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>>513064937 (OP)
Z
Heavy artillery and Panther Tanks

Thanks for the bread

thoughts on retarded things rubio and trump will say during the talks?
alaska seems like a bad idea, i seem to remember the chinese delegation walking all over the biden one in those alaska talks

>>513064937 (OP)
Z
Talmud denounced
Blood and Soil
Bunny!!!

>>513064929
I think part of it also has to do with wanting to open the US market up to Russian manufacturing, because it's a huge missing piece of his tariff plan. He desperately needs somewhere cheap (that isn't China) to fill the market since pre-tariff stockpiles are running out. It's really the only place he has left to go if he wants to import manufacturing capacity, but I also don't think he's smart enough to have figured that out.

post times you aurafarmed
>be me
>head to the shops
>walk over to aisle
>crouch and grab some bandaids
>stand up
>absolute qt appears on other side of aisle
>smile at her
>she smiles back
>we're moving together up the aisle
>shes sneaking glances at me
>i try to be nonchalant
>halfway through aisle
>when shes not looking i do a walking handstand
>upside down, blood pooling in my head
>hear her giggling somewhere up there
>handstand my way to the end
>get upright then we cross paths
>she calls me a showoff
>i walk away

NAFO is in pain right now. Can you feel it?

Reddittors own Putler by defacing a wall in Alaska near the airport he arrives in.

First for TZD.

>>513065351
All too well.

Man, i can't believe it, tomorrow it may all end

>>513065388
To Zucc Dick?

>>513065388
That z better mean zionist you fucking nigger

>>513065176
>>513065499
KEKYPOW!

>>513065450

It will end for 2 weeks

okay fat stupid americans, I am once again asking
what is the best state?

>>513065609
Why do you ask?

>>513065238
>Mr.Putin why a' you gay?

>>513065609
Idaho

>>513059774
All this effort for a hag to bang for fun?
Most I've spent for a broad if you don't count wasted time is 2.13€ to buy her L4D2.

>>513065681
>>513065699
What happens here, burgers?

stonetosky is in peak schitzo mode again

>>513065238
He'll sit there and make stupid faces.

>>513065681
I find it interesting

>>513065316
is this the zoomer version of
>"looking fine ladies"
>walks away
>"still got it"

>>513065821
Military shit, paleontology and cattle ranching

>>513065238
nothing will be settled. i don't think that trump realizes that a militarized ukraine is a deal breaker.

>>513065821
Cattle mutilations.

>>513065238
Reminder that Rubio is the one who keeps feeding Trump retarded casualty numbers and Putin has been ignoring Trump because of this. If Rubio keeps this up, Trump is going to come out of this with negative leverage instead of just zero.

>>513065821
money laundering

>>513065882
sounds comfy

>>513065154
You felt the need to prove something on the internet... On 4chan of all places..
How reddit has this place become.

>>513065907
didn't the white house say something like it's a listening session?
but ya nothing will be signed
like all the 'trade deals' it will be just verbal
>>513065950
at this point the us side might as well bring lindsey graham for the laughs because it would at least be funnier than rubio's word salad

>>513065450
>i can't believe it, tomorrow it may all end
your summer fun with your cousin could also end tomorrow. make the most of it.

ALBANIAN COUSIN FUCKER, I JUST ARRIVED AND READ THE LAST THREE THREADS. WELL DONE LAD! PROUD OF YOU!

>>513065729
She's my 1st cousin.

I've always had some feelings for her since i was young, during puberty i realized i was madly into her

>>513065887
Very cryptic... What is the underlying implication here?

>>513065450
nothing will happen, THD continues

TOTAL GOONER DEATH

>>513065494
No. Im down with Israelis. As far as client states go, they're fine. Now those pesky Saudis on the other hand...
No Z as in Zigger, the subhuman murder golems currently illegally squatting on sovereign Ukrainian territory. Kill them all.

>>513065450
zero chance... Trump just thinks he can bluff Putin in person. And it doesn't matter what Putin says, Trump can't be seen as weak so he wont agree.

