Thread 513726083

that 4chan guy is so cool

4chan is finally kill

Europe really needs to understand that they have zero (0) global sway as an economy, as a regulatory body, as a military, and as a driver of culture. You guys had a great run, you did some cool shit, but it's over. You're the old man in the retirement home complaining to your nurse about the AC being too loud. You're COOKED.

Who is this hacker known as 4chan?

>>513726742
he's a legion or something

>>513726083 (OP)
Isn't that what the UK government wanted out of 4chan? Slap them with some ridiculous fines that you know they won't pay, so when they don't pay, you have justification to ban the site entirely.
What websites are next?

>>513726932
ebaums world

>>513726932
Pretty much. If only the porn sites gave them the middle finger as well.

4chan is in Delaware. If you are reading this, you are also now in Delaware where the UK laws no longer apply.

>>513727337
merely a coincidence

>>513726083 (OP)
Lfg

>>513727695
It's reasonable to assume this place is allowed to exist because of the invaluable data we provide to researchers concerning radicalization methodology, cultural views, etc.

wtf what is sargon of akkad doing over there?

>>513726083 (OP)
>4chan, and American entity, refuses to pay a fine to a foreign nation for something that is perfectly legal in the US.
So, what can the UK do about this?

>>513727695
Delaware is where most American companies register, because it provides preferential legal structures. CIAs location there is probably related to so many businesses being incorporated there, but 4chan isn't a singled out target.

>>513728755
If the courts find out that loli/shota are illegal in the US, then it is already a loss.

>>513728032
CIA actually takes memetic warfare seriously now.

>>513728908
Lol brits are always so funny. Dont make us throw your precious "tea" into the sea again.

>>513728585
hop in, dude

>>513726083 (OP)
Why? All other threads which fights against the crime are called "based". Why is this one considered "cool", if it's against the law?
>Imo, 4chan should be banned by governments. Then we can call governments "based" for getting rid of this shithole

>>513727337
UK laws don't apply anywhere in the USA.

We are 4chan
We don't bow
We rule

>>513728032
All that research and they've still learned nothing.

>>513726083 (OP)
It's almost terrifying that first world country changed in few years from something that was praiseworthy to absolute totalitarian shithole infested with niggers.

>>513726083 (OP)
Why bother. They want the ban so bad so be it.

>>513726932
duolingo

>>513729238
how many 4chan t-shirts do you have?

>>513726702
Zero global sway, except most of the globe is locked down and have their own versions of texting applications and their own internet. Everything in the west meanwhile, the "free world" is just dismantling itself because of the greedy old retards in the WEF want power and money now without thinking about the consequences of anything.

>>513728922
Yes, they do. But as Microsoft learned back when they were fighting open-source technologies, crowdsourcing can't be contained, and a million kinda smart guys will beat your array of experts 99 times out of 100.

>>513729363
We need one like this :
/pol/ taught me to be racist.
/x/ taught me to be autistic.
/ic/ taught me to be artistic.
/b/ taught me to be retarded.
/gif/ taught me to hate gays even more.
/g/ taught me nothing because it's full of Rust troons.

>>513729286
Private research groups sometimes publish. You can see what they learn. It's interesting.

>>513729600
based

>>513729954
kek basado

>>513726932
Reddit

>>513726932
Anything that isn’t blacked.com

>>513726083 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaJG7udlfEM
>lol

>>513728908
They're not illegal in the US. Thanks to Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition, loli/shota is a distinctly different legal category from CP, and must be proven to be obscene to be not protected by the first amendment. Obscenity requires proving something has no artistic value, which is quite hard for a fucking drawing. This is why 4chan has not received any criminal prosecution despite allowing lolicon on /b/ for over two decades.

>>513729973
It's funny how they need to break it down into reports. I'd love to be a shitpost analyst. Going on 20+ years of shitposting experience has got to count for something. In the future, time spent on 4chan will be worth more than a college diploma in expected earnings.

>>513726927
No No, his a hacker on steriods

>>513726702
>You're the old man in the retirement home complaining to your nurse about the AC being too loud

implying we have ACs

>>513730787
>a hacker on steriods
yeah, on estrogen

>>513729373
Asia is an export economy complely dependent on western consumer goods. Don't show me graphs, I've seen them, they're total propaganda. Without massive amounts of exports, Asia is cooked as well. The only reason they've been able to shift towards more a domestic economy is because the export heavy business reliant class has some disposable income. If that ever wanes, so does Asian domestic buying power. South America is a joke. Africa is an even bigger one. America calls the shots and sets the pace. Governments might try to convince private equity otherwise for their own selfish reasons but there's only one major player on this planet.

