Thread 509726358

HOLY FVVVVUAAAAACKKK!!
AIR RAID SIRENS JUST WENT OFFF!!! IN ALL OF FINLAND!!!!! (300 seconds ago)
THIS IS IIITT!!!
NUCLEAR WAAAAAAAAARRR!!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S HAPPENNIIINNGGG!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZFscfJxXc

Being Finnish is worse than dead, Putin is doing you guys a favor.

>>509726358 (OP)
Hello little Pleiadians.
It's time to play our "favorite" game together. I call it. "Survival."
https://youtu.be/94syrs_VbbU

>>509726492
/Thread

>>509726492
hey, that wasn't very nice.
being finnish is actually pretty cool :DDDD

I ASKED MY NEIGHBOUR AND HE SAYS OURS WILL GO OFF IN 4 HOURS
HOW CAN HE KNOW THAT?
HE'S A RUSSIAN SLEEPER AGENT!
HOLY SHIT DUDE I BBQ WITH THAT GUY
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD

>>509726629
>I ASKED MY NEIGHBOUR AND HE SAYS OURS WILL GO OFF IN 4 HOURS
WTFFFFFF!!!!!!?????
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
GLOBAL HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!
NUCLEAR WARRR!! - GODS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>509726358 (OP)
Nukes are FAKE

Watch the documentary:
https://odysee.com/@Got42d:3/The-Nuclear-Scare-Scam---Galen-Winsor-eats-uranium-to-prove-its-_harmless_:5
> physic professor who toured arround the USA in the 70s made presentations proving Uranium and radiation is literally overblow, to get it out of regular peoples hands since ist pretty easy to use for almost free energy.
He also explains the properties of certain radiation.
For example alpha radiation is just producing helium.
It can't even penetrate paper.

Radiators from radium which emit heat without energy imput can be radiactivly isolatey by putting it in a thin aluminum Box.
But they wanted to get it out of consumers hands since they can't require money from you for that.

So then every radioactive material became dangerous.
Which people did not buy sind they knew in the 50s that only polonium and Kobalt isotopes produce radiation which can affect the human beeing.
Then they created the Nuke scam. Cheap energy will be impossible because of that.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/bOO8PGgN7Z2e/

> THAT TIME FIVE GUYS STOOD AT GROUND ZERO WHILE A NUKE DETONATED OVERHEAD.
https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2012/07/16/156851175/five-men-agree-to-stand-directly-under-an-exploding-nuclear-bomb
> archived: https://archive.is/z8Vcf

Berkele :d

did it go
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
or
>UIUUIUUIUUIUUIUUIUU

Put me in the screencap. It's been a pleasure shitposting.

Can confirms. Exactly 1200 hrs. What did they meant for this? Is Putins doing evil number magic like Osama Bin Laden with 9/11?

>>509726944
it goes like this
>uuuuuUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii------
:D

>>509726437
holy fucking oblivion face sliders, batman!

>>509727188
>>509726944
>exactly 12:00
so it was an air-siren test

>>509726358 (OP)
Fuck fingolia.

Double 88s confirm

>>509726437
Stable in stablediffusion doesnt mean what you think

>>509726437
TRVKE: this is just women without makeup
but holy fuck I would sex middle row far left
sexsexsex

nothing ever happens

>>509727265
:D it is a nice sound
>>509727188
>How do I know if the alarm signal is indicating a real emergency?
>Do not call the emergency number to ask if there is a real danger.
>When there is a real danger outside, the alarm will sound for a one-minute period raising and falling in volume.
>Sounding of the general alarm signal is tested on the first Monday of each month that is a business day at 12 noon. The testing alarm is an even sound that lasts 7 seconds. When you hear the test siren you do not need to do anything.

>first Monday of each month that is a business day at 12 noon
>https://www.suomi.fi/citizen/rights-and-obligations/security-and-public-order/guide/what-to-do-in-an-emergency/emergency-bulletins-alarm-signals-and-pre-emptive-warnings

Fake, didnt hear anything

>be finns
>zero problems with Russia for 70 years, example of how one can border Russia with zero issues
>get compromised and a party whore becomes leader and sells out country to NATO
>she fucks off back to partying, while NAFO brainwashing starts in finland, they are taught to FEAR, paranoya spreads
>make the neibourgh that had no issues with an enemy
>close border and trade, start montly alarms, teaching people how to survive in bombing, preparing to live in bunkers etc.
>all for nothing since Finland just will be Nuked if war with NATO starts, since its the clothest and critical direction to protect Spb
i can understand balts butthurt, but Finns ruined their country future overnight and there doesnt seem to be any prospects of recovery. Country sold by some party whore pussy.

>>509727993
I know this is bait but I find it funny how anti-NATOtards "blame" Sanna for it, when she and the socialdemocrats always were against NATO. Meanwhile the currently in power right wing coalition was always for NATO. So where is the logic? do they wish we would've elected the pro-NATO right wingers even earlier instead?

