's called Canyon because of the toll having so many foals has had on her body. It's like a geological formation down there

>>42658619
femcolts riding big stallion cocks are so hot
>>42658621
that's dumb, I prefer the grandma who's packing heat (and I mean a gun not a cock)

>>42658642
Maybe Granny Canyon is trans

ya ever just know yer meant to be the ugly bastard from an ntr doujin

>>42658621
>>42658627
>>42658674
I don't like where this is going
>>42658639
This isn't so bad. GILF poni

>>42654732
>>42654751
>>42654762
>>42654963
The counter has been reset. Days since kiwi death: 0
>>42655159
God DAMMIT I keep missing these every year. Fuck fuck fuck I love pizzer

>>42654559
Smash
>>42654706
(please) Smash (me)
>>42654724
Smash
>>42658284
BREED
>>42658404
Smash

HOLY FUCK SANTA TIME!!!!
I hate writing a wishlist!

>>42658752
just use the one from last year

as a Leaf I am so fucking sorry my post make last year such bullshit for (You) all

>>42658576
That’d work on me for sure. Is Barn Barnacle a cutie homeless NEETbug? Because I like neetpones and I like changelings as long as they aren’t gay and rainbow so Id like that character.

>>42658745
>Smash
>Verity
Anon... Verity is for feeding carrots, scritching her ears, and tucking into bed.

>>42658779
The type of changeling to hide in someone's barn is not the type to reform so yes

>>42658790
and then gently (and lovingly) plapping

>>42658555
>Not as talented
It doesn't matter, anon. The whole joy is to give and enjoy the cheers. You don't measure the quality of the gift by skill, but by the smile it gives. Sometimes the simplest things bring the most joy.
If you really want to share the joy with anons, shipost, pour one out for the anons, and enjoy the jolly atmosphere, gift giving is fun and all, but loudly shitposting about wanting to cum inside everyone's oc and cumming in the baked goods you're about to send out to the next anon is really what brings the event together.

>>42658802
>loudly shitposting about wanting to cum inside everyone's oc
oh no not again

>>42658802
Remind me not to eat anything you send me

>>42658813
YOU WILL EAT THE BROWNIES, ANON. THEY'RE MADE WITH REAL LOVE AND CHEERS!
also semen is good for macros, high prot and all that

>>42658809
you vill be come inside and you vill like it
cumming inside vill continue until morale improves

W-what did I sign up for? You guys don't really eat each others' cum, do you?

>>42658844
Not really, the cum brownies are just a meme. The only gay thing that happens is the massive sweaty homo orgies at the /ss/ meetups.

>>42658883
suddenly I am less inclined to suggest an /ss/ meetup at THWC

>>42658576
>>42658779
>>42658793
Barn Barnacle will exchange plaps for naps.

>>42658986
Ohh yes we can come to an arrangement all right...

>>42658844
>>42658883
Unless you WANT a giant floppy horse cock...?
As a reminder, if you want a giant floppy horse cock add it to your wish list.

>>42658986
>be bug
>end up in weird western apple town after bug mom got her ass blasted out of canterlot
>good one, mom
>spend about a year hiding out in different barns, too scared to try taking a disguise or trick ponies into giving you love
>whenever one of them caught you, they'd either kick you out, or... take advantage of you, and THEN kick you out
>not like you minded, you would've starved otherwise, but...
>until... him.
>the farmpony caught you while you were sleeping, like they usually did
>he wore a frown, as he adjusted his hat, watching you scrabble up into a sitting position
"y-you're not gonna kick me out of your nice warm barn, are ya, mister...?"
>he only frowned further
>shit
"w-we can come to an arrangement...?"
>you can feel a few tears welling up in your eyes... this was the last barn in town that you hadn't been kicked out of with a warning never to return, so it was either this, or wandering the dusty road in an attempt to make it to a different town before you starved
>this time he paused, closing his mouth, working his jaw a little
>he slowly walked closer to you, starting to smile
>you knew that smile, and you quickly blinked away tears as you felt blood rushing to your face
>...."y'all feed on love, don't'cha...? ya look like you're starvin'...."
>he slowly pushes you into the nearest pile of hay, your eyes uncontrollably flickering back and forth between his snout and his sweat-dripping body
>b-by the hive, was he just out working in the fields? w-why was it so... so...
>the stallion gently pins you down, but... he starts off with a kiss, of all things
>and you realize, suddenly, that the lust flowing off of him... it was mixed with affection? desire? he... but why? none of the other ponies ever...
>the big farmpony is surprisingly gentle as he impales you on his cock, and your racing thoughts start to melt away in the face of a passionate pony plapping session...
>...
>it's been... a while, now
>he's brought you a bed, and a chair, some warm blankets, a radio...
>he keeps asking if you'd like to move into his house with him, but... you like the barn
>you like it when he nudges the doors open, climbing up the ladder to see you after a hard day of work
>you've offered to disguise as various ponies for him, but he always tells you that he prefers you as yourself, and the rush of love that accompanies it always makes you dizzy...
>just like when he kisses you
>and when he decides to sleep with you instead of at his house, holding you tightly to his larger, stronger, body
>and, of course, when he's holding you down to the bed or a haybale or the dirt and plowing you like you're one of his fields outside of the barn
>sometimes he makes you wear his hat and ride him, and he calls you a good cowpony, and...
>m-maybe ponies are... fine
>every so often, you feel a flicker from the changeling hivemind, but... you don't feel like going home
>this is your home now
>he... he is your home now
>you love him.

