Humor thread.

>>508750294 (OP)

>>508750646
humiliation ritual for the man

>>508750646
No pussy is worth this.

>>508750488

>>508751096
... is this a fucking fetish??

>>508751202
The vorefags have come

>>508750646
Literally this meme

>>508750646
These people add bureaucracy and theatrics to everything they do. It must be so tiring living like this.

>>508751202
Maybe

>>508750646
I dont even let my gf show my face for her stupid instagram posts
This is humiliating

>>508751403
Why do womeme have to point their camera at everything? This shit is annoying as hell.

>>508751096
this one just sucks.

>>508751350
>not putting it on the delivery driver
>not putting it on the delivery car
>not spraying it out oft he windows while driving

>>508750646
fucking grim

>>508751647
jealous old hag boomer

>>508751759
you know someone else is DONKY FUCKING that chungussy

>>508750294 (OP)
Still better than the unfunny German glownigger thread.
I guess the boss jews told him that posting the troon shit was just pushing people further right.

>>508751831
>chungussy


Kek

>>508751788
Women hate each other, such is life.

Anyone have that "fell for it again" trump meme where the maga voter is a crying anime girl and trump is with israel?

>>508752117
Funny how unhinged the insults were


Mostly good humor pics so far

Ahh we needed a humor thread.
Best threads on /pol;
1. /skg
2. humor threads
3. /chug
4. one off shitposts
5. lainyball threads

>>508751403
I don't let my wife post on any social media except out family google drive. She can brows but can't post.

>>508750646
I don't think there was ever a way for two yentas to exist on film in harmony with each other, but I guess this proves there's a first time for everything.

>>508751647
>Thot patrol in action

>>508754628
Smart man.

>>508754671

>>508754474

>>508750856
Mmmm.. stinky.

>>508751647
Based thot patrol grandma

>>508750488
gem
>>508751096
coal

>>508751350
>when they throw in the french fries

this is nigger shit and too many restaurants of different kinds do it

keep that shit separate unless it's legit poutine

>>508750294 (OP)
Well at least they didn't lose the boat

>>508754218

>>508752105
when the slavery hits just right

>>508750592
kek, that jump kick breaking the board.

Why he beating up his babysitters though?

>>508754741
Damn. That’s how people drown.

>>508755027
This is the only one close to funny, but its not political.

>>508751350
This one went from looking kinda tasty, to mildly annoying, to infuriating and finally it made me laugh hysterically
Good video

>>508750646
Humiliation ritual in order to have access to sexo.

>>508755121
>people
ummmmm

>>508755121
Good thing niggers hardly count.

>>508750646
white guys be like

>>508755169
>asian babe robbers
Thanks for the new fetish.

>>508755121
By being black I know

>>508750294 (OP)
>escorts
literally an "euphenism" (synonym) for whore

>>508754774
Great minds think alike. Laineytoss is an institution.

>>508753931
At least post the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cr3ChmyRvI

>>508752105
He enjoyed that and will never forget how hard he got.

>>508750592

>>508755256
>>508755284
>>508755387
I’ve seen plenty of white people do similar shit.

>>508750646
oof

>>508755343
Dayum Imma getting ripped off.

Where my extras at bitch!? You holding out on me?!

>>508752105
That buck finna be broken

>>508754628
You don’t have a wife lmao

>>508754741
Based nigger

>>508755343
jesus fucking christ how could men live like this

>>508755343
That guy looks rather fed up for someone who's about to get a blowjob.
Granted, that's probably why she wanted to take that picture and grin like a maniac with 3 white eyes. Like she couldn't just suck his dick, she had to make a social media post out of it.
It wasn't enough to turn a relationship into a spreadsheet, every intimate moment is worthless if it can't be made public for attention.
I've read before that the people who talk about sex the most tend to have the worst sex lives. Maybe that's the case here, and it's like when you work so hard for something that when you get it you don't even want it anymore. Instead, you become aware of the sunk cost fallacy and all the satisfaction you could've had goes out the window.
Couldn't be me.

>>508755488
>88
It's okay if you're black anon, it's all in good fun (mostly)

>>508750361
Holes that counted.

>>508754474
Cross out the sky threads and you are right

Not funny. Didn't laugh once. Touch some grass, anons.

>>508754218
I read a news article about a guy in the Philippines that was fishing named at 27.

A turtle swam up and bit his penis off and ate it.

>>508750646
Virgins don't know that girls like this either give 0 pussy or thr best pussy you can get. Reminds me of a quirk chungus I used to bang in college. Tight body like webm related and would scream like a slut when i sounded her. Good times.

