Thread 508924733

lmao got em!

>>508924733 (OP)
Bro, like 4Chan is like the most messed up place on the internet. Did you hear they took down Scientology???? Here’s a video essay about it. Make one post that pisses off 4chan and you'll get doxed. It's a seriously messed up place

>>508924733 (OP)
idk about you but im super depressed
the only thing that brings me joy is eating but when i do the acid hurts and makes me throw up
i like listening to music too but i get a loud ringing in my ear and i get horrible migraines
driving is nice too but i get stressed driving around other people and other peoples headlights hurt my eyes and give me bad migraines too
i can't even drink because when i do i vomit almost immediately
it's over for me haha
at least i have jewish daycare twitter memes to keep me happy

Who the fuck is 4chan?

>>508925127
It's me, actually.

>>508924733 (OP)
womenbros, we got too cocky!

>>508924733 (OP)
I dont get it
is it an accountant

>>508925726
most women are too retarded to be accountants, and its anyway being heavily automated
its probably just some filler secretary/HR job made so women don't have children and wear a skirt for office eye candy

>>508925726
Women get office jobs where they don't actually do anything other than sit around and play on their phone. Jews do this so White women don't have children.

https://x.com/sailnoblelady/status/1938368981670277320/video/1

>>508924733 (OP)
amazing how 4chan is the origin for all normie culture
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jew%20daycare

>>508926241
forgot image

>>508925950
>>508926047
this sounds like some i*cel theory

>>508924733 (OP)
The hacker known as 4chan? He's still alive? I heard he makes vans blow up with his l33t hax0r skills

>>508926241
>amazing how 4chan is the origin for all normie culture
I feel like if this cursed website never existed, society would look the same, but culture would be completely different.

>>508924733 (OP)
4chud won again

>>508925051
That's the thing I love the most about this place.
We're a bunch of NEETs but piss Anon enough and our collective weaponized autism is pretty much limitless. We even made the russians air strike some terrorists with our coordinates a few years ago.

>>508926697
I will never work with or for a woman.

>>508926697
This shit is not a meme. My small company got bought out by a megacorp last year, before that if you had a problem with payroll or needed an extra day off all you had to go was go right to the boss' office (6'4 white man) and ask. Shit would get fixed in a day. After the megacorp took over, every single thing you ask for has to go through HR, and it's headed up by a useless cunt who sits on her ass all day. I moved over to night shift for extra pay and better hours 4 months ago. It has taken up to now to get my retroactive pay and my salary changed. It took 25 emails to two different people to get it done. And if course, it had to go through a bitch in HR who took her sweet fucking time with the whole process. Unbelievable.

Who is this……”4Chan”?

>>508925726
Women who "work" in jobs like HR or recruiting or DEI where they don't actually do anything useful and just respond to emails and scroll on their phone all day
Jew propaganda has convinced them that this is super serious business and way more fulfilling than being a wife and mother

>>508926744
the plebbit batallion that was kino kek

>>508927059
kafkaesque

Work didnt rehire HR nor other admin class jobs and we all got a $2/hr raise
Everyone started working harder as is and started showing up on time

>>508927149
Lolol they were in a literal warzone and posted pics for clout, they earned that airstrike.

>>508926744
>piss us off, and you just wait buster! we’ll get you good. You wont be able to take us posting about you on an alaskan ice carving forum

>>508926366
>this sounds like some i*cel theory
Can't deny the outcomes. They get six figure salaries and sixty hour weeks to make powerpoints instead of having children. Their job is their ungrateful child.

>>508927326
Who goes to a fucking war expecting to be like a fucking game lol

>>508927059
Woman are like all the lazy niggers.
That is why they identify with niggers.

>>508927326
woah what a conclusive photo!

>>508925127
just some guy. it's not important.

>>508927862
Who is /pol/?

with fed money printing and State subsidy there is no employment of women

>>508927920
same except diffent guy. white, blonde hair, blue eyess. about 5'11", 160 lbs. drives a primer gray pickup. people call him thor.

>>508927673
>Strength: Reddit - 1'000,000 Upvotes
>Casualties and losses: 4chan - time & sides
TOP KEK

>>508926340
So her kids are women in the workforce? What does Jane do?

>>508927673
I still think of this whenever I see a r*ddit screenshot in the catalogue.

>>508925950
i thought corporate accounting would be heavily automated but it's actually 99% rigging numbers by moving stuff around from one quarter to another and dancing around retarded restrictions that exist in oracle and project managers entering their expenses and budgets all wrong
there's almost nothing to automate because it's a complete clusterfuck you have to redo from scratch every time and it's why everyone working there is like 60+, this shit is nearly impossible to teach to a human let alone write out the business rules so some pajeet can implement it correctly because you have to pull some new bullshit out of a hat every single quarter
the best you can hope for is creating the excel with all the data they'll be committing their war crimes in with one click and then let them go wild

>>508926047
The thing is if you have time to video yourself doing all this unnecessary stuff and upload it to xitter for likes, your job is literally bullshit to pad diversity quotas. Point stands: jew daycare

>>508927619
this has to be fake but the production values are bafflingly high

>>508930257
>Tourettes Racism

Pretty Fake looking vid. Not unhilarious, but fake.

