Thread 28474630

Why do zoomers hate driving so much?

because they don't come with anime girl waifus or pseudointellectual narrative turn-based rpgs

>second most expensive thing you'll purchase in your life and you use it for a few minutes a day
>leading non-natural cause of death
>20% of land is parking lots
you really can't deny that a world without human drivers would be an objectively better world

>>28474630 (OP)
probably the overpopulation and handing out licenses like toys in cracker jack boxes so you're surrounded by retards on roads beyond capacity. we don't need road expansions, we need to get retards off of them entirely. don't want to lose your license in the country that's designed on purpose to be as hard to get around in without a car? better fucking get good then.

>>28474635
ok but can i fuck em

>>28474635
>t.

>>28474630 (OP)
100% as planned.
Minority Report is an excellent example of how a 1984 government will utilize automation, especially conveyance platforms.
Every single dystopian future we have imagined works out the same.
iRobot.
Total Recall (both).
Demolition Man.
In Time.
Even Idiocracy.
All relied on surveillance and control of movement.

>>28474630 (OP)
Probably because they have to share a road with the average American driver.

>>28474636
>handing out licenses like toys in cracker jack boxes
That's not really it. Most drivers are retarded and always have been. The thing that's changed is how much people are required to be on the road.
A lot of the "decrease in unemployment" that's been happening for the past few election cycles is just jobless people doing bullshit like uber and doordash.
Since it's mostly low IQ tards (many of which are barely even english speakers) that do this, and now there's a massive amount of them there's always an absurd amount of awful traffic on the road.

Ever since we've had women drive the average child's exposure to automobile operation is a woman driving, and you wonder why they're terrified?

>3rd most expensive purchase in your life after a marriage and a house
>Streets filled to the brim with cars and retarded drivers
>Social safety for petty crimes is at an all time low
>Most economically fucked generation as of yet
>Forced to buy and maintain shitboxes at a premium in this economy with money that could have been spent better
Boomers liked cars because it was a status symbol for having made it to the suburbs, and there were far less options for cheap and easy entertainment back then. Most of these kids will never be able to achieve the american dream. What do you think?

>>28474643
And yet we are still completely off from all of these dystopian fantasies and instead Children of Men proves the most accurate depiction of where we're headed.

>>28474686
buddy you will WISH you were in Children of Men where we're going

>>28474630 (OP)
Probably because they all live in dystopian big cities like LA where driving is a legitimate nightmare and the thought of driving beyond city limits is like a once and a life time experience since they'd rather fly and pay uber $100 to go to the nearest coffee shop.

>>28474666
>A lot of the "decrease in unemployment" that's been happening for the past few election cycles is just jobless people doing bullshit like uber and doordash.
if they are getting paid, they aren't jobless. if you want them to do something else, always remember that the government can always afford to buy all of the unemployment available on the market, it just chooses not too.

>>28474666
My driver's test was a joke. The tester checked that I could use all my lights and signals, I parallel parked between two cones far enough apart to fit two cars, and drove around the neighborhood next to the DMV. Rubber stamped and boom, you're fit to drive anything below CDL requirements such as a 9000 pound GMC Hummer EV on the 85 mph speed limit highway a mile down the road.

Salty because priced out

Why does /o/ hate driving? they seem to be agreeing with the twatterer in OP.

It's a political commentary account from NYC that shills for AI based off his latest posts. Of course he hates driving.

>>28474703
I like driving. I don't like sharing public roads with the monsoon of retards playing on their phones that would rather be doing anything else besides driving.

>>28474666
plz understand, satan. i need to feed my village.

>>28474703
>i love driving!

>>28474710
Not my problem

Feels great to not be a citycuck

>>28474703
i think people like op should have self driving cars. people who don't want to, can't or don't feel like dealing with driving shouldn't have to.
i do not agree with the idea that for self driving cars to work we need to ban or restrict manually driving cars, that just seems utterly ridiculous and a recipe for disaster and economic collapse.
i also think people like op need to be killed but not for their views on driving or their political believe but the fact they think anybody on twatter/blueballs cares and they aren't just shouting into the same ocean of piss you find on /b/

>>28474697
You're not wrong.
>>28474699
That was always the case.

>>28474630 (OP)
Zoomers have grown up in the worst time ever to own and drive a car

>>28474715
>a recipe for disaster and economic collapse.
That's what they actually want, but they also think the collapse won't affect them. Just like people who shill for communism while thinking they'll escape the firing squad

>>28474635
>>second most expensive thing you'll purchase in your life
You should see my medical bills.