>>42659097
>tfw barely avoided this by changing my name
>tfw I don't know what this feel is

>>42659135
yes :)
>>42659153
>tfw I don't know what this feel is
you and me both :(

Just got my name and I have to say I love it! I'm not so much an expert on lamia ponies but I slapped this together in MS Paint, is this an accurate lamia pony?

>>42659097
kinda based ngl

>>42659172
im not currently in her belly so no its not accurate

Also completely random hypothetical, but if lamia ponies have giant tits, where would they be? (I would prefer second, and if so I might give Lasso Sass a giant rack as well, also I don't really like crotchboobs)

>>42659174
thank you mr barnacle I do not often get inspiration these days so when it strikes I let it happen

>>42658704
Hohoho, I'm on it.

>captcha: KGAYJ2
Haha, GAY

>>42659188
>I don't really like crotchboobs
i will smother you with cookie's gigantic milky teats (also for a lamia I guess if there has to be tits it would have to be the chest but then you're essentially anthro with hooves)

>>42659214
why me?????
>>42659097
also this is adorable

>>42659208
Oh no

>>42659188
A single one at the crotch and the other one at the chest, obviously. (Desu fampai I dunno; never lurked the lamia threads. They’re cute when i see them pop up from time to time though.)

>>42659208
u turned waifu thread into a tupper thread u faget

>>42659264
>A single one at the crotch and the other one at the chest
that is a terrifying visual why would you post this

>>42659214
>>42659226
Does Cookie actually have gigantic milky leaking crotchboobs like Milky Way

>>42659330
Yes — our very own festive milky way

>>42659387
Is Cookie Kiln a dragon pony?

>>42659407
Yes, she's also built for human cock

>>42659417
Lasso Sass the Lamia is also the perfect human lover!
1. She has fur like regular ponies and can be petted and have her ears rubbed.
2. She can coil cuddle around Anon and trap him and lovingly taunt him!

>>42659387
IT IS THE FIRST. THREAD.
But now I remember the whole not-responding-to-bait thing I learned last year so I'll be doing that (unless it's funny bait like the anon home invasion arc with the crayon drawings)
>>42659407
yeah, her 'thing' is that she bakes cookies using kilns that she heats up with her own dragonfire and I guess it was a bit too easy to draw the line from that to her also being the source of the milk to go with the cookies...
....call it a hot smart business strategy?
>>42659417
yeah see this is going to be the first and also last (you) that I bestow towards this exact comment, unlike last year where I'm pretty sure I went full retard and responded to every single one of them.
pretty sure I was having a drawn-out mental breakdown at the time, but a few of the big stressors I was laboring under are thankfully gone so I'm doing a bit better now

>>42659172
>>42659188
What a Sassy Lass, good to see more snakepones this early on this year! The questions really come down to the usual discourse about pony half vs snake half and what organs are where. Cutie marks in particular I usually either see on the pony half, or not at all though.

>>42659461
the vorefags are going to be here any moment

>>42659446
>has slutty oc pic
>has slutty looking oc
>take it personally when people treat it like a slut

i dont understand this advanced self-inserting autism, but i really do hope you take your own advice and stop RPing to literally everyone this year, like every single person's mention of your character is fucking personal

they're lines for god's sake, who the fuck cares.

>>42657505
>>42657740
Please PonyClaus I want a griffonfag so much so I can give him a lot of gifts and discuss about catbirds.

>>42659522
That's the idea, yeah
>has slutty looking oc
...oooh man if people think she just looks inherently slutty then that explains a looooot

>>42659617
>...oooh man if people think she just looks inherently slutty then that explains a looooot
there's no way you're that dense

Only been lurking in the Secret Santa threads the last two years. I'm strongly considering joining this year.

>>42659617
>lidded eyes
>tongue out
she's literally an e-girl m8

>>42659633
Trips says you must join

>>42659645
I tried :(

>>42658715
YES. MORE HAGS FOR THE HAG THRONE (my bed).

