Thread 519364481

Come watch niggers beg for pardons and restoration of firearm rights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_pniqYbB4

Today's docket
Pardon days are always long with lots of victim opposition, so get comfy, anons

Also, they're having some boomer tech issues, it looks like

I came when I saw Sheryl

>Michael Jackson
Also hello frens

>>519364584
>I came when I saw Sheryl
She looks good today, yeah
I think she's got a new hairstyle, or maybe it's just freshly colored

>>519364481 (OP)
goddamn 5 people today ?
why ?

>>519364554
TYB and thanks for the docket

I hate Parole Project.
Fuck you these scumbags don't deserve life.

I control the Saint Bernard parish gov.

>>519364693
Today is working on Pardons, not Paroles
Paroles are "You're in jail and eligible to get out early, tell us why we should let you out"
Pardons are "You're in jail for life, but you've done good, so tell us why we should change your sentence to one that allows for parole"
Pardons are also for "You had a crime many years ago but you've done good since then, and you want to get the crime removed from your history so you can own a firearm again"

Parole can be done with just 3 people, but pardons require 4 or 5.
With 5 people, a vote of 4-1 usually is enough to grant

G'mornin gentlemen.
>Jeff Davis overpass
Hah

TYB. Big cast for Monday Pardon's. Lets fuck go!

>>519364584
>>519364667
Yeah, I think her hair is different

TYB

Pardon day, I take it?

>>519365039
thank you anon
well, like the headline says, come watch niggers beg.

What is this?

>>519365179
Yes, probably a long day

>>519365288
Probably a murderer or degenerate

>>519365288
>What is this?
>nigger in a suit

that is, a convicted felon

No write-ups, has done lots of programs including AA, religious, and Parole Project support...
Yeah, I think they're going to grant this pardon

>I'm gonna AXE
My mind just stops listening.

>>519365288
Nigger

>>519365827
>Model prisoner
Yeah, black

>>519365615
Audible laugh at that pic.

>>519365624
>I think they're going to grant this pardon
Plus he has been in over 30 years. Seems like that is the magic number for committing a murder.

31 years in Louisiana prison without a write up is pretty remarkable.

They're reducing life to 99 years with parole possibility?

>>519366596
Yes

based Meemaw

What a cunt, read the room lady

>>519366596
Immediate parole eligibility. He'll be out within weeks, possibly days.

>>519366661
What's meemaw's track record?

>>519366436
Meemaw cares not.

>>519366661
She made the right call.

>>519366736
>What's meemaw's track record?
hang them niggers high

MeeMaw, the protector

>>519366722
>He'll be out within weeks, possibly days
Well, no
First the Governor has to grant it, which can sometimes take months and is not automatic (we've seen people be recommended for pardon more than once because Governor denied)
Then there has to be a parole hearing, and that's dependent on getting him into the schedule

>>519366965
Ahhh yep my mistake. Thank you for the clarification.

kagan ?
he is a jew

>Randy appears
send the beast back to it's cage, it's already over.

they got Boba Fett

The hell is a bush-hog?

>>519367312
>The hell is a bush-hog?
big assed lawn mower

>>519367312
type of mower meant for overgrown fields

i like how chucky has been doing this for a long time and still forgets about how to conduct a basic interview with a parolee

>>519367442
>>519367479
>>519367541
Ah, I see. In Texas we call that a "real mower". Thanks, frens.

Chuckles read his files.

>>519367572
chuckie can't afford to remember how this works. he's too busy keeping track of all the lies he's telling about the oil field services company headquartered in his garage.

>23 stab wounds
>Ear completely cut off
>Neck completely sliced open
>Mother saw the body
Oof

if it was 22 stab wounds, i could see granting clemency, but 23 is one too many

>No Birthdays
>No Thanksgivings
>No Wild Crawfish
Too fucking far

>No boiled crawfish
Mudbugs are delicious

THIS is the type of Christianity I hate.

