Thread 520361696

>>520361696 (OP)
This CGI would be a lot better if the artists knew what the speed of sound is.

>>520362601
How the fuck does that even happen to a person??

>>520362781
Actual body dysmorphia, not fake troon shit.

>>520362781
what happened here?

>>520362781
It's that oil shit that people can inject, I think it's similar to (or is) saline. Same thing as bagelhead, but because of >>520362921

>>520362781
Roids and saline.

>>520362806
Good dog. Skater trash should be shot on sight.

>>520362690
T-the fucking roundmeal was real...

>>520363196
I still can't believe this was an actual event.

The future of weeding technology

>>520362306
BITCH!
I'M GONNA SMACK THE JAP OFF YOUR FACE!

>>520363322
Aren't they thinning? Woulda thought they were more interested in thinning.

>>520363264
Homemade ones are so much better, like mom's spaghetti.

>>520363321
Olympics Has Fallen

>>520363516
Just more proof that Tik Tok needs to be eradicated.

>>520363516
ah yes tin foil all over the table, you wouldn't want to act like an animal, no.

>>520363322
Is it fart-powered?

>>520363680
I understand serial killers now.

>>520362601
Nice gyno faggot

>>520363264
Is it good to boil plastic with your food?

>>520363023
Explosion scared her. She is a Israeli reporter.
>>520363045
>>520363151
I'm aware of the injections, I meant more, what sort of fucked up trauma causes/compells people to do that shit to themselves.
And then think:
>Totally improved things for me!!

And, of course, the man himself

>>520362781
its called synthol and is injeted directly into the muscle. there are cases of muscles exploding

>>520363803
Why does anybody do retarded shit?

>>520363880
Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

>>520362690
Would

>>520363196
It's kind of amazing how she destroyed Australia's credibility with one gay breakdance. Imagine all the wars, the struggles of building an advanced civilization from nothing, just so a lib could topple it all over with one dance. It's amazing actually. I give her a lot of credit. China has spent billions countering Australia, but she did it with a stage and a dream. I would fuck her and cum inside her if given the chance. Maybe she could fix me. Idk. All I know is that she's a hero.

>>520363516
If you invite me to dinner and you serve me food like this I'm killing you.

>>520363696
never been to a crab boil restaurant?

>>520363680
I have a question for an american anon:
Can you buy just a mashed tomato in a jar. Without any additional ingredients, just 100% tomatoes?
Can you buy cheese in a block and use a cheeseg grater to add freshly grated cheese?
Can you make a wine sauce at home, by buying separate ingredients?
Can you cook your own broth and not buy it in a box?
Every single receipt from America is include some store specific product.
I have no Idea wtf is a "half and half" and why can't you just use 10% milk cream, every single little thing has a funny stupid name.

Stair Force

>>520361696 (OP)
An explosion that big would destroy most of the life on the planet. Which is not only not a deal breaker, it's the best part. But easier to put mass driver or engines on a near-Earth asteroid and nudge it into our path.

>>520361696 (OP)
>Covering the entire earth in a fine shit mist.
Congrats retard, you turned us all into Indians.

>>520364899
Yeah, we have all sorts of cheap food and by cheap I mean plentiful. There's anything you want just lots of retards live totally on slop hence the memes.

>>520365415
Oh yeah, that one. Can you explain what is a hamburger helper, because you don't actually need anything to cook burgers. Just meat and buns.
And what is stuffed turkey thingy out of the box? So you can buy stuffing for a turkey and eat it separately?
I think freedom is cool, but some people just can't be trusted.

>>520364899
Yes we can do all those things.

>>520365856
a magical hooker appears

>>520363264
You never win the visit from Davis.
>How many roundmeals I have had to just have a visit from Davis

>>520365688
Everything is setup to be sold a solution. EVERYTHING. Making a specific food in 2 steps from a box is as complicated as life gets for some. We have to engineer our society around dumb niggers so it has to be simple and straightforward. This is perfect for jewery since it's easy to sell 5 cents of slop for 2 dollars as "convenient" single servings to consumers that only live in the present.

>>520362306
The racial "difference" between East and West Eurasians has only ever been lymphatic drainage. Incredible discovery.

>>520363196
wish i could dance like a retard and get gold medal at the Olympics

China will grow greener

>>520367066
Is that how she got into office?

>>520365856
The most sociopathic thing I've ever done was kill a girl's rabbit. Decapitation. She was my friend's girlfriend and I was fucking her.

