V STROMMER edition!

>Motorcycle pics, webms and streamies
>ALL ANONS WELCOME
>rip gn and gaymoo. never forgotten
>CB500 leg legion association guild clan
>Tennyfren HQ & CP2/3 sanctuary
>WhitePower™ suspension, proud /DBT/ sponsor
>DUCATI
>MOTORRAD
>scoots are frens
>quad and enduro chads are always welcome
>K A N D O
>SHOW PICS
>RIDE YOUR BIKE

Links
>https://msf-usa.org
>https://cycle-ergo.com/
>https://superbikeschool.com
>https://ridelikeachampion.com
>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmets
>https://www.bmwmotorcycles.com

STICKY(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): >>23526953

Streamies
Hitting the twisties
https://streamable.com/jt9yfs

Safety first
https://streamable.com/dobqsu


Mandatory viewing
>A Bíblia das Curvas de autoria (TOTW2) by Keith Code
https://youtu.be/ClmFaHuJUDU

>Bakuon!
https://hianime.to/watch/bakuon-5834?ep=42715

>HONDA
https://youtu.be/CJoA3bWo0Kk

>HYB (short film)
https://youtu.be/_PQeLlZ6VZA

>MOTORRAD
https://youtu.be/FZ77qSFViak

>S1KRR
https://youtu.be/WzWeUPTs3vs


Previous: >>28532498

/dbt/ bros its been a wild ride, but by the looks of it, we anglo menaces might be banned (by our govt) by sundown.

See you on the other side brothers, ride safe.

>>28534189 (OP)
Is hotwing still alive?

>>28534195
Goodspeed you bastards.

can we just admit modern bikes and the faring/headlights are ugly?

>>28534195
Ride safe, brother. remember, VPNs are always on your side.
HYB

New GS is handsome, tenere is fugly

>>28534195
What are you on about?

>>28534223
protecting the children.

heading to the local touge today. will try to cook my tendies as much as i can

Did you ride to work today, anons? I did.

>>28534224
Yeah but what specifically

>>28534203
how?

>>28534206
i really want to blame the LED industry. ever since the leds got introduced in the market we havent stop seeing literal alien looking bikes

>>28534208
I've tried two different "normie" VPNs and they'll let me browse but not post. Dunno how it's worked for other anons though, and I'm basically retarded when it comes to networking.

>>28534231
lady backed up into it.
>Nono sir, dose scratches were dere beforr

>>28534227
i got today off

>>28534189 (OP)
>Leg Legion'd
>>28534227
I took the day off today, put in for it last week. I'll be hitting the twisties and cooking my tires like dunlop anon >>28534226
>>28534195
You too man stay safe out there. I’m already crossing my fingers it doesn’t actually go down but from what I heard... isn’t that law more about sites needing age verification so kids don’t access adult content/websites? If that’s the case then honestly fuck them kids, sounds like a decent trade-off to me.

>>28534189 (OP)
Disgusting, desperate, shameless 90 day reddit freak

>>28534243
recently at work they also blocked 4chan but i still manage to shit post text on one of those free vpns from the iphone app store. files still get blocked tho

>>28534195
Damn, F m8.
>>28534247
Kids should't be on the internet anyways.

>>28534195
Since this anon didn’t respond i will give context
>they’re going to ban any website that has porn, subject to strict age verification
I had thought they were banning motorcycles. They’re doing that too, but it takes effect in a few years.
I think you need to withdraw your government’s banning license, they’ve abused the privilege.

>>28534245
>lady

didnt read the rest

does anyone want to see my big penis

my petcock makes a pretty annoying sound most mornings, any ideas? It is very very loud and my neighbors have complained.

>>28534300
PRESENT IT.

>>28534243
gotta keep browsing. Don't go with the normiest VPNs, get creative with the nuttiest solutions you have.

Lower miles, Faster, cheaper to fix, and more comfortable
Or
Moderate milage, .1 seconds slower 0-60, less comfortable, but twice the soul and reliability

Which would you choose? I think I'm having a grass is always greener moment
>pic unrelated

>>28534324
What sound is it
is it only on mornings when its cold and does this cause problems starting?