>>519368398
>>519368360
yeah

>>519368170
Chuckie made me laugh

morning frens

>>519368448
Based beaver.

>in pain
>take pain pill
>drug addict

What a beat down

We have us a High Contrast nigger next.

bring on the nig

Grace sexo

Willing to bet that his lawyer is going to be insufferable and won't shut up.

Damn, 2 counts of first degree in Louisiana is some serious shit.

https://x.com/gracebronson_
>white womxn

>>519369777
Checked and she looks way better here. Sometimes she doesn't look too great.

Get rid of the nose ring and restyle the hair, and I bet she could really turn heads

>>519369822
Checked and she is now insta-ugo. Fucking hell, man.

What is he looking at /lpbg/?

No nudes yet
https://www.risecollective504.com/who-we-are

life without parole seems like a harsh sentence for drinking and smoking some weed. i feel like there's more to this story

>>519370117
Well done, anon

She will eventually pay the toll
https://www.instagram.com/gracebronson_/

>>519370210
true

just got back from taking out the garbage.

Grace's piercing is most unfortunate

Prator setting the nigress straight kek

>>519370210
>A fish in water does not know what water is
Then why do fish you catch try to jump back into water?

>>519370030
jesus christ what a load of horseshit.
kill it with fire.

>>519370030
>No one is free until everyone is free
Cute, but I prefer
>Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent
When people have shown they cannot abide by society's rules, they do not deserve to stay in that society

>>519370636
Exactly. We have seen what no cash bail, etc. leads to.

>>519370210
I hope she get what she fucking deserves.

>if you don't forgive my criminal brother
>then YOU are gonna go to hell!
>jesus said dat
>so I'm axin you to do the right thing
thanks for the black perspective on crime.
>my momma had a stroke
>so lettem out yall!
ok, let the fishin buddy speak
>he has a good heart
>he helps broken down cars
>you know, jesus died on the cross and he din du nuffin
>so my fishin buddy din du nuffin and is basically jesus too
>it was just a bad situation...

here comes the nose stud dyke cunt
>he drank himself into BLACK out, so he dindu NUFFIN
LOCK HIM UP

>>519370794
they all pay the toll eventually

>Dedicating your entire life to getting Murder Apes out of prison
Why does one do it?

>he has spent time developing his craft
>he is a janitor

>he got black out drunk
>BUT
>we didn't know how drunk he was by BAC
>so we just don't know!
>but he blacked out...
shut this cunt up

>>519370915
see
>>519370030
her "education" has taught her that niggers are deliberately over policed and surveilled and as a whyte womxn she has a duty to get niggers out of jail an into her womb.

>>519370994
the bar for lawyers is pretty low these days. pun intended

>>519369822
lmao check out her IG
>gracebronson_

>he knew the family
>he was SHOOK
>um
>and uh
>and um
>and I thank you for your time and considerations
>and happy to answer any questions
>uh
fucking cunt

This man sounds exactly like Freight Train!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSXQE8KXLc8

might as well throw this guy back in his cage

Stabbing someone exactly 23 seems to be the a common nigger MO?

Was that a laugh?

>stabbed 23 time
HE WAS BLACK OUT DRUNK
HE DINDU NUFFIN
CAN YOU PROVER HIS BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT!?
FREE HIM!

>>519371522
Kek, the magic number

>>519371568
grounz

Back2Cage

>we're coping
that's it
LET HIM GO!

>the rare black child with two parents
>parents get murdered by another nog

even Grace knows this nig is cooked

>>519371958
she would probably support a ban on victim's statements

grace's nigger defender alarm is going off

>she has a cousin named Deon Jackson
because of course she does

>>519372181
Great tits tho

This boomer has half of the SS logo on his shirt. Based.

Based District Attorney

I like this District Attorney

Grace knows it's over

owari da
back in the cage

>>519364481 (OP)
LYIN COON DINDU NUFFIN

>HE JUST CAN'T REMEMBER THE KILLING! HE DRUNK! AND STOLE THE FUCKING CAR!
he just another dindu nuffin

It's over for him.