She kept a rabbit in her closet, fed it mostly pizza crusts and shit like that. It wasn't healthy or happy. One day she dared me to kill it, her roommates said I didn't have the balls to kill it. So I grabbed the nearest knife and went at it, but it didn't work, it was a bread knife and it was just pulling out the fur, not cutting at all. Then her boyfriend came over, asked some questions, and helped me do it. He held it down while I found a better knife, and I cut its head right off.

The girl's roommate wouldn't let us back into the house, she was a vegan, called us evil murderers lol and we were covered in blood

so I got into my friend's car (the one whose girlfriend I was fucking) and drove to another friend's house, and we left the rabbit's head in their mailbox. the body, we just threw out of the car window on the side of the road.

Poor rabbit. But I think it was for the best.

>>520362690
that beef is still uncooked lol

>>520366811
>get gold medal at the Olympics
They cancelled the entire Olympic sport because of her

>>520365084
guess i know what i'm doing tonight lol

>>520367771
It's Time For Them To Die Immediately.

>>520363196
the ultimate, definitive and final Australian Shitpost.

>>520364508
AAAH SHIEET NIGGA ISS OBEY SEASONING NIGGA, SHIEEET

>>520362180
I like this one
leaning into jeet cringe
based currynigger

>>520368096
>pulling over a guy driving 140km/h
deserved it

>>520368491
Fucking nightmare fuel.

>>520363264
who the fuck is Davis?

>>520363680
This is why I no longer pursue women

>>520362393
That's aikido or something. Cool!

>>520364399
>imagine all the wars
Are you ralking about the one they lost to birds, the one where they were screwed by the UK, or the one where they were screwed by the UK again, or the one where they were screwed by America? None of which were for independence.

>>520368875
Ngl would fuck both.

>>520368960
the davis is a lie >>520366474

>>520363196
Based, the govt sent her to shit down this sport ever being a thing, why let this be a sport when we can't ever win it?

>>520363506
Why fucking retardation is this? is this a AI meme?

>>520368707
Who told you that?
and those cops would have got him killed if he didn't go for a piss when the jeet driver came
Police here are retarded and I'm surprised haven't caused more accidents with how they park on busy streets, around blind corners, set up checks at the bottom of a bridge ect

>>520368491
Why would you take out such a beautiful old tree?? Stupid faggot deserved this.

>>520367947
Whenever you see something like that just remember, those niggers don't have any power that the Jews didn't give them.

>>520363322
Get a couple friends, play some good music, would be pretty fun

>>520364277
TOPKEK

>>520368447
One thing that really gets me about this retard is that you can pinpoint the exact moment the brainwashing goes away and he thinks of his mother, father, life he could've lived if he had just stayed off the politico juice

>>520362781
Lifting weights. It’s that simple. Diet and exercise can achieve perfect male form.

>>520364277
holy moly that is funny

>>520362601
natty gainz. he swole

>>520361696 (OP)
Added bonus: The rest of the Earth becomes uninhabitable, and without a serious MJ-12 level ass-pull, the kiddie diddlers are as screwed as the rest of us.

>>520362180
The Toughest faggot to ever walk the earth. Iron balls, iron ass.
what a faggot.

>>520363322
this is organic farming
no herbicide
must weed by hand

>>520368491
Man that would be annoying to deal with.

>>520363680
I was initially disgusted by the food, then I saw the filthy oven. Appalling.

>>520368447
Thought he was making a statement and all he did was make a WEBM that gets spammed. Also kids are still dying to Jews.

>>520369211
If it wasnt fake/staged then that was 100% Judo

>>520363196
Friendly reminder that this woman is the reason why break dancing will never be considered for the Olympics ever again.

>>520368096
I think I remember this. The guy recording was stopped for speeding like a crazy person, but whilst the police had him pulled over, some other retard drove right into them killing them all instantly. He then started recording and went around yelling at those dead cops and complaining about how they were making him miss out on his sushi lunch or something. Total sociopath kek.

>>520367894
No blood
No brain splatter

Fake as fuck

>>520364852
Longest sustained fart in Indian history

>>520371255
Once a tree gets too big, it becomes a safety hazard so usually it gets cut down, boomer.

>>520363516
I much prefer the nigger version

>>520368096
This one had everything
>cunt cop pulls someone over for speeding
>won't let driver get fully off the road, argues with him
>cunt cop gets plastered by jeet trucker
>driver pissed that his porsche is totaled.

>>520363264
>>520362690
But did she get a visit from Davis?

>>520375090
And for that we’re thankful

>>520361854
The olympics of a sane society. I smeared a tear. Thanks, anon!

>>520364473
Good for them. Fuck Palestine.

>>520376468
Jeet or Jew?