>>28534327
I see how it is you wanna see a big Suzuki penis but no one wants to see a small Honda penis, this thread has a clear bias

>>28534227
>work

>>28534339
>>28533842
Proof of Honda penis bias

>>28534336
It happens most mornings regardless of temperature. It seems to have no problems starting whatsoever, usually starts right up around sunrise. It sounds kind of like, “cock a doodle doo”, but very very loud. Picrel is my petcock, jimmy, making the noise.

>commiefornians can ride all year, and lane split
>abundance of parks, nature, and canyon roads
>cops don't even bother them
I hate being a flyover fag

>>28534354
I suggest chicken soup

NEW AXLE IS HERE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOH BABY WHEN YOU SAY MY NAME GONNA MAKE A SHOOM GONNA MAKE YOU SCREAM

>>28534195
There is always a silver lining, the UK jump to first position for risk of civil war yesterday.

>>28534374
Lmao

When king charles, the antichrist faggot that he is, starts to draft a standing army to enforce his globohomo climate change ecofacist agenda, then maybe the IRA will firebomb the bluehats

>>28534362
eh, it's a double-edged sword
>significant part of the year is absolutely miserable for riding due to heat or fucked air quality
>most of those parks etc. are going to be anywhere between 3 and 8 hours from wherever you live
>cops only leave lowlives alone, they'll jump at any chance to harass and fuck over a normal person
>roads are absolute chaos, filled with insane 3rd worlders, overwhelmed confused flyover transplants, and every variety of psychopath
>anything slower than a 650 twin is suicide with traffic speeds and short onramps
>high chance of having your bike stolen or vandalized
>cost of living high enough that it'll really eat into your bike budget

t. LA native who's now a flyover

>>28534345
gotta get money for bikes and computers somehow

>>28534382
American city tier list
Second class city in a first class state
>long commute to work
First class city in a second class state
>no commute, but living on borrowed time
First class city in a first class state
>everything revolves around you, including infinity third world immigrants
Second class city in a second class state
>lolnojobs

>>28534196
In jail
>>28534246
Way to go Anon, was it partnered sex?
>>28534380
NO KINGS NO GODS NO LARDS
>>28534382
As a LA non-native, I can state that none of this is true. There's state and national forests less than an hour from any part of LA so don't know what he's on.

>>28534382
>t. Riverside county but basically LA bro I promise we’re like practically in LA

>>28534382
It'd be nice to live in a state bordering Cali so I could go visit on long road trips on the weekends but not pay the fuckoff hueg taxes and housing rates.
How is Nevada and Oregon this time of year?

Call me a wrenchlet, skill issue or whatever, but I hate adjusting the carbs of my gucci.
I was thinking about grabbing a pair of those dellortos for my Urals, now I'm thinking about sticking Russian Pekar K68 carbs on the Moto Guzzi because they're such a simple and robust design.

>>28534429
Both of those also have exploded housing. Nevada is even more of a furnace and the pretty part of Oregon is constantly raining.

>>28534429
Oregon is an adventure to get *in* to California. Most of the border is mountains, or twisty 101 up the coast.

>>28534369
POST PICS

So, county road, no gate, cattle guard, no purple paint. Private easement or public road?

>>28534466
Ride it and find out.

>>28534404
the rain gods decided not to give us a nice day today at the local touge so we decided to go back home

>>28534466
Post it, I have a lot of GIS software resources from work I can take a look see

>>28534470
I'd rather not learn what pulling buck shut out of my back feels like.

>>28534473
County Rd 137, Cooke county, Texas, all the way up to the Red River.

I finally balanced the wheels on my 501 after simply dealing with the pogo sticking for a few years. It took 4oz on the front and 4.5oz in thr back but it's a night and day difference

>>28534404
Those are like 1% of what CA has though and just doing ACH or GMR over and over again gets boring. All the shit people think of when they say "oh man, if I lived in California I could ride to all these places!" - Big Sur like your pic, Yosemite, Joshua Tree, the Sierras, etc. - are 3+ hours from LA.

>>28534416
I grew up and lived most of my life in Hollywood and the Eastern SFV.

>>28534429
>>28534448
Oregon is nice but like that anon says you have to cross mountain ranges to get anywhere, not just CA but also getting from PDX or the Willamette Valley to the coast or anywhere East. I'm in Central Oregon now and it BTFOs CA in how easy it is to access a huge variety of riding locations, everything from desert canyons to lush rainforests to pristine mountain lakes to volcanic wasteland all within an hour or two, but the downside is that it's almost CA expensive and there are 5-6 months a year where riding is basically a lost cause, and if I actually want to go to other developed places (Portland, Eugene, anywhere in CA, etc.) it's a minimum of a 3 hour drive/ride through the mountains.

