Thread 509132316

Israeli general thread

>>509132316 (OP)
Soon, Chaim.

>>509132485
That is what the Talmud says to do tongay people, all the good parts of islam are copies from Judaism

How can we get the filthy goyim to stop reading our protocols? It makes them notice too easily and I don’t think anybody is buying our “forgery” bs excuse.

>>509132609
Made for BBC

>>509132316 (OP)
You're not jewish, I can tell by your toes and thumb.
Also cut those nails, they are turning into hooves.

>>509132609
Why is the womans hair visible?
That is not kosher
>>509132656
I am jewish
>Also cut those nails,
Their fucked up right now cause I was playing soccer with no shoes

>>509132861
You practice Hebrew religion, you're not a genetic Semite.
>Their fucked up right now cause I was playing soccer with no shoes
A real jew would pay a goy to play football for him.

>>509132316 (OP)

do Jews believe in salsa?

>>509132316 (OP)
Whats that dish called?looks bretty gud

>>509132316 (OP)

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by their desire to

NUKE IRAN.

>>509132861
You're gonna die in a collapsed shelter in a puddle of your own piss.

>>509133145
You pay for it lol

>Plastic fork
Where's your silverware?

>>509132316 (OP)
TKD

>>509132586
By posting in these threads you encourage kikes to come back
No bump
Don't reply, I'm out

>>509132980
>you're not a genetic Semite.
Majority of my genetics are eastern mediterranean
>A real jew would pay
Read that back to yourself
>>509133022
Yes and we have our own version in this country called matbucha
>>509133128
Idk it's name I just mixed kebabs cuscus tomatoes mustard greens peppers and celery together in the same pan it was fire
>>509133159
I have not entered a shelter one time since this was started
>>509133241
I don't have any

>>509132316 (OP)
Mmm protein from the burnt flesh of maimed Palestinian children, and fresh vegetables seized from the garden of a Palestinian family in the West Bank. Still looks disgusting. Die, parasite KIKE

>>509133516

Thank you hebrow, will be searching for matbucha recipes now. You Jews are all right by me.

>>509133597
I love in the west bank I bought all that stuff in the west bank I cooked and conssomed it in the west bank, now I'm taking a shot well paying on this site in the west bank

>>509133516
I will now retreat in shame and never call myself an antisemite.

>>509132942
death to international kike jewry
this evil comes from another dimension
they arent even real jews

>>509133933
Does it make you feel proud to oppress another Semitic group in a shithole desert and have the upper hand due to welfare queen money coming from the west?

>>509132316 (OP)
That looks good. What is it and what's in it?

>>509134150
Kinda yea
>>509134255
Idk it's name I just mixed kebabs cuscus tomatoes mustard greens peppers and celery together in the same pan it was fire

>>509132316 (OP)
I will never understand people's fascination with quinoa or bean sprouts or whatever that grain stuff is, throws off the whole texture of the dish and adds unnecessary carbs

is that government issued zogslop?

>>509134680

couscous is delicious my non-carb eating fren. It goes terrific in salads because it adds a chewy texture to the meal and is complemented by everything else you see on the plate (greens, meat, veggies)

>>509132316 (OP)
Long time no see

>>509134788
Couscous tastes like boogers and op minus couscous and stuffed into a pita would be 1000000x better. We've had this figured out for thousands of years

>>509132316 (OP)

Couscous fresh jalapeno peppers, spinach, tomato, celery, looks good jew bro. Not a meat eater. I have to say though, none of this is Jewish food.

>>509135198
it’s a bunch of random vegetables from all over the world thrown in a bowl. low tier slop.

I could never marry a jewish woman. Imagine we have a son and I have to subject him to dick chopping.

Why don't you guys relax that rule? It was clearly made for the lack of hygiene 2500 years ago, it has no place in today's world.

>>509134788
You write like a try-hard faggot who doesn't have any skill.

>>509135808
>could never marry a jewish woman
Good the tora says to kill out mixers

>Why don't you guys relax that rule? It was clearly made for the lack of hygiene 2500 years ago, it has no place in today's world.
I can't stand atheist fuck off

>>509135836

and you write like a nigger accessing the internet for the first time on your stolen laptop.

>>509135100

>complains about carbs
>pita
what a retard lol

>>509136056
Damn, at least stop sucking bloody Baby's Dicks

>>509136056
you sound mentally deranged fren, is everything ok?

>>509133128
>>509132316 (OP)
It's probabl yet another Arab dish that Israelis appropriated and call 'Israeli cuisine'.

>>509136468
Yea I'm good gonna go pray be back in like 40 minutes if the thread is still alive

>>509132316 (OP)
>dish
Could be worse desu.

92 The ministration of the priests is in every way unsurpassed both for its physical endurance and for its orderly and silent service. For they all work spontaneously, though it entails much painful exertion, and each one has a special task allotted to him. The service is carried on without interruption - some provide the wood, others the oil, others the fine wheat flour, others the spices; others 93 again bring the pieces of flesh for the burnt offering, exhibiting a wonderful degree of strength. For they take up with both hands the limbs of a calf, each of them weighing more than two talents, and throw them with each hand in a wonderful way on to the high place of the altar and never miss placing them on the proper spot. In the same way the pieces of the sheep and also of the goats are wonderful both for their weight and their fatness. For those, whose business it is, always select the beasts which are without blemish and specially fat, and thus the sacrifice which I have described, 94 is carried out. There is a special place set apart for them to rest in, where those who are relieved from duty sit. When this takes place, those who have already rested and are ready to assume their duties rise up spontaneously since there is no one to give orders with regard to the arrangement of 95 the sacrifices. The most complete silence reigns so that one might imagine that there was not a single person present, though there are actually seven hundred men engaged in the work, besides the vast number of those who are occupied in bringing up the sacrifices. Everything is carried out with 96 reverence and in a way worthy of the great God.

