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>>50722893018 hours since fighting began, no response from Iran so far
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>Israel continues to launch airstrikes, now focused on targeting missile silos and air bases>Most of Iran's chain of command killed or missing in the initial strike>Nuclear facilities and nuclear scientists assassinated>Israel says the campaign will take weeksโถNews:
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dumb houti goatfuckers hit palirats again lol
Gosh, I wish I was Jewish
>>507233970 (OP)fuck you for posting white "bread"
>>507234080what did turkey even do?
>>507233970 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8wnqPQoPF4
>>507233970 (OP)So this is Iran surrendering?
>>507234090convenient
Any morality which is based on "I'm always right" is no morality
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>>507233970 (OP)>we are winning...>please negotiate with us>please...>we will raise the white flag of total submission over the mosque of the shia saint zain bitizi
Meanwhile, all the junk dealers in Jordan and Saudi Arabia are making bank selling scraps and offering scrap futures contracts.
can;t wait for the iranian response in 2 weeks
>>507234070Yoooo! When did you come back? Remember when we laughed at lilโ /chip/pies all day?
>>507234228>replying to bait
>>507234080Jews control the world.
>That's a conspiracy theory!
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1933565524887380230
This enrages and confuses the Iranian
bet you Iran will respond tomorrow during Trumps parade
I hate to admit it, but I can confirm something is going down.
Satellites are showing large scale troop maneuvers all throughout Iran, most are concentrating north east near Iraq.
>>507233970 (OP)The campaign won't take weeks. I predict it will end within a week, Iran is going to crumble from the inside when it becomes apparent they can't even get a solid footing to hurt Israel even slightly. Regime change will happen and it'll be recorded as one of Israel's greatest victories. The rest of the middle east will begrudgingly bow to Israel. That's the reality goys - welcome to the new age.
>no response from Iran
fake news
they raised flags and wore rings
>>507233970 (OP)>Persia Israel General>Pisrael GeneralThe memes write themselves.
>pride festival cancelled in Tel-Aviv
gay bros........
>https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/1933559787574173996
I wonder what kind of radioactivity this leaks
>>507234384>Iran responds to being bombedwhy is this surprising?
>>507234384the news is saying that they may retaliate against Saudi kek
>>507234228Please understand, his whole people have genetic damage that's caused mass schizophrenia over dozens of generations.
They're fucking insane, and I don't even think they can help it. They just think that way and lack the capacity to feel shame over acting on that belief.
Do you people actually want Iran and Israel to start killing each other?
>>507233970 (OP)WE NEED LIVESTREAMS
and milkers
Fall in Palestinian village following launch from Yemen
>Fall in Palestinian village following launch from Yemen
LOL the Houthis bombed their retarded brothers in the West Bank
>>507234386>begrudginglyThe Sauds are over the moon about this, what do you mean?
Israel is the best attack dog ever
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>>507234302came back? i never went away
>>507234517No, I want the IRI government to collapse
>>507234370Bet you Iran is already over just like Syria and Lebanon. There is simply no excuse for them keeping their key military personnel out in the open weeks after Israel has been openly saying they're going to attack. It's pure stupidity.
arabs are such pussies dude
how does iran even redeem itself at this point? if the regime survives, it'll just be another syria that wont last very long.
>>507234197Iran will do what it has always done which is some terrorist fuckery in a proxy country
>>507234517i look forward to listening to Donald explain why Israel needs 100k US troops and 500 gorillion dollars but Ukraine can still go fuck itself
>>507234545i hope they managed to get a few palirats
WHY DO THEY ATTACK US ACHMED????
>>507234384May we see those satellite images?
>>507234517Total middle east depopulation, leave the region to the goats and sheep
>>507234545HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>507234080Wow they control more than i thought. I thought half of those countries hated Israel lol
>>507234370Back off, leaf. Cucks aren't allowed.
How long was Iran's response time from the previous Israeli strikes?
>>507234517Arab armies supporting Israel is possibly the only way to trigger open revolts in those countries
>>507234657Russia is a real danger unlike Iran.
>>507234517what the fuck would prompt you to ask something like that? We're all radical pacifists here.