>>28534195
F to our bong brothers. Hopefully they figure out vpns.

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

>>28534511
I kneel

>>28534513
Also these were the popular request trade ins for these guys
IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT; (((THEY))) HAVE YOUR TOPDOLLAR

Praying for a snu snu so that she can hug me from the back with her bobba and thighs when riding on my biak. SS would be more appropriate ne?

>>28534482
from prime outlet blvd north all the properties alongside it are owned by a real estate developer called stark industries, i'd give them a ring, it looks like texas gates their GIS behind a paywall so i can't get you an immediate answer before i find out if my company has access, i'll ask our GIS coordinator when he's back tomorrow

>>28534520
>>28534482
I should add, theres a building at the following coordinates
33.696778, -97.151103
South of this building, its definitely in the public right of way. North of this point i'm not sure.

T7s MUST be one of the best selling motorcycles. I see an incredible amount of them and it's been out for 5
5 years. Like 10x more common than VFRs and cbrs already.
I feel like 15 years from now they're going to be crazy common and cheap.

Time to sell this bitch.
> 800km
Make your bet, what % of the original price will I lose?

>>28534533
>get the bike out of the break in
>immediately sell it
why?

>>28534511

>>28534511
i want a niken so bad bros

>>28534535
Because out of dozens of bikes I've ridden this is the second one that produces vibrations that resonate with my body. I don't have arthritis yet, but if I keep riding this bitch I surely will in short order.

>>28534529
Apparently mt-07's are. I test rode one yesterday, a '25 model. Nice bikes for sure, but the new msrp is I think almost 9k? Seems a bit steep for what I was looking at considering for 1500 more you can get a premium bike in that weight class. Nothing wrong with it, but didn't really wow me either

>>28534540
i blame the gay retard dealers that wont let you take a proper test ride anymore

>>28534542
It was on me this time.
I pre-ordered the bike assuming it will be just like the previous model years only to fuck myself over. Who knew that new model year might come with new subtle changes in balancing or tuning or whatever.

Also, sometimes test rides restrictions are a result of insuring companies policies that forbid longer rides on demo vehicles.
Don't know the details, but that's what gay retard dealer told me today when I asked him to rent a different bike for a few hours.

Bros the cvo troonglide is real

>>28534564
Imagine the credit score.

How good is that jeetbike? Can't deny it's good looking

>>28534580
Mirrors are blurry, the gearbox is so smooth it's hard to feel gear shifting, the rear suspension is ass and noticeably wobbly at highways speeds, the right side is warm enough to be unpleasant but not hot enough to be concerning, the seat is plush and like any plush seat becomes unbearable on an hour+ ride.
Good bike overall, you can be happy with it if you accept its flaws.

>>28534552
What bike?

>>28534502
In the southern California area you have palomar, Malibu, Ojai (33), Idyllwild/Pines to Palms, more shit in San Diego county, and of course ACH, Azusa, and GMR. Any of these destinations is doable in a day, including getting back home. You also have Buttonwillow, Apex, Adam's, and Apple Valley Speedway. You're not just stuck on ACH/AFH.

>>28534573
Iirc its a bike listed for 85k syrup redeem nfts
Limited time offer, bold new colors, the usual

>>28534580
Had a femoid ride one here where i was, 120kph top sneed and pigfat slow
Build for slow speed commuters, i wouldnt tour on one but she manages fire roads somehow on stock tires slowly

Would i buy one over something else? No never

>>28534502
>3hrs+ away
Do you just not enjoy riding? That’s a perfectly reasonable amount of time for a day trip

>>28534591
I'll have to ride 500km to get to my parents a few times a year
First bike, low budget, 190cm. The easy option is a vstrom or cb500x but adv bikes are fugly, triumph 400x is out my budget (insurance poop themselves, it's too recent), guzzi v7 too big

Seriously considering a Stark Varg.
Talk me out of/into it.

Wife wanted a scooter. Now we get to ride together.