>>509132316 (OP)
trim the foot nails you savage.
what's the power source of your space laser?

How are taxes in Israel?

>>509132316 (OP)
Why did you burn down the hq of the binyamin division?

>>509139389
They shot a 14 year old

>>509132316 (OP)
All sausage contains pork, just saying. Youre prob not a kosher jew

>>509132591
How come you have gay parades then and promote LGBTQ everywhere. Please answer that. Also the first commandment is thou shall not kill. How do you cope?

>>509139679
Why would kosher sausage made in israel by jews who dont eat pork contain pork?

>>509132316 (OP)
dis u?
>>509139485
why?
>>509140070
we dont promote shit, whites like to fuck each other in the ass

>>509140792
I.wasnt born yesterday
Also show us your milkers already

>>509136527
It looks good does it have a muslim name ?looks halal

>>509142286
The salad is called tabbouleh

>>509132316 (OP)

Israeli food is not great. It's odd because I like Hummus and Falafel and the salads but for whatever reason those ingredients taste better when done Lebanese or Syrain style IDK why.

>>509142558
Food is not only skills or equipment, food is about spirit and generosity. jews don't really have these qualities so their food never tastes good.

>>509142812
That's a pretty based take

>>509142457
>>509142812
you say we cant cook, but we sure fried your ass mohammed

>>509143178
Nope. US did all the work. We know because satanyahu was begging US to fight your wars. Your.little fantasy utopia would have been wrecked in the 70s you already lost bad and US came to your rescue lol

>>509142457
Thx

i think the IDF is raiding OPs hilltop in judea, thats why that nigger gone

>>509133241
>Where's your silverware?
they can't touch silver mate, it burns.

>>509132316 (OP)
hearty meal

Death to all kikes general
Kill all jews general
Jews rape kids general
Kikes are demons general

>>509146135
im sorry but muslims are the child raping ones

>>509146228
kek

>>509146228
Save your breath demon you will need it in the lake of fire.

>>509146408
lol, you will burn in boiling excrement

>>509132316 (OP)
free palestine

>>509146740
free??? it was 50 shekels yesterday!!!

>>509146690
Lol aren't u like 40?

>>509146945
never ask a woman her age

>>509146690
Get to the bunker big boy the party is starting.

>>509132316 (OP)
Finally a thread worth posting in
My goyim fatigue has been so bad lately
How do you deal with knowing that there’s billions of jealous retarded goyim seething at your superiority??
I just want high IQ Jewish men to save this retarded faggot world already with your advanced Jewish technology
All glory to Zion! Real white men love Israel!

>>509147030
When are u gonna post them fabulous tits?

>>509146911
50 shekels!, whaddya want twenty shekels for?

>>509147030
>>509147117
khazarian mammaries NOW

>>509147058
>How do you deal with knowing that there’s billions of jealous retarded goyim seething at your superiority??
i shlick to this

That girl in tele a viv who got interviewed when she was drunk is getting terrorized on Instagram can a yid translate her response I’m goyim

>>509147258
hot

>>509147298
she says "ok sweety, jealousy gives you wrinkles"

>>509132316 (OP)
>Israeli
gay

>>509147298
being jelly gives you face hemorrhoids

>>509132316 (OP)
That looks pretty tasty. Alright, you can take over and wipe out all of mankind.

bumping for the glory of zion

>>509148333
heyyyy kweeeen

>>509148333
I guess i'll checkem
But you guys are not warrior material c'mon now lol

>>509148408
shalom fren, why are your countrymen like this:
>>509147298

>>509140070
>How come you have gay parades then and promote LGBTQ everywhere
Those are ethnic Jews who do not observe the tenants of Jewish laws
>>509140070
>thou shall not kill
Shall not murder, executing criminals is not murder
>>509139679
It's kebabs and it's kosher, I am orthodox i wouldn't not eat it if their was pork

>>509148555
Checked again
Sooooo about them titties

>>509148555
they do be like that

>>509142036
>I.wasnt born yesterday
But you still fall for bullshit click baite
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-33726634.amp
>>509140792
Their is no justifiable reason for tzal to have shot the kid I hope all the shoulders present rot in prison
>>509144130
I was in a shiur torah you goyish nigger

>>509148333
bumping for your tit pics

>>509148984
Go away you are ruining my thread

>>509148984
She at work rn but i'm hoping we might get lucky during her break or something

>>509149167
It's a goy and a man keep your degeneracy out of my thread

>>509149118
U wanna see em 2 i know u do

Hello kikebro, please reform the Hebrew language and get right of the את, it's only a matter of time until it goes the way of the dodo

>>509149118
post the pics and I'll go away (to jack off)

>>509149250
No I dont
>>509149257
That is forbidden for both Jew and non Jew it's the same as murder

>>509149322
Go tell that to rabbi schmuley
Kosher sex is best

>>509148630
do jews drink

>>509144130
Kek

>>509149322
Queen Julia does it on onlyfans, she's a jew. give a goy a shekel

>>509149385
>Kosher sex is best
Dose not involve toys contrary to what that degenerate expouses
>>509149404
Yes

>>509148924
>Their is no justifiable reason for tzal to have shot the kid I hope all the shoulders present rot in prison
Only that his group threw rocks on IDF soldies, play stupid games win stupid prizes.

>>509149572
She may of been born a Jew but she is now an honorary goy, death to whores

>>509132316 (OP)
According to Noam Chomsky, Ashkenazi Jews are actually Khazars!

https://old.bitchute.com/video/H6VM8tOnixga/

>>509149618
What do you think should be done to traitors?

>>509149739
The Yiddish language originated from ancient Ashkenaz, located in modern day Turkey.

