Thread 512991573

feline edition

>>512991573 (OP)
I can't meow

>>512994378
Gorgeous.

Gtfo kike

Indians thinking they will become Americans

>>512997514
fuck you memeflag kike

>>512997563
Show your flag scum

>>512997561
alright that made me kek

>>512997594
fuck you mudslim chink shit, mohammed sucks pig cock in hell

>>512992496
I don't get it

>>512997777
>I think, therefore I am

>>512997727
You should be banned for spam, no one is going to read all these

>>512997388
>>512997688
got 88 twice in one thread

>>512997791
I am what?

>>512997824
you should shoot yourself in the mouth like you shoot kids, mutt

>>512997824
I read it but it just doesnt work.

>>512997867
I shoots kids ok
Your instant hostility tends towards the fact of an oversized amygdala

>>512997949
tell it to them:
https://www.thewrap.com/tk-of-the-best-explaining-racism-to-white-people-memes-photos/

>>512991573 (OP)
Bros, I've got 3 cats and I'm getting tired of their antics. I'm seriously considering retiring from having cats when these (hopefully soon) are gone.

>>512997830
Nice one

>>512998015
No. You sound like a massive fag but even if you sounded like an alright dude I would still say No. But you're gay and that's unfortunate for you and your family

>>512998159
Damn you really got him

>>512999221
Wigger cat! no fucking way!

>>512997949
I think they are funny because, although I guess the INTENT is
>haha these closet racists think they can fool us with these generic catchphrases

What I see is
>it doesn't matter how hard you wypipo try to impress us! We fucking hate you! LOL!

And you have to admit it is pretty funny how white liberals simper for blacks that are literally genocidally racist towards us.

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>512997653
>>512997688
>>512997727
Congrats down syndrome blackest ape nigger, you had lots of competition too.

>>512998055
Faggot.

>>512999613
Your work is appreciated.

>>512997481
>>512997446
>>512997418
>>512997388
>>512997356
>>512997301
>>512997276

>>513002038
Based I was gonna make the same thing

absolutely cooked thread

>>513002236
What does that mean?

>>513002236
Boomer posting, maybe made by some agency, bot or both. This website Is cooked

>>512999613
Nigger

>>512995088
Chek’d Adolf.

>>512997481
>>512997446
>>512997418
>>512997388
>>512997356
>>512997301
>>512997276
Nigger

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>>512997653
GOOD MORNING SAAR

>>513004921
Thanks Fren I'm gonna make this into a poster for my shop

>>513004902
She doesn't have the time, simple as

>>513004660
Top tier lobotomy stare

>>513001639
You don't know what these fuckin' cats put me through. Pic related, sometimes I wanna choke this bastard.

>>513005445
What is his name?

>>513006782
I'm not gonna doxx my own cat!

>>513007952
Sadly this cat is dead and bury.

>>513005445
>mr. balls

>>513008014
That would bring me a little bit of peace in my life, so no, he'll live for a few years more, at least.

>>513008057
heh'

>>513008220
cute kitty

>>512998062
Good job, man!

Yeah man you're completely right. The other day I heard random normies on the street talking about watching Nick Fuentes, he's influence is spreading and that scares the jews. It's very clear that anyone real already supports him. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone talking negatively about him were glows or just people jealous of how successful he is, organizing a smear campaign because they are jealous. Meanwhile Nick doesn't need help to spread his message, it spreads on its own without help. The anti Nick posts on here aren't organic at all, as someone who has been here for a very long time.

>>513008479
>Cat dicks in his brothers bum
>Big cats in his brothers bum
>Big dicks cat his brothers bum
>Big dicks in cats brothers bum
>Big dicks in his cats bum
>Big dicks in his brothers cat

>>513008479
>>513008873
>cat which word is supposed to be cat
>what cat word is supposed to be cat
>what which cat is supposed to be cat
>what which word cat supposed to be cat
>what which word is cat to be cat
>what which word is supposed cat be cat
>what which word is supposed to cat cat
>what which word is supposed to be kike

>>513009006
Exactly one person in existence laughed at this stupid shit.

>>513008958
well, now you're just being silly.

>>513009400
two did zem was the first and the last.

>>513009006
>Wall of text
>No joke
Who the fuck reads that

>>513009006
trannies?
ew.

>>513005174
Already seen it on AliExpress, as tshirts

>>513009578
It's not actually a joke or even trying to be funny. An actually attempt as such is too risky for causing offense and cancellation & humiliation in the ever changing victim hierarchy of the left.
Instead it's just a manifest of political correct thinking.
It's a window to the mind of a leftist.
Read them. Learn how they think and then use it against them.