>>42659637
Did I.... gaslight myself into assuming that it was a stylistic choice to show off the dragonish tongue?
dear faust she really IS the festive milky way
>>42659631
you cannot even begin to comprehend the stupidity that I am capable of
>>42659653
you tried?

>>42659665
we're getting out of the ponyville nursing home with this one boys !!

>>42659633
>>42659645
rollin

side note, the mega is still being updated for now, but I can't guarantee I'll have the time to keep it up to date throughout the entire season, especially after things pick up in December.

>>42658704
>>42659208
>ya ever just know yer meant to be the ugly bastard from an ntr doujin

>>42659722
aw hell naw

>>42659722
neat. i'd watch him fuck a couple schoolfillies

>>42659722
Why does he have Morning Mimosa colors

>>42659778
If that's her dad it explains a few things
>>42659722
I hate it but I have to admire the perfection with which you manifested that name into a horse, the color, the expression, the tail....

>>42659722
wow he's literally me. thank you sir. this is incredible work!

>>42659793
forgot name fuck

>>42659799
>>42659793
I'm glad you embrace your mirror image, Sowbelly "Sticky" Shampoo.
Last time I followed the call for a cursed OC design, it was apparently too cursed and everyone hated it in a bad way, lmao. ;__:
>>42659727
>>42659733
>>42659787
Thank (You), I was feeling inspired.
>>42659778
>M. Mimosa colors
Actually, I don't know how2digital art and picked from the CSP standard palette.

I don't like my name can I request a new one??? I'm not a fuckin faggot

>>42659722
I hate this, 10/10, great job.

>>42659893
You're about to be.

>>42659893
Too bad, faggot, now bend over for daddy Shampoo

>>42659893
Post hand. We must know if the legendary intuition of the /ss/ organizers was correct.

Could somepony make my id into a stallion? something with a new vegas reference too please and thank you
>>42659722
would, nice to see you again dear dranon

I swear these names are getting gayer every year...

>>42659893
Give it up m8, either embrace the name or get roasted. There's been at least one faggot each year who dislikes their name and throws a fit, which only encourages people to further make fun of the name.

>>42660073
Dude, don’t make up names just to make me look bad. I specifically said in the email that your name was Delicious Horsecum the Yak, and you know it.

>>42660073
Finally, someone to properly breed cookie

>>42660073
Why does this name crack me up so much?
>>42659893
Are these names even real, or just shitposts? Hilarious.

>>42660056
If nobody else delivers, I'll cook something up for my nice mysterious stranger, but not today.

>>42660119
Honestly, I really can't tell. There was that one faggot who drew the ire of Santa Pone and got named "BIG BOOTY BADONDADONK CUMGUZZLER THE THIRD" back in 2021.

>>42659893
>>42659949
Im on my hooves and knees begging for art of these two having the gayest sex imaginable
>Just imagine, pen having lassoed bronco to the ground so he could ride him while doing that really hot one-hoof-on-the-chest position, smirking down at him knowing damn well that he's enjoying it too...

Form submitted.
All systems go for holiday cheer.

>>42660172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U51A_4bVg5A

>>42660172
This is how I know the season is here. It just isn't Christmas without thinking about Anons having the gayest sex imaginable

Damn, this first thread is going fast. I can't keep up with everything going on.
>>42659446
I was hoping we'd see this dragonpony again this year.

>>42660219
Orientation play powerbottoming, anon! Orientation play powerbottoming!!

I have to say I feel this name fits me a little too well given how much shit I end up bringing home every time I go to a convention.

>>42660183
Kek I hadn’t seen that, but how incredibly specific and appropriate

>>42660225
I don't trust that filly

>>42660369
My pumpkin and I went to the pumpkin patch today. She was a gift from the 2019 Secret Santa.

>>42659617
Don't worry Cookie. I for one am far too racist to fuck a hybrid.

For the Oklahoma senpai <3

>>42660416
Which pumpkin did she pick???

>>42661688
The best one, obviously. Although chances are high it was a watermelon

Am not an artfriend, but I colored it the best I could.

Goodnight sweet Anons. Make sure to go to bed on time so you can see me in your dreams

>>42661971
Night night

>got no pony merch being sold in my area
>have very few artistic skills
>don't want to cop out by just sending someone a direct from Amazon package
Am I doomed to be merryless forever?

>>42654540 (OP)
>Secret Santa
>is October

>>42661971
What will Luna say when she sees your dreams, Anons?

>>42662145
>there are literally no sellers of custom mlp merch
>there are no printing services/sites whatsoever

yes, and your retardation is terminal, im sorry anon

>>42661971
No. The spreadsheets call unto me.

>>42662145
Redbubble and Etsy offer worldwide services. Order early and you have time to get it to yourself, combine, customize, repack, and send on.

