Thread 28461715

Do you drive a girly car or a manly car, /o/?

So does this guy actually make a living posting ragebait to tiktok or is it something he does for fun?

What'd they get him for?

Browns have a very feminine conception of masculinity.

>>28461715 (OP)
I own a Daihatsu Copen, a Suzuki Jimny, and a Swift Sport, i dont give a shit

only insecures and browns care about owning cars to try look manly

>>28461715 (OP)
Wanting to drive a car with the outward appearance of manliness is so cucked man. You're gaslighting your own brain into being attracted to masculinity. We need to go back to men buying long flowing gorgeous cars inspired by the female body.

>>28461769
>Daihatsu Copen
Wonderfully based brother

>>28461770
So the 911 with its Coke bottle hips?

>>28461769
gee that sure is a lotta copen!

>>28461773
Precisely, and why not go a bit further with the hourglass of the Bugatti 57?

>>28461764
They are all total consumers, the ultimate goycattle. That's why they are replacing us with them.

>>28461715 (OP)
it's amusing how minorities have zero self awareness, with that ridiculous garb and all.

>>28461715 (OP)
>the finishing of this mercedes
out of all the krautmobiles Mercedes has the most awful creaking and cheap feeling plastics when pressing any button in the fucking shitbox

>>28461770
i agree
all cars need nice butts
the problem with suvs and other hatchbacks is they all have the same kinda butt, you rarely see anything with hips anymore unless it's a very expensive car, and then it's often an illusion created by tapering rear windows or some other trickery. some cars also have nice butts but ugly faces like the sc430 and nissan juke, or cute faces and ugly butts like the Z33-34

>>28461715 (OP)
challengers are very explicitly feminine in shape, but most normies think they are manly cars.

>>28461777
Keep seethen Carlos

>>28461715 (OP)
If I went to a dealership and this guy was anywhere near the premises, I'd leave and never come back. Dysgenic freak

>>28461855
What's the color of your Cybertruck and G-Wagon, incel?

>>28461784
True

>>28461715 (OP)
male to male transsexual

Every "masculine" vehicle is now driven by women almost exclusively. The only people who care about that are women and brown people

>>28461773
That looks nothing like a Coca Cola bottle thoughbeit

>>28461780
That doesn't look like an hourglass thoughbeit

>>28461804
>ebonics
>challengers are very explicitly feminine in shape, but most normies think they are manly cars
Delusional

this dude has trannies saved on his computer wtf

>>28462013
The car curves inward and then outward if you look at it from all angles anon. Compared to a g-class which is entirely a square

I'm so deeply insecure that the opinions of a brown midget on the other side of the world really blow me around and make me second guess my automotive preferences.

>>28462027
That's a rectangle and not a G-Class

>>28462036
You are stupid so here you go

>>28462045
And g-class for comparison

>>28462027
wrong
the G-class has round headlights, badges, and wheels, a rounded front bumper, and rounded corners on its windows which makes it an explicitly feminine car. The Challenger doesn't even have a round badge which makes it hypermasculine

>>28462048
>>28462045
>muh rectangles!!!

>>28462045
chally sexo

>>28461769
How are suzukis so based. I wanna rice up a jimny so bad.

>>28461715 (OP)
I drive a very harsh car, bitches couldn't handle it.

>>28461769
You don't like cars we get it

>>28461780
NIGGA I'M GONNA NUT

I own both

>>28461773
problem is this thing is on McDonald's with a plastic engine

>>28461764
They don't have many female drivers to base their conclusions off of

>>28462265
>mcdonald's and plastic
What's up with Americans and food analogies all of a sudden?

>>28461715 (OP)
On the one hand it was made to be a company car for wealthy bank manager types, but on the other hand it's called a "Princess", so... not sure which way this pendulum swings, to be quite honest.

>>28462309
based 911 slayer
>>28462290
It's just a cheaply made car, reminds me of the cheap ass toys they put in happy meals

>>28461770
Love me child-bearing hips.

>>28462315
>>28461773
>>28461780

both those cars are for men with short dicks.

>>28461769
Why are you even here? You can make that case with every hobby.

You're on the exact opposite side of the spectrum with regards to the brownoid OP but that still makes you just as equally insufferable and weird.