>>507234564Yes they're happy Iran is getting it's shit kicked in, but they still don't like the Israelis. None of the Muslims do, they keep the peace because they're too weak to do anything about Israel with US backing.
>>507234517Israel specifically and jews in general are a parasite killing my country in many ways. Yes I want the whole country of Israel wiped out and all jews to not exist anymore. It's not going to happen but that's my wish.
>>507234626Yeah it's over for them. I mean they have mudslime IQ, what do you expect?
>>507233970 (OP)Just woke up, went to bed right after salami was killed. Any updates?
Bibi! Bomb Khrag island and my life is yours!
>>507234779I agree
even Russia is not such a danger as previously thought, the only complicating factor is they have nukes and they might sperg and do something they can't take back, particularly once Putin eventually leaves
>>507234517No, I want Iran to start killing Israel.
>>507234797>they still don't like the IsraelisObjectively untrue, Israelis and Jews in general are popular in the Gulf
>>507234486>scorpions sting
>>507234834For Palestine? Sure.
>>507234657Israel doesn't need US troops, they're doing very well without them
>>507232723What in my post that implied that I think Alexander liked Persia?
My point was that he would eb shocked that this filthy rootless tribe has a country now (it had to be given to them, Alex), and shocked that the giant that once was Persia is now in its current state of impotence.
Israel doesn't even have to play shadow warfare anymore, they can openly bomb whoever and still get support from "the free world"
>>507234834>launch missile at jews>hit arabs insteadEveryone makes mistakes
>>507234834Reminds me of this palestinian in the west bank who got mauled by a falling iranian missile booster
Yemeni missile just blasted a kike settlement in the west bank, or close to it.
>>507234517Yes. How could you tell?
>>507234953I heard that they are bombing seven countries right now. Is this true?
>>507234891Nothing major, Israel has been bombing Iran all day long, lots of missile silos and air bases hit non stop since they first began bombing last night.
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>axies of resistance
>kills more arabs than jews
Good riddance.
>>507234703The only countries that didn't take the 30 pieces of silver were Syria and Libya. Maybe Iraq too but idk Saddam was a schizo who attacked Iran earlier on
>>507234386The hardliners in Iran are rallying around Khamenei right now. It isn't over yet.
>>507234891No, the drones they launched all got shot down of course and they got hit more by israel.
Its going to be a bit before a real response since they got buck broken, like blowing up saudi oil refineries.
>>507234994random Palestinian village bombed, thatโll show israel
Israeli National Security Council chief in an interview with Channel 12: "There will be a response from Iran - difficult days ahead, there will be casualties"
>>507234070I guess they had too much khat before the launch, lol.
>>507235086>Syria and Libya. Maybe Iraq tooLol literally the shittiest most backward countries
The only way Iran could do any serious damage to Israel is in a ground war, just because Iran has 9-10x the population
>>507234953anyone who criticizes is an antisemite! You don't want to be antisemitic do you anon?
>>507235183Difficult weeks ahead*
>>507234834i wonder if we will get more such kino
>>507235072The butcher of Yemen say what now?
>>507234953It's depressing that Israel mass murders children and their most powerful supporters are literal faggots who have pride parades. If God is real he's going to punish us severely for this one day.
>>507234989worst luck ever
Im coping to myself that Iran is preparing the big response but I know I'm lying.
not a single air siren on any Israel cam another nothingburger iran won't do shit
Its dark now in Iran, airstrikes in Tehran still continuing, also reported in Isfahan.
>>507234994lol, the lies and cope kek
Honestly shocked at the lack of Iranian response.
The attacks weren't a total surprise, not really, yet they still haven't responded in the slightest. By this point Iran usually has had some kinetic action to show strength. Perhaps there is internal division inside the regime.
apparently commander of the ''Quds'' corps Esmail Cunny was killed, may he burn in hell
>noooo you can't say that!