>>513065821
No idea

>>513065861
Well it depends on what you want to do, but speaking genuinely on fun
Without consideration for the people or their politics
Montana, California, and Florida

>>513065609
texas

>>513066206
>Israelis
>client state

>>513066091
Thank you.
I have high hopes for you as well

Remember lad, never look down on yourself, because there's an albanian out there who is 10× more autistic than you'll ever be

>>513060277
> anon, that's a 500yo grandma, she's way too old for you

>>513065887
>>513065887
I don't get it

>Julian Assange explains the psychological preparation for war against Iran:
>“Hollywood script writers who say they are 'Jewish' have been planting the mental seeds for war with Iran for years, including in Top Gun Maverick, Homeland, 24, & in the DreamWorks film on Julian Assange 'The Fifth Estate'.”
Video: https://t.me/megatron_ron/10327

>>513066285
congratz on getting your independence

>>513066215
To be fair i have to agree

If the Istanbul talks didn't do shit then i find it hard to believe the Alaskan one's will either.

But we have to prep for the shill meltdown, it will happen 100% guarantee

>>513066373
damn i shouldn't have skipped
think the only natlan character i rolled was mavuika

>>513066356
Alternatively, I shall feel inspired that somewhere out there an Albanian was brave enough to give love a chance. I understand a gentleman does not kiss and tell but did you cuddle afterwards?
Also that picture made me laugh lol.

>>513066285
>>513066410
It will never stop bothering me how similar the chile and texas flags are.

Even the name "georgia".

There's the american state and the other country

Okay, I have to go to the drugstore. I've got a splitting headache.
If I'm not around by 290, someone announce and bake.

>>513066656
Okay, get some drugs for me too

i am fairly glad i got the nsfw internet filter to work so i don't have to see all the gooner slop. literal slaves to their pornography.

>>513066709
is this your mlem?

>>513065609
they all got something special about them its hard to pick a favorite i lovem them all :)

>>513066389
Zelensky gave the orange pedo ukranian nationality after he donated 6 million humvees to the holols, but Putler mounted him and is using his ride to find rare earth minerals, but trump is smelling a happy meal buried on a hohol tomb, that's why he is toppling the flag

>>513066373
is that a... THAT'S IT, I'M PULLING MY ADS DOWN

>>513066835
Do you like Oregon? What happens in oregon?

>>513064937 (OP)
Total Alaskan chaos

>>513066627
We watched a movie afterwards and went out for some beer in the evening, the day was nice

>>513066631
t.

>>513066373
Anon tell me where you found this so i can avoid it

>>513066928
Will the Alaskan talks result in world war 3?

>>513066373
uh oh, stinky
jannies clean it up

>>513066928
>>513066981
Gear up lads

Moraes just request the scheduling of the Bolsonaro trial.
It's happening! Bolsonaro prison rape arc incoming.
How will Orange Gorbachev react?

>>513066911
Just chocolate and a guayaba jelly

>>513066373
JANNIEMAN HELP ME!

>>513066964
Yeah, same thing happened with the name "iberia" too.

Funny thing is even scotland was called "albania" it was just called "Alba"

And it makes sense "albania" just roughly means "white mountain" and the caucasus, scotland and albania all have white mountains

Z bros..
the blue arrows have arrived

>>513067162
Double their FAB dosage.

>>513066944
Nice, now to start leaving books about the Habsburgs around the house to lay the groundwork for babymaking. Any plans for another date? Also I saw something about you telling your family about you and her? Best not, in my view.

>>513067111
Goiabada with chocolate?
Nah, real brazilian niggas eat it with cheese.
but for real, that's a tradition i could never understand, I like goiabada and I like cheese, but not together.

I like to think the Albanian's cousin looks like vid related. In which case I wouldn't blame him.

>>513066773
Nah, I'm just sharing funny kot stuff I find on the internet

>>513067146
Can she cook though?

>>513067146
in caucasus and albania it's probably more of a brown mountains

The amerimutts really think India is the weak point for both Russia and Brics as a whole.
And to be fair, they are, but thankfully, Trump forced them to pick a lane and they choose BRICS.

>>513065316
kys pedokike

>>513067146
Ooooo shoqi qu je vlla?

>>513067111
never heard of goyabba. looks tasty tho. bought picrel today but they were a letdown

>>513065316
i once saw a retard kickboxing the air in a waterpark... same vibes

>>513066152
>madly into her
Double the reason not to fuck around, but neither of you was a virgin so it's not a big loss.
Many people want to fuck their cousins, everybody wants things madly, guess what? You get the fuck over it.
If things you want involve broads, aren't logically sound and can't go anywhere, don't bother, it's a waste of time, probably another burden down the line.

