>we will get the apc!
>we will get the seaf stratagem!
>we will get the nuke!
>we will get t6 upgrades!

>>514117136
no one will ever launch nuclear weapons anon

>>513868496
Sounds like someone had to get the Wendy's nigger to remake his Wednesday meal

>>536134926
>>536135240
>the character is doomed!
>the game is doomed!
>meanwhile, in reality:

>>535954631
>mongol: star dive

>>513420223
>seriously considering

>>513259076
>So what will 4chan do?

>>58115539
>You escorted it to one of the paramedics
>You allowed it mostly as you feared what would happen if you didn't
>The atmosphere felt like there was a gas leak and one spark would set if off
>You didn't feel like you could predict it next move
>Nobody did
>All the people surrounding you didn't help at all
>You felt more like one wrong move and a lot of people could get hurt
>Your and the captain's eyes met in confusion
>Once the Pokemon was escorted you went to him to explain the entire situation
>He didn't manage to get the requested soldiers nor the anti-material rifles
>In truth he didn't need them anymore as the Aggron was more or less pacified
>What he was more interested in was the "Pikachu" that was escorted to the paramedics
>You explained everything to him on the way there as he wanted to see and talk to it
>Unlike you he didn't show signs of fear
>Ignorance is bliss and all that
>Surprisingly enough he showed sings of fascination when talking with the Lucario
>The two figured out a plan to move the Aggron into a junkyard and the rest of the police went through with it with great success, even if the owner was let's just say dissatisfied with the turn of events
>But in a moment of inattention the Lucario dissapeared
>Some of your coleagues tried searching for it but gave no results
>You were tired on every level and felt like this whole day was a bad fever dream
>The captain clearly saw this so he offered to give me a ride home
>You weren't really able to deny his offer as your home was on the way to the police station and you were in no state to drive a car yourself
>On the road he asked for a favor in return
>Helping him with writing the raport about what has happened as he didn't know anything about the "Pikachu's"
>You accepted to help him to get even
>He dropped you off at your house
>You noticed the lawn was completely ruined, like if something went through it with a plow
>That was a problem for tomorrow you however

>>513012499

Juice is not worth the squeeze.

Cannot be arsed with much after spaffing

Shall be copping some R&R soonish

>retard with unreal backbling doesnt help his 3 teammates (only one other team is left alive) to go solo enemy team
>loses

>>2116590
Literally who?

>>512465794
>Trump vs Mexico

TACO vs Taco

Often times I go on /soc/ to add women and gays. They're dry and uninterested in any form of conversation, even though they type up a storm about feeling lonely themselves. I fucking hate these liars. I've made a few posts like that myself and only got added by such specimens.
I want to feel like someone cares.
There's only a singular, ONE. person that's nice, but i doubt it will last more than a month because my previous long term online friend just straight up deleted his account when he got a girlfriend.
Should I just get the bus ticket to the nearest city and talk to everyone on the street like some dumbass American?
I'm seething internally 24/7 because no one pays attention to me.

LIVE:
STEVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO7ciEO6c0g

>>511064016
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

>>510540194
No, but the hype around it, both here and in the media, is very clearly a hoax in that is astroturfed faggotry spammed by leftists to try and divide Trump's base. You've been doing it for over a decade at this point, and it's never once worked, which is why I'm confident it won't work this time, either. You're Charlie Brown going for the football. Just kill yourself already.

I'm going to note that down as nothing will happen

The game needs two instant kill assassin classes. Sniper cannot shoot Heavy and his Medic simultaneously, outside of comically rare Machina setups.

>>510347120
>omdat het elke kanker keer, hetzelfde is en er nooit iets gebeurt.

Mir wurde ein Video von MontanaBlack vorgeschlagen. Bin sicher nicht seine Zielgruppe aber fand es schon seltsam das ein sichtlich ü30 kerl der gröBte Streamer Deutschlands ist.
Geile Autos hat er aber. gt3 rs, lambo huracan und eine s klasse die ich nicht identifizeren kann.

>>510322893
OP used splash

>>510302814
>>510302905
Repeat after me...

Nothing. Ever. Happens.