>>28462315
big booty japanese waifu sexoooooooooo
370z still looks better

>>28461769
any cars? all I'm seeing are grocery getters
this is a car enthusiast forum

get E-wrecked

>>28462315
>>28462393

>>28462457
AWOOOOGA

>>28461943
>muh masculinity
>shows off how much of a manlet he is
>thinks anyone cares about his "opinions"
>>28461855
There's something so fucked up about this creature but I can't put my finger on it. Dude's ugly in such a weird way he ended up in the uncanny valley

>>28461715 (OP)
>g-wagon
>manly
I associate this car with gold digging whores who got their sugar daddy to buy them one

>>28461804
>>28462027
>>28462045
you're looking at it from an angle that literally nobody looks at that car from.
look at the front end. this is as masculine as a car gets in 2025

>>28461715 (OP)
that's a 5 series

>>28461715 (OP)
I drive a turbo'd FZ Swift Sport

>>28462606
>nobody looks at the car from the side or top

>>28462104
>>28461804
????
when you open the door to get out of the car and look back towards the rear, its hip is right in your face, it is extremely feminine and overtly sexual. it even has a smug grin and bedroom eyes.
the challenger's feminine features aren't meek and submissive like a japanese car so it doesn't make you look gay to drive it, necessarily, but it is absolutely designed to make your dingle tingle and if it doesn't you might be gay.

>>28462747
the side isn't feminine either and yeah nobody is really studying that shit from a 90 degree angle either. you're just retarded bro the whole car is flat as hell

>>28462754
>NOBODY WILL EVER LOOK AT THE CAR FROM angles people rather commonly look at cars from
>nooo muh heckin masculinerino i can't drive a car that doesn't look like pee pee the meme frog or nothing ever happens guy

challys are cute girls
deal with it

>>28462612
You're godsDAMN right it is

>>28461770
This. Cars are like women, you want to be riding an elegant, athletic one, not a brick shithouse pitbull.

>>28461715 (OP)
How hard is it to get a milsurp one of these in the US? Are they any good?

Why do women always out their cars on stilts LOL

>need that extra height to put the babies in the car seat!!!
A hilariously HUGE wheel gap is the first sign that a woman drives that car

>>28462747
It just makes me assume a black or indigenous criminal of color is inside and that does not make my -- ahem -- "dingle tingle," to use the parlance of our times

bmws are like slightly unattractive but very athletic girls. like her eyes are a bit far apart but her thighs could crush a watermelon kind of thing

>>28462787
Nah yagayson they're like the natural beauty who is constantly being complimented for her gorgeous looks, mostly by other women. Mostly. And the perfect body is just icing on the cake, baby

>>28462785
>see sexy machine with candy paint, thick hips, and bedroom eyes
>anon's first thought is of black dudes

i don't need to say it you already know

>>28462791
>natural beauty who is constantly being complimented for her gorgeous looks

absolutely nobody has ever complimented a bmw on its looks
even the salesmen make fun of how ugly some of their cars are

>>28462793
Why I never. I can only IMAGINE what sort have crass, disgusting, eboniclet bullshit your mind is coming up with.
Disgusting

>>28462799
Delusional

>>28462804
your brown and your car's anime girl soul has a face like a horse don't @ me

>>28461715 (OP)
Everything I drive is superior.

>>28462313
Show us your Rolls or Bentley's interior

@28462809
You're a flyoverlet hick and you drive a car only liked by black or indigenous urban criminal youths of color

>>28461804
Dodge is for niggers

>>28462785
>>28462793
This is what you're talking to; he can't stop thinking of coons.

>>28462823
Careful now Fletcher he'll call you a flyoverlet.

>>28462826
i wake up and thank god every day i was born on the correct side of the mississippi

>>28462831
>>28462826

>>28462831
>Marlene Wallace is a character in the Final Fantasy VII series. She plays a supporting role in Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII: On the Way to a Smile, and Final Fantasy VII Remake. Marlene is the biological daughter of Dyne and Eleanor who was adopted by Barret Wallace after their hometown of Corel was razed by the Shinra Electric Power Company. The two then moved to the Sector 7 slums of Midgar.
World's smartest spaghetti spinner

>>28462839
try me

>>28462839
0/10 not a ferret

>>28462849
oh yeah porschejeet you asked me for a 12... filename last thread to prove ive actually been here as long as i say i have so here's an 11 before you get swiffer swined

>>28462859
I'm not interested in what you found on ED when I'm hornyposting.