>After you killed them, you stole their car, correct?
Uh, I think I did
>No more questions

I feel sad now guys ;_;
How can Grace defend this person? I know she's not getting paid a lot for it either.

grace is fidgeting hard
and this drunk mother fucker can't even be bothered to take classes
and he cant even take responsibility
and he cant even answer questions without coaching
LMAO at this jailed faggot fuck
DENY DENY DENY DENY
LOLOL

Howdy frens, I didn't realize pardons were today.
Did I miss anything good so far?

>>519372758
she jobbed hard kek

>>519372767
amnesiac knife murderers

FUCK YOU GRACIE YOU NIGGER LOVING CUNT HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>519372758
Hey draw anon!

>>519372767
Fairly typical pardon hearings. Gruesome crimes,etc. No 12 year olds with herpes yet,

>>519372767
good morning baz. Last case was pretty intense, nigger pretended to not remember killing a white couple.

What is more respectable?
Defending black murderers who are black out drunk and leave orphans behind in their wake of violence?
OR
Starting an onlyfans where you only get 20 bucks a month for showing your asshole online?
asking for someone NOT named grace.

>>519372697
>That was a different nigger
Every day there's further confirmation of the copypasta

>>519373136
The latter desu

what?

Is this the best he has, or does he not give a shit anymore?

>>519373136
cornhole pics are infinitely more respectable than trying to get murderers out because of "muh racism"

>12 year old victim
wut

ok just put him back in the cage

>raped someone in JEFFERSON DAVIS parish

>you don't remember raping that 12 year old girl?
>NAW I WAS DRUNK AND I WOKE UP IN JAIL!
Jefferson Davis, save us...

Nuffin makes no sense anymore

ywn have a retarded white woman willing to baby you after you've committed a heinous crime

What is it with these monkeys and handling their drink?
Last time I got blackout drunk, I just blacked out. I didn't rape any kids or murder multiple people.

In a just world, the father would have been allowed 2 hours alone in a room with the defendant, and with a variety of weapons, no questions asked

https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/supreme-court/1983/82-ka-1369-1.html

>I don't remember doing it but I wish I did
Based cunny stretcher.

SPED

>>519373894
>I don't understand I did eat breakfast this morning

>I NEFFUH TOOK MOJO
>I JUST GOT INTO A KNIFE FIGHT IN DA DOME

>DEY JUST SHIPPED US A BUCHA DEM AND WE UH DINT KEEP TRACK

>I NEBER COMPLETED SKOOL, JUS SPESHUL ED

blind leading the blind

>>519373894
Why wasn't this fucker executed?!

>>519374217
noglovers

>do you admit to the crime?
The correct answer is yes, you stupid fuck

>The doctors said I didn't have no sex with nobody
How exactly would a doctor determine that a male did not have sex?

>>519374217
One of the worst here /lpbg/, needs a name.

coal burner denied retard dick once more

Fucking niggers

would not

A white woman commutation is rare. I don't remember seeing one before.

>Power level is .... only 12?
>I won't even remember this battle
>>519372979
<3 Hey dude <3

>Go ahead and shoot me, bitch
>Gets shot

So the real question is - was Michael a Nigger?

>Go ahead and shoot me bitch, if you think you're tough enough
https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/5914bd02add7b0493479fbe9

Also, this woman's story is full of holes
She just said she was getting hit over and over, but the detective saw no redness or swelling
And she said she closed her eyes and fired, but didn't disclose that she fired until the gun was empty

In short, she says her husband made her do it - just like every other woman inmate blaming a man

>go ahead and shoot me bitch
>if you think you're tough enough

a woman?

>>519375507
an old white woman even

boomers zooming

Back in my day, "sick" meant "cool".

i don't care if this woman is a psycho. she's crippled and half dead

lol is this her son?

I'm pretty sure I've heard this exact same thing (except the murder part) from incels on /pol/

>>519376342
>girls beat me until i had no choice but to shoot them

Shoot me, bitch!