>>28474710
Of course you don't, you don't have a car.

>>28474703
I want to make driving great again.

>Americans can't afford cars which leads to them resenting car drivers and want to ban them entirely
and they call me poor lmao!

>>28474630 (OP)
The most draconian, jack booted shit always comes from pencil necked dweebs.

>>28474630 (OP)
Poor
Communist ideology pushing bus/trains for "equity" reasons

>>28474703
>they
/n/iggers

>>28474733
checked
these are glop "people," a collection of slugs propped up in the human form. pathetic

>>28474713
Small towns are desperately clinging onto an outdated way of life that it has no choice but to become a tourist destination for city slickers. They all do it. You can't stop progress.

>>28474710
I love driving!

>>28474630 (OP)
I'm a millennial, I hate driving.
Driving is for dumb people.
In future (15-50 years) most or ALL vehicles will be driven by computers.

Driving is like walking closer and closer to a volcano.
At some point things are gonna go bad.
And no one thinks getting closer to volcano is a smart or good idea.
People accept stupid things, if you make it popular.
Car people would eat nails if everyone else did.
I Feel like we accept that blimps or other old stuff is a bad idea.
And one day we will accept the same of cars.
Remember in the past when old people were so stupid they drove cars?
(I still ride in vehicles like bus, cause i have places to go)

>>28474715
>>28474630 (OP)
>>28474715
Every idea silicon valley has pushed in the last 20 years should be banned and every person who advocated for them should be killed.

>>28474743
>Progress is living in the pod

>>28474751
>At some point things are gonna go bad.
HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT JUMP INTO A FUCKING VOLCANO
THOUSAND OF PEOPLE VISIT FUCKING PELE AND VESUVIUS AND FUJI AND MAUNA LOA AND NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS JUST LIKE THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ON THE ROAD GET WHERE THEY ARE GOING WITHOUT CRASHING INTO SOMETHING
WHY CAN'T YOU?

>>28474751
kek

>>28474758
i agree with the silicon valley sentiment but i don't think killing them would do any good.
we should kill the faggots in the american government that allowed google to become a monopoly and hold the entire internet hostage
and also nuke california

>>28474716
>That was always the case.
Yes, which is part of why I want tests to be more difficult.

>>28474759
And that's a good thing!

>>28474776
That's racist.

>>28474766
>the faggots in the american government that allowed google to become a monopoly
these fall under advocates.

>>28474782
see
>>28474636
>don't want to lose your license in the country that's designed on purpose to be as hard to get around in without a car? better fucking get good then.
No sympathy from me. Git gud or get off the road.

>>28474743
It's not progress it's over population you idiot. Look in the city you need a car and in the country you also need a car so why not live in the country? What you can't afford the extra gas?

>>28474788
but they're not advocates they're the actual problem
silicon valley retards may be making stupid stuff but it is america and they have the freedom to do so and we should have the freedom to not use it if we think it's harmful. the problem is we've now set up our entire society to operate thru this techonlogy so such things like a phone (and a car) are absolutely mandatory despite the fact that not everybody wants a mobile computer (or even a home one) and not everybody wants to drive a car.
the american governments abject failure to protect our rights deserves an execution but i don't think the people who thought up the technology, engineered it, designed it actually did any wrong, other than being oblivious perhaps.

>>28474793
>What you can't afford the extra gas?
funny thing these people don't realize is that with what you save in rent/mortgages, you could easily offset the extra gas cost.
>but I don't want to commute!
then live in the pod, but don't make everyone else share that same fate. I like my clean air, walking in the forest and have enough space to live in without feeling like I'm in jail.

>>28474686
>still completely off from all of these
Fells like were right on schedule for Idiocracy.

>>28474793
>Look in the city you need a car
the point is what if you didn't

>>28474812
we're on the wall-e timeline
shit is turbofucked

>>28474790
>designed on purpose to be as hard to get around in without a car?
>REEEEEEEEEEEE you can't just utilize that open space you have you NEEEED to force everyone into concrete cubes because I HATE that people have what I don't!

A 16 year old girl can drive one of these with her learner's permit. And that's based. Fuck you.

>>28474838
You're arguing against points I am not making.

>>28474643
>getting his ideas from Hollywood
Holy shit you're subhuman.
>>28474840
>t. Goy of the Year award

>>28474848
Suck a cock, /n/igger commie.

>>28474801
Lemme know when my taxes stop subsidizing your infrastructure.