Toxoiplasmosis thread

>>513008220
Don't be a fag, I wish I had a cat

>>513008486
Bravo

>>513009498
Thanks.

>>513009836
>Learn how they think
Sounds like cognito hazard.

>>513010229
If it was 14 days it would be golden.

>>513010566
Dad used to let me eat some of his chewable vitamin c pills. It was an incredibly sour taste on a childs tongue, but it wasnt nearly as bad as the sting when i had to piss it out again

>>513004902
Lazy fucking nigger just take a shower when you get home.

>>513009899
This one gets me - he’s just trying to be friendly, but she has to act like a bitch for no reason

>>513008537
>Chinese
>
Not even kidding by the way, they don't have a word for it. Test google translate and it'll give you the word for 'this' instead as a closest match.

>>513009578
The joke is the tranny is complexly expressing their emotions, and the women sums it in a simple way.
The tranny then replies in a snarky manner to the women.
The punchline is that the women is unable to understand such complex feelings.
This does 2 things.
First, it sets up the victim hierarchy that trans are above women and deserve more attention/support/lee-way in their actions.
Second, it establishes that their feelings are wholly unique and no women can really understand the cruel reality that trans people face.
The second point is a feedback loop into the first.

>>513004979
Not like his real father cared about him.

>>512998055
What specific antics cause you the most annoyance? Do they curl up on your face when you're sleeping? Do they tear the underside of your upolstery apart?

>>513009904
I can give you one...

>>513010229
>>513010551

>>513005445
Cat with testicles. This is going to necessarily be a real bastard for sure.

Spvny

>>513002038
Lmak

>>513011302
>What specific antics cause you the most annoyance?


Well... The grey cat I've posted pics, he wounded a smaller cat we previously owned, it was a nasty wound that we got treated, and some time later he got a nasty wound himself in the left paw. He also keeps fighting with some cats from the neighborhood and he randomly beats our belove female cat (pic related), and she's a very scared and antisocial cat, she was raised alone for years with humans only and now she's starting to show depression signs cuz of it. The texudo cat here >>513011451 destroyed a cake I've bought for me mum some days ago. I have to drop everything I'm doing at any given time to see wtf these cats are up to. The calico cat used to wake me up so that I would open my bedroom door for her, and then she would meow to go out and meow again to come back in. All of this is driving me craaaaazy

>>512991573 (OP)
here's a topical one

>>512997727
>the cat george floyd meme actually made this nigger seethe

>>513008685
The tapeworms inside me eating the spike protein infected parts:
https://youtu.be/EJfYh-JVbJA

>>513011182
Thank you Aussie, I name you in charge of the gas chambers for all those faggots.

>>512997791
then what?

>>512991573 (OP)
So um, can I also be a feline ? Rawr.

>>513015726
Nice.

>>513015726
it says humo not homo

>>512997867
fucking jeet, youre off topic you dumbass. God why are jeets so fucking stupid 24/7? You are way overdue for a genocide.

Fuck kikes. Fuck niggers. Fuck jeets.

>>513011039
>How dare they try to be supportive without magically changing their core beliefs
And they ask why people hate them. Sorry nothing to contribute, new phone.

Trannies and faggots get the rope.

>>512997824
what's the source of this video

>>512991626
Kek

>>512991781
The jew fears the cat

>>513005104
at first I thought that cat was massive

Oh I was just in the wrong downloads folder

same with russian dumb burger

so it seems I did not reply, hmm

>>513004902
Apparently the ape is too exhausted to spell correctly as well.

>>512996371
Mein nigger...

>>513010825
> she
I somehow doubt it.

>>513002038
I chuckled

>>512997777
Its a dumb zoomer meme from Billie Eilish song

>>513017483
you know, his brother could be a ligger

>>513015726
Yeah man you're completely right. The other day I heard random normies on the street talking about watching Nick Fuentes, he's influence is spreading and that scares the jews. It's very clear that anyone real already supports him. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone talking negatively about him were glows or just people jealous of how successful he is, organizing a smear campaign because they are jealous. Meanwhile Nick doesn't need help to spread his message, it spreads on its own without help. The anti Nick posts on here aren't organic at all, as someone who has been here for a very long time.

>>513008537
>Akkusativ
Of-fucking-course german would have a form of a word called "accusatory" lmao

>>513011927
>>513016219

>>513010734
My dad died when I was 11 months old.

>>513010734
Stinging when u piss means you chewed your dad's clap filled dick

>>512999221
Does it go moof moof moof

>>513004705
It should read “a niggers bastard”, but it’ll do.