>After joining the Quds Force, Qaani started military operations in eastern Iran that helped facilitate support for the (((Northern Alliance))) in it's battles against Taliban
death to shia dogs
>>507233970 (OP)>*builds decades of air defense and long range missile systems*>*sees clear evidence and manner of decapitation strikes with Hezbollah*>*has ample warning*>*loses entire military in ten minutes with no counter casualties inflicted*>*enemy achieves air superiority within five minutes*what's Shiism like actually?
>>507234953I blame "holier than thou" protestants gringoyim, they ended up being really degenerate and consequently blackmailed by jews
>>507235223Assad and Gaddafi were good rulers, but there's only so much you can do when your citizens are all inbred goatfuckers
>>507235255tranny-slate please
>>507234907Won't happen, American won't allow it unless Iran attacks Saudi and Qatari oil deposits
>>507235315what is all that flashing shit in the air?
>>507235315Kino af
This is what Iran deserves for hurting doggos
>>507235364their missile launch sites got hit by israeli drones launched from within iran
>>507235425Assad was an objectively dogshit ruler, thatโs why he lost, nobody wants to fight when theyโre a poor retard
>>507235366They are actually retarded. I'm saying that if they took IQ tests they would score 75 IQ or below.
Smoke rising from Mehrabad airport in Tehran
>>507235381>gringoyimthat's a new one
>>507235315Man I love watching munitions in the dark
>>507235425No they weren't lmaoo
>>507235255Digits fren and how are you doing? Still no Sephardic gf for me. Did find out a few of my classmate are accidental zionists and hate sandniggers
>>507235470Iraq has a Shia majority population though, and they were elected
Sunnis are the goodest goy slaves on the planet, they make us look good
>>507235470Joulani should the funniest thing and invade
>>507235532whats this from?
>>507235499Let me guess: he's sleeping in a big red bed in the center of a circular room open to the night sky surrounded by flashing red lights and a huge neon sign that says "Supreme Leader Sleeps Here" with a big arrow pointing at his bed.
Assad was a sadistic torturer
Baathists are scum
I'd like to curb stomp y you
>>507235463These retards think they can shoot down 5th gen fighter jets with WW2 era AA guns
>>507234657>>507234779>China is the real danger>but it's too hard, let's defeat Russia first>Trump chickened out, ok let's do Iran that seems easier>Israel has to do it because Trump is a complete pussy>China is watching and learning
>>507235255Lmao how could I forget this
>>507234517Iโm so bored anon all of these โhappeningsโ are lame I just want something to happen I donโt even care what side wins anymore
>>507235634jeesus h christ
>>507234545>>507234678>>507235147>>507235237So this general is the /ugh/ tranny take on the conflict?
>>507235532Are these Arabs who live in Iran or what is this
>>507235439stop giving mossad ideas
>>507235613Not sure, some oil state like Qatar or something I think. It's an old webm, 8+ years at least, and appears to just be a lightshow in the desert at night. I presume they were using up old ammo that was getting replaced or something, but it's just a guess.
>>507235555>Sunnis are the goodest goy slaves on the planet, they make us look goodI hate Sunnis almost as much as I hate trannykikes
>>507235366It's definitely solidifying the perception that muslims, regardless of sect, are almost completely incapable of waging any kind of war requiring advanced planning and technology.
>>507235366Their entire military is based on Muslim fuedal nonsense rather than actual merit and ability. They bought the trash from Russia and China and paid top dollar for it. Iran is the biggest fucking paper tiger of our generation, at least Russia can fight.
>>507235139Everybody has proxy forces. Show me the map of Israel bombing seven sovereign nations.
>>507235499i doubt he is at his home, and some nigger from our government said he is not on the target list, but seeing as we are buttfucking Iran with no lube maybe we will take him out for shits and giggles
>>507235711Ukrainians are actual nazis
>>507235735see
>>507235783Might've been UAE, even.
Night skyline over Tehran
Iran is only good at killing girls without a burqa
>>507235738WE ARE TO WEAK TO FIGHT THE JEWS IN PALESTINE!!
>>507235711I doubt anyone supports Israel, but Iran is being incompetent as fuck right now.