Guess im gonna have to chug several coffees a day with a name like this. Makes for some extra boisterous holiday cheer at least!

>>42662347
Or just make cowboy coffee you can float a horseshoe on.

>>42661971
Sweet dreams, anon.

>>42654540 (OP)
OHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAH

My name sounds gay and Appleloosian. Thank you Pony Claus.

>>42662301
Did you get all 40 of my entries full of nothing but racial slurs and detailed analyses of why everyone I don't like is inferior?

>>42662691
How does he even do it? I'm hopelessly incompetent with coming up with OC names and not only is he having to come up with a bunch of new ones every year but they have to be at least vaguely festive themed to boot!

>>42662701
It was extremely informative. I was intrigued to learn how model train enthusiasts are destroying the economy.
>>42662705
Awww, I try. Names are one of my favorite parts. I just got in a good batch from Sloot this evening too! ^^

>>42662744
>>42656793

>>42662744
>model train enthusiasts
Hey remember last year when I told you guys I would have a sick model train setup to show off?
Yeah, the room I was going to put it in isn't even cleaned out yet. My 2025 spring and summer did not leave any room for things like "hobbies", lol
Also nice!! You ever think about handing out a Plone codename or two? Love those guys...

Idea!
Hold on for a few hours until I get home and get something done to show you. I've learned a lot in the past year and can do a lot more now.
Satan Pone will get his blood sacrifice.

>>42662799
Busy year sounds like, it do be like that sometimes shame though, cause model trains are pretty fun.
Real talk I’ve never looked hard into plones. They’re cute but I’m not up on the details or any kind of thread culture. I’d enjoy a festive warthog brrrrting holiday cheer out of its cannon.

>>42662744
Do you give gay names on purpose to torment us or to build yourself a harem of faggots?

>neighborhood fm is down
Oh.. fuck.

Posterboard is a very pretty mare!

>>42662347
Another name to join the barista gang

>>42663419
Really pretty!

>>42662936
¿Por que no los dos?
How we all doin today?

>>42663875
Why are you ignoring >>42656793?

May the Blood Moon bring us a merry chrimmus!

>>42663888
Do not

>>42663893
Why not? It's just faggot.

>>42663907
Ponies and this event are for love, Anon. Not…that.

>>42663883
Sorry! Wasn’t intending to.
The gift should ARRIVE by Horsemas. If you’re shipping internationally then it’s definitely good to plan to ship well before the actual deadline. It’s true that every once in a while a mail monster eats a gift, or customs takes an extra long time, or a parcel falls down behind a mail sorting machine and it takes an extra week for a postal worker to notice it and get it back on route. If that happens, I mean, that happens. Nothing anyone can do about it and it’s not going to get you on the grinch list. But if you’re shipping internationally on December 23rd then you’re doin it wrong and your poor Santee won’t get to participate in the Horsemas Day threads.
All that to say, yeah, stuff happens that’s out of our control sometimes and nobody should get grumpy with you for that, so long as you handle the things that are under your control right.

>>42663419
>>42663449
Yes she is!

>>42662936
using one's position as pony claus to slowly amass a harem of hot stallions right in the heart of mareschizo central (/mlp/) is pretty based

>>42654540 (OP)
Its that time!

>>42659595
PLEASE be my Santa
I fucking love griffons

Oh fug, here we go agen :DD

I am very excited to participate again this year. Hopefully Texas anons are willing to meet up like we did last year again (and that I'll still be in Texas when that comes, but that hinges on life circumstances).

It's almost time for horsemas! right after nightmare night

>>42664571
Boopberry!

>>42663442
No sorry mate I only make plain ol' coffee none of them fancy barristerin stuff here!

>didn't create anything
>didn't post
>barely even lurked
>too retarded, busy, and burnt out to socialize properly on /ss/ ever
Perhaps 2025 shall be the year without a Horsemas

>>42664600
>>42663442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y75TKsJ82FU

>>42664633
>too retarded, busy, and burnt out to socialize properly on /ss/ ever
If the /ss/ autism is what you seek, you can start engaging with it one post at a time. You can hang around funposting and drawing even when you're not signed up for the gift swap, and no professional artist. I doubt I can sign up this year, but I want to do raffles and add my personal brand of autism to the merriness. I don't need merch, but I do seek kindred spirits, and I'll contribute what little I can.

>>42664700
I think I'll leave that method to the cowboy professionals and keep my aeropress

Another year of fun!

>>42664745
AeroPress makes a good cuppa.
>>42664785
Cutie. I’d tap that.

>>42664745
I think I prefer my v60/kalita wave for drip coffee.

I thought my name was kinda random, but apparently it's an old cowboy term for the path of an outlaw. Pretty badass, Pony Claus.

>>42664745
Ok so Bitter Bean uses an aeropress, Horseshoe Coffee makes it Cowboy style. Who else is in the barista gang and what do they use?