>>512991626
fpbp

>>513005060
the story about milk is quite hilarious
in the beginning we were all intolerant to it
but people were like fuck it idgaf I will keep on drinking this shit and having diarrhea. it's just too good
until we evolved to tolerate it

>>513018194
it's old Latin thoughever.
where the English word comes from.

>>513012759
Cause you got an uncastrated tomcat you nincompoop. If you want a docile homely pet then you gotta castrate him. If you wanna keep him natural and without mutilation then he's gonna be an aggressive male. That's how nature works.

>>512995179
I wish 5G turned me into a Pallas cat

>>513004943
Really gets the ol' noggin' joggin'

>>513018637
you're supposed to post cat pics, not ant pics.

>>513011039
The artist got the look downpat. I'm impressed the tranny did it

>>512995135
Underrated

>>513005174
> Thanks Fren I'm gonna make this into a poster for my shop
Good idea. That would look good on my shop wall.

>>513010084
>>513009950
>>513009899
>>513009006
It's really awful, not only it's not funny but they are trannies. Was this from plebbit?

>>513016791
Lol

>>513009006
Im stupider for having read that.

>>513016791
kek
keep up that stiff beetle upper lip

>>513005104
>a succulent chinese meal?

>>513012759
Tuxedo cat needs to be banished to outside.

>>513019022
fine, be that way.

>>513018685
>it's just too good
more like
>it's this or hunger

>>513005060
maybe other browns shit themselves
but jeets don't have lactose intolerance
they use milk and milk products widely
it's the reason why they don't kill cows for beef btw

>>513016715
>literally shaking
Kek.

>>513020156
they're both mid

>>513010084
You can literally turn off receiving those notifications after the first time you get one. Man he really enjoys being a victim.

>>513010084
>when you draw a comic that is only understood by trans people on reddit
talk about a niche audience lol

>>513020431
> but jeets don't have lactose intolerance
A mandatory retarded polak is retarded as usual.

Jeets are lactose intolerant en masse https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kunksed_only-18-of-indians-can-properly-digest-milk-activity-6990999030965121024-Mprb

They eat cow feces, not dairy.

>>513020374
it's just too good not being hungry

>>513014669
makes me think of the War of the Worlds panic, and the hijinks chaos i could cause with a time machine and a few videos like this.
No my all-female hordes, we must not leave the city ever for the giant cat menace persists, all our brave soldiers have gone to fight, now fire the ballistae and let us make love in a big pile in the town square again !

>>513020770
>Jeets are lactose intolerant en masse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_in_India
>They eat cow feces, not dairy.
pidor edumacations

>>513005060
Lactose intolerance is a hoax. 99% of humans are tolerant to milk if it's real milk (raw milk).
People are only intolerant to the fake burned milk they sell in most grocery stores.
Which means all these intolerance statistics & maps are completely fake.

This "only Whites can drink milk" meme is the stupidest shit ever. Millions of Africans consume raw milk in far larger quantities than any White person alive today.
Some tribes live exclusively on it for over a year.

The meme that only Whites can drink milk is a stupid American cliche that nobody outside the US believes.
It's most likely a psyop to make Whites consume pasteurized (burned) milk which is incredibly toxic and damaging to health.

>>512997563
And then they said jews brought the slaves to America, who also paid for the ships to bring them over as a business, and who also were the primary slave sellers...
Jews....shut it down...


Democrats still #1 party who owned slaves and fought a war to keep them...

Kek

>>513020880
you didnt refute him tho

>>513018194
>buddy doesn't know about cases
ouch

best /pol/ humour thread I've seen in a while

I'll dump some random good shit from the past 20 years

>>513004532
Made during a time when millions were under nourished and food was difficult to come by.

>>512991626
Kek

>>513005445
Stop giving him cat nip money you codependent enabler

>>512991638
Hahahahahah

>>512997830
The penacle of a pajeet's mental faculties

>>513020880
you have to go back

>>513009006
Wait, you need to fill out a form to have breasts? Damn, women have it rough.

>>513009950
Troons must be killed with fire. All of them.

>>513022638
i almost feel sorry for the poonicorn in that pic.

>>513002038
It's just so unfair. Every white person can absolutely dominate any nigger with just a single word. Are niggers truly the fragilest of humans?

>>513010824
Nice picture fren

>>513011072
same with Russian, I had a childhood friend with a Russian grandma that used to tell him "ANON, GO TO PHARMACY"

>>512997515
Are they bragging that they're poor and retarded in all of these?
Rabbi, this isn't the win you think it is lmao

>>513002038
Kek. Fuck the kikes.

>>513023071
no, of course
because they're not Humans to start with
just niggers, lol

>>513021337
Jews avoid milk like its propofol spiked with cyanide.