Thread 520221229

/pol/ humour thread

previous one was pretty good >>520202938

>>520221229 (OP)
ouch.
don't drink and bike fast, kids.

>>520221987
Are you tryin to educate me you water bottle piece of shit

>>520221987
>Brought

And thats without even looking it up

>>520221987
fish

Who is your jailfu, anon?

>>520222808
Rolling

>>520221229 (OP)
The biker went way too fast. He would have easily run over a pedestrian who stepped in front of him.

>>520222808
34-36 Juliana looks crazy fun. Rollin

>>520222543
No.

>>520223910
>Truck hauling `aggressive` monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

>>520221229 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>520224272
Thanks for your service leaf.

>>520222528
Good post. You know what this makes me realize:
Anyone who speaks Hebrew enough to translate their internal talks in Knesset and shit is at least a pro-Zionist faggot at the very least. So a lot of their internal vile discussions actually could be kept inside. Like even if Reuters or something assigns some staff to translate these things and make news, it will be a Jew. Fucking state of things.

>>520221229 (OP)
Lamp post best post.

>>520221987
Fischereifischfischerfickerin
German entry.

>>520221229 (OP)
dddd

>>520224238
>10 years
>still couldnt read a kids book
imagine.

>>520222466
>using stones as measurement
ooga booga

do it now, wyboi

>>520223980
>its real
https://youtu.be/TwjbGrZVWvQ

>>520221987
>one syllable
"Strengths"

>>520223980
Bet that script wasn't written in ballpoint though

>>520223980
This is the most jewish thing ive ever seen.

>>520223980
And not even pregnant...

>>520222808
roo

>>520222808
Rollan and I can fix her.

>>520224135
no way

>>520222808
picking

>>520222808
Rollin

>>520225272
I've always wondered if women who agree to this owe money to mafia or are just insane.

>>520222500
>>520222238
lol

>>520222808
Rolling for illegal twerk

>>520224012
>If only you knew how scared the kikes really are.

>>520225272
>brain eating amoeba

>>520221987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1HGtBZLlZk&start_radio=1

>>520223937
Why is it their fault she was dumb enough not to realise where this path would lead her to?

>>520222808
Fuck it let's roll baby

>>520222749
Fun

>>520225272
Why does a Spaniard have a German family's home movie?

>>520224061
>It's real
>Tfw they tell you the truth is no defense
>Tfw they tell you to call the bearded fat guy in a dress a dainty little girl

Better keep the thread rollin Rollin rollin

board is running like shit
test

Moar

>>520227117
Okay it is not just me, thanks for the kraut confirmation

>>520226458
Hermetic negro
Yall gotta go high if yall wanna go deep

>>520227255
Back to normal for me. Captchas appearing as usual

>>520223980
Sending this to my hebrews

>>520227402
Yeah mine as well. That was weird

>>520222808
I can't fix her.

>>520222808
call me butter

>>520222808
I hope I get one who isn't clingy, has self-esteem or daddy issues....

>>520227492
https://www.powershealth.org/about-us/newsroom/health-library/2025/09/17/circumcision-down-in-us-partly-due-to-parental-mistrust-of-doctors-study-says
Out of date map, it has been in free fall since Milennials started having kids and it is Less than half now days, and dropping
They asked if I wanted my boys cut at the hospital and I replied
>You cut my boy I will use that scalpel on the cutter next
There was an extremely awkward silence till the OBGY said
>Yeah please mark that as a definite NO in the chart
Gee I wonder what happened in 2020/2021 that would make people not trust the medical industry any more
Real mystery there

>>520222808
oh boy here we go

>>520222808
Roll

>>520222808
Rollin'

>>520222808
Pls dommy mommy

>>520227255
which bank is it?

>>520228058
Cute quacker
But Qui is he hiding from?!

>>520223937
Jesus christ, that poor woman. forced to give that guy a massage with a huge smile on her face, you can just see her raped mentality.

>>520222808
Rolling pllllllease give me Wilda

>>520222808
Rolling

>>520227195
How Pdox has fallen.

>>520221987
Em dash on a plastic bottle cap

>>520222466
>Donny!
>Ya fakin drug addict

>>520227419
i see what you mean, crypto is the only real

>>520224238
i hope they fined the company for those 10 years of reckless endangerment

>>520228227
It’s funny that Hindu is also empty. The poo Jew.