>>28474858
You might find this hard to believe, but more taxes are spent on building more pointless streets and structures in an already overpopulated city with roads that decay faster due to heavy traffic than on a cabin accessible by a dirt road that hasn't been maintained for decades.

I live back in the woods, you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

>>28474633
I dont need pictures and I can handle my own writing please just skip straight to fucking me robomommy

>>28474751
Don't you fucking slander my precious sky potatoes you anti airship moron

>>28474751
>walking closer and closer to a volcano
Have you considered considering the direction you're walking in, or are you just a non-sentient on neurotransmitter autopilot?

>put robocar in boat suspension mode
>tell the AI driver to drive wherever the fuck
>take a comfy carnap
this is literally the only possible positive of self-driving cars

>>28474961
>drives you into a wall
cuck

>>28474751
You could've just said you're poor.

>>28474710
my city's like this all day, every single day. I don't know where all these people are coming from or where they're going!! it makes no sense!!!

>>28474725
You don’t have to pay those

>>28474630 (OP)
that fag probably has neurax worm or something
can't find any logical explanation for such retardness

>>28474635
ai cars won't take parking space right lad
vanish in the air like your brain right lad

>>28474710
seethe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG4QMIV4JKw

>>28474989
>ai cars won't take parking space right lad
@Grok translate this post to English please

>>28474993
>DUR

>>28474710
>>>/n/ faggot

>>28475004
nigga has comfy church tbfh

The truth is driving can be fun, but on public roads, compliance is most important for everyone's safety.
If a minority of drivers are ruining our little hobby, by trying to use roads as if they are a race track, then all the more reason to expedite the transition to 100% driverless cars.
In the meantime, gps wifi, 4/5G and Bluetooth enabled speed limiters will be mandatory.
If you want to larp as a racer, got to a race track.
If you can't do that, you cant afford to participate in our little hobby.

>>28475032
T/N/D

I said Total /n/igger Death

>>28475059
dangerously BASED

>>28474630 (OP)
Because the government makes it suck. Where I live a kid has to do 60hrs of drive time before they can test. 60 fucking hours. Enough time to drive from NY to California and halfway back again. All the cars are soulless automatons that you have barely any physical control over, everything is becoming drive by wire, feel and feedback are practically non existent. It spies on you constantly and tells where you're at and what you're doing. Plus all this shit is expensive as fuck to finance and insure. It's no wonder they'd rather rent an electric scooter to get around.

>>28475060
Wtf? She didn’t even get hit

>>28475030
See like this fucking nigger. Why the fuck are you even on /o/ busrider? Go fuck yourself.

>>28475066
snowflaking overreact

>>28475066
They're clipped into the pedals on the bike. If you can't disengage them in time, you fall over. Like Biden on a bike with toe cages.

>>28475066
Clipping yourself to a wobbly thing will never be a good idea.

>>28475075
what kind of absolute penis pump goes for a comfy ride with fucking clip ons
it's not the tour de france stupid cunt ffs

I hope new cars have internet-AI only, which will always yield to human drivers with their Classics. I will always cut a tesla because I know it will yield like a bitch to my Classic.

>>28474636
I can guarantee if licenses were harder to get you wouldn’t have one either. Everybody thinks they’re good at driving tho uh

>>28475086
i don't even get how people think driving is hard
its literally easier than walking and people are much more courteous on the road than they are on the sidewalk

>>28475009
that cyclist has more testosterone and is healthier than the vast majority of carfags fatties

>>28475094
>faggot cyclist
>testosterone
lol
lmao

>>28475086
Is this supposed to be some sort of gotcha? Then if I couldn't pass a stricter test (such as Germany's), I shouldn't be on the road either until I can. Same as everyone else.

>>28475014
The citycuck doesn't understand this

>>28474630 (OP)
The worst curse words to most people you could ever utter:
>PERSONAL
>RESPONSIBILITY
The concept of personal responsibility terrifies people and the sooner you realize that, the more EVERYTHING makes sense.

>>28475014
>>28475107
you're really going to base your entire life around a small rickety old church? like that's the culmination of your life?

>>28474840
>t. gets crashed into by said 16 year old girl because she was watching 10 tiktok dances to help ukraine while driving

>>28475098
Post body

>>28474630 (OP)
BECAUSE YOU SPEND MONEY TO DO SOMETHING THAT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

>>28475126
not satisfying your need for seeing naked men faggot

>>28475113
What's the culmination of your life, worshipping your local Starbucks?