>>509726358 (OP)
You fucks think WW3 is starting every day in here.

>>509726358 (OP)
Is it noon there? they always test them on Mondays.

>>509728232
And Zelenski election promises was peace with Russia. You are fool that got played.

>>509728232
The kings are still in charge of everything in Europe except France, that hot coke head was nothing but a face and couldn't even maintain like the retard she is.

>>509728480
hmm I wonder why that didn't work out....

I hope they will not nuke the hydraulic press channel.

*totally not a rusnya propaganda thread

Nothingburger as always. Wish you snow downies the best tho.

>>509728232
Follow the money.

>>509728968
Gracias, Ahmed

>>509728995
kek

>>509728502
In sweden (and thus finland) the king always stood up for the peasantry (common people) against the nobility. I often wish we had some king like Gustav Vasa or Gustav III who would put these politicians and corporate rats in their place.
FYI Gustav III literally cast out the nobility from the estates general/diet (parliament) leaving only the clergy, burghers and peasantry to make decisions.

>>509728995
No problem. But there are no nafris that know english, stop being paranoid on the internet guys. >>509729071
This is unfortunately a real french.

>>509729167
I was gonna say stop the hate on pasta niggers and the spaniard moorish rape babies but fuck that now

>>509727413
bottom right corner is cute.

>>509726617
Maximum level cope

>>509726358 (OP)
:D :D :D

>>509729142
>FYI Gustav III literally cast out the nobility from the estates general/diet (parliament) leaving only the clergy, burghers and peasantry to make decisions.
Here's a painting of the opening ceremony. Shortly afterwards the King basically told the nobility to fuck off and ordered them to leave, after some objections the reality set in for the nobility and they slowly stood up from their seats and marched out in silence, leaving half of the room empty.
>>509729380
yeah she too

>>509726358 (OP)

It is fucking first monday of month....which means than sirens functionally is under tests.

>>509726358 (OP)
post a cellphone clip or something, perkele.

>>509727993
You see it from a wrong perspective. For finns 70 years of peace and prosperity was a burden. They had to force a smile and trade things instead of sperging their hatred to Russia and Russians out.

For the butthurt belters there is no better fate than to die in the death pit fighting Russians. That's why when the Ukraine is spent, Poland, Finland and the baltoid retards will replace Ukrainian bodies in the drone videos.

>>509726437
Bottom right

>>509729142
>>509729840
Was this common. I recently started reading more info the European monarchy and it kind of blew my mind how many were very populist like this and would often side with the peasantry over the Nobility and business owners.

>>509726358 (OP)

Oh look at the time

>>509726358 (OP)
damn cuck sirens every first monday of the month. if i wanted to invade a country i would attack on the first monday of the month so people are not prepared.

>>509726944
>>509727265
It goes like
>SPRÜÜÜüÜüÜü :-----D
>SPRÜÜÜüÜüÜü d:-----D

>>509726492
>Being Finnish is worse than dead
same goes for modern german desu, at least finnbros are happy about it

>>509730434
Sweden especially was like this, in fact the entire power dynamics inside the country were the King+peasantry vs. the nobility. Swedish (and Finnish!) peasantry were never serfs and the king kept cucking the nobility at every opportunity.
Can't really speak about other places but even the insanely autocratic russia had this faux-populism where the tsar would sometimes severely punish the nobility. But in russias case (and I suspect in other places) this was to shift the blame from the ruler on to the "middle-management" basically making the nobility a convenient scapegoat. But in Swedens case the Kings genuinely tried to combat the nobility's influence by having the peasantry as their power base instead.

>>509726437

Old picture. Those are all now over 40s....you can imaginate the terror when we sending them to defeat enemy.

My cousin just left for s Pokémon tournament in Finland

>>509726358 (OP)
> (300 seconds ago)
kek

>>509730434
>things jews don't like you knowing

>>509726358 (OP)
Is Finland just one big lake now?

>>509726358 (OP)
The best thing to come out of Finland (he was the real winner of 2023):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJHe-iZ5HSI

It almost makes me want to move there, just to watch his concerts, but I only speak English and I'm brown.

:'-)

>>509727413
For me its front far right. I'd brim her blonde kitty with baby batter. Pant pant

>>509726358 (OP)
What does this make it, the start of the beginning or the end of the Finnish?

>>509731367
sad thing is he is just some guy and the sudden fame sort of fucked up his life, he became depressed. He made this song about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvadoc7eebs

>>509731025
> Sweden especially was like this
> he insanely autocratic russia

Finns were born to make memes come true.

>>509726358 (OP)
>monthy siren test
WEW

>>509731814
You know, the other day I was going on a deep dive and I saw/heard this and thought it sounded cool, but I don't know the lyrics. I should look them up. I still think he's cool though.