>american whites finally getting tired of being replaced
>trump gets elected
>incompetent in every single thing he does
>also a pedo
>now the pendulum is swinging back to people wanting mass immigration just to spite him
>nothingeverhappens.jpg
is there actually any reason to stay in this country now? Unless for some reason you want to live in a worse Brazil

>>510290447
Fizzled out, I guess I'm not the evil one.
Try it on the other guy.

>>510105659
Meds please

>>510057666
The devil has spoken.

Now, you dumb faggots repeat after me:

NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.

>>509945843
stupid

>>509865136
ah man. This is pretty good theater
TOO BAD NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>509784777
>jeffRAY EPPStein

>>509736638
This is the tranny who gives you e-HIV if you dare access his sperg fortress via link on a not-heckin-okay website, right? Think I read about him on kiwi
>>509736862
Shiiiiiieetttt I was excited

>>530077726
>do nothing
>win

>was sub 500k before kiwi farms drama
>is still sub 800k after kiwi farms drama
>barely a thousand extra signatures per day
>deadline is under a month
All you're doing is prepping yourselves for this youtuber to make a video at the end calling you all fags with numerical proof that you are indeed just fags

>>714193652
Imma laugh my ass off when the drama buff wears off in a couple days and your shitty little petition fizzles out 100k short of the deadline.
Can't wait to watch all you impotent retards SEETHE and COPE when it fails.

>>95983384
I miss playing 60 card Magic so much bros. I still have all my old decks from high school in the 2010s, but all of my friends I still play Magic with have long since taken all of theirs apart for more muh EDH. I could never do the same, I've always bought more copies of cards if I wanted to use them in EDH even if I had full playsets. I could never let go of the single object that finally let my autistic ass develop genuine friends. They often say how they miss it too when I bring this up, but they never bother spending a night after work making one when they could simply buy yet another pre built EDH deck. Building for EDH is "easier" so people never end up going back. It's like a drug really, this format. You become complacent in its mediocrity.

How likely can this happen? The old deal is probably not going to happen so what does Trump have to do for Iran, for Iran to accept?

I don't think he'll do what Obama.Maybe he'll build some Trump towers in Tehran so Israel can't get baited to attack their capital.

I really hate filling out applications. There should be some AI that fills out all that bullshit for you. Nothing more infuriating than spending 15 minutes filling out race, sex, veteran status, etc. and then you get ghosted

>>508522301
Waaaaaow

>>508450997
>NEET

So why not me then? I have the same work experience

>>713379401
You’d be surprised how many are women. It’s good they’re finally branching out but they still have a lot of really bad core beliefs, which is why the posting quality is down at the moment

Which Pokémon would most likely be a chud and why is it Magikarp?

>>507858159
I agree anon. We are just constantly right. Not even fake psychics on tv can claim to be as accurate as as we are. Nothong ever fucking happens. No world war 3. No civil war. Nothing; just a slow descent further into the darkness of the multiplying monkey hordes.

Nukes really are fake, aren't they.

>>507557800
>It cost about $19,000 to install
lets pray electrical costs rise in your area because I dont think even i would pay 19k in my lifetime (T. my province sells USA the cheapest hydro/nuclear electricty while charging locals the highest prices)
>>507557886
>Not a made up word at all
i am so smart, SMRT
>I believe that the solution to the Fermi Paradox is that every inhabited planet has jews
unironically the conclusion ive come to as well. maybe not specifically jews but an interstellar version of generational parasite.
as i understand evolution/biology its easier to make a parasite than a producer

>>507544566
Give it 2 more weeks

>>507396383
No nukes? No invasions? Nothing ever happens. Cope.

>white men create company
>retire
>indians slip into company they played no role in creating

>>507291834
Nothing will happen. And if it does, Israel is ultimately the culprit.

4 rockets out 100 actually struck
They hit empty pavement
Retards celebrating the end of Israel
Iran will call it a great victory
Things return to normal

>>507243772
But nothing happened?

can;t wait for the iranian response in 2 weeks

>>507213258
uuuuuhhh.....did he use a red sharpie of destruction?

>do nothing
>lose

>>507174472
Say it with me

Hey guys newfag here. Is this a legit schizopost or golwie and/or jew post?

>>507171361
>Iran used Cope Post (Long Version)
>it wasn't very effective