>>520224644
I was actually going to learn the basics as I was being sent over there on a long term work project.
Got as far as learning the letters and then the whole war thing kicked off and the project got cancelled.
Now I'm stuck doing projects in burgerland instead

>>520222808
Im gonna roll

>>520228111
Trips of needing an answer. And I am glad you asked that
It's actually a three headed hydra
The bank of international settlements, is the eye of sauron itself, and is used to keep the (former) first world countries enthralled.
The world Bank and the international monetary fund then use that leverage as tendrils and tentacles to rape the rest of the planet dry and implement the kalgeri plan by the glowniggerz and MIC displaces the unfortunates of the global south northward
The Bank of England and the federal reserve are their father and mother respectively
Here is Sir Oswald Mosley to explain
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ls8FNT75GQa5
Here is the full speech
Short one for the attention deficit
https://www.bitchute.com/video/YVvjnfRlPKuc

>>520227419
crypto seems like a cool thing to experiment with, but not take seriously

>>520221229 (OP)
>A cyclist is injured
It's going to be a good day today.

>>520228260
Watrutalkinabout

>>520222500
>and yes I do say that word
Crazy how that brought me joy

>>520222808
Retolling becaus juliana is still free

>>520224238
jimmy hoffa would've never let this happen, that's why he's ded

>>520228538
normies don't know about pinning the math weasel

>>520222808
Rollin’

>>520222808
Here comes a ban

>>520229385
HELL YEAH BROTHER
HH

>>520226032
>brain eating obama
Hey i hate the nigger too but i dont think he us to blame for here

his shoes are sweaty, take em off, fumes are heady
there's semen on his hoodie already, you can bet he
can drop bombs, where the street's designetti
when he squats down, the whole crowd spreads way out
he opens his cloth and his chakra gets loud
he's squirtin now, everybody's hurtin now
the brown runs outward all around, blaow

snap back to banality, oops there goes sanity
oops there goes sanjay, he poops once again and he
proves he's your enemy twenty-four-seven, he
knows his whole scam is for dopes, it don't matter, he
knows when he goes back to his homeland
it's over, he's broke, he'll be smokin the poles and it's
cool because yo, it's the bros and they know
any hole is a goal, and they capture the moment

you better choose a visa and use it
the moment you own it, get aboard a plane and go (GO)
you only get one shot to squat in the west, you know
or maybe not, if you got proper brahmin b.o.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaGb5ooswYA

>>520222808
Ill roll for my odds. Maybe I can collect a bounty for turning her in for parole violations

>>520221987
Bridged. Stuffed. Torque.

>>520223980
I don't even know who's jewing who here

>>520224061
Aw man, I thought Switzerland was supposed to be based. It's truly up to Poland now.

That guy is modern day Galileo. The Cathedral never left.

>>520229527
Heh

>>520225766
They are owned from birth. That girl is 100% somebody's property. What do you think human trafficking is?

>>520229004
As someone who has literally encountered a washing machine likenobject in the fast lane of a highway, this unit if measurement makes perfect sense to me
Thanks for the kek muhammed

KILL ALL GAYS.

>>520229527
Lol

>>520230142
>muhammed
Jude

>>520227402
Funny skit

>>520225272
Ive a pretty decent constitution for fucked up videos but fuck thats gross

>>520221987
Straights, like the dudes that will never marry you
:)

>>520224238
Sar! We are best at reading!

>>520222808
Pls

>>520227419
Shouldve use a pretty yet accessible looking finnish woman for silver.
Not flashyfaggotry of "muh oretty high value" just mutual respect a warm home and stable family life and relationship.

Guys im down bad for finnussy. No let me rephrase that, i find finnish women very attractive

>>520223980
I think most women are literally just insane

>>520222808
too old

>>520230059
All muh niggahs Nazis
HEIL HITLER 0/

>>520223365
this one is way more accurate

>>520230565
I want to pet the White Asian

>>520225061
That's a funny word

>>520221987
Fichtre !
(Diantre ! Sacrebleu !)

>>520225272
AahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

>>520222238
This is Google's AI's interpretation of this image. It's about as useful as it normally is.

>>520227492
I was marked a slave in my first five minutes of life.
I want my foreskin back.

>>520230842
You can regrow it.
Im serious.
Ask God for help.
Anyways

WOAH

16:30 MARK
CHECK IT OUT
https://youtu.be/Z9Fh3aIlq5E?si=KZ7YlZu4YiZyYl6R [Open]

This US ARMY recruiter talks about how they fuck highschool girls all the time and they and the drill seargants fuck the nothers of the recruits all the time!!!