>>520363427
Based webm

>>520363951
>not my fucking problem

>>520362180
If only I could take so many hits with my nuts. When I do this I always fail on the second hit and we have to stop and restart an hour after. My personal record is 3 hits taken.

>>520376121
dis dat sole foo wyboi, u needa culcha yoseelf mmmhmmmmmmm

>>520361696 (OP)
Now do it again, but Israel

>>520367290
I hope I get a chance to find you and torture you to death.

>>520374679
That crow is a Jew

>>520361696 (OP)
bitch bloody fuck you

>>520376994
I choked the rabbit out before I killed it. Not some shitskin that tortures animals, I just kill them.

>>520363680
AT LEAST SALT AND PEPPER IT, YOU SNOW MONKEYS

>>520377453
Doesn't matter. You're scum that deserves to die screaming.

>>520363196
To be fair, the Olympic Breakdancing committee made a ton of gay rules, to make sure everything was safe and nobody could possibly hurt themselves.

I bet that girl could do a way better routine, but they had to obey the (gay and safe) Olympic rules, and that's what you get.

>>520377784
I'm not, but you're welcome to try.

>>520377824
Yes, you definitely are. Post address, scumfuck.

>>520377935
got banned last time I posted my address, but you can find me in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Go anywhere and ask for Sebastian, they know me.

>>520363680
The west has fallen, billions must die

>>520378005
So you're scum that deserves to die screaming, AND a totally spineless coward. How thoroughly unsurprising.

>>520378085
dunno what to tell you pal. I did something retarded when I was 16. I've gotten over it, maybe you will too

>>520362393
That's the coolest nigger i've ever seen

>>520364899
We have better access to higher quality ingredients than most places because we have any environment we want to farm on without trading.
But also we have a super strong culinary tradition. Its one of the few ways for poor people to become upper class - get good at cooking at open a nice place.
That's why you only ever see ragebait from American tiktoks. Because tiktok is low class, and American low class actually know about food; hence they get mad, like and subscribe, and you see it on your scroll.

>>520378005
I’m less than an hour from Cheyenne, I’ll give it a try

>>520368491
well played, tree.

>>520363322
I could have used that when staining my deck, or more specifically my lower back could have used it.

>>520378152
Stay in Laramie. Don't test your luck.

>>520363322
I fucking can't get over this...

>>520365688
Hamburger is two definitions:
1. A sandwich made with ground beef.
2. Slang for just ground beef.

Hamburger helper is a brand of pre-mixed spices and noodles for a pound of meat. You brown the meat in a pan, then add the box. That's it. It cost like $0.33/box when I was a kid, so every babysitter in America's 80's/90's served it for lunch near enough daily.

>>520367290
You're the most evil, psychotic man I've personally encountered here, but not the most evil man I've ever heard of. Keep up the grind. The set's paying off bigtime; maybe you can kill a deer in front of a vegan protest. Assert some dominance by gutting it there too.

>>>/wsg/6012636
https://x.com/EBTofTikTok

>>520363761
That's how the fancy sous vide cooking is done.

>>520378721
I killed a frozen deer with a pickaxe one time, a mercy kill. It was frozen solid in the middle of the road, up in the mountains, but it could (barely) open its eyes and look at me. I lined up the swing carefully to kill it quick, poor thing suffered enough already.

>>520378375
what's so wrong about it

the before-way of doing it probably would make you become a hunchback

>>520368083
that video is bullshit btw, but hell, why look into it at all, just trust the lying retarded faggot that posted it. y'all make it so easy for them to paint you as morons.

>>520379016
WAGTFKY

>>520379191
imagine being such a fag that you hate women and blame them for your problems, instead of blaming yourself or other men

Makes me laugh everytime.

>>520368447
Cut too soon! The best part of the video is when Aaron is laying there smoldering, and a cop runs up WITH HIS GUN OUT.
Fuggin pigs.

>>520364852
is this real ?

>>520363516
I hate group eating like that, fucking animals. I want MY plate and keep your filthy hands out of it.

>>520368784
>niggers steal dogs dinner
learn to filename, jeeze

Never forget, (((Amazon))) cucked this series because everyone LOVED the Reich and how organised,ordered,technologically superior,clean and peaceful it was and Obergruppenfuhrer Smiths character as the best in the show, completely outclassing the "good guy" characters. Their narrative backfired so they self sabotaged it in the very rushed final season with comical 1980's tier villain memes like the African skin collection, sudden armies of organised negro's,commies and women emerged from nowhere to instantly topple both Japanese Empire and Greater German Reich before suddenly portals to the other timelines opened up to bring people through and crush the "evil Nazi's goy!".
They were even setting up the Lebensborn offspring as the timelines version of the hippy movement as progressive environmentalist feminists that intend to topple the Reichs views on race and tradition before the cancellation.