Anons don't know what they are missing out on.

>>508751647
Fat old jealous white woman, a story as old as time.

>>508756305
Free sexual reassignment surgery.
>(((Doctors))) hate this one simple trick.

>>508750294 (OP)
It's always Chinamen and jeets that try to hold on or go down with heavy machinery. I'm sure other non-whites would do the same if they had them in their possession.

>>508750294 (OP)
That webm resonates so much harder with me since I've irresponsibly driven a forklift myself and gotten one stuck in dirt once over a tree root.
Putting one on a boat like that is inconceivable to me. Fucking insanity.

Where's the leaf?

>>508750646
This ends in murder suicide but im not sure whos gonna do who in first.

>>508750361
>trump wasted $314 million

That money was already spent.
By that logic, the US is wasting billions sending old artillery, armored vehicles, and whatever else to Ukraine.

>>508755343
>piss 6 times in a row
>always put down seat
>she can't nag about the rest of the chart
>see you next Sunday, bitch.

>>508751788
More older women should be doing this. I don't care who stops the thots from whoring up in public, they need to be stopped.

>>508751350
the vid cuts off early. dude comes to pick it up and he drizzles sauce all over his hand

>>508750361
And what do australia cucks do other than be annoying and worthless while seething 24/7 over based Americhads?

We obliterated them too you low IQ turd burglar. It really shows how worthless all you turd world cucks are when all you can think about is our based selves. Seethe forever, it never gets old.

>>508756317
It’s the Quirk Chungus Pussy Gamble.

>>508756343
Fuck off roastie, thot successfully patrolled

>>508756217

>>508755343
>Those sanpaku eye
Jesus Christ he married a demon

>>508750294 (OP)

>>508750592
Funniest episode of "Mind Your Language" ever.

>>508757058
Painal for dishes.

>>508757014
lol i thought asians were smart

>>508752105
Does this exist with sound?

>>508757441
They have their moments.

>>508754669
Rofl

>>508750646
This one just makes my soul hurt

>>508755027
Love it.

>>508757645
>wagie risking their lives against a feral nigger stealing mr shekelbergs bot that'll get them fired

>>508757441
the superorganism bears the appearance of intention even as its individual members are stupid, soulless drones.

>>508757853
Does anyone have that meme with the drone that’s supposed to detect spills but ends up making a bigger mess?

>>508757853
It's a pho place, they're probably all part of the same family that owns it.

>>508757645
>didnt smash his windows and rip his door mirrors off and slash his tyres

wasted chance to teach a nig a lesson

>>508757971
That makes sense, thank you.

>>508757950
That was very funny. I remember seeing on /g/ first.

>>508757935
They're smart like an anthill.

>>508758003
I think tnat meme’s going to come in handy in the future. Truth be told I have it on another HD but I wain’t digging it up.

>>508757645
O KURWA MURZYNI PORWALI KERFUSIA

>>508757645
Who the fuck would want one of these awful things?

>>508758101
I need to organize my older drives and set up a secure file sharing system as well, but who has time?

>>508751647
Bitter hag copes and seethes at pristine roastie trim. Many such cases.

>>508750592
Gets a smirk from me every time. Wish I had context.

>>508758223
stolen things can be exchanged for goods and services.

>>508758333
Some daft cunt would actually buy it?

>>508756833
Don’t understand how was she “whoring up”?

>>508750856
>>508754779

>>508758223
niggers will steal anything

>>508750592
That jumping kick block was something out of streetfighter

>>508750361
Trump injected his explosive sperm into the Iranians butthole

>>508758402
just sell it same day for cash to some higher tier nigger who then sells it on some auction site as used for way underprice and buy that crack, fella

>>508750646
blows my mind there are people here who have never seen this webm

>>508750856
Is she famous in India?

>>508750646
maybe staying a virgin isn't so bad after all

>>508751647
>20 vs 30 year old roasties

>>508750294 (OP)
....

>>508754741
lol none of them can swim, if one of those cheap welfare cruise lines ever goes down they are fucked

>>508750361
Yes that's how bunker busters work

>>508751647
ROFLMFAO slants meet diesel dyke

>>508750294 (OP)
Fuck timmy gon do?

>>508758825
Alright. I kek'd out loud at 2am. I'm out.

>>508751096
Should be a nigger

>>508754741
He actually broke her back and by the time the got her out the pool she had drowned. Her husband was arrested for manslaughter.