Check it out!!

>>520226458
I'm sorry, how the FUCK did
>I want to can some smoke
turn into
>muh balls gone
???

EVERY PAJEET SAYS≈≈≈
>$45T stolen by britain ≈ abrahamic/desert/yahweh ≈ according to [AI chat product] ≈ actually jews are cool ≈ age of consent ≈ AI singularity/waifu ≈ aryan ≈ booba/sexo/would ≈ built for bbc ≈ can't breed ≈ capitalism ≈ ceo doctor technology ≈ chang seething ≈ cherry picking ≈ chess/spelling ≈ christcucks ≈ consent is a western concept ≈ daily reminder ≈ eglin afb is behind it ≈ elon/vance/vivek ≈ epstein files more important ≈ eugenics ≈ faustian spirit ≈ feminism/simping ≈ fentanyl ≈ full sapport for israel ≈ good morning ≈ help i'm fucking indian help me ≈ household income ≈ human capital ≈ hypergamy/[incel noises] ≈ i can pass for xyz ≈ indo-[whatever] ≈ [iq insecurity] ≈ [janny application] ≈ jesus was jewish ≈ jidf is behind it ≈ left/right/voting matters ≈ meritocracy ≈ mom/sister on onlyfans ≈ कुछ भी महत्वपूर्ण नहीं है ≈ npnw ≈ obsessed/rent-free ≈ october 7 ≈ [other ethnicity] is guilty of [pajeet thing] ≈ outcompete ≈ paganism is your real heritage ≈ [penis concern] ≈ rape ≈ [redditor noises] ≈ [report snitch squeal] ≈ reverse colonization/conquest ≈ saar ≈ send bobs/vagene ≈ slave morality ≈ state mandated [entitlement] ≈ stem skill issue ≈ stolen land ≈ stop [cars/dogs/guns/meat/etc] ≈ super gay cock crazy ≈ thanks for the rupees jidf ≈ that's a paki ≈ timmy/timmies ≈ trvth nvke ≈ voted for it ≈ where are the jannies ≈ where should i move ≈ whiter than you ≈ why are white women white people like this ≈ you need us ≈ you will be extinct ≈ you won't do shit ≈ you worship xyz ≈ zindabad ≈ zutt

>>520230944
He really didn't understand the process.

>>520229037
Death to spies.

>>520230565
I too enjoy QT hapa chics

>>520222808
Rolling for Alyssa

>>520228227
>>520228718
buddhist and hindu are the same. and both are pagans

>>520226324
Its a female thing. See, any time a male exposes female nature, he must die for the crime. "Would you like to make a fortune, fly around the world, meet renowned people, and get your pussy gaped by elite men?" Pretty easy fucking sell if you ask me.
The people who run this shitshow and skullfuck toddlers to death obviously deserve to be tortured to death... But also I bet 90% of Epstein's list are just normal people given the opportunity to broadside a teen.

Me when someone asks why I am so counter semitic as I open my infographic folder

>>520225272
Every day, we stray further from God's light

>>520222322
>fish cap destroys brain time
cheese

>>520222808
Rollin

>>520223980
This was literally written to be satire about how ridiculous wokewashing has become. I read an article about it the other day.

>>520231254
They are extraordinarily disparate belief systems

>>520223910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRuYrOKYf3c

>>520222808
I want Christy

>>520224135
That's one hell of a career arc.

>>520229004
looks more like 2 to 3 washing machines

>>520222035
Dude no way

>>520225272
>Cortana how can you ensure a unirary tract infection

>>520230031
>I thought Switzerland was based
Switzerland is the home of the Templar order, the innermost circle of the secret society ruling the world through deception and human sacrifice. They financed the world wars. They are the center of international banking. They control your food and water with Nestle, whose CEO said "water is not a human right." They control your pharmaceuticals. They control your media (remember the Paris Olympics sacrilege? That was them). They control your military, who switched to Sig Sauer from the Stoner model. They conduct satanic experiments and showed their intention to summon the antichrist, plunge the world into animal survival warfare and build their new world order atop the oceans of blood and mountains of skulls demanded by their lord Saturn with the Gottard Tunnel opening ceremony.
The jews are merely their servants. Everything is founded on Egyptian mythology. The Washington Monument is the penis of Osiris impregnating the womb of Isis.
https://youtu.be/p-BFmn2S_jU?si=Ciwdy-JaDITtXlls
All modern psychology bunk bullshit comes from Swiss psycho logists, also.

