>>513601367 (OP)
I was trying to fucking this horse girl when I was 16.
She was showing me the animals that she looks after and they really were impressive.
Horses are beautiful animals. Similar to bears in my mind.
As she's showing me how calm her horses are, she was alarmingly close to it's rear.
Which, as a non horse person, made my spidey sense tingle.
Instead of kicking her as she should have been, the horse shits all over her.
The girl thinks this is the funniest thing ever.
I was going to take her to 6 flags but after seeing that, I noped the fuck outta there.