Thread 509608744

he's going to jail in 2 weeks

>>509608744 (OP)
Holy fetal alcohol syndrome

>>509608744 (OP)
Did you photoshop this? To make him look like... a retarded chinese jew?

>>509608744 (OP)
kek what a nigger
Don't drop the soap, woman beater!

>>509608915
>Beating women is le bad

Go back

what for?

>>509608744 (OP)
reasons why i hate styxhexenhammer

>occult retard who knows nothing about the occult despite being obsessed with it
he thought the necronomicon was a real book

>e-begs for money to buy a laptop every time he busts his laptop

a 150 dollar refurbished laptop from ebay works just as well as those shitty expensive alienware laptops he always buys

>gets married

if you get married knowing how shitty women are you are a fucking idiot

>gives basic bitch chud opinions

>>509608845
nah

>>509608866
It's AI.

he's gonna be Bubba's favorite. i can sense it. he's too proud to cut his faggot hair & Bubba likes a purrty face like that

>>509610237
it's mostly niggers (not white guys) who do the raping in prison

>>509610335
what race do you think Bubba is, retard?

>>509610358
bubba is a white trash name. no black guy is named bubba

>>509610446
wasn't the nigger in forrest gump named bubba?
bubba is also the name always used in prison rape jokes

>>509608744 (OP)
Finally, the logposts will stop on /b/

>>509608744 (OP)

starting to go bald more like
amirite

>>509610659
every time i hear the nickname or name bubba in a movie it's always a white trash/hillybilly type person

i guess some black guys who live in the south have that name
i googled it

fuck off man you dissapoint all of us

He's a jew.

Remember when he posted about getting "jailhouse rocked?" yeah he's gonna get his bussy ripped open in a new orleans prison by feral blacks

maybe he can cope about it some more and do some more period blood magic rituals and claim some random politician suicide is his doing. this guy's meltdown has been glorious and I'm pretty sure his association alone has destroyed thequartering's channel too, guy is making vids about his channel losing subs and viewers like crazy and all happens after he bailed the vampire pirate out of jail and had him nodding off on his livestreams

>>509608744 (OP)
Would make a disappointing troon

>>509611026
he's totally gonna enjoy it since he's a satanist, right? right?

>>509609620
>every time he busts his laptop
me thinks he stores CP on it & busts it when he gets paranoid about the cops coming for a search

What did he do? I thought he had demonic protection. He said he helped Trump dodge that bullet.

>>509608744 (OP)
>I'm going to prison for life. That's about all, peace out.

stop making threads carl no we're not going to teach tyouu sami curses

>>509611514
don't teach him sami curses

fis out

>>509608744 (OP)
Seems that the charges against him ultimately styx

>>509608744 (OP)
>>509608994
>>509611026
>>509611446


He threw a phone at his bitch for being dumb.

He was found guilty of battery.

He claims it was an accident because he was wasted.

He didn't take the stand in defence of himself.

He's not yet been sentenced.

He expects probation.

>>509608744 (OP)
This dude has the worst luck with women, his first wife got knocked up by some random dutch drug dealer so he came back to America to shack up with his ex but found her texting nudes to some other guy so he threw his phone at her and she called the police lmao. He needs to take the fat-girl pill.

>>509611514
anon have you been in the finnforest before? you know between norway and sweeden.. susp as fuck shit, carl would have loved this... god damnit so I haven't been to this place, but some finn-forest guy in the 1800ds cursed this soil.. and my god damn, is this symbol.. so they go now 200 years after.. is it salt? nope ..... is spooky stuff

>>509611514
I can do one, so you are supposed to take an abbor, and watching is finns you can tell the weather.. back finn I mean.. dark finn means rain or something anf if you count them is for ever month, so just some stupid supersticion from the finn forest for you...

this will give carl a hardon.. but so my uncle bought a property in finnskogen and what did they find... this animal bones under the house..

god damnit go see that survive the jive for this bullshit, it happened

>>509611111
that's the most likely cope, he's already on X being like, "wow now that I've been convicted I'm a real pirate :)" him trying to act like this makes him look like a tough guy or something

there's nothing more bitch made than dudes who beat on women and everyone can smell the weakness

>>509609620
Real Occultists simply do Occultism. There's no qualifying badge or group you join. You either have the means to peak through and do a funny stuff with the magic thingy or you do not.
The kind of Occultism Tarl does is boring and I'll grant you that. But disqualifying him because he does or doesn't know the right things about a book or because he's obsessed with Stolis is funny. I'd disqualify him because he includes himself in 4chan stuff but isn't anonymous.

>>509608744 (OP)
That's one thing you want to be really careful to avoid.

>>509608994
>beating women is le good

>>509612574
man he used to poast here this is just all fucking sad, he some how managed to snap out this about the greenlandic bishop in muh wikangs days they got rekt in america

or something i can't rememrer the bishops name

>>509611026
I'll be honest, watching Styx was cool about three years ago. Something happened over the last two or so that really wrecked things. Clearly it was partly due to his ex wife and daughter.

>>509608744 (OP)
For how long
Jail sucks, based on what I’ve heard

>>509612887
>america
canada/markland/vestheim

>>509612720
>Made a deal with an actual demon
>Gets fucked in the end
Avoid demons at all cost. Only work with God, Jesus, the Virgin Mary, the archangels. Or if you are pagan, work with the gods/planets you know are good like Zeus, Apollo, Venus, Mercury, etc. demons are trash.