The Khazars also originated from ancient Ashkenaz.

https://old.bitchute.com/video/vqPV1ITVuKrf/

>>509149616
>>509149618
>>509149673
>>509149482
All the great civilizations of the past became decadent because the originally creative race died out, as a result of contamination of the blood.

>>509149739
Ok and according to genetics and history we are not

>>509132316 (OP)
TKD

>>509149780
"Now these are the generations of the sons of Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth: and unto them were sons born after the flood. The sons of Japheth; Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras. And the sons of Gomer; Ashkenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah."
― Genesis 10:1-3, KJV

Noah had three sons, Shem, Japheth and Ham.
Japeth begot Gomer and Gomer begot Ashkenaz.
The Khazars originated from ancient Ashkenaz.

The Ashkenazim are Khazars.

https://old.bitchute.com/video/w0iHBr75Aelx/

>>509149673
jews are some of the most perverse people on earth lol, who are you trying to fool?

>>509149780
Yiddish is a pigeon of German

>>509149846
We don't claimed any relation to ashekanaz son of gomer it's just a name of the place we used to live in

>>509149825
According to genetics, the Ashkenazim are Khazars mixed with Southern Italian.

>>509149221
>>509147514
>>509147471
>>509136580
Of course, every State in the world has to face the question of unification in its internal organization. And Germany is no exception in this matter. Nowadays it is absurd to speak of 'statal sovereignty' for the constituent states of the Reich, because that has already become impossible on account of the ridiculously small size of so many of these states. In the sphere of commerce as well as that of administration the importance of the individual states has been steadily decreasing. Modern means of communication and mechanical progress have been increasingly restricting distance and space. What was once a State is to-day only a province and the territory covered by a modern State had once the importance of a continent. The purely technical difficulty of administering a State like Germany is not greater than that of governing a province like Brandenburg a hundred years ago. And to-day it is easier to cover the distance from Munich to Berlin than it was to cover the distance from Munich to Starnberg a hundred years ago. In view of the modern means of transport, the whole territory of the Reich to-day is smaller than that of certain German federal states at the time of the Napoleonic wars. To close one's eyes to the consequences of these facts means to live in the past. There always were, there are and always will be, men who do this. They may retard but they cannot stop the revolutions of history.

>>509149748
Traitors that attack the IDF?

>>509149748
>>509149887
>>509149936
To be a follower needs only the passive recognition of the idea. To be a member means to represent that idea and fight for it. From ten followers one can have scarcely more than two members. To be a follower simply implies that a man has accepted the teaching of the movement; whereas to be a member means that a man has the courage to participate actively in diffusing that teaching in which he has come to believe.

*takes a SHIT in your thread*
how do you fuckers when someone dumps brown shit in your place, huh? how’d you fucking like it?

>>509150021
The soilders their are the traitors

What do you think of the sheva mizwot and/or bnei noach?

>>509149780
It’s literally a German creole though

>>509150079
Good things

>>509150021
They're having masive numbers of troops that just don't wanna fight anymore
Wanna leave the carnage and can't so , some lose their shit

>>509149887
>Pigeon
Vus hastu nar gesagt?

>>509150078
This was my general idea and it remained the same in 1922. But a clear and precise formula was still to be discovered. We could not be satisfied with merely understanding the problem. It was necessary to come to some conclusions that could be put into practice. The following questions had to be answered:

(1) Are trade unions necessary?

(2) Should the German National Socialist Labour Party itself operate on a trade unionist basis or have its members take part in trade unionist activities in some form or other?

(3) What form should a National Socialist Trades Union take? What are the tasks confronting us and the ends we must try to attain?

(4) How can we establish trade unions for such tasks and aims?

>>509150141
Ikh bin nisht ein feiglein

>>509150078
Schvartze feigale
...i mean... KA-KAW

>>509150105
Ignore the nigger
>>509150129
You don't understand what happens, the IDF is stationed in the territories to protect Arabs from Jews, they attacked Jews to save some Arabs and in response their were protest and during the protest the soilder shot a Jewish kid in the shoulder, this is what is being discussed now

>>509150122
>>509150141
For instance, could the motive-forces of Great Britain's traditional statesmanship smash the disastrous influence of the Jew, or could they not?

>>509150122
I keep and study them actually. Most jews in the eu dont even know about those laws, its funny.

>>509150078
They are doing their jobs, just because Jews are rioting instead of fakestinians doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want.
>>509150129
חחחחח מוות לערבים

>>509150280
>>509150263
In this connection, if we examine the chain of political vicissitudes through which our people have passed during more than a thousand years, recalling the innumerable struggles and wars and scrutinizing it all in the light of the results that are before our eyes to-day, we must confess that from the ocean of blood only three phenomena have emerged which we must consider as lasting fruits of political happenings definitely determined by our foreign policy.

(1) The colonization of the Eastern Mark, which was mostly the work of the Bajuvari.

(2) The conquest and settlement of the territory east of the Elbe.

(3) The organization of the Brandenburg-Prussian State, which was the work of the Hohenzollerns and which became the model for the crystallization of a new Reich.

>>509150323
>Most jews in the eu
Have assimilated into gentile culture

>>509150280
>You don't understand what happens
Ohhhh i think i do !! And i think i know better than you moshé

>>509150355
>doing their job
Their is no excuse to betray your people

Greetings Matthew
Greetings Khazarian queen
Greetings other fellow Jews

How do you do this fine evening?
Me? I toked up and played Elin. Longtime Elona player. I love games like this and Kenshi too. Been watching IRIA the Bounty Hunter, very good anime, would recommend.
Think I'll get takeout tonight. Still haven't decided. Already had pizza yesterday, but things are starting to close so my options are closing up.

>>509150416
Naturally the masses were not conscious of the fact that those in authority had failed to study the subject from this angle.