>>28475135
Fatass dyel confirmed

>>28475127
So what are you doing on a car forum?
Most forums and boards don't tolerate people coming in and saying "your hobby sucks" or "it should be banned" and neither should we.

>>28475141
>it was real in my mind
You don't even have a car you impotent cyclist faggot lmao

>>28475137
Hey I'm not the one justifying where he lives because of a little wooden building.

>>28475151
Ok fatty

>>28475154
>rent free
lmfao no car cuck

>>28474697
>government can always afford to buy all of the unemployment available on the market, it just chooses not too.
Government is the largest employer, what do you mean?

>>28474828
Ive actually noticed the shift to wall-e recently.
Friend has a fat neckbeard son who only comes out of his room to eat and even when he does that he walks around the house staring at his phone and watching some podcast. He cant even take out the trash without staring at a screen.
Its insane.

>>28475157
>it's real in my mind
Ok fatso

>>28474848
>ideas from Hollywood
Because all of the books (animal farm, 1984, brave new world) didn't envision how technology and machines (with an emphasis on electronics) would become so prolific.
They focus on concepts without the ability to forsee how it would be implemented with technology they couldn't fathom.
1984 was close with surveillance but even Orwell couldnt imagine people voluntarily sticking Alexa in the middle of their living room.

>>28474630 (OP)
because due to the finite number of souls in existence and ever increasing lifespans, a majority of zoomers did not get allocated souls when they were created.

>>28475148
Anon asked and i am giving the obvious reason. I drive, but i can recognize that normies who drive ruin it for everyone else. Imagine rush hour with half of the cars gone. Developed public transport will solve this problem.
>inb4 racial slurs

>>28475162
i have fat neckbeard friends who are (allegedly) functional adults who also do that shit. in the fucking car even. it's infuriating.
it's very weird, like they cannot turn off the part of their brain that DEMAND they consume information, and it's not even like useful information or something engrossing that they might miss like a sport or a game, it's just doomscrolling ig or fb or twitter just hoovering up slop like it's going out of style. i love consooming dumb bullshit i like too but i know when to stop and i know when what i'm looking at is a waste of my time to even parse. these dudes can't.

personally i think the way we teach kids to learn has a lot more to do with this and blaming the technology is a bit of a scapegoat when the problem is not that they are consuming information, but that it's junk information and they either don't know or don't care. the part of their brain they utilized to study in school is becoming restless and they MUST study even if it's ig thot boobs or my little pony lore or whatever

>>28475167
seethe more weak poor bike cuck

>>28475178
>it'll be real if i repeat it
Try not to get a hear attack from that seething, fatty

>>28474869
I’ve sold Hank Jr. several guns and he is a major fucking dickhead. So rude and arrogant. He goes out of his way to be the most puckered asshole in the room. Fuck him. Kid Rock is way cooler and infinitely more pleasant to deal with.

>>28475190
seethe harder poorfag faggot

>>28475198
Why are they like this?

>>28475176
You can say nigger here

>>28475167
No! Don't you dare to get hard now, dick!

>>28475198
Seethe harder Dr Robotnik

>>28474630 (OP)
Gives a new meaning to designated shitting streets.

>>28475201
urbanite retardation
they cannot live outside of climatized shoe boxes

>>28475206
seethe more poorfag bus cuck

>>28475177
>it's very weird, like they cannot turn off the part of their brain that DEMAND they consume information, and it's not even like useful information or something engrossing that they might miss like a sport or a game, it's just doomscrolling ig or fb or twitter just hoovering up slop like it's going out of style.
We had a zoomerscroller at our workplace at some point. Not sure what diversity shit brought him in. Also not sure if he ever managed to work for 3 minutes straight.
It was nearly impossible to even explain tasks to him because instead of listening, he would eye his phone or even fiddle with it during the process with this weird dazed look, clearly not remembering anything afterwards.

He was eventually terminated after he was caught gossiping about his projects (and his co-workers' appearance) on social media, and it turned out that none of the little features he had supposedly implemented actually worked. He'd coded them just far enough to make them look sort of right, and then forgot about them and moved to the next task.
Either he ended up in the least fitting job possible for him, or he was just not capable of taking responsibility for anything. Tasks that actually need to be worked on don't go away on their own like old posts in the slopfeed.

>>28475196
Hank the 3rd is cool.
He toured with Phil Anselmo (lead singer of Pantera).

>>28474749
Looks like a nice drive especially on a mid 70's day.

>>28475206
What the hell did I do?