Before the Alaska meeting starts, Bros let's have a Zelensky appreciation moment.
Despite being an currupt, cp ridden, corrupt agrarian state and the official OF
capital of the world, for 4 years he managed to fend off a former nuclear super power with just a rag tag team of mostly untrained surprise volunteers.

>>513067335
Buñuelo looks smart for an orange cat

>>513067463
They would maidan Modiji the second they had the chance

>>513066981
>>513067039

>>513067250
I'm planning to spend the rest of August with her that's for sure, but I've got to start some studies as well because september is creeping by.

I don't know if my cousin will go back to Greece, i know she must because she has a lot to do there too, i just hope that she returns back here after a few months to stay with me, I'm planning to discuss it with her but i don't know how to tell her that I'm planning this on the long term.

And about family, i feel like they'll find out eventually, one thing albanians love to do is gossiping left and right, covering it will be easy because I'm planning to study in tirana (which is where i lived with a bunch of other roommates) so it wouldn't look suspicious if she came with me to the capital since from my parent's point of view we already spent holidays together so living together wouldn't really be that much of a crazy development.

But I'm still certain they'll start raising their eyebrows soon though, my cousin hasn't spoken to anyone thankfully and just showed basic pictures of holidays.

But yeah I'm not even 20 so it'll be a hassle to pull off

>>513067386
She knows the basics, her food is decent for the most part, she's very good at making chicken wings though, those were absolutely delicious

>Finally, Azov super soldaten will join the front!
>Wait, why are they clustered like that?
Man, I'm glad germany forgot all thos anti-nazi rules they have to train these fuckers, sure seems like it paid off.

>>513067500
Çkemi more vlla

>>513067778
how's her børek?

>>513067806
>these are the elite Ukrainian soldiers

>>513067463
It is the weak point, how the fuck did they not improve in any way in the last 100 years? They cant even shit like normal people.
The only value they have is that there are 10 gorillion indian retards all over the world who will chimp out on command. Its kind of like a shitty nuke, a real shartyweapon thats about 15 years ahead of the americans.

>>513067718
Have faith in yourself and her, you are clearly very genuine in your love. Regarding telling her you plan to commit, make sure she knows how much you care about her and how you want to keep spending time with - note this is often best done through actions and not words but a healthy combination is always good. Remember that, whilst this is an amazing development and the more time spent inside her the better, that you enjoyed each other's company before so you don't have much else to work on regarding yourself. Usually "just be yourself" is not particularly useful advice however you got your cousin by being yourself so just keep on as you are. Love your cousin, love yourself.

>>513067463
it's because india jobbed against pakistan
they wanted to use india as the battering ram against china but after that performance, they were just written off

>>513067551
I'm just glad i got this far.

As i said, she might be moving back to Greece altogether, I'm not an idiot, if it works it works, if it doesn't then it doesn't.

But, I'm not really huge with my family, I was raised more by my grandparents if anything, and i even moved from my village to the capital a few years ago because there's literally nothing left in the countryside, that's where i kept even with some small time jobs like being a janitor or a waiter here and there to make some small income.

It's hard but i can make due on my own, so even if my family finds out then it's not that big of a deal since I'm already mostly independent, I've spent more time around my dumbass roomates for the last 2-3 years than my family to be honest

>>513067718
Oh and also make sure that if you are going to reveal to your family (again I personally would not) make sure you are absolutely in agreement with her regarding when, where and if you even should. The worst thing you could do right now is embarrass her or hurt her in anyway.

>>513067806
That's the worst one in a while, how can this still happen more than three years in the war

>>513067850
She doesn't know how to do that because i asked her if she did when we ate together once and she just said bluntly she had no clue.

Albanian babushkas really are a gift now that i look back

Holy shit I finally caught up since 1pm
anyway

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>513068262
>worst one in a while
Not to be a complete psycho or snob, but the last really good kill on azog faggots was Avdeevka when 98th broke theough and caught them in their back trench before they could even run
Executed 9 commissars on the spot
Drone gore is just so tasteless and boring

>>513068345
BNUUY

>>513065821
Cowboys and yaks (american cows)

>>513068262
I mean, the Azov guys have less experience than any van meat guy that survived more than two days.
They probably believed they were a safe distance away from the russians and could just bunch up like that, probably believed the propaganda that the russian break throughs were just a couple guys.

>>513068336
>She doesn't know how to do that because i asked her if she did when we ate together once and she just said bluntly she had no clue.
i knew there were some problem with this story

>>513068345
furry

isn't this like the 5th Il-96 ffs putin sending all his clones

>>513068572
Probably so they won't know which one he's in.

