Thread 510716475

how come sandwich maker is one of the only few jobs left?

>how
woman, make me a sandwich.
grok: make me a sandwich.

>>510716475 (OP)
It's not. They only hire Indians

>>510716475 (OP)
>thinks computer science is anything special in the year 10CY
>wonders why he has to make sandwiches
checks out

>>510716475 (OP)
>ketsup
with all your fancy education you can't even make a sandwich correctly

bros how do i make a good sandwich? all of my sandwiches suck
>bread in toaster
>mustard both sides
>lettuce on bottom
>tomatoes middle
>salt on tomatoes
>salami on top
it's just never good

>>510716475 (OP)
For a sandwich to be made there must be bread maker, tomato grower, cheese harvester etc and those are jobs somewhere

>>510718925
i spread tomato paste + "pizza spices" + pepper on the bread. pretty thicc too. this ads this goyslop, dominos pizza flavour. also cheese.

>>510716475 (OP)
Someone post the shoeless Indian peeling meat on the counter.

>>510716475 (OP)
Not where I live. I would not mind being a sandwich maker: cool AC, food around, etc. However, I would eat all of the reject sandwiches, because I'm poor, so I would get fired.

>>510716475 (OP)
>Don't worry about those loans! They'll pay for themselves when you get a job with your degree! Having any 4-year degree will get you above all the GED-level jobs!
>Yeah...about all that....ummm....

>>510719841
please don't

>>510716475 (OP)
inb4 Japanese sandwich-making robot webm

>>510719841
1 franchisee is not representative of the franchise's policies

>>510718925
sounds like a solid sandwich. you might want to use a little more mustard. toasting it in the toaster might be making it too dry. or if you have a toaster oven, I'd put the salami in with the bread, pre-mustard

>>510716475 (OP)
I can’t speak for anyone else but, for me, it’s watching the worker make my sandwich. I don’t even eat processed goyslop, I just like coming in to the shop with a nice set of clothes and a pretty girl and then watching a slave make my complex order with a smile because he’s one missed paycheck away from being homeless.
For that reason, low skill wage slave will always be around. Sure, robots could do it, and way better, but again, it’s not about the sandwich.

>hey man, it looks great but would I be able to get a little more mayo? Thanks boss.
>Oh and if you could cut that in half for me? Hey thanks man

>>510718925
>>510720217
Mayonnaise to give depth unless you're a miracle whip eating negroe

>>510720186
It is. All of these shitbag companies give franchise to affirmative action subhumans. Funny, some spic took over some of the Subways near where I live... one already went out of business. All of the people at those stores are fucking degusting vile leftist nutcases and lazy stupid subhumans.

>>510720011
>I would eat all of the reject sandwiches, because I'm poor, so I would get fired.

Why would you get fired for that? I've never worked a job like this where you couldn't take home/eat at least the stuff that was left over at the end of the day.
And of course reject sandwiches get eaten, what else would you do with them? Unless you produce a suspiciously high amount of those in order to eat them, zero problem.

>>510716475 (OP)
Oh look another totally ORGANIC demoralization thread.

>>510716475 (OP)
Capicola, provolone, lettuce, tomato, roasted red peppers, red onion, olive oil and vinegar, salt and pepper. Toast it. Cream soda.
>>510718925
Add cheese. Toast it in a pan with butter with the meat and cheese on, then add the veg after. Veg on top, meat on the bottom. Add bacon, add mayo. Pepper on tomatoes too, not just salt. Use better bread.

>>510716475 (OP)
Why is it so difficult for you retards to find jobs and always complain there aren't any jobs? Go to any industrial area in any city or small town and there's tons of factories that are always hiring. You people are lazy, retarded, selfish pricks. Every fucking trade under the sun is hiring and everyones always looking for truckers. You fuckers are liars and pieces of shit

>>510720365
I was gonna suggest that, but for some unknown reason, some people just don't like mayo. I like to use it instead of butter when I'm toasting one on the range. gives amazing flavor

And also working for the postal service is always hiring. There's so many jobs out there and the money is so plentiful and this is what you people do? Go fuck yourself

>>510720426
It goes like this:
>Customer orders something
>Customer acts like fuckhead, because not 2000000000000000% what they want.
>Customer says REMAKE IT!!!
>Sandwich must go in trash. It cannot be stored or used for another customer's order.
>If the employee says: that is stupid to throw away a sandwich cuz customer is spazing about a wittle jalapeno juice on the gloves.. I'm going to eat this as it is, after customers are taken care of.
>YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!
>Sandwich should have been thrown away, and you should have bought another sandwich!

>>510720772
>for some unknown reason, some people just don't like mayo
It's the ultimate Whiteness test

>>510720779
USPS caps pay at $20/hr because it's government-run and it's 98% blacks.