>>28475210
Seethe harder cheese-drinking blob

>>28475216
seethe more poorfag you will never afford a car

>>28474993
Nice scenery.
>dur

>>28475211
sounds like a temp agency hire actually and he was probably fucking off on purpose to get fired, they'll just set him up with another one. only way someone that apparently brain dead could end up in an actual office job.

>>28475218
>implying
Seethe harder cabbage-face

>>28474630 (OP)
millennial here, i hate driving too, mostly because everyone on the road is a drooling retard.

>>28475222
that hurt you, didn't it? poorfag lol

>>28475225
>poorfag
nta, you must SURELY, own a nice car, huh? timestamped bread on hood

>>28475225
>implying
The only thing that's hurting is your cardiovascular system, salad dodger

>>28475230
seethe harder poorfag dont miss your bus

>>28475232
>implying
Seethe harder and don't put every topping on your next Subway sandwich

>>28475234
keep seething urbanite poorfag enjoy getting enriched

Can you two get a fucking room? Jesus Christ. How long do both of you plan on just replying to each other with the same stale boring buzzwords . This is literally like those videos where two AI talk to each other

>>28475235
Keep seething calorie hoarder, enjoy cardiac arrest

>>28475236
it's one person

>>28475239
seethe harder poorfag
heres your cultural poorfag ride

>>28475232
>>28475235
oh, what's that... no picture of timestamped bread on hood, GUESS IT'S SETTLED NOW, POORFAG

>>28475221
Well, he was making some progress so he wasn't completely without talent. Just couldn't focus on anything because he had to scroll.
Sometimes distracted co-workers with loud reactions to whatever popped up in the feed, too, as if he'd gotten so engrossed that he forgot he was supposed to be at work. I've seen plenty of lazy office workers before, but they can usually at least pretend they're working.

>>28475241
Seethe harder Michelin Man

>>28475242
It's night not going outside
Post yours I'm waiting
>inb4 no response

>>28475245
seethe more poorfag urbanite cuck

>>28475247
>owns a mazda
>calls others poorfag
thanks for the laf, POORFAG

>>28475251
>doesnt post his car
>knew it
you are another poorfag nocar >>>/n/

>>28475249
Seethe harder Kirby

>>28475252
O K, king of poorfags

>>28475253
seethe more poorfag

>>28475256
>no car speak
ok poorfag bus cuck >>>/n/

>>28475258
Seethe harder Yokozuna

>>28475247
>he can't even afford lights in his reintoid poorfag "home"
truly tragic set of events ngl

>>28475261
seethe more poor urbanite faggot

I think the guy insulting the fatty is funnier, despite the lines being stolen from LowTierGod.

>>28475262
you have no car lol poorfag

>>28475264
Seethe harder butterball

>>28475267
it's ok, poorfag, at least you own a mazda, right? that makes you not a poorfag, right?.... right?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>28475269
seethe more poorfag city cuck

>>28475270
>cannot post """his car"""
lol
lmao
poorfag

>>28475272
Seethe harder Moby Dick

>>28475273
it's ok, you own a mazda, you're fucking rich, totally not a poorfag dude, trust me on that one
anyways, now you can tell your non existing friends how you're totally rich for owning a mazda
rofl, have a nice day!

>>28475275
seethe more poorfag sissy

>>28475276
>blog post
>still cannot post """his car"""
lol poorfag confirmed

>>28475278
Seethe harder pantry pirate

>>28475282
seethe more poor urbanite cuck

>>28475285
Seethe harder, Snoop Hogg

>>28475294
seething poor

>>28475298
Seething Elon Munch

>>28475301
seething poorfag urbanite

>>28474997
@(You) kill yourself

>>28475303
Seethe harder, The Last Chair Bender

>>28474993
Where dis? I'd visit a place like that.

>>28475308
seething poor poorfag

>>28474630 (OP)
car-centric cities are the most stereotypically jewish thing made by a non-jew in history

Really enjoying this thread turning into an /fph/ thread.

>>28475312
Seething Jabba The Fat

>>28475322
seethe poorfag cyclist lives are worthless

>>28474630 (OP)
>>28474635
>>28474636
>>28474660
>>28474669
>>28474693
>>28474694
All the driving problems listed itt are downstream of a bigger problem - people needing to go to work. The solution to all current driving, parking, cost, traffic problems is to make it normal to WFH. everyone who can - should. This would reduce all traffic probably by 70% in every major city, reduce the amount of cars everywhere, open up all the spots, drive car prices down since less people need them, etc.
>
ALL TRAFFIC PROBLEMS GET SOLVED BY WFH

>>28475325
Seethe harder Danny DeCheeto, I don't care about cyclists lol

>>28475330
seethe harder poorfag you are hurt and care

>>28475332
>if i repeat it, it'll become real
Seethe harder Osama Bin Larden

Damn, both of you missed trips.