The only thing I can say is, "Sir, THIS IS A WENDYS".

But realistically, if a guy had serious tourettes, it'd be best to be working at home, or as remote computer programmer, furniture repair.

Before the Spix Plague invaded and stole the construction jobs, a racist tourettes guy would do great in bricklaying. I'd suggest 4CHAN MOD, but all those losers aren't drawing a paycheck except in Israel and Elgin Air Force Base.

>>508925127
Barnold Fourchan is an English inventor who patented the first frog collection web zone in 1975.

>>508926340
>any employment of a woman in the workforce
>how are the kids
>they're in jew daycare

>>508925127
A 400lb hacker on steroids

>>508926047

That roastie has the same work laptop as me and it costs 2k. I actually do work on mine and IT gave it to me without me even knowing at the time it is so expensive. This dumb bitch does TikToks in front of her 2k laptop while I work on it for less than she likely is making.

I've had enough

>>508925071
Whats wrong with ya

>>508931051
the book covers are just morphed and shopped over

>>508927326
Was this the unit with the tranny who thought the Ukrainians had nicknamed him Peter but they were really calling him faggot in Ukrainian?

>>508926340
that dude that made this is a retard. the woman are in adult kindergarten so they dont make kids. it doesnt make sense that she has some.

>>508927619
> juden peterstein
woefully out of date

>>508927619
WHERE IS THIS LIBRARY? I'M GONNA BEAT MY CHILDREN THEN ORDER THEM TO GO THERE FOR THE SUMMER!!!

>>508927619
A Confederacy of Dunces is just about the best book I ever read.

>>508924733 (OP)
>lift the roastie's veil just a little
it was all worth it

>>508927619
pretty based selection

>>508925127
its the name of the worlds most dangerous hacker

>>508926744
Kek, I remember.

t. Made the glowies waste millions during COVID.
Pretty top kek knowing I've done more to combat terrorism than the Nat.sec glowies that groom autistic people to commit acts of terrorism.

>>508926744
>we
ok macaco

>>508927059
This is done deliberately anon,

By having an HR person, you as an employee don't have the solutions you need, it's always a promise, or later down the line until it's an "I forgot"

>>508924733 (OP)
audible kex
actually made me smile

>>508924733 (OP)
keep memeing this.

Jew Daycare should be the next big meme. Just like 4chan invented the term Zoomer to refer to Gen-Z and popularized the terms Based and Red pilled, as well as "slop", it is time to bring Jew daycare to the masses

>>508924733 (OP)
>fuckimg peanuts
The workplsce is hell

>>508925051
oh.. OH! I gotta get out of here!

>>508927673
Fucking top kek.


4chan/.RU alliance runs strong.


Remember when we came to the conclusion the burgers wouldn't bomb ISIS because they created and funded them so we got Russia to do it?

>>508927619
>Toradora

>>508926744
>we
you didn't do shit, favela monkey

>>508927619
What does The Catcher in the Rye say? "He RAPES HIS ________ _______?"
skiing poultice?

Jew Daycare was a Linguistic Headshot. Congrats whoever came up with it.

>>508925071
not even eating or music brings me joy anymore and I've started to loathe driving anywhere
this post >>508935911 should've included a preface that I rarely find joy in anything these days
Even 4chan is starting to not fill that void
it's fucking over for me

>>508925051
nice heckin 2013 post bucko, now, this place is filled with indians and feds now

>>508927619
>>508936069

>>508927673
"Those of us who left, including SF operators from multiple countries, are simply risk mitigating. No one wants to die in an unfair fight, and after getting absolutely fucking pummeled by massive cruise missiles today – yeah I kind of want people to think twice before turning their life upside down to go and volunteer."


Lol, lmao. Many keks.

>>508926128
hmm.. I have never heard about this one.

>>508926340
a jew wrote this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well_poisoning

>>508926340
more like
>haha, what kids? we're in jewish daycare. did you forget?

>>508926128
mmm based?

>>508924733 (OP)
>Can't take my job seriously anymore
Spoiler alert, no one will notice.

>>508931491
Duh, it's a comedy sketch. The guy's acting was great though.

>>508927673
it's weird how many from countries that are also powerless to stop invasion from a world power seem to cheer on Russia

>>508936101
>music
is it actually music you listen to or are you another caved brain zoomer queer that listens to rap?

>>508924733 (OP)
kek, get rekt

>>508925071
This happens to me but I think most of this would go away if I stopped smoking

>>508926366
Nah he's 100% right. The push for women's rights and women in the workforce has led to a massive decrease in births. When women sit in an office all day they're not raising or interested in having children. It's very jewish. Even if the office spinsters are having sex it's too late (they have no eggs) and you can't hit on them anyway since you're at work.

>>508926340
kek

>>508925726
It’s a ghoul hag