>>28461715 (OP)
It's got 3 pedals, so, manly.

also final fantasy 7 is a shit game and if you like it you have normoid youtuber taste

>>28462867
you seemed to care enough to flood the /mog/ with your shit weeblet pics
also i have not even been to ed in like a decade or more, i didn't even know it existed still, didn't it get sold to blackrock or a troon or some shit?

real niggas used tanasinn (dot) info anyway
captcha: 4rgay

>>28462875
No one respects the opinions of nigras obsessed with fighting games. You're a walking stereotype with that used Dodge Challenger and MvC 2 obsession.

>>28462892
>nooo ur black and uhhhuuuh you like uhh capcom!!!!

i am whiter than aegis' kevlar covered pussy and a SEGA man on top of it
put the sub in the bag

>>28462906
>i am whiter than aegis' kevlar covered pussy
Yeah sure buddy
>put the sub in the bag
Saar you will not redeem!

>>28462922
look bud
i don't know who you think you're convincing with your family photos
but it sure as fuck ain't you
drop the poltroon act bro you're hella lame asf as the parlance be

>>28462965
>so shook I revealed your true form you start sputtering wheelgapspic lingo
Bruh

>>28463016
>got btfo on the filename timestamps
>got btfo on car styling
>btfo on vidya
>btfo on the job
>now seething at wheelgapspic

idk he smokes weed and you seem like a huge fag
lemme get uhhhhhh numbuh 9 mikes way rangeesh
with extra juice

>>28461715 (OP)
Why are shitskins obsessed with German cars? Do they think it makes them huwhite or something?

>>28463054
>got btfo on the filename timestamps
What's Tyrone chimpin' out about?
>got btfo on car styling
Blud owns a literal bar of soap and thinks it's good
>btfo on vidya
You like a company that gave the world this
>btfo on the job
You work at a cellphone store
>now seething at wheelgapspic
You used his gay ass lingo because you're creatively bankrupt. Figures, you take pictures of your car sitting in front of goyslop establishments just like him.
>>28463061
It's the only white girl they can realistically ride

>>28463069
>You like a company that gave the world this
i think about this and i say this

/o/ is full of weeblet faggots godsDAMN

>>28463093
>catalytic converter stealing nog
figures

>>28463084
>I'M A LE HECKIN' POST-IRONIC DREAMCAST LOVING ZOOMER SPASTIC THAT SAVES ANCIENT UNIX FILENAME PICTURES FROM SOMETHING AWFUL TO ROLEPLAY AS AN OLDFAG, ATTEMPTING TO DECEIVE ANONS AND MAKE THEM THINK I WAS BROWSING 4CHAN WHEN I WAS 5-8 YEARS OLD
You are so fucking cookie cutter it's not even funny. It's getting busy at the 'Way so I must go now saars.

>>28463109
The Dreamcast was "based" thoughbeit, to use the parlance of our times

>>28463112
It was only great because you could easily pirate every game for it. Its controller held it back from better 3D experiences because it was missing a joystick. Developers abandoned it en masse because of the piracy problem and it died a miserable death.

>>28461943
>so fat and lazy that you need your vehicle to lower down so you can get in
>can't into doors
>opinion worth listening to
lmao no

man you'd think i landed on the moon or something the way this sandwich artist seethes at me

>>28463119
The Dreamcast control had a joystick thoughever

>>28463124
Blud you are not special for being a zoomer that's safehorny for mid af consoles like the DC and GC. You are Starbucks pumpkin spice latte basic.

>>28463126
It had one, which made most developers come up with gay shit like auto follow cam for third person games

>>28463129
my wife's game is on the 360 thoughbeit

>>28463122
He's a multimillionaire Brahmin Chad, cope harder

>>28463138
Uh huh

>>28463142
the 360 version is the latest in-universe "version" of the mind shift battle system with some arcade-only features the dc version does not have, and online play.
most good games on the dc got 360 ports desu

>>28461715 (OP)
I think my car is pretty manly.

>>28461715 (OP)
But I only see women in g wagons.

>>28463153
pure yakuza energy
see this is a masculine car
it has business suit energy but the headlights, grille, and front bumper say "this man has a pompadour and pulls his lapels out"

>>28463164
does it make me manly by extension? I need all the help I can get.

>>28463240
you could dress up in goth lolita and if you got out of a car like that i'd think you were someone pretty god damn important with balls the size of moons, no lie

>>28463247
Well I'm certainly a cross dressing faggot, but I'm not that much of a cross dressing weeb. I don't think I could do the Victorian goth lolita thing.

