Anonymous
ID: xavL14kd
7/4/2025, 11:30:36 AM No.509476772
So I was sitting in the bath thinking to myself that Klarna is actually an insane business model.
They do practically no credit checks, hand out buy now pay later loans like throwing dollars at strippers, and there's no real minimum loan limits.
So imagine this situation (in Minecraft of course):
A large number of people buy a $2 cheeseburger on Klarna.
They don't pay it back.
They contact customer service to argue the fees which financially are negligible causing Klarna additional losses because Klarna is paying more to process this than the profit they would incur from the $2 cheeseburger.
It makes no financial sense to send to collections purely due to the girth of customers.
Fraud detection systems won't work if people diversify into hotdogs and fries etc.
Like, that's really dumb and they've already incurred losses.
They do practically no credit checks, hand out buy now pay later loans like throwing dollars at strippers, and there's no real minimum loan limits.
So imagine this situation (in Minecraft of course):
A large number of people buy a $2 cheeseburger on Klarna.
They don't pay it back.
They contact customer service to argue the fees which financially are negligible causing Klarna additional losses because Klarna is paying more to process this than the profit they would incur from the $2 cheeseburger.
It makes no financial sense to send to collections purely due to the girth of customers.
Fraud detection systems won't work if people diversify into hotdogs and fries etc.
Like, that's really dumb and they've already incurred losses.
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