>>507235470Yes brothers. Prepare. Do not fight, wait until it's your turn
>>507235555>Iraq has a Shia majority population thoughthey don't, that's a lie that was pushed by your government to trick the world into recognizing the Shia puppet regime they installed
without Iran the shiites will lose Iraq quickly, sunnis will pull a Syria and the Iraqi kurds will wash their hands quickly from Iran and retake back Kirkuk
>>507235635Israel is doing it with jets and bombs we gave them using US satellite and other intelligence and the entire Pentagon helping them coordinate and they are defended by US jets from bases in the region. Israel is not doing anything on their own.
had a dream a few days ago that I was in a ice cream shop and they had a flavour called "War" which was the same colours of the Iranian flag
>>507235470Guess it's about time for ISIS season 2. Expect footage of Shias getting beheaded and Sunnis getting hanged upside town and burned alive.
>>507235551based, i hope PVV (or was it VVD? to much Vs, the based one with Greet) will grow in the coming elections and the muslim lowers fail to setup a globohomo government
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>>507235867what the fuck is that?
>>507235883Iran is much more pathetic than any other Muslim country combined.
The nuclear facility in Natanz, after the Israeli attack.
>>507235463Self destruct timers on AA shells that prevent you from committing fratricide. Seems a bit too advanced for Iran to have such weaponry desu.
>>507235711this is what a general looks like before the turbo autists arrive and insist on dividing threads so that everyone agrees with each other and noone makes them have bad thoughts
its called free speech :^)
>>507235867Have they formally declared war yet? All they do is pussy around with "w-well, me think this Israeli attack is a declaration of war!"
>>507235986the night skyline over Tehran retarded rat
>>507235883The Muslim cries out in pain as he commits atrocities
Old schoolfriend who lives in Shahriah texted me he saw large ICBM style mobile missle launchers going towars Kordezar as he an his family were driving to the airport, he's going to Turkey tonight.
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>white /pol/ retards are so far into the brainwashing they are calling the subhumans in iran, persians
BWAHAHHHHAHAHAAHHA
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ffs can something happen already? I dont want to keep working
Why has Iran talked so much shit when they are this weak? I get why trump called those faggots that got captured by them traitors. They have no way to stop anything from happening to them lol.
you know whats funny, they do all this crazy stuff to try and hit israel.. but all they would have to do is fire shit load of guns towards israel 24/7 and it would work. the bullets' would carry from Lebanon.. nothing could stop it
>>507236090that jew isn't saying anything useful
>>507235470If all you mudshits weren't such weak pathetic cowards you would unite against this common enemy you now face. If you do not, they will do to you the same they are doing to Iran.
Smoke is seen rising from the thousand pink gaping asholes of revenge!
>>507235996Why are Turks such two faced bastards?
>>507235761>"The Talmud tells "Yeah, I believe it.
>>507236061Holy shit, an ICBM just flew over my house
AA guns firing over Tehran
Khamenei to adress the nation soon
General is shit. Tons of bots, basically /uhg/ rebranded but too low effort and retarded to even have links to pozzed sources in op and just twatter links. What the fuck even is this shit.
>>507234953Turns out that international rule of law is just as much of a joke as anything else.
>>507234152Provided the watermelon the nigger american soldiers ate while on break
>>507235634the flak is more of a threat than most of their missile systems to be honest
you can't shoot down flak, can only hope to not be in the area its popping off in by using speed
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>>507236008I wanted a taste but was woken up by a barking dog outside my window
>>507236142Muslims must be cowards. I supported Gaza but this is making me change my views. Imagine starting shit with USA and Israel and Europe constantly but you actually have 0 defenses.
>>507236142Australian discovers artillery
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LOL, those paliniggers got hit by the actual missile, i read somewhere it hit some palirat kids, those little rats are a MAGNET for rockets
>>507236172He knows after Iran Turkey is next
Erdogan is easily couped
>>507236090>not looknerkys
>>507236260>Posted from Hamtramck
Nasrallah-esque speech incoming
>>507236294Kek they knew it's gonna hit a Palestinian village so they didn't launch an interceptor
>>507236323Thoughts on gallant nazis?
>>507236103the modern west is so embarrassing to be part of
>>507236419He is going to raise another flag.
