Thread 512913661

pol humor thread

>>512913661 (OP)
kumbaya!

Always remember to look both ways when crossing the street, because you might get hit by a car.

>>512913661 (OP)
Black people built Wakanda. Yt ppl built Chicago.

>>512913781
They are the strongest nation in terms of cultural preservation and national homogeneity, so in a way, he was right

>>512913661 (OP)
Will glowniggers ever stop their lying fucking bullshit? That's not what Africa looked like before whites. If you think Africans were constructing shanty tawns with sheetmetal and plastic before the past century, you're a god damned idiot.

>spics without whites
that's why they're the weakest spics that latch onto any wypipo that can fend off niggers and preserve spic from being sacrificed... nothing to do with throwing away perfectly decent white genes... that only happens with chinks

>>512913987
His arm is so big in comparison to that swarthoid's face it's a wonder he didn't kill it.

>>512914069
This did not go the way I had hoped.

>>512914026
based

>>512914069
Is he ok?

>>512913756
Kek

>>512913894
There's gotta be a backstory for this. Why is nobody reacting?

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>512913935
You're right, they were mud huts instead

>>512913894
That's what he gets for feeding mid

>>512914539
A moment of (Covid) silence for out King in red.

>>512914575
Yes and Africa is the only continent with most of its megafauna intact.

>>512914515
What kind of game show is this?

>>512914069
Seen it before, but these threads need more violence, so here's a (you)

>>512913661 (OP)
Oh cool fellow white man that's a nice house how did you manage the 4.7 million dollars to purchase it

>>512913756
why is that cat's butt so big

>>512914433
Seen b4, kek'd all the same

>>512914515
Literal Slop content

>>512914515
Just when I think society can’t possibly be more judaized, jews make it worse

>>512914553
Who indeed

>>512914911
it's always the jews

>>512913931
Every fucking face
>Were not allowed to criticize this
>Were not allowed to criticize this
>Dont say anything, youre on camera
>Holy shit what have we done

>>512913661 (OP)
>whites without blacks
Where is that vermont?

Calling niggers monkeys, is insulting to monkeys.
Granted this one is in jail, but still.

>>512915118
>>Holy shit what have we done
We allowed them to take control of the government.

>>512914720
why wouldn't it be?

>>512913781
>>512913781
He is right though. Lots of tourists in Japan
foreigners want to move to japan
very strong

>>512913661 (OP)
Top
>cozy community
Bottom
>hostile, isolationist

>>512913781
Anime turned westerners into trannies and pedophiles
They won

>>512914513
its the kids dad and he is getting beat because he is addicted to the gaming

>>512915395
For the first time in my life. . . Wouldn't.

>>512915395
Legitimately sad.

>>512914864
American "politics" is just a fucking joke at this point.

>>512915399
Have they done tests on this guy yet? Figured out what kind of fucking ape he actually is? He hardly looks human.
>inb4 clearly a macaco
I already know that

>>512915515
Premo cringe

>>512915646
McCain, but only because I’m young enough to enjoy him dying a second time.

>>512915665
>American "politics" is just a fucking joke at this point.

>>512915646
Am I crazy for wanting Epstein back?
If he suddenly came back to life after all the shit that's happened, all the assassinations and cover-ups... just imagine what he could blow the lid on.

Oh, this wzs a humor thread? I have yet to see anything funny.
No surprise, you disappoint your parents and you disappoint me.

>>512914777
lmfao

also, digits

>>512914513
>Why is nobody reacting?
Chinaboss is big mad. He's paying them $1.14 hourly to collect World of Warcraft gold.

>>512915728
>McCain, but only because I’m young enough to enjoy him dying a second time.
Or Epstein so we can torture him to get all the names.

>>512913661 (OP)
Blacks were better off under whites.

>>512915796
Fuck off skubnigger

>>512914898
Question is the wnba as nigger infested as the nba because it would be wild if someone threw a bucket of fried chicken on the court

>>512915720
I'd say kill trannies.
But they do a good enough job of that on their own.