>>509150323
>liberal Judaism and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the house of Israel.
>>509150280
I will <3

>>509149846
>Ashkenazim

they are just Gothic remnants that lived in and around Crimea during Khazaria period when the kingdom converted to jewism because they were sandwiched between two Abrahamic faiths and didn't want to take any side.

trying to pin them to ancient Levant is just evangelical tier cope

>>509150479
Does punishing your people when they demand punishment constitute as betrayal?
זו מדינה של חוקים

>>509150479
>>509150502
In the business world the situation was even worse. Here the Jews had actually become 'indispensable'. Like leeches, they were slowly sucking the blood from the pores of the national body. By means of newly floated War Companies an instrument had been discovered whereby all national trade was throttled so that no business could be carried on freely

>>509150280
There is no need to be rude.

>>509150416
Thats most likely true. I know some jews even im more orthodox in my believe then them, its very hilarious. Never understood this. Liberals are the fucking worst of it.

>>509150571
>>509150532
While Jewry was busy despoiling the nation and tightening the screws of its despotism, the work of inciting the people against the Prussians increased. And just as nothing was done at the front to put a stop to the venomous propaganda, so here at home no official steps were taken against it. Nobody seemed capable of understanding that the collapse of Prussia could never bring about the rise of Bavaria. On the contrary, the collapse of the one must necessarily drag the other down with it.

>>509150355
תירגע יא פסיכופת

>>509150502
I am good I was invited to a party but I did not go because I have work tomrow instead I went and listened to a torah lecture
>>509150532
Their is only one Judaism calling something that is not Judaism by the label dose not change what it is
>>509150574
The people were intbhe right the shoulders in the wrong>
>חוקים
>מדינה
Shygetz the only role of a Jewish government is to compel observance of mitzvot

Anyone have some good books to read to get on the derech? There are no fucking synagogues that are active around me and my mom is a semi assimilated woman. I just want the stop the endless cycle of assimilationism and honor the culture of my grandfather. Should I just buy the Tanya? Or is Chabad not the way to go?

>>509150853
חחחחח
Et tu gypsy?

>>509151216
Emperor gypsy

>>509151196
Tanya is good but I recommend the Jewish idea by rav kahana both volume one and two

>>509142558
Best falafel comes from Yemeni Jews, way better than Levant styles. Try and find if you can get it, it's made with lentils and is spicier. That's what I like to get. Shalom Falafel and local hole in the walls here have it best.

You should try kubbeh, jachnun, malawach. lahoh, shawarma etc.
All common Israeli food here.

Some arab sperg deleted the kubbeh page on wikipedia and put a sentence on the kibbeh page for it. Obvious attempt to erase our unique takes on middle eastern dishes.

>>509151196
kek at the pic

>>509151196
Also you can read the Tanya for free online

>>509150862
אוקיי יפה תצביעו ותשפיעו
אני בעד התיישבות למרות שלרוב זה לא חוקי
כשאתה עובר על החוק מגיע אונש
מה עוד אתה מצפה

>>509150502
Mixed, my minor has finally ended and I’m about to graduate in januari after I did my last internship. Gonna have a bachelor in law. Kinda sad that I don’t have a Sephardic gf and the country is going to shit ngl. Also we found our family cat after 5 years being lost? but I can’t afford his dental problems which will cost €1000 at least. I’m really bummed up about it and my mom is constantly calling me to give my okay for giving him to an animal shelter.

>>509151196
פרקי אבות?
Maybe some rambam?
Shit im too secular to help

>>509151216
!!עכשיו תן לי את הארנק שלך

>>509151487
If you follow unjust laws you deserve a beating, the only morality is from g-d man does not have permission tod ecode what is good and what bad, only the Tora is a legitimate source for rules, go get triple vax maxed and boosted faggot

>>509151571
קאק סקיצו

>>509151411
Thanks fren
>>509151431
I don’t like reading from my tablet, I literally have a small library with all my study books because I’m retarded and old headed.
>>509151348
Im about to start “they have to go” by rav kahane. Want to give me an idea what the books are about?

>>509151607
Lmao

>>509151196
>>509151348
This
Read up on Kahane (PBUH)

>>509151658
חזר

>>509151636
>>509151697
>>509151578
DEATH DEATH TO THE IDF

>>509151636
חחחח סבבה אחי
"I can do what I want because it's what God told me to do, but you can't do what you want because only God can judge" XD

>>509151661
That is a purely political book the one I recommended you is more pertinent to Judaism, you can read one or two chapters of the Tanya and decide if it's something you want to obtained a physical copy of, I would imagine your local Chabad would probably have a copy you could borrow

>>509151750
You are a brownoid

>>509150479
There is no excuse to stoning soldiers stationed to keep the peace between both sides. If these fights are allowed to go on, many will die and it will probably not result in the outcome you're hoping for (are you hoping of anything or are you just into needless killing?)
>>509151374
Dilate. There have been many studies linking Ashkenazi Jews to the ancient, this claim lacks evidence.

>>509151196
Chabad is great for Bal Tshuvahs and for those who come from secular backgrounds. I'm certain there should be some in the Netherlands for you to check out. Email the local Chabad house and ask if you can come for Shabbat or something. They almost always have weekly classes in major cities.

I would personally recommend not going full Chabad until you get a complete understanding of the different sects of Judaism and what they study. I'm iffy on the Tanya and deeper Chabad beliefs. You'd understand what I meant if you were here in Israel and see dudes waving the "moshiach flag"
I think it's good to become more Modern Orthodox with Artscroll Siddurs, but that's just my humble opinion.

Best book IMHO would for you to get an Artscroll Tanakh with english and start reading it from the beginning. There's good commentary by Rashi in it and others if you get confused.

>>509132316 (OP)
Hebrew food specifically is my favorite food. Mexican is my second. This fact makes me feel conflicted every single day.