>>28534616
They seem neat but it's just so hard to tell how much actual ride time you get with electrics, and you don't want to be caught out 20 miles up a mountain with a dead battery

I’m going to fucking die if I live in this city any longer, every fucking day I get cut off by Hondas jumping lanes with no blinkers and absolutely zero predictability
I have a left turn at a light I take to get home, I sit as far right in the lane as possible to give the left turners from my right as much room to not fuck up as possible and they STILL CUT HALFWAY INTO MY LANE
GIVE ME PUBLIC TRANSIT SO THESE RETARDS WHO DONT WANT TO DRIVE CAN GET OFF THE FUCKING ROOOOOOAAAAAD

>>28534618
My wife wanted to ride but said she couldn't figure out how to shift. Whatever, at least we can ride together now

>>28534189 (OP)
Where do you guys leave your fairings when you stop at the store? I've just been taking them with me because I don't want them to get stolen but its a huge hassle very time

>>28534632

Should I buy my dream car, or should I give in and get an r6 and a trugg/rape van to haul it with?

>>28534627
Did you marry a retard

>>28534279
>>they’re going to ban any website that has porn, subject to strict age verification
Good. But anyway, wasn't avoiding this sort of thing the basis for creating 4channel distinct from the main url?

>>28534639
Invest in your IRA

Who here has ridden the BDR and can tell me more about them?

>>28534645
>implying
If that were even a consideration I would be looking at cheaper toys.

I haven't even felt like riding since Monday

>>28534648
What about all in ETH and get all of the above

>>28534598
>>28534613
idk, 6 hours of shitty high-stress highway and traffic riding in a day just do do 2-3 hours of fun riding feels like a lot to me. Depends on your bike too though, maybe it's not bad on a comfy tourer or cruiser, 3 hours in a day is about as much as I can take on my dual sport (way less than that if I'm doing 70 on the highway the whole way too) and I'd imagine it's not much fun on a supersport either.

>>28534627
If shifting was the problem, why not one of the DCT Hondas or something?

>>28534618
kino

>>28534660
>ETH
lmao

>>28534369
I’m already waiting for the next shoomlore expansion desu
>>28534618
Unfathomably based

>>28534666
It's gonna buy me a Ducati

>>28534618
That's honestly not bad looking for a scoot.

>ride to work
>ride home
>stop just long enough to drop off work gear
>ride out again
>gonna hang out in the park and get a burger and then ride home later
Summer is great.

>>28534618
Cute. I've been trying to talk my wife into a Grom but no dice.
>>28534641
I'm convinced the auto bikes are becoming a thing because of woman.

>>28534404
>In jail
Do you happen to know why?

>>28534641
>did you marry a woman
I don't know what to tell you bud. Most women don't 'get' shifting then pretend it's just because it's dumb and antiquated

>>28534662
She didn't know about those and thought the three wheels were cool. When someone in the safety course said they were automatic, she just fixated on that

>having a cold one
>remembering yellow gn anon
>it was too soon

rip samuel. you were a very special shit poster ngl

>>28534696
Is she kind at least

>>28534706
Not really. But she wants kids at least and she's not an idiot

>>28534721
>just another loveless marriage bro, you'll get kids you hate and a wife who will fight you on every aspect of raising them it'll work out bro just another divorced broken family bro it's the american dream bro trust me

>>28534727
It's none of those things though, who said anything about loveless?

>>28534721
Best of luck anon

>>28534591
>Mirrors blurry
Yes after 90kph.
>Gearbox is smooth
Yes and yeah sometimes you forget you changed gears.
>Rear suspension is ass
Oh god yes, you need to jack the pre load to stage 2 or get new ones.
>Wobble on the highway
Have not noticed it but Yankee highway probably.
>Right side warm
Both side can be hot if your riding position is off.
>Plush seat
Become painful after 5 hours of riding for me.
Good bikes though.

>>28533959
>>28533996
Live traffic and weather, not sure what else. The basic GPS/nav works without a subscription. We'll see, I'll post a review here since no one seems to know much about the device or service.
>>28534066
>$5/month in current year +13
just think of all the things I could buy with that.
- most of a small coffee
- a pack of gum (2 if i'm in a state with no tax)
- 30 minutes of basic service with your mother
>>28534138
This couldn't even run it's own operating system. I couldn't get far enough in to install Waze. You're right, it was 2GB, I didn't even think to check. My assumption was - if it's available for sale, it must work at at least a very basic, minimal level, which is all I needed. I don't think this phone is technically legal to sell, I found it's not fit for purpose.