>>508750331
this is why i dont order an indians

>>508756091
then Iran should hit Israel's desalination plants! you Baka! >.<

>>508752105
Why does he go BACK?

>>508757014
top kek
hecking classic

>>508750361
>they literally pack the bombs with money that burns up when they explode!

>>508750294 (OP)
Whenever I see these all can hear in my head is as close as I can imagine what yackety slacks(the Benny Hill theme song) would sound like in bobble head jingle music.

>>508758873
probably tell you to stop shitting in our streets.
again.

>>508758825
lost and saved

>>508750294 (OP)

>>508751647

>>508750592
good game

>>508757645

It's a nigger yes... but based chaotic luddite at the same time?

>>508755414
What is that knee scar supposed to be in the middle panel?

>>508755905
probably the driest blowjob in the history of blowjobs

>>508754741
this is just a typical mating ritual for their kind.

>>508756645
Wew lad

>>508750646
Cunt

>>508754628
She sounds like a fat pig

>>508755905
>>508759397

>That guy looks rather fed up for someone who's about to get a blowjob.

Fuck it, biological guys give the best blowjobs because they have the same anatomy, chicks are mostly clueless. Eating girls out turns me on more than blowjobs anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>508755905
>That guy looks rather fed up for someone who's about to get a blowjob
He looks like a guy who knows he’s in for one toothy blowjob. That’s the kind of woman who thinks she’s superhead but she’ll just suck the head hard as she can, drag teeth when she takes all of 2” in her mouth, doesn’t know the word deep throat, doesn’t stroke the shaft, completely ignores the balls and will pull away after she makes him stroke to completion so she doesn’t get any cum on herself.

>>508759463
definitely not a Canadian

>>508751289
The modern day toxo family

>>508750646
What causes a "man" to become like this? Modern "men" will literally sell their souls for mid pussy. I mean, conquerors once had harems of hundreds of gorgeous, young babes from across the empire. It's embedded into most men's psyche.

>>508750646
1000000% she is fucking niggers on the side.

>>508755027
That dog was bit by a snake and died.

>>508756317
>when i sounded her.
Jesus I hope this is a typo

>>508751647
I'd smash this gooks head into the corner of a building and rape her asshole while her heart beats out the last blood in her life just a shame she is so old i like these bugs much, much younger. Every asian is as disgusting as a shit eating indian

>>508751647
Based boomer
Wish we saw the bloody nose she gave that azn whore

>>508750294 (OP)

>>508757441
She was confused. On the multi story shopping complexes they had in Japan there were little ridges on the track that kept the cart from going runaway. At the beginning I can't tell if she's contemplating her near future bad life choices or waiting for the cart bump.

Webm unrelated

>>508759964
ayy lmao

>>508759964
...the fuck lmfao

>>508759964

hot

>>508757014
I was really hoping that as they were loading her on to the gurney that another piece of luggage would have come down the escalator, wiping them all out like a bowling strike.

>>508750294 (OP)
lmao that video was funny, i think if they used a trimmaran they would have a chance on accomplishing that.

>>508758043

>>508759964
lewd

>>508760023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8

>>508750294 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

>>508755169
>Gets bullied for having vitiligo

>Domesticates humans into looking like him.

> His descendant tries to end human sacrifice but gets caught fucking his sister. (Gets banished to the sea)

>His descendant's descendant creates the greatest album of all time. Gets cought with white children. Overdoses

Lmao

>>508761133
Finally. Thanks leaf.

>>508757853
>shekelbergs
Its Mr Nguyen's and hes the one that kept the nigger at bay

>>508751647
yenta vs yellow

>>508751647
Based retard women.

>>508761261
Do they not know? I thought they thought it was funny that they're parasites but they really think they contribute?

>>508750646

>>508755169
Indian doctors are fucking terrible. They seem evil.

>>508756091
What the hell is BEN?

>>508754741

>>508751723
You should be in charge of DOGE

>>508750592
>STONE COLD. STONE COLD. The rattlesnakes here and he's striking anything by God moves

>>508755905
It's satire, Chudlette, calm yourself.

>>508761066
>France
Technically he made it to Algeria.

>>508761038
>least gay Brazilian public transport
>>508761405
Not washing your hands in between a visit to the designated street and surgery will givs that general impression, yeah.

>>508761730
Gajo, that's an european plate.

Also
>se és
>instead of "se é"

>outra boleia
>instead of carro?

>manas a frente
>instead of monas

>que tal a minha condução?
>instead of "como estou dirigindo?"