>>28475334
cope and seethe more hurt ecovagina

>>28475329
Stop being antisemitic

>>28475339
Cope about what, Belt Breaker?

>>28475344
about being poor seething poorfag

>>28475348
>implying
Another delusion of a seething Calorie Collector

>>28475354
keep telling that yourself poor poorfag lmao

>>28475358
Keep coping, The Incredible Bulk

>>28475361
keep seething seething poorfag

>>28475365
Seethe Harder, Famine Resistant

>>28475368
>>28475365
if you're under 6 feet you're not allowed to post

>>28475370
Post body next to a measurable object

>>28475368
>seething so hard he forgot the pic
lol
lmao

>>28475374
>choresterol commander seething so hard he now resorts to posting photos of random people minding their own business
Lol
Lmao

>>28475373
hold on bro i gotta wake up your mom

>>28475377
>nooo want meee
kek seething poorfag cope more

>>28475383
At least my mom still contacts me

>>28475385
>nooo want meee
What the fuck are you even saying, speak English, Dessert Destroyer

>>28475392
keep seething poorfag seether

>>28475395
Seethe harder, R. Belly

>>28475389
hey what do you know your mom contacts me too
specifically, my penis with her vagina

>>28475403
more seethe poorfag

>>28475070
You can't afford to go to a track, obviously.
Why are YOU even here?
I guess you can be a spectator to people who can afford to participate in our little hobby.

>>28475403
At least post bbw's if you're shitting up the thread.

>>28475412
Is this the reason for why there was a micro condom in the trash?

>>28475414
Keep seething, Horizontally Tall
>>28475416
Nah, find your own pics, Plapjak

>>28475420
poorfag seethe more

>>28475421
>Well Fed retard now compares speeding bikers (the most based people on the road) to cyclists
Lmao

>>28475423
>even more hurt
kek keep seething poor

>using well fed as an insult

>>28475423
absolutely destitute euroslurper cumhands attached to an angry manlet authored this post

>>28475426
Hurt about what, Easy To See?
>>28475429
Now repeat that in non-buzzwords

>>28475423
Speeding bikers are the biggest faggots ever.

>>28475432
seethe harder poorfag organ donor

>>28475434
>t. pussy

>>28475435
Seethe harder, Food Donation Receiver

>>28475437
>t. pu-ACK

>>28475442
>t. skill issue

>>28475441
malding poor organ donor go seethe on your 125cc

>>28475442
webms like this always make me smile.

>>28475329
inb4 "wfh is just for fake email jobs"

>>28475443
>t. skill issu-ACK

>>28475445
Cope harder, Concession Stand Regular
Captcha SM0RT

>>28475449
>posts more skill issue examples
NMP
Just don't crash

>>28475450
seething organ donor lmao

>>28475452
>Just don't cr-ACK

>>28475450
tfw no fat asian wife

>>28475453
I don't even own a bike, cope harder, Lard-Brain
>>28475455
>A-ACK

>>28475460
>no bike
>no car
absolute poverty lol

>>28475462
>no car
>implying
Cope harder, Leolardo DiCaprio

>>28475465
Post it
>you won't
lmfao poorfag

Unironically the average person shouldnt be allowed to own/drive anything other than picrelated,. the roads are dangerous because every obese mutt and 'groid drives an suv and pickup nowadays

>>28475468
Ok, sure, I can even post two :^)
Now post yours, Snacky Chan :^)

>>28475481
Only took 78 posts.

>>28475485
No one asked me specifically earlier :^)

>>28475481
>PL
LMFAO polish poorfag
>it's 01:11 in poland now
>daylight picture
lol
lmao

>>28475491
Nigger, you realize you revealed your timezone here >>28475247, right?
You live in the same one as me, you probably aren't much better lol
Also,
>no car posted
I won lmao

>>28474867
That would be correct if not due to the denser population cities can maintain it out of their own pocket. Meanwhile bumfucknowhere needs infrastructure nobody pays for. So no, Im voting for lower city taxes and higher taxes in suburbs. I'm not subsidizing your shit.

guys u r both mentally ill, pls stfu
>CAPTCHA: J4NYP

>>28475495
Yeah I am better, you clean our toilets, Pavel.
>these daylight cars are totally yours
Post keys or it's your neighbors.