>>42664854
A decade or so old black & decker drip machine and I use the cheap shit from the local discount grocery chain.

>>42664890
Which one of the barista gang are you?

>>42664852
I heard that Owl Hoot Trail and Candy Bandit have a bounty out for - train heist on the friendship express and stealing Celestia’s cake shipment.

>>42664785
unf
>>42664852
that's pretty sick!

I'm ready for the festivities to begin.

>>42654540 (OP)
Why would her sign say that?

>>42665229
Are you not happy and gay?

>>42665229
kek I didnt see that

>>42659722
JUST BECAUSE THE CAT PAYS THE BILLS DOESNT MEAN I DONT HAVE RIGHTS

bout time

>>42665381
Yeah Twilight, either help with the carcass decorating or shut the fuck up.

>>42660119
I hate to be a choosing beggar, but could I also request a lamia mare for me? I already drew something in Paint here
>>42659172

Just submitted my sign-up, I am SO pumped for this year it is going to be SICK
>>42663419
>>42663449
speaking of, HOLY FUCK POSTERBOARD UNF art hoe panties are the best these are AWESOME

I guess it's about time to start my yearly /ss/ hag draw.
>>42663922
Don't be such a baby. It's just a little bloodletting. She'll be fine. Pony cultists aren't barbarians.

Man I wish I could draw at above a first grade level. I’ve got free time on my hands and wanna make other peoples OCs but I feel like I’d just be doing them a disservice.
>MM ART

>>42665509
>my yearly /ss/ hag draw
Gran Canyon please (in my bed)

>>42665603
People would actually love to see funny MS paint 1st grader drawings of their OCs, don't let that stop you, no one is such a stick in the mud that they'd call it a disservice

>>42664971
We'll let you figure that out.

>>42665603
You'd be far from the first, anon.

>>42664997
You can't prove nothin'

Looking forward to another year of Horsemas with you all

>>42665617
>>42665681
Fuck it maybe I will

Signed up! Lets have another year of Horsemas!

>>42666157
>I'd let her bounce on it

>>42666176
>>42666224
Please don't lewd the bap

>>42666157
Blessed be the baps

I was trying to draw something actually decent but my hands didn't want to work so I whipped this up in MS paint.

Pen Rider has a Pen-is

What is our opinion on Tara strong? If I had something signed by her, would a twifag Santee like it?

>>42666369
do you think a christian would like an autograph from jesus christ?

>>42659637
>>42666157
so is the bat also an e-girl? I agree cookie looks like a damn snack but now I can't unsee this on other ponies kek

>>42666369
Idk, some people care about the VAs and others don't, personally I don't even know who voices my own damn waifu but I'd probably still find it cool if I had something with her autograph

>>42666157
What if she drank a blueberry smoothie or chewed a piece of blueberry gum from Willy Wonka's factory and got blueberry inflated

>>42666369
I'm not gonna stand in line for an autograph personally. but if signed merch dropped into my lap from THE best pony. I wouldn't complain.

>>42666452
>>42666539

>>42666376
>>42666469
>>42666557
I seem to remember Tara going insane, but it seems like being the VA for Twilight absolves that. Thanks anons! Y'all were very helpful!

>>42666563
Embrace it! I hear bat streamers make a lot of bits because there's not nearly as many ponies streaming overnight compared to during the day...

>>42666577
>Bat Streamers
No Blueberry won't get to stream.
She'll bounce on my dick so much they'll call me trampoline.

Horsemas is going to come super quickly now - isn't it?

>>42666591
i smell zebra rhyming
do not the batpony, stripey

>>42666592
Many things will be cumming super quickly

>>42666452
yes if she gets my cock hard she's asking for it

>>42666665
that is not how it works and that is why you failed to acquire the >>42666666

>>42666675
tell that to my dick (don't he's sensitive)

It's me, Massless Chaps over here.
Ho ho ho or whatever

>>42666157
Hottie.
>>42666288
Would.

>>42666563
And then Blueberry Bounce is flailing her little hoofsies around and she can't stop hiccuping and burping, blushing as her furry little bat pony body fills with juice

I am ready, are you?

>>42667412
Spike, no.
Bad dragon.
Bad.

>>42667462
Yes

Oops got a bit of catching up to do and going through the records for the group picture this year.

>>42658986
>>42659097
Dang that's cute

>>42659172
Cute concept

>>42659208
YOU! Thank you for helping with the credits this year

>>42660863
Two down, 48 left to go

>>42662442
Time to shill me some Cowboy Kent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UAoT21eqXI

>>42662744
Let me know if you need some for the pile, I have a list for Latecomers I can give you.

yippee I'm on time this year! tag me here or elsewhere if you want your id pony drawn

>>42667911
Prickly Pear is a cutie.