>>509608744 (OP)
Is he going to jail in Vermont or New Orleans? How does that work?

>>509612038
Is that daughter really his?

>>509613090
>New Orleans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4bFqW_eu2I

he's down there I think is were he's been convicted

>>509612902
>>509612887
yeah I remember seeing him in like 2016 and he actually spoke pretty fast and seemed pretty sharp but whatever substance abuse issue he has is really doing a number on him and he barely sounds conscious and the shades dont help, watching him now is just watching a dude spiral and it's rough

watch his interview with ethan ralph a few months back, he was trying to say there weren't any charges even though his arrest info was publicly accessible, he's been coping the entire time

>>509613022
Bro, it's too late. We've already told the normalfags. There are way better things to be doing right now. Did no one tell you about the whole 2025 special year situation?
Why would you waste this time running interference on muh speak to ayleems?

>>509613174
>jail in New Orleans
Ah shit. He's about to be Poorlittlewhiteboy666. Peace out to his bunghole.

>>509613213
he used to poast here, but ye I haven't paid atetntion either

carl if you ead this... wtf is 13 go count between the bones is 13 .. is this why is an unluck number...


I stop. I spooked my self

we've been jesus kristus here along time no finnish ebin magic or sami or carl or voodoo or farts

>>509612902
He left for Europe to get married several years ago iirc. It seems like his life has fallen apart since then.

>>509608744 (OP)
Where is he going? I'll go there and shoot a nigger so that I can be in gen pop with him. He looks like he wouldn't resist much and would cry. I like that.

>>509608744 (OP)
Styx would've saved himself if he were gooning to Stella's fat tits instead.
>>509613022
His Stolasfaggotry has sealed his fate.

>>509611111
holy kekkin digits this post has to be true

>>509613934
kek.. ffs good tymus

>>509611111
reeeee

>>509614293
that french fuck he fucking killed his wyfu didn't he?

>>509614293
>>509614390
she just ran off in the wild I mean.. I don't buy it that asshole did something

slop slop slop slop I am so tired of slop

you know who ask about

we're all usa now

you bastards can kiss my shiny metal rasshøl

>>509611026
Wait he seriously got raped in jail and then made a joke about it???!!!!!!!!

>>509608744 (OP)
WTF WHAT RACE IS THIS

damnit what's that french canadians pieree somthing that killed his wyfu

and now went .. is ben zen yers since madam left øs

bastard killed her

Styxrectumjammer666 looking rough these days. Do you think he's going to be the top or bottom in prison though. He's in Vermont which is very white and he allegedly has a 10.2 inch benis.

>>509616454
It's JF Gariepy

>>509616727
ye.. so status? did he do it or what?

he hasn't been around for a long time though he was big in like 2016 or so

Styx is based and you are all leaf dog fuckers.

get fucked niggers

>>509616727
how come these french living in canada speak broekn candian?

btw I was through hell here, so they think I hung my brother in law... nobody belived me that I didn't do it.... he was a piece of shti and I was so angry at him, but I did not do that

>okay mister...... you people can'tbelliv how it is everyone looks at you this way

he was really mean to my sister and he took the easy way out...
sigh wenting off

if it was up to me I would not fucking hang him I would torture that piuece of shit with a blowtorch to the eye

anyways that's my story, I hate that piece of shit so much I spit on his grave

I was the last one that spoke to him.. at this point I went he called me.. and he had this name as several of my frens, so I went
>OH IT'S YOU!
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER

>oh we're there now
so we drove only to find her had already left with the dog... anyways . he hung him self and people look at me shiftyeyed. going .. anon? is not funny

I have never hung anyone that piece of shit

he had severely mental problems .. you know if you only ... shti like this haunts you is why I am so angry pice of shit

and he lied so much too, but we didn't understand how mentallyunwell he was

>>509618245
Their first language is French and a lot of them don't really learn English but it's the same outside of Quebec where the primary language is English and we "learn" very little French at all so most of us don't even speak it.

he had two kids I never met them... the dingle berry goes in the garage fucking hangs him self and tries to blame it on everone else god that piece os shit wrote many letters, I burned them all and let nobody read them

I was so fucking angry... my poor sister, cousin andd everyone he hurt

>>509612574
he's going to get jailhouse rocked and slip into dissociational
mental illness
https://rumble.com/vcgvf1-tarl-hits-a-snarl-the-spiced-divinorum-demonology-challenge.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v

>>509618818
but jf there lives in canada, speaks broken english.. tbqh is kinda comfy though

trudeu ie though he speak good in both..

I dunno man speak sami and n... it doesn't count

what did you do?

sigh seriously for those of you that have gone through such hard shit is not easy..assholes that off them selves go the worst part of hell, nivlhell where they are zombies and this serpent gnams and spits ether on them

>>509608744 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

anyways if you have a cunt in your family that goes like this, go beat the living shit out of him/herr

because this kind of crap is not devestating int the now, it lasts god I hate that pice of shit

and he had two kids prior

>>509619800
kek

no you are not getting my shekelrinos wyfu beater

>>509608744 (OP)
Good. Thsts what he gets for cheating at Danky Kang

>>509612574
>hitting women is so weak dude!
Absolute faggot opinion. No wonder every other landwhale in america is on OF.