They even used Greater Nazi Reich for Wolfenstein esque ridiculousness. Even though the Germans themselves never called themselves that.

Another hilarious one.

>>520368875
Right one is a girl if I'm not mistaken(maybe the left one too).

>>520363196
Goat cunt.

>>520367236
no it was her geopolitical expertise and track record of success

>>520372382

Not really, dying is scary, but the thing is, everybody dies in the end. So there really are not many good reasons in clinging to it.

You die as well and relatively soon, the difference is likely nobody posts your last moments on a basket weaving board.

>>520364399
>destroyed Australia's credibility
I'd day she destroyed breakdancings credibility as a competitive sport. Irreparably and forever.
>implying it had any
.. and this is a good thing

>>520367603
>aussies shitposting at olympic level
we could never

>>520380401
It's important to remember that we all die, sooner or later. Too many people try to ignore it or forget it, and they're worse off as a result.

>>520375090
>gay breakdancing cancelled due to one shitpost
not all heroes wear capes

>>520363196
>Has competitive Nig-Jig removed from the olympics

You're welcome.

>>520364899
We can but its not easy, you go to the fancier more expensive shops.

I was floored one day when I saw a carton of apple juice that said "ingredients: apples" and nothing else.

I tried it and it was better than any apple juice I had before.

Unlike what other anons might say, real and unprocessed stuff isn't the easiest to get unless you live in a rural area or have money.

At the very least raw ingredients like tomatoes are available but they are usually unripe to allow transportation, so our crops don't taste as good.

>>520363196
much like the Titanic movie, I've never watched this ‘performance’ and I never will. You can’t make me, you’re not my real dad!

>>520362260
>in both realities
I hope my videogame avatar is doing ok

>>520368096
Is there more footage of the actual crash or anything?

>>520368887
this is probably responsible for 90% of paranormal happenings

>>520362306
So they were squinting!

>>520368096
is he ok?

>>520375617
He was a real estate agent named Richard Pusay... yes, his name was fucking Dick Pussy. Imagine what that would do to your psyche growing up. He was justifiably pissed off that they pulled him over in a stupid spot on the motorway and got his fancy Porsche wrecked. The truck driver was some sort of wog that was high on meth btw.

>>520362601
Derek Lunsford be like: "I'm here for the Mr Olympia"

>>520370041
SALT THE EARTH

>>520368960
Davis once attempted to visit my lair, unannounced.
We are now in the timeline where Henton Food Corp. is entirely fictional.

>>520381140
The driver was probably a jeet on an expired visa kek

>>520381068
More please

>>520364774
>webm

>>520368096
>little computer
never fails to crack me up

>>520368244
>punched
it's clearly an elbow. rename your webm before posting it yet again, faggot.

>>520362690
Every day we stray further from God

>>520362690
source of Round Meal

>>520376121
>sharing half a Fanta between 5 people
That's genuinely depressing.

>>520378839
>sous vide
>boil

>>520363264

Davis is coming to visit?

>>520379709
I didn’t read the bulk of your poast because I'm currently watch this series and don't want spoilers. but yes they sure make the Reich look appealing.
>>520379737
sauce pls

>>520379285
Being a simp like you is worse than being a fag

>>520382803
The man who blames women instead of himself is less than a simp. It's like getting mad at your dog if it shits in the house, instead of admitting that you didn't train it right.

>>520379866
good shit anon. sauce again please.
I love this revisionist/alternate history stuff.

>>520379291

Been raping little kids for years.

Too little / too late.

>>520382872
the jews trained the women, we arent allowed to train them, you are a dumb faggot

>>520379737
>file name
kek

>>520383410
what you're saying is that you think jews are stronger than you. pathetic

>>520365084
Stairborne Rangers.....

wut timmy gon do

>>520363196
What. The. Fuck.

>>520363264
>1000 mg potassium

CAT HERO

>>520363938
poor kitty. based lady tho

>>520369211
Judo hip throw

>>520364473
Based. Imagine destroying the aid that a bunch of liberal Faggots sent to the sand Niggers that have been trying to genocide your people. Good for Israel.

>>520361696 (OP)
C'mon man, it;s day one of NNN and you post this sex ai

>>520368447
lol, what an idiot.

>>520379624
You ain't never had a fresh basket a blue crabs poured out on the table for you and your kin have you?

>>520362690
Lots of pink in the meat.