>>519376478
tfw no gf to beat me

this woman never had the makings of a varsity athlete. keep her locked up

So they went to executive session and … what happened?

>>519376966
they had to slap chuckie around a bit to get him to understand this guy should not be let out

>>519377043
>guy
i mean..... you know what i mean...
>this little old white lady in a wheelchair

>>519376966
they said "shes gonna kill that guy if we let her out" and then they didnt let her out. simple as.

>>519364481 (OP)
What did I miss?

chuck's inner nigger was like
>but.... she looks like Miss Daisy!

>he
zesty

>got stabbed
>left
>came back

Wait … he’s a faggot?

>>519377700
he's downlow

>>519377963
the hell? that's not what i posted.

>>519377963
>>519378044
>the hell? that's not what i posted.
Kek. What else you got in that folder anon?

>>519378524
what don't i got is more like it

>concurent vs consecutive
potentially fatal error

>>519378601
80 years
self defense
dis gonna be quick
killed 2 niggers i bet

>>519378646
>self defense
was it self defense though? sounds like lack of accountability to me

>>519378599
>41.3 gb
>42,709 files
>created July 26 2024
Wtf? Are you saving every image from every thread for the past year and a half?

>>519378699
80 years
quite an accident

>>519378646
>killed 2 niggers i bet
if true he should be given the medal of freedom

>>519378754
>>accidentally shot herself in the head

80 years
first time felony offender
ok

Chuckie doubts something

>>519377963
She was so hot back in the day. Nice tits.

>>519378599
if thats all just images then thats crazy, mine is like 3gb but i usually only save bobo and mumu stuff

>>519378724
the creation date is for the folder on this computer. the oldest files i still have go back to about 2007. i lost my first 12-18 months worth of 4chan pics when the shitty laptop they were on died.

>>519378853
there's a few webm's and animated gifs in there too.

whats up with the retarded horse in the background?

>>519379085
it belongs to this guy

this isnt a vlog post lady... wrap it up

>>519365180
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VDTNmHfOE-k

I swear no other generations understands brevity less than boomers.

>>519378911
Awesome. One thing that always gets my noggin' joggin' is seeing how low res and small old memes and reaction images used to be. Like ceiling cat was something like 260x140 and 4kb.

>>519379345
most of them have never spoken publicly or been on camera in their lives. when they finally are they do their best to copy bullshit they've seen in movies and on tv all their lives.

>>519379439
funny you should mention that. it's one of the oldest files i still have. the filename is a unix timestamp.

>>519379345
they got indoctrinated that everyone has equal value. to them, their monologues are as important as a speech by a president

>>519379581
and of course the less well known companion piece

>Didn't miss it
Nice. What's going on today?

>>519379866
checked and we've moved from locked up scum asking for a chance at parole to pardons it looks like

dis nigga be givin a presentation on why dey should let him outta jail n shieeeeet

>>519380035
He sounds reasonably competent in comparison to 90% of the people we see here.

>we lived how a family should live
>single mother to a thief addict

>>519380485
the important thing, from her perspective, is that we know she raised him right and none of this is her fault.

>Wow, Grace is cute <3
>Lando, what the fuck?

>single mom
Skip the belt, just a hug. Figures

>>519380579
That’s my take.

Wow, a split 3-2 decision
Meemaw and Chucky sticking to their guns

chuck would have taken a chance on a negro fella

PARDONED

oh i change my vote now just cause i feel like it :)

WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

Never seen that before. This parole video is getting on the top 5 list.

AND NOW CHUCK HAS EGG(COOM) ON HIS FACE. EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT CHUCK.

>>519381184
>WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conformity

>>519381238
He’s read his file.

>>519364481 (OP)
Your whore mother sucks niggercock in hell

>>519381998
>in hell
because thats where niggers go

RANDY APPEARS

PLANTATION RANDY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!

