Thread 28562172

DAYUM SHAWTY OBESE

>>28562172 (OP)
Why?

I REALLY hoped dodge would go in the opposite direction with this gen
Smaller in length and lighter

>>28562172 (OP)
Yeah? The last Charger and Challenger were 'Murikan pigfat too. Does this really surprise you?

>22 year old retard who financed one for 84 months at $1200 per month slams into you at 103 MPH
>nothing personal, brah

>>28562172 (OP)
Shit is so ass.

Cant wait to see the hellcat swaps. I like the design. Shame about the power plant.

>>28562172 (OP)
putting these cars on the Italian platform was a mistake. should've left them on the LX.

And here I thought these boys would lose some weight with the batteries removed. Damn

>>28562294
As would I, but the guy I'll like to see do it says he don't wanna.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSCuIAGVxls&t=3254s

>>28562366
>didn't embed at the timestamp
skip to 54:00 mark

>>28562172 (OP)
It's also huge, I've seen a couple of the EVs in person. 206.6" long vs the previous charger's 198.4". The design is visually very bulky as well it looks massive and tall.

>>28562172 (OP)
I can't wait to buy them used 10 years from now.

>>28562172 (OP)
>Weighs 300lbs more than a Honda crosstour
lol lmao even

>>28562372
What's wrong, did you learn to drive in a sub-compact? 207" is perfectly drivable.

>>28562172 (OP)
This is what happens when you go all-wheel drive with a massive steel frame like a truck, it's going to weigh as much as a fucking truck. Now let's replace all the plastic with 'quality materials' to drive the price up even further and the weight even further. It may as well be a fucking RAM. These people have no clue how to make a muscle car.

>>28562775
(((Dodge)))

>>28562572
Are you stupid or just in a really bad mood? It's huge, it is way bigger than the model it replaced for no reason. That is one of the reasons it weighs 4800lbs, dumbass.

>>28562889
Why are you so concerned about it? If you can't handle a full sized car you have no business on /o/. Go get a Fiesta.

>>28562953
A fiesta would unironically be more fun and could probably outrun that obese and crippled shitpile with two less cylinders and an economy turbo.

>>28562172 (OP)
>4,816 pounds. This applies to both the 2 door and 4 door models.
I fucking hate AI.
Literally turning into Idiocracy before our eyes.

>>28562172 (OP)
>Own 2018 Audi S6
>think it’s a boat at 4,400 lbs
>sports coupe is two grown ass men heavier

wtf is happening.

They're determined to make these so incredibly pig fat to the point that the 5.0 will always spank them huh? lmao

Interior is pretty damn nice though. Easily better than the shit BMW, Audi, and Mercedes are putting out lately.

>>28562172 (OP)
>6 cylinders
>$52,000
>4,800 pounds

>weighs as much as a v8 truck
>as
>much
>as
>a
>v8
>truck

Lmao

>>28562953
Are you fucking retarded? The fucking OP is about how heavy the pig is, I am answering the fucking question, you dumb retard gorilla nigger.

>>28563095
If you want a light little namby-pamby car go get a Miata or a BRZ. Then you can stop whining like a little bitch.

>>28563100
>Doubles down on retardation

>>28563104
>cry about a car you don't own and probably can't afford, or even drive
>call other people retarded

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your 2014 Charger with 180k miles when you save up for it.

>>28562953
>>28563100
no offense but you sound like an idiot.

>>28563109
Not that anon you've been bickering with but I would never get anything so fat black and slow.

>>28562172 (OP)
A thousand pounds heavier than the RWD Tesla Model 3, 500 pounds heavier than the Model 3 Performance.
Both of which were intentionally designed with cheaper and heavier parts.

It's fucking weight means that any V8 would be far too expensive. Should have trimmed the fat so they could shove a 5.7 in

>>28562172 (OP)
Huh? How does a car with a smaller engine weigh the same as the larger-engine previous generation? Couldn’t they have cut down on the weight a bit more so the car actually gets better performance???

Did they decide to add lead to the frame or what?

>>28562366
>>28562370
I think you got them mixed up, he's talking about the ev charger there.

>>28563359
So you want to take the heavy car and basically cripple it with a anemic sub 400hp V8.