>>513068572
Please understand, a 96 has only 25 tons worth of cargo capacity. You try unloading three Moscows worth of clones from hidden bunkers in Siberia only 25 tons at a time.

second hare forming

>>513068775
But...shills said it was shut down and pushed back...

>>513068572
Alaska will return to Russia

>>513066373
>You will never share a drink with the hot alcoholic granny.

Ramirez they are attacking our Burgertown

>>513068111
>>513068240
Yeah about the whole parent thing I'm still very divided on it

On one hand, telling them might be the ultimate mistake, but at least i told them so they keep it a secret in the family.

On the other, if i don't, they might find out, keyword being might, because if they do find out from someone else, then it's absolutely joever, because I'll have no clue who spilled the beans so i won't know how to deal with it.

But if they don't find out then we're golden, but yeah I'll have to say speaking to my parents is more about damage control rather than an actual plan

>>513067512
Perhaps you know it as guava
>>513067297
Weird stuff.
Similar stuff some people do around here by the way, do you know nance?
Little yellow fruit that looks like small grapes but has a very hard pit. Slightly sweet but tangy.
Here we do a "pesada de nance" with it. Basically boil the pulp and juice with added cornstarch until it forms a cream or jelly. Once cooled it hardens into a cheese like texture.
Some people eat it with white cheese.
I will never know why.

>>513068870
Don't remind me

it's over, the us won, i'm demoralized...

>>513068518
Yeah her cooking isn't the best but I'll take anything, all i eat is fast food and take outs nowadays, you can give me mashed potatoes and I'll eat that like gourmet

CMEPTOЗAЯЦЪ

>>513069058
Just make sure you are on the same page as your Cousin(girlfriend). Whilst it may be joever if the parents learn from someone else, it is much easier to exist in the joever state if you have her by your side. It's also quite romantic to imagine you and her driving out of town together to places unknown, leaving the bad family behind.

>>513069404
Forgot pic

>>513068401
>that pic

New fetish unlocked

I dated my cousin and my parents didn't care.
I don't see the issue.
I guess its rarer now but back in older times it wasn't that odd in a rural community like where I live.

>>513066445
shills have been on defcon 1 all week

>>513069162
yep in fact i do, looked it up

>>513067322
yandex can't find her and neither can google. can you give me a sauce, brother?

>>513069404
I hope it works out

But there's still the Greece thing, she's got a job there, i barely scrape by on my own and unless i land an stable job i can kiss her goodbye.

Studying here takes up to 3 years depending on what branch you take 5 if you take a master class (engineering is what I'm looking towards)

Since this country is corrupt i can just buy the exams if i fail, which is why it's still good to keep in touch with my shit parents because 3 years is a long time and anything can happen. So they're still important in case i get into debt or worse go broke because the job market here is savage.

>>513069686
Are you a royal?

>>513069833
Good to know
So now you know how it possibly taste likes

>>513069686
Lucky

i cant believe the war is ending tomorrow...
we had some fun

https://tass.ru/politika/24785161
the advanced party and journalists arrived

>>513068345
haha

>>513070042
Totem confirmed the talks would start world war 3

>>513070064
travelpilled arrivemaxxers

>>513070112
is putin gonna say the n word and trump will feel the need to retaliate?

>>513070042
Nothing is ending.

>>513070064
>flying in to a civilian airport
ffs

>>513068469
Its the classic case of being sent to undermanned front, fight and win against four russian soldier in a trench with support of everything, then get rotate out for national guard whom then get btfo, while they run back and be barrier troop

>>513070243
at least it's anchorage, which is absolutely tiny relative to most important cities.

>>513070064
praying for putler's safety

>>513065176
>>513065147
can we please meme this into reality?

>>513069847
You can't find her because an AI Albanian news lady. Huge epruption soon. It's a Chinese model called Qwen that you can run on your own machine if your GPU is good enough and generate as much as you want without any kind of watermarks or giving your data to Jews.

>>513070204
>Trump: niggatoro is a nigga
>Putin: epstein island blyat

>>513070064
Numerals and Cucktin will be killed/bagged in Alaska with Iron Dimon taking over.