>>509151837
>local chabad
My brother all the Jewish centers that are still active are in Amsterdam (the other side of the country) the only synagogue in my city is basically a museum maintained by a charity… it supposedly is the main synagogue of the liberal Jewish community in the region but no one attends because “liberal Jews” have died out or been assimilated that much you can’t call them Jews anymore. It doesn’t even have a fucking rabbi.

>>509149404
yes and its even a mitzva to get piss drunk on purim

>>509151607
are you the Romanian gypsy who lived in Israel and post with a tripcode something like "tfw no big dick gf?"

>>509151829
>"I can do what I want
Absolutly not my point at all and if you don't see how I could flip that on you but replace the creator with your self purported man made authority then you are small minded
>>509151955
>keep the peace between both sides
Their is no place for equality in a Jewish country
>>509151955
>are you hoping of anything or are you just into needless killing?)
I don't want any killing but if ear it is a necessary evil I am hoping for us to dwell securely within our g-d given borders free fromt he corupting influence of non Jews

>>509151955
>Dilate
You people are rude--no wonder nobody likes you

>>509151974
>Best book IMHO would for you to get an Artscroll Tanakh with english and start reading it from the beginning. There's good commentary by Rashi in it and others if you get confused.
Wtf is an artscroll and how do I get one.
>iffy on chabad
Why exactly? Because they are very much into messianic prophecies? Tbh they seem like the only remaining worthy Jewish organization left.

>>509132316 (OP)
That looks nice.

>>509151977
Once you have tasted milkers, you have already converted
Come home Jew man
Live the simple life of God and Granades
Come home Jew man

>>509152216
yes you can except man made authority has actual tangible enforcement beyond "muh afterlife" and is necessary in any society Jewish or not.
הלשכת גיוס קורא לך

>>509152251
Artscroll is just a popular publisher of books
>>509152251
>Because they are very much into messianic prophecies?
Everyone is it's a core tenant of our faith but some channicks take it to a concerning level in regards to the late rebe
>seem like the only remaining worthy Jewish organization left.
Yea, anyways I told what book to get you can order it off amazon

>>509152190
>are you the Romanian gypsy who lived in Israel and post with a tripcode something like "tfw no big dick gf?"
No but i am actively hitting on you though
I do hit digits quite often if i want ,that part is true, i'm good with time

>>509152190
Namefag bitch is on fire today lol

>>509152488
The most erav rav post I've read yet
>הלשכת גיוס קורא לך
I was in the IDF and I live in the territories

>>509150862
>I went and listened to a torah lecture
Noice
I go to a local shiur every week that also has a BBQ.

>>509151545
Congrats on graduating, my dude
I dropped out of college THREE TIMES before I finally got my degree. So you should be happy you are completing it and on time too. Keep with the internships too, experience is key. Congrats on finding your cat, but sorry to hear about his medial issues. We have a lot of stray cats here in Jerusalem the locals and I like to care for. If you get a bunch of good work experience, maybe someday try to look for a job here. I'm originally from the US and you'll have to get used to getting payed less here and paying more for goods, but it's what I decided to do. I feel there is more future here and I also don't want my family to be quietly assimilated in the US.
>tfw no girlfriend
I also know that feel

>>509152488
סמיכות
Fren
Like you say
בית ה-ספר
And not
הבית ספר

לשכת ה-גיוס

>>509132609
>steinfeld

>>509152503
>artscroll is a publisher
It doesn’t seem like I can buy the tanakh in my country from them. At least not under 80€
>but some channicks take it to a concerning level in regards to the late rebe
I get what you mean with the late schneerson. But I do like him since he makes non-Jews Seeth endlessly. Even half Jews whose parents decided to commit to intermarriage…
>showed you which books
Will definetly try to get myself a real good copy of the tanakh. Had one but lended it to my brother and got it from a Christian so I don’t know if I can trust that version.

>>509152848
אני מדבר עברית טוב

Expect Bibi to have another black eye in a few days.

>>509132316 (OP)
>foreskin salad

>>509152251
You need to visit
Like, get a job in Israel or something, volunteer maybe (if you can afford)

Find your Sephardic and window-shop for the right brand
Also Yemeni food cannot be explained, it's just good

>>509132609
the talmud says the only time mockery is ok is when you mock an idolator, and tell him to shove his idol up his ass.
this is exactly what happens in the poppy episode, when fusilli jerry ends up in his ass. i think poppy represents the pope, as papa is what the italians call the pope, he is italian, and very anti abortion.
also the pilot episode they pitch (show within the show) has the plotline that someone wrongs jerry, then ends up working for him as his butler. this is directly from the bible, where if someone owes you money and can't pay, they become your slave for a set period of time.

>>509151636
> the only morality is from g-d man does not have permission tod ecode what is good and what bad
>לא בשמיים היא
some fake jew did listen during the lesson about
תנורו של אכנאי

>>509152718
Good for you, but laws are laws and there is nothing wrong with the IDF enforcing laws. If you think they are unjust then get the country to vote differently, the soldiers are just as traitors as the מתיישבים who threaten them.
Attacking your brother because you disagree with the law and think it is unjust is for goyim

fake news exposed. No Sayeret Matkal on the ground in Iran.

>>509152974
>schneerson
Is good very well respected and has many good books you could read google likutei sichos and find one that interests you, do not let crazies taint his memory
>>509152974
>Will definetly try to get myself a real good copy of the tanakh
Get volume one and two of the Jewish idea by rav meir kahan that is the book you need to inspire you you can get it as a set for like 50 bucks if I remember correctly look on Amazon

>>509153337
schneerson's wife didn't cover her hair btw
not saying that's good or bad, just saying
but yes, you cannot smear the schneer

>>509153312
>look goy we wrote some more arabic dat means we won
lol, IDF acted with 0 resistance on the ground in Iran, cope and seeth
>>509152558
im a happily married trad woman

>>509153294
Dose it not say in tehilim "i hate those thay hate you", it is a commandment not to like people who disregard the yoke fonheaven, Voting is for goyim having laws not from the Torah is for goyim you are a shygeyz and I will not be responding to you any more

>>509132316 (OP)
Is that goy foreskin?