>>507236265>https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/flak-cannons-could-pose-huge-threat-f-35-94646
>>507236433What colour flag will he unveil???
>>507236265Flak can't even remotely reach the altitude of fighter jets, F-15/35's are flying at 45,000 feet ~15km's. Even the most heavy aa guns have a ceiling of 10kms. They are trying to shoot incoming rockets at best.
>>507235921Yeah I think also the years of bombing Syria by thirteen different airforces did help. Even after Assad fell, IDF made sure nothing in the way of airdefense assets remained, they cared to take out even the old SA-75 systems and probably any remaining german 88 mm guns from World War 2. It showed to be useful this morning when their refuelers could operate over Syria unopposed at daylight.
>>507236294MUH AXIES OF RESISTANCE SAAR.
my phone is fucking beeping again with "GET IN THE SHELTER!"
>>507236433Here it comes! The address of Revenge!
>>507236484He'll likely explode live on TV at this rate.
>>507236294Imagine being the radar guy in israel seeing missile sent from Yemen go straight into Palestine
>>507236509White flag of please stop attacking us because we have no defenses.
Have any more supremely impactful artifacts and attire pieces been flaunted by the Iranian elites?
>>507236536probably head into a shelter, frendo
those houthi rockets are unpredictable if nothing else
>>507235634If you know which direction they are coming from and put up a solid wall of lead... its not an effective defense but I can understand doing it if you have nothing else
>>507235287>If God is real he's going to punish us severely for this one day.This is His punishment, no other way to see it
Even Jesus implied we were in hell
I hate israel but iran is pathetic
>>507236521Yes altitude of course, flak is good for drones and cruise missiles.
The article I linked is a good read about it by informed people.
>>507235978The PVV is the based one, he made a fucking retarded move last week by totally not voting in an immigration plan that he wanted. But the polling seems good, the entire country supports his policy and even the youth tend to vote for the PVV and the FvD (far right party less friendly to Israel even thought their ideological and political leader is married to a jewess). There is a lot of hope here, even the left parties that wants to merge into one party can barely get that since a big portion of Labour wants nothing to do with the greens. Hope everything is going great on your end!
just got alerts to stay near a shelter, Irannigers are finally doing something?
The Home Front Command has instructed residents across Israel to remain close to shelters until further notice
Retaliation incoming?
>>507236536I remember the way the shelters smell, like mildew, bleach and dust, I remember the paintings on the walls for the kids, how dark it was. A
>>507235986Iran is spamming anti-aircraft artillery. The small explosions are where the shells burst, hoping that an Israeli plane will be in the vicinity at that moment.
Khamenei to speak soon.
>>507236536I think nothing will happen, it will be a rehash of April last year. Iran will cry to the UN instead.
>>507236228It's not funny. If Iran nukes Israel then the US probably will launch ICBM's, then you wont be laughing as they fly over your house while you crap you pants and rush to Wallmart for the last tin of chillibeans.
Got another alert from the home front command, basically saying to stay vigilant and be in the vicinity of a shelter
>>507234581Revelation 2:9
>>507236531Jews are very obviously and openly taking over the world, slowly, and still if you talk about it everyone comes down on you calling you a nazi anti-semite.
>>507236419>prerecorded from some deep bunkeryep
>>507236568Oh man...it's going to be so fucking lame. I honestly feel super sad for the Iranians right now.
>Iran cant hit the Israeli leadership because they are in a super bunker or something like that
Have they tried throwing a handful of nickles down the street just outside the bunker?
>>507236580Israel should bomb him when he starts talking. Likes what the point in waiting anymore if you let him live hell just start working on nukes again. Think about this he is apparently capable of having nukes but he doesn't have anyway to stop attacks lol. Iran is a joke.
>>507236683I've never been in a shelter. Every time there're air sirens or incoming missiles I keep shitposting to relax.