Anywho, I cost Bezos some money by destroying all of the packaging for the phone, the phone case, and the motorcycle mount. and I kept the charging cable. then I got to bitch at Sandaljeep via live chat for a few minutes. I also took a stinky shit in the Whole Foods bathroom when I returned it. All in all, the experience was worth my while.

>>28534749
>This couldn't even run it's own operating system.
install gentoo

>>28534749
anon I've got this really great subscription service, for just $5 a month you can maintain ownership of this bridge

>>28534742
i really need to step up my strapping game. every time i need to strap luggage to my bike i struggle big time

>>28534762
>they need to stream traffic and weather data to me for free forever... because... they just DO, OK?!

>>28534770
What bike you got and any pics of previous attempts?

>>28534770
Rok straps

>>28534778
im rc anon. the strapping game on this thing is kinda difficult. beach trips are sometimes a real challenge

>>28534778
just saw your reply bro. i really dont have any pics of my luggage attempts cus the attempts have been honestly embarrassing but im looking for an honest solution. cages or top boxes will never fit her look

>>28534787
I google to look at what the passenger grab handles look like and I would say you better off get a plate for the pillion seat and get a C/U shaped dufflebag.

>>28534794
really interesting solution bro. will definitely look into this

>>28534812
Most of the plates are for the 390 adventure, I have no idea if they will fit probably won't, but it would be easy to make one if you got shop skills.
That pic of the Oxford duffle you can see he is not using the passenger pegs and just tying it down around the tail, so that by itself should be fine for your 390.

>>28534749
why does it have to be no phone just wear an earbud under the helmet and leave it in your pocket. you can listen to some gay ass music too

is drz400 a good bike

>>28534787
I bought a Mustang bag and it looks like it could strap to your gay little bike pretty easy.

Do you guys know much about 4 cylinder bikes? This ignitor issue is killin me. I can swap wires so both coils are good. But only 1 coil is firing so only 2 cylinders are getting spark.

I'm like 98% confident wiring and grounds are good after redoing it all meaning it must be the ignitor at fault? I can't tell if its a bad signal generator or the ignitor itself and I don't think I have the correct tools to test for it. Continuity is good so its not the wires or connectors.

Is there a good/easy way to test the signal generator or the ignitor? Can I just splice into the working wire and have the 1 pushing both coils? I can't really conceptualize if that may result in the engine exploding somehow by forcing all 4 plugs to fire all the time.

>>28534898
JAP BIKES ARE RELIABLE BIGOT!!!

>>28534661
It's not 6 hours and the freeways really are not that bad, just get in the HOV lane and set your pace slightly faster than traffic. Splitting quickly becomes second nature. You're usually close to at least ONE nice road, so that's your home one. I forgot 18/38 and Ortega(74) as also pretty nice roads, but you have to pick the right time to not be absolutely bogged down in normgroid traffic. For me, I ride Idyllwild/243 a lot. It takes me maybe 20 minutes to get there. If someone invites me to another of the meme roads, I'll just get an early start and bring my rain jacket to ride home at night. Definitely comfier on a bigger bike with a fat seat and wind protection.

>>28534822
as long as it stays on place it should be fine

>>28534906
Yeah, tell me about it

>>28534787
Just get an 80L backpacking backpack

>>28534937

>>28534947
nice edit. The bike is mostly together again, the last thing to get it running should be fixing this spark issue. Is it the ignitor, or is it the signal gen? Ignitors are like $200 used, and I can't seem to find a replacement for a 4cylinder bike as a chinese generic unit.

Going through my 87 CBR1000F today, decided to start with the coolant. Completely dry except at the very bottom, but the hoses were still soft so we'll see what she'll do once I get it to start up. Clutch was dried out in the reservoir, but downstairs it was still wet. Posting pics for anyone that loves old bike gore.

>>28534962
Managed to get this cleaned out with electrical contact cleaner, but the corrosion on the inside of the reservoir is concerning. Considering pulling it completely apart and going at it with whatever kills aluminum oxide.

>>28534962
>Posting pics for anyone that loves old bike gore.
Is that a DBT thing? I haven't been here in years.