>>509152775
>Congrats on finding your cat, but sorry to hear about his medial issues
It hurts me a lot, he immediately recognize me and my mom. But now my lil brother and my mom don’t wanna contribute to his medical needs, and I was planning to set aside atleast half of it. Really fucking hurts man. I’m a sentimental guy and the kitty knew my childhood cat.
>I'm originally from the US and you'll have to get used to getting payed less here and paying more for goods, but it's what I decided to do.
I was already born into lower class poverty here, at least Israelis have fulfilling lives and here the Jewish culture is dead.
>I feel there is more future here and I also don't want my family to be quietly assimilated in the US.
I have an almost delusional fear that I have to make Aliyah because my kids will otherwise not be able to be Jewish. Dutch Judaism has fallen and every last bit of Jewish spasm here is just cope at this point. I literally see it everywhere in culture/politics and in my own life. My grandfather was under the illusion that we could totally come back from the Shoah, while himself being too scared to commit to the life.
>Congrats on graduating, my dude
I dropped out of college THREE TIMES before I finally got my degree. So you should be happy you are completing it and on time too.
Didn’t do it on time, college is fucking us over and I had to have a 1,5 year delay on my diploma. I do think about getting my masters after this. But I’m not sure, if I want to do it here. I feel like if I don’t I’ll forever be stuck in this country and the assimilationist circle.
>No gf
I am delusionally infatuated by this girl who is a hasbarah cutie. (Not a very successful one)

>>509151977
Lox and bagels with sour cream and red onions and capers. That's about it.

>>509153533
I'm liking them digits you're hitting
כן, אני יודע מי אתה, בגלל זה אני מקווה לראות את הציצים האלה

>>509153501
Chabad were wigs they are liberal in that regard traditionally Jews in ware a tychel

>>509153148
>Like, get a job in Israel or something, volunteer maybe (if you can afford)
I was planning on going to a kibbutz when I was 18 but I was retarded enough to persuit and finish my high school diploma (I had to repeat a year). I bash my skull open for that every day.
>Find your Sephardic and window-shop for the right brand
Of Judaism? XD ngl I kinda dig the Nachman Jews.
>>509153337
I will look on Amazon and keep educating myself on rebbe schneerson thanks anon.

>>509153368
So that's where the foreskins go

>>509152251
Artscroll is a big publisher of Jewish Books/Sefarim. I personally like them and their translations. It's what a lot of typical"Ashkenazi Jews" use.
Sefaria is a good choice for free reading too.

Chabad is very good and I'm a big fan of their outreach program and they're very revolutionary in bringing back secular Jews. I go to a lot of local Chabad Shiurs and even went to a Chabad Yeshiva for a bit. I just don't feel it's right for me in certain regards. There are certain rulings I don't agree on and books I don't exactly follow. Also there's a large amount of them that have interesting views on the late "Rebbe" in regards to who they think the "Messiah" is. They usually don't talk about this directly unless you are here in Israel.
I don't know how it's like in the Netherlands, but there is also Aish as a good Jewish Organization in the US.
Maybe try to go to a Bal Tshuvah Yeshiva in Israel? They love post-graduates and you should be able to get an easy scholarship for a few months or more to study here. They'll pay for most of it.

Good Yeshivas to look at are Mayanot, Ohr Samayach, and Aish HaTorah. Google them and send a simple email to all of them. I guarantee they would love to have you and answer any questions you have. Pick the one that feels right for you.

Also download the Artscroll apps and library on Google Play or the iphone store. There's a lot of free books on there that can help you getting started.

>>509153621
We don't hate the mityashvim like we hate paliscum.
It is not a pleasure to uproot mityashvim but it has to be done, even if not done seriously
> Voting is for goyim having laws not from the Torah
What happens when there is not a general consensus on the interpretations of the Torah? You are retarded.

>>509153752
No one ears that here and it would not be kosher to seferdim

>>509153861
>Tfw no big dick GF

>>509154055
Good job
Checkd

>>509153976
>Sefaria is a good choice for free reading too.
I have that app, don’t know which artscroll app to download im not fluent in Hebrew.
>Aish as a good Jewish Organization in the US.
Isn’t that like a leftwing shit website? I’m not into Jews that suffer from Stockholm syndrome.
>Maybe try to go to a Bal Tshuvah Yeshiva in Israel? They love post-graduates and you should be able to get an easy scholarship for a few months or more to study here. They'll pay for most of it.
Rn I don’t have the balls to do that anon.

>>509154055
אני מוכן לחשוף סודות מדינה בשביל הציצים האלה, נשבע

>>509153976
How long ago were you at mayanot?

>>509132316 (OP)
Y'all need Jesus

>>509154014
>>509154005
>>509153869
On such superficial grounds it was impossible to deal with the whole problem in an earnest and rational way. The consequence was that many people could not understand this kind of anti-Semitism and therefore refused to take part in it.

>>509154400
>Isn’t that like a leftwing shit website
No not at all, they run a good baal teshuvah yeshiva in the old city

>>509154437
>>509154414
>>509154494
Through this shilly-shally way of dealing with the problem the anti-Semitism of the Christian-Socialists turned out to be quite ineffective.

It was anti-Semitic only in outward appearance. And this was worse than if it had made no pretences at all to anti-Semitism; for the pretence gave rise to a false sense of security among people who believed that the enemy had been taken by the ears; but, as a matter of fact, the people themselves were being led by the nose.

project bluebeam is starting?

shitrael

>>509154546
>>509153288
>>509152590
The Jew readily adjusted himself to this form of anti-Semitism and found its continuance more profitable to him than its abolition would be.