>>28463240
With the cute little plushies? Not really

>>28461715 (OP)
While yes it's true the more angular and boxlike a car is the more "masculine" it appears but you gotta be honest why the fuck would care about that superficial shit anyways? It'll be a never ending dick measuring contest so it's a waste doing xyz whatever all for the sake of appearing "masculine" to others. Drive it because you like it not because you hope it'll make you look "cool" that's geek shit bro.

>>28462520
It's the clothes and especially the glasses he's wearing. Wearing the wrong style of glasses that doesn't mesh with your face and head shape can really fuck with how you look.

>>28463255
Damn

>>28462338
>>28462399
>>28462159
post your cars

>>28463283
If it's any consolation I drive with a little car mascot too

>>28463315
Not unless you are also 165cm, have a thing for floral pattern shirts, a voice like a gay chipmunk, are on hrt, and have tiny tits.

>>28463438
None of those, just the little character in the car thing

>>28463141
>fat
>manlet
>balding
>jeet
yeah, real sad for me that I'm not any of these things. hell, any homeowner here would be multimillionaire if inflation made caramel corn cost 16 fucking dollars a bag

>>28462770
Hypocrite Junkie José driving fucking M-M-MONSTER TRUCKS in the parlance of his brown times LOL.

>>28461715 (OP)
well hes kinda right, a white 3 series is girly
but so is any variation of jeeps and jeep-look-a-likes
theyre both girly cars

>>28463514
I noticed only people not interested in cars, call cars "girly". i dont give a shit if a car is girly when it drives well and looks better than a crossover suv copypaste number #5545425 from beijing (example: audi TT)

>>28461715 (OP)
Some of the most masculine guys I know prefer to drive a performance car of some kind. If you're a man and you use the words "safer" and "truck" to describe why you only drive trucks you're a pussy cuck. 9 out of 10 G-Wagons I see have a woman at the wheel.

>>28463511
>weeblet STILL thinks that any car that isn't lowered isna MONSTER TRUCK
LOL who taught you that, little ricelet? Good thing STRAIGHT 6 E39s on M-Sport suspension are perfect out of the box
Remember to get the FUCK out of the passing lane when you see those Angel Eyes and roundel, little weeblet, ricelet, stancelet, slowfaglet, boyracelet

>>28463547
>bharati motor weehicle

>>28463559
fun um but the reality of the situation is that the E39 is the best sports sedan overall that there is

>>28463564
>ugly
>slow
>gay

>>28461715 (OP)
Attributing sexual identity to a car is so fake and gay.

>>28463575
when why do they keep making cars with obvious human sex characteristics?

>>28461717
See the dealership prominently featured in the background?
Probably a salesman who has engagement requirements. I too have them and make videos weekly of what we're selling, as well as, a monthly video to my personal FB, Insta, YT, and Xitter on general stuff. Ever seen those POV driving/ride along videos that shit up your YT recommended after you watch a review? Yeah, I'm one of those guys making those.

>>28463571
And yet

While I agree MB is more reliable than muslim boyracer BMW, having too large car for no reason makes no sense.

>>28463593
Facts don't care about your feelings, gayboy

>>28463584
Oh how damning, a screenshot of captions, from a man who talks instead of driving

>>28463593
"Because I want to" is all the reason you need.

>>28463598
Lol and how many cars have you been paid to drive and review?
You don't even own a car LOL

>>28463584
bro it is
u g l e e
g
l
e
h
like horrifically horrifically unfixable ugly
performance means nothing when your car looks like a melted turd in silver spray paint

>>28463601
I own 3 cars right now, and I don't need to get paid to drive, because I actually enjoy doing it.

>>28462624
Pics or didn't happen.

>>28463610
I didn't ask if you need to be paid to drive, or whether you enjoy it LOL
How many cars have people paid you to drive review due to your expertise?
Just because you enjoy driving economy pikachu MONSTER TRUCKS doesn't makw them good cars

>>28463632
This is the only one I have on hand that would show anything turbo related at all but as proof it kinda requires you to recognise an M16A engine

>>28463637
>Just because you enjoy driving economy pikachu MONSTER TRUCKS doesn't makw them good cars
Yes it does

>>28463606
kek nice brz

>>28463637
What the fuck is a "makw"

For starters, I drive.
That alone makes me quite a chad compared to m/o/st

>>28464124
Neato

>>28464210
Thanks, I have a lot of fun with it. The car was already fun with how rev happy the stock engine is, all I need now is a less worn out clutch and I'm gonna throw a lighter flywheel on while I've already got it apart

>>28464124
>turbo'd m16a
damn

>>28461715 (OP)
>driving a manly car
Lmao retard. Women like cute things. Get something small with popups and they’ll go nuts.