>>513726083 (OP)
FUCK THE UK...GO EAT SHIT

>>513726255
nice try you're still here forever you dumb nigger

>>513726702
Yurocucks are cooked
>>513728032
Pissing in a sea yada yada yada

our next move boys?

>>513731069
Pissing in the sea, which regularly makes headlines and affects contemporary culture to a some extent. 4chan is sometimes the subject of congressional hearings (as is the case of Ofcom recently for example). Maybe we're a little more valuable than you're giving us credit for.

>>513727337
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xxj0GMgWOw

>>513729110
It actually all just to fuck with you, specifically.

Remember when people/groups used to be afraid to fuck with 4chan because 4chan would always retaliate and ruin their lives? Where does the UK suddenly get it's balls from? Do they know what century this is?

>>513726083 (OP)
>threatening to fine a website instead of having British ISPs ban 4chans domains
kek, limp wrist cunts

>>513726083 (OP)
>4chan is Dean Winchester

>>513732222
we were hacking the world back then...

>>513726932
9gag

>>513726255
'no'

>>513726932
That's pretty much the plan, yes.
I've said it before, you would have to blanket ban british IPs for months from the web just to make them re-consider this suicidal act.

>>513732774
by blanket ban I mean every major website doing it to not comply, muttoid news sites already block european IPs if they're too stupid to have transparent cookies.

>>513732774
Yeah, I mean, he literally has no opinion whatsoever, yet he's a 'good' person for going along with everything

Queer Starmer and the cuck king can both tongue my sweaty American anus. They've been pushing their own peasants around for so long they've convinced themselves they can do it to real people. just tell them no lol

>>513726083 (OP)
>reddit screenshot of an ifunny meme
kill yourself

>>513733825
it could've been a reddit screenshot of a twitter post of an ifunny meme, but I'm merciful

>>513733825
ifunny is more based than pol

>>513726702
Who's gonna have replaceable phone batteries very soon?
That's right, we all will.
Who's gonna have their countries overrun by all kinds of niggers?
That's right, we all will!

>>513726742
>>513726927
>>513730787
He is a series of tubes

>>513726932
Putin/russian teir behavior if you think on it for a second.
Member the fine monkey man gave Google? Fuck-bong hilarious.

>>513726702
Good effort post. They fucked themselves with mass immigration and wiped out their own generational power base.

>>513735274
there are kids on this board that weren't even born yet when Stevens said that

>>513736986
>They fucked themselves with mass immigration and wiped out their own generational power base.
oh get fucked and look into the DOD research papers trying to cause mass immigration as a weapon

>>513726083 (OP)
makes sense.
like the entire premise of 4chan is anonymity. take that away and 4chan is just another reddit.

>>513736986
>five sentences is an effort post
America is cooked

>>513738325
go home fucking paki

>>513736986
Mate, your country is like 50% white. No European country is even close to that bad yet. You're the epicenter of all faggotry and degeneracy and kikery in the modern world. America has never, and will never be white.

>>513727337
> Delaware
Hahahahahaha yea ... theres lots of companies there, but not a lot of buildings. PO box business is a boom!

>>513739572
you too, shitskin. get the fuck out.

>>513728032
intelligence?
on 4chan?
all i've even done is shitpost

>>513729721
>You can see what they learn
see >>513729286

pic related is you

>>513730619
reminds me of the old threads that were posted in this format:

[eye catching image]
[disingenuous inflammatory text]
[derrogatory insult relating to the reader being rich in melanin]

>>513733502
>just tell them no lol

why can't you take your own advice and do that to israel? i love the bravado dumb fuck yanks have when you are a completely enslaved people to global finance and foreign interests. try electing a president that hasn't touched the wall and doesn't sell you out to the yids, i dare you, faggot nigger. israel is recruiting directly from america to fight their middle eastern sandnigger wars now, LOL.

>>513726702
This. You fags pissed all over your own legacy and legitimacy derived therefrom.