>>28475524
Ooh, a german. So: NSDAP, based or not?

>>28475527
Good theory, bad execution.

>>28475524
>nooo you can't post an older pic that you have laying around on your phone!!!
Ok fatty, I'll entertain you, here you go.
Also
>a fucking germcuck was accusing me of getting culturally enriched
Lmao
Also 2
>he drives a fwd commuter, that's not a hot or even a warm hatch, and acts like he owns /o/
Lmao 2
I bet it's automatic too

reminder that narb wheelgapspic is a tiny tiny manlet with tiny baby hands who seethes at any car taller than him

>>28474630 (OP)
Because they don't want to have any kind of responsibilities or be accountable for anything.

>>28475539
>complaining about fwd commuter
>drives rusty shitzuki with blind headlights and 5th hand turk mobile
LMFAO here's what's gonna happen, Pavel:
First you go to the German plantation Spargel stechen so that my pee is extra smelly.
Then you will clean up the extra smelly toilet for minimum wage.

>>28475542
Good thing I'm not him
>>28475544
I bought a Swift as a cheap track/rallycross/whatever else project car because it fits the 1600 class in pretty much every amateur event
Bimmer is a daily, faster, more comfortable and more fun to drive than perro caca btw
>turk mobile
You live in Turkey 2, you don't get anything to say lol
>First you go to the German plantation Spargel stechen so that my pee is extra smelly.
>Then you will clean up the extra smelly toilet for minimum wage.
Keep your weird fetishes to yourself, Hans

>>28475549
>turk mobile
Yes it is and your shitzuki is even pre-owned by a German lmao...
>fetish
Simple reality. You are our slaves on our plantations and for cleaning.
No shame in it, cleaning another mans toilet is honest work.

>>28475542
Lol i haven't posted in this thread at all, short fat gay son

>>28475563
As I said, I don't care about your piss and scat fetishes, go ask Helga to do it with you, maybe she will agree after you watch her with Ahmed.

>>28475568
Less speaking, more cleaning.
I guess your wife is German pre-owned too, isn't she?
lmao

>>28475572
Clean deez nuts lmao

>>28475574
>
kek seething again

>>28475576
Sneed

>>28475578
Kleen

>>28475583
>resorts to posting shartjaks
You lost lol

>>28474635
>second most expensive thing you'll purchase in your life
Cost me 300€ nigger
T: zoomer that likes older shitboxes

>>28475584
>toilet cleaner cope
lmfao

>>28475578
And here I thought that Poland was freed of jews.

>>28475598
>t. jew

Because the roads are full of foreigners and boomers and neither of those cohorts are good drivers.
Especially the geriatrics, if they're lost they'll just come to a complete stop in traffic.

>>28475588
Muricans are so status conscious they would never consider to buy a shitbox for three digits. They need their brand new trucks.

>Sleep for 6 hours
>Open this thread
>100 or so more posts of 100% shit-flinging
This topic deserved it.

>>28475642
i'm sorry
i called wheelgap spic short in a completely diff thread and he absolutely crashed out and is just picking fights with scarecrows now

Have you driven on any interstate, recently? The abilities of drivers these days are only going down ever year. Insurance is more expensive. Repairs are more expensive. Maintenance is more expensive. Roads are in shambles. Traffic is near constant in some cities. Used car prices are unaffordable. New cars are not only unaffordable but unrepairable. There has been no worse time in the entire history of the automobile to own one. This isn’t even talking about the multitude of other issues Zoomers have to deal with in addition to this. I know many, they love cars. But it’s just not feasible for them.

>>28474986
>neurax worm
With those two words alone you have dredged up decade old memories of cringe ass pony roleplays I once participated in on Skype, this is not how I intended to spend my Monday evening

>>28475649
This >>28475566 is my only post in this thread
I'm not hispanic at all, by the way, fat, GIANT, gay son

>>28474636
So you're 100% behind removing all browns then, nice

Who won
Who lost

>>28474693
Honestly even if you don't have a car these are stressful things about being in a city.
Hmm, it's almost like the city is stressing regardless of having a car

>>28475651
>This isn’t even talking about the multitude of other issues Zoomers have to deal with in addition to this
I've got this wild theory in my mind that personal income has been allowed to stay so low to prevent smart people from having kids. If you can't afford an apartment or house, women want nothing to do with you even though they make as much or more. No women, no kids.
Call me a misogynist all day but you don't have to look far on the normiesphere to find 40 y.o. women going crazy for not having kids while posting memes about how irresponsible men are and it's all our fault for not making more money.