>>520379737
I had a really awkward night once when me and a friend went home with 2 girls, to their house. I overheard the girl I was talking up earlier, she was talking to her friend about her bat mitzva or however it's spelled. I played it cool for my friend's sake, but when we got to their house he was making out with the other girl and about to start fucking her on a nearby couch, while I was sitting on another couch with the jew girl who was making big moves on me. I thought she was white, she had blue eyes and blonde hair, but I noticed the roots were dark, so it was just dyed blonde. We were watching Mulan. I pretended to be oblivious to her advances so my friend could fuck the other girl, while the jew girl was kissing my neck and stuff so I acted like I fell asleep.

>>520364899
My friend, the internet is fake and gay. You should know this by now.

>>520361854
Look how happy they are doing what they're meant to do

>>520363321
Thanks to that Jewess, it isn't one anymore.

>>520368491
Rookies always miss the canopy weight. That's why I always put ropes on anything that 100% has to fall a certain direction. I log my own property, not a professional.

>>520387400
Abuse of pets, not just animals but specifically pets, is heinous. Abusing the trust and implied guardianship is amoral. Only subhumans abuse pets.

>>520388701
Very good insight.
I have no experience, but have researched cutting down trees. I thought their process was correct until it wasn't.
Thanks for being real.

>>520388701
I've cut down a lot of trees, but nothing like that one. That thing's a fucking giant. Worst I've dealt with was just a bit wider than the length of my saw.

>>520368491
if only all hubris was punished as swiftly. why not take it down step by step. the amateur lumberjack approach is a slippery slope.

>>520362601
What the fuck is that thing?

>>520381127
I love the fact that no one wants to help the nigger in distress, kek. Seems like a clear case of "not my problem".

>>520376084
shut the fuck up

>>520363427
I knew it!

>>520361696 (OP)
where's this clip from? I need it with sound!

>>520361696 (OP)
Wtf is this real?

>>520367290
Are you Kristi Noem?

>>520362260
>in both realities
lost

>>520366714
Asians will make the doctor who finds them a cure into a trillionaire

>>520364899
>Can you buy just a mashed tomato in a jar. Without any additional ingredients, just 100% tomatoes?
yes
>Can you buy cheese in a block and use a cheese grater to add freshly grated cheese?
yes
>Can you make a wine sauce at home, by buying separate ingredients?
yes
>Can you cook your own broth and not buy it in a box?
yes

People don't because either laziness, lack of fresh 'raw products', or access to premade mixes that handle all the difficult parts and end up being easy and cheap as well (if you are OK with the odd Sulphate or anti-caking flour added in)

I will buy a pre-mixxed taco sauce power because fuck trying to find quality spices unless you go wholesale.
I won't buy 'pre shredded cheese' or 'precut fruit' that is for the fat lazy women.
People buy the Tomato Pastes because they de-skin the fuckers, which is the most annoying part to do at home anyways.

>>520368887
once the cat goes ballistic... not without reason they say 'can't swing a cat around in here'.

>>520367771
its amazing how many don't want to talk about 2015

>>520368784
God I hate pits.

>>520367894
many such cases

>>520376468
Rope yourself kike
>>520385632
I'll give you 5 shekels to make sure the other kike ropes himself

>>520368920
Pretty cool. I don't undertand why they paint it, though. Then you can't see that it's from choccy.

>>520373742
damn cool. the judo throw above too. how much work it needs to be this good though.

>>520363938
Seriously, wtf? How is the cat not scratching the shit out of her?
AI?

>>520390119
no, boomer

>>520379709
Wat moovi is ziz from?

>>520376121
>>520380061
I'm genuinely more grossed out by the people than by the food

>>520376688
>>520363951
>Just Amerilard things

>>520366541
This one shouldn't be as funny as I found it.

>>520391333
Kek. I think this guy was featured in a Danish tv show once. Not that long ago. A program where two guys travel through some of the dixie states and always stay at shitty 0 star hotels (program is called zero stars), and then they meet this guy in a motel in Lousiana or something, and he makes meatloaf and shit, but with the stupidest random shit, like hairdryer and what not. He's gotta have a yt channel.

>>520391118
>>520376084
good morning saar

>>520381627
funny af. are they secretly high iq aliens?

>>520367894
So it's not just me who gets shit reception when they go in a store.

>>520391109
the cat probably figured she was helping her. some cats are actually not cunts, anon.

>>520392331
>her
*it

>>520379709
series, The Man in the High Castle

>>520392411
meant for >>520391118

>>520376994
I used to beat cats to death with my buddy. He enjoyed the torture element way more than I did, in all honesty I think it was sexual for him, I just enjoyed causing damage and killing things. Can I also be tortured and murdered mister internet tough guy?