>>28564140
>400hp
>Anemic

>>28563369
It's a twin turbo. It only weighs 40 lb less than a 5.7 hemi and the cars are now all AWD

>>28562172 (OP)
jesus christ did they forget to take the battery pack out

>>28562172 (OP)
Thicc

>>28564211
For a 4800lb car it fucking is. 5.7fags are delusional

>>28562172 (OP)
>4800~ lbs
https://youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0?si=50uzqzfRZkpTPevV

I test drove the electric charger. They're nice, I felt like I was the fuckin knight rider

>>28565428
The vast majority of newer sedans and cuckovers are 3200-3600 pounds and powered by 1.3-1.6t with 150 to 200hp or equivalent larger non turbo i4s.
For a base model
>sports
car 13:1 power ratio exceeds standard cars handily. It's also the same ratio a base model charger/challenger has.

Doesnt matter anyways because the new charger is i6tt, 420hp, with a big fat dick 2000-5000rpm torque curve. It'll be much faster than a FBO tuned 5.7 ever could.
Turbos and shit how do they work.

>>28562203
Weren’t they basically a mercedes chassis?

>>28565855
Yes they somehow used parts from the 90s Mercedes platform (recirculating ball steering - which at some point was changed to rack and pinion - but im not sure when), and the next gen early 2000s e class - but obviously shittier engines.

>>28562172 (OP)

lmao, that's 300lbs heavier than the fucking M8 Gran Coupe.

>>28563021
>Tablet stuck on dash, not even built in
>Digital gauges
>Shitty glowing red trim like some gay gaming mouse
>No physical controls for HVAC
>Lame electric parking brake
>Auto only
Absolutely pathetic. It's better than a new Mercedes or Audi, but that's not saying anything at all

>>28564277
Why would they make a challenger AWD? Isn't doing dumb rwd stuff the whole point?

>>28563070
That's just the equivalent of $5,907 in 1969 or $35,000 in 2010. Inflation is just bad, not necessarily the price of this car. Average Charger MSRP in 2010 was $31,385

>>28565931
so u don't slippy if u go on a dirt road or in winter
>rwd
>rear wheels lose traction
>oops u r stuck

>>28562172 (OP)
oh lawd he comin'

I hate this body line crease and how it's two separate lines instead of the actual front to back swoop of a coke-bottle Mopar, and now you have to look at it, too.

>>28563369
>smaller engine
Inline-6 engines are usually huge. They're the longest engine available in most applications, though in recent history they've gotten a lot smaller. Not sure how this one tips the scales

Stellantis claims the i6 only weights 445lbs but that's horseshit. No way the car is over 4,300lbs without the engine. I genuinely don't see how that's possible. It's huge but not THAT huge.

>2.2 tons
zaaamn you put 2 healthy sized™ american adults inside and you're exceeding the legal weight limit in yurope

>>28566004
The chally isn't supposed to be a practical grocery getter for people who don't know how to drive a red car. It's supposed to be for burnouts and donuts. AWD ruins it

>>28566023
The whole design is hideous. I don't understand how they thought anyone would buy this. Even if it had a proper hemi in it, I wouldn't want one because it looks so shit.

>>28566030
The ev battery weighs nearly 1400 pounds supposedly. It's often said EV drive systems weigh less than a comparable ICE.
The 880re is also just another zf8 so if we call the motor+trans 650 pounds and do some math...

5770 - 1355 = 4415
4415 + 650, - 4815 = 250
4415 - 250 = no battery, no ev, no i6, no gearbox (but with awd components) bare platform weight is 4165 pounds.

>>28566055
Fucking SUV all-wheel drive system

>>28566038
it's switchable, like a truck.

>>28566055
>empty charger weighs as much as a 5.7 challenger
Bro lmao wtf.

Side by side view of the two, but the wide angle doesn’t give you a good impression of just how much larger the Sad Cat is.

I personally like the design and size - the rear seats are first class. They were best in class in the Chally for a two door and now are even better. Of course it will be heavy being wider and longer than the majority of the SUVs.

If you're used to driving a truck, the size and weight of this will be just fine. I'm looking forward to driving the ultimate pussy getter.

5000 pound vehicle with a 5.2 inch ground clearance.
I have to buy a lowpro 3ton jack now to have the lift height to fit my good 2 1/2 ton stands.
Thanks Europe!