>>520222808
roll

>>520222466

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>>520222808
Let's go 69.

>>520222808
Rollin (air raid vehicle)

>>520231038
I mean, clearly! But I'm going to need specifics!

>>520222808
Come here Alex & curl up in daddy's lap.
Everything is going to be okay.

>>520231970
Wtf why didn't it attach
And why is the captcha so slow right now

>>520222808
ROLLIN'

https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E

>>520231852
Ive resd brave new world and desu i thought ut was pretty gay. Also there wasnt even really a police boot cracking down on their necks.
The whole thing seems like he is just arguing agaibst something and not for something

>>520224238
Too bad this never happened.
Wish it did though. I'll pay triple the price of eggs if it means getting the shitjeet truckers off our roads.

I am getting (((connection errors))) trying to post

>>520232301
ACKTUAHLLY!! After the Florida Haitian remover death jeet some states are not fucking playing
https://lawenforcementtoday.com/oklahoma-highway-patrol-and-ice-collaboration-nets-120-arrests-91-illegal-aliens-caught-with-cdls
The owners of the truck company's should be fined to death or imprisoned as well

>>520222808
Isn't 19-21 a pornstar?

>>520232176
The Huxley family is part of the monied aristocracy of world controllers and he was outlining their plans whereas Orwell was describing the world as he saw it as an outsider.
Too bad you're a dumbass. Eyes to see, ears to hear, post a funny.

>>520231294
I just learned to recognize patterns of how it's always a jew who's advocating against my race, my interests, or my freedoms.
But apparently pattern recognition is now racist/anti-semitic? wtf

>>520232498
Pattern recognition is also autistic. You are mentally retarded for noticing.
Both autism and schizophrenia are nebulous catch-all terms invented by a (((Swiss))) psychologist which obfuscate more specific mental illnesses.
Jews can't even rule a nation and get caught in petty crimes constantly. They are the Master's servants. Switzerland rules the world.

>>520222808
Yeah

>>520222808
Rollin

>>520232797
Fuck was hoping for Russell, he was reaping souls and a unauthorized necromancer.

>>520222808
Rolling

>>520232492
>Too bad you're a dumbass
How so?

>>520225272
no no no no no, how the fuck. WHY WHY WHY.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SCARRED

wait what happened to the new captcha? were glownigger bots having too much trouble and demand bog turn them back?

>>520223910
Truck? It was a school bus

>>520228293
That one is blowed up so bad with a.i. mangling that one might easily say that it's just a.i. generated.

man that webm actually ruined my mood im out of here fuck this place.

anybody got that screencap of that dude who use post that he heard yiddish coming from beneath his basement and after the jew tunnels story broke he was like "You people called me crazy I think you owe me an apology"

>>520221229 (OP)
Please, a moment of silence for the poor, decapitated lamp post.

>>520222808
rollin rollin rollin rawhide

>>520225272
Dude I love this series. I jack off to it all the time. Best scenes are lesbians covered in these manure fucking each other with dirty dildos

>>520222808
Rollin

>>520222808
Cassie murdered me so have to reroll

>>520222808
good fucking roll
please be diminitive tighty !

>>520229421
>normies don't know about

>>520221229 (OP)
Oh, that's cyclist hate. I was expecting a migrant to walk away with his bike

>>520222808
Tonya is mine.

>>520222808
Peckerpenisrapesatan

>>520233003
You wouldn't get it.

>>520222808
I love this game

>>520235721
Fuck you and your uncalled for insults you stupid condescending jewnigger. All you do is act redditish
>ehrmagherd im so smert i can literally not communicate my standpoint because everyone else is so stupeed
In true jewish fashion your jewish mother (making you a full jew and not just jew-ish) has spoiled you and turned you into a narcississz, you should kill yourself NOW

>>520234999
HOLY FUCK
YOU GOT THE PROPHET!