>>42667911
checked, bless the world with more filler then

>>42667911
Howdy! Also I love this creative cactus pony, is she actually sharp

Frens, I have an question and I need your help...
Last year I brought a lot of candies to my santee, but just for that reason I couldn't ship to national express, so I went to a private carrier and it cost me more than double. This time I thought on give more sweets, but I can't decide if is a good decision, or I could use this money from shipping to buy more pone stuff. What can I do?

As far as I know it was never issued as a name, but I liked this prompt from a couple years back and decided to take a stab at it since no-one picked it up in the time since.

>>42668209
context

Yeehaw Yule reporting in. Can't wait to spread noxious cheer!

Hello, friends! As early as it may be, it's never too early for a GIVEAWAY!

I have in my possession TWO of these old cursed Pinkie Pie jack-o'-lantern kits. I'll be giving away both of them to two randomly selected contestants. Price of entry is a post of your most unique pony possession! Something odd, or rare, or just well-loved in a way other anons probably wouldn't have considered. Or, if you don't have anything unique, a post of something you'd like to have would work as well.

Post about it or tell us about it! Deadline is this coming Sunday, October 19th. I'm in the US, domestic mail should arrive before Halloween, but international packages will likely not make it in time.

>>42668209
could always reclaim the name if it is yours

>>42668303
It was pre-assignments. I don't think SP or PC ever gave someone that ID. Sort of like Clerical Task, I suppose.

>>42668075
thanks for checking
>>42668144
thank you, she is sharp mentally and prickly personality-wise but otherwise not dangerous

>>42668300
i dunno, i got this from a man more crazed about filly than i, and it just silently judges and demands things from me telepathically i think
but we're bros

>>42668353
absolutely beautiful

>>42667911
Very cute. I'd love to see Prickly Pear in a festive mood for the group picture if possible?

>>42668731
That was quick. Time to bully the NEETS

>>42660119
>>42660168
Well, names could be worse.

Reporting

>>42659949
Break into HIS house?
Dress up as HIS maid?
Ride HIS dick?
Beg for HIS cum?
Call HIM gay?

Is here and ready for horsemas cheer!

>>42669129
Yes.

>>42668558
Filly fek a cutie.

>>42668300
Well, it's pretty unique, so I don't want to out my /ss/ name yet ^:)

>>42668300
I don't have it on me to take a picture but my favorite piece of pony merch is a lovely crochet plushie a friend made or me, ironically, it was for /ss/ and he got assigned to me while already knowing me, I was gaslit or the whole event into thinking he got someone else, still love that little plushie

>>42659893
I understand how you feel, i don't even like milk

>>42668816
I'm genuinely fucking retarded I am bashing my head against the wall
Check that off your bingo card

>>42668300
This almost life sized plushie of my custom pony I got for /ss/ last year. It's a hell of a first gift, I was over the moon when I opened it!
She's just amazing and I adore my santa for her.

Singing up again!

>>42670190
why did it eat my image

>>42670244
what a cutie

When do mass mailed cards signups open?
I’m too poor to send anything or gifts to anons, I just want pony through the mail.

>>42670261
you need to send at least one(1) card for that I think, it's in the registration form

>>42670280
nevermind I’m just grinching, fuck this and fuck you.

>>42670287
aw come on anon, you'll have fun

>>42670297
reread my very first message
unless my job applications stop getting denied I won’t have money for ((you)) faggots.

>>42670308
>He can't afford to even send a heartfelt letter to his fellow Anon
Hope your financial troubles clear up soon, big guy

>>42670244
Such a beautiful pony.

>>42670261
More of a CardSlut thing, so if he overrules me consider his word law, but yeah, usually you need to send a card to receive the mass mail. That being said, sounds like you’re having a bummer year, so why don’t you drop me an email and at the very least I’m happy to send you one of the mass mail cards and ornaments this year. /)

And that's all my cards and my gift mailed before tomorrow's deadline!
All of you remembered to send your stuff by now right? You're not some grinch are you?

>>42670197
Hey! Hello! The Fair Flyer from your gift last year is still standing strong and decorating my room! Can’t believe it’s already been a year

my first mass mailer, any suggestions for stuff that fits in a flat envelope to give out? i was thinking stickers but anything more i can do?

>>42670593
I've sent badges and magnets in previous years but only for 5 to 6 people, it'd probably be a little more expensive or mass mailing

>>42670598
for*
damn this f key

>>42668144
checked
I took some artistic liberties, I can recolor if you want

>>42667911
Hope I'm not too late.

>>42667911
oooh I'd love a pone I I'm not too late either

>>42670469
I know right! Time flies!

>>42670701
>>42670752
Both these names sound like porn names

Since when were Lamias in the mlp zeitgeist? I must've missed something.