>etc


This is 100% portuga faggotry.

>>508756766
this is the correct answer.

>>508761133

Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.

And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.

And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.

I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)

Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.

Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.

>>508751350
Heh. Good one.

>>508758543
all white women are

>>508761488
>Become Excellently Niggerific
checked

>>508754741
Oooh. That looks like it sucks.

>did not laugh once

Great thread you guys have here

you niggers suck at this

>>508759262
There needs to be a law in the multicultural west: any crime committed against an Asian Woman results in teh death penalty. Whilst crimes against other races of women should be decriminalised. This will protect Asian Women, and remove protection from thots, having a huge benefit for society.

>>508756091
>>508756645
>>508756925
>>508758480
>>508758794
>>508759044
lmao this post really got the Israeli redcoats seething

>>508761927
Isn't Mugi white, though?

>>508755905
>every intimate moment is worthless if it can't be made public for attention.
>I've read before that the people who talk about sex the most tend to have the worst sex lives


Brvtal. Friend of mine who was a pussyhound and ended up with two kids from two different baby mamas looks just like pic related, to the point I even thought it was him, but he is skinnier. He always talks about sex, but bro got a wom*n like pic related at home. I feel bad for him.

>>508750592
based
needs to happen more
nigs and shitskins deserve lynchings

>>508759964
t. HR Bibr

>>508761202
Beware of the round ones.

>>508750592
People have forgotten how brutally violent whites are

It’s going to be fun when they’re reminded

>>508762840

>>508761120
He shouldn't be in Wales
>>508761261
if only

>>508757217
was hoping for "multi-track-drifting" what a disappointment

>>508757299
Kek

>>508750646
from the benign shit they write on these you know, without a doubt, they have never done this before and will never do it again. possibly separated soon after this.
>look this retarded bitch up
>she sells these printouts

>>508754474
Wait the Lainyball shit is her own creation? What? Why?

WHY????

>>508755088

>>508757441
Seriously? Fucking why?

>>508751647
I like that old lady

>>508760023
Absolutely prophetic movie. Was that birth of a nation?

>>508751647
cultural checks and balances

>>508761561
Imagine the smell underneath that umbrella...

>>508761239
Is his daughter in that tent or did she get cropped out?

>>508757217
sheeeiiiiittttttt

>>508757217
The mouths of the people tied to rails look like xbox controllers.

>>508761488
Blue Eisenhower November. /x/ meme. don't ask me what the fuck it means.

>>508762515
I really wonder what their expressions in your pic is like.

>>508750294 (OP)
Why do retards always try to grab forklifts, cars, steamrollers etc when they fuck up? Bro the damn thing weighs more than you.

>>508761927
Do jews/republicans know how much of a joke they are for calling everything antisemetic? Its as stupid and woke/leftwingers that call everything racist, but maybe thats the point...

>>508763658

>>508757645
The fuck is he going to do with that service robot? Peak "GIBS ME DAT" mentality.

>>508763658

>>508763959
kek

>>508763959

>>508754474
>>508755414
>>508756991
Love lainey shitposting threads, they always devolves into everything wrong with female rostie culture, and over feminism. /pol/ favorite topics.

>>508756317

Can confirm. 5head dorky girls are usually virgin's or extremely low body count but know how to please instinctively

>>508761927
I ask again why Israel's racial homogeneity is not a problem.

>>508764075
>on the right we have a young ozzy osbourne, wearing a dress for some reason.

>>508763819

>>508755343

>>508761498
The sea was angry that day my friends...

>>508762515
>>508763658

>>508750646
Why would he put up with this? Aren't hookers easily and safely accessible there?

>>508764203
Kek saved

You all are so caught up in being incel nazis that you lost your sense of humor. You are sharing 5 year old videos that have racist undertones. They aren't funny, everyone has seen them. If you were less racist you would have a better sense of humor.

>>508754474
/ourgirl/

>>508758923
>Her husband
Larp

>>508761927

>>508750294 (OP)
>makes it onto the barge with no problem.
>rapidly moves the machine back and forth destabilizing the boat for no apparent reason
by allah! this was the white man's witchcraft!

>>508764145
Random facts about Lainey Molnar.

>her original name is Dorka
>she shares the same birthday as Chrischan
>she can't keep a healthy relationship even as bi woman (men and women cant stand her over long periods of time)
>early life jewish
>her dad abandoned her and her mother on a train
>she needs like five sex toys in order to orgams
>she is currently on several Amsterdam dating apps
>she is an ass girl
>has several STDs
>coal burner

>>508750592
A true classic
>lvl 40 vs lvl 8s

>>508762918
> He shouldn't be in Wales
Hmmm.