>>509154650
I saw that, we stopped the car and filmed it

Palirats getting smoked
>>509154786
wtf is it? they said its starlink satellites, but why would you see them out of the hundreds of satellites in earths orbit?

>>509132316 (OP)
great now im craving sabich
hard to find a good one around here

>>509154888
I don't know

>>509154703
Listen here faggotGPT
You are speaking to /pol/tards, not regular Israelis
Think Begin, Shamir, Katzir all the to kahana-niggers. Hetzl wasn't affraid to break a few eggs to make an omelette, we are not affraid to break a few Herzles. (And this is probably the only thing we agree on) Assume I'm a terrorist and adjust your talking points accordingly

>>509155089
i bet goyim are up to no good again

>>509153643
Yeah I felt my Judaism had little future in the US. Pretty much all of my family assimilated, except the ones that moved here awhile ago. I felt it was best for the future of my faith and culture to be here, among fellows.

If you can get free college, I'd say it's a good thing to get. I had to pay for mine in the US.
You could also get a free masters here in Israel, check it out.

>I am delusionally infatuated by this girl
PLEASE don't simp. It will NEVER work for you, especially in getting a Jewish girl. Trust me on this.

>>509154400
>don’t know which artscroll app to download im not fluent in Hebrew
There's an english one. Just go to the artscroll website, they'll have direct google play/apple store links.

>Isn’t that like a leftwing shit website?
You must have it confused with something else. I wouldn't exactly consider them leftwing.

>Rn I don’t have the balls to do that anon.
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET THAT CHUTZPAH, ANON
Don't complain about not having options when you yourself say things like this. It's time for you to take action. Writing even one email isn't hard. You can write them all the same one too. They'd love to hear you, I'm certain. Even if you don't want to go, just to talk or advice in getting in touch with your local communities. I came to Israel during Iranian strikes a year ago, it's honestly quite safe here. The Mayanot Yeshiva is a brand new building full of 20-30 year old guys learning. It's a vibe. The food is delicious too.
Also reach out to the Chabad of the Netherlands, their website will CERTAINLY have an email. They will give you good advice.

>>509153893
Nachman Jews are thugs and Rabbi Nachman is a literal hypocrite.

>>509155165
>Assume I'm a terrorist and adjust your talking points accordingly
Fucking KEK

>>509154650
It's most likely starlink
At least 60% of the news channels in Israel like Push IL are run by complete dumbasses

>>509154437
I was enrolled for like 7-8 months or so around last summer. After the new building.
Afterwards, I got my own studio apartment. I live nearby though so I still go now every so often.

>>509154650
>>509154786
>>509155089
ALIEUMS

>>509155268
Dose rabbi koffman still do the q and a class

>>509155602
why are the specifically so visible? why now?

>>509155626
I was their a little bit before theu switched to the new building but I have friends they now

>>509155713
Not entirely sure why/when they do this but I've seen them blink like this over east coast US as well as in Israel, it's pretty cool

>>509155713

Hey faggot. Sounds like the Haifa refinery is going to be out at least until October, unless you get uppity with Iran again and make them destroy it again.

ani chatul katom mossadim she ochel tapuz

>>509134571
i figured it was just couscous and kebabs. looks yum anon.

>>509155799
They were not realty blinking

>>509133516
97.5% are not Semites who are living in occupied Palestine anon please stop LARPING as one, I have more Semitic DNA than you will ever have

>>509155673
To the best of my knowledge, yes.
He did them while I was there. He really seems to know his stuff

He led a pretty great farbrengen in Kfar Chabad a bunch of students and I went to. We even brought yapchik kugel

>>509155830
so i get less air polution?? BASED

>>509155830
Voldemort?

>>509151367
i agree with your take. arabfags are salty about 'muh appropriation' just cuz your jews. meanwhile every nation in the ME has its own takes on middle eastern staples like kubba, hummus, falafel etc. One thing iraqi jews do really good is sabich. shit is bomb AF. Is most 'israeli' food from mizrahi jews?

>>509155732
>>509155713

10 year recession in Israel coming just like after Yom Kippur War, unless you kikes try to get off your knees and attack Iran again.

You don't even have money to replace all your attack drones that got destroyed over Iran and on the runways in Israel. Lmao.

10 years of pain, if you're lucky and stay on your knees.

An Israeli thread? Looks like an opportune time to post P E P E F R O G. Isnt he cool fellow Israelis? Dont we all just love this funni green frog?

https://youtu.be/wOLNwrFX4mc?si=7KI5gSWZOolLAcWO

Keep this thread alive guys. Lets post some frogs!

>>509148555
buckbroken
also nice gets

>>509156143
im sorry goy, its not happening.
good night to all righteous jews ITT

>>509155165
t. Oven Dodger

>>509156110
>most 'israeli' food from mizrahi jews
Yes I think the only main stay here from the ashekanzim is schnitzel
>>509156143
The goyim only care about money kek
>>509156054
Seeing him drink is hilarious

>>509156143

details of Israel's 10 year recession that begins now.

>>509156269
No tits?

>>509155268
>If you can get free college, I'd say it's a good thing to get. I had to pay for mine in the US.
Same here, and I’ll look into the master programs.
>assimilated family
I’m literally the only one in my family who keeps kosher… my mom has even brought up if I had a problem with that and I said: “I do since all Jews should commit to kosher and Shabbat, but it’s your own personal choice”. She tries to eat vegetarian once a weak to seem to at least hold on to it but she really doesn’t.
>PLEASE don't simp. It will NEVER work for you, especially in getting a Jewish girl. Trust me on this.
I know anon, I just really enjoy a pretty face of a girl I find extremely inspiring since she does make videos about her getting onto the derech a few years ago. I’m a fool to love her I’m aware. But she really inspires me a bit to improve myself, she was one of the motivations (her motivations not herself as a girl don’t worry I’m not some stupid simp) to commit to kosher 6 years ago.
>artscroll
I’ll do it
>Aish
I’ll also look out for them.
>Don't complain about not having options when you yourself say things like this. It's time for you to take action.
I will anon, I’ve got summer break now. I am however very aware that I need to hide my Jewishness in my final internship just to be safe and not weird out my colleagues.
>The food is delicious too.
Also reach out to the Chabad of the Netherlands, their website will CERTAINLY have an email.
Ill think about the best way to write them an email. I’ve been wanting to do so for years but it really feels like the right time to do it. Either now or never.