>>28534966
Unfortunately, the thermostat housing has extensive corrosion and will have to be replaced. Got a new thermostat on order, looking for a water pump as well. Seeing as all the coolant that was left came out brown, I'm pretty sure the impeller is toast.

>>28534898
Can’t into wiring, when I got my degree I failed circuits over the summer trying to bang it out ahead of time and then still got a C in the class
Ancient history, before the average grade was an A minus

>>28534887

>>28534969
Me either, but sometimes it's nice to take a break from your project and see just how messed up someone else's is. I've got an entire punchlist for this bike, but given the cost of ownership I'm happy to do the work. The temptation to drop $600 for a new set of plastics is pretty strong.

>>28534974
iktf

any frens ride a T7? I'm once again looking at my V-Strom and thinking I want to try something new.

>>28534882
>450hp

>>28534999
Lightweight baby

>>28535002
doggo disagrees

>>28534882
Get a pumper carb on there and it's a pretty decent bike.

I want this bike nobody has ever heard of called a Moto Guzzi Norge

>>28535063
norgay

>>28534999
Are we fighting the 25 foot long dirtbike?

I think I'm starting to get it why I don't like this bike.
It feels too constricted by speed limits. The engine is extremely lively for a big boy V twin cruiser and you can just feel how it's itching to blast you down the road twice the speed limit.
It's an incredibly frustrating kind of feeling as a small blip of the throttle launches you, but you can't let loose with it because you'll end up losing your license.

dropped her for the first time today. forgot I can't park downhill and had the kickstand pop up on me while I was admiring the anime mobile. frame sliders have the only damage I can see though so that's nice

Is it a bad idea to chop up generic spade terminals to fit inside my regulator rectifier connector? I really dont want to wait a week for the connector kit to arrive because nothing is kept on the shelf in my stupid fucking city.

>>28535123
If thats your whip adjacent, bike deserved to fall

>>28535119
This is the exact reason I have a RE.
I could get something which can infinitely faster than it but I would lose my licence instantly.
It seems like a waste of money to me, like yeah I have a top speed of 240kph when can I do that? never.

Motojitsu

>>28535150

>>28534749
>Current year +13
2012 really was a watershed year when everything changed for the worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DiOr10pkiM

YAMASISTERS WE'RE WINNING

>>28534519
Imagine being born in Spain to motorcycle loving dad, then becoming a MotoGP champion and making love to mamacitas like this.

>>28534925
It's probably a lot easier out where you are, judging by the roads/locations you mention. LA proper is a lot crazier on the roads, especially the last few years (I noticed a crazy increase in insane shit on the roads just through 2024, like shit I used to see weekly started happening every time I left the house) and everything is a lot further.
I was also really talking about the shit that I think out of state people are really imagining, the big state and national parks or whatever, and those are all far as fuck. I'm looking at trip times from my old house to famous places (and it's almost 11 so you probably wouldn't beat them during the day even with lane splitting) and it's 2:15 to Joshua Tree, 2:50 to Anza-Borrego, 4:08 to Death Valley, almost 6 hours to Big Sur, and that's all taking the boring freeway route. Yeah, there's some fun stuff locally, but if the idea is touring around and seeing the really spectacular stuff CA has to offer it's all multi-day trips if you actually want to enjoy it.

>>28534228
Brits now have some restrictions in the internet like russians

Post some best looking lamps

>>28535215
It's about the same. I hang out with an anon in SFV sometimes and the drivers there are no worse than the San Bernardino retards I live with daily.

>>28535218
Sex, shame that the crossplane sounds like poopoo to me

>>28535218
I love lamp

>>28535224
That generation uses the Genesis 5v engine with a regular crank.
>Captcha hrtgax
Crossplane 4 haters confirmed gay trannies

>>28535224
SOON
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ANEv30EYn9Y

>>28535226
No its not. That is a 09-14 R1 the first of the crossplanes. The last year of the 5v was 06 then it went to a 4v standard crank for 07-08.

Hitting twisties tomorrow with bro.

Which one do I take

>>28535239
Take the one that can go fast enough to actually make them twisties kek

>>28535239
Take the bike with similar power to your bro. If the bro is imaginary, take the Sexzuki.

>>28535218

>>28535200
Spaniards and shitalians cannot suffer.