>>512914685
A very jewish one

>>512914513
Because chinks aren't human, and don't have human brains, emotions, reactions, etc

>>512915802
Blessed digits today

>>512915975
Ancient humans had dark skin. Whites arent human

>>512915993
Why do you torture yourself by lurking here?

>>512915993
I hope to see canada bathed in nuclear fire

>>512916051
Not reading all that.
Just means we're more evolved/modern then.
Obviously. Hence why you subhumans have to flee your third world shit holes for white countries.

>>512916122
Lurking involves not posting
Lurk more newfag

>>512916051
>Ancient humans had dark skin.
No.

>>512915611
God damn I hate this fucking pedophile country.

>>512915646
The squirrel definitely duh

>>512916174
Whiter than you

>>512915927
I'd knock out the teeth of the top right one, and leg lock them into giving me gummers until they drown in my cummers.

But I'd save the dog obvi

>>512916157
Go to war with russia, their nukes are so shit they're nore likely to hit canada

Do it you fucking pussy

>>512915923
>>512915960
>>512916051
Oh. I thought you were playfully inviting a spout of skubposting with that image. Turns out you're just an actual faggot.
Guess the thread ain't complete without a leaf blessing.

>>512916277
>reeeee

>>512916221
So less human than him according to this >>512916051 post?

>>512916084
Kek

>>512916335
Shut the fuck up chud

>>512916221
>>512916328

>>512916441
>>512916434
>>512916402
>>512916376

>>512916221
Lose weight, fatty.

>>512914777
Simple as

>>512914513
They're chinks. They only care about the well-being of the hive. Any specific individual drone is worthless.

>>512916495
>fatty
You first amerilard

>>512916494
Ah. An equal opportunity offender. I see.
Well, I'm still down to pretend "skub" is some divisive issue, if you are.

>>512916394
TL;DR

The real joke is you guys.

>>512916494
But why do you torture yourself by coming here? Honestly curious.
Who hurt you?

>>512916523
Why would he be jailed for that?
Feels like there has to be something this headline is leaving out.

>>512916627
The jews

>>512915336
Maraxirum orrerdrive

>>512916494
TL;DR
Pt 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>512915809
The only thing funny about this is that the person who wrote this thinks they are a journalist.

>>512916761
Go back to india

>>512914256
That was a nice toss

>>512916608
Maybe, the real joke, is the friends we made along the way

>>512915993
Child abuse isn't funny and you aren't clever or loved.

>>512914509
Redpill me on bow ties

>>512916899
Nobody is your friend pajeet.

>>512916800
Isn't there a goat somewhere you should be fucking?

>>512916945
Brown hands typed this

>>512913661 (OP)
Both those pictures are whites with blacks — the African recource miners live above, the mining corporations stock holders at the bottom.

>>512916987
I wouldnt want to take your sloppy seconds saar

>>512917043
>seething poonigger gets outed

>>512917128
Can you fuck off already, your shit isn't funny

>>512917128
How would someone who can’t read fill out that bingo card, you idiot nigger?

>>512917223
>>512917223

>>512915674
I think his condition falls under the broad term of "racially handicapped"

>>512916122
It's one of those trannies that gets off on thinking they're pissing off the "nazi's" by posting un funny bioleninist tranny garbage. He'll 41% himself like the half kike schitzo german sister fucker or gregoski or whatever his name was. There's a new one every couple of months. It takes them about half a year on average to realize that the whole world outside their tranny child molester hugbox actually does hate them and for legitimate reasons and then they finally do the right thing the cowards way out.

>>512917258
Why must there always be someone shitting up humor threads?

>>512917349
Why cant you ever post anything funny?

>>512917087
Don't lie, You'd fuck anything with four hoofed feet (heartbeat optional)

>>512916394
I love it when a comic is as long as four Garfield comics and less funny than any of them

>>512917395
I will when you go away

>>512917325
>you are thing i hate because i said so
Straighter than you chomonigger

>>512917451
Cry about it fat retard

>>512914394
The nigger effect.

>>512913987
This version is the real one

>>512917128
Too right, I'm responding to him

>>512917502
Finally you post something decent
Thanks bot

>>512916570
How close to 39 are you?