>>28475662
Me

>>28474974
The government is paying browns to drive around and contribute to traffic

>>28475666
>satan won
It's over...

>>28475654
yeah but wheelgapspic is your name now. it's your gimmick. it's what you do. you cry about wheelgaps. everywhere. any thread. you're californian and pretending to be a mexican is just the carb legal version of pretending to be black. boom. wheelgapspic. AND your a manlet too? rich. least you own up to that one

>>28475672
It's all part of the gimmick, HUGE fat gay son

>>28474734
The perspective on that is messing with me. I feel like the barracuda was a bit longer than that

>>28474693
>ezpz
>none
>it's fun
>annoying when it happens but usually minimal around here
>see above
>lol not my problem
>just don't hit stuff

If you want to live in the vibrant hustle and bustle of le city, I guess you should resign yourself the bus. I hear those are better.

>>28475167
>Customer complains car always steers to the left.
>Checked alignment five times, it's perfectly straight.

>thread about AI faggotry
>2 underage spergs crash the absolute fuck out for some reason
>200 posts in 5 hours
Ah, summer

>>28474630 (OP)
because its not as simple as just driving to x point. you have shitty roads to drive over in cars with stiff ass suspension for muh deer test pounding your asshole harder than diddy on crack. the roads are the least efficient design possible, up down up down up down around [private property], ambiguously placed intersections with lights timed to waste as much of your time as possible, and overpopulate the roads with aggressive lobotomy patients

>>28475664
Inflation and economic destruction are weapons of war.
It is on purpose.
It should've been more obvious when DOGE exposed the literal billions of dollars illegals get just for being here.
They aren't giving that money to working citizens that pay taxes...

>>28475724
And the other cuck didn't even bother to spam with bbw's, the bastard. Waste of thread.

>>28475745
>bw
>b
Ok architect

>>28475705
>ugh, something's wrong with my car, this is the third time this year i have to get a new front left tire

>>28475744
qrd?

>>28475751
Calories are God's playdoh.

>>28474793
Maybe the infinity third worlders that the global elites are addicted to gas something to with it

>>28474928
They're aesthetic as fuck, but they're honestly really just mediocre in all aspects.

>>28475094
Nta but actually no, extended use of a bicycle seat actually constricts blood flow to/from the testes, and inflames the prostate.

>>28474630 (OP)
most of them will never experience the joy of cruising on the open road with a bunch of their buddies along for the ride, in a car that's actually fun to drive.

>>28474635
A world without other drivers would be a better world. I wish to be the only one on the road.

>>28474751
Nigger a set of wheels is like 3k get you a fucked up Altima or something.
Yeah traffic is garbage, you're just being a PUSSY

>>28474630 (OP)
Idk what y'all niggas smoking, but zoomers turn out in mass droves to car meets. Hell, pic related was all zoomers cruising out to a meet. I was born in 99 and drive a 5.0

LOOK AT HOW FAR FORWARD HIS SEAT IS

HE'S SO TINY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>28474989
Those could be in big ass underground garage, wouldn't need to be near your house nor need big spaces. Also a lot could be like cabs, you don't need to own the car so they're always in movement. Would be a lot cheaper because insurances should be cheaper too

>28478540
godsDAMN that's a gorgeous BMW E39, the best sports sedan overall that there is!

The solution is less people but no one wants to ehar that :/

>>28474630 (OP)
Ban women and fags and the roads will be safe again

>>28475247
>white background in the dark

>>28475127
But enough about your mom.

certain folk shouldn't be driving

>>28478523
>all ghetto as fuck pikachu bullshits
Why are zoomies so obsessed with black or indigenous criminals of color?

>>28479000
>>28478555
I said godsDAMN bmaoooo

>>28475108
I've been trying to tell people this for years. These "people" are utterly terrified of personal responsibility. This isn't purely in regard to cars, either. They don't wan to be prepared for anything in life, everything is someone else's fault.

driving is great when you are brought up in a culture where you can fix everything you drive and the roads aren't packed
zoomers have none of that, so they understandably hate it

>>28475201
>carbon fiber frame
He had it coming for sure. Steel, titanium even aluminum is stronger as a bicycle frame material. Greetings from /n/

Goycattle can be moved much more efficiently in large volume containers.
Sentients can ride motorcycles.