>>28535218

>>28535123
Cool bike, the car looks cool too, I like the wheels and the animu, IDK if I can display the animu love publicly like this.

>>28535260
Your biak is animu

>>28535218
>Lewa I swear to God if you attack the Lord of skull spiders alone I will knock you out

>>28535260
The last thing you see before this Soviet iron horse crashes into you because the brakes fell off 10 mins.

>>28535285
The drum brakes are really damn sturdy and surprisingly efficient at stopping that 300kg monster of a bike.
The real danger here is the one riding it thinking "nah, I'd win" after seeing karen in her crossover pull in front.

>>28535295
Truly you are god's torpedo, Finn.
May the spirit of Aimo Koivunen guide you on your crusade.

Lads I may have acquired the Latina slampig I so desire. I shall actually check my chain tension, wear, and tire pressures from now on. I want to keep living and enjoying this

>>28535314
Big booty latina?

How come Spain has some of the best riders but doesn't make motrcycle unlike Italy?

>>28535315
Slampig refers to a woman that is overweight enough that their self esteem is low and they're usually high libido freaks, but not so so overweight that they're too disgusting. Everyone's exact BMI scale for this varies.

>>28535323
Yes, and I was asking if she has a nice ass or not.

>>28535327
Hell yeah she does borther

>>28535321
Derbi, Rieju, Gas Gas and Motor Hispania to name a few.
Spaniards make some mean dirtbikes, trial bikes are their speciality.

I don't remember if Bultaco was Spanish or Italian.

>>28535338
based. take care of yourself

>>2853534
>not the real brands

>>28535150
Do you have the mudshark of adobomoto and pinheaded yammienoob?

>>28535350
>mudshark
I don't think that means what you think. Maybe it does idk

I TELL A NIGGA DON'T DICK RIDE DON'T BLICK RIDE
TAKE IT TO THE DOUBLE THICK THIGHS
TWIN SISTAS

>>28534189 (OP)
Kys you shameless 90 day reddit faggot

>>28535321
They only seem to make offroaders, sherco, montesa, bultaco etc

Reiju sounds like chinkshit.

>>28535363
>rock auto parts
God I am jealous of americans. Everything is so cheap on there and actually available.

>>28535371
HAHA
Lucky for me I'm a Canadian so shipping actually costs more than the parts despite being 200km away and I get to pay retarded taxes on it tooo!!!!!

>>28535372
You want bad. I'm an ausfag who used to do holden (aussie GM) parts. It was cheaper to buy parts off rock auto, ship it halfway across the world and still pay the 10% GST on it than it was to get parts through holden as a dealer.

>>28535379
>I'm an ausfag
I'm so sorry. I can pity farm as a leaf all day, but you guys are another level of hell.
Any time I see a news update about AUS I know it's just a matter of time for us as well.

Lot of based countries.

>>28535394
sexo

>>28535395
They are lovely.
I turned one down once.

>drive test next week
>went to look for bikes but not to buy
>hangover and hot day so I wasn't thinking anything
>ended up buying kawasaki zr-7
not sure if there is anything to regret

>>28535439
Straight bar I 2 or 4 is the sensible thing to do.
Good luck with the test.

Frens I have a VFR 800 Vtec (c) yo. I always find myself riding with my arms at full stretch, even though I'm not a manlet or anything. Do I just need to practice more or get an adventure dad bike?

>>28535475
Stand (sit) tall and proud, king.

>>28535439
Why this over sv650? Just looked this bike up, looks cool, but is pig fat.

>>28534511
The weak should fear the strong

>>28535314
God bless

>>28535194
>20 million units a year
Honda doesn't even think about you.

>>28535526
Damn, always knew Brazil was based.

>>28534882
One of the best dual sports you can buy, the SM version is super good with all the nice features.

>129K
W-what?

>>28535194
cute Onsa

>>28535526
>I won in.... Indonesia
SEASisters the XR150L is king

>>28535564
It's a shame you guys can't get the xr650l.
>It's just a good solid tank

>>28534580
I sold mine but I miss it. They have such neutral steering it feels like you're just flying. Very quiet exhaust. Gauges look really nice. The gearbox is great, it feels very sloppy and loose compared to Japanese bikes but you can always shift without the clutch and it's super easy to rev match

>>28535547
Based, but they’ve also got a whole different economy around fuel due to sugar ethanol or something iirc