>>507236061On what road exactly are they moving (asking for a friend)
>>507236433>inb4 kikes bomb him too
>>507236172That fucking cuck is not a fervent advocate of anything against pissrael. He has no balls and won't do shit but flap his labia
>*smacks lips*
>YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA HUUUUUUUUSSEIN
>LOOORD OF DEM RAAAAAAANGS
>RANGS OF REVENGE
>flag raises
So Iran cucked out again eh? If they didn't immediately blow the fuck out of the kikes, it's never going to happen becuse according the joo balls mossad is already deep inside Iran and all their military leaders died. Have to hand it to the kikes... Only possible way they can be destroyed is if the US attacks them and we know that's never going to happen. We're in the doomed time line and it's quite literally joever.
>>507234953America is literally supporting "le evil aggressor" now, I wonder what the consequences will be for the ukrainian narrative
>>507236672HOLY FUCK A IRANIAN REACTION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IDF video shows destruction of Iranian missiles being prepared to launch
>>507236727>cope 9:11>>507236667>their ideological and political leader is married to a jewesssephardi or ashkenazi?
iran scrambling to ban all social media lmao
>>507236146he called the strike before it happened
>>507236721Iran can't even stop anything from hitting whatever targets. They aren't nuking anyone. Israel isn't going to solve this because it's the gift that keeps giving. He will run his mouth and a couple generals will get missiled for it that's all that will happen.
>>507236794I lived in Kiryat Hayovel during the 1st Gulf war, yes I'm an old fag.
>>507236731>and still if you talk about it everyone comes down on you calling you a nazi anti-semite.Less today than at any point in my life, it seems. The mask-off thing has turned a LOT of neutral people off, I'd wager a significant majority feel the same way.
>>507236766Iran is a joke and I enjoy seeing Muslims get btfo but it doesn't mean simpinv for Israel is acceptable.
Relish in the destruction of both.
>>507236645took me 5 seconds lol
>>507234989Crazy how his bones just turn to jelly. At least it was instant and painless
niggas getting their ass beat
>>507236895Happening fr? Samson option innevitable?
>>507236721Israel is doing this because they know they aren't going to get nuked.
>>507236891Ashkenazi. But he is mega right wing, so no leftist jingoism/turn coats. Also he posted this map on one of his videos about the Gaza war (he kinda disapproves of sending more migrants). See what I see? ;)
>>507236731>>507236933Lol you won't do shit little brown cucks
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>>507233970 (OP)new on this thread, any good memes so far?
ONLY 3 MISSILES HAHAHAHAHHHAHA
>>507236818>So Iran cucked out again eh?They currently have nothing to respond with other than terrorists. All their above ground ballistic missiles have been destroyed, and the entrances to the bunkers where the rest are stored have as well. Protecting them underground is pointless if you cant get them out when you need them.
>>507236833"America is righteously supporting Israel carry out preemptive self defense strikes against the terrorist regime in Iran"
So, no consequences, and possibly an emergency Congressional bill to give $100 billion emergency aid to Israel.
Ukraine? What is that? Israel is under attack!
>>507236932>I'm an old fagWhat advice do you have for a 26yo white man?
>>507236907Israel called the strike before it happened. They've been saying for weeks they're going to strike Iran.
>>507236934Neither will be destructed. Israel will gain support though because nobody likes weakness like the Iranians are proving to be. Iran is necessary to keep around because they are not a threat but they can tell us how threatening they are.
OH MERIFUL ALLAH PLEASE GUIDE THE MISSILES
Iran just sitting there taking it like the cuck chair
>>507236833zero.
Most normies do not care about International Politics
>>507234953Yep, and now we are gonna see another wave of "muh based Israelis" all over the internet.
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fake or real?
>>507237039>I can only see three missiles in this twatter screenshot>therefore there are only three missiles
What did they tell each other?
>>507237028Bot needs calibration
>>507237039>>507237076No alerts so far for me
>>507237081Ditto
>>507236932And for a 26 year old Jewish boy living in the Netherlands? Am law student!
>>507237051There's some in the air rn you idiot.
I went to sleep last night after the drones got launched, knowing they would get shot down.
Did they launch any missiles with the drones last night?
Or is this there first missile launch?