>>513070348
Do you realize what would happen tne moment some retarded state trooper tried to approach Putin….
Firstly his body guards would drop that pig like nothing
Secondly, the US military is not going to allow police to walk onto a military base

>>513069847
>>513070350
jesus christ. thank you
scary shit will come out in the near future - take off your faces from the internet, i say

>>513070243
>>513070292
You thought they'd fly right to the base?

>>513070424
Well, it seems like nothing will happen for the next 2 weeks.

>>513070485
the runway is big enough

>>513069869
It is not hopeless, you know your goals and now you must build to them
>stack cash
>pass exams
>love your cousin
You can do this. Don't get into a feedback loop about your chances, would you have believed what happened with your love was possible a year ago? You can do this, you must work hard but you will succeed.

>>513070607
Security, anon.

>>513070401
Putin loves Hayacchi so much!

>>513070473
Big companies already have prompt to virtual worlds:
https://x.com/GoogleDeepMind/status/1952732150928724043#m
So something like a VR version of the holodeck is coming, where you'll just tell the computer what you want in plain English and it'll create the world for you to explore with a headset.

>>513068115
Ironic since it turns out that the Filipinos could have solo'd chinks the entire time.

nothing is happening right now.. or is it?

>>513070733
i'm afraid i'm not following you - a civilian airport is more secure than a military base?

>>513071150
The VIPs will fly to the base, anon. The forward team and journalists will not. You never know who might try to pull a suicide bomber or something.

just a reminder, russia will get 90's again and this time 10x fold for the next 50 years+
enjoy your youth being fucked by chinks 0.05 rub a piece :D
are we still cocky?

>513071338
Wolyn status?

>>513071076
Nothing is always happening. Nothing happens so often that you miss most of the nothingburger. Everything is constantly not occurring

>>513066876
Makes sense to me

>>513070064
will Putin's jet have fighter escorts and how will that work?
>break off before entering us airspace
>land at us airbase
>do some barrel rolls while trump claps

I'm pretty hyped for the great cuckening tomorrow. Anyone else?

>>513071505
i thought he was going to ride in on a bear shirtless and swinging an axe

>>513068775
IVE BECOME so numb

>>513071568
Prepare your apology form

>>513071615
they would have had to wait for the bearing
>c wat i did thar
straight to freeze for that

>>513071732
lol, you better prepare yours. /chug/ is gonna be unusable tomorrow.

>>513071568
Literally nothing will happen

>>513071794
>no u
Good one ramirez

>>513071794
Why, because retards like you are going to spam with bullshit?

>fatherless cali daughters
Brother I can not for the life of me think of a good reason to go to someone else's country to die when you have a 6 and a 4 year old. I know he's from cali but what the fuck is wrong with you

>>513071887
In that case it should be unusable every single day

>>513065609
Wisconsin. Particularly the north near the Yooper and the lakes.

Can someone tell me what is the maximum conscription age in Israel today?

>>513071505
>nipple protruding
Absolutely disgusting.

>>513071959
Usually is during mutt hours.

>>513071927
Don't be happy that he died, be sad that he spread his cancerous genes.

>>513072024
>looking at another man's chest
How did your father react to you coming out?

>>513071927
tons of us mercs have been deleted why are we shilling this fag for 3 days?

>>513071887
Putin is gonna cuck so hard that a /chug/ civil war will start. Screencap this. It's gonna be legendary. I bet it's gonna be the Brazilian discord raiders vs Russians who are sick of their cuck oppressors.

>>513072092
Better than yours. Your dad watched you come out your mother's pussy. It still haunts him to this day.

>>513072024
didn't notice cause im not gggggaaaaaaayyyyyy

>>513072042
I'm disgusted at his behavior as someone who is the same skin color as me

Trump will suggest Russia get back into the g7(8) and Putin will just reiterate the Russian demands. Nothing except THD will happen

>>513068775
So the breakthrough is still expanding? Does Russia still control a section of the defensive line?

>>513072228
Your own problem for buying into race idiocy.

>>513072392
So much for saviors of the white race kek

>>513072212
>not gay
>posted man's protruding nipple
>um i-i didn't notice Anon
Not buying it.

These videos all look pretty straight to me:
>>513067322
>>513070350
>>513070902

>>513068775
It will truly be the end of an era when Stinky falls.

imagine we go to sleep now and nuclear launches start happening.. would you rather be sleepo peepo or awake when it happens? (yes when, not if)

>>513072210
I know your jokes are only to mask the pain, anon.

>>513072535
N.E.H

>>513072471
I'm only interested in saving Russians. 90% of the white race can eat shit.