ENTER

>>519381389
Lol, I'm sure they're still doing that. They've been in this predicament since the 60s, but they know that they can't stay here forever.

so she sells cocaine and weed while carrying a gun and now she wants to be a civilian police employee?

>this bitch wants to be a cop or a security guard or whatever
>she used to be a school bus driver

>>519364481 (OP)
>ANN EYE WUZ A SKOOL BUS DRYVA YO
>I USED DA BE CHEATIN YO
>BUT I WUZ FO DA COUNTY YO

>I was married when I was 15 years old
The fuck

he was smokin that mojo!

>>519382863
>>519382856
what's wrong with that? it's the least insane thing i've heard this whole time

>>519382777
kek'd and chek'd

>>519382945
you pedophile fuck. fuck you. i hope you get hit by a fucking bus

>>519382777
checked, kek'd, saved

>>519383179
yer mum

>>519364481 (OP)
270 replies of bigots and their hate

>>519383274
is it our fault that 1/3 black men are felons?

>>519383274
>t.

>>519383422
checked
>worked at the KID quarters

>based on your criminal history i'm gonna deny your bail application
>office space boss.jpg

>>519383274
Fuck off nigger

yes maam

did i hear that right? he has a relative named pinata?

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

What that beepin is?

angle allen = some crackwhore off the street they found and paid 40 dollars

>>519383705
i meant to make this but better
>>519384188
>>519384178
nigger eggs in the attic

THE DAD WHO STEPPED UP

too much shucking and jiving on this one

>>519384491
>he wuz a dad n sheeit
>n gettin hiz G E D yo

>ask him a basic question
>repeats memorized script
>cries

>>519384577
checked
>detatchable penis?
dafuq?

>5th felony
>I aint givin no chances mam!

>>519384935
>every time you go in you come back
>hasnt completed his GED

>>519384876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pTxgcooHiw

"I take full responsibility for my actions" does sound like something a parole board would want to hear, but saying that like 15 times without ever going into specifics kind of makes me believe you are just saying that because you know a parole board wants to hear that.

>Why yo gotta judge me for the past?
>>519373328
Endlessly applicable

>>519385057
kek

>why are you judging me based on things that happened in the past
Niggers really do not understand the concept of time and how moments of the past precede the future and that time is a continuous. Why do we pretend that we can share a country with these things? I want all niggers to be shipped to liberia yesterday

GOOD AFTERNOON MR BAILEY
>NIGGER NOISES AAAAAAA

He took full accountability for his actions though.

>fo luhly chillin
>just tryna get my rights back

>I demanded money from someone
I don't even think i hate niggers enough.
>I want to be come a cop now
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS.

>>519385428
they are all the cops now. where i live used to be 100 percent white, is now 30 percent white, 30 nigger 30 beaner, 10 chink, and all the browns/niggers are cops. thanks for reading my blog post

OH GOD

>>519385571
Making niggers cops and judges is just insane. I want to bring Lincoln back to see what the fuck that nigger loving tyrant did!

>>519385193
Kek I remember this guy.

>>519385709
lmao

U mad whyt boi???

What an absolute unit

Gross fucking coal burner

>>519385756
This bitch has never camped in her life

Baker?

>>519385756
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
#NOKINGS
#QOS

>>519364481 (OP)
i've never been there. why?

i don't like it. there's always a stench and the people seem to be very dirty.

i don't like the way the people act. it's very, very depressing.

>>519385886
>Baker?
sorry baking now, work

yall got any more of them second chances?

NEW
>>519386271
>>519386271
>>519386271

>>519386256
You've had 5 already

>>519386151
>work
you're a fed?

>>519386307
>you're a fed?
No, feds aren't working right now!

>>519386286
tyb

>DirectTV helped as much as prison
lmao

>>519386369
"non essential feds"
the essential ones in their opinion monitor the most "dangerous threat" to the usa, the o'le "huwite supremepizzas"

>>519386451
what's the dowry up to?

>>519371568
I hate anime, increase nose.

>>519386593
We need to know this

>>519386791
unironically yes