>>510720861
Just ignore it until they fire you, its a minimum wage goyslop job lmao
The balls on these clowns to think that paying min wage offers you any leverage over employees.

>>510720991
Oh. So you're a racist. I thought you guys were pissed because Black people were on gibs. I guess theres a double standard and your logic is flawed

>>510721005
>>510720861
that used to be the standard, but (as usual) browns ruined the system by purposefully making wrong food that they would take home and eat. now they mandate you have to throw it away so people stop gaming the system

>>510720779
>get mauled by an unleashed dog in someones front yard
no thanks

>>510719841
>saaarr!

>>510718158
This, I would puke.

>>510716475 (OP)
low paying no-skill jobs will be all you have - simply cause humans are cheaper than robots
you have INFINITE supply of cheap labour so you can pay them scraps. its basic economics

>>510716475 (OP)
I see the problem right there. You're a white male. You think they hire us? They need more niggers, indians, and soulless automatons for middle management.

>>510721147
Yes I am the racism and also have greater aspirations than being lambasted by Tashondra the Postmassa for pittance. Please kill yourself the next opportunity you have, Ranshit

>>510716475 (OP)
There's a New Delhi, new deli joke here somewhere, but I'm too dumb to figure it out.

>>510720565
Tell me you're fat without telling me you're fat

>>510721159
what is it with brownoids the the phenomenon of taking things home? I've seen 3 brownoids at my place of employment nearly fight to the death to see who gets to take home a half-eaten pizza. Do they literally try to feed their families with leftover slop? Or is it just 3rd world "to the Victor goes the spoils" mentality?

>>510721147
Government jobs are gibs, especially that you retard

>>510721612
Are you a tranny or something? You on a diet? Vegan? Dilate.

>>510716475 (OP)
>Major
Oh you thought being in college conferred status on you BEFORE you graduate?

>>510720565
Rule of sandwich 1: the cheese and the tomato should never touch
They need a buffer. They slip and slide on one another and create a messy situation.

>>510720064
> Look at all this SERIOUS JOB website! They say the average salary for an entry level jobs is 1 gorillion dollars an year!
> Only jobs available pay barely above minimum wage

>>510721566
Just go work. There's so many jobs you people are liars. If you would just work you would have money but you have no common sense and complain about Black people working and Black people being on gibs it's like there's nothing a Black person could do that doesn't piss you off. You kill yourself. Can a Black person breathe air and go for a walk? Does he need to thank you for your permission? Stupid ass, racist, lazy White person, you.

>>510721775
Kek hit a nerve, huh? It's ok fatty. I would let you make me a sandwich. You sound like you know how to make food taste good.

>>510721931
>Can a Black person breathe air and go for a walk?
They can in Africa.

>>510721746
Dumbest thing I ever read. If it was gibs then go work and toil for free money from the government, retard ass bitch

>>510721931
You are a pajeet.
If you don't like racist white people why did you leave India where it's full of lazy racist brownoids?

>>510722066
You'd get a nice spit sandwich, fag.

>>510722143
No he's just a dumb nigger who doesn't realize there's a whole continent of dumb niggers he can work with to make their continent economically viable but the dumb nigger chooses to live rent free in white spaces because he himself hates niggers

Fast food sloppers will never be replaced by machines as the immigrants working there are the largest vector for disease transmission. Enjoy the shit sandwich goy

>>510720162
japan will always make better sandwiches whitu piggu

>>510721612
it's like that flow chart "Can I steal it?" -> Yes -> "Gibsmedat." there is no logic to it. It's especially stupid, because basically all restaurants give you a shift meal anyway

>>510716475 (OP)
It's odd that all these jobs could be done by a machine yet never are

>>510722388
I saw a Nippon crepe-making robot and it felt absolutely soulless without the designated smoking french man

>>510722249
Ok zoomer. Run a mile and see how much spit you have for my sandwich.

>>510718158
It's spelled ketchup.

>>510722466
too expensive to implement robots in the short term
>our railroad tracks would make way more than twice as much money long term if we went from one rail to two side by side
>but that requires so much money that we would not turn a profit while we implemented it
>shareholders never want less profits so infrastructure remains third world lmao

>>510722579
Mayhaps, but it's still disgusting.

>>510722579
The illusion of choice

>>510716475 (OP)
That is not a sandwich maker, it is a sandwich artist.

>>510716475 (OP)
You cant transport fresh sandwich from china fast enough

>>510720991
>caps at $20
Anon they start at $21 and unlike the private sector they actually give raises every year
And a pension

>>510718925
Start with bread worth eating.

>>510718925
Olive oil + balsamic vinegar is a better combination than mustard

>>510722726
And a union that makes it almost unheard of to get fired.

