>>509441340
technically, you don't kill them like so
they'll just scramble to gather the water (the kappa's kippa) back
which gives you an opportunity to either beat them or flee
kids would often flee, because (((kappas))) steal kids' shirikodamas: ie magic anal soulball, which ancient Nips believed holds the soul; obviously, the prostate
which is doubly funny, btw, because it implies they believed women couldn't have souls