>>509156269
>>509156311

>Ha! joke's on you, goy. We can build 25 Arrow 3 missiles a year!

>Once we re-build the Rafael factories...

>>509133371
Fucking newfag never heard of sage in all fields?

fucking finally got interview in big company
economy is hell for new grad engineers right now all the work outsourced to pajeets
i need to prepare now

>>509156143
kek what happened to all the F35s

>>509156457
>edited video because all the videos of Palestinians getting ACKED are real
Hebros how are we winning this hard?

>>509156491

They never crossed into Iranian skies. Just fired missiles from Iraq and from the Caspian Sea and pretended they were flying all over Iran with air superiority.

Same trick Trump used with his fake and gay B-2 strikes that never happened.

>>509156462
Keep you friends close.....

>>509156457
Anon I don't want the missiles to be intercepted I want them to hit tel Aviv and Haifa because these places are majority secular/non Jewish more than not being my problem when they get bombed Its actually beneficial to me, Jerusalem and shtechim chads stay winning no matter what

>>509132861
Is this a diversion tail like the ones lizards shed to confuse attackers.

Like the jew drops this on the ground when the goyim knows and comes to punish the jew for its crimes?

And when the jew drops it on the ground it escapes while the goyim peck at it.

>>509156638
brown coping

>>509147058
Oy vey!

>>509156593

Big ground operation in Gaza when, Moshe?
Lmao, there is no ground IDF any more, so no big ground operations anywhere.

And the smaller ground operations just get wrecked because it's all 19 year old kids who were in middle school during Covid.

IDF institutional knowledge consists of Pokemon card trading tips.

>>509138893
Same as europw mostly, meaning the country skins us alive

>>509156477
Good luck fren

>>509156666

Yeah faggots like Khazarian Queer live in Haifa and Tel Aviv.
But they're a lot smarter than you hillbilly retards, which is why Iran didn't destroy your illegal settlements or west jerusalem.

Israel without the Ashkenazi coastal faggot elites is basically Damascus. Harmless.

Problem for you is, you don't have enough hillbillies to defend the settlements, and you're too greedy to consolidate territory and just move into '48 borders. Oh well, that's exactly why Iran's letting you live for now.

Just like how Russia is letting Zelensky live, because he's so retarded.

>>509156477

You won't get the job. They just had to interview a certain number of Jews.

>>509157132
>But they're a lot smarter
They are self destructive morons who live in a fairy tail
>you don't have enough hillbillies to defend the settlements
Not true we just need more guns

>>509157132
I found this post the most hilarious of them all
>>509155165
Wanna slice?

>>509156666

Must have been pretty comfy though, watching Haifa and Tel Aviv getting blasted non-stop, with no real fear of your non-coastal neighborhood getting hit.
Eh?

>>509156908
>>509157124
>>509155165
This fictitious conflict between the Zionists and the Liberal Jews soon disgusted me; for it was false through and through and in direct contradiction to the moral dignity and immaculate character on which that race had always prided itself.

>>509157307
>Not true we just need more guns

No, because you'll be needed to also defend Tel Aviv and Haifa and Ashdod and the Negev and the Leb, Jordan, and West Bank borders, in addition to the settlements.

You didn't think this through. It's that IQ thing I was trying to spell out nice and slow for you.

>>509157394
https://simplicius76.substack.com/p/israel-iran-the-denouement

https://www.unz.com/mwhitney/heres-proof-that-israel-lost-the-war/

>>509155165
>thinks it's ChatGPT
low IQ kike

>>509132316 (OP)
>all that food paid with goy gibs

"Lost decade"

Finance Ministry officials claim that "the Ministry of Finance will not allow a lost economic decade to occur," referring to the serious economic situation that prevailed in the State of Israel after the Yom Kippur War, which included a prolonged economic crisis following extraordinary defense spending.

>>509156889
Matthew <3
>>509156829
Have you seen the live map? We literally control 80% of Gaza.
>>509156666
Based?

>>509157394
It was I was up on my roof watching the missiles fly over head I got some footage and even saw one hit Ramallah >>509157522
You only need to defend the borders especially if we expell all the non Jews who live int his country

https://files.catbox.moe/d1kmgo.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/668ahy.mp4

>>509133128
>that dish
mix up a salad with some quinoa or other grain and add a few roasted sausages on the side
>"that dish"
FFS Romanianon

Should I bake?

>>509157855
ye whatever

>>509155268
Kys kike.

>>509157552
> literal who sources
What's funny is if you spend 5 seconds fact checking these with something as simple as a reverse image search you'll immediately see it's total bullshit kek

Next:
>>509157963
>>509157963
>>509157963

>>509157812
I found the recipe i'll add my own touch to it
Don't judge a nigga just because he's poor c'mon now
I'm america first

>>509157687
>Have you seen the live map? We literally control 80% of Gaza.

Just like Feb 2024, retard. Lmao.
Jews are so inbred that they can't function in the 3d world, but they're pretty good operating in map world and talmud world.

>>509157689

I'll let you keep your comfy fantasy because you cheered with us while Tel Aviv and Haifa were getting blasted.

>>509158312
Havr a slice

friendly reminder: for nearly 2000 years, all of your male ancestors had their weiners mutilated and then sucked on by perverted old men, who you are also related to