>>42670766
oh dear...

>>42670132
Nice try Cookie Kiln but I see right through that fake marestache

>>42667911
I'd love one if you have the time :)

>>42670669
You know I think the cow colors actually work nicely! I'm not a color theorist or anything but I like it. Dumb idiot got herself lassoed, haha

>>42668144
>>42670669
Built for my cock

>>42670669
I do kinda want to smooch her :3
>>42670956
That's not me! But I'd totally hang out with someone named milk and cookies, that's like my whole thing

>>42671111
CHECK 'EM

>>42670669
Snek is for peck.
>>42671111
Checking this snakesmoochies.

>>42671127
>>42671235
well well well

Are lamia mares omnivorous?

>>42671288
Nah, they're obligate cockivores

>>42671312
>bites your cock off

>>42668579
Festive!

(Will get to everyone that's asked for a drawing in due time)

>>42667911
Would love to see a drawing of this cute mare >>42654559

>>42671315
dont do it lasso the threats only encourage them, i even bought a gun

>>42671389
A cum gun?
Russian roulette with the cum-gun?

Little Derpy is getting hyped for another year of poni Secret Santa.

>>42668209
Very cute!

>>42670669
Slithery shibari.

>>42671336
goddamn she's cute.
>>42671540
goddamn she's cute.

>>42668197
Try to ship domestic?

I think this year I'm going to retire my old name I've been using since the first /ss/, Puddle Jump. After two years of being grinched in a row, and only getting 1 card back from 5 sent out last year I can only guess either the name is cursed or somehow causes pain to people who view it. So here's the pic someone drew of her many horsemases ago.

>>42671690
Oof. Sucks man, may your new name serve you well.

Giddyup Greasy here, reporting for duty! (I love my new name)

Hi. Hey. Hello. Howdy.

Signed up, got my name, and drew my very first mare ever. Hope you all like the poor quality and added MS paint edits.

>>42671978
I love this goofy pony who's got a screw loose! Is she a baker?

>>42671967
Into NEET mares?

I signed up, and I prepped and got the base gift ready to go. Now I just have to make something not ass after I learn who's waifu I'm working on.
(let me know if the email fails.)

>>42668300
Ironically, it's not *strictly* pony related by nature of its existence, but its place in adjacent pony fandom history should qualify this ushanka.

In addition to being a legitimate piece of soviet military equipment made in 1987, most of you probably know this specific hat as being the one Heavy wore in PTS the Musical. It ended up being given to me and so it's something I treasure greatly both for its minor historical value, but also being a minor fandom artifact that to me specifically is another reminder of the kinds of people that I am honestly lucky to call my friends ever since becoming part of this community.

>>42670688
checked
>>42670701
>>42670991
>>42671362

>>42672202
That's the sorriest excuse for a posse that I ever did see

The best time of year approaches

Man, whoever keeps the Mega updated I'm gonna kiss you.

I cannot fucking believe I already have a code name and it's this. It's pretty Based I might need to go to conversion camp.

>>42672390
Might work for like.... a nightclub bouncer pony or something

>>42672440
Nigger do you know what an outhouse is?

>>42657835
I hope you don't mind if I took a crack at this. I know I'm not one of the artfags, but I like her name.

>>42672202
What a bunch of varmint scoundrels! Yeehaw!

>>42672465
Would

>>42671978
They say you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy buuuuuut

>first and last legal name required for signups
These aren’t even required for shipping, why the fuck does OP need these?

I thought the whole point of anonymity is to NOT give your name.

>>42672537
>These aren’t even required for shipping
They're not?

>>42672553
You can use any fucking name as long as it isn’t a identified recipient package.

OP being a faggot trying to doxx people as usual.

>>42672571
>The address of items sent to general delivery must indicate the addressee's full legal name and the city and country of destination. The use of just initials, simple given names, fictitious names, or figures is not permitted on articles addressed for general delivery.

>>42672537
If you choose to use an alias for sign up, please be sure to inform your post office of that fact, as it can affect shipping. You should be able to list alternate recipients at your address or PO box for them, you just fill out a little form, or at least that's all I needed to do to get my old PO box signed up to accept mail addressed to my codename.

>>42672537
I usually do first name + last initial
As long as the carrier can tell it's going to someone who lives at the address

>>42672537
>im not going to give out my name!
>just my address that anyone can Google and figure out who lives there!

>>42672571
Imagine outing yourself as THIS MUCH of a newfag

>>42672202
what a nice bunch of rapscallions, I love it, thank you!
>>42672465
anyone can drawfag! you drew a very cute mare

>>42672202
Oh yeah they're looking amazing! Thank you so much anon!