>>513072535
The only thing nuclear will be the meltdown in here tomorrow after Putler cucks out.

>>513072699
Ok churka

>>513072699
Holy fucking based

Had justice coming yet?

so here's the deal
>russia stops advancing but gets the rest of kherson and zaporozhye
>odessa oblast becomes independent republic
>the afu disarms ira style
>zelensky holds elections
>russia made official language of ukraine
>sumy and kharkov become demilitarized zones
>canada gives back russian plane
>uk gives back northern ireland to the republic
>alaska becomes russia again
>georgia becomes russia again
>transnistria recognized as independant state by US
>finland becomes a russian oblast
>sweden must demilitarize
>quebec becomes independant
>scotland becomes independant
>alberta becomes the 51st state
>trade assurances for russian uranium and plutonium for next 10 years
>russian paratroopers and marines will help police us crime ridden cities
>trump gets a russian golf club
>putim gets alaskan malamute puppy

>>513072909
What are you talking about, schizo
Our demands are clear. 1 dollar and billion of helicopters

Butthurt

how are my favorite 14:1'ers doing today now that putin is suing for peace?

>>513073099
Reddit trannies banned "Innuendo". Literally unusable app anymore
Highly recommend to delete it right now

>>513073099
>2 of the 7 criteria
I hate political analysists so much

>>513073063
how about one helicopter and a billion dollars?
>art of the deal

>>513073191
I don’t think they care, half of them only ever cared about cooming to lolis

>>513073365
I can kind of understand the contrarian cheerleading itt but I could never understand the porn sick gooner crap and borderline pedo tendencies here. Really bizzare.

>>513073442
the service is basically the same, especially marines

>>513073442
Why, are you gay?

>>513073700
>you're gay if you're not destroying your mind with porn at every waking second and gooning to drawings of children
seek help ASAP before you need to be put down

>>513073099
do russians hold their forks with the right hand?

>513073442
>borderline pedo
Said the orange tard bootlicker. He's a real pedo btw

>>513073763
I typically browse with images turned off. You can tell by context usually if a poster is posting something smo-related.

Except caturday.

>>513068775
Interesting

>>513073836
do they eat with forks at all?

Finland's lumber industry has lost the Chinese market, which was its most important export destination.

>>513073560
>gay marine
Please respect yank culture

>>513073961
>Says a literal tranny

>>513069875
no
>>513069999
Checked.
I guess, I dunno it never worked out and now there's a whole side of the family that my relatives don't speak to. I think it worked out poorly in the end.

>>513073961
>the marines after finding out there's oil in hell

>continues to ramble on imaginary "drawings of children"
Mindbroken

>>513073267
> Reddit trannies banned "Innuendo". Literally unusable app anymore
What?

>>513073836
they are uncivilized mongol horde after all, giving them a fork is a courtesy anyway, all of their GDP is about one set of IKEA cutlery worth
this political analysis was brought to you by reddit boomers

>>513073836
What is fork

Nice plane

>>513073961
>field fuck
there is nothing more heterosexual than fucking another man in the marines. it's only gay after you're discharged and if your balls touch.

>>513074036
Kek, have a (you)

>>513072535
Awake so I can shitpost here

>>513073887
>the hare is growing a tail
fucking furry ass shits overt here

>>513073267
>Innuendo
Sounds like some thinly veiled crypto cp

>>513074095
>surging oil prices BAD because MUH PUTLER
these mutts don't realize oil prices in dollars surged because the dollar is going down the trash

>>513074150
ruskies make nice planes. i love driving by
>picrel

>>513066159
>>513066389
It means to say Trump is hohol

>>513074162
>published on April 1st
Ironic

>>513073763
Nah, I'm good bro.

>>513074162
jesus christ, we are getting to if you kill your enemies you lose canadians levels of cope

>>513074246
cheap oil prices also hurts shale

>>513074223
crypto is totally legit and not a ponzi scheme

>>513074095
AI says he has no connection to jews... Im worried, bros

>>513074053
>>513074223
If was just a subreddit about tiktok whores shaking their asses and something like that, dont bother

>>513064993
>https://files.catbox.moe/l6uib6.mp4

sounds like:

"My 18yo son was cannon fodder for the afu"
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy7gp341j0o
>"'My son was 18 and went to ukraine as cannon fodder'"
>"James Wilton was just 18 years old when he volunteered to fight for ukraine months after finishing college. It was a decision he made with conviction and passion - but it was one which led to his death"
>"The teenager from Huddersfield was killed in a drone attack in the village of Terny on the eastern front"
what makes this nafo episode even MORE pathetic is the father literally drove his son to the airport, and helped him walk his bags to the check-in and board the flight to poland
>^think about the extent of this folley

>>513074246
China and India started buying less oil from Iran. It had little to do with Trump. It's not 2017 anymore, brics is a bigger thing and both China and India have told Trump to fuck off.