>>28464128
Delusional

>>28464364
I have a land yacht and a cute car with pop ups. I like playing both teams.

>>28461715 (OP)
I consider my car male.

Everyone thinks it's a grandpa car

>>28463601
I've driven damn near everything short of exotics because I've been a mechanic for a decade

>>28464364
Yeah and wear cute little dresses and mary janes, they won't be able to not suck your dick

>>28463602
kek Brown Mother Wankers blown out

>>28464124
God bless. I didn't know Suzuki engines took boost.

>>28464360
>Pajeet
Saaaaaar

>>28461715 (OP)
Wagon.

>>28461769
Swift sport is for gayers. I'd take the others.

>>28462288
Yet again proof that misogyny is brown behavior.

>>28462849
Anime has always been full of miscegenation propaganda. Look at Gundam and Type moon, lots of average looking Asian male protagonists getting with extraordinarily beautiful white women. Or at how common wasians like Asuka are.

>>28462107
Tiny versions of regular cars are the coolest and Suzuki loves making those. Cappucinos, Mighty Boys, Jimnys, all cool.

>>28464953
What the fuck is this stupid fuck blabbing about? FF7 is not an anime, Barret didn't fuck Tifa. Stop being American at any time.

>>28465003
Delusional

>>28463270
>boxlike
my pony plush filled boxy ass crown victoria is clearly the manliest vehicle here then

>>28462624
FZ?

V8 4X4 this is the way.

To be fair I'd take a G wagon over that BMW any day

>>28465044
zc32s

>>28464903
Busas are like, the most common and iconic motorcycle to slap a turbo onto.

>>28465052
Cuck

>>28465052
Girly wagon

>>28461715 (OP)
5'5 manlet advice on how to be alpha, its so kino

I have a wagon and a Moopsy. Unless you have a bear in your wagon your car is gayer than mine.

>>28466910
what in the FUCK is a Moopsy, to use the parlance of our time

>>28461715 (OP)

>Fat Arab

Opinion immediately discarded.

>>28465052

If you'd take a G-Wagon over a Ford Raptor you're 100% Grade A premium Canadian Faggot. The Raptor will be more comfortable, more reliable, less expensive, and last longer. Oh, and it's better off-road. G-wagons are for suburbanites who go camping once every never and prep for the zombie apocalypse.

>>28463530
Personally I find all suvs, crossovers, and pickup trucks butt-ugly as well as badly engineered for the purpose. Nothing wrong with safety, but you can get that and a whole lot more with a big comfy sedan.

>>28467849
Pickups are useful for landscaping beaners, home renovators, construction workers, and farmers towing equipment. Vans are better than trucks for every other purpose though
SUVs and CuckUVs are indeed total garbage from both an aesthetic and practical standpoint. Even in terms of safety, they (and trucks) are garbage because they're extremely likely to roll over in a crash and rollovers are the most fatal type of collision. In fact, most of these shitmobiles will readily roll over just from a sharp turn

>>28461943
>third world problems

>>28463438
>Not unless you are also 165cm, have a thing for floral pattern shirts, a voice like a gay chipmunk, are on hrt, and have tiny tits.
I don't believe this. Proof?

>>28462457
Fuck!

>>28467960
Have a picture from a few weeks ago I guess and and a vocaroo of my fagcent. https://voca.ro/16v7HVO0LouX

>>28468062
did you not have a dad or something?

>>28468062
You could do a linus tech tips voice over
Hot. Would give you a new walk

>>28468062
God bless.

>>28468075
Got a pretty decent relationship with him actually. Meet up once a week for lunch if I'm in town.

>>28468136
And then what happens?

>>28468149
We go back to our respective homes and lives? We just find it nicer to talk in person over a meal than over the phone. Do you all not talk to your father's?

>>28468153
do you go down on him?
hot!

>>28468162
I hate you.

>>28468175
mm i love dirty talk

>>28468136
Meeting up with people for lunch and keeping in frequent contact with your parents are both incredibly girly