>>42670669
>>42672465
>>42671978

Rootin Cuties

>>42671336
Thank you very muchly

>>42671690
I am sorry that is the case. I hope this year goes a lot better

>>42672202
Well this makes the group picture a bit easier :ilovethem:

>>42672465
Would have a drink with her for extra sass. thanks for saving me the troubles of designing an OC, kek

>>42672643
>what is a P.O box

>>42672537
Welcome newfag! Enjoy your time here

>>42672571
Agressive and dumb newfags is a classics.

>>42673132
I would say add it to the bingo but this point it's tradition so it should be added to a drinking game list

This name has too many syllables

>>42667911
Can I too get a drawing of Ghee Tar? Somthing on the name makes me think of the Baby Quackers.

>>42673021
Something you can get an approved alias for you stupid fucking retard
You would know you can get approved aliases to work if you even got a fucking PO box to begin with but you didnt, you just want to bitch because youre a lonely fucking cunt that wants everyone to feel as miserable as you do in your failure of a life
Go fuck yourself and follow it up with a necking for eternal happiness

>>42672461
Yes I have one in my backyard but I am trying really hard to help this Pony

>>42672005
She’s an eccentric baker who was arrested for way to many safety violations in her bake shop.

Lucky she got out early (Broke out) to enjoy Horsemas

>>42663449
Posterboard is really... Really really pretty!

>>42673983
who the fuck are you even and why the fuck are you horny for that cringelord

>>42673720
Better use your initials then to save space.

>>42674000
Trips of Truth

>>42673983
AWESOME PANTIES, UNF
>>42673992
bro what did I do

>>42673992
it's sexy mare art be happy with content

>>42668300
This fucked up Rainbow Dash dog toy, I stole it from a woman's shopping cart at Ross because she was gonna buy it for her husky lmao
I'm ngl this thing flies like 10 feet she' a real wonderbolt fr

>>42674063
The stray curly hair really makes it

>>42674010
they're salty you're not drawing their fetish request in the drawthread lmao
I bet he's a no fun fag trying to shit up the thread early this year

>>42674069
Sorry anon, I was shaving and forgot to brush the sheet off before the picture

>>42674091
Is that a pube? You fucked that toy, didn't you?

>>42674125
It's perfectly sized, I just couldn't help myself!

>>42673705
My santa doesnt give me rape ill be sorely disappointed

>>42674083
They're not Salty, I'M Salty.

>>42674176
If not rape, I'd be willing to settle for a simple hug. I really need one.

>>42673983
I am the artist, reply with what I should draw Posterboard in

>>42674270
Gay

>>42674352
I don’t want posterboard, I want Sweetie Belle!

>>42672025
Yes, which has me really excited about potential OC design. Maybe a redneck country NEET

>>42674352
>>42674551
I was going to suggest combining the two but that would have been extremely bad

Whether to use the same ID as last year to build on that autism, or get a new one for brand-new autism...
Decisions, decisions...

>>42674395
>t. futa mare who romantically makes love with Frottage Cottage
I bet you like to make out and hold hooves with her while rubbing those marecocks together too, faggot

>>42674000
You were 100% waiting for that. You sly dog, you!

>>42674666
Checking that Satanic Swibbles!

>>42674712
(Her mother was General Icy Light Flurry)

>>42674806
She do be being a good pony.

>>42673909
The spirit of Horsemas demands I embrace the toilet name. Intense faggotry detected.

bros it's my first time. I hope I don't fuck it all up!

>>42674697
That's the good kind of gay

>>42675011
You already did by not posting with your assigned name.

>page 9
someone needs to bake a new bread

>>42675113
I got it. I’ll post when we’re a bit further down.

Hi guys! Im really happy to finally be a part of this years SS. I've always wanted to participate but never had the time/money to do this!

>>42675231
Glad you could join. Hope you'll have a great time and lots of fun participating.

NEW BREAD
>>42675276
NEW BREAD
>>42675276
NEW BREAD
>>42675276
NEW BREAD
>>42675276

>>42675231
My uncle used to call himself "Mister Mitty". He'd come into my room and we'd play a game called "handshake", where he had oven mitts on both hands and a third one stuffed in his pants. He'd keep his eyes closed and had to guess which mitt I was giving a handshake to. He always guessed his hands instantly, but whenever I shook hands with the mitt in his pants, he'd hmm and haw over it for like 10 minutes straight until he kind of tightened up his whole body and say "Pants mitt! Pants mitt!" and then he said the game was over, I had won, and not to tell anyone about it because it'd be bragging. Good times.

>>42675305
What a game!

>>42675329
>>42675370
Did you guys honestly never play "Mister Mitty" when you were growing up? I thought this was one of those universal experiences like pulling back the spring-doorstop to let it go "Wuuuing" or having to dress up pretty to go to Santa Claus' Basement at my uncles house!