We're supposed to believe that Biden and Europe held back weapons that Trump can threaten to give Ukraine
and sanctions.
If there isn't a deal then you will see stories saying "Biden was soft on Ukraine" and that Trump is tough

>>513066091
whats the albanian cousin fucking lore?
I'm too lazy to read back
>>513066981
nukes on londonistan pls

>>513074588
do people actually care about the WNBA?

>>513072535
Best would just before work (so I don't have to wageslave just to fucking die)
Worst would be after work (I am done wageslaving and now I'm denied my rightfully earned rest by some fucking gay piece of shit nuke)

>>513074608
he was speech writer for George W

>>513074657
Jewsa can't and the west can't be "tough" on russia. They already wasted years if not decades of productions in weapons in just a few months early on, to the point they had to beg for old western stockpiles in neutral countries to have something to keep cuckraine in the fight.

europe is in some kind of psychological break with reality

>>513074811
pedos and gooners itt are also incest supporters, I guess they haven't openly admitted to tranny chasing yet

>>513074860
Sort of. It's a bit like the WWE. Everyone knows it's not a real sport but sometimes the drama is fun.

>>513074811
albania has a small gene pool.

Next:
>>513074899
>>513074899
>>513074899

>>513074657
The West burning ~18 years on the Middle East was such a mistake.

>>513074968
The only thing i know about albania is the glass bottle event

>>513074970
Thanks hohol-sis

>>513074613
Is there video of your pic?

>>513074970
Lmfao, you guys are trying to spin a crime of passion as ptsd really…

>>513075050
>Is there video of your pic?
maybe?

some ghoul probably has it somewhere

Is a hohol trying to early bake a fake bake?

>>513075131
Anything to distract.

>>513074875
Nothing important in that case

>>513075131
Pretty much

>>513075131
Yep, someone else needs to bake.
>>513074970
Gore bake

>>513074970
Kill yourself tranny

>>513075131
yeah, gore bakes are uhg mo, probably some random thing happened somewhere with some Russian involved in some way
if random Russian stabs a toe they celebrate

Is someone baking? I can bake if no one is.

>>513075255
I remember that some years ago a random russia got bitten by a shark and died. Nafoids were celebrating as if they had liberated crimea. It also happened just as the news about the counter copeffensiyv failing were coming in. So there is also that.

>>513075027
i had an albanian mate in college, dif progs but we were in the bar alot. i fugg this thot for a couple weeks, then he did, and instead of being awkward i just said
>herd you had a good night ;)
and he laughed really hard cause most leafs and clingy faggots
then he smashed some kids head open with a garbage pale lid and got kicked out of school, but i'd see him around cause he sold drugs and we remained chummy
good times, albanians are sovl

>>513075335
Please do not create duplicate threads, as this is prohibited by the rules.
Next:
>>513074899
>>513074899
>>513074899

Baking

>>513075413
you made a new thread before bump limit

Uppity hohol? Kablam!

I love Russia

>>513075413
Lmfao, losing the war that bad huh?

>>513064937 (OP)
Swan lake on russian TV yet?

>>513075371
Lmao

>>513075413
please report to TCC and fight Russians for real

>>513075413
>Please do not create duplicate threads, as this is prohibited by the rules.
He has a legit point here

>>513075555
Cheked

>>513075555
yeah, the point he is a seething retard on internet, our own lolcow

>>513067625
kek

>>513075413
false flag bake

>>513075738
>>513075738
>>513075738
>>513075738
Remember to not post on the false bread

>>513066709
Make sure that one reproduces. I had one last year in the state of Missouri and put it down after I reached my allowed amount of cats by the local people in power, in my city.
I still feel bad about it because my other cats, that were a different breed, ran away after they saw my face afterwards. She looked like a pure bread version of black cats.

Haven't seen one on Craigslist since.

>>513075469
Post manul to celebrate the murder of Ganul