>>520592012
Uh oh spaghettios.
One of those guys she stopped fucking due to hysterical "icks" turned out to become mega successful and now she needs therapy AND IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
BECAUSE HOW COULD SHE HAVE KNOOOOOOWN!!!!
HE LIKED TO WATCH BIRDSSS HOW DOES HE HAVE $100m USD IT IS NOT FAIR ON ME!!!! I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS WIFE!!!!
HOOOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO HAVE KNOOOOWN IT'S NOT FAI-HEH-HEH-HAIRRRRRR *falls on floor and flops around crying* AAWWAHAHAHWAHWAAA
OH,
OH,
AHHHHHHHHHH ahh ahh AHHHHH
I COULD BE WITH OWEN FUCKING CHAD WHILE HE WATCHES BIRDS AND I GET MONEY FOR NOTHING BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THERAPY HOW COULD I HAVE KNOOOO-HO-HO-HOOOOWWWN IT'S OVERRR
>This is what women really think 2025 AD