>>28566354
This is as heavy as a 1500 but only has 2 doors, no bed, and doesn't have a V8. I don't have a problem with heavy vehicles when the weight makes sense, but why would I buy a coupe that weighs as much as a truck, is going to drive like a truck, but doesn't have a V8 like a truck

>>28566468
It looks great.
Passenger room is exceptional.
Liftback makes the cargo area very practical. (inb4 but much 2x4s!!! muh drywall)
It makes lesser men seethe.
Sluts are going to love it.

>>28566696
you'll get cucked by some nog in a 5.7 Challenger with no mods

>>28566031
I used to work with someone who was 870lbs. It was frightening how much food she'd eat in the course of a work day. She's apparently even fatter now.

>>28562172 (OP)
>Sixpack
Muscle does weight more than fat, I suppose...

>>28566803
rofl typical Amerkan copium

but no cap i would want one if it was reliable (I doubt it, it takes retarded Americunts 20+ model years making the same shit to fix basic flaws)

>>28562172 (OP)
>>28566320
I miss the distinctive headlights

>>28566731
how? 5.7s are slow as fuck

>>28562172 (OP)
A six-cylinder charger was $30,000 a few years ago, and now it's over $50,000. Just let the car market collapse already, stop buying new cars.

>>28567045
Easy to mod to have 600 hp.

>>28567071
Numbnuts, it's roided on turbos, not the same as a normal NA 6 cylinder

>>28567130
Should've had a V8.

>>28566696
It doesn't look great. It looks significantly worse than the previous generation, like it's been neutered. Women don't like coupes, especially not if you have to explain "well it isn't really a V8 but actually straight sixes are very good...". It's just a stupid car

>>28567158
Soon

>>28567085
>With no mods
375 horse is not enough to move a 4800lb land yacht
>J..Just mod it cuz
The hurricane makes 550 in stock form and will likely produce 700+ without having to replace the bottom end like you have to do with the 5.7
>muh v8
The 6.2 and 6.4 exist and they're leagues above the 5.7

>>28565757
Lol 13:1... don't tell these fatties theyre getting btfo by miatas at that point yet can't do anything but stoplight ---race---

>>28567045
Women don't need speed, autismo

>>28567167
>imagine thinking women are interested in specs or even know what a V8 is

>>28567736
>thinking women don't remember the sound of their dad's truck growing up

>>28570887
This is like saying that women dont remember the feel of their dad's/uncle's cock growing up

This is a real scatpack.

>>28572210
NOOOOOO you're supposed to sell that and buy a $50,000 inline-6 that weighs 5,000lbs and sounds like shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy shit these weigh more than my body on frame V8 sedan.

>>28572045
sorry you got molested anon

>>28562172 (OP)
Size + compromises from having to share chassis with a full on BEV. The Charger was never going to be lightweight

>>28572385
Looking good, fren

>>28573409
>trees with no leaves

You're brown

"B.. B... BUT I took the photo in fall"..
What a brown fag.

>>28572385
this but buy a pentastar and take a zero off that price (and it sounds like sex)

>>28573416
literally the most impotent seething i have yet seen from you, buttplug

>>28573416
What are you even mad about anon

>>28573421
>Buy a rentastar
LOL
LMAO, even.

>>28573421
Pentastar sounds crazy good for what it is
Sounds better than the fucking Hurricane

>they spent BILLIONS (not millions) engineering and producing a piece of shit inline-6 engine that still has numerous problems
>to build this, they discontinued an existing DOHC V6 already putting out 300hp NA when they could just forge the internals and slap turbochargers on it and instantly have a VR38DETT.
>the cost of the Hurricane-6 production is so high that it puts the 5.7L hemi to shame, which was more expensive to produce than the Pentastar.
>the Pentastar was not only vastly cheaper to make, but would have made more power
I want to choke someone at Stellantis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2_B_0s4kuo

>>28574327
Yep

>>28562172 (OP)
Fucking kek
How did they make an inline 6 weigh as much as a plaid?

>>28562378
They will be E-waste before then

>>28573433
is this Dauphine in southern Alabama? I was there not long ago

>>28574947
You have patrician taste and a good eye. If you see that charger anywhere between nola and DI it’s probably me

>>28574956
Beautiful beach for sure. The island was flooded bad when I went though.
Also not particularly a dodge guy but I can't hate on a scat that isn't being operated by melanated hands.

>>28566023
This part is literally taken from OG 68-70 mopars.