>>507237076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4Qj6YDt4E
we'll see
>>507236891Yo can I know why youre such a little piece of shit? Youre ALL extremely aggitated on the inside and aggressive. Calm down already
>>507237039>inb4 they fall in the middle of the desert or on some arab's head
>>507236433>"OK guys, I changed my mind. Akshually the prophet said you gotta make peace with your enemies, so I declare that we recognize the state of Israel now, and will sell all our Uranium to them at market price".
>>507236536>my phone is fucking beeping again with "GET IN THE SHELTER!"4 min ago:
IDF Spokesperson:
The Home Front Command has now instructed residents throughout the country to remain in close proximity to the protected areas. Movement in the area should be reduced and gatherings should be avoided. Upon receiving the alert, one should enter the protected area and remain there until further official notice.
>>507237163>This is how you bomb a nation
>>507236433"People of Iran, on a brighter note, we will be in the Guinness Book of World Records as "Biggest Pussy on Earth. Inshallah!!"
>>507237160NOT EVEN 5 OR 6 JUST 3 GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>507234517At this point I have to hope Iran has some capacity to end or severely cripple the state of Israel? What else could I hope for, except perhaps that the Second Coming is tomorrow?
>>507237159They probably mean their reactors are about to blow up
>>507234332>locals in bumfuck nowhere in Iran know what what an "early warning radar installation" is
>>507237159Real. I'm the uranium in the bomb.
>>507237159Lol iran nukes themselves so they can say Israel didn't. That's how they win!
>>507237163>see bro you can bomb civilians it's ok
>>507237039>>507237159>The americans only sent one bomber, hahaha
>>507236891Sooner or later, you lot are on borrowed time. Aleph Tav beckons you at the plain of Meggido.
Nimrod ain't shit.
>>507237163Putin said please don't hit Iran.
Response was fuck off you little man. Click.
>>507237186Limit screen time and don't watch porn. You'll meet your dream girl either in class or shul. Delete dating aps unless for hookups
>>507236722see
>>507236061Just go to the shelter.
>>507236797No idea, presumably the road between the two areas???
>>507237276hopefully they are tipped with nuclear warheads and heading for tel aviv
The Leader of the Islamic Revolution's televised message to the Iranian nation will be broadcast in a few minutes.
>>507236952>>507236952>>507236952
>>507233970 (OP)>/pig/BTW, Abstaining from eating pork makes you crazy.
There are a lot of examples:
Vegans
Muslims
Jews
Perhaps pork meat contains something necessary for human brain development.
>>507237163>fuck hohols?>fuck hohols.>cool,bye>bye fren
Underground ballistic missile facility near Andimeshk hit moments ago. Lots of secondary explosions visible.
By the time Iran decides to retaliate it may not have any missiles left.
>>507237346Thanks fren <3 any more advice?
>>507236419Israel I hate you guys but why don't you just kill this guy already? You could just send a missile directly to wherever his speech ifs at and end this.
>>507236867It seems like Iran has them completely by the balls and will destroy any missile rolled out with impunity. Zero ballistic missile launches from Iran so far. Ummah bros?
>>507236895barack fag grazed over dumb
>>507237394We didn't need a seperate thread for that you stupid argie
>>507237163>You see Bibi it all started with the Canaanites and their war of aggression..
is this confirmed? seeing no other report this
kinda have to respect how he just keeps on winning
Israel has already called Iran's bluff over and over again. This isn't the Iran of the 1980s which had fanatics willing to clear minefields with their bodies. This as Iran that has grown cosmopolitan and weak, after years of funding proxy groups to do their dirty work and relentless embargoes sapping its strength economically and therefore militarily. "Iran in the other direction" is the name of the game-when Israel attacked Hezbollah, "Iran away". When Assad's regime fell, "Iran and fled." abandoning decades of investment building up Syria as a forward operating base. Iran had built up an entire network of entities and stronghold across the middle east to eventually encircle Israel and Saudi Arabia--it's all gone now. I wouldn't be surprised if they're in for a color revolution and the Ayatollah is removed from power at this rate
>>507236672>just got alerts to stay near a shelter, Irannigers are finally doing something?your town Haifa is about to get enema'd
>>507237456if they kill the ayatollah it would be hilarious
>>507237456I'll actually kneel if they get him
>>507236536What did Netanyahu mean with "stock up on food, you may have to spend a longer time in the shelters than you are used to".