>>512917539
K

>>512917560
>bot
You should have to workfor the humor. You're not even contributing to the thread you lazy fat pink cunt.
Post tits or dont reply to any of my posts again

>>512913987
>Subhumanranyan

>>512917662
Stop posting, bot

>>512917696
kys, unoriginal copyfag

>>512917730
You are more useless than a nigger

>>512917427
>chomo

Oh my dear sweet summer reddit refugee. I've seen so many of your kind come and go kill themselves over the years. Some noble anon please post the last infamous german tranny. My previous computer suffered an unrecoverable malfunction and I lost most of my old memes.

>>512914597
Kek

>>512917774
And your unwanted unfunny shit posts are useless as well.

>>512917814
We are brothers
I lost my old harddrive and all of my unfunny memes with it

>>512917834
>seething
I am laughing at y9u, pathetic racist who cannot even muster an image of pol humor
Face it, you're a fucking loser and history is against you. Cope, seethe and dilate

>>512914777
that fucking left at :29

>>512917395
good pic

>>512917800
Can he walk again now?

...so we're still taking obvious bait? does anything ever change?

>>512913824
Nice!

>>512917955
Buddy must practice at home

Me when i see a pol humor thread

>>512918036
He walked it off dw

>>512918037
fake and dumb

>>512917887
>I lost my old harddrive and all of my unfunny memes with it

Judging from what you post. That's as big a cognitive disonance as what you identify as.

Also my old balle station died getting dropped by a nigger as I chased him out of my house with a 9mm. He looked young and I didn't shoot. I legitimately regret that in retrospect, but I was half asleep and half drunk at the time. It was a good excuse for me to get better deadbolts and take a break from drinking. Really wish I had shot that fucking little shit.

>>512914394
>stealing is just taking souviners.

I remember that time I tried to get some green paper souviners at a bank..............

That didn't go over too well with them.

>>512917800
I don't even wanna know what that skid was.

>>512914394
gymnastics

>pol
>haha fucking snowflakes are you triggered lol
>1 leaf posting cring in a humor thread
>MAKE IT STOP REEEEE
>YOU'RE A JEW OR BLACK OR A TRANNY JUST GO AWAY
>MUH FUCKIN POL HUMOR SAFE SPACE

>>512918363
Just, y'know. . . Stuff.

>>512918329
takes one to know one. plus, this is a humor thread. what makes you think that everything in this thread is real? you think that comic with the talking dinosaurs was real?

>>512918335
I identify as cute male and contrarian pwner

>>512914777
he wasn't even punching, more like slapping them.

>>512918139
Nigger at some point you will realize you're the real joke here to most of us.

>>512918443
K

>>512918473
Hydrate

>>512918493
Then why am i laughing at you?

>>512918532
IS THIS REAL? HOLY SHIT! THE KIDNEY GHOST IS GONNA GET MEEEEEE

>>512918562
come on man, go back to posting the shitty stuff. this is just boring.

2vsh2

>>512918477
K

>>512918682
Thanks! good night.

>>512918477
>I identify as cute male

Close enough. The wall cometh and with it anoth notch on the hate box.

>>512914256
Beautiful.

>>512918613
Alright not going to lie, that one made me smirk

>>512915336
Will Smith was right in "I Robot", kill all the robots!

>>512914513
That’s what happens to you when you start losing games in China. Your parents beat your fucking ass with balled fists.

>>512918718
Bro when i hit 30, im going to do a complete 180, being a hairy mans man that vehemently den8es his faggot past and beats the shit out of any accusers.

>>512918682
Actually kinda funny. That's one for you.

>>512915738
>>512915665
>American "politics" is just a fucking joke at this point.

ALL politics has always been a joke.

At least now it's kinda funny.

>>512918745
YOO, you've been using out that good shit on us. Keep posting shit like that!
Old but gold

>>512915775
That a new Mexico cartel vidya that just dropped?

>>512915909
>trancake

>>512918857
Holding out, not using out, the fucks up with auto correct

>47 0osts by this ID
Good enough

>>512915909
that vidya is so satisfying.

Always gives you a warm feeling for based niggas and brings a tear to your eye watching it.