I saw his performances from this year and he had put on some weight and was STILL performing Cha Cha Cha, though he did do other songs too.

... like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD0WqXjhgME

Was that just a joke or.....???

>>509731858
That image has been deboooonked Ivan.

>>509731977
>lies! Our history wasn't like that, I said!

>>509726437
would.

>>509728232
>anti-NATOtards
I don't want to pay billions to subsidize your defense budget.
I know Putin has no plans on taking more of Europe, but i certainly hope he does, you gay ass fucking faggots deserve it. You have thrown your ancestors under the bus and spat on your culture, you are degenerate self hating faggots who cheer as arabs and pakis rape their way across the continent. Disgusting and sad. I hope we leave NATO and without us you niggers get consumed.

>>509726358 (OP)
There is nothing of value or strategic about Finland. Why would Russia bother. If they Start a war with nordics. Norway gonna be the main target. It's also the oldest usa vassal

>>509732562
>Why would Russia bother.
Koskenkorva, brother, you're doomed

>>509726358 (OP)
>All inner city browns and shitlibs cooked in nuclear hellfire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3gJ2XUZQ4o

>>509732301
ok, only 4u I will deboonk it one more time.
First the swedish part
>swedish language
true, swedish was the only language of the state. this meant all documentation was in swedish, however you didn't need to learn it. In case of court cases a translator was provided at the expense of the state. Swedish kings also promoted Finnish language, like Gustav Vasa sponsoring and endorsing Agricolas Finnish bible translation. School language doesn't matter since 99% of people never went to school no matter if they were Finnish or swedish peasants. So at most this "injustice" only covers 1% of people (nevermind you also had to learn latin, so swedes weren't REALLY at an advantage) Finnish regiments also spoke Finnish (and trained in Finnish) only commands/orders were in Swedish for efficiency (It's actually the opposite in modern Finland, the one Swedish speaking brigade has education in swedish but orders are in finnish) but for of the military later
>province
yes, as in an equal part of the kingdom, not a colony. With the same rights as any other province.
>muh cannon fodder
Finns were conscripted at exactly proportional rates to the total population (1/3 of Swedens population were Finns so 1/3 of regiments were Finnish) in other words twice the amount of Swedes were conscripted and "used as cannon fodder" as Finns.

>Käärijä
nah, geh

>>509728232
>I know this is bait but I find it funny how anti-NATOtards "blame" Sanna for it,
go die in the ukraine already

>>509733242
You much preferred the Moroccan freak?

>>509733202
> >swedish language
> true
> >province
> yes
> >muh cannon fodder
> Finns were conscripted

You were supposed to refute the reality that was unpleasant to you, not confirm it.

>>509726358 (OP)
Range ban India please

>>509732562
Guess which one of you was the oldest Russian vassal

>>509732301
>>509733202
Then for the russian part
>language
again Finns never had to learn swedish so it's a moot point.
>give you your own....
russia didn't give Finns anything. "Autonomy" meant autonomy from russian law, that means we kept swedish law. after 1809 literally NOTHING changed from a legal pov. One can say that after 1809 there were TWO swedens in existence. (two exact replica state entities except for different names and geography and monarch)
regarding the government, there was no effective finnish government for almost 50 years, since after 1809 no diet was called until 1863. So during that time even the misunderstood version of "autonomy" wasn't even real. And in practical terms autonomy decreased since no diet was called (during swedish era there were regular estate generals and Finns always participated)
Then Alexander II did start implementing reforms so autonomy could actually be realized but then you guys murdered him and walked everything back. If this hadn't happened there would be some point in this image but the strawman image completely disregards everything that happened after Alexander IIs reign. The reaction is not appropriate for Alexander II but it IS appropriate for Nicholas II but the strawman mixes them together into a false image.

>>509733526
https://youtu.be/5d6SZKDkIwA

>>509726437
Hucko Pucko Poikalaa!

>>509726358 (OP)
OP is just joking.
It's the traditional heat warning issued every July. Additionally it is a collective call for prayer for the survival of the nation as we face temperatures in excess of +10C in the coming month.

Wtf I am literally hearing nuclear weapon loading sounds right now

>>509726358 (OP)
WTF FINLAND JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>509726358 (OP)
>WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEE

Indeed you're all gonna die fingolian.
Putin warned you, no NATO on Russian's borders.
Your shitty hellhole will cease to exist and EU will do absolutely nothing to save you.

>>509727993
True

>>509733737
This, it's for the best.

>>509726358 (OP)
WTF NUKES JUST FFLEW OVER MY HOUSE HEADING FOR FINNGOLIA !!

DEY SO PURDY

>>509736881
pay your debts

>>509727993
Why do you think they pushed her through then?
Do you still believe in luck and democracy?