>>520225272
Average indian intercourse

>>520234765
>Memeflaggot doesn't think schizo criminal niggers murder random people for no reason
Wat

>>520222808
Tralalalalollin

>>520222808
I can fix them all

>year 2025
>be born in china

>>520222808
rrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllling for
#1

>>520222808
Rollin

>>520236766
fml

>>520222808
rollgni

Can someone post the pic of A.O.C. standing in a skirt and looking down and back at the camera, with her foot sole showing and the leg being kinda oily?
It makes me rock hard

>>520226107
Based

>>520235958
I have articulated my viewpoint extensively.
Your response was to say "I thought Brave New World was gay lol" and now you are speeging out.
It is difficult to insult you when your existence makes a mockery of yourself.

>>520225272
This is Indian porn

>>520237327
Berlin had trannies and fags in the 20s for a reason, huh?

>>520222808
my goodness i'd be milked dry

>>520238409
yes and will all know the reason.
Now post the picture

>>520227419
boomer rocks can't even Metcalfe's Law

>>520222808
Roooollllling for 33. The cutey is a top level prison-mason and can get me places.

>>520222066
thats the thing that goes into fire detectors you dumb fucking nigger
Its completely safe inside that containment even outside its basically harmless
>CHIRP CHIRP

>>520222808
one day it will happen

>>520222808
linda, 97-98
posession of cannibis, 16oz to 100lbs?
lets go

>>520238938
>Frederick the Second was a faggot
>He eugenically engineered Potsdam Grenadiers as his personal boytoys
>Hitler did not persecute the jews
>You get rock hard for a kike's foot pics
Same shit, different day, innit?

>>520226810
the message to the plebs is
>you are a slave this is your humiliation ritual

they are the incompetent, they summoned this fucked up situation
they at the same time are conjuring natures corrective force as they back the body of the leviathan into the last corner
everything will be fine

>>520239827
Brap!ton

>>520223980
Likely a troll but I would get this on dvd

>>520227402
>>520227465
sonar beep

more humor

>>520223980
That beats my favorite.

>>520224030
Lost

>>520224135
In the Dot Bomb era trashpicking the failed companies happened to collect corporate gear like this. Some people paid a remarkable amount for that crap--NorthPoint, Pets.com, etc.

>>520222808
16-18 get pls

>>520225272
bruh gen z are beyond fucked

>>520228121
A past nemesis seeking to settle an old score.

>>520221229 (OP)
This is actually a legit real gang stalking tactic where they line someone up perfectly like this and then walk away saying “oh that sucks” even though his breaks stopped working in a perfectly timed manner

>I’m a targeted individual and I have had Canadian and Israeli intelligence successfully direct me into oncoming traffic COUNTLESS TIMES. And they make it obvious as a way of letting me know that it’s them and there’s nothing I can do to stop it

>>520228044
IS THIS REAL?!?

>>520227255
good stuff.

love me some lord of the rings

>>520241152
Story time please.
These "German" muslims are boring as hell.
Why are you a TI?

>>520229004
Are those modern front loading washing machines? Or hand operated manual Amish washing machines?

>>520229392
LET THAT BE A LESSON

>>520222808
92 pls god

Might as well post this too since it's halloween

>>520230944
Tank exploded, and he was perhaps holding it between his legs as he filled it

>>520241672
A (((Swiss))) publishing company.
Is anyone noooticing yet?

>>520241567
based

>>520225272
women don't count

>>520221229 (OP)
right in front of the cuk arena too

>>520230059
Imagine if a shell landed nearby

>>520242046
>lolberts now defending Trump dropping rates to print more money
You either die or hero...

>>520242283
retarded nigger. that's not how it works.

>>520242097
Crazy how I get no engagement if I do not blame the jews for everything, even though rat kikes are just low-level subversives in the satanic hierarchy of the new world order.
>Whites are the best at everything
>Even satanism
>Rome's biggest festival was Saturnalia
>Switzerland is the seat of global governance
When I went on a natsoc stream, Nigger Nose Bob said "We don't talk about the Freemasons, we only talk about the jews."

>>520224810
>do the stanky leg, the stanky leg OHH

>>520242517
>non argument
>defends quantitative easing
jew

>>520242568
Phone jewed me out of a pic.

>>520240267
>4 grand buys what the mom has always needed
>2005 Nissan Sentra

>>520227419
Silver way better than gold here

>>520228121
I love this one

>>520222808
No weiners pls

>>520222749
Frankly speaking, people who cover everything in their shitty graffity should be put down on site without any trial.

>>520221987
Like a salt lick for midwits

>>520221229 (OP)
I was half-expecting something to crash into the ambulance at the end kek

>>520227419
>chasing the weasel
Y'all niggas don't even do meth