>>510718925
Mustard should only be put on ham.

Make a salami/pepperoni sandwich with provolone, spicy pickle chips, banana peppers and a drizzle of red wine vinegar.

>>510722795
If you got bread worth eating, all you need is fresh butter.

>>510720064
God the amount of times I heard this lie in the 2000s is astounding. I wonder what they tell zoomers now. Any broccoli hair niggers want to enlighten us? Do gen X faggots still split the, " get a degree at all costs" lie or do they at least tell you to do it for the least cost possible ?

>>510720712
Saaar saaar I poo in the Loo!

>>510720712
>factories
>YOU NEED 3 YEARS OF MANUFACTURING EXPERIENCE LOLOL
I shit you not it's just as stupid in factory work
Bet they hire every fucking Cuban who washes ashore though

>>510716475 (OP)
Imagine studying CS and not making your own business afterwards. Guess flipping sandwiches is easier huh.

>>510722814
Also, ketchup doesn't belong on hot dogs
Only BBQ sauce and saurkraut
Only niggers put ketchup and mustard on hotdogs

>>510722951
>>510720064
I feel like this is advice that's good for the 1980s that wasn't so good by the time the last generation told it to the next generation.
Right now things look absolutely grim. Appealing high grade often "double major" undegraduates consistently seem retarded, as either low level midwits or total empty dumbasses that can't understand basic cause and effect.
>my brother is trying to get a business degree and has failed several times already
I actually heard that from a bitch. She's going into deep debt for an English degree herself. I asked her why he isn't making money pouring pavement or laying tile but they're all dumb as rocks and you only get non-answers from them.

>>510721299
But muh five dollar foot longs!

>>510723454
The only reason I can see a 5/10 woman going into 6 figure debt to make 60k a year teaching english or whatever is that she's following instructions from her boomer parents. So there's your answer. Today's society is operating on logic from 1985 since the 22 year olds you see now are doing what their parents told them to do. Except now they have the brain rot and can't read books

>>510721159
The funng think about spics, niggers, and cunts: they brag about stealing shit from work, when they are at work. They know no one will fire their useless asses.
I have never ever stolen anything from an employer, but I almost got fired once due to a spic accusing me of stealing. I told the boss that I use more of the products than anyone else, because I do 4 times the work orders. Boss looks at me, like what? Stupid cock sucker had no idea who was doing what and who put in the real work.
I hate this country. I worked for employers that promoted scumbags because affirmative action or they had children. Promoted scumbags because they were overtime thieves, stealing time.
This country merits its own destruction.

The economy was gutted by Jews?

>>510722951
>Any broccoli hair niggers want to enlighten us?
they just give scholarships out like candy now. i believe the only thing you don't get for free is housing and food

>>510716475 (OP)
It's sandwich artist you troglodyte.

>>510721299
>>510723598
Leave any restaurant that employs 1: nigger, under 20 year old, shitjeet, spic, non-english speaker, arab, muzrat, chink, retard, LGBTQ+
All of those people are disgusting scum, who will do shit to your food behind your back.

>>510717869
cool story, but im pretty sure even you have food and safety regulations

>>510724509
Indians run the Health Department

>>510723276
Fuck you leaf. In the US we have the freedom to put any fucking thing we want on our hotdogs. Literally anything and everything because we're a nation of abundance. I fucking loathe people who want to dictate what I'm able to put on my hotdog. Ketchup, mustard, dill pickle slice, sour kraut, relish, chili, jalepeno slices, shredded cheddar, peperoni, idk keep going with some other shit because it doesn't matter; it's a sausage made from lips and assholes and you want to treat it like its some haute cuisine. Bitch you bury that shit in as many condiments as you can. FUCKin leaf.

>>510716475 (OP)
This meme doesn't gain anything from being a webm, would be better as a still image.

>>510716475 (OP)
Folks gotta eat....

>>510722951
Gen X parents never pushed college, just “work” as if picking up garbage on the side of the road is a good career trajectory. They’d become livid if you were investing your time in any extra curricular activity that doesn’t earn an immediate paycheck, like the concept of developing skills is alien. They had the same boomer mentality just with different activities, no real direction in mind just “do x and you’ll be set” and then have a tantrum when no one follows it because the world of today is not the world of 1983.

>>510716475 (OP)

Times like these I'm sort of glad I dropped out and am making 21 an hour as a retail customer service manager. Job makes me wanna rope sometimes but not nearly as much as if I were working fast food.

>>510722814
Ham and mayonnaise is such a better combination than ham and mustard, it's unreal.

>>510716475 (OP)
If you're a CS major and you're still working at a fast food job, it's your own fucking fault.