>>512914513
Dad risking social credit score to try to save lil bug from vidya

>>512915395
Now that’s just sad man, come on now

>>512918857
Does anyone have the basement shrek troll or the dude that photoshopped the fork next to his can of soup. I'm feeling nostalgic because I just realized that little fucking nigger cost me my save of the tile fetish guy and I'm pretty sure nobody has that one.

>>512919152
Reddit has it

some good classics in here

>>512919015
>Good enough

Fag. Your pissing in a ocean of piss. There's going to be another humor thread the second this one auto sages.

>>512919303
I dont care. This one has been culturally enriched
I did it

For


Free

>>512918477
Imma fuck you up of the asshole and cum insides you and make you su k the dick until I cunm again

>>512919379
Thats pretty gay anon =3

>>512914777
Checked'n'keked.

>>512919232
Of course you would know that. Visited reddit once in like 2012. Once was enough.

>>512919369
>Not even a real janny and brags about it.

Wew. you really showed us.

>>512919619
Why do you care?

>>512916637
He’s Russian. In Russia. He was convicted of murder in 2020

>>512917884
Imagine the braps that hog could put out. Made for big Swede cock.

>>512916937
These sick fucks run through generations spreading their degeneracy.
Today she’s chopping off her son’s willy.
100 years ago she was skinning niggers alive.
300 years ago she was shouting to burn the witch at the stake.
500 years ago she was sacrificing her newborn to moloch.
If she was born in a muzzie country she would’ve blown herself up for the muzzie god.
It doesn’t matter the set up, these mental freaks always find a way to quench their sick perversions.

>>512914046
Gaza?

>>512920657
Fake photo. All of the famous ones out of that Time magazine were faked.

>>512919674
I think it's hilarious. That's twice you've made me laugh tonight.

>>512919152
Yeah, hold on
>>512919894
Was the pedophile he murdered a government official or something?

>>512914394
pitcher cuck
he basically encapsulates all of liberal society in the way he tries to give the most charitable explanation for why niggers commit crime.

>>512920931
Thanks
I knew Gaza was fake as shit

>>512914026
i watched the entire thing. beautiful. i have tears in my eyes

>>512916221
Would

>>512915395
If my mouth looked like that i would just kill myself
at least they would think the shotgun blast caused it

>>512915646
I'm trying to decide if a future where George Floyd supplants jesus as the christian messiah resurrect is more funny than it is horrible.

>>512913894
Why not just yank the chair away from the table

>>512913661 (OP)
Some souless stroady suburb is not the ownage you think it is

>>512913781
If there is one nation on earth that I would characterize as successful nationalism AND democracy it would be Japan.

>>512915197
Thomas Sowell or Clarence Thomas could probably do that

>>512914046
>>512920931
what was the actual source on that photo?

>>512915927
It's a shame the bottom left was a stud of a guy and could have fucked anyone he wanted.
>>512915993
That's by the tranny pedophile that larps as an 8 year old isn't it.

>>512915399
Check mate theist's

>>512922422
It's tragic but the japanese have no idea how good they have it.
they should just close their borders completely, no amount of fixing the birth rate issue is worth the price of racial diversity.

>>512915399
One race btw

>>512913661 (OP)
>Also whites without blacks

>>512914777
They should make this a sport. I'd watch it.

>>512914026
Kino...

>>512917502
the jew fears the backyard gator dominator

>>512915646
Poor Peanut. He and Ted the Racoon need to be avenged.

>>512914394
I think it's a subtle troll
>Same wording as the bike cuck to the point where it can't just be random
>Only films blacks doing it

Google Gemini has an "experiment" storybook generation feature if you ask it specifically to make a storybook. Kinda gave me an idea to make /pol/-related books as a joke.

Got bitchy about making a second amendment book though.

>>512913931
that one is so good

>>512914539
ty leaf

>>512915710
the real story has way more detail than 99% of people know. that dude was a dumb shit who put himself in a bad situation. he had multiple outs where he could have made a good profit but opted not to.

people need to learn the whole story and stop hero worshiping a retard.

>>512915927
I would save the dog even if these weren't trannies.

personally, i enjoy the defaced memes more.

giganigger post limit autosage faggots