Are they expecting Iran to send chemical weapons or dirty bombs that contaminate the area?
>>507237428There's a lot to be said for the bacon double cheeseburger.
>>507235287Yea bud it's in Revelation
>>507237468Never kill a non threat that pretends to be threatening. They can use how he threatens them to get more USA money for nothing.
>>507237521It's night time in Iran. This may be from earlier
>>507236536the nigger who suggested the alert sound should this fucking unstopable shrill in the style of muttmerican emergency broadcasts should be hanged and recircumsized
>>507237525Do you also feel respect for someone when they stomp on ants?
>>507235821leave someone alive who can sign the peace treaty
>>507237630Reminded me I need my annual foreskin trim
>>507237662might is right
Tel Aviv has just been nuked
>>507236721>rush to Wallmart for the last tin of chillibeans.Just went to the gas station, no queues, fuel price hasn't even gone up yet.
>>507234070Second time in a row theyโve done this. Unlucky.
>>507237163Who is this goofball?
Just some shittweeter or an official Bagdad Bob type?
>>507237617Yeah but don't they want to make "Greater Israel" or some shit? Iran has proven to be pathetic cucks so why not end this now and take over?
>>507237595Man...that's even worse than what I was expecting. A pre-recorded message, really? Holy shit, this guy is fucking done.
>>507237391Keep coping Ahmed.
>Anne Frank's 96th birthday
>Israel starts war with Iran
What did (((they))) mean by this?
>>507237159It's fake, the IRGC doesn't have any affiliated channel on twitter.
>>507236721>It's not funny. If Iran nukes Israel then the US probably will launch ICBM's, then you wont be laughing as they fly over your house while you crap you pants and rush to Wallmart for the last tin of chillibeans.extreme fun incoming
Happening cancelled already? getting sleepy, this better not turn into a nothingburger when I wake up tomorrow.
>>507234989I think he heard it coming, he looked up at the last second. What a cartoonish way to go out.
>>507236895Do we have a live stream for all the flags being hoisted up and down, follow up question, do they raise the butt plug of revenge?
>>507235364Half their top command dead, one of their enrichment sites blown to pieces, also it's Friday (Israel definitelty attacked on a Friday intentionally) which is their holy day. Maybe with a bit more time they'll scrap together their own Samson option, I feel like it should be obvious this is the beginning of a match to the death
>>507233970 (OP)attacking Iran was Israel's Operation Barbarossa.
I don't think the US will move if Iran fights back, that would make accomplices of what's happening in Gaza. Saudis are pussies and won't do shit. Maybe Syria will send canon fodder to protect their masters.
In my opinion they fucked up big time.
>>507234703Islam is hitch to Judaism, in the same way that Christian Zionist in the West are. They are all awaiting the creation of the Third Temple (and consequently their antiChrist). This is why all three groups, which are really one group (judeo-islamo-christians) all admit to and identify the real Christians, who are Catholics (and to lesser extent - because they are so insular and ineffectual - Orthodox Christians.
>>507237039in history books be sure they'll make it 3 billions
>>507235921If anything the public and quick execution of Irans leadership is a show of force to China and Russia. US intelligence is everywhere and it doesnโt advertise its presence unless absolutely necessary
>>507234913>Objectively untrue, Israelis and Jews in general are popular in the Gulflol... lmao... kek!! yes, they are real popular. i too am sure of that,
>>507238608>all admit to and identify the real Christians, who are Catholics, as their sworn enemy.Orthodoxy is irrelevant.
>>507234989hahahahaha ye
he prolly go thank you iran
>>507238458sure brownmed and or french commie, go back
>>507236061Youโre advertising that your presumably male friend is fleeing his country before a war starts. You gave origin and destination. This is a country known for focusing heavily on internet intelligence gathering
I mean thatโs a choice
>>507239083>siding with kikesyou go back, rabbi
>>507238856>IranObserver0Very legit Saar, 1000 IDF jets shot down by magical Iranian magic