>>510723454
Pouring concrete is one of the shittiest positions you can be in; coworkers are all spics who know two words of english, you’re out in the blazing heat in the day and have long sleepless nights with no agency over your work environment since you go where you’re needed. There is no trajectory nor mobility someone in that position can have and you have no leverage against your employer because you’re easily replaceable low skill labor. You’d have to hate someone with a passion to even consider recommending this.

>>510726681
yeah and if you're too retarded to graduate and go to school at least you get something like an office lmao
and you make 50k a year too...in debt

>>510724765
Be a nigger all you want burgermutt

>>510716475 (OP)
>ketchup
YOU RUINED IT *smacks table*

>>510721908
things that should always touch one another: mayo and tomato, mustard and cheese, mayo and turkey

>>510716475 (OP)
I never landed a software job out my comp sci degree but I make 50 USD /hr from home programming.

>>510718925
Put 2 slices of bead in toaster on low then let cool. Make bacon, spread mayonnaise on bread, and slice a tomato. Place bacon lettuce and tomato slice between bread slices. Consume.

>>510718925
salami and toasted bread might make it a little tough so you could put tomatoes against the bread to soften it a bit

>>510724231
>under 20 year old
THIS. At least if theyre not making the food, they can only get your order wrong and not outright fuck with the meal. But I work in kitchens and dont trust about 4/5ths of the places available to eat around me. I cook grilled chicken and steak in bulk at work and bring it home because of this phenominon.

Side note: some things I have observed about this under 20 demo at work
>Cannot comprehend sharing and either hoard food we make them or will have other kids steal shit off their plate (one of our regulars brought the owner in about 50 cookies and ice cream as a thank you for something and one of the kids ate ice cream off their plate right in front of them and didnt understand why thats impolite).
>No phone etiquette (we have to teach them to say "Hello *name of business* this is *anon* speaking, how may I help you?" instead of just answering "Yeah??")
>Very eager to be right when 100% in the wrong and will just walk away if you ask them why they did something. So far this year, our spill tab is massively beating every other year since covid cause all the people who work the take out counter are under 20. They give people the wrong food, the people call back furious because it happens several times a night and they just come back to the kitchen and say we have to make the WHOLE ORDER again then run away. They then come back in 5 mins after and ask if the entire replacement meal is ready and get upset that "theyre staring right at me, hurry up!"
We're doomed. They're too dumb to exist.

>>510718972
calling a baker a 'bread maker'
calling a farmer a 'tomato grower'
calling a fromoger a 'cheese harvester'
Ask me how I know you make sandwiches for a living....

>>510718925
All of the above and also remember to salt and pepper your sliced tomatoes in advance and let them sit for a little.

>>510716475 (OP)
All the jobs are just keeping boomers fat and entertained. No one else has money to piss away on fastfood goyslop.

>>510716475 (OP)
Because jews wants to get rid of you from everything.

>>510727072
do you use some service or?

>>510722726
$20/hr is trash, you need roommates to afford rent. Waiting for the pay to not be trash isn't an option.

>>510721299
That's based as fuck. Imagine some Timmie thinking they own you because they pay 10$ for a "sub" and you just start sitting on the counter and show them your feet while preparing their sub.
Whose the sub now Timmie?

>>510718925
>it's just never good
You need quality ingredients.

>>510718925
>toast
>mayonnaise
>tomato
perfect sandwich

>>510716475 (OP)
I'm a CS undergrad (starting 4th year in october) and I landed an internship at a successful startup, with great job prospects afterwards
javajeets and webshitters might as well give up but actually capable programmers (compiler engineers, systems programmers and others) will make it

>>510722951
Ah, yes. The classic ‘I got an internship and now I speak for the future of programming’ kiddie. Truly inspiring. Just don’t forget to apologize to the "webshitters" when your precious startup’s front-end crashes because your ‘real’ engineers don’t know how to center a div and you get laid off.

I found fresh mexican style cheese to be very cheap, cut fat wedges of those for sandwiches.

>>510728907
>an internship at a successful startup
free labor for a destined failure.

>>510729264
Tortillas might be even easier to make than bread of you just use flour and butter

>>510728402
It's subhuman, pajeet.
If I saw that I would neck that faggot
And he is owned and being a bad little wage slave pajeet.
And 100% got fired and went home to India poo land

Damn is fast food really that bad in places like Canada or USA where it's all jeets working there? Don't the business owners care or at least pretend to enforce basic hygiene on these subhumans?

>>510729295
>free
it's paid. I make what stands for great money in my shithole.
>for a destined failure
I'll get a job here afterwards. my salary will go up to over twice that amount (~$3.5k/mo not counting stocks) initially and grow year over year. you can fuck off with your demoralization kike.

>>510729939
I'm just not having a good time and have a hard time believing anyone else is doing any better.
but it seems that it's easy here to excel if you are brown or a woman.