>>508751289
>Mean-spirited jab at pure love among the commoners
This meme brought to you by Jelly Incorporated

>>508764051
xD

>>508761120
Sufficient generations of living in Wales’ eternally cold shit weather turns everybody white eventually. Put him up in Blaenau Ffestiniog

>>508750646
>walk in room
>push guy over
>seize the blondie
Pic related
>hear the sounds of soft huweeping
>sorry about you vasectomy, at least now you can know the joy of father hood
>leave

>>508750361
what do you retarded niggers think bunker munitions do exactly? make dragon ball z sparkles?

>>508764426

> that Ouija board framed on the wall

I could forgive the other things, Laney, but c'mon now...

>>508764560

>>508764689

>>508762840
timmy tough knuckles over here lol

>>508761155
No no it was 10,000 a day in the chambers with thousands shoved in

>>508764593
Why the fuck is 1% of FUCKING WALES AFRICAN?

>>508750592
>battle haze descends at 0:16 and he just starts laying about with the cosh
my sides

>>508755429
part of growing up is learning nobody wants to be touched by men, especially not gross, bald, old farts.

It's a modern fantasy among even the most "down to earth" men that they can somehow be sexy to women. It is simply not the case. It's a delusion. Wake up. Nobody wants you because you're a man. You have to go chase them, get rejected, and repeat until you find someone vulnerable enough to let you near them long enough to grow on them.

>>508764823
poor dog, its lived long enough to see manmade horrors beyond its comprehension

>>508759724
100% is the maximum amount

>>508755027
>tiny creature charges you like it's going to kill you
It must know something I don't. Best play it safe and get out.

>>508751647
What a psychotic old dyke

>>508762435
There should be another law that yellow fever fags get castrated so they don't pass on their sexual defect.

>>508755169
every religion kicks every other religion out. Tolerating other religions is a modern concept.

>>508754741
Just get away from them

%triforce

>>508756317
>i sounded her.
Anon….. uh..

>>508764882

>>508764534
>Random facts
ummm random facts for you chuddie
it's called living your best life
t. this caught me a 3 day ban on a shartie /pol/ humo thread. called it cp bc the coombrained zoomers couldn't figure out it's a father and daughter. fuck that place was so gay

>>508762319
Dis?

>>508761927
isn't anime for kids?

>>508755343
>Clean up throw up 6 times
>Redeem for blowjob
>Throatfuck her so hard that she pukes
>Clean it up
>Sticker #1

>>508758412
She wasn’t, i have no idea why anyone would defend that dyke

>>508751647
You're all retarded

Yes, the old hag is doing is out of jealousy. But what you're missing is that old women have been the primary soldiers against thottery for thousands of years.

Men make the social rules in society and the women generally enforce them with social shaming.

This old woman is doing it for the wrong reasons, but she's doing a good thing. It's why when women see each other as beautiful, they try to destroy each other. It's guarding against thottery. When men see each other looking in great shape, they admire each other, because it's good for the tribe to have strong men.

Thot policing is primarily done by other women.

“soluble in air” doesn’t mean it disappears or gets neutralized, it just means it forms a gas phase well and spreads out in the air, like how perfume or alcohol vapor spreads.

It's very volatile. A volatile substance easily evaporates into a gas at room temperature.

Hydrogen cyanide (HCN) is extremely volatile, so even as a liquid or when embedded in pellets (like Zyklon B), it quickly turns into gas when exposed to air.

>>508755905
I guarantee she doesn't actually deliver on the blowjob

>>508761292
no I'm pretty sure it's because the opposite happened so much and still happens sometimes

I'm not saying that makes it "good", but eye for an eye.

>>508759858
You have problems

>>508765563
pedo crap

>>508761327
spend some time in the south. Blacks definitely work jobs. Especially in the industrial sector, like forklift driving and warehouse.

>>508766129
he probably has to wear a condom aswell

>>508765943

>>508764228
I made a post ripping a zioshill apart using this exact analogy the day it happens and then i see this
You were on that thread weren’t you anon

>>508764412
>to make the bored less interesting to core users
You have no idea how bad it really is
So please an hero
Nigger

>>508752105
I hate that faggot "prankster" so much

>>508766050
That’s why it was used at the US border to treat Mexicans day laborers to kill the lice that carried typhus just like In Poland in the 40s