>>513726083 (OP)
it's a honeypot, they wouldn't let that go

>They've been pushing their own peasants around for so long they've convinced themselves they can do it to real people.
>just tell them no lol

>>513740321
cute

>They've been pushing their own peasants around for so long they've convinced themselves they can do it to real people.
>just tell them no IoI

>They've been pushing their own peasants around for so Iong they've convinced themselves they can do it to real people.
>just tell them no lol

>Be American
>Be lucky enough to survive till your tenth birthday. Only two pre-schools in your area were completely executed as you grew up.
>One day, there is a knock at the door and your dad goes to answer it.
>It's the fucking police. Somebody has swatted him again. The police are losing patience.
>He is given a bizarre set of instructions to follow. They are screaming at him. "WE WILL SHOOT YOU WE WILL SHOOT YOU"
>He is doing the hokey pokey on the porch now whilst a gang of heavily armed men point fully automatic weapons at him.
>They demand that he sings "I'm a little teapot" and perform all of the actions in the style of the Elephant man. Your dad begs "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT I'LL DO ANYTHING"
>He starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" and as he says the line "Here is my handle" a torrent of gunfire tears him to pieces.
>Have to watch your dad bleed out and gurgle in agony right in front of you. As he twitches a death spasm they open fire again and turn him into a paste.
>Go to school the next day, on the way there you have to run from cover to cover as another lunatic has ascended the nearby radio mast and is now taking pot shots at passers by. Several people lay face down in the street. Eventually you're lucky enough to get out of line of sight.
>Once in school you wander down the hallways. Your fellow students are giving you strange looks.
>It's the monthly school shooting and you forgot to bring your backpack shield. Oh fuck.
>Nobody hit the Active Shooter Alarm button in time...
>Unable to properly form Testudo as the gunman barrels down the halls.
>You cause the defense formation to break and you and all of your classmates are shot dead.
>A new family of Mexicans move into your empty house the next day.

>>513730834
Underrated, have a pity (you).

>>513740994
>>513741053
>>513741165
>>513741225
another buck broken bong. many such cases

>>513741225
Absolute cinema

>>513742492
you mean paki. another brown pakishit pretending to be a European like us.

>>513729373
you will never....ever be a super power, chang. you are not built for it.

>>513726742
i heard 9gag was the ones behind it all

>>513726702
My brother in freedom, they have no idea what AC is.

King Charles the Nigger tongues my anus

>>513731431
Ant is taking the U.K. Parliament Laptops on the 13th and the House Office acquired 700 body bag in prep for a mass casuality event. Enough for the number of significant cunts in U.K. Parliament, as it so happens.

>>513726702
Excpet Europeans have no AC and pretend that having no basic amenities is a mark of honor

I would genuinely kill myself if I was a british cuck

>>513726702
never seen such a jewish statement, the d&c is strong with this one.

>>513730834
You don't have a/c ?
Peasant

>>513734699
w-wait

This pic goes hard as fuck

>>513740769
How is america more subservient to israel than UK? Only difference i can see is they use our military more because yours is useless
Otherwise britfags and their government are even more pro israel and jewish

King Charles II can go suck my dick, no homo

>>513744371
Brits were with us the entire time in the middle east. They're really just as pozzed (if not more) but they enjoy putting on an air of superiority.

>>513726083 (OP)
Refer the UK to the response proposed in Arkell v Pressdram

>>513726083 (OP)
How have governments lasted this long when doing shit like this? Historically it never ends well for them. They just never learn.

>>513726702

>Eurofags
>AC

>>513726932
JJ.AM Is next

>>513726702
Europe is a joke. Every single European leader would get their ass beat in a fight and that's pathetic.

More money for 4chan as bong vpn users may need to buy a pass to use them here, so they have to compromise their privacy anyway. Yikes

>>513726702
their only modern global accomplishment is everytime you visit a website that fucking window asking about cookies

>>513726702
>>513726932
>>513727337
Are you boys behaving?

>>513746013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
yes?

>>513746013
Y-Y-YES MR. SHITWOOD... WEZ BEIN GOOD BOYS IN DIS THREAD...

>>513732222
hackers cut their dicks off and got rope only retards and bots here now t. rAbbI

>>513727337
that fat cuck cant even pronounce basic words while reading. guys got the IQ of a lemon

>>513726742
I wouldn't know.
I only post on 4channel.org

>>513726083 (OP)
Sharty is the only website that even remotely deserves this reputation currently

>>513727695
stop gaslighting
the cia hq is in Verginia next to washington dc

>>513726742
Joe Biden

>>513732310
>no father
>hunts demons
>boomer music taste
It sure sounds like /pol/

>>513744503
Yeeeeah boi

>>513747842
You forgot the unapologetic yellow fever and hentai binging

>>513750026
>unapologetic yellow fever and hentai binging
This is me

>>513726702
Once we kill or enslave all the women we’re coming for you. European takeover of America, round 2.

Watch your ass.

4chan will pay all fines or else enjoy jail. Sorry, but law work this way.

Child from Russia was arrested by police for sending threat messages in game to other players, someone reported him